All language subtitles for The Real Housewives of Dubai – S2E6

Previously on The Real Housewives of
Dubai.

Oh, my shit.

You guys know each other so well now,
huh? Yeah.

I'm so happy Akeen is here. So far, it's
been going really well. Check, check,

check. And those abs.

When are you moving to Dubai?

I do not want to come here and depend on
you.

Growing up, my mom found out my dad was
living a double life. The way I am as a

person is a lot because of what happened
with my parents.

You do have a beautiful embryo. Oh, my
God. Think seriously of doing it, like,

next year.

Could you see yourself having a baby in
a year?

Hmm. I'm great with puppies.

Bienvenidos a la casa.

Honey, family is here!

You want to help me, honey, a little
bit, no? No.

It bothered me that you called me and
said, you know, Stanford was talking.

about you. That's my opinion.

Don't you feel like that's stirring the
pot a bit? No, that's me being direct.

I tried to be honest with you, but I
don't care about this.

Well, if you don't care about this, then
we're not as close friends as I

thought. That's fine.

That's hurtful.

I'm not going to let anything disturb my
peace.

I hope you guys will fix it.

What was the fight about?

What was the fight about?

Wait, she doesn't drink. She doesn't
drink. I'll have it.

Oh, my God. Oh, yay.

After the Queen's dinner, I get a phone
call. Me and Brooks are talking.

Caroline Sabry was talking about you.
She said, I don't even know why Talene

took me away from the table. I don't
know her like that. Caroline, can I talk

you for two seconds? Come.

Sorry, guys.

What kind of problem would Talene be
having with us? We don't care.

So I was like, hold up.

I got you on the phone immediately, and
I said, did you say this and this and

this? Not in that way, I did not. So
then don't call me and say she's talking

shit about me. That's my opinion.

Isn't that a bit stirring the pot?

Hold on. No, you told me verbatim.
Please, if anybody ever says anything

me, tell me. Oh, my God. Can you ever
take accountability for anything?

Ooh.

Celine is really choosing you, Stanbury.

It's not about choice. Over brute.

For somebody who's so into their peace
and their healing, you can be very

hurtful. So why don't you take a step
back and actually listen to your friend?

I told you I heard it already, and I'm
not interested to hear it again.

Tell her how you feel. Let her tell you
how she feels, and then that's it.

What are you, like the Brooks whisperer?
She loves you. She cares. It's not that

I don't care.

It's that, like, I don't, it's not, you
know what I mean? No, we don't.

You're saying that you had a
conversation. That's why you don't care

about it again.

Leave it.

It's over.

No, no, no. You cannot say it's over.

Oh, wrong words. How do I say it? I feel
like Sarah's like your shaman. I know.

I feel like you've got your hands up and
moving them out. Maybe I've had my

hands up her heart, not her ass.

I think Sarah is trying to guide Brooke.

Because, you know, Brooke can go from
zero to 100. If you piss her off, oof.

Sarah, you're speaking for her.

I am advising my friend to apologize.

It's like, come on, Brooke. This is what
you mean, Brooke.

If I tell her don't apologize, you upset
at me. If I tell her to apologize, you

upset at me. I don't need to tell her
anything.

I would like you to let her speak for
herself for a minute and have her own

opinion.

I can't work out.

What it is Brooks has done to Sarah that
makes her back her blindly.

Recently I've been doing spiritual
therapy and I just made Brooks started

well. I've seen a lot of changes in her
behavior. She's more quiet. I uninvited

Brooks. She called me to see you next
Tuesday. It's not that deep. She was

drinking. Like La La Land. Like step
back a minute and see what's happening.

I don't get it. Why are you triggered
every time I talk?

You couldn't bear this woman last year.
Yeah, I couldn't. Now I can. You are a

hypocrite, Sarah. No, you're not.

Caroline!

Caroline! Caroline! Caroline! Caroline!

Caroline! Caroline!

I don't know why Stanberry is getting,
like, so worked up. This is who Sarah

always been. She's a walking Instagram
meme.

Stanberry's just mad because her little
minions are not falling in line.

My God, you're zero class.

Your brand's from head to toe, but zero
class.

Oh, shut up, Sarah. In this country, I
probably would not talk about a Marathi

woman like that, but that's because I
don't want to go to jail.

Who is that hot man to bring me
champagne?

You're just going to go walk for a bit.
I'll go together, hold each other's

hands. We will hold hands. You want to
take a picture? I know, I'm going to go

and do it with Ayaan. I'm sorry, I'm
taken.

Clearly, when you disagree with
Stanbury, then you're suddenly a

funny enough, when I defend Caroline and
Sergio, I'm not a mouthpiece. She likes

it. Do you think they're putting it on
for the camera?

Absolutely. Is that normal, that stuff
in Instagram?

Yeah. Oh, great.

I'm not going to be Stanbury's puppet
because that's what she expects us to

You either follow me or you're against
me.

Lisa, I want to talk to you. Oh, God.
No, no, we're going to go there because

think we have a lot to talk about.

You don't have to attack me. Sarge, go
for your walk. Go for your walk. Go for

your walk. Oh, my God. Come here, girls.
I want to talk to you girls.

Can't I help her out? I need to help her
out because her words are sometimes.

I'm like, Brooks, don't say you don't
care.

That's why I was translating because I
know she loves her.

It's like, Brooks, Brooks, stop talking
to me. She goes, Brooks, what do you

mean? Tell her what you mean.

I don't want to talk about Talene
anymore. Can I pull you guys inside and

about something? What's wrong?

Was any comment made about Lisa's home?

Lisa's home. Can you say it, Lisa?

So, Ayan shared that you said to her,
Lisa's been really snappy lately.

Me? No. But listen, is everything okay
with Lisa at home?

I feel Lisa was not herself.

Really? I thought maybe she has
something on her mind or at home.

No, no, no. No, that's not what
happened. I said, is Lisa okay at home

life, everything? Because I know you're
a one -woman show.

She asked me, what do you mean home? And
I explained it to her. I didn't mean

something private.

Ayan definitely sent the wrong message
to Lisa. Wait one second. Let's get this

directly from the store.

In the Arab culture, it's very normal
when you care about people to ask about

home and everything is okay. I think by
now Lisa knows me very well. She knows I

don't play that game, especially when
she's not around.

Sweating. It's really hot.

Another round of shots would be nice.
Yeah.

No one's eating anything.

We're breaking our fast. Try the potato.

Is this meat?

It's fish. I like fish.

When I was sitting and I told you, I
felt Lisa was a little bit quiet.

And then I asked you, is she okay at
home, at life, at work?

You all know Lisa is very close to me.
Yes. Okay? And you all know if you say

anything that I'm uncomfortable with, it
bothers me. Sarah said, is she okay at

home? It felt to me very weird because
I'm like, what is she talking about?

The at home part is what rubbed me the
wrong way. It sounds marital. Yes. You

know, I have nothing to do with
marriage.

Asking is everything okay at home is
implying that something is wrong at

I trust my best friend over anyone.

If Ayaan said that's how it was said,
that's how it was said.

Period. You know, I wish you would have
probably worded that differently.

I didn't mean it in that way. I wish you
knew the truth of how it happened.

Because she said it with love.

Is everything okay with her?

Brooks knows exactly what she's doing.
She deflected the entire thing.

So nobody's talking about our issue that
happened.

Everybody's now talking about, are
things okay at Lisa's home? Brooks is

good at this. And she's done it again.

No one was against you. I now understand
that was not your intent.

You'll choose your words wisely next
time. Yes, Mom.

Just to set the record straight, I'm
Superwoman, and you guys keep taking

Coming up next... Just in case Rick
leaves, Mina wrote my backup plan.

For you to even say that, I'm really a
bit worried about you.

Adam, are you hungry, honey?

No. I'm busy trying to wipe these
zombies out. That looks like so much

Buy yourself one.

No,

Mackie. No. He's working.

No. Tell him he's going to miss him.
He's leaving.

Wish for the same reaction from you. You
don't get wife privilege with a

friendship.

Jeej, come on, mommy.

Okay, okay.

Okay, just go to the playroom.

Fine, no school.

Oh, you just gave up that quickly? Yeah.
All right, guys, I'm running late. I've

got to run. Love you. Bye, girls.

What time are you going to be home?

Six -ish, but golf is at eight.

So I'll see you at, like, midnight.

See you tomorrow. Have a great day.

I would like to have a cappuccino with
coconut milk.

Perfect. Please, double espresso.

Thank you so much.

Ah, baby.

You look so good. You look beautiful.

Oh, yellow looks good on you.

The boobs are boobing.

I brought the milk for the coffee.

Yeah.

I will drink it.

Same thing.

Okay. Yeah, so we can, like, party.
Because this coffee is already making

like, whoo.

How are you?

The desert was a lot.

Oh, my God. You know, books is always
going to be books to me.

However. Celine.

She's friends with Brooks. They're
fighting. So she goes to who is not

along with Brooks now.

Tambury. That is the sickest thing you
can do to your friend. I'd never do that

to you, girl. No, I would never do that.

And then there's Sarah.

I felt like the girls were trying to
make it look like I exaggerated.

You would have never felt uncomfortable
if it was said in a nice way. I did. I

really did.

Oh, thank you so much.

I think this is also why the whole Sarah
thing triggered me.

My husband the other day was telling me,
oh, you're always too tired for sex.

And then that also makes me feel like,
am I being a wife?

You know, like.

As annoyed as I was with Sarah's
comments, it actually made me reflect

why it made me so angry. I do feel
overwhelmed.

I'm going to try one on.

Oh, crap. That's my alarm.

Faster, Max.

My other alarm is going. Boy!

Giving all of myself to my family and my
business. Can it be done? Absolutely.

But it's hard.

These days, I don't even know who I am.
I know. I know. I agree with you because

every time I call you, you're so
overwhelmed.

You need to find a way to balance. The
thing is... My children are my priority.

But as Minero grows and everything is
expanding, that also requires a lot of

time. And then, you know, my mom, the
other day, she was like, just in case

leaves, you know, you need a backup
plan. I'm like, Minero is my backup

And touch wood, I pray to God that she
never leaves.

For you to even say that?

Yeah. I'm a little bit worried.

Listen, you got to give yourself a
break. You do so much

for yourself and your family.

I know, but you're forgetting you.

Do you actually think Rich would ever
leave you?

A rainy day can come at any point in
time. Whether that rainy day is, God

forbid, Rich loses his companies or we
part ways.

So my mom instilled in me, it's just
super, super important for all women to

have financial independence, especially
after what she went through with my dad.

It's not even that I'm just physically
exhausted.

I feel mentally exhausted.

That's what I'm telling you. You need a
break.

My mental is always on a break because I
don't do too much.

I need to be more like you. Yes, yes.

You need to talk to Rich and tell Rich
what's going on with you and how you're

feeling. It's so important because he's
so supportive of you.

You need that for yourself.

It's going to be a good day because I'm
shining so bright.

Rocking up in my ride and I'm feeling...
Tiki -tiki, no parando.

Bella, come.

No, no, no, please.

No more tiki -tiki for you, my friend.
Oh my God, I'm so hungry.

I'm starving, honey.

Let's start sitting, darling. You guys
are going to the show tonight.

We're going to the show.

Are you?

It's amazing.

Are you going to eat dinner here?

Do you want to eat something with us? Of
course. Yeah? Yeah.

I'm not avoiding you all. I know. You
look like you're avoiding us.

I'm not avoiding his family on this
trip.

You all right with us?

Dig in.

Oh, this is so good.

It's just how I am. When my family
arrive, I hand them the keys and say,

pop. But I'm very happy they're here
because they're keeping my husband

occupied. It's like he's got a play day
every day.

Tonight I have a body scrub.

You want me there? No, no.

I need a minute.

I just need to breathe.

I think it's good for you not to be so
attached to have friends to go out with.

Don't you have friends?

Do you see them without them? Of course
I have my friends. And he has his

friends. Very nice. I have my own
friends. I would like him to have some

friends. I have my kids to prioritize. I
have my friends, too. You always have

to prioritize me, honey. You understand?

It can't just be Sergio all the time. I
have a 17 -year -old daughter that's

fighting for my attention.

I had a conversation with Jasmine.

She said, I don't want her to have a
kid.

I was primarily brought up by a nanny.
And I think she's away even more now. At

least I have my brothers.

That has no life. I find it really hard
to balance the expectations of Sergio,

who just would spend 12 hours a day,
like, holding hands and looking at each

other if he could, and then my kids. I
am off to the spa.

Look at that kid.

Give me a proper kid, Carolina.

Her kids are like... Controlemonos.

I miss the Caroline I used to know, you
know? Like the Caroline... From the

beginning, no? I miss that, like, still
Caroline, you know? She used to be so

much more easier, more, like, relaxed.

And the doctor called us for an
appointment to see a little bit how the

situation was.

And well, it kind of put us on a
timeline of saying, there's one year

before the 50, that I would now have to
have it.

That puts a lot of pressure on me,
because of course, I don't want my

to get lost. I would love to have a, you
know. But you have, there's time.

There's time, but there's no time.

Yes, there's time.

The most important thing is not to have
it, it's to be.

Apparently nobody wants me to have this
baby.

I thought my mom was going to be the
biggest supporter.

And it's hard to hear this from her
because my family is very big in Spain.

I always dream of having this amazing
family. But I need my baby. That's the

only piece missing.

Coming up.

You talk a lot to dad, but you don't
talk a lot to me.

Because you come home at like 10 p .m.

Oh.

Dad, I got you

a lot

of snacks.

What'd you get?

Oranges, lemons.

Your definition of snacks?

Oh, goodness.

How are you, mommy?

You look very beautiful. How is Africa?

Wonderful. Dubai is starting to be
summer, so it's going to kill us very

Yeah, but how's mom?

Well, mom is fine.

Everyone is fine.

Evra is my big sister. She is like my
second mom.

I talk to her literally every day.

If Taj is doing well in school, she
knows. If I'm arguing with Chris, she

Like anything in my life, she's the
first person that knows.

I am so excited.

I can't wait to see you and Sadiq.

We've done everything. We've done the
product shoots.

Amazing, amazing, amazing.

We've got the website ready.

My sister's coming all the way from
South Africa. My brother's coming from

London. And I want them to be proud of
me. To just be like, oh, the little one

did it. Because I'm the little one.
They're older than me. I'm so proud of

Walalo. I'm really proud of you. We get
to party.

Oh, we are going to party.

Celebrating the women we've become.

Celebrating everything we've been
through.

I want to appreciate you two for always
being there for me, supporting me,

guiding me, and just, I love you.

Ifrah is the love of my life. She is
probably one of the most top people I

on earth.

Our FGM literally brought us together.

And they took us to this man's house,
and they just tied us on the bed, and we

were circumcised.

I'm younger.

So she would check up on me, and I would
start screaming and crying, and we were

both tired, and she would hug me. When
you shared that moment, it made me have

the closest bond on earth with my
sister.

I can't wait to see Taj. It's good for

him. Taj is very happy that you're
coming because he goes, finally, I get

eat.

Okay, it looks like white powder.

It might be mistaken, but no, no, no,
no. Bring for me. I want to eat some.

What happened?

I have a blister in the back of my foot.

Oh.

Mom, I'm so excited to show you Glass
House. Now we have all the employees,

the departments are open.

I'm really excited to show Grandma.

Yeah. All right.

Welcome, welcome.

You guys, this is my mom. Mom, that's
Rihanna.

Hi, Rihanna.

And that's Kylie, my PA. Hi, Kylie. How
are you? Let me show you around a little

bit, Mom. This way is our nail
department.

On this side is the pedicure station. I
think we have Tarek over there doing

hair. Do you like it, Mom? Yes.

My mom comes every year.

This year, she chose to come hang out
with us for Adam's birthday.

This is one of the facial rooms.
Beautiful.

Right now, I really need her because my
mom keeps me calm.

Does your mom calm you even more than
Sarah?

Of course.

I came out of my mom's vagina.

You see, this is amazing.

Can somebody bring my mom a menu,
please?

Thanks, guys.

Yeah, I think the water's fine.

Adam, what would you like?

This. Oh, pretty.

Earl Grey tea.

Okay. Mom, he doesn't even like tea. He
wants Earl Grey tea. Give it to him. My

son will have an Earl Grey tea. Let him
enjoy that. Thank you.

For me, nothing. Thank you very much.

So, Adam, for your birthday, do you want
to tell Grandma what theme we thought

of? I don't know.

Like talking to a brick wall.

Okay. Everything's I don't know, sure,
fine.

I'm just surprised. I don't know. I've
never dealt with this age.

Adam, do not feel bad. Your mom was shy
at first.

And then...

Very bossy. It's okay. Don't worry.
You're good.

Growing up, because I was one of seven
children, I know my mother made so many

sacrifices for me and my brothers and
sisters. But she did give us each our

special time.

I only have one, and I feel like I'm
losing my mind sometimes.

He doesn't have siblings. I wonder how
that differentiates us, because me, I

grew up with three brothers and three
sisters. Yes, yes. And I never will.

Okay, really?

What if your dad decides to have
children?

He does not want to. Did you have this
conversation with dad?

Maybe.

Hmm. Well, that's another thing. You
talk a lot to dad, but you don't talk a

to me.

I don't understand why. Is it a boy
thing, or is it... I think he feels more

comfortable sharing it with his dad. But
why? Is that it, Adam? You want to know

why? Because you come home at, like, 10
p .m. in the night.

Oh.

Excuse me?

So that's a hard -working mom.

I have to work hard, Adam, for the life
that you have.

Because the life that you live is all
provided by mom. I don't have a choice.

I want to be the biggest entrepreneur
and be the best role model for my son. I

also want to give him all the time and
attention that he deserves.

And juggling the three is the most
difficult thing ever.

Mom, I don't think Adam knows how hard I
work.

I'm sure he does.

I do.

He needs to know, like, I'm thinking
about you, Adam. I love you, honey.

nothing I wouldn't do for you. So I'm
going to find a way to make it work.

I'm trying.

Thank you.

Let it cool before you do it. Do you
want sugar or honey? Honey.

Honey? Sorry, I just put it in there.

Well, Adam, if you don't know what to
even do with a teabag, why did you order

tea?

First time, right, Adam?

Yeah. You're a big boy.

Coming up next.

You know, I don't want you to feel like
I always pick up the hem.

Me too.

That's what really upsets me.

Oh, no.

No boogers.

What do you say when you sneeze?

No,

what do you say when you sneeze?

Yes.

How are you?

Good. How's school?

Good. You know who's coming?

Your favorite human.

Akeen. Your homeboy, Akeen.

Akeen? Yeah.

It's very sad.

Today, Akeen is leaving. He's going back
to Germany.

Oh, that's him probably. Go open the
door.

Maktoum is heartbroken.

He's not going to have his boy's time
anymore.

When are you going to be my dad or
stepdad?

Maki!

Don't twerk!

My God.

Can you say something?

It's embarrassing.

I want to get a world record of
twerking. Overall, it's been a great

We went to the arcade, we went on a
yacht, we went to see movies, and we

the whole movie theater for ourselves,
and we snuck food in. Very rebellious.

You can't twerk in front of people,
okay?

I feel like there is a potential that
this can lead to something big in the

future, but there's a lot to figure out.

Why don't you go play upstairs for a
bit? I need to talk to Akina about

something, and then we'll talk me and
you again.

You're looking beautiful.

Aw, thank you. I kind of told my mom
about you. I told my mom I met this

guy. She's like...

I was like, mom, come on. She's like,
Nuna, we're not getting married again.

Not because of you, because of me.

I understand. She thinks you're another
wrong choice. She has the right to.

Yeah. If I introduce you to my family.

I'm stuck with you. You're stuck with
me. I understand.

So before you get stuck with me and with
the Al -Madani family, you need to make

sure that I am the one for you as well.
Yeah. How do you feel? Like, I see a

future, definitely.

Do you see a future? I see a future as
well. What kind of future?

A future between you and me. What is a
future?

I like to be direct.

Getting into a relationship?

New future!

What kind of future?

Relationship, marrying someday, getting
kids, all these things.

How do you see the man in the marriage?

Because for me, I see him as like the
protector, the provider, sole provider.

And the reason I say that is because of
my culture and religion, but also

because I married men who I took care of
them financially, and I'm not doing

that anymore.

So when the man pays for everything, Who
has the most staying in the

relationship?

Stay in what exactly?

I mean, when you say the man is the
alpha, then he's like a little more

dominant, has a little more staying in
the relationship.

Yeah, but in Islam, a man should be the
provider and the protector.

The man has to do that, yet he's not the
one in control. They're both humans.

So the man stays and he's not in
control.

No, they're both.

There is no control in a relationship,
but we should be open enough to tell

other how we feel, and there should be
compromises.

Growing up, my dad paid for everything.

Actually, the salary my mom made out of
her job, she used to enjoy it. My dad

used to tell her, this is yours.

Do whatever you want with it. I will
still provide.

An alpha man provides. He doesn't need
control to provide. Based on how I was

raised, that's how I see it. You're
leaving?

Yeah. What do we do now?

You're very special to me.

But I only can wait, to be honest with
you, if this is exclusive.

If you're dating other guys. I'm not
dating.

Or talking to other guys, getting to
know each other like other guys.

Akeem Fontana.

No, no, no. Let me talk, please.

Then I can't wait for you.

So are we exclusive but not exclusive?

Yes.

In Arab culture, when you are dating
somebody, that means you're prepping for

marriage, like you're in a real, deep,
committed relationship.

So he's an exclusive future potential
husband, but he's not a boyfriend until

meets my family.

We are in the waiting room. Yes. But
exclusively in the waiting room.

I don't share, I'm sorry.

You don't share? I don't share. I don't
share as well.

Perfect.

I am hungry.

When are you not?

Your waiter will leave it here shortly.
Thank you.

Do you know what you want?

Oh, yeah. I will eat whatever you
choose. Okay.

Hello, ladies. How are you?

Thank you. Please.

Meanwhile, you didn't mean you would
like any drinks?

Maybe to start with? Can we get one big
bottle of still water?

And can I please have a Coke Zero?

Coke Zero. Okay. I'll have a Coke, too.

Coke, too. Yeah. Thank you, ladies.

So tell me about how the trip was with
Dad.

Like, tell me everything.

Like, I feel like I haven't seen you
properly.

My favorite was definitely U -Miami, but
my second favorite of the ones we saw

was UCLA.

I really liked UCLA.

Because of the delays at the house, I
was really disappointed not to be able

join Yasmin on her college tour with her
father.

I mean, of course Sergio was happy. So
do you think it's normal that you go

your ex -husband on a trip?

Seven days to the U .S. It's not a
honeymoon. I know, but it's a... It's a

university tour.

This is my last year with Yasmin before
she leaves for school, so I want her to

be with me as much as she can.

Ladies, are you ready to order? Yeah.

I'm going to leave the ordering to you
because you're the difficult one.

Can we please have the salmon crispy
pizza? Okay. And the wagyu gyoza,

Okay. Thank you, ladies.

Thank you. Enjoy your summer fun.

Are you scared about living on your own?

No. I think I'll be quite good at it.

Well, it's going to be very odd.

I guess I'm always taking it for granted
that you're all with me. Maybe we can

find some fun, like, stuff to do this
year together.

Yeah.

Look, I am going to make more of an
effort. I mean, do you feel like I

prioritise you?

No.

It's hard because I've got three of you.

No, but I don't think you prioritise any
of us.

Over? Sergio.

TBH. Do you think you could have a
better relationship with third year?

I try, but he makes it very difficult
sometimes, that's all I'm going to say.

At the end of the day, he's not my dad.

Honestly, I really don't like when he
steps in when you're trying to parent

dad, not his place.

Blended families in general take time,
right?

We were quarantined, he came in the week
after Dad left.

I don't think it's fair to say it takes
time because you gave us no time.

Yeah.

There's no easy way to bring in
somebody.

My kids didn't have much time to adjust.
And that's one of my biggest regrets.

COVID sped up our relationship a
hundredfold.

My ex -husband moved out and then Sergio
got locked down here.

But at the same time, the father and I
had grown apart.

So with or without Sergio, I was getting
divorced.

You are my priority too.

So, you know, I don't want you to feel
like I always pick up for him.

You do.

That's what really upsets me.

You know, I don't want you to feel like
I always stick up for him.

You do.

That's what really upsets me.

Because if anyone else spoke to me the
way that he speaks to me in our

The way that you would react would be so
different and then it always ends up

with you yelling at me and nothing else
when I don't think it's fair because it

takes two to have an argument.

No, of course it doesn't.

I've got one. And then I'm the one who
gets yelled at because I'm, like, some,

like, malicious thing. I'm not. That's
not fair.

You're not, Yasmin. You're amazing.

It breaks my heart to see Yasmin break
down like this. It's a horrible

situation, my husband and my daughter.

But, you know, there isn't a step
-parent in the world that has felt

the family. It doesn't happen that way.
So whenever there's an argument, it's

always his fault. You're not part of
this family. I hate you. And that's just

awful thing to say when someone's been
by your side for almost five years. I

just can't win.

Or he can't win.

What do you want from me?

I just want you to, like, think about
us.

I do believe after today, well, I really
hope, that we can go home and make

changes.

I think we can, even with Virgil.

I just got bagels. You can bring it.
We're here.

Yeah, Gigi.

Bath bomb?

Oh, yeah, I ordered bath bomb.

Should we have a drink to Coke?

Have a drink to Coke. Pour out a little
liquor for Coke.

There's no, like, rule book with grief.

Some people don't eat when they're
mourning.

I didn't eat. I didn't eat. Like, when
she died, I was in shock.

It just happened like that.

Coco was our family dog, and she passed
away. Coco was just such a positive

light. in our family.

Did you sleep easier last night knowing
your asses were with you? A little bit.

Comforting. Coco has been in our lives
longer than my husband.

We took her everywhere.

She traveled more than Lady Gaga on a
world tour.

Oh, by the way, so when Coco died, I
wrote it to the group. The only girls

reached out were Ion, Lisa, and Caroline
Stanberry.

And Brooks, she didn't. You know how
hurtful that is?

A dog just died. How can you not reach
out to somebody?

Y 'all always have your drama, though,
and then it goes back to normal the next

day. No, this is different.

Like, I haven't spoken to her in a week.

Ever since I started to get to know
these girls, she's been wanting to put

preconceived notions in my head about
them. But when I called her out on it,

hell broke loose.

Look, I love Caroline.

I know she's been your oldest friend.

I've known her first friend in Dubai.
But she's showing a very unhinged side

herself. Yeah.

Like, this is the longest we've gone
without speaking.

It's Adam's birthday. I sent her a
message wishing Adam a happy birthday.

didn't even respond.

And if she doesn't respond, I'm not
going.

I'm seeing a side of Brooke that maybe
she...

Wasn't the friend that I thought she
was, and that's really hard to digest.

this something that we can even recover
from?

That feels so good.

The weather is perfect.

Adam, look at the signs for you.

Damn, it's nice.

How cool.

Hi, how are you?

Adam, these are the coaches from Pirate
Surf. We've got surfing.

We can have a water gun fight. Amazing.

We've got archery, football, frisbee,
and team building.

Say thank you to the ladies. Thank you
very much. Give me five. Did mom

understand the assignment?

I feel like this is a lot. I'm already
overwhelmed.

Brooks family.

Hi, yes.

Hi.

Hi, Brooks. Caroline.

Maria. Hi, Zoran. How are you? Good.

My relationship with Zoran is always up
and down. You never know what you're

going to get. It's like a roll of the
dice.

Right now, we're okay.

We're trying to co -parent the best we
can.

Is he footing the bill? Are you footing
it?

Footing the bill?

Zoran's footing the bill for his vodka
tonics, not for my son's birthday.

That's on me.

Hi, guys.

Hi.

Thank you. Hi.

Oh, hi.

Mom, that's my friend Lucy. Lucy, that's
my mother.

Stay back.

Stay back.

Every woman that walks in. I'm Zora. Hi.

What would you like to have today?
Security removed my ex -husband from the

premises.

You look so good. Oh, you look amazing.

How are you?

Hey, boo -boo.

Where's Adam? Adam.

Adam, introduce Mackie to your friend.

Oh, this is so nice.

Hi, honey.

Welcome. Where's the birthday boy?

Money is not really an object when it
comes to birthday parties in Dubai.

go all out for their kids.

I've literally been to parties at
Sheikh's Palaces, and I'm already

Max's birthday party at the world's
seventh star, Burj Al Arab.

Once, I went to a two -year -old
birthday, and the parents gifted the two

-old a Rolls Royce. What the hell is
this two -year -old going to do with

car? Where is Iyan?

She's not coming. Her family's arriving
today. So she went to get them from the

airport. Oh, got it.

Lisa, you're free today. Yeah, I love
this.

I need this. Keep him with me. That's
it. Hi. Did you find the prawns? No,

are the prawns? Behind your head, girl.
You don't smell anything.

She knows the keys to my heart.

By the way, is Talim coming?

Oh, that's nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because it didn't really end so good at

desert. She seems really...

Yeah, but I think when it comes to,
like, events and stuff, you don't

people.

My PA invited Talene, and I never revoke
invitations.

However, I don't think she RSVP'd. I
didn't see her on the list.

I'm not surprised.

I'm not going to engage in rubbish. On
my son's birthday, we're not doing it.

Hi. Wow, you look so cute.

I'm all right.

I've got you.

Aw, thank you.

That's really sweet of you, babe.

Thank you. Come on in. Hello.

Hi, thank you so much. Thank you. That's
very sweet, Caroline. So sweet. How are

you feeling?

Well, I've been there.

I know you have. I totally get it.

Let's stick, guys.

I'm hungry. Can I get you coffee?

Coffee, tea, water.

Prosecco. Prosecco.

I'm never drinking again. I'm just going
out with you two.

Just an hour, you said.

Thank you, darling.

Oh, darling.

I came home the other night and went to
bed when you guys were out.

All of a sudden, the door flies open. I
didn't know who was here. And I chromed

into bed with you. 5 a .m. Best night of
his life.

Always wanted to see me here.

All of a sudden, I open my eyes, and I
see my wife and Margot Robbie.

Who is Margot Robbie? The girl that they
say looks like me. A porn star?

No. I'm a porn star.

Oh, my God, I wish Caroline Stanberry
could see this romantic walk.

You think this will piss her off? Hold
on.

I just felt an energy, like, trickle
through my body. But wait, hold on, hold

on, hold on. If we're doing this to piss
her off, then what is Talene doing on

her stories yesterday? Did you see that?
Lisa sent it to me.

So, is that to piss us off? I don't
know.

Stanberry and Talene hanging out, one
Instagram, deep diving into the pits of

hell, is very, very fitting.

Gutter meets gutter.

Samber, you were complaining that Talene
had her bushes open at Beyonce.

Now you're letting her jump right into
your bush.

Make it make sense, bitch.

It's like a child.

When you tell them, hey baby, the fire's
hot, don't touch that.

You're gonna get burned.

Let her burn.

She will get scorched.

I'm done chasing. I'm not going to
Adam's birthday.

I'm not going. Neither of my sons are in
town.

I probably gave Tarlene more of a chance
because Caroline made such an effort to

keep us apart.

The more I've got to know Tarlene is
that she is her own person. She actually

just very, very, very funny.

Funnier than you?

Nobody's funnier than me.

She hasn't spoken to me for weeks. And
the weird thing is that your party here,

she's called me a see you next Tuesday.
And apparently that was the nicest thing

she said to you and your guests.

Key alcohol or post -alcohol? She's
always drunk.

Eat.

Ray.

Still to come this season on The Real
Housewives of Dubai.

You know in Bali they worship the penis.

Will I have another baby?

Boy.

We've been having issues.

Nothing is going through with us, and
you're not here.

Hello,

gorgeous ladies.

Apparently, I called her a beggar.

Brooks, why did you do that? What did
she beg you for?

Do not get involved.

No man talks to me like that. It's been
an emotional rollercoaster.

Misery loves company.

I am not miserable. You're miserable
as...

I'm dealing with the biggest witch of
Middle East and the biggest bully of

Middle East. Hey, Sunbury, I'm
disappointed at you. And you, I expected

of you.

Swear to God on my children's life, God
strike them dead. You are a liar. I'm

done. I'm done. My friendship is over.

Yes. The house of cards is falling down.

I'm here for it, baby.

Come on, sit down. Sit down. Just sit
down.

That's Valentino.