All language subtitles for The Real Housewives of Dubai – S2E5

Previously on The Real Housewives of
Dubai.

Retire flippin'. Run, run, run!

Love the form. Just squeeze those
shoulder blades in. Like Raph is like,

have a third.

I won't be able to do these things.

How are you? I'm good. I'm out with
Sabah. A few months ago, I was in

and this handsome, muscular man passes
by.

You're coming, so we get to spend time
with her. I decide who she dates.

I'm up for the test.

I'm taking out your bag, honey.

Honey, I'm the man of the house,
Caroline, okay? And you have to always

prioritize me.

Oh, Sergio, you're like a snack.

The last two months, it was just so much
stress.

Yes, I know. It's been very, very hard.

Are you and Sergio okay?

Yes, we're okay.

What kind of problem would Jalene be
having with that? We don't care.

What did I miss?

What did we miss?

Why is it a big thing? You're being
bitchy for no reason. I ask a question,

give an answer.

The only thing old about me, darling, is
my money.

In the land of excess, I find my riches
within.

Take it from me. If you know how to stay
chill, you'll never get burned.

I may be building glass houses, but
you'll never see me crash.

The desert might be hot, but I always
find the shade.

If you're jealous of me, that's okay,
honey. I would be too.

Hi, girls.

Just wanted to invite you all to the
desert on Saturday. Wear things that you

can do activities in, so no ball gowns,
I am.

Can't wait.

Be careful, yeah?

What's wrong with the sound? So there's
a leak. It will be fixed, I think, in

two days. Better there's a leak now than
later, right? Your parents are coming.

My parents are coming, honey. They have
to tomorrow, my friend.

You excited?

Yes.

So we're in the new house.

Michael, he's probably doing naked
cartwheels right now.

But my entire life is chaos.

I'm still sleeping on the floor.

And Sergio's family are arriving today.

We need to pick this and fix this.

I don't even know where they're going to
sleep, frankly. They have to keep doing

it. Look at there.

Who's that?

Honey,

make sure the heels, por favor.

Hi! Oh my God, look at that!

How are you?

Good, good, good.

You're my first guest. Yeah, you sent me
a message 10 minutes ago not to come

with high heels. What were you thinking?
I'm not removing them, sorry.

Okay, just walk very slowly.

Do you want to have a look around? Yeah.

How ironic is it that the first of my
friends to come see and congratulate me

my new house is Ayaan. Oh, my God. This
is my, oh, I love this. Especially from

last year. I think Ayaan thinks I was
brought up in a barn and never owned a

home. So here it is. I do have a home.
This is going to be a waterfall.

This will just be flowing so I can hear
water and I've got a fountain out there.

And then how gorgeous is this tree? Look
at it. Just lights up the whole house.

I love it.

My favorite feature of our new house
is... an 80 -year -old bonsai tree. We

a giant crane to lift it all the way
over the top of the house. That tree had

two men that come in twice a week. Today
it had a wash and vitamins.

They feed it vitamins.

So who's living upstairs here? This
floor is my kids. And then this is me

Sergio. Oh, my God, look at the
curtains.

Oh, wow. So the bedroom will be here.

With the bathtub?

Yes.

We put a mirror here.

Oh, to watch yourself.

Send me some videos.

And then it's not quite finished yet,
but this is my closet.

There's light everywhere.

What shoe size are you? 38.

Oh, I'm 40. I love it.

This is going to be a cinema.

We put the movies here. Look at the
ceiling.

This is how I grew up all my life. It's
like you're back in Africa.

I didn't see anything that was, you

know, I'm not going to be a bitch. Yes,
it is.

I love her house. Good for her. This
room is a potential baby room. Oh, this

going to be, oh.

How is the baby going to be in this room
when your room is upstairs? Like every

single baby I've ever had. No,

no. Wait a second.

The baby has to be with us, honey.

Guys, we have to discuss your baby
situation, but I like the room.

Let's go down and eat some food.

Saju really, really wants a baby in his
soul. I can see it in Saju.

I honestly believe that if Caroline
doesn't give Saju a baby, this marriage

not going to work.

This is breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

So, are you guys ready to have a baby?

No, my stress levels are through the
roof.

I'm going to be real with you.

I had a conversation with Jasmine.

She said, I don't want her to have a
kid.

I was primarily brought up by a nanny.
And I think she's going to be away even

more now. At least I have my brothers.

That has gone on.

Because basically she was raised by the
nannies, and she's leaving, and she

feels like the baby will be on her own.

She wasn't totally raised by nannies. I
mean, I'm a working woman. I had 87

employees at the time. I'm home on the
weekends.

She's not living in a hovel. She's fine.

Yasmin has no clue what it used to be
like.

I had nannies in brown uniforms, brown
gloves. It was so formal. And then with

my kids, I wasn't around that much, but
I ran a big business. Yasmin wants to be

a lawyer. So what am I going to do? Tell
her you have kids and you're never

going to live your dreams.

Absolutely not.

I understand that, but she has feelings.
I think she just felt like you're not

going to have anyone here, and she's
gone.

Sadly, as much as I love her, she cannot
control her mom's happiness.

The baby will come at the right time. I
actually want to dedicate time to the

baby. I want to be a father.

And I believe the baby that we will
have, it will be a fun baby.

Farm? Like from the farm? No, not from
the farm.

F -U -N. I'm not going to a farm. I'm
not moving from this house.

Are you excited, Gigi? Sienna, look
where we're at.

Sienna, give the duck a cucumber.

Wait, wait, wait.

This is so cute.

Look at all the ducks that are following
you, Gigi. What's happening?

Maybe they like lettuce.

Give it to them. Give it to them.

No, no. The duck didn't eat your finger.

Jamie, you can take them off the
playground thingy as well.

I'm actually going to sit.

I'm going to park right next to you.

Maybe there's bunnies over there. Keep
looking.

Honestly,

if it wasn't for Jamie, like, she does
almost everything.

She's supporting you with the things
that are not hands -on.

Thank you.

You're doing a good job. You're doing a
good job. You're doing great. You're

doing fantastic. Last night, I actually,
and I swear to God, I had a dream that

we had a boy.

Get out. He was really cute, and he had
blue eyes.

Blue eyes? So I don't know if you were
the father, but... Look at my CC.

Anyway, the dream got me thinking.

But no, in all honesty, like, we have to
have a third child, and it has to be a

boy. That's what I want, and we're going
to do that, I hope.

Raf thinks we are in the Game of
Thrones.

He wants, you know, an heir.

He's like, we need someone to take over
the company.

These girls are a lot, and you're not as
hands -on, and sometimes I wish you

could be. How can I be? I know, but
that's a big part of it, too. I'm

from Rafi. I'm hearing it from his
family.

I get it. We're Middle Eastern, so
family members chime in all the time.

Basically, I have my mother -in -law at
the end of the bed with, like, a whistle

and a clipboard telling me which
position I need to get in to have a boy.

had a really tough time with pregnancy.

I feel like I just got my body back. I'm
at capacity.

But Gigi's kind of self -sufficient at
this point, you know? I mean, she can

take a piss by herself.

Exactly. She doesn't wear a diaper.

Yeah.

I'll tell Jamie.

I'm getting hungry. Can we get some
ranch? I'm starving.

So, you know, Lisa at the Queen's dinner
kind of like went attack mode with me a

bit. Yeah. I do want to give Lisa the
benefit of the doubt, and I let things

I'm ready to move on. But, you know,
with Brooke, I get the 2 a .m. calls

her being like, she said this, she said
this, and I hate that.

After the Queen's dinner, the morning
after, I get a phone call from Caroline

Brooks.

Caroline tells me that she heard
Caroline Stanberry say, Lisa, I don't

why Tal pulled me away from the table.
We're not friends like that.

And then she says, Tal, don't you get
it? Like, Stanberry doesn't like you. I

pick up the phone and I call Stanberry.
I'm really appreciative that she asked

me to my face, did you? And you know
what? No, I didn't.

And so I called Lisa.

Out of nowhere, I'm getting calls from
Stanbury basically telling me that

told Talene things that I never said.
And I'm not one to defend Stanbury, but

that's not what I told Brooks. I
specifically told Brooks Stanbury was

confused as to why Talene needed to pull
her to the side. And that was it. Why

is Brooks inserting herself again?

Was she trying to instigate things?

Because of her issues with Stanberry.

That's the struggle with Brooke. She
does sometimes instigate things.

You got to know Stanberry a little bit
at Atlantis.

She was watching you like a hawk for
some reason.

She said that you fell over and... Well,
I could have thought that.

Brooke is our girl, but Tyler, you don't
want to hear about who said what

because you don't really care.

I don't, but I know what she's going to
say to me. She's going to be like, well,

I'm just trying to be a good friend.

Great. And as my good friend, I'm
requesting you to stop talking to me

that book. I don't want to know. But we
all know, Brooks, that you're going to

take that well.

Choose your words.

Yeah.

Coming up.

When are you going to be my dad or
stepdad?

Nothing.

So now we just need to do the product
suit.

But I want the shadows and everything in
it so that it looks natural. One in the

box, one outside the box.

I'm so excited. Okay, me too.

Oh, let's do the belly mask.

Oh my God, it looks so bomb.

Mina Rose has been doing really well
lately and the CFO has been very happy.

So we're expanding this year, adding new
products. The hospital kit has the

socks, the underwear, and our new
skincare line. It's things to prevent

reduce the appearance of stretch marks.
I want this brand to be a one -stop shop

for moms.

Oh, my God, my lips feel dry now.

I feel like I really need the lip balm.
It's so nice. You can even rub it on

your nipple.

Skin care, beauty is completely
different to fashion.

There's so many more trials and samples
and errors. It's been years in the

making. I've had to be the test guinea
pig or, you know, Peter don't get us.

Yeah, perfect.

It's not in the middle completely.

I like it separate.

Yeah, it's too close. Yeah, I know I
love to micromanage.

Even though we have a team to do all of
these things, it's hard for me to give

up control because I've built this brand
from the ground up. It's like my fourth

child. It's the daughter that I never
had.

These underwear, I'm going to try one
on.

And we're going to see who wore it best,
me or the mannequin.

Oh crap, that's my alarm.

Christian's school pickup, you know, I
put $100 into every single thing I do. I

put $100 into my kids. I put $100 into
my business. But I'm struggling like...

have an alarm for everything.

Wake up.

Gym.

Christian's pickup.

Christian's ECA.

Mississippi's pickup. Football.

Football.

1040. What's my 1040 alarm? Oh, beds.

Lisa! Hospital underwear.

Okay, let's get this over quickly
because I have to go get my boy. Of

How did it come out? Let's see.

Oh, definitely the mannequin.

I have to go get the boy.

Come

on,

Mama.

Let's go.

You like the place? Yeah. It's cool,
right? Beautiful.

Akeen looks like he works here with the
same color palette. I'm camouflaging.

Yeah, you're in the caramel room. Wow, I
didn't know that. I kind of like that

name. It's been two months since I've
last seen Akeen, and I'm so excited to

him. The caramel seduction.

Caramel seduction.

It gets better and better.

This time we are meeting for a bigger
intention. I decide whether I friend

the guy or, like, I take him to the next
level.

And so far, it's been going really well.

Check, check, check.

And those abs.

Sorry, do you care for anything?

I would like a blanket.

Blanket, son.

I heard you guys have a Nutella brownie.
Nutella brownie, yeah. Yeah, I'll have

that. You got some protein, like from
chicken or something? Yeah, we'll have

some. Perfect.

Okay, guys.

Apparently, you guys know each other so
well now, huh? Yes.

That was a boy's day. Boy's day. So tell
me, what did you guys do?

Maxim, what did we do? We went to the
gas station.

One gas station or five gas stations?
Five gas stations. Just to get one

slushie.

So, Akeen babysat Mackie yesterday.

Not a full -on test, but it's a good
starting test because I need to see

they click or not and how it goes. He
wrote a list of things he wanted to do.

Okay. And number one was get slushies
together.

Yeah. Okay, and after that, what did you
guys do?

Play basketball.

I need my son's approval, and I need his
feedback, because he wants a father

figure so badly. What is your dream dad?

A dad that buys toys for their kids,
being nice to their kids.

But at the same time, this comes with a
risk, because what if it doesn't work?

My son gets attached, and then the guy
is gone.

So you guys had fun?

Yeah. When are you going to be my dad or
stepdad?

So sorry.

I'm so sorry.

Baba, he's my friend for now. We're
getting to know each other. I'm so

No, no, no.

Embarrassing. He would be a great dad, I
know.

How do you know he's going to be a great
dad?

Because he's great.

And because he has 10 packs. He has 10
packs. He's strong.

I love it.

Coming up. I was going to ask you, I
feel like Lisa, maybe she has something

her mind or at home.

She just snapped. What do you expect me
to say?

If anyone of you want to talk to her,
just talk about personally.

Back in the game.

Babies, babies.

My favorite place to hang out. Yeah, I
actually love it.

Hello. Hello.

How are you? I'm here to make a baby.

No, we're not here to make a baby,
darling.

We're here to see the doctor.

To follow up on our baby eyes?

Yes. In the last few months, I have
literally not thought about my baby boy

embryo because the stress of moving has
completely taken over my life.

Oh, okay. Perfect.

So it's hard to get in the mindset that
one day I might have a baby with Sergio.

Hey, Caroline.

Remember what this is, Sergio?

An ear canal, honey.

Well, I'm still not sure we're ready for
babies.

Welcome back.

Thank you.

So today we're here just because of the
age issue and pregnancy issue.

Usually we'd like to do it before the
big 5 -0.

Where is the five? Oh, 50.

Yes,

I mean. 50.

Before. That's like one and a half
years.

She's 46 now. Okay. In a month, she'll
be 47.

And you don't have a target in this
country?

Not here, but you can always.

What would be the option?

Let's say you cannot carry the
pregnancy. You can transport the embryo

another country like the U .S. or Spain.

I don't really know how I feel yet about
surrogacy.

Surrogacy is still illegal in Dubai, so
if I can't carry the baby and my baby's

in a baby mama in America, me being me,
for nine months forget that the baby's

coming, and then suddenly someone
delivers a baby to you, I haven't

head around it yet.

I want this picture of Caroline naked
with the tummy out. I have to have it.

know the typical picture of them holding
her behind and the baby is like here?

That's so good. I need that one.

If we do this within a year or so, I
think you can do it yourself.

You do have a beautiful embryo, and I
actually have a picture for you.

What? No way.

Oh, my God. Okay, I get emotional now.

I cannot see this. It's a bubble.

This is so exciting, honey.

Oh, my God, you do. What is the face?
Can I see? The face?

Maybe down here? So what is the boy?

The boy? It doesn't show here. No.

Even though it's just an embryo, it's
just so special and emotional for me.

Like, oh, I'm going to start crying now.
I can't believe it.

I love my baby. I want to have this
baby.

Even though it's a nice, it's just the
idea of like having that little boy just

close to me literally makes my heart
melt.

What are you thinking?

Don't look at me like that.

I'm very sensitive in this stage.

But I'm looking at Caroline and she's
not really on the same page as me. So

thinking how to say to Caroline that I
need this baby.

So the latest we can do it is at the big
five zeros, you said, yeah?

Think seriously of doing it like next
year.

Could you see yourself having a baby in
a year?

Hmm.

I don't know.

I'm not the best baby person.

I'm great with puppies.

It's actually a miracle to have this
kind of embryo at the age of 45.

Honey, it's a miracle.

There you go, honey.

We better not wait.

Hello. Yes, ma 'am. Thank you very much.

Hello. Hi.

I love your outfit.

Thank you so much for coming. First day
of Ramadan.

We're doing Emirati food today.
Typically, I would have hosted a

not. Hey, gorgeous.

Oh, hello.

Look at you.

Assalamualaikum. Waalaikumsalam.

Habibi. Habibi, habibi.

So, Zahra and Akeen are coming. Have you
met Akeen? No.

I can't wait to meet Akeem.

Akeem, Sarah's third friend.

Oh my God, we're sitting on the floor?

Let me take my shoes off.

Wow. What a hot couple. I can't stand
because of my dress.

Ramadan Mubarak.

Nice to meet you.

You look amazing, Sarah.

You look amazing.

Wow.

You are a very good -looking man.

You would relate. He's a model. That's
why I can spot one.

Oh, my God. You remind me of giraffes in
Africa.

They are so tall and musky and the most
gorgeous animals there.

Are we going to talk about the giraffe
man?

He is so hot.

But during Ramadan, that's not like
halal.

He's very pretty.

You know who Sarah's ex -boyfriend was?

The actor from the 365 Days movie.

Sarah Dede, Michelle Mahoney.

Sarah knows to pick them sizzling hot.

Good evening.

Hi. So take the order?

Yes. Let's get the mixed appetizer,
please. And for the main, your famous

dish with the biryani and... Yes, my
pleasure. Thank you.

Right now, it's Ramadan. And the UAE is
a Muslim country.

So Ramadan is a very, very important
month.

All the Muslims around the world fast
from...

sunrise to sunset for 30 days. It's a
good time for us to also cleanse our

and detox, but also cleanse our soul.

Who fasted? Did you fast today? I did.
Did you? We both are fasting.

I was born Muslim, so my mom would make
all of us fast, and that was a good way

of her not worrying about food all day.

Time to break your fast. Okay. Thank you
so much.

Welcome. This is a laban. Laban. You
guys get a laban? Make sure you have

date. I already have a date.

Iftar is the time where we break the
fast. At sunset, we break the fast by

eating an odd number of dates because in
Islam, they say the odd numbers are

healthy for your body.

Then we go for prayer.

And then until the sun comes up, we're
just eating food nonstop.

Dig in. Oh, I love this. I'm going to
eat chicken.

Oh, this is so good. The good thing
about Dubai during Ramadan is like...

7 p .m., there is no cars in the Dubai
road. It's completely empty because

everybody goes to the park.

It brings the community together.

I love it.

This is beautiful, Sabah. Thank you so
much for inviting me. Oh, it's my

pleasure. Thank you so much for coming.
I'm so happy to meet you. Me too.

Are your muscles okay on the floor?
Yeah.

So what kind of modeling do you do?

Sports clothes, normal clothes.

Streetwear. Which country are you from?
Africa, Rio. My dad is American. And

then mom is? Mom is German.

Do you feel it's easier for you that he
is Muslim?

Of course it's easier. Do you leave
soon?

I leave on Sunday, yeah. And then you're
moving to Dubai?

I'm working on it. Wow.

I'm so sorry.

Oh, no. Why are you interrogating him?

Don't interrogate him.

Interrogate him.

My girls have got my back.

What's your surname, Akeem? I thought
his name was fake. It's like a stage

What is it?

Fontana. Fontana. Sarah Fontana.

We don't take names here. I mean, what?

Iraqis don't take names? No. Shut up. We
don't do that. You know, you take your

dad's pride with you, so your dad's name
stays with you. You know, it's very

easy to get married to a Muslim person.

Don't give him ideas.

So happy to see you. Look at you. She's
glowing.

She's smiling.

I love this.

And I love this for Maktoum. He's at an
age where he needs a man.

in his life that he could look up to
that's a positive role model. I love

This is what I want as well.

I want this kind of relationship where I
can be this much in love and my son can

love the person too.

I'm so happy for Sarah and I hope that
they have a long -lasting friendship.

Like, I want this vibe, because I'm a
single mom, and my son knows that I have

to work to take care of him. Yeah. I
feel like a lot of moms do a lot,

also they're scared of the mommy guilt.
You know what I mean? I feel, I was

going to ask you, I feel like Lisa,
maybe there's something that bothers

I thought maybe she had something on her
mind or at home. She just snapped.

When? At your queen's dinner.

Yeah. Oh, but you're being bitchy for no
reason. Like, calm down.

She just feels, to be honest, like her
mom left.

You know?

She has three kids.

She was.

She takes care of the husband. Thank
you. So she's like... She's overwhelmed.

She's very hands -on mom. But she needs
to take it easy because as a mom, you

can burn out as well.

I will never sit around and let anybody
ask me questions about my best friend.

It's very uncomfortable for me because
if you have a problem, go ask her. What

do you expect me to say?

I love my girl too much.

She's my best friend. So if anyone of
you want to talk to her, just talk to

personally.

Coming up.

It bothered me that you called me and
said, you know, Stanbury was talking

you. That's my opinion.

Don't you feel like that's during the
part of it? No, that's me being direct.

How are you? Good. How are you? Table
for two.

Welcome to Oregon. Welcome back. I love
this place so much.

Today outdoors. Yes.

Beautiful night.

Perfect. Thank you very much. Your wait
will be with you shortly. Thank you.

Would you like maybe to start with some
water?

Sparkling water and a Paloma, please.
Thank you very much.

Hello. Hi, Dave.

What's happening?

I miss you. What? Hello.

Welcome to August. How are you? I'm
good. How are you doing?

I'll take one of those. I'll take one of
those as well.

Yeah, thank you.

Talk to me. How is it? Sorry.

I would like laser focus on the freaking
God across from me.

Oh, God.

Christ, does Sarah know how to pick
them? Fuck. Thank you.

Anyway, how are things with you?

Good. You know, raps on my ass about the
boy.

You know me. I'm also trying so hard to
get my life, to get my career. You want

to build that. You know what I mean?

Hell, you don't have to explain it to
me. I know what it feels like.

Ladies, about the food selection, would
you like our specials?

Why not? Yes. I'll make you a nice
selection of food.

Like, obviously.

Oh, I thought he was going to tell us
something.

Me too.

Oh, my God. You're losing weight.

Am I? Yeah.

The thinner I see you, the more I'm
worried.

Yeah, I've been working seven days a
week. Your arms are like coat hangers

now. Well, of course. Now I have two
kids. The glass house and I have my

And it's a really, really difficult
balance.

Since Brooks opened the glass house,
she's really stressed out. She's working

her ass off. It's definitely taking a
toll on her. And as her best friend, I'm

worried. Like, she looks like a very
thin...

astronaut. You're good.

I'm good, babe.

I'm good. I'm more concerned about,
like, Stanbury invited us all to the

which is like, oh, so now you want to
invite me to something? Thanks. Right.

old me would have been very
confrontational toward her, but the new

I expect less from people, so I don't
get myself so disappointed.

Let me just take a hard sip.

Definitely. So there is a beautiful
turnout out there.

Thank you very much. Thank you.

Can I say something?

What? And you're not going to like this.

No, I'm going to like it. Why not? And
it's coming from an honest place.

I feel as though you can instigate
behind the scenes.

Instigate what? You are maybe fearful
that I'm not going to have your back or

I'm not going to be blindly loyal to
you.

I don't want one. Wait, let me finish.

Let me finish.

After the whole Queen thing, you called
me the next morning and brought up the

whole Stanbury thing.

Yep. And you said, she said, I don't
know why she took me away from the

We're not even friends like that. That's
what Lisa said. I repeated it to you.

It would be horrible for me to listen to
that and not come and tell you. It

wasn't in that way, Caroline. I didn't
feel like it was in a way where you were

trying to be there as a friend. No, no,
no. Are you crazy?

Don't do that.

First of all, don't tell me what to do.
You know very well.

That you are the queen of the telephone
game.

You said to me, this one called you and
told you I wasn't important.

Did Stanberry say that she wasn't
important?

No, she didn't say that. So you said it.
I did. So if I'm telling you, I don't

like what somebody just said about you.
You don't want to hear it? Should I lie

to you?

Obviously don't lie to me. I said it to
you exactly how they said it.

That's it.

Okay, so if you want Stanberry to get
you.

Stanberry is not in my ear. No, no.

Talene is going to believe her friend of
10 minutes over her friend of 10 years.

Literally, I have protected this girl
like she is my child.

Now, what are you going to do? Take a
knife and stab me in the back?

You just said, I feel like you're
throwing the pot amongst friends that I

before. Jesus, you cannot take one bit
of, like, critique.

It bothered me that you called me and
said, you know, Stanford was talking

you. That's my opinion.

Because if you feel like that's turning
a part of it. No, that's me being

direct.

Do you not understand at all where I'm
coming from, though?

No.

I did not expect her to react like this.
I'm not some stranger on the street.

I'm one of her oldest friends in Dubai.

I should be able to have this
conversation with her. But I'm seeing a

different side of Brooke.

Let's move forward.

There's no moving forward. I'm good.

What does that mean?

I'm good.

Okay.

Well, this is fine.

When is the TV going, honey?

Today. Today?

And we have this piece of marmalade?

That's chipped.

That wasn't there yesterday. Oh, my God.

Unbelievable. I'm going to have a
fucking shit fit.

Oh,

my God. How many bags did you bring?

You're crazy.

What do you think, guys?

Amazing? I love the community.

Alim, they've taken a massive chip out
of my TV stand.

I can't even replace that marble.

It was meant to be a little bit more
together, but anyway.

Sergio has a very different relationship
to his family than I do to mine. We had

a massive row tonight because he wanted
me to sit with his parents. On the

engagement night, I have friends that
flew from LA that I should sit with, and

they aren't your parents.

But I get on well with them now. They
make Sergio happy, they make me happy.

just not good in general with other
people's parents, or my own, for that

matter. So what have you all got
planned? Because I'm off to the desert

all the girls. I will pay anything to be
there, to be honest.

This is my mini break from you.

From me? Yes. I just want a normal
conversation that doesn't revolve around

house or a baby. So I planned a desert
trip with the girls just for a lunch.

Enjoy your day. I am not going to the
desert just to get away from my in

I'm sure they want to wash up, like,
carry their bags, watch my walls.

Okay. Do you want to help me, honey, a
little bit now? No.

I don't.

Hi.

Hey, hey! Hi!

How are you?

Good. You look so cute. How are you?

Why are we in the middle of nowhere?

I have no idea.

The desert is super hot.

It's very sandy.

Then I have Talene, and all I want to do
is just blow her away.

Oh, my God, what's wrong with you? Oh,
what in the blueberry loop the hell is

that? Hello.

Hi, Steven.

Hi, how are you?

Wow.

She looks like a dessert, not the desert
chic. I think she thought dessert chic.

I wish I knew so I can plan my fashion.

He sent you guys a message. Wear things
that you can do activities in, so no

ball gowns, I am.

Oh, she sent that?

Oh, I didn't pay attention.

All right, guys, if you're going to send
a video, come down.

Girls,

I'm so sorry. We had a party bus waiting
for you.

It broke down. It broke down. We're
really sorry.

They had a party bus and it broke down?

So how did we get there?

Oh, that is our bus.

I love it!

Somebody clearly maxed out her credit
card on her new house. Like, why is she

putting us in this toot -toot?

Oh, my God.

I'm not going.

Oh, my.

No.

They're going to be so mad. I'll be
shocked if they all show up.

I decided to bring my friend Juliana to
lunch. We just have always had so much

fun together. She makes me laugh. I
think my housewarming present from my

house from Juliana was a med plate and a
vibrator. Just have a good time. I can

do with a glass of wine, I can tell you
that.

This time of the Ramadan, everyone is
hungry, everyone is thirsty. Oh my God,

hope none of these girls are fasting.

Can you imagine?

Oh, Sarah, how's she going to do this
heat?

Can she drink water?

No.

How long is this going to be?

I don't know, but it's really... The
problem is, there is no airspeed. Maybe

there's a window on your side. Open it,
babe. Yeah, open the window. I'm wearing

a wig. There is no way to fly. Oh, my...
Is this a punishment?

She hates everybody in here. I thought
it was only me.

Wait! They're... Oh, my God, we're
taking these cars!

Are they screaming in anger or

happiness?

Juliana's husband collects sports cars.

Cars are almost more important than
houses in Dubai. People have small

and like two or three million dollars
worth of cars on the driveway. I was

to have like three panic attacks. No, I
already had three. I had five.

How are you, baby? How are you? I'm
good. Good to see you.

Hi.

Hi, baby.

Oh, this looks better with me.

Oh, my God. Well, I'm glad you're in a
good mood.

I'm taking the white.

Juliana's taking yellow. The other two
you guys can pick.

Who wants to drive with Juliana? Who
wants to drive with me?

I'll drive with you, Sam. Should we take
a red? Can I sit with you? Oh, who's

the Juliana? I'll do Juliana. Perfect.

This is going to be fun.

One second.

You ready?

Which one's dry?

You're scaring me.

Okay.

Which side of the road should I be on?

This one.

Oh, I'm so screwed.

Even though my life is on the line right
now in this car with Stanberry, I feel

like it's lower risk than driving with
Brooks at this point. Like, friendships

have ups and downs.

And I do think Brooks and I can come
back from this, but it's going to take

accountability on her end.

Oh, my God. It's an ambulance, not a
police.

Show them your last proof.

I'm surprised that Colleen and Brooks
are not riding together.

Yeah, me too.

So tell me about your dinner last night.
So it was just you and Brooks. It was

just me and Brooks. And I said, I feel
like you.

can be a bit of an instigator.

Oh, my God. Caroline, like, it was World
War III. You know when her eyes get,

like, wide? You are the queen of the
telephone game. With you?

The rage takes over. I feel like they
might pop out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like

of those string ball machines.

No, I'm really beginning to like Talene.
Unlike other people, she is not going

to blindly follow Brooks down any road
that she wishes.

It takes real balls.

You're so defensive.

Everything's a fight.

Coming up next.

I don't care about this. Well, if you
don't care about this, then we're not as

close friends as I thought. That's fine.

The supermodel is here.

What a beautiful day.

I'm going to walk for a couple of hours.

Where's the magic carpet?

Yeah.

This is funny. Don't push me too hard.
I'm scared.

Don't be. I'm holding you, so I'm not
letting you go. Okay.

On your mark.

Get set.

Oh, my tit. I never thought one day I'll
be hunting in the back. I know, in the

desert. Okay, next activity.

Why do you have to hold hands?

Because you can see.

Look at my new best friend.

No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Lisa is my
best friend!

Lisa is so jealous.

You think I'm going to hurt her?

Danbury's grabbed her friend, and now it
is absolutely eating her inside.

Because she doesn't have her little
puppet anymore to put batteries in her

and tell her to, like, dance.

This is not working! Woo! Yay!

There you go. That's better.

Yeah, I'm going to go down just walking.
This is off to a great start.

It was foster to walk.

Gorgeous. Wow.

Any particular seating?

No, just everyone, to be honest.

Oh, I'm actually on a girl's afternoon
with no Sergio.

His family arrived today, so I'm
avoiding their house like the plague.

Escaping the in -laws. Escaping the in
-laws.

Good afternoon, ladies. How's it going?

Hello! Okay, do you know how to make
paloma? Paloma? Absolutely.

We're breaking our fast.

Can we drink in front of you, even if
you're breaking your fast? Of course.

Okay. We're still in Ramadan, but
fasting in the desert is probably the

condition you could go through.

I need water.

I need food, especially around these
ladies.

Sarah, how is everything with the
boyfriend?

He's not a boyfriend yet.

I'm old school. I would get to know him,
introduce him to the family, and then I

want to get married. I don't want to
date for fun. Do you kiss?

No. Bull.

You're a liar. You can ask her. She
wouldn't lie about that. No, no way. You

guys have never kissed?

Never.

You guys have at least had one kiss.
Come on. You have the giraffe man next

you 24 -7. You're not going to kiss it?

Don't be stupid.

Of course she's kissed him.

It's a bit disrespectful to ask a Muslim
woman if she's made out with someone

because that's haram for her. Wait, I
need to understand this. You date, but

haven't kissed.

Yes, I would run for the hill.

I think the girls speak from their own
experiences and the culture of the

countries they're from.

It's not like that in the Arab world.

Intimacy is a sacred thing, and Akin is
Muslim, so he understands the culture

and the traditions.

Plus, like, I can get a guy with a smile
on my clothes on, girl.

Sarah, how long are you going to make
him wait until you introduce him to your

parents? The next, like, probably two,
three months.

But my mom thinks my choices are always
wrong, and she's right.

But I told her, Mom, I've done therapy.
I've done this. I've done this. I

changed. She's like, I don't believe you
changed. You choose bad men. I believe

therapy changes people. I love my
healing journey.

Brooks, yours is too fast. But be happy.
She's happy. I have to say, I agree

with you. Like, suddenly, in a minute,
you're like a changed woman.

How many healing sessions have you gone
to so far?

One.

I'm at peace. Yeah.

Therapy takes time.

Spiritual healing is on the spot, like
direct. It's crazy.

So you can tell me how you got to this
place. How did you get to this place

where you're so calm?

She's not so calm. No, no, she's calm.
You're going to have moments.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure you had a moment
last night.

What moment last night? What happened
last night? No, I got in a bit of an

altercation with Caroline. I wouldn't
call that an altercation. I would call

that you made a comment and I made a
comment back.

That's what you would call it? Yeah.

I just told her, as a friend, sometimes
I feel as though you can

instigate a little bit when it's not
needed.

And then I said to you as a friend, I'm
not going to tell you anything anymore.

And I left it. And that was the end of
that. That's funny.

Yeah. That is funny. That's really
funny. I tried to be honest with you.

called me the day before. You were like,
I was having a bad morning. I'm sorry.

But you called me the day before. You're
not letting me talk.

But I don't care about it.

Well, if you don't care about this, then
we're not as close friends as I

thought. That's fine.