All language subtitles for The Real Housewives of Dubai – S2E4

Previously on The Real Housewives of
Dubai.

How are you? I am super excited.

My mom flew in from Miami.

When are you moving to Dubai? When are
you coming home?

I don't think we're going to leave.

At least five years.

Okay, where's the new host? Sarah was
saying, oh, she's my smartest friend.

I love my girl, Sabah. She's my
Pakistani sister for life.

What is your dream dad?

A dad that buys toys for their kids.
Will find the dream dad for you?

And the dream husband for me. Have you
ever dated a girl with kids?

I don't see how it'd be any different.

Are you joking? You have like a cock
block running around.

No. You think this is normal?

No, I don't think any of this is normal.
We were meant to be here two weeks.

We've now been here nearly eight. We're
finally expecting to move out of

Michael's by the end of the week. How is
it still having married couples here?

There's tension between them right now.

I'm ready for them to go.

Ayan, you fell down and your ass was
out. Sergio saw your vagina.

You disrespected my friend.

Ayan invited Brooke.

Why would you do that? She called me to
see you next Tuesday behind my back.

You called me to see you next Tuesday.
We've both been far worse in our life.

She is jealous of my relationship with
Lisa and Diane. She liked it when I was

on my island because she could save me.
Now I don't need saving. We both have

something to work on.

The only thing old about me,

darling, is my money.

In the land of excess, I find my riches
within.

Take it from me, if you know how to stay
chill, you'll never get burned.

I may be building glass houses, but
you'll never see me crap.

The desert might be hot, but I always
find the shade.

If you're jealous of me, that's okay,
honey. I would be too.

Of course, it's like the hottest day
today.

Hal, where do you want these?

Those are going to be on the beach.

Where's the beach?

Right behind you?

Okay, I'll put it right here.

Just setting up is a workout.

When I moved to Dubai nine years ago
from L .A., Rafi was working all the

I felt alone. I felt I didn't have my
own friends.

Like, all I could do was work out
because I had nothing else to do. Hi,

How are you?

Good to see you. I'm good. I'm good. I
think we can get started, guys. We'll

start on the beach.

I realized that there was a void for
fitness.

Especially targeted for women. And
that's when I knew there's a business

This is my boot camp.

Have fun.

Smile. It burns more calories. The
reason I do these boot camps just for

is because we are the most powerful
people on earth. We can have babies. We

do anything a man does times 10. Right?
Ready to burn some calories? Let's get

started. One, two. As progressive as
Dubai is, it is still a Muslim country.

We're going to do stations, okay?

This is station number one.

Kettlebell swings.

So you still have locals that they don't
want to work out in the same room as

men, or they think that taking care of
your body is wanting to look sexy, so

they're ashamed of that. You know, there
was that whole stigma as well. I saw

all that, and I was like, I can really
help women.

Love the form. Good. Slam it.

Good. Beautiful. Just squeeze those
shoulder blades in. We're tire flipping.

So I started running these little boot
camps, and they would push sleds and

tires and push cars.

Grab a parachute.

We're doing sprints. I had security come
a few times, and they were like, why

are these women flipping tires?

Should I bring someone to help you flip
the tire? I'm like, no, no, no. I'm

like, this is a workout.

Push, push, push, push, push.

Mom of two over here. Look at that body.

We lost one. We lost one.

I had a lot of people that looked at me
like I was crazy, but if people think

you're crazy, you're doing something
right. Round of applause, guys. You guys

killed it.

Thank you so much for coming. Love you
guys. Thank you.

See you, ladies.

It was a good turnout.

They were in such good shape. Some of
them were like triathlon champions. It

almost made me want to work out. Yeah,
almost.

See, that...

It excites me, you know what I mean? You
need to start making it a regular

thing. I know, dude, I miss it. This is
what I'm saying.

Like, I used to do it three times a
week.

I mean, it's hard with the girls and
everything you have going on.

Like, Raf, you know, he's like, let's
have a third. I won't be able to do

things. I mean, this takes a lot.

Having another baby has been a debate in
our household.

Rafi really, really wants that boy.

I need to have a third child.

There's nobody to take our last name.

Yeah, we are going to have another kid,
not that she wants it. Babe, I've told

you, we have to have a boy. Does he say
this every day? Yes. I feel like I

finally got the motivation to get my
career back on track.

So every time I hear it, my legs just
close tighter and tighter and tighter.

It's a lot, but if anyone can do it, I
think you can.

Don't tell Ross that. It wasn't meant to
sound like a question, but you can.

I won't tell Ross.

Yeah. No, he doesn't. Yeah.

No.

No. This wants to sit down and have a
cuddle in the middle of moving. God,

exhausting. Why can't we pack in
different rooms? I keep moving. You keep

following me.

Honey, where are you going?

Anywhere you're not.

Okay. Thank God, Sergio and I are
getting ready to move out of Michael's

and into our new home. The thing is,
with Michael, I don't think he really

understood what I come with. I came with
three dogs, two PAs, and a driver.

Where Michael used to do his work in the
day is now my makeup station.

So, have I worn out my welcome?

A hundred percent, yes.

Where's your mini bag?

Right, honey?

Hang on, darling, please.

Okay.

You going to help me with all this,
honey, or no?

Wait, I'm just doing the bills for the
house, darling.

This is the baby's bag, to be fair,
honey.

Eh?

Honey, are you with me or no?

Yes, Sergio, but you're emptying the
drawer. I'm actually dealing with all

brary stuff. So leave the drawer of my
stuff and wait for me to do it.

I'm coordinating all the setup of the
house to turn on the electricity and

finalizing of the payments, making sure
everything is okay because everything

for the house is in my name.

Do you have this here, Neil?

Hang on, darling, please.

Because Sergio hasn't been here long
enough, you have to be employed and have

credit history in this country for three
years to put anything in your name.

Honey. Sergio, stop asking me questions.

Okay, let me know if I can help with
anything. You can't help because I just

it, so I'm sorting it with Ferrari.

Otherwise, we can't get light, heat,
water, service.

I will leave it like this. Yes, please.

Are you going to do anything?

What?

Nothing. Stop asking me these questions.

Just handle it.

Just do it. Just handle it. I don't give
a... What do you want me to do with

this?

Honey?

I'm taking out your bags, honey.

Honey?

Yes? Listen to me.

I said I'm dealing with Berari. I'm
dealing with Berari. I'm dealing with

Berari. Do you want to move? They cannot
give me the f***ing keys without it.

And then you asked me 57 times about
these f***ing handbags.

Am I lying?

Caroline.

Yeah? Why are the others screaming?

Oh, because he keeps asking me about
f***ing handbags. Hold on, just shut up,

hombre. Move himself.

Okay, I think you're for help, that's
all.

You have to talk to me normal, that's
it, okay? I'm f***ing doing everything,

just shut up, yes.

You're doing everything.

Talk to me normal, that's all, I mean.
If you can see I'm in it, Sergio. I

know. Stop interrupting, I told you to
stop.

Okay. And then you ask and you ask and
you ask. The f***ing handbag's going

nowhere. Cough.

What can I help you guys with?

No, no, it's fine.

Ferrari just sent me a thing that you
have to organize before they hand you

keys. Do you service charge all those
things? Oh, thank you so much for saying

that with me, because I'm the husband.

Thank you so much. I just said I'm
dealing with Ferrari.

Oh,

Sergio, you're like a nut.

No, just tell me why.

I'll talk to your husband and then let
me know, okay? Yeah, bye -bye.

I'm not trying to be the husband. I'm
just trying to find out what's going on.

I'm trying to just figure out what I can
do to help.

As I've been doing for the last three
months. Yeah, two.

Yeah, no, it feels like six.

Caroline. Yes, what now?

I'm the man of the house, Caroline,
okay? You have to always prioritize me,

you've been not doing that.

We've been living for two months here,
you understand?

So how do you want to feel? Grateful.

You don't make him feel.

I'm not saying that, Caroline.

I'm grateful, but prioritize me,
Caroline, okay?

I told you very clearly I was paying a
bill, except you have to keep talking

about my handbag, which I will get to.

Oh, my life. I just want to, like, get
on.

Are you

guys

going to be good to Grandma?

No candy.

No macaroni. This is for you, not for
me, because I'm going out. Let me be a

grandma. I'm here now.

Say today in Arabic.

This is my friend Ayan. She's here to do
the forensic age estimation by teeth

check. Thank you.

Did I get that right, though?

No, it's not because... Is it forensic
for people who are dead?

I'm sure it's forensic. No, it's not
because dead people are forensic.

Let me see.

Forensic age estimation by teeth.

Oh. I'm so excited to find out how old I
am through my teeth.

I didn't have a birth certificate
growing up until I was older. Because my

village is in the middle of nowhere. We
did not have that.

What if I'm 70?

I'm guessing that you're younger than
you think you are.

You think?

I think so.

It's one of the things that I've always
wanted to know. My body, I think it's

60. And then my mind is like 30.

So I really want to know exactly how old
I am. Because then I can actually know

how many years I have left or not.

Because I don't know.

What if I'm 60 and I have only 10 left
and I think I'm fat?

While you die, you're like, why the f**k
am I dead young? Because you don't

know. Family's coming. She's so excited
to see how old I am. Oh, yeah.

Just wants to make sure that you're
older.

That's all she wants.

I always thought my mom was 65 years
old, but they said she was 80. So I

be older than you, honey.

That would make me so happy.

I really hope I'm older just to keep her
calm so she doesn't feel like she's a

50 -year -old influence anymore. No, but
I feel like if you're older than her

and you look this good... I'll piss her
off. That's going to piss her off so

much.

Anyway, I am so excited for my Queen's
dinner.

Yeah. Yeah, it'll be fun, yeah. Hey!

I'm just calling because I want to
invite you to the Atlantis Hotel Royale

because I'm throwing this...

I need to know everything in details.

It's going to be super eventful.

Okay, perfect.

I can't wait.

I'm having this queen's dinner because
I've always felt like I'm a queen.

So I want the girls to feel like the
same way I feel about myself.

And also, instead of us always
bickering, I want them to applaud each

celebrate themselves.

Because I want women to love themselves
and feel like the queens that they are.

Hi, Ms. Ayan. Hi, how are you? I'm good,
thank you. Come with me. We will take x

-ray for you. Oh, perfect. I'll wait
here. I'll wait here.

Oh, hello.

Hello. Has she gone in already?

She went in, yeah. Oh, my God. How are
you?

Oh, thank you. My last trip to Paris.

So cute.

I have a feeling Ayan might be older
than me. I think she's younger. She has

even one wrinkle. You know the saying.
Black don't cry.

This is my mouth.

This is your mouth. You see, I don't
have a teeth there.

My mom removed it when I was young.

Oh, really? Yeah, it was very painful.
Do you remember when was that exactly? I

think I was 13 or 14. She just removed
it. 13 or 14. But he has two removed.

Really?

I don't think they're going to give her
exact age. Yeah, that's what I was told.

Let me measure the wear facets you have.

Based on my x -ray and measurements, I
can give a very close estimate.

How's the house? The house isn't
finished, but it's coming.

But yeah, I'm very stressed because I
feel like I have to be everywhere. But

like, I'm really looking forward to the
dinner. Yeah, that'll be fun. How are

you and Brooks lately?

Yeah, I don't know if I'm over the
issues, to be honest. Oh, okay. Like at

point, it's made me re -evaluate quite a
lot, to be honest. Okay, okay. Well,

that's fair.

I see things being cordial. I think we
can be in the same room, but do I feel

the same way about Brooks?

Absolutely not.

I treat her like a real friend, and the
things that she's doing to me now seem

to be really aimed to hurt me. Who needs
friends like that?

But you know I can collect this too.
Yeah, you're good at that. Yes Thank

you It is the longest I've been fired
and it's done

she's done already. Okay. Oh wow Hope

those aren't your teeth are they yeah,
they are my teeth,

but where are the ones at the bottom
you're missing

She's not missing a tooth. She's missing
half her bloody mouth.

I mean, it totally explains why she's so
skinny because the food clearly just

falls out the side of her mouth when she
eats.

I can't see it.

No, I see it there, but I'm saying I
don't see it in her mouth.

I've never noticed it because she never
smiled around me before. And she also

masks it really well.

She sort of smiles like...

Can't do it.

Well, how old do you think she is? Let's
spit that part out. Let me do my

studies. How soon can we get the
results?

I will need some time.

We aren't going to find out today,
basically.

I love how Caroline is so fierce at
wanting to know my age. I did not drive

leave moving house to come and look at
your missing tooth.

Coming up.

Sergio was saying how he feels
disrespected by your children.

Okay, Kylie, birthday party, where are
we with it? Did he give you his birthday

list? Yes, he gave me his birthday list.

Did we order?

Did we order everything you wanted for
your birthday?

Not yet.

What was the list?

I asked Carly to send it to you. I don't
know. Did you send it to my mom? Not

yet. I told you to.

You can't tell her what to do. She's an
adult. She doesn't work for you.

I don't care. I don't like that
behavior.

What do we have going on? It's an army
party.

Yeah. So it's like military style.

We'll do army style invitation.

I want a three -tier cake.

The party favors and all that, I'll deal
with that.

Okay, his gift.

Adam, you forward me the list and let
Mommy order everything that you need,

okay? No,

no.

Okay, Adam is in a mood.

My son has been acting out so much
lately, and speaking to my friends, they

say it's because of his age.

No cuddles? Are you too big for that?
He's a big boy.

Why are you being so big?

No, thanks. What is this phase he's
going through?

It's very difficult navigating the life
of a tween. I feel like I was just there

with my mom, and my mom would be saying
to me, one day you're going to

understand when your kids do this to
you.

Now I'm here.

He doesn't want to hug. He doesn't want
to cuddle. Oh, my gosh. He doesn't like

girls.

Oh, my goodness.

Having one -on -one time with my son is
rare because I have just been working so

hard every day.

Wait, he doesn't like girls.

He told me he doesn't like girls.

You've been talking to Kylie about
girls? No.

That's a lie.

Don't do that to her.

Don't do that.

No, no, that's not nice, and I'm going
to tell your dad.

Don't do that again. I don't like that.
When I divorced Zoran, I became the

primary provider for my child.

I left with nothing. I just left with my
baby in the baby bag. The contract that

I have with my ex -husband states that
Zoran has to give me nothing.

That was how I got full custody.

So everything is provided by me.

That's why I work so hard.

But it does hurt that I don't have as
much time for him.

Kylie, let's get Adam's birthday stuff
ordered.

All the time. That's why we just came
back from the Maldives and I just flew

friend group out.

My little gremlin left his iPad.

Let's hide it.

Oh,

my mom is calling.

I'll call her in a minute.

By the way, did you know my mom is
coming?

We have to get the DeMatch house ready
for my mother.

My mom's flying in from Boston for
Adam's birthday.

And I feel like grandma is going to save
the day. I need my mommy, because I

don't know what to do with the tween.

Mom!

Hi, how's it going?

Good, Mom. I miss you. I can't wait for
you to get here.

Your grandson has been an absolute
nightmare, Mom. I don't know what's

He just said...

Okay. I'm good, Mom. Tired.

Talene asked about you, Mom.

She can't wait to see you.

But Mom, I'll tell you something really
funny.

Me and Caroline Sanbury have been
fighting a little bit.

And you know we're very close.

And you love Sergio.

It's been awful.

When you get here, you can figure it
out.

You're like the voice of reason.

Mom? Put your camera on, Mom.

I'm trying to push camera. It's not
letting me.

Yeah, he's having stuff.

He just muted your call.

I need a character.

I need a character.

I need a carrot. Hi, yes, please show
the cheesecake.

And one carrot please. I need a carrot
in the morning.

I need a carrot in the evening.

How are you?

Dracula is here.

Is everything good?

Yes, very good, thank you.

What did you get?

Cheesecake and one carrot check.

That's so Pakistani. I'm actually
surprised they have it here.

Because it's an Emirati thing as well.
You took it from us.

Did we?

If you're ever in Dubai, you cannot not
drink chai karak. It's a tea with milk

and sugar. It's like a very traditional
drink in the UAE, and it tastes so good.

For the record, the Arab borrowed the
karak chai recipe from Pakistan.

It's not her drink. It's an Emirati
drink.

So would you like to order something?

Just water for me and the pan s'mores
thing. So I have the smooth cookie pan

dessert. You have the English breakfast
tea and the water. So you order, no,

English breakfast tea. Mine's correct.

With the cheesecake.

With strawberry. Strawberry. Thank you
so much.

Say strawberry again. Strawberry.

Strawberry. How are you meant to say it?
Strawberry. Do you know how difficult

it is for me to even say this word? So I
really had a list. Yeah.

I've worked for 10 years to conceal my
list, but it's really hard because my

full name has three S's in it. Saba
Youssef.

Thank you for opening up about your
list.

Saba is one of my best friends and also
my business partner.

We're on the phone 24 -7, either
gossiping, fixing each other's problems,

just talking about business.

The branding of the alcohol drops have
to be extra luxuries because it would

look weird if people are dropping stuff
in their drinks. Yeah, people think I'm

drugging myself.

Let me drug myself.

She's like my partner in crime.

Thank you. Thank you so much.

Thank you so much.

Hold on. That's Akeem.

How are you? I'm good. I'm good. I'm out
of Sabah. Hi.

Hey.

Hey. How are you, Akeem? Are you in the
gym? Yeah, like always. Yeah, he's

always in the gym. 24 -7.

A few months ago.

I was in Germany, sitting in a meeting
with my investors, and then this tall,

handsome, muscular, green -eyed man
passes by.

And I didn't remember anything the
investors were saying after that.

I don't know where you're trying to
reach with your body, because I think

already reached that.

Consistency, you know. He lives in
Germany, but we maintained a friendship.

He came to Dubai a couple of times for
work, and we're getting to know each

other. Since you love aliens.

Is that me? That is so cute.

Aw, thank you. No problem. I love it.

After the date with Daniel, do you
believe in aliens?

I think I do, yeah.

You think?

And the fact that me and him didn't have
a connection, I thought about Akeem,

and I told myself, hey, you're good
friends.

Why not see if this can go further than
what it is right now? You know, Sabah is

my police guard. I have eyes at the back
of my head.

I decide who she dates.

You're coming, so we'll get to spend
time with her. Yeah, we'll hang out.

leave you, go back to your seven -hour
workout.

I thought he was very lovely.

Yeah. So I'll see how it goes with him.

Okay. Invite me over to interview him.

Gonna butcher the guy.

Coming up.

You're being bitchy for no reason. You
said bitch twice.

Don't go there.

I have your paper.

Oh, wow.

So excited.

A little bit higher.

We're finally in our new home.

Hallelujah. Praise the Lord.

Oh, my God. We're staying here tonight.
I don't know. Are you?

First night?

Yes. Oh, wow.

What do you think?

It's unbelievable.

Oh, look at that. Look at you.

You go that way and I go this way.

It doesn't really feel real.

I'm so excited for my first night in our
new home. I don't care that I'm going

to be sleeping on the floor.

I am so happy right now.

Okay, I'll figure it out. Perfect.

My kids are here. We're all going to be
under one roof again because they didn't

want to stay at Michael's. And I just
can't wait for us all to have the crazy

sex. How's your room looking?

Your bed is a big mess? Well, at least
you've got a bed. I haven't got a bed.

What is all this?

The house is clearly not totally
finished, but we decided to move in

just for our own sanity.

Oh, my God, Sergio's Barbie pants. Oh,
my God, no way.

Okay, it's iconic, eh?

I think if we stayed at Michael's house
one more minute... No, stand on there! I

don't understand it. No, wait.

Sergio would have gone back to Spain.

So much to go through and get rid of. I
think we have to throw everything and

then just start fresh. Yeah.

Look how amazing we've been.

Can you actually believe this?

No. I want you to know that when Michael
stepped into our conversation, I'm so

sorry if I reacted in a way that I
should have not done.

You understand?

All right. I didn't know I had that
anger the last two months.

I didn't feel I was myself, to be
honest, because it was just so much

Yes, I know. It's been very, very hard,
and it's not been good for us. Do you

think we're going to be back to be us?

Yeah. Being in the house, if that
doesn't make me just kick off my shoes

relax, I don't know what else will.

I'm in my own home with my things, just
going to the fridge and finding food

that I want to eat that wasn't Michael's
choice.

It feels amazing.

I feel very blessed.

to have you, and we're here, and we made
it. It's been really hot. Oh, my God,

are the dogs here?

They've had a haircut.

Oh, my God. Hello.

Go to your new home, and if you take a
pee, you're not coming back.

Dog just peed.

My new floor.

Come on, Jean.

You want what?

Yeah, you have to open this.

What do you want, Gigi?

Cookies? Perfect.

Jamie, can you bring the coloring book?

Okay, so Gigi is in the mood for
cookies.

Betty Cracka in my life.

I'm never in the kitchen. Not because I
don't want to be, because when I first

moved to Dubai, I had been forced not to
be.

We have a chef, which is extremely
common in Dubai.

So I have no idea my way around the
kitchen. I don't.

Why is the oven yelling at me?

What's this? Beep, beep, beep, beep.

The help I get. We have a cook. We have
a driver. We have a nanny. You couldn't

get that kind of help in the States.

I just love the luxury of Dubai.

Half a cup? How many spoons would that
be?

Should I just wing it?

That's what I do.

Does that?

No, that looks like a quarter of a cup.
No.

Look at you.

You're a disaster.

There it is.

So, how was guys' night?

It was good. We had a good time.

Sergio opened up a lot? Yeah.

The first year of marriage, everything
was amazing. Now, it's hitting the fan,

you know? It's like, I have three kids,
and then I'm closer to Jasmine 8 than

Caroline, imagine.

We're older than him, right?

Yeah. I know he looks up to you guys,
and... Yeah, I mean, look, we all have a

couple years on him. Yeah. And plus, we
have... families of our own.

So, you know, he just wanted advice on
what to do, but we don't have experience

with raising children that aren't ours.
Right.

Jasmine is horrible to me. I'm like, you
know, sometimes she cross the line. The

way she talks to me, you know, she has
to always... That's why from the

beginning you've got to set the tone. I
know. She's going to surely go off to

college soon, right? Yeah, I mean, yeah,
I'm praying for that.

Total, I think, your culture and age to
the kids than you are to Caroline. Yeah.

So they're going to respect you, but
they're going to respect you as a

not as... A parent figure.

A parent figure. No, you're right.

Did you hear what Yasmeen was saying to
him at the party?

Oh, let's make some swaps. Oh!

Perfect!

You're a bit clingy. You follow Mom
around like a lost puppy.

He had, like, tears in his eyes. I think
it's just, it's a lot. It's all hitting

him. It is hitting him. You know what?
Me and Stanbury got over our issue.

The, uh, I don't know. We're getting,
uh, we're getting a lot closer.

Can I put aluminum in the oven?

Yes, you can. I can. Okay.

We should all do something, I feel like.

Yeah. I just, I hope Stanbury and Brooks
get into a better place, because I know

they were really good friends.

Yeah.

You make fixed cookies with the whole
box?

Why would I not start?

Pat makes about two dozen cookies.

Coming up.

I feel like you and you, Pat, like
everything is great. But I know it's

what is going on between the two of you?

I'm a different flavor and I'm not the
average guy.

I'm late.

Mommy, where are you going?

I'm going to Auntie Ayaan's queen
dinner.

Actually, while you're here.

Okay, hold this for me. Should I go with
this pink or this black dress?

This is pink.

I'm not wearing a crown. It's actually
quite patchy.

Mom, tonight we have Chanel queen party.

She wants everybody to wear black.

This is a more simpler route.

I don't like that one.

I don't either. She's slutty. She's
slutty?

Hello. Hello, welcome to Milos. I have a
table for Chanel Ion. Yes, of course,

we're waiting for you.

I was here for Beyoncé.

Oh, really? Yeah, I was VVIP.

That's amazing.

Wow,

the view is amazing.

Thank you.

We're literally next to where Beyoncé
was.

As much as Beyonce is the queen, we're
all queens.

Can I have a glass of Pinot Noir?

Yes.

While I'm waiting for my friends.

I might make you a queen next to me, but
I'm still the VVIP queen.

I think I'm too early. I'm supposed to
be the last one, no?

Should be.

Seriously, where are they?

These girls are going to be late. I'm
going to have fun on my own.

I can entertain myself without anybody.

Of course she has a crown on.

I was one hour on my own.

Oh, I'm sorry, babe.

But you all look very beautiful. Thank
you, you look stunning.

How are you, babe?

Oh, my God.

Did you guys know that the theme is to
wear a real crown?

I said everybody come as a suite.

Oh, she had to do the assignment.

You're the only one that came in the way
I wanted you to come.

That's amazing.

Everybody's wearing fiores.

Wait. That was not in the memo.

I don't think Ayan gives the dress memo
out so clearly because she wants to,

like, you know, look better than all of
us. Hi, guys. Hi.

I love it.

Hi. Are we all here?

We're at the Mecca where it all started.

This is where it all began. My
handstands were up there. Oh, my God.

talking to your assholes. What are you
saying?

It's their own language.

Beyonce was right there. I was right
there. Beyonce was right there. I was

next to Jay -Z and Beyonce.

All she needed was one V to the I to the
P. We got it. I was VIP

because my salon is a hair. And I booked
all the models.

Oh, my God. Here we go again.

We've discussed this ten times already.

Because we were in the VVIP, honey. We
weren't in VIP.

We were in VVIP.

He also was, like, literally next to me.
I partied with his mom.

He was his mom. We were in the VVIP
area.

Did not see you, Jose.

That's why I brought the girl here, to
be in the VVIP section.

Because we both know they were not
there.

It was a great night.

Lisa, how's your mom doing?

She's good. She left last night.

Aww.

Yeah. I'm a little bit disappointed.

Moving to Dubai is not on her radar.

It was an amazing trip, and I'm going to
miss the boys.

Where are you as far as moving?

You know, I have to think about my job
and things that I have in America.

Okay. But I'm definitely going to keep
working on it. I don't take no for an

answer.

So hungry.

Some octopus for you?

Yes. I love this. I'm happy that I have
all you girls in my life.

And each one of you bring something
different into me.

And I like it. Honestly, I do. And
you're all queens to me.

Cheers to the queens.

Cheers to everybody.

Thank you, Ayaan. I love you all. Love
you all. Everybody looks stunning. Thank

you. I did my best. Everything is in
boxes.

You did good. You moved already?

Yeah. Oh, congratulations.

How do you feel?

Very excited. Tired.

Congratulations. Thank you.

Building a house on your own, that's
commendable.

Oh! No, I'm agreeing because I just
swallowed my food.

I feel like you and you act like
everything is great.

But I know it's not.

So what is going on between the two of
you? You guys are good, no?

I think we're all over it now.

Everyone's friends. Yeah, we're fine.

Brooks and I are in a total cold war.
Like, I walk in and it's like a wind

blows.

It's sad to see where our friendship has
gone.

I've done my best.

I've been there for her. But friendship
is 50 -50.

You feel you're good?

Yeah. I'm not going to push for anything
to be different. I really don't even

know if I want this back at this stage.

Anyway. Tara, I heard you have a German
in an African mind.

So who is this guy?

On a business trip, I met him. He's very
nice.

I told him I don't date for fun. It's
family, it's wedding, it's kids. I love

that. For your culture, you guys get to
the point. Would you get married again?

Hell yeah.

I just hear he's hot and black and I
approve. I don't approve yet because I

to interview him. We need to see how he
is with her, how he treats her.

He's coming in a few days.

Will I get to meet him?

Yes. I love that.

Why not? We can arrange something. Yeah.

I want to have fun. I would like you to
choose whoever you want and say how you

feel about them as a queen.

I'll go first.

I choose Sarah.

As an Arab woman, I feel like you own
who you are.

You're a real original bad gal.

Yay!

Jamaica!

I love you. Thank you so much. Very
true.

I love how you take care of your kids.
Thank you. You have the patience. I love

how nice you are.

Thank you. And I love how you're
inspiring a lot of women.

Oh, I love this, Aya.

I'm going to pick Chanel, Aya.

One, you're drop -dead gorgeous.

Two, you just exude femininity, and I
love it. And number three, your heart.

I would like to choose Brooks.

Sometimes you drive me mad crazy.

Let's not get wrong.

Me too.

But there are some things that I really
like about you. I like that you're fun.

You know what I mean? Because we really
can have a good time. Yeah. What is

this? Like, is someone passing around
mushrooms?

Like, is this, like, have I missed
something?

I don't know what has gotten into Ayaan.

The best thing I've realized with Brooke
is to be nice to her because she's like

the hungry hyena. The nicer I am, the
calmer she gets.

Okay, so my turn.

Miss Caroline Stanberry, you are
unapologetically yourself.

You've been through a lot.

To go from a long marriage and kids and
to be the confident you, you're a role

model for a lot of women.

I think we can all say we look up to you
in so many ways.

Yes, she's a role model for 50 -year
-old influencers.

Can we pan to Brooks' face, please?

You're an incredible mother. You've
raised some really incredible children.

you did a lot right. Thank you so much.

I love that.

Oh my God, I love it. I love it.

Caroline, can I talk to you for two
seconds?

Sorry,

guys. Can I have some tomato and feta?

The tomatoes were amazing.

What kind of problem would Jalil be
having with that? We don't care.

The way she don't mind our business.

Who? You!

No, so, like, I felt just weird bringing
it up at the table with all the girls.

So Sergio had, like, brought up a couple
things to Rafi that I, as a friend,

just, like, wanted to, like, address to
you.

He was saying he kind of feels
disrespected by your children.

Are you and Sergio okay?

Sergio was saying how he kind of feels
disrespected by your children.

Are you and Sergio okay?

Yes, we're okay.

We're really okay.

I just want you to have that
conversation with him because I know

You know, they want to push boundaries.

He's not their father. He has this role
that's between a father and a big

brother, right? And it's very difficult.

Jasmine and I have a very dry sense of
humor, and I've told her the jokes I

to him aren't appropriate from her. I've
spoken to her, but there's only so much

I can do.

Sergio also needs to understand she's a
17 -year -old girl.

I'm taken aback, obviously, hearing this
news from somebody I've just met. I'm

more upset at Sergio for discussing my
private business and my children with

somebody we've just met. But I do
appreciate Talin being concerned,

to me, and not doing that publicly.

You know, that's very nice and
respectful.

What would be the issue going on there?

Yeah, why did Talin pull her to the side
to discuss the problem away from the

group?

I feel like it's all hitting him now.

Of course it is. I met him when he was
24.

You know, he went from being a single
guy with, like, not a care in the world

being a father of three kids. Right. Do
you think he regrets it?

Regrets getting married? Yeah. I mean,
he's never said it.

But I said to him, I don't want him to
stay ever because he feels... Like he

to. He has to. And if ever he thought
that he had made the wrong decision, the

door is open.

Really? Yeah.

You just got married, and you're ready
to let the man go?

So how long do you give this thing?

In my head, I always told him 10 to 15.

We are having a wonderful time now. One
day, he may not want to be here. I don't

want Sergio to wake up when I'm 60 and
he's 40 and have to go, there's my wife.

I showed him all these older women with
gray hair, and I'm like, this is what

I'm going to look like, babe. Girl,
you'll never get your hair gray. You

never let it happen. He can have his
younger, hot girlfriend, and I'll find

old sugar daddy.

What did I miss?

Nothing. What did we miss? Nothing.

What was that about?

Why is this a big thing?

I'm asking what everybody's thinking.

I was just looking out for a friend. I
don't know why everyone's up in arms

about that.

No one's up in arms. Oh, I was. I wanted
to know what was going on.

We just had questions. Like, why did you
have to go all the way over there? It's

out of respect.

That's all.

Okay, point made.

Moving on. I mean, so you move on.
Bitch, I moved on. Don't call me a

Don't go there.

Don't go there. I like you. I don't want
to take it there.

Like, seriously.

No, but you're being bitchy for no
reason. Like, calm down.

I asked a simple question. You give a...

Lisa's overreacting. You cannot go
around calling girls bitches.

They had a side conversation.

Big deal.

Get over it. Lisa, please.

I'm good.

That's my friend. She's being bitchy for
no reason. Four times.

I'm just trying to give a friend
respect, just like you did with Brooke.

moved on.

No, but you kept bringing it up. I did
not. Okay, all right. So let's drop it.

I'm not close to Brooke, but I do
genuinely feel like it is weird that

bigging up Sanberry and pulling her to
the side, knowing that those two have

beef. Ayan and I would never do that to
each other.

Saved by the squirts.

Next time on The Real Housewives of
Dubai.

Oh, my God, we're taking these cars.

This is going to be fun.

Oh,

epic fail.

When are you going to be my stepdad?

The latest we can do it is next year.

Could you see yourself having a baby in
a year?

I don't know. As a friend, you can
instigate. I don't care about this.

If you don't care about this, then we're
not as close friends as I thought.