All language subtitles for The Real Housewives of Dubai – S2E3

Previously on The Real Housewives of
Dubai.

We need a little woosah.

Woosah, woosah, woosah.

Where's my Palo Santo?

Palo Santo?

Oh my God.

So your mom comes tomorrow?

Yeah. The plan is to get her to stay.

We're going to buy this.

Oh, we're just going to get it.

We're still missing the marble on the
floor.

Yeah. Last year we started building our
new home and we're still building.

So we moved in with my best friend
Michael. Oh.

Complete disaster.

Honey? Honey? Hang on one second,
please.

Sergio is still as clingy as ever. I'm
trying to cut the umbilical cord.

Everybody knows me as a really good
matchmaker.

I'm very open to love right now.

How are you? I don't want to be
introduced to a guy.

Who needs a side?

Who? Ha!

Who, who?

Not them.

I had you fell down and your ass was
out. Sergio saw your vagina.

I'm glad I waxed that day. You
disrespected my friend. Ridiculous.

Let her go because she's a dump.

No, don't say that.

This is more than the vagina.

The only thing old about me, darling, is
my money.

In the land of excess, I find my riches
within.

Take it from me. If you know how to
stage show, you'll never get burned.

I may be building glass houses, but
you'll never see me crash.

The desert might be hot, but I always
find the shade.

If you're jealous of me, that's okay,
honey. I will be too.

It's like a $12 ,000 handbag just put in
the middle of this thing like it's

nothing. No, I don't think any of this
is normal. We were meant to be here two

weeks. We've now been here nearly eight.

Michael can't just walk and see
everything a mess every day.

We'll just have to keep the store shut
so he doesn't see it. I mean, it's

normal. Yes, just don't see the mess.

We're finally expecting to move out of
Michael's by the end of the week.

We cross a line with Michael.

Michael's lost his...

I have completely taken over his house.

No one is more excited about getting his
house back than Michael.

So he's literally throwing me a party.

Love you, Michael.

Excited for the goodwill party?

All the girls are coming? Yes. I'm
actually really excited, but like

don't get it. This is not the Caroline I
know and love. At all. Darling, it

ended even worse after we left.

You don't even know what happened when
you left. What happened?

He called you a bad, bad name. If you
can't say it, it must begin with a C.

You know.

Well. What other word could there be?
The whole situation with you guys is

probably very confusing.

She has just gone nuts. It's like
someone has possessed her body. I can

something serious behind that because I
think there's pressure from the

business. 100%. They throw everything to
you. I'm just going to stay out of it.

You've only been nice to her. Welcome to
my family, my friendship group. I don't

know what she's on, what she's drinking.

Looking at her made me want to be stone
cold sober for the rest of my life

because if that's what it does to you, I
don't understand. Are you saying that

you don't want to drink anymore?

No, Sergio, it's a metaphor.

Oh, that's the door. What are you going
to talk about?

You organize. Let me do this on my own,
without you.

Hello.

Hello, darling.

Good. Thank you for coming. You're
welcome.

Honey?

This is my dog, Taz. He also has a few
issues of his own. Unless he's with me,

he's not happy.

A bit like my husband, really.

I'm really not a big fan of traditional
therapy, but then I ended up

interviewing Marissa on my podcast.

What threatens a marriage?

You know, you can predict how a marriage
will work by how you fight.

She's the number one hypnotherapist in
the UK.

She was Princess Diana's therapist, so
she's good enough for Princess Diana,

she's good enough for me.

What would you want to get from this
session with me?

Maybe be a bit more empathetic to
Sergio's needs.

I internalise everything.

Why do you think you keep everything in?

Probably from boarding school.

When did you go to boarding school? What
age?

Six or seven, I think. And you stayed
there until?

Eighteen. That's what they say about the
English. They keep their dogs at home

and send their kids to high -class
kennels.

Yeah. And how do you think that affected
you?

I like to do everything for everyone.

What do you call that? Control freak, I
suppose.

So that's all conditioning, because when
you went to boarding school, your mind

has a belief that for you, if you're not
in control, you must think you're out

of control.

But maybe we could turn down the need
for control a bit. Yes.

So what I want you to do is look at my
finger and thumb.

That's perfect. You're going into REM
state.

Close your eyelids right down. Just
forget all about your eyes. Just allow a

drifting, floating feeling to develop in
your body.

Just go deeper, deeper, deeper and
deeper. Each muscle, every nerve turns

As I lift up and drop down your arms,
you're going deeper, even deeper.

Months, weeks, days are peeling away
from you. You're becoming younger right

now. How old are you about?

Eight or nine.

You can hear conversation between you
and your mother. You're eight years old.

What are you hearing? Me asking her not
to go back to school.

What is she replying? You have to go
back.

How does an eight -year -old girl make
sense of that?

Well, you don't. Mm -hmm.

What's happening in this scene is that
you'll need not to go.

is completely ignored because of her
need to have you go. What's happening is

that when you were little, your needs
always came last. Your mother's needs

in front of yours. And now you have a
relationship with Sergio that you're

treating him as if it's a mother -child
relationship.

Is that right?

Yes. So what's the price you pay for
micromanaging Sergio?

Well, he's not, they're not independent.

Mm -hmm.

This is impossible.

And it means you're becoming a bit like
your mother.

Oh, my God.

Men need admiration from their partner.
And if he has to come to you and ask you

questions, again, you're becoming mummy.
I want you to see the damage that will

do over time if he comes to you and asks
you questions and depends on you. So

just see it and then just say, I'm
choosing to not micromanage, Sergio.

I'm choosing not to micromanage, Sergio.
And I love that.

And I love that.

As I click my fingers, you're going to
feel exactly the feeling you felt being

woken up and told what to do. Here it
comes on the count of one, two, and

You can open your eyes.

How does that feel?

Good. So what is your homework?

To let him finish and not micromanage
everything, and we have to divide our

days, and we get more done.

If you can say that, you can make it
real. Yeah. Good.

Thank you.

I was skeptical going into this, but
Marissa reminded me that if I keep

micromanaging Sergio in this way and
taking, as I see it, his ball, then I

become his mother. And nobody wants
that, least of all Sergio.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, God.

And you and Caroline, somebody?

It's not like a switch, but yes. She
pointed out a lot of things that I know

do, to be honest.

Really? Yeah. Like, I mother you too
much.

I was walking to the bathroom upstairs,
and I just hear that, how do you find

micromanaging, Sergio?

And I didn't like that.

I do micromanage you. You don't
micromanage me. I do.

It's about you and I being more
effective as a couple, getting more

making you a man on your own without me
standing next to you.

I know I'm a man. I don't need to be pro
to anything.

It's about me. I want to be close to
you.

She's saying, you'll stop jigging me
because I am becoming your mom.

Mother, I will not take it taking my
mother.

That simple.

Oh, my God.

Maybe you need this therapy.

This is a ridiculous conversation.

See you tomorrow. I'm leaving, actually.

Honey, I just don't like this. Why?

It's always like this. You come out of
these sessions and you just want to be

just your own person.

Bye -bye. See you tomorrow.

Hi, babe.

How are you? Oh, my God, I'm good. How
are you? You look so cute.

What's going on?

Nothing much. How are you?

Hungover. Are you? Yeah. Oh, well, I
just got my heel stuck inside of this.

-oh.

You all right?

Okay. We're back in action. And
ironically, you have the evil eyes on

shoes. Well, just in case, you know.
What a great party yesterday.

The vibe was just, like, super positive.

So good. Right?

Well, hello.

Hi, Emmy. How are you?

Hello, good evening. Hi, how are you?

Thank you.

I'm going to do the Bellini.

I'm going to go for the passion fruit
toasted coconut lime.

I just have a glass of Sauvignon Blanc.
Thank you.

Can we get a seafood platter as well,
please?

Thank you.

How's your mom doing?

She's good. My mom's good. I know. She
just arrived, didn't she? She did.

Is she, like, super hands -on with the
kids?

My mom's only been here for a day, but I
put her to work immediately.

Boys, let grandma help you guys to get
ready for bed.

Grandma is here now, so now grandma can
do it.

Were you sad to miss Chalene's party?

Ayan said there was no decor, so I don't
think I missed much.

Wow. That was beautiful.

Oh, my God. Last night we said some
really inappropriate things.

Ayan called me and told me I called
Carolina.

I mean, I don't remember calling her
that.

You don't really use that word a lot. I
didn't, and if I used it, then that

means I was really mad.

Yeah. Yeah. I don't recall hearing it.
Do we have that on tape?

She's a f***ing dump.

Oh, f*** me.

Yeah. So she did say it.

What is going on with you two?

Nothing. You guys were like besties. You
can't say nothing.

Yeah, the energy was because of the
comments about Talene. I then took a

back because my loyalty is more to her.

Prior to that, she and I spoke every
day. I know.

Once she explained herself, I was like,
you know what?

Let's move forward.

Yeah. Yeah.

Stanbury has made it very clear to me
that she was just joking about the whole

cartwheel incident.

I said I found that funny. Well, if it
was in a joking way, it's different. No,

it was in a joking way. Okay.

Good. Good. That's good.

This is water under the bridge. Let's
kumbaya this motherfucker.

But I also feel like there's more going
on with you and Stan Barry. That's kind

of how I feel. Because the way how close
they were.

Yeah. What do you mean?

Do you have an issue with her being cool
with us? I don't care about how she is

with you. That has nothing to do with
me. Okay.

I don't buy anything that comes out of
Caroline Brooks' mouth.

And that's facts.

Fendi facts.

Brooks and Stanberry were fine when Ayan
and I were still feuding with

Stanberry. But the minute she found out
that we're actually getting along, all

of a sudden she's mad.

Brooks is on a spiral because she cannot
manipulate both sides anymore.

Lisa is a projector.

Out of everyone in our friend group,
Lisa is the most bothered.

That Ayan and Stanberry have developed
this unusual friendship.

Like, Lisa, you're the only one that
stays up at night with your freaking

doll of Stanbury's. I know you're in
your little wine cellar just jabbing

Stanbury's eyeballs because lately she's
been saying her eyes hurt. And I'm

like, that's the voodoo.

After her little going away shindig, I'm
going to, I'll give her a call. Yeah.

Definitely. But I'm excited for the
going away party. I mean, she's going

the street to Alvarado. I know.

Any excuse for a party?

I mean, fingers to the heavens, I do
cross and hope I did not call her to see

you next Tuesday. Because she's not a...

No, she's not. She is a bitch, though.

Coming up next.

No, she's not coming.

You uninvited her? Yes.

Why would you do that?

Lifestyle. You know you want it. Oh,
wow. Look at these.

You like the disco balls? Oh, this looks
amazing. I actually think you should

leave the house like this normally. I
love these. I can't afford this every

Oh, my God. Our friendship will endure
the sooner you're out.

I'm going to go and get ready. Bring it
on.

Looking good. If you want to go and get
it, you know you should.

She's moving out tonight. Basically,
Michael is kicking out Tambry and Saju.

Okay.

Oh, Lisa is calling me.

Hey.

What are you doing?

Okay, don't be late because you're not
going to leave me with them alone for a

long time. So rush your f***ing out and
get there.

Do you guys want to be my stylist?

Wow, that's really loud.

Deanna, what's your sister's name?

What's my name? Who am I?

Who am I? Nothing?

I'm going to prepare lunch for my boy. I
need pepper, flour, and everything else

that requires you to make a pizza.

Me? I'm going to go get ready for the
party.

Thank you.

Oh, wow.

Hello. Yeah, it's so pretty.

You must be Saba.

Hi. I'm Michael. Hi. Lovely to meet you.
So much about you. Likewise. Thank you

for having me. Hello, my love. How are
you? I'm ready for them to get out.

Finally. Kick them out. Can you believe?

Caroline's not freaking here.

Okay, we're the new host. I love it.
Sarah, she's my smartest friend.

She's my business partner. I couldn't
wait to meet you. Likewise.

I love my girl, Sabah. She's my
Pakistani sister.

She is my business partner for life.

She's like this.

crazy scientist nerd.

She's like this sexy, girly, female.

Can I throw someone in the pool?

Don't ask her to.

Her nickname is Saba the Sabotage.

Hi, thank you for having me.

How are you?

So good to see you.

How are you? You look amazing.

Thank you, so do you.

How are you? I'm good. How are you? Are
you okay? Yeah, I'm okay. Where's

Caroline? I don't know. I could wear
this.

No.

No?

Okay. When do you officially move?

We are hoping in a week. There's a lot
of things happening, you know, at the

same time. Of course, of course. Just,
you know, it's like a stress.

Are you okay?

I'm good, I'm good.

It's just a lot of everything.

Come with me.

What happened? Come, come. Why?

I know you. You're my brother and I know
you. Come with me.

You're not okay.

What's wrong?

I don't know.

Someone told her that I was going to end
up...

Kind of like mad at my mom, you know,
and I'm very tempted, you know, who told

her that this hypnotherapist and I was
fat today I'm so sad. I wanted to cry

the problem is Caroline doesn't see it
You know, you

feel like no matter what you do, you're
invisible.

You're not everything is invisible
Caroline needs to heal from her trauma

because you are the punching bag

I am not surprised that Sergio is
opening up to me because I am like a

him. When he met her and when they got
married, they were 24 -7 with each

Now that Caroline is pulling away,
Sergio is feeling left out and lonely. I

understand where he comes from.

Let's talk later about this. Yeah,
exactly.

Look at this.

I feel like I'm the inspiration.

Wow.

What? Oh, my God.

The party is here. I didn't know you
could touch my ball, kid.

Look at Sabah's face while she's looking
at her.

Come get a drink. Come, come, come. Yes,
but how are you? How does it feel

having the married couple here?

Do not get me started.

There's tension between them right now.
I don't know.

Sometimes their life is so frenetic.
It's like, you know what? Calm down.

Honestly, I don't mind Michael trying to
get them out of this house because he's

tired of paying the bills.

I'm ready for them to go.

Maybe she doesn't want to keep any money
when he dies.

So he's just like, I'm going to play it
on tambourine. I was telling Sergio,

look at Sabah's face when she saw Chanel
walk in. You know what it is?

Obviously, I've seen these kinds of
people around before. It's Dubai.

What's these kind of people? The people
that are so over the top. We learned how

to love her for who she is.

And she wants to be the center of
attention.

And let her be. But they're just not my
kind of people.

Oh, she's amazing.

Look at that, Carolina.

I have a girl crush on your wife.

Oh. Look, amazing. I haven't seen you in
a long time.

When are you going to get my son? He's
so hot, Yasmin.

Yeah. I approve you. You're so hot and
very smart.

Check, check, check, check.

Hello. Yay.

Mom, you look gorgeous.

What's up, lady?

I don't want to step on your train. I
kept stepping on your train at my house

the other night. I wasn't drunk in your
party, girl. You were not drunk. To be

honest, I had the best time ever.

It's nice to talk to you without
Caroline.

I feel like you're normal.

I'm going to have to get, if we're all
together, I'm going to get, this was the

name. Earplugs. Oh, yeah.

How are you?

You look amazing.

Thank you. You guys look good together.
I know.

You look stunning.

I think I need food.

We pulled up and Ralph's like, Michael's
really happy to kick these guys out.

Dogs pissing and shitting on us.

I don't know what he's talking about.
He's even bought a house next to me in

Barari. Yeah, I bought a place at
Barari. You're good, you're good. It was

whole booth.

My, my, the tables have turned.

I want to say it's a tip for tat. It's a
tip for tit.

It's an eye for an eye. You got great
tits, babe.

That was for you, ref.

This looks fantastic. Thank you, baby.

I like free food. This is very good
looking.

Actually, I'm paying for it, though.
Thank God. Thank God. I'm going to eat

I'm eating yours.

Caroline, come sit with your husband.

Have you spoken to Brooks today?

You know she's not coming.

She's not coming? No.

Tell them. Oh, I didn't tell you. What's
wrong?

Ladies, ladies, can I join?

I uninvited Brooks.

You uninvited her? Yes.

I'm sorry?

Uninvited her? Brooks, yeah.

Wow, Brooks is not coming. Why would you
do that?

Diane invited Brooke.

Why didn't you do that?

Because she called me a see you next
Tuesday behind my back while I wasn't

there. You're drunk.

It's not the boys.

It's not the boys. It's not the boys.
It's not the boys. It's not the boys.

not the boys. It's not the boys.

We had built a really nice relationship,
so I thought. But after I found out

that she'd called me a see you next
Tuesday, why on earth would I welcome

into my best friend's house?

Hello? Hi.

I was just thinking with everything
that's been going the way it has that,

know, this probably wasn't the day to
meet up. The mixed messages are just

insane. Goodbye, I love you.

There goes the thing. I don't get it.

How do I work with that? So, no, I don't
want her sitting at my best friend's

house and assuming that life is okay
because it's not. You need to sit down

talk. I hope you have a lot of fun.
There's not one iota in my body that

shit that I wasn't invited to Stanbury's
little eviction party.

Michael wants you the hell out of his
house.

Get out.

I need to have a moment to myself.

I'm going to meditate.

You do homework.

I don't have homework.

I'm about to have a mental breakdown.

I'm not trying to overstep.

I don't know if I would have uninvited
her. She is going to be really hurt

this. And then she's going to take it
like to the devil. But she should also

care that she's her character. Exactly.

I'm shocked.

You can't invite someone and then
uninvite somebody.

Even if Brooke said that, see you next
Tuesday, I'm pretty sure she drank a

little bit too much. So don't take it at
heart. She doesn't mean it. I think

from what I know, he's a prostitute,
right? Like a cheap woman that gives

around a lot, no?

Is that what it means? I have no idea
what it means.

You don't say that word, especially
where we live.

She needs to apologize, but it's not
that deep. She's drinking.

I'm sorry, like, if I start abusing you
for the next week, you know, because I

get drunk, you know, let's go. No, I
will not accept it. And I don't do it.

I have alcohol? Because this is very
interesting.

Can you motivate her to talk to her
friends? That's what I'm saying. Instead

motivating her to disconnect from you.
No, no, no, no, no. Yeah,

but you're enjoying this. Yeah,
absolutely.

I feel like they need to have a
conversation because there's deeper

Clearly. But even if there is something
deeper, it doesn't give me the right to

do that.

We're grown -ups. And I'm not making
excuses for that. They were really good

friends. So all of a sudden, this
situation, to me, it's like... She's

You missed so much!

You're just missing the conversation.

Okay, so fill me in. Well, after I found
out that she called me up to see you

next Tuesday, I uninvited Brooke.

Did you?

So I had dinner with her last night with
Talene. I think it's pretty obvious

with the group that she is a common
denominator in a lot of the drama that

on.

I tried to get her to take some
accountability. She did not.

But it's just really crazy that all of a
sudden, out of nowhere, you guys are

fighting. Imagine being me. You know
what I mean? Because she used to be with

you all the time, and I feel like she
kind of just drops you like a bad habit.

Look, you should talk to her about that
comment. Yeah, I just got over your

hole, so like I'm like... You like
vagina, clearly. I mean, what's

You guys are good.

I'm telling them what I like the most
and the worst about your mom and dad.

mom and stepdad.

I've got a lot to say about the winner
of this game. Can I do the worst?

The worst about you, am I allowed to be
honest?

You are.

You're a bit clingy.

It's a home.

I mean, it's the best way possible, but
you follow mom around like a little

puppy.

We can have a look at her. Why not?

Stir it up, stir it up. Stir it up. This
is our first party without stir it up,

actually. So let's see how it goes.

Hi,

everybody. Oh, God.

This is a really special night for me.

After two months of being like an
Airbnb, I'm finally able to say goodbye

Caroline and Sergio.

That having been said, bring it out.

We love a cake in Dubai.

So come.

Kate that's my food kicking them out of
my house

Finally

fulfill my lifelong dream fighting my
mother's head off

Everybody get a drink and let's party

When are you moving to Dubai?

I mean, you only plan on staying here
for two years, and it's been ten now. I

don't think we're going to leave.

Mackie, I honor you with my hat.

The Gucci hat.

Yeah.

Emma. Yeah.

Make my hair look good. Yeah, sure,
mother. Because I have a date, which is

a date.

You're not going to have a date.

How did you even hear that?

Mom, I have two ears. You think I'm
dumb?

Uh -oh.

Celine introduced me to her friend,
Daniel.

What are you doing in the back?

I'm a spiritual gangster.

A spiritual gangster. I think it's my
hat.

But tonight, I'm not calling this a
date. This is a bunch of friends going

to have dinner.

Because dating in the Western world
means getting to know each other. But

in the Arab world means he's your
boyfriend and you're literally on the

getting married. This is not a date.

Let's talk.

Okay. No judgment? Okay.

My friend, Talin, decided to bring a guy
and, like, introduce me to him.

Why are you upset?

Because so many men have been bad to
you.

But are all men bad?

Probably yes.

You believe all men are bad?

Yes. No.

So many have been bad to me because you
know why?

Mommy was choosing bad. I had a problem.
And now I'm not going to do the same

mistake again.

My second husband, he didn't care about
my kid. He didn't even accept him. He

didn't even show him love.

So everything he's been through made
Mackie a little bit overprotective and

involved in all the decisions I take
when it comes to relationships.

But then he knows that I'm the mom, I'm
the boss, I'm the one that takes the

decisions.

Wrong decision.

What is your dream dad?

A dad that buys toys for their kid, be
nice to their kid, gives them candy

sometimes. Okay. No diabetes on my
watch. I promise you we'll find the

for you and the dream husband for me.

I don't know if Daniel has what it
takes, but Talene is very persistent and

wouldn't take no for an answer.

So I am actually open to getting to
know.

Welcome to the fabric zoo.

Oh, this is pretty.

Okay. I love this season. This one.

This is usually where I go to buy a lot
of Mina Rose materials. We handpick

everything. The hand beaded stuff,
always my favorite.

Old Dubai is completely different to the
rest of Dubai.

New Dubai is very glitz and glamorous.

Old Dubai breathes and eats Dubai
culture.

Hi. Beautiful.

Oh, thank you.

You have cashmere?

How much is this?

We want good price on the good quality.

Like 40 dirham?

See,

from 140 to 40? Thank you so much.

Honey, come check my store.

We'll take some of this one, yeah.

I really enjoy spending time with my
mom. Like, our bonding has always been

shopping. I remember being a little girl
in Jamaica, and we would just hop on a

flight. An hour later, we are in Toys R
Us. So being able to take her out

shopping, even if it's not luxury
shopping.

We have a slimming fee.

My mom just enjoys.

Spending my money this time.

That's too much money. I'm not a
tourist. I actually live here. Just give

me for 30 dirhams.

We're going to have lunch over here. So
people

take these little avras from this side,
which is burned by, to get to Dera.

And behind you, down there, those are
the fisherman boats.

So the food that we're going to eat
today is fresh.

seafood caught by these amazing guys.

Hi. This is our menu. We have the
seafood tower.

Oh, that looks amazing.

Yeah, we'll try the seafood. Yes,

thank you so much. Thank you.

How was last night?

Last night was good.

Caroline Sanbury, she uninvited Caroline
Brooke to her party.

How was my favorite?

Ayan. Ayan was good. Ayan was good.

Bigfoot Tower, yeah.

Oh, that looks amazing.

Yeah. You see, this is what I miss.

Spending time together.

Spending time together, going out.

Yeah. You know?

Well, when are you moving to Dubai?

Lisa, when are you coming home?

I do not want to come here and have to
depend on you.

I mean, listen.

Kids are supposed to take care of their
parents.

I mean, you already made so many
sacrifices.

You went from, you know, being with
daddies, leaving Jamaica, being

My mom and I are super close, but
growing up, I was a daddy's girl. My dad

like my hero. All of that changed,
sadly, after my mom found out that my

a whole other family in Canada.

He was living a double life.

So my mom moved just away to Miami, and
I didn't speak to my dad until a few

years later.

I remember being little and not knowing
the full details. I felt like he

abandoned me. But I feel like the way I
am as a person is a lot because of what

happened with my parents.

If you were to move here, you'd say no
without even...

You could have my job, brother. You
could retire.

I mean, I feel like you've worked a long
career that you would still be

independent.

My mom had to stay in that relationship
much longer than she would have if she

had her degree at the time and had
financial independence.

I think because she worked so hard to be
who she is, it's really hard for her to

just... pick up and go, which I totally
understand.

I mean, you only plan on staying here
for two years, and it's been ten now.

I don't think we're going to leave at
least five years.

Melissa, we were so close. We used to do
everything together.

And we still can be, Mommy.

Dubai so far is like 14 hours.

It is far.

Seems like we're, you know, we're
drifting apart instead of getting

Yeah.

Well, would you consider moving to
Dubai?

And the boys are not getting any
younger.

Exactly.

I will consider it. Yes. Come to
Hadithi. Come to Dubai.

Coming up next, do you believe in
aliens?

Yeah, I think I do, yeah. You think?

If I was Daniel, my ass would be out the
door as quick as you know.

It's hot now.

So hot. Summer's already starting? Are
you kidding me?

I've been looking forward to this double
date.

Did you, like, feel their vibe when we
introduced them? I don't know if that

environment... was really, like, the
place that they could actually get to

each other. Yeah. Sarah, obviously,
she's gorgeous.

Like, she's not going to have a hard
time meeting a guy, but it's finding the

right guy.

I'm Armenian, that's why.

This is what we do.

It's, like, in our blood. We want to set
people up. We want to procreate for

people. I mean, look at Rafi and I.
Like, it was matchmaking through my

We will make this work.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I'm like nervous for Sarah.

I mean, how bad could it be? Or what if
they're together and then they have a

big fallout and a breakup and then it's
all on me. See where my head goes?

Wow. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, my God, why do I look like I just
got off a motorcycle?

I look like the bride.

What's wrong with this picture?

You look gorgeous. Thank you. How are
you?

How are you?

How is everything? Good.

Here we have the food menu.

Would you like to have some aperitif
drink or any cocktail?

I'm going to do a dirty martini.

I'm with water. That's it. Let's try
this luxury.

What has been the common denominator in
the guys that you've picked in the past?

They're all narcissists.

It's so hard to be with a narcissist.

I don't know how you do it.

You're not a narcissist.

He's a Gemini, so might as well be.
Geminis are good.

They're good?

What are you?

Libra. I don't get along with Libra men,
but women are good. Oh, Libra men are

very different.

No,

you're not.

Speak of the dying devil.

Hey. Well, hello.

Hey.

Hi. How are you? Nice to see you again.
Lovely to see you too. Lovely to see

you. Love the outfit.

Hi, honey. How are you? You look great.

How are you doing, man? You all right?
Yeah, sure. I was late. No, it's all

right. That's okay.

We're ready for the orders?

Yeah.

Let's get a fattous salad.

What do you guys see that you like?

I would love, like, just a mixed grill.

Mahamra.

Mahamra. Mahamra.

Mahamra. You speak full on Arabic,
right?

Let's get it out of here. Thank you,
sir.

Thank you, Kylie.

And

now

you're showing off, kids.

I don't want to be mean.

Daniel, your Arabic is not that good.
Here, there, I said it. The accent's

What do you really want to know about
Daniel?

Like, there's got to be some questions.
Have you been to jail? Open book. No, I

haven't. Are you going to jail? I've
never been caught.

Do you have a jail sentence?

Boring.

Boo. Do you have 17 cats?

I'm more of a dog person.

Do you believe in aliens?

Yeah, I think I do, yeah.

You think?

I don't believe in, like, a dream.

No, no, they look like probably humans.
You can educate me later on on that.

Are you open to being educated? I'll
pencil it in.

And they live on planet Earth?

No, no, different dimension.

If I was Daniel at this moment, and she
starts with the alien talk, my ass would

be out the door as quick as you know.

I'm not written for that.

Aliens are a big deal in my life. If you
were someone I would have a

relationship with, we'll be talking
about this 48 -907.

Strike one. You don't believe in aliens.

Have you ever dated a girl with kids?

I haven't, no.

I don't see how it'd be any different.

Are you joking? You have like a cock
flock running around the whole time.

Number two, dating a woman with kids is
similar to dating a woman with no kids.

No, Daniel. I like your vibe. I think
you're very cool and very easy to talk

I got that from you as well. I told her
your energy and aura. You're a very

positive person.

Thank you kindly. It's because we're
Libra.

Libra?

No.

Now my buttons are popping off. Excuse
me for a second. You need to go to the

bathroom real quick.

So what do you think?

He's very, very nice.

But I see myself being very good friends
with him.

So it's already finished.

If you said friends, that's that.

Coming up next.

When a friend comes to me and says, have
my back, I expect it to be

reciprocated. Just let it go, Caroline.

Hello, ma 'am. Can I have one of your
almond milk latte with ice, is it? Yeah,

thank you. Thank you very much.

Brooks is late.

I'm not surprised at all.

She wants to make a point. Her time is
more valuable than my time.

But I'm here because at the end of the
day, we've been friends for quite a long

time now. I actually genuinely have fun
with her. I need to understand what has

switched overnight.

It can't just be I said I saw Taline's
bits.

OK, Ahmed, what wasn't ordered?

Oh, hi.

OK, I don't think it's done.

OK, I'll call you back. I've got to go.

Thank you.

Bye. How are you? How's stuff?

Yeah, what's going on?

Thank you so much.

You're a little late.

A little. Sorry about that. Obviously, I
have a new business, you know, that we

just opened, you know, not too long ago.

And the first six months of business is
always the hardest. And then I have

Adam, and it's just, it's overwhelming.

Okay, well, we all have our stuff going
on, Caroline.

Oh, I know.

Sorry to interrupt.

May I get you something to drink? Can I
have a green tea, please, with honey?

Sure. Thank you so much. And a sparkling
water.

Thank you.

So, what's going on with us?

We have unresolved issues, I mean.

100 % we do.

Yeah.

I feel like... Obviously, it triggered
me a little bit about the comments made

about Talene. You called me. You said
that Sergio saw her female anatomy.

Well, that's true. We did.

And you said verbatim. Is this any
indication of how she's going to be? How

of our friends found out about what
happened with her was from you. Not from

You made it seem like her ass was up in
the air. It was just let it go,

Caroline.

Talene's moved on.

Why on earth am I explaining this to
Brooks? But clearly it's not.

The joke.

I think that she is jealous of my
relationship with Lisa and Diane, to be

She liked it when I was on my island
because she could save me.

And now I don't need saving.

When a friend comes to me and says, hey,
have my back, do this, do that, I

expect it to be reciprocated.

So did I feel that from you? No.

When it came to Diane, Caroline would
call me crying.

and saying she's awful to me. And me, as
her good friend, I backed her up.

I stopped my friendship with Ayan and
Lisa. Then Danbury turns around and

becomes besties with Ayan. What is this?

Loyalty is a friendship, which is two
ways. You called me a C -unit next

Tuesday.

If I did call you that, that is so out
of line.

Okay. We both said far worse in our
life. Did you die? No.

She's not taking accountability for her
behavior lately.

Moving forward for now, I'll be cordial
with Brooks, but I don't see myself

trusting her. She says one thing to my
face, another behind my back. You're

the farms of England.

You are not Princess Diana.

God rest her soul.

Humble yourself, love.

You're just as stubborn as me. That's
the issue.

Each of us gets upset. We just hold it
and let it fester, and then it gets

worse. Yeah.

I think we both have something to work
on.

Next time on The Real Housewives of
Dubai.

We lost one.

I'm so excited to find out how old I am
through my teeth.

Hope those aren't your teeth, are they?
Yeah, they are my teeth.

She's not missing a tooth. She's missing
half her bloody mouth.

I'm the man of the house, Caroline,
okay? And you have to always prioritize

Sergio, you're like a nut.

I'm tired of this.

You're being busy for no reason. I
agree.