All language subtitles for The Real Housewives of Dubai – S2E1

The weather in Dubai is inferno hot.

My feet's on fire.

Dubai is hot, but I come in hotter.

Say how you feel to somebody's face.

I feel like you're pot stirring.

You're Brent from head to toe, but zero
class.

Oh, shut up. You shut up. Shut up. You
shut up. This is like squid games over

here. This season on The Real Housewives
of Dubai.

Assalamu alaikum.

Wa alaikum salam.

Where is the hole and where is my hole?

Finally, baby.

You're not in the desert anymore, girl.

Wow.

This is the embryo. It's all about
pleasing Sergio. That's what really

me. So, is it a deal break or not?

I want a baby.

I heard you have a job.

You're so hot.

Sarah, that's not like hello.

Colleen is the free spirit.

Ayan, you fell down and your ass was
out. You were talking to it like it was

face. I'm glad I waxed that day.

No, it's like this, Caroline.

You're British. You should know this.

Ayan is getting closer to care life.

Oh, my tits.

Lisa, somebody stole your best friend,
babe.

Ayan's jumping on the sand wagon.

The only wagons I ride are G.

She's the one who's been causing this
shit with everyone. Tell your wife to

watch her mouth. Are you challenging my
husband?

Are you challenging me?

Ethnic will always change their skin,
but they'll always be a snake. I feel

same about you, darling.

You're trying to come in between me and
somebody now. What? That's what you're

doing. My friendship with you is over.

This was the straw that broke the
camel's back.

And there's a lot of camels in Dubai.

The only thing old about me, darling, is
my money.

In the land of Exeter, I find my riches
within.

Take it from me. If you know how to
stage show, you'll never get burned.

I may be building glass houses, but
you'll never see me crash.

The desert might be hot, but I always
find the shade.

If you're jealous of me, that's okay,
honey. I would be too.

Knock, touch.

Who's there?

Imagine you're driving a car and you see
a dinosaur.

How does it even knock? A dinosaur talks
to you to give you a lift. What does it

say? What?

Right.

You know, like... Oh,

my God. Baby, how do I

look? I look like I have a wedgie. Yeah,
you do actually have a wedgie. Okay.

Mom, you're thick.

Let me see this tooth. Wow.

And there's new ones coming through here
as well. You're the cutest kid with a

missing tooth.

Look at him doing the rock.

Kylie,

let me sage you.

I'll do it to you.

Okay. Yes.

Oh, not the ashes. Not in my wig. Oh, my
God.

Oh, let's do a TikTok, honey. So
ridiculous. I'm too old for this.

15 questions for couples. Who is the
better dancer?

Who is more affectionate?

Who is more likely to get arrested?

Oh! Okay, I'm done with this game.

Ayan!

Hey, honey.

Girl, you know it's too hot for gloves.

Oh, you mean I'm hot? Thank you.

Hi, babe.

You're not going to need the gloves.
You're not going to need the jacket.

not going to need the bag.

No gloves? No gloves.

You need to stretch.

What do you mean stretch?

So just go like this.

No iron.

No iron.

Hold it.

Like this?

Yes, yes, yes.

Me and Lisa are so close. It's like how
God and Jesus are close.

We call each other every single day.
Sometimes we talk about, what did you

for breakfast? Did you poop today?

Melissa has this new hobby, paddle.

I know nothing about paddle. It's
amazing how you love this activity.

It's so good.

Paddle is not big in the U .S., but it's
huge in Dubai.

It's a little bit like tennis, but
better. This is where we burn some

I get to dress cute, gossip with my
girls. We drink matcha, even though we

really hate that.

I'm actually really proud that you
showed up. I don't want you to be

with other people without me.

Ayan, I'm allowed to have friends
outside of you.

Ayan does not play sports at all. She
does not even know the difference

a basketball and a football.

I grew up in Africa. We have so many
different sports. We run, we chase the

animals, we climb the trees to get food.
So I'm ready.

I learned on the internet, only thing
you have to do is go jump like this and

jump like that. No.

She only wants to show up for paddle
because I have my little paddle friend,

she does not want to share me. The end.

Hi, guys.

Hello. This is my friend, Ayan. I'm
Jasper. Nice to meet you.

She's never played paddle before. I
don't exercise.

So take it easy on her. All right. Let's
have fun.

We're going to win. Of course. Oh, God.
Look at the ball, and then it's enough

to use one hand. Oh, okay, okay. Ready?
Yes.

Up like this.

Okay,

go, go, go, go, go. Why run?

It makes your heart beat very fast.

It's all cardio.

I got to get this one.

Kick it, kick it back.

Okay, let's go.

Hallelujah. It's still on, it's still
on. It's still going.

Oh, that's mine.

That was a good round. I did it.

I'm proud of you. It was such an easy
game. All you have to do is chase the

and hit it there, and then you go back
here.

Did you see that? All right, thank you,
coach.

I'm going to go get us some smoothies,
and I'll be right back, yeah? But I

I've had enough games in my life. This
one, I leave it for rich people to have

fun because they're bored. Why be basic
when we can be this fabulous?

Thank you, honey.

Oh, thank you.

Ayan, you don't need gloves.

I'm not talking to you with gloves on.
Actually, it's very hard.

First of all, I'm very happy. I want to
tell you, thank you for inviting me. I

can see why you love it. I'm in this
really positive place, and I just want

have fun now. The weather's about to get
good.

I'm thinking girls' brunch.

Yes. You like it? I love it. I love
brunch.

Because, girl.

You know the last time we were together
was at Beyonce?

Yeah. We were in the, the, the, the, the
IP.

Last month there was a big open of
Atlantis the Royale. So Beyonce came in

So it was a whole weekend extravaganza.
But the big finale was the actual

concert. Money could not buy you this
ticket. Only a selected few people got

invited. Me.

Thank God.

We got upgraded.

They were so jealous because we were in
the VVIP, honey. We weren't in VIP.

We were in VVIP where you couldn't get
in.

Me and Lisa literally partying with Jay
-Z. I was partying with Kendall.

Beyonce's mom was there. None of the
other ladies were in the VIP except me

Lisa. Just because you're like in the
nosebleed section with Kendall Jenner

doesn't mean you have the best tickets
in the house, honey. I was so close to

Beyonce that as the wind blew, I could
smell her freaking conditioner.

You couldn't get closer than me.

I got wet from Beyonce.

She danced here whilst I had water
coming over my face.

The VVIPs were another block away.

I sat on the stage.

Did you go to any of those events?

No, never.

Somebody sent me a message to meet up
for lunch. Oh, that's nice.

I'm looking forward to it because I feel
like we've moved on. She calls me

sometimes. I call her sometimes. We
check up on each other. I have to see

because I feel like we have things to
talk about. Yeah.

No, I think that's good. Me and
somebody's relationship is like how

the desert.

But for me right now, I have this thing
where I want to water the desert and see

what's going to grow. I don't know
what's going to come out of my garden

somebody. Maybe it's an apple or maybe
it's a snake. Who the fuck knows?

Definitely meet up with her and then
tell me everything.

To the detail.

Are you excited for this, honey?

Honey?

You listening or no?

Honey? Hang on one second, please.

Listen,

I always tell you, I feel your presence,
but I don't feel your energy.

Sergio, there isn't a couple on the
planet that will spend more time

than we do.

Not one.

Sergio and I have now been married a
full year.

What is life like? Well, it's like every
marriage.

Sex is getting less, so that's good.

I would like you just to concentrate on
the road instead of, like, both eyes on

me. He's still as clingy as ever, which
I'm trying to cut the umbilical cord,

but, you know, it's a slow process.

I just really am ready to get into the
house at this point. I'm over living in

boxes. I have no clothes.

We have to move into our house.

Hopefully a week, no?

Last year, we started building our new
home from the ground up. That's your

front door there.

And then this is your main staircase.

And we're still building.

That has put a strain on our marriage
because we had to move out of our

apartment. So we moved in with my best
friend, Michael.

It was meant to be for two weeks. We're
now 12 weeks in.

We're going to do tiki -tiki in every
area of this house.

You lost your mind.

Oh, por favor, Dios mío, maravilla.

And Michael has very politely asked if
we didn't do sex gymnastics.

Sergio is dying.

Oh, God, por favor.

It's so exciting. I've never thought I
could get so excited by washing

Oh, my God.

Oh, wow.

Oh, God.

Okay, so we're still missing the marble
on the floor.

Yeah. What are we doing here? We've got
the chandeliers, but I want to put them

in last because they're so expensive and
I'm worried with all these workers.

Building a house in Dubai is very, very
stressful.

Getting a mortgage is like winning the
lottery here. She's upset.

Yes. Because I'm 46.

You know, I had to do a full body health
check. I had an EKG, run on a treadmill

for like 30 minutes just to make sure I
wasn't going to drop dead.

We're going to need to check, honey, how
we're going to clean all this.

It won't be us.

I mean, seriously, it's crazy here. It's
not like any other country in the

world.

Yasmin's room. Yasmin's room.

Oh, my God, this is amazing.

Guest room.

This is maybe your baby room right now.
Baby room, mom room, I don't know how we

can call it. It looks so pretty.

Sergio's ovaries are on fire. Every time
he sees a baby, he wants a baby.

So last year we went through IVF, and I
currently have one baby boy embryo on

ice. where he can stay for the
foreseeable future.

The baby will sleep by my side. No. No,
the baby has to be with us, honey.

No, I'd like to have some furniture, and
I'd like to have my kitchen in, and I

don't want to think about a baby right
now.

Honey, honey, honey.

Give me a hug. Take a valeriana.

Breathe in and out, okay? Take a
valerina? No, valeriana.

What's that? That's how you call it in
Spain, to relax yourself.

Okay.

Coming up.

You need to stop taking other women
down.

Oh, really? Don't pretend to be this
kind, caring, loving human being. I

pretend. You are not a good person.
Maybe you should check your soul.

Do you like your

blow dry?

It's amazing.

Hi, I'm Caroline.

Nice to meet you.

Oh, wow.

Are you doing, what are you doing,
twist?

Yes. Yes.

The Glass House has been open for three
months and business is booming.

We have the most fabulous red carpet
event for the grand opening.

I mean, the who's who of Dubai was at
the grand opening of the Glass House.

Caroline Stanberry, Sarah Almadani.

So why did you invite Lisa and I on to
the grand opening?

I invited the people who are most
important to me.

Up for you have a meeting with Lucy.

Okay. So much went into building the
glass house.

Just last year. There was no spit out.
There was nothing there. This I can

finish in six months.

How did you make this happen so fast?

Money.

If you pay the cost to be the boss, you
can get anything done.

Welcome to Dubai.

Hi. Hi.

Where is Caroline?

And luckily, the contractor is my ex
-husband.

He built this place from the ground up.
Call me. It's an issue with the WC.

Zoran, we've been open for a few months
and the toilet is already falling to the

floor.

The toilet is broken.

So how does it already come apart,
Zoran, after four months?

Last year, I wouldn't have even allowed
Zoran to come through the gate of my

house to pick up his child.

Anger, you know, you take it out on
everyone around you, including me.

But working with him, it's creating more
of a family unit.

This is embarrassing. So people sit on
the toilet, they feel like their ass is

going to hit the floor.

We're a work in progress.

Is there anything else that Zora needs
to repair?

I don't do maintenance.

So who's going to fix the light bulb? I
will send the people electrician. Then

do it.

Wait, wait, wait. Where do you go?

Don't sit on that toilet. You know,
that's why it's broken.

I can't.

Get him out of my salon.

Take your right index and middle finger
like you're pressing a button Breathing

in from the stars in the center of the
earth pull this energy now up up up into

the third eye chakra Visualizing
beautiful dark blue light.

That's why we call it light force
Center, baby.

Oh Yeah, so how is your heart? How is
your mind?

It's been what like a couple weeks since
our last healing session I see a lot of

changes and calmer to work so many
things Spiritual healing, I've been

for five months now. I've seen a huge
difference.

It goes deep into your trauma and fixes
it on the spot while you're doing it. In

Islam, it's very common because we use
words of affirmation, gratitude,

positively. It's such a beautiful way of
healing.

The only area I have my reservation is
when it comes to relationships.

I want to settle down and have a family,
but I had two bad marriages, so I'm

just worried because I have a kid.

We have to clear the exes, the bad
traumas. The last ex, right?

All of them. All of them.

All my exes.

I'm in a period of my life where I'm
ready to move on and to meet the love of

life and to start a family.

But I'm scared about falling in love and
getting hurt with the wrong man again.

I'm scared there is a problem with me.

We'll start with red one. That's the
first man.

Yeah. Try to think of the biggest
trauma.

Abuse.

He used to...

Hit me.

I felt, on the scale of zero to ten, ten
being the worst.

Ten.

Wow. Moving on to red two.

Second man. He cheated on me. The time
when he cheated on me, I felt... Out of

ten.

Ten.

I really don't want my son to go...

through a negative relationship again
with me because he witnessed everything.

He witnessed verbal and physical abuse
towards his mother.

What if we find a good man?

Just want you to be open.

My son craves having a father figure in
his life, but this time around, it has

to be the right man.

I cannot afford mistakes.

So now we're going to get into the
healing. It's time to open up your

sister.

I want you to visualize yourself cutting
all of those negative energetic cords

that hold all of the negative emotions.

Cut those cords.

Let it go.

Good job.

Good job.

Oh, my God.

Congratulations, sister. Were you able
to cut those cords? Yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

You did it. I feel nothing but light. I
feel good. And moving on, that's where

you regain your power.

That's what I'm talking about.

Coming up next, I have to make a lot.

I always thought my mom was 65 years
old.

If not, they said she was 80. So I might
be older than you, honey.

That would make me so happy.

I know.

Let's go up and lay.

Coach is here.

Can you walk?

Oh, good.

Hi, Code.

Hey, Lisa. How are you? How are you?

Good. It's warm today.

Yeah. Good helping.

Thank you. Kristen.

I can't get one.

You want to carry it?

Okay, here.

Close to your teammate.

Make a pass back. Pass to me.

Soccer is huge in our house.

This year, Max and Sebastian were
accepted into Manchester City Academy,

is a big deal.

Boom. You run backward.

And then because their dad is such a
stage dad, it requires also private

training. That makes my schedule ten
times busier.

But I believe if we support them, at
least one of them will make it to the

leagues, and that's our retirement plan.

Faster, Max.

Come,

come, come.

Faster, faster.

Hi. Can you see me? Yes. Max.

How's your day going?

My day is good.

Where are we with the site? Did you see
what I was showing you to add the

product names in black? I love that. I
think it looks really good. I'm really

excited about everything that's
happening with Minero.

Since last year, we have a whole new
team. We're rebranding. It's going more

editorial, and we're adding some new
products.

When you hit shop, can we get the
categories so people don't have to

much to get to what they want?

Our goal is to compete with the very
best of non -maternity fashion.

So I don't want people to look at me and
be like, oh, yeah, it looks good for

maternity wear.

It looks good, period. We cannot have
any more delays, no, because when we go

live, we go live. My haters are going
to... have a front row seat to all the

success that's coming. Lisa, Sergio also
came for you on Twitter, posting that

his friend funded your eight -figure
business.

No one has ever funded my business.

You are the wicked witch of the Middle
East.

Caroline came after my business.

She came after my character.

She really did hurt me. But deep down, I
don't think she's a witch. I just think

sometimes she's a bitch.

Thank you so much. Thank you. Make a
pass.

Can you go do a lap? Go do a lap. On
your mark.

Go.

Well done. Yes.

Good shot.

It's gorgeous.

Come enjoy.

Thank you.

Hello.

How are you, my love?

You okay?

Very good.

It's such a beautiful place, isn't it?

Good afternoon, how are you? Hi, good
afternoon, how are you?

I think today's a celebration, so I
would like to order champagne.

Champagne, yes. Two.

So we get two champagnes? Yes.

Perfect. Thank you. Thank you.

How are you?

Good. You look gorgeous.

You too.

I brought you a guest.

Okay, what is the meaning for this one?
It really represents who I am, right?

Right. I might look like a baton, but
there's so much sweetness and juices and

deliciousness in it, just like you. As
long as it's not breathing, I'm good

it. Chanel and I had a terrible year.
Our relationship was contentious at the

best of times.

Cleanse the energy, ladies. Nothing's
going to cleanse this energy. I can't

this woman.

I'm actually way more successful than
you. Chanel, you have to shut up.

We both just parked it, so let's just
start afresh.

So when she says I'm prickly but sweet
on the inside, that is the biggest

compliment she's ever paid me. I will
take it.

Did you enjoy Beyonce?

Oh, my God, yes.

Me too.

Beyonce was, like, literally next to me.
I partied with her mom.

Beyonce's mom?

I was looking for you guys. I was like,
I don't see them.

You win.

I win on Beyonce. I win.

Yeah, I win.

So may I take your order?

Do you like salmon?

I love everything you order. Just bring
us a bit of, like, rolls.

California roll. Maybe especially tuna.
Yeah.

How have you been?

I'm okay, just like starting back to
school. How's Yasmin?

Because Tad is going to college. I'm
sure Yasmin is going to college too. I'm

going on an American tour now.

We just did that in the summer when we
were in America. We went to see

Harvard, Princeton.

Which one did you like the best?

I loved Princeton the most.

Which university are you guys going to
see?

Yasmin wants UCLA, wants Washington.

You know, the trouble with our kids,
they're so used to living here.

In the bubble. Yeah. Yeah, they can go
party, do whatever they come like. They

don't have to worry.

They can get caps by themselves.

Like, you can't do that in America.
Yeah, and that's my worry of Taj.

In Dubai, you can just let your children
run around.

You feel safe. So even thinking about
Taj going to America, I'm like, super

paranoid. They're going to university
soon in America, where me and dad won't

there all the time, you know?

That's the point, no?

I want to buy a chip to put in Tad's
body.

I'm in a mental state right now where I
want to be happy.

I've been sad a lot lately, not going to
lie. I've been really, really angry.

How do you have a Beyonce?

What's to be upset about?

What's there to be upset about?

It's just that since I opened up my FGM
story, I actually got attacked so much

by my own people. Yeah, it was so bad.

Why? Because I come from a culture that
nobody talks about it. Me opening up my

story wasn't something I was ever going
to talk about. I've never even told my

closest friends.

But last year, Sarah actually encouraged
me to open up.

This will help you.

I will help you. I'm here because of
her. She recommended this. Right. I'm so

proud of her.

So how would you describe your life,
say, from 5 to 12? At 5 years old, my

and my grandma came to pick us up.

And they just tied us on the bed and we
were circumcised.

Then the person I opened up to went to
the media and told them I'm playing

victim with my story.

She was literally attacking me just as
much as everybody else.

I was literally in shock.

I was angry for me. I was sad for me.
Why make me open up to you and do this

me? It made me go back into a cocoon,
like shut up.

Don't talk about it, don't say anything
about it. I want to do good, but I just

don't know how to do without talking
about it.

I would go the absolute opposite way.

I would go loud.

I don't know, man. When that story came,
I was locking myself in the room and

crying hours.

I'm shocked someone like Sarah made such
a faux pas because I think that would

be extremely obvious to anybody that
that is not appropriate for that

I absolutely think it's not right what
happened.

Yeah.

Can we get another glass of champagne?

Sure. By the way, I have to make you
laugh. I went to Africa to see my mom. I

always thought my mom was 65 years old.

It's not.

They did something with that. They said
she was 80. So I might be older than

you, honey.

That would make me so happy and
absolutely hilarious.

How do we check?

There must be a way to tell. Like dogs?
Do we look at your canines?

They checked her teeth. I think, no, it
was the teeth, I think. They checked

from the teeth to tell her. I mean, I'm
going to drag you into some hospital and

hold you down. Oh, yeah, please.

Last year, Chanel dined out on my age.
She's 50.

I'm still a child.

Maybe this is a new millennial thing.

No, she's not millennial. She's old. If
Ayaan is older than me, I mean, how

ironic. If I could rip out one of her
teeth now at this brunch, I would.

I think I could be 50.

You're not 50.

Black don't crack, so... Well, you look
good, to be fair.

Our friend group, everybody's really
hot. I'm the hottest.

I'm actually having a lot of fun. Are
you having fun? Yes, this is me having

fun.

Coming up next... You got to know
Stanbury a little bit at Atlantis. She

watching you like a hawk for some
reason. She said that you fell over

Hi, how are you?

I'm going to just have a look at the
menu. I'm waiting for a friend.

Hello, hello.

Hello.

How are you?

You look amazing.

I want to get something healthy and this
golden immune fix.

Looks like it's right up my alley. Okay,
I'm not going to go the healthy route.

I'm going to go the caffeine route. So
let me do iced latte.

Thank you so much.

Talene is one of my closest girlfriends
in Dubai.

I've known her for almost a decade.

We are crazy.

But the best part is crazy.

This is super cute.

It is cute.

It gives me like New York vibe. What
part of New York is this?

Brooklyn. I liked it.

How's Rafi? I miss him so much.

He knew I was coming here. I literally
find an opportunity to play golf.

I mean, at this rate, he better be on
the PGA with how much he's playing.

living in L .A. for about nine years,
moving to Dubai was rough because all I

knew was my husband. I didn't have any
friends here. I didn't have any family

here. Nine years ago, there were a lot
less Americans in Dubai.

And Caroline, she was the first friend
that I met. I just saw an American flag

on her face. I was like, hallelujah.

I need some Rafi cooking. I need some,
like, tomahawk steak. Yes.

And, like, what does he call that cherry
chewy thought?

You call her at 2 in the morning, and
you're, like, face on the side of the

road, and you need a ride home.

Caroline's the one that you will call
and she will pick up. She might talk to

you for two hours on the phone, but
maybe you need that at that moment. You

what I mean? So tomorrow, Lisa invited
all of the girls to come to, like, a

day. Do you want to come?

Yeah. You got to know Sanbury a little
bit at Atlantis, the Royal. Yeah, I did.

She was there, like, watching you like a
hawk and then proceeded to call me the

next morning.

What did she say?

She said that you fell over and, like,
legs up.

Okay, and?

I literally scooped you up with one hand
and handed you a drink to continue.

As you do. That's what we do.

I don't like that. I don't like that she
said that. No, she was like, oh, is

that how she has fun?

Yeah, that is how she has fun.

Caroline and I have developed this
amazing friendship over the past year.

She's one of my closest friends in Dubai
now.

But when she came after Talene.

It really rubbed me the wrong way, and
I'm going to have to lean back no matter

what. Is it happy hour? Girl, I need one
of those nights. Yeah.

What a beautiful day.

The weather is good. The weather is
finally perfect. We look good.

Lisa, you didn't say it was going to be
in the beach, bitch.

What the hell?

Oh, my God. Next time, wedges. Oh, my
God.

Thank God you got a Brazilian.

Oh, wow.

Oh, thank you.

Should we start with the champagne?

Right now, yes? Yes, we'll start with
the champagne.

And lobster, oyster.

All right, thank you so much.

Enjoy.

It's good because it's a big troll. I
cannot see some of their faces.

I can't go down if I don't want to look
at them.

I'm looking forward to seeing some more
than others.

Thank you, my darling.

So I went to lunch with Caroline. I
brought a gift.

What did you bring her?

Pineapple.

It's like, you know, like this hard
exterior, but inside it's like sweet,

gorgeous. But you never know what you
get with a pineapple. Sometimes it's

Anything you need, I'm here, honey,
okay?

It's going to the beach, not war.

It can be war, honey, it can be war.

Keep your friends close and your enemies
closer.

This is so pretty.

I love it.

Thank you.

My dress is ridiculous. Wait till you
see what she's wearing.

Oh, my God. I mean, they don't get any
higher than that. I would be on my hands

and knees.

I heard you guys had a nice lunch. Yes.

We had the best time, actually. Don't
steal my best friend.

I actually believe you guys have so much
things in common. You always say that.

We both have a shopping habit. We're
both like Birkins.

True.

I feel we got off on the wrong foot.

Maybe I misjudged you.

I mean, time will tell if it was a
misjudge.

Coming up next.

How the f*** do I use my story to be a
victim, Sarah? I never said you're

playing victim. Yeah, you did. I gave
you my shoulder to cry on. Yeah, before

you put a knife on my back.

I feel we got off on the wrong foot.

Maybe I misjudged you.

I mean, time will tell if it was a
misjudge.

But... I know, I didn't want to say
anything. You always follow a compliment

then take it back.

Last year, Lisa and I did some awful
things to each other. Focus on being in

Jeffrey Epstein's notebook.

You, you're the former escort.

In Miami. Let me tell you, if I was an
escort girl, I would have been a rich

bitch.

But Ayaan has always said that I would
get on the best with Lisa, which I'm not

sure, but let's see. I think both of us
are ready to try.

Here's to new beginnings.

Please, God.

Please, God.

All right, we're here.

Let's have fun.

Nobody look at my cooch.

Let's go, Donut. Let's hope there's a
pool somewhere for you, Sarah.

I've got your whole breath.

My breath, I only know.

Wow wow wow what a cute place What

are

we

drinking guys I'll take a spicy
margarita. I think I will do a spicy

too, please. Thank you.

So, ladies, I brought us all together
today.

It's winter.

Dubai winter.

I just want to have fun.

Keep the shade a bay.

Where's Sergio? How's Sergio?

He's good. He's gone to a meeting.

He dropped me off. And our husbands are
where?

It's hard to find good men. Are you
picky?

No.

I just want the guy who's kind,
empathetic, and I'm spiritual, so I want

who's spiritual. It's not an archivist.
I attract narcs. You have to carry a

little smazerooski.

It's a little bit drunk.

There you go.

Did she consume a bottle of tequila
before? I have no idea.

So you guys met in the States, or you
guys met in Dubai? We met here. Oh,

Yeah, she was my first friend here.

What's your background? I'm Armenian.

Okay. But born and raised in the States.
Virginia.

I moved to L .A. when I was 17.

I wrote music. I was fine with Jamie
Foxx. Went on tour with Christina

And I opened up for Sting. Sorry, I'm
dropping names.

I hate that.

I always thought I would be in
California for the rest of my life.

But when I met the love of my life, my
husband, Rafi, I kind of had to choose,

do I want to pursue music or love and
move all the way across the globe?

That's what I did. And it was totally
worth it.

Guys, let's talk about Beyonce. We were
in the VVIP area.

Did not see you, Jose.

In all fairness, we had the same
tickets. Like, we were going to be

same. No, I wasn't. Yes, you were. No,
you weren't. Stop lowering my standards.

I had you fell down and your ass was out
of the vagina.

Pauline, face planted. What face
planted? All I saw was an ass and a G

I think Sergio saw a vagina.

It was a great time.

Sergio saw your vagina. He loved you.
Oh, really?

I'm glad I waxed that day.

I love it. Paul was not that serious. He
fell like a little topple. It wasn't a

topple. It was a face plant.

Well, that means you had a good time.

Caroline, you can't be serious. What are
you trying to do here?

Are you trying to humiliate Colleen or
what? Like, what is this?

Why is my vagina a roundtable talk?

Did I take a bit of a stumble? Maybe.

But the vajay never made a cameo. I
mean, I can get a little assy, but,

most of the time I'm classy.

Can we have a top -up waiter?

Brooks, enough alcohol.

Enough. Is that it?

Yeah. It's way over.

All right, I'm just going to go to the
bathroom.

I've never seen her like this. Why is
she so, like, she's, like, 100.

I don't know what's happening.

So recently I've been doing spiritual
therapy with like healers and shamans

Bali. And I just made Brooke started as
well.

Well, she told me about that. It's going
to take more than a shaman. It's

beautiful. When you do spiritual
therapy, it's like you go deep into your

Are you okay? No, I'm not okay. What's
wrong?

To hear you speak like that, it really,
really makes me so confused, Sarah.

Why? Because just like what you're doing
with Brooks, I really trusted you. I

literally opened up to you about my
story. Then I see you calling me a

and going everywhere.

When did I say you used your story to be
a victim?

It was all over. I said your story is
not an excuse for you to be mean to

people. How the f*** do I use my story
to be a victim, Sarah? I never said

you're playing victim. Yeah, you did.

You did. It was everywhere.

I gave you my shoulder to cry on, and I
was there for you during your therapy.

Your husband and you called me to thank
me. Yeah, before you put a knife on my

back.

I was there for you during your therapy.
Your husband and you called me to thank

me for everything.

Yeah, before you put a knife on my back.

Stop, Chanel. You don't need to go low.

Everyone who told me you've been
speaking about me behind my back. Why

call her a victim?

Exactly. Reflecting. Because.

Stop. Stop. Stop.

You apologize.

I am. Stop.

I want to enjoy my bread.

Could you please have this conversation
alone?

Go. Go, go, go, go, go, go.

Where are the lobsters, please?

Sit down.

Can't have a conversation with everyone
sitting.

Oh, my God. Are you okay?

Yeah, sit down.

Sarah, I was so comfortable with you.

And then when that interview came out, I
felt like you betrayed me. I was really

hurt by you saying that. And I was hurt.
She went on Twitter telling people that

I don't want any businesses and that I'm
broke.

No, no, let's not go there. I posted a
picture of myself with a beautiful

You wrote...

Oh, now you're modeling, Sarah, on
Twitter? Yeah.

I thought it was funny.

I genuinely hope they can resolve it.
We're ready to have some fun. Let them

deal with their issues, please.

Thank you. Anybody want a top -up skinny
margarita?

Are we good? Skinny margarita?

Who? You and I?

Okay, I just want to make sure we're all
good. Why?

You've been talking to Caroline about
the vajay, and the way it was brought to

me was you were like, I can't believe
Talene behaved like this.

I said that to you?

Yeah. I think that we can all agree that
the 7 o 'clock a .m. phone calls should

stop from Caroline. I won't call you
again. Good pleasure.

Brooks and I are super close. We speak
every single day. If Brooks had any

feelings towards what I was saying, why
wouldn't she just tell me in the first

place? We're on the phone having a
conversation.

She said absolutely nothing, chuckled
along with me, like everything was fine.

I never said, is this how you're going
to be? I said, I found that funny.

Well, if it was in a joking way. No, it
was in a joking way. Okay, good.

Good. That's good.

Lobster or prawns? Lobster. Good.

Lobster. And Caroline, lobster or
prawns?

I like how I'm the one serving you guys.
No, thank you.

I'll have a prawn, actually.

So what you're trying to say is I went
and said something bad about you. So you

don't tell the whole world that I'm a
victim of my story. I said you cannot

victimize yourself and hurt people
because you were hurt.

Don't bleed the people that didn't cut
you. Sarah, do I look like somebody who

bleeds?

What?

All I want you for me is to say, Ayaan,
you know what? I hear you. You trusted

me. You opened up to me. And I put salt
and vinegar into the pain.

is you victimize yourself because you
want to be the center of attention, and

it's true. I am center of attention.

See, there you go.

I don't even want the sorry from you.
I'm okay. We don't need to apologize to

each other. It's okay. Just don't
pretend to be this kind, caring, loving

being. I don't pretend. You are not a
good person. Maybe you should check your

soul. Maybe you should buy your own
clothes, Chanel. I do like you. I do.

borrowing. I do. You're full of shit.
You're full of shit, too.

Instead of doing all these space
surgeries, get your soul surgery.

Because your soul...

Look, gold leaf and caviar. Oh, my God.

This is beautiful.

Are we good?

No, we can never be good because nobody
can hold their accountability and

apologize. I apologize. I don't need
your apology.

Whoa. Yeah, exactly. And I meant what I
said. I'm not taking it back. I don't

need you to validate who I am. I know
who I am. I didn't validate who I am. We

should all take a shot. Who wants a
shot?

The service is a little bit slow. I'm
not going to lie.

Can we please get a round of tequila?

Next time on The Real Housewives of
Dubai.

Hello, Grandma.

My mom is flying in from Miami.

We're going to buy this.

Oh, this is going to get old.

The plan is to get her to move here.

Do you think it's normal that you go
with your ex -husband seven days to the

.S.? Even if we became a family again,
you could still live with me.

You're kidding me. I'm kidding.

Who wants a shot?

Make sure you wax your vagina this time.

You've been winding stuff up with
Talene. Excuse me. You disrespected my

Ridiculous. Why would Sam Mary just
leave right now? Because she's a fucking

dumb bitch. No, don't say that.