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It was not supposed
to be like this.
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I've been poisoning
you since last year.
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You were supposed
to die in a few months.
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Slowly, until now.
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No one would have
realized it was me.
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Everything would've worked well.
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It all went smoothly.
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'Cause?
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'Cause I heard the news all morning
and I don't have any more time.
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I'm sorry, it was going to be better.
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But we had no time.
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I can't get to sleep.
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But its almost...
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Almost eight.
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Go to your room.
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I'll be right there.
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What do you want?
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My parents have lent me
the house with one condition.
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Let's do nothing.
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Look, Xo, you should sleep.
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Being a child is a bitch, I know,
but that's how things are.
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But in my home I don't
go to bed until 10.
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Look,
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in this neighbourhood
children go to bed early.
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'Cause otherwise...
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The Abominable Snowman comes.
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But there's no snow here.
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Tell him that when he
comes to pick you up.
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Your uncle is wrong.
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He's my cousin, not my uncle.
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Yes, my dear, it does not snow in
Mexico City. Any idiot knows that.
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But many, many years ago, there was
a snowstorm that covered the city.
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It came from the distant region
of Nepal and stopped here.
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For 40 days,
the sun barely came out.
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Snowing every day.
People could not get out.
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And therefore it took them so much
time to understand what was happening.
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Many children disappeared
from their homes.
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You know what happened to them?
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But your uncle knows, right?
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They were found... dead.
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Dead, of course.
But that was not the worst part.
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Their hearts were torn out.
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Then they realized that whoever had
done it only ate hearts of children.
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When they finally found him,
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one of the bloodiest battles in
history took place.
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The battle was so long that in 1958
the government had to make a truce.
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Benito Juarez agreed with the Snowman
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that he could live in a cold-storage container.
But on one condition:
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He could only go out at night.
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And take the kids that were
not in bed after eight.
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They don't need to be asleep,
but they must be in bed.
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They have to show good will
if they're not asleep,
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and at least be counting sheep.
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And how do we know it's him?
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He sounds a bell and has a cart
where he puts the bodies of children.
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And shouts!
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Sure...
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Is he the Bogeyman?
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If you had to choose,
choose the Bogeyman.
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That kind of being
will only abduct you.
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The Snowman from Mexico
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rips out your little heart and
before you die, you see him eat it.
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Did you hear?
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Fast, Xochitl, close your eyes.
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Close your eyes.
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Do not make any noise.
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If you have to do something,
do it well.
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She won't come out.
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Oh, the garbage man...
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or my mother will kill me.
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Scare her with the garbage man...
you're a bitch.
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Goodnight.
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97 sheep, 98 sheep, 99 sheep...
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One sheep, two sheep, three sheep...
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Bruce?
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All right?
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I heard a noise.
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I heard a noise. Go see.
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Bruce?
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Bruce, did you see?
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Alice?
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Alice?
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I heard a noise.
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I heard a noise. Go see.
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Alice?
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Alice?
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Bruce?
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All right?
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Japan, we have always believed,
was a country protected by the gods.
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But I do not believe there is a God.
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Also, if there really is a God,
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sensitive girls
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wouldn't be ashamed so,
if they had to fart.
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Good morning.
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Miss Yumi, were you looking?
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Oh, no! I'm so embarrassed.
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I saw that you did!
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Instead of God, I believe
Miss Yumi is protecting me.
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When I'm with Miss Yumi,
I feel very happy.
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00:27:31,486 --> 00:27:35,921
And uncontrollable itching sensation
grows in my breast.
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So gentle and pure...
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00:27:39,819 --> 00:27:43,821
I wonder if Miss Yumi can
make a noise so shameful.
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Just then, we felt the
anger of God toward us.
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An earthquake!
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The ground started to shake!
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00:28:01,847 --> 00:28:03,946
- Gas! Here comes the gas!
- Run!
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00:28:05,812 --> 00:28:12,698
Or maybe the black gas
was a fart from God?
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Miss Yumi!
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I do not want to die in the gas!
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If I must die...
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it's your gas I want to die in!
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Okay.
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As long as you
don't mind if it stinks.
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Miss Yumi! What a nice ass!
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Here it comes!
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Miss Yumi, it...
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It stinks!
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Miss Yumi and I have the same
kind of animal smell inside.
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I'm so happy!
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The land of the dead is not a
place for things pure and clean.
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Let us pass beyond the boundaries
of good taste and become one.
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Miss Yumi!
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I think I have to fart.
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I am
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not an intruder,
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nor a stranger,
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nor someone else.
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Ironic, is it not?
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You've changed.
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You've changed.
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Marked.
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And you know?
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You are not brave.
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Neither unique nor original.
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You are so trivial.
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So primitive.
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I don't even remember
how I ended up here.
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I...
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I came involuntarily.
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Without worry.
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Now?
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I give up?
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I haven't considered this aspect.
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I didn't know this would happen.
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I...
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The one who has ceased to exist.
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The one who isn't anymore.
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What's wrong, Kawabe?
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Help me, please.
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Not yet!
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Fucking sick!
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Fucking sick!
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Don't you dare!
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Wait, wait. No!
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Give me another chance!
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00:58:07,677 --> 00:58:10,670
Here! Beautiful, isn't it?
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00:58:14,783 --> 00:58:16,564
You brought something else, Shane?
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00:58:16,637 --> 00:58:19,660
Don't. I'm scared of bird flu.
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00:58:19,851 --> 00:58:23,299
Come on, there was a lot of
traffic and I took this bird.
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00:58:23,417 --> 00:58:25,563
Why buy it then?
Was it expensive?
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Do not tell me that you
have spent all my money.
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00:58:29,683 --> 00:58:31,706
Not expensive, look.
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So what?
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Watch!
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Spin.
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That's nothing.
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All the birds know it.
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00:58:56,660 --> 00:58:59,549
Do you have something to say to mom?
Go.
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Hello, Anne. You are beautiful.
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00:59:06,679 --> 00:59:08,882
Boring. Tell me something
I don't know.
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00:59:09,207 --> 00:59:13,503
I got it just yesterday and I spent
the whole night teaching him to speak.
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Will you marry me? Marry me, please?
Marry me, please?
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Will you marry me?
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Do not be afraid, Joy.
My girlfriend doesn't know anything.
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Do not be afraid, Joy.
My girlfriend doesn't know anything.
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Who's Joy?
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What the hell... must have
learned from a movie.
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Mine is big, might hurt a bit.
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Mine is big, might hurt a bit.
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01:00:01,789 --> 01:00:04,041
Mine is big, might hurt a bit.
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01:00:05,256 --> 01:00:07,954
Oh, Shane! It great!
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01:00:08,074 --> 01:00:11,589
What the hell! Say hello
to your mother you bird!
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01:00:11,708 --> 01:00:14,108
Oh, how nice!
Shane, you're fantastic!
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01:00:30,714 --> 01:00:32,015
Damn, Shane!
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Heck, I do not believe...
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Fucking fat girl.
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So, so.
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- Look. Hey, gelatin.
- Hey, wait.
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01:43:18,859 --> 01:43:20,353
Miss, excuse me.
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You have to do
something after a while.
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- I know. Thank you. Thank you.
- You see.
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01:43:37,759 --> 01:43:40,907
Have you starred in Jurassic Park?
You were the Brontosaurus?
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Go, Go.
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01:43:56,920 --> 01:43:58,823
Oh, God, look at her.
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01:44:01,260 --> 01:44:03,185
Hey, take a break
on the peanut butter.
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01:44:03,306 --> 01:44:05,586
Oh my gosh, if I were her,
I wouldn't go out.
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01:44:05,706 --> 01:44:09,197
Oh, my God, it's true.
199
01:44:09,568 --> 01:44:11,879
For sure.
She can't climb up the stairs.
200
01:44:12,004 --> 01:44:13,996
Take a ride to the gym!
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01:44:29,599 --> 01:44:32,665
Me, with my cereal,
I can manage my summer slimness.
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Slimness, flat tummy.
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01:44:35,505 --> 01:44:37,025
Get ready for the summer.
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With low dye.
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Say no to fat!
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Rich in vitamins.
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01:44:54,505 --> 01:44:56,921
My body loves it, as you can see!
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01:45:02,245 --> 01:45:04,651
Diet cereals make me lose weight
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01:45:04,766 --> 01:45:06,913
and help me stay in shape.
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01:45:25,942 --> 01:45:27,874
Me, for my hair, I use Protif!
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01:47:54,639 --> 01:47:57,081
Me, with my cereal,
I can manage my summer.
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01:47:57,293 --> 01:47:59,476
With low dye, rich in vitamins...
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My body loves it, as you can see!
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01:53:58,351 --> 01:54:03,482
Our technology is simple.
Even an inferior nation can use it.
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01:54:04,658 --> 01:54:07,652
It is fully automatic
and indestructible.
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01:54:20,923 --> 01:54:23,364
Our talented personnel
are totally talented.
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01:54:23,482 --> 01:54:26,053
And our shitty bastards
are perfectly shitty.
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01:54:26,338 --> 01:54:33,201
White means white-skinned human.
Not black, nor yellow, nor red.
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01:55:04,265 --> 01:55:07,253
Ever since Kunta Kinte
was abducted by America,
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the blacks have harbored
a hatred for the whites.
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01:57:43,838 --> 01:57:47,086
We yellow people love tangerines!
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01:57:50,876 --> 01:57:53,944
Japanese are superior sons of bitches!
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01:58:06,713 --> 01:58:08,406
My Emperor!15472
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