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man, get off my back

get your face off my neck, I can't see anything

would you get your elbow out of my ear?

after Colin moves his face

stop moving

oh, great, great, this is great

now we're sliding into closets

what's next, landing inside a brick wall?

can that happen?

not a chance

there's a densitometry circuit that

that if you ask me, needs a lot of work

well, nobody asked you

QBall, how long we here for?

nine hours

instead of arguing, wouldn't you rather try to find out where we are?

why can't we do both?

look, I need a drink

yeah, me too

where'd this come from?

is it my imagination or does Maggie and my brother argue a lot?

oh, I wouldn't worry about it

you do what we do, you get a little tense at times

yeah, but this morning she called him a name I never even heard of

well, she used to be a Marine

what do we have here? Zucchini juice? beet frapp�? frozen okra whip?

what is this, health Nut Earth?

the broccoli and soda sounds good

I don't see why you're blaming me

you're the one who broke the law

I swatted a mosquito

on a world where you knew it was an endangered species

how the hell was I supposed to know that?

you're gonna tell me you did not see one of the signs?

and I think the cop would've let you off with a warning

if you hadn't yelled at her

that was not yelling, you haven't heard yelling

hey, Quinn, I wouldn't call it yelling

thanks for the support, bro

thank you very much, you see that?

there you have it, even your own brother thinks you're wrong

hi, my name's Damon, can I be of assistance?

no

why the negativity? I'm your friend

okay, then why don't you mind your own business, friend?

the difference is, you

ma'am, I'm a licensed facilitator,

and I think your dosage needs a little adjustment

I think your nose needs a little adjustment

I think you're yelling again

that is not yelling, that is not yelling

this is yelling

this is I really don't want to hear about it

and this is, you are gonna finish this discussion with me right now

Maggie? Maggie? Maggie, what happened? what did you do to her?

what's wrong with her? Maggie?

can you hear me?

Quinn

what if you found a portal to a parallel universe?

what if you could slide into a thousand different worlds

where it's the same year and you're the same person,

but everything else is different?

and what if you can't find your way home?

easy, easy does it

easy does it, easy as pie, pie is good and so am I

she seems better than before

oh, I am better than ever, as a matter of fact, I feel like dancing

anybody care to join me?

Maggie?

what is this?

what did you give her?

Tranquol, standard mood elevator

why? she needed it

I'd say you do, too

Colin

that's a little dart, isn't that clever?

hey, I don't understand your aggressive behavior

testosterone imbalance?

Quinn, have you ever wondered why we have so many fingers?

Colin, listen to me

I am, you sound orange

you have to, what?

he's hearing colors

and seeing sounds

and tasting aromas, it's fantastic, man

it's like I'm one with the universe

you are so cute

okay, okay, okay, look, look, look

just remember you're still with friends, all right?

yeah

if it gets spooky, just let me know, I'll talk you through it

have you seen things like this before?

yeah, once or twice

see? nothing to worry about, everything's fine

where's Maggie?

you look, I'll stay here with finger boy

okay

oh, man

Maggie

Maggie? it's Quinn

you still think everything is fine?

I don't get it, Tranquol shouldn't do this

our clinic's on the next block

has she had a reaction to Tranquol before?

she's never taken any

never?

most unusual

well, let's see what she is taking

no infuser?

well, you have one, don't you?

infuser?

medication dispenser

no, we don't have those

how's that possible?

we're not from around here

but I thought everybody was using infusers these days

well, not quite

there are still some more primitive parts that are dispensing medications orally

areas of Canada, for example

yeah, that's right, we're a bit behind the times up there

so you don't know what her regular prescription is?

I'm afraid not

well, then we better play it safe and just neutralize all the drugs in her system

with a dose of Troxoprine

oh, it's pharmaceutical grade

not the impure bootleg street stuff, nothing to worry about

you keep saying that

it shouldn't take long to do its work

in the meantime, why don't you just stay here and relax and

is she gonna be all right?

absolutely, absolutely, be just a second

I'm not sure, but I think it's Quinn Mallory

no, but I do have his companion under restraints

okay

I'll do the best I can, but get here quickly, okay? thanks

Damon, the DEA doesn't want us to wait,

so I'll distract him and you tranq him?

it's about time, where's Maggie?

I'll tell you later, we've got to move, how's Colin?

he's coming down, he had a little snack so he passed out

all right, well, then we'll have to carry him because we cannot stay here

okay, don't tell me

our little friend with the happy darts is coming back?

with reinforcements

yes, that's the man

that's Mallory, all right, busted twice for non-possession

jumped bail a year ago and ran off to Mexico

I'd heard he died of an underdose

same here, guess we were wrong?

it's a safe bet that Mallory snuck back into the country

to spread more of his anti-drug propaganda

a guy like that shouldn't be on the street

he'll be apprehended, sir

let's move out

where's Mallory's partner in crime?

right this way

I did a complete blood work-up on her and apparently

she's never had any significant pharmacotherapy

nothing? nothing

nothing at all?

poor, dumb kid

think everybody's on something?

everybody but us

well, that explains the brain-dead grins

what it doesn't explain is what they have against the local Quinn

he's obviously no friend of the powers that be

we find him, maybe he helps us spring Maggie

yeah, well, we're gonna need help,

especially with Colin out of the play

how long is he gonna sleep like this?

I knew a roadie once who crashed for three days

didn't even twitch when the drummer set him on fire

somebody set him on fire?

it wasn't on purpose, hold on, hold on, signs of life

hey, hey? how do you feel?

and please don't say hungry

I feel, I feel ordinary

lost touch with the universe?

all the sensations are gone

good

not good, I want more

no, you don't

yes, I do, I mean, you've gotta try it

it's important to experience new sensations

science demands it

yeah, well, the next time science calls, don't answer

oh, there he is

who?

hey, come back here

more, I want more

Colin, get back here

Colin, Colin, wait up

more, please, give me more, come on, give

Colin?

there they are, Tranq them

let's go

now talk to me, how did Mallory get back across the border?

now why won't you enlighten me?

loosen these straps and I'll enlighten you but good

no can do, honey, you'd hurt yourself

not before I hurt you

well, now, a woman with spirit

we'll fix that

we certainly will, I've got a prescription here

that will take care of those anti-social impulses you're experiencing

and your system is all ready for it now

oh, no, you stay away from me, lady, no, this won't hurt a bit

yes, no

yes, much better

yes, yes, there we go

good

yes

agent Lowell, sir?

I'm sorry, sir, the other two got away

well, what have we here?

he says he's Quinn's brother

Colin Mallory, and you are?

Fletcher Lowell, Special Agent, Drug Empowerment Administration

tell me, Colin, how did your brother get here?

the same way I did, we slid through an inter-dimensional gateway

vortex wormhole thingamabob

is that a fact?

yeah, my brother invented it, he's a genius from a parallel universe

I am also from such a place

very different from this world

been drug-deprived a tad too long, haven't you, Colin?

based on recent experiences,

I'd have to say yeah

hi, Maggie

is that where they have Maggie?

there's the drugmobile, they must've brought Colin here, too

yeah, just like you figured

less than six hours

so, what's the plan?

give me a minute to think

we don't have a minute

hi, hi

we've gotta go get them

they almost got us last time, this time they're ready

okay

follow that van

why?

I'm in a good space right now, a really mellow mindset

come on, man, start the car

hey

maybe that'd get you started

I hear you

but the heavy-duty materialist bag is not where I'm coming from

I can't get behind it

you better get behind that wheel

stay loose, you're gonna make me forget my mantra

we don't have that long

I'm gonna go in

you're not going back in there?

why not? the doctor's gone

maybe her office has some record of where they're taking Colin and Maggie

you'd think a place like this would have more security

I don't even see an alarm system

no, no cameras either

okay, do we break the glass or pick the lock?

I don't even see a lock

okay, she doesn't care about her magazines

but she'll lock up her office, right?

possibly not

I guess with everybody so blissed out, they don't have a huge crime problem

they may not even have cops here

just paramedics with tranquilizer guns and, Remmy?

your double needs a haircut

haircut and a bath

staying off drugs won't hurt you, people

there's nothing dangerous about getting low

so don't listen to the lies of the government

and the pharmaceutical conglomerates

tune out, turn off and drop in, people

do you hear me? am I getting through?

so that's why they don't like you

yeah, I'm an anti-drug agitator

last known whereabouts, Ensenada

and that was months ago, if the DEA can't find him, how are we gonna?

odds are, we won't

but at least we'd be able to find Maggie and Colin

oh, wait a minute

transferred this date to Reorientation Compound Four

doesn't sound good, is there an address?

yeah, 1402 Elm Street

this is a rather upscale neighborhood for a Reorientation Compound

here's 1402

no guards, no gates, doesn't seem right

where's the Beaver?

oh, hello, again

honey, we've got company

Quinn, Remmy, how marvelous to see you

so good of you boys to drop by

what is this?

reorientation

you're stoned out of your skulls

you say that like it's a bad thing

it is

Maggie, that stuff almost killed you

oh, please

that dosage was all wrong, but they fixed that now

we appreciate your concern, but we're fine

we feel good about ourselves

really good

and that's why we've decided to stay

you what?

we decided that we're not going to slide with you

look, you're in no shape to make decisions

well, you're not gonna force us to leave, are you?

no, no, of course not

oh, heaven forbid

good, well, then why don't you sit down

make yourselves comfortable

okay? that's it

now Maggie's gonna make you some hot cocoa

oh, I'll help you, dear

goody

four more hours and Maggie's making cocoa

we're just gonna have to play along until they slide, then carry them out

I don't think they'll go for it

they'll thank us later

they don't look happy

no, they don't, we have to help them

I totally agree

they'll thank us later

cocoa

yummy, yummy cocoa bunny

there, boys

look, are they giving you this reading material?

Drugs are your Friends, Domestic Bliss Made Easy

Illustrated History of Psychopharmacology

we just started that one, the first chapter's on Sigmund Freud,

the father of modern pharmacotherapy

he was studying dreams or something,

but then he discovered lithium

threw all his previous work away and started all over as a biochemist

oh, come on, let's go, oh

all units, we have a medical alert at Compound Four, Unit 1402

we have reason to believe the fugitives may be there

all units respond, oh, great

Colin, Maggie, come on out

we can't stand violence

bully

it's all over, would you two get out here?

we gotta go

well, what about them?

you think you can drag them along and outrun these guys?

come on, we'll come back later

say again? Mallory struck him?

yes, sir, fortunately, he's all right

it's my fault, I should've gotten here faster

post a lookout, then hustle back here

right

Damon's gonna need some help to tackle Mallory

doctor, whip up a cartridge of Decimide

is that really necessary?

Mallory's become violent

the fastest way to nail a sociopath like that is to fight fire with fire

agent Lowell, you are asking me to give Damon a drug that could be lethal

I'm not asking you

I'm ordering you

well

I'll do as you say, but I'm having difficulty coping with that

physician, heal thyself

you're absolutely right

it's time for extra-strength Tranquol

four out of five doctors recommend it

it won't be easy dragging those two through the slide

even if we can, what happens when their infusers run out?

serious withdrawal, it won't be pretty

it could be dangerous

we might slide into a world where they don't know how to treat it

so we gotta get them detoxed before we slide?

yeah, when Maggie had her system cleaned out,

the doctor used something called Troxoprine

sneaking back into that clinic twice, pushing our luck

wouldn't help anyway

Troxoprine's something even these people keep locked up

but Damon said there was a black market for the stuff

maybe we could find some on the street

worth a shot

now look, Damon, here's the bottom line, Mallory is a menace

his drug-starved mind's blown all its fuses

taking him down's gonna require a volunteer with some starch in his shorts

I'd like to volunteer, sir

good

now, the doctor's gonna give you a mild stimulant

now, it's gonna rev you up enough

so you can use force to bring in Mallory

now, I know it's extreme

no, if you think it's necessary, sir, that's good enough for me

you're all right, kid

this is nice

yes, isn't it? no conflicts, no aggression

just a sense of peace and well-being

except

except what? aren't you happy?

oh, yeah, I'm happy,

but I don't know, shouldn't we be doing something?

we're doing what we're supposed to be doing

adjusting to our medication

and experiencing a more enjoyable lifestyle

and learning new skills

maybe that's what I need

a new skill, something to do

good idea, how about this?

baking

I'll try anything once

Troxoprine? I might be able to help you out there, how much you need?

enough for two

well, how big a dose?

you just want to clear your heads a little or get completely clean?

completely clean

totally grounded? good choice

you haven't lived till you've kicked

but getting dry ain't cheap

two Virgin Marys, that runs into money

all right, how much?

well, understand, my product's the best, guaranteed uncut

how much?

lotta Troxy out there wouldn't scour a lab rat, but I don't touch it

right, got a location on Mallory, an alley next to 1125 Gould

he's trying to score some Troxoprine from one of our undercover agents

I'll bring him in, sir

I'm sure you will, doctor?

get a move on, get a move on

while you still remember where you're going

you know the last time I authorized a Decimide intervention,

it was up in Monterey, in '95

seal population up there had exploded

Coast Guard was called out to blow the little beggars off the pier

with high-pressure hoses

and a bunch of tree-huggers in sandals were ripping out their infusers

and lying down right in front of the Guard

we sent in two D'ed-up facilitators, it was just two

there were hippies and baby seals flying all over that harbor

I want you to sign a DI 1029 form right away

so I can fax it up to Sacramento

well, of course

Decimide

has never been administered

from this facility before,

and I will not be held responsible for whatever Damon does out there

now I know you're proud of the therapeutic reputation of this clinic, Helena

but don't worry, your pretty white smock won't get soiled

are you sure the Tranquol is kicking in for you?

perhaps I'm developing a tolerance

well, doctor, in your position you can't let that happen

I think you better kick up the dose a little?

and I don't even make much profit on Troxy

but I like to think I'm making a contribution

have you got the stuff or not?

well, of course I have it, but we gotta agree on terms first,

and I want you to know what you're getting

look, all we're getting is a run-around

hey, hey, wait up, come on, let's negotiate

don't you guys wanna make a deal here?

Damon?

he looks different somehow

that ought to stop him

yeah, but it won't

what the devil is that guy on? PCP? Crystal meth?

we gotta find another way out of here

we can't outrun this guy forever

there's no place to hide

a couple more hours till we slide

look, maybe we're just gonna have to take him

maybe you haven't noticed, but this guy's got a bit of an edge

that's fair

maybe we can take some of that edge away from him

hey, Damon, how you feeling? that car thing was very impressive

you are one tough guy

stay back, man, I'm telling you, stay back

I am gonna knock your head off, man

I'm sorry

a little help

get him off me

you've got to be kidding me

if he gets up again, he's all yours

why haven't we heard anything from him?

this is taking too long

prolonged use of Decimide is hazardous

doctor, take an attitude adjustment

oh, God, is the Tranquol not working?

do you think I need something stronger?

yes

Euphoridine

here

yes

much better

let me review the bidding here

car hits him, barrels hit him, I hit him, the floor hits him

even if he didn't feel it, he's gonna need a hospital

yeah, I know, but we've gotta try this first

we need his help

if he can just sweat out all those drugs

yeah, but what if he doesn't?

how much time we got left?

two hours

what if he stays hopped up enough to tear us apart?

then we better hope that's a tough chain

delicious

you don't like them

oh, no, of course I like them

Colin, you be honest with me

but you worked so hard on it, I wouldn't want to hurt your feelings

I don't think you could

not while I'm wearing this thing

I forgot, another benefit of pharmacotherapy

well, in that case, these are the worst cookies I've ever tasted

you're alive

more or less

do you remember what happened?

I feel like I was hit by a car

well

it must have been Decimide,

but they didn't tell me

I could've killed you both

yeah

just don't do it again

wait a minute, wait, they lied to me

no, they don't want you brought in, they want you dead

and they were willing to turn me into a murderer

what am I feeling?

we like to call it anger

yeah, but it's so intense, what's wrong with me?

nothing, you're normal

you're clean

clean?

no, no, no, that's dangerous

not really, yeah, sure it is, sure it is

look, people die without their prescriptions, okay?

look, I need medicine

I'm scared

I'm actually scared

so this is what it's like?

you've never been scared before?

not like this

when you're clean does everything feel so real?

sure, love, hate, passion, rage

the whole nine yards

and you know what?

some things are actually funny

Lowell says you're violent and out of control, yet

you could've killed me and you didn't

I was the one who was out of control

he's moved on to guilt, go for it

all right, listen to me, Damon

we are not a threat to you or anyone else

all we want to do is get Colin and Maggie back and then clear out

leave the city?

leave the country

it'd probably make Lowell just as happy

I can't go back to work for that guy

well, then, work with us

what would I have to do?

come on

watch yourself

God, I've never felt this kind of pain before

mind if I take an aspirin?

I'd take two

Colin? this isn't working

maybe you should try needlepoint

no, not this, this

what's wrong with it?

don't you find it a little boring?

no

maybe I would if I wasn't so content

that's it, that's it, don't you see?

we're not the same people we used to be

so?

we're better off this way, we're much happier

yeah, yeah, but I think life should be

about more than happiness

why?

easy, guys, easy, guys

they're tranqued and ready for Reorientation

what the hell happened to you?

oh, they, put up a pretty good fight, but I got them

the other two still inside?

right, good

you can return to your normal duties now

sure you don't want me to go

see to your other duties, Greg

I'll take care of this

you gonna make it?

now comes the tricky part

agent Lowell? sir, it's Damon

where are you, Damon?

Compound Four, Mallory tried to rejoin his friends

I tracked them here, I killed them all, sir

what's your condition?

not good, sir, feverish

trouble breathing, hard to move

that's side effects of the stimulant

we'll be right there

okay

she'll bring Troxoprine if I got those symptoms right

well, yeah, we only studied Decimide briefly at the academy

it's a drug that's never used

almost never

burning up, the drug

Troxoprine

thank you for making the house call, doctor

what are you doing? making sure that that really is Troxoprine

that it cleans him up and not put him to sleep for good

that's absurd, I'm a doctor

oh, come on, some doctor

you gave him Decimide without even telling him what it would do to him

I had no choice, I was ordered

doctor, stop whining, it's so unbecoming

Damon, what say you and me talk?

all right, it's Troxoprine, all right

let's go

visitors

hi, everybody

what's that, Damon?

medical adjustment

oh, yeah

goody, we could sure use one, honey?

what are you doing, Damon? stop that

you don't know what it's going to do to them, Damon

I order you to stop this

Damon, I

no, no, no

now there is going to be a major DEA investigation into all of this, I promise you

and the four of you are gonna go into Max Reorientation

all right, now put that down right there

put it down, put the box down

open it up

and the good doctor is going to lose her license

and you, you had so much promise

you just disappointed me

no, that's Ecstacide, it's much too strong for you

why did you, why did you disappoint me, Damon?

this is so amazing

thanks, Mr President

all in a good day's work, nothing more

I got a letter from Aunt Irma today

okay

your friends are completely clean

if you're sure that's what you want

that's what we want

no traces of Decimide and no lingering effects, so,

it's safe now to put you back on your normal medication

actually, I think I'm gonna stay clean for a while

it feels interesting

you won't turn me in, will you?

no

but, well, you might be making a mistake

drug therapy isn't perfect, and it could certainly be misused, but

that's an understatement

look, it made this guy feel like he could walk through walls

some of us are trying

some of you better take a hard look at yourselves

hey, guys, one minute

oh, I can't wait

amen to that

not gonna miss all of that happiness?

zombieness, liquid zombieness

hey, you guys want a cab now?

I'm back in driving mode, very direction-oriented

uh, no, thanks, we've got a ride

so you guys aren't mad at us for detoxing you?

hell no, thank you

good, just a reminder for the next world

please try not to get us in any trouble

what are you saying? that this was all my fault?

hey

you can't get away with that

they're at it again

one big, happy, sliding family

wow, this new formula

outstanding

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