Original subtitles

Excuse me, are you Yui?

Yui? Yes, I'm Yui.

Ah, nice to meet you.

What? Ah, yes.

What was it?

Do you remember the SNS chat?

Ah, what?

Yes, I'm sorry.

I'm Michael.

Microphone.

It's my first date in a long time.

It's okay. It's private.

It's okay.

Thank you.

Wait a minute. I was surprised.

I thought he was Japanese.

Yes, his name is... Michael.

Michael, yes.

Yui. Yes, Yui.

It's amazing.

It's cute.

Are you okay with me?

I'm embarrassed. It's okay.

It's amazing, Yui.

Peace.

I want

to eat with you.

Are you hungry?

I'm hungry,

but... But what?

It's okay.

Just one time. Just lunch. Just a little.

We're going to

eat

now.

Yay,

we're going to go eat now.

I'm going to go now. Peace.

Let's go eat.

Okay, cool.

Right? It's fun, isn't it? It's fun, isn't it? It's fun, isn't it? It's fun,

isn't it? It's fun, isn't it? It's fun, isn't it?

It's fun, isn't it?

It's fun, isn't it?

It's fun, isn't it? It's fun,

isn't

it?

Thank you.

What is this?

Sashimi.

Sashimi? I like it.

I like it.

What is it called?

Soy sauce. Yes, soy sauce. Do you have it?

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. That was fast.

Yui, do you have a boyfriend?

I have a boyfriend.

You don't have a boyfriend, so it's okay.

What? What? You don't have a boyfriend, so it's okay.

It's okay. It's okay.

I have a secret boyfriend. That was fast.

It was fast?

It was fast. Not yet.

Not yet? Oh, I see.

Not yet. Not yet. Maybe.

Maybe. Tomodachi friend.

Oh, tomodachi?

Special tomodachi. Special tomodachi. Tomodachi, arigatou gozaimasu.

Yastashi tomodachi.

Kirei tomodachi.

Omichirou.

Oishii? Oumai.

Karushi Nihonjin?

Nihonjin.

Aitteru? You like love?

Love. Love, love? Love, love.

Sugoi no? Demo okane hoshi.

Ah, so.

Dakara.

It's a secret voice, isn't it? It's fast, isn't it? It's fast.

But it's okay.

It's okay.

Hey, your boyfriend... What's his name? Edge.

Really?

But... I like... I

like... I like... I like... One time?

Not one time.

How do you say it? One month. One month. One month.

One month.

One month. One month. One month.

One month.

One month.

One month. One month.

One month.

One month.

One month.

One month.

One month. Every day?

Yes,

every day.

That's how it is.

Japanese men can't do that every day.

I was surprised.

I'm sorry.

I was surprised too. I'm sorry.

I was surprised too. I was surprised too. I was surprised too. I was

too. I was surprised too.

You're good at Japanese. No, internet.

What kind of... Japanese... Okay, yes, that's correct.

It's really my first time. Really?

You're kidding, right?

No, there are Japanese books.

So, just a little bit of Japanese... Okay,

yes. So,

what is it?

It's okay.

Comfortable. Comfortable.

Comfortable.

Comfortable. Comfortable.

Comfortable. Comfortable. Comfortable. Comfortable. Comfortable.

Comfortable. Comfortable.

Comfortable.

I mean Gohan.

Big size.

Gohan. Gohan.

Gohan. Gohan.

Gohan. Gohan. Gohan. Gohan. Gohan.

Gohan.

ching ching? Is it the same?

So, how big is it?

Like this?

No.

No.

What? What?

No. It's too big.

It's too big.

This?

My boyfriend is this big.

Me?

A new boyfriend?

No. I am...

I'll show you after that.

Surprise.

American joke.

Maybe.

American joke.

Have you been there?

Where?

America? Yes, New York. New York, Los Angeles.

I've been there.

What was that again?

With your boyfriend?

No, with my friend.

I said it with my friend.

When I came to America, I didn't have a big brain.

You didn't have a big brain.

No big brain. No big brain.

Did you have fun?

Yeah, it was fun.

Hey, Yui.

What are you going to do later?

Eh, but... It's 3 o 'clock, so I'm going home.

You're going home? Yeah. Eh, why?

Eh, because... Are you working tomorrow?

No, it's not.

Oh, it's not. Ah, but my boyfriend is waiting.

It's okay.

What are you talking about?

What are you talking about?

No, but it's okay. You have a little time, right?

For example... Hey, listen, listen.

For example, you are an adult.

I am not an adult either. Right?

So, for the first time in my life... Are you okay?

No, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no.

Thank you

for

watching.

Maybe like

10

minutes. Okay.

Okay.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm

sorry.

That's good.

Thank you.

Is it good?

It's good.

I'm glad.

Don't you want to drink it?

It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

I'm relaxing.

Massage? Massage?

A little bit. Are you good at massage?

Maybe not.

Okay. Ready?

Ah!

Kimochi. Kimochi. Kimochi.

Yeah, sugoi.

You like it? Jozu.

Jozu. Yeah.

Wakatta. Ah,

rilakkuma dekiru. Yeah.

Chotto matte. I'm gonna, just fukushi dake open.

Eh? Nante? Nante? Nante? Nante? Nante? Nante? Nante? Nante? Nante? Nante?

It's hot!

It's really

hot!

How is it?

It's good.

Really? Yeah.

It's the best.

It's been a while.

Yeah, it's been a while.

Is your boyfriend still coming? Not at all.

What?

He's not coming at all.

But you like him, right? I really like him.

Smell good, yes.

It smells really good.

Smells good.

It smells really good.

It smells really good. It smells really good.

It smells really good. It smells really good.

It smells really good.

Just look at me.

No, no, no, no. Okay, okay, okay. Relax, relax, relax.

Really? Really, really.

It's okay.

It's not sex, so... Wait a minute.

You don't have to look at me like that.

No, but I can't see, so it's okay.

No, no, no, no.

Wait a minute.

No, no, no, no. Wait a minute. A little, a little, a little, a little.

Like that.

Okay, it's okay. It's a massage, right? It's really a massage. No sex.

Ok, professional massage.

How is it?

Just massage it, that's all.

Wait,

that's not possible.

No,

no,

no, no, no. Okay,

okay, okay, okay. Relax, relax. Okay, okay, okay. Shh, shh, shh.

Shh, shh, shh. Just massage.

Only massage.

I'm American, so I know.

I'm

American,

so I know. Trust me.

No, that's a lie.

For example...

This is no good. This is no good. This is no good.

No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no.

No, no,

no, no.

No, no, no, no. No,

no, no, no.

Wait,

wait, wait.

This way.

What? Really? Really, really, really.

No, I can't do this. I have a boyfriend.

I can't do this.

But it's no sex, so it's okay.

No sex.

No sex. Just massaging. See?

That's right.

So, relax, okay? Relax.

Relax.

This is a massage.

This is a massage.

This is not a

massage.

This is sex.

Oh, no, no, no, no. Oh, no,

no,

no, no.

Relax, relax, relax. Relax.

Only massage, okay?

What? Yeah, who?

Who? It's not who.

Who? It's not who. It's not who.

I feel a little bit hot.

It's a little hot, isn't it? It's hot, it's hot today.

So? So I've got to cut you. I've cut you too much.

You're in that area.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's a massage. Relax, relax, relax. Massage?

It's not a massage.

Wait, wait, wait.

No, no, no.

Hmm? Love love? I mean, love hotel, right?

Love hotel, but... So, love hotel, so a little bit of love is fine.

Right?

What?

What? In America, is that so?

Yeah.

In America, there's no love hotel.

No, but it's not like that.

It's really not like that.

That's right. Then they'll get angry.

That's right.

No, it's the best. Case by case.

Okay,

just...

I can't see it. I can't

see it.

I can't see it. I can't see it.

It feels good when I eat it, but this...

Okay,

okay.

Love,

love.

I'm sorry, I don't understand Japanese.

You don't understand?

You're lying!

I'm sorry.

In English?

You can't speak English in English.

You want to see?

I see.

I've never seen something like this before. No?

It's huge!

Really?

It's my first time seeing something this big.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

It's huge!

It's huge!

With this?

Really? What's this?

It's the same.

a little bit a little bit a little

bit a little bit

It's heavy!

It's heavy!

How heavy is it?

How heavy is it?

How heavy is it? How heavy is it? How heavy is it? How heavy is it?

How heavy is it?

How heavy is it?

I've never

seen

this before.

Chocolate banana.

Chocolate banana.

Chocolate. Do you like chocolate?

I like chocolate.

I like chocolate, but I want to eat it.

I want to eat chocolate banana.

You want to eat it? I like chocolate banana.

Just a little bit is fine.

No, no. This is a little... No, no. It's no good.

Just a little. Just a little. It was really fun to go to that hotel.

So, just a little is fine.

It's really just a little bit. Just a little bit.

It's your first time, so just a little bit.

Just a little bit.

Just a little bit?

What are you going to do?

It feels good.

What should I do with this?

Just a little bit.

Just a little bit.

Just a little bit.

Just a little bit.

It doesn't taste like chocolate.

Just a little bit.

It doesn't taste like chocolate.

It doesn't taste like chocolate.

But it's sweet.

It's too big.

No, it's okay.

Is it okay?

A little more. All of it.

All of it? No, it's okay. Challenge.

All of it?

Just a little bit.

Please, Yui. A little bit.

Really? Yes.

You're good, Yui.

It's big.

It's big?

Yes. It's getting hard.

Yes. About 80%. 80 %? Yes.

Is this 80 %?

What is 100 %?

All of it.

It's too big for my mouth.

It's okay. It's a challenge.

Are you going to put it in your mouth?

Yes. It's okay. It's impossible.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Try, try, try, try.

It's so good.

It's so good.

Really? My mouth is... Your mouth is weird.

Take it easy, Hakuto -san.

I can't take it anymore. I don't want to do this. Take it easy.

You can't, you can't.

Your mouth?

You can't spit it out.

What? What? What?

What? What? What? What?

What? What?

What?

What? What?

Just like one minute.

Eh? One time.

One time?

Yeah, sex.

One time?

But you said you don't want to have sex.

Yeah, I'm glad, but it's too much. For example, one time sex?

About two minutes.

Two minutes? Two minutes.

No. Okay, one minute.

One minute.

Really?

Yeah, just feel like, ah, it feels good. Okay, that's it.

You don't want to have sex, really. Really?

Really, really. I can do it.

Just once.

Just once.

Just once.

Really.

Just once and then I'll go home.

Really.

It's a little uncomfortable, right? I know.

That's why it's okay.

One time.

Just one time, please.

One time.

Just once, really. Just once, really.

Two minutes? I'll go home with a promise.

Two minutes.

Two minutes.

Just a little bit.

Just once. Just once. Just once.

Just once.

I'm a top secret, okay?