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Are you prepared as you follow the path of marriage,

to love and honor each other

for as long as you both shall live as couple?

Stop! Noor!

What are you doing here?

Are you here to stop this wedding?

Look at that, Kitty Aunty.

Your ex-son-in-law is here.

Don't make a scene Taj.

Just hear me out, Noor.

Are you leaving or not?

Give me a minute.

What did you want to say?

Our son, Gama...

You couldn't take care of him for a single day?

-Let's go. -Noor!

What about our marriage?

Can we do the wedding first?

Wait, Monu.

I'll come back and get married to you.

Let's go.

Why are you still standing there?

You idiot!

He's a Jatt, he'll find a way to woo her again.

Come fast.

Come. Let's go.

I've heard about those crazy love stories in Chandigarh, you know.

But this isn't Chandigarh, and I'm definitely not in love.

Yet, here I am, hands up in the air.

And my legs are killing me, man.

You have invited yourself unwanted trouble, bro.

You say that because you have never been in love.

I've loved plenty of women, bro.

Problem is, none of them ever loved me back.

I don't think she's going to show up here today.

No bro, she'll come. I know she will.

Thee roses in my hands,

The dreams in my eyes,

The boundless love,

It's all just for you, my prize.

Whether I laugh or cry,

You'll be the reason why.

You're as beautiful as the divine.

I never want to let you go, you're mine.

I don't desire stars,

Nor do I dream about the moon.

You and only you is all I crave, my boon.

All I want is you.

All I want is you.

All I want is you.

This thread might be thin,

But our bond is strong within.

My love, I want to hold you close and never give in.

This thread might be thin,

But our bond is strong within.

My love, I want to hold you close and never give in.

I've let go of bad habits, for you, my dove.

You're my first need and my last love,

I don't seek heaven,

Nor this world above.

All I want is you, my dove.

All I want is you, my dove.

All I want is you, my dove.

All I want is you, my dove.

All I want is you.

All I want is you.

All I want is you.

Hey, Uncle, you don't want this, right?

-No. -Okay.

The total comes out to 100 pounds.

-100 pounds? -Hmm.

100 pounds.

That's like 9500 rupees back home in India.

With that kind of money, we could've had a proper final prayer service, you know?

Don't worry, we'll make sure to do your final prayer service back in India.

Uncle, you've been here for 40 years now, right?

Yet you keep comparing pounds to rupees.

You've been here for 40 years, but you still think like an Indian.

Please pay the bill.

-Okay? -Thank you.

Here's your receipt.

-Thank you, my boy. -Alright, take care.

Good morning, and welcome to your news channel, New Revolution.

You know Punjabis, they're always up to something unique.

We've got news from Sangrur district in Punjab,

specifically the village of Chhajli,

A Punjabi man has invited the Siri who worked in his fields to come to Canada.

The whole village is celebrating this news.

Let's take you all to the village of Chhajli.

Hello, friends, and welcome to the New Revolution news channel.

Today, we're in Sangrur district, in the village of Chhajli,

where people are really excited.

You can see the joy and excitement on their faces,

because a young man from this village has invited his Siri to come to Canada.

Let's talk to the villagers and see what they have to say about this.

So, what do you think about this?

He's made our whole village proud by inviting his Siri to come to Canada.

He's put our village on the map.

We're all really happy about it.

-Isn't that right, Uncle? -Amazing, isn't it?

People around here have a lot of respect for the young man

who invited his Siri to Canada.

-Hi, Dad! -Come here, my tiger.

Tiger? Really?

Your tiger got scared of a dog, yet again.

Really? What happened?

Dad, you know I'm scared of dogs.

You come from a long line of brave men,

how can you be scared of some dogs?

Your grandpa used to hunt lions, you know that, right?

How many times do I have to tell you

to slow down your bike when the dogs start chasing you?

You got your knees all scraped up and even got bitten by those dogs.

Here, take a look. Speak of the tiger, and the tiger calls!

All good, Headman?

No, not good.

I got bitten by a dog.

I had to get a shot because of it.

Ouch!

Did you see the news about our village?

Yes, I did.

Looks like I can kiss my chances of being Headman goodbye now.

Those people invited their Siri to go abroad, and now they're famous.

And what did we do?

Well, we did install that RO filter in the village,

so everyone has clean water now.

Have people ever voted just for having clean water?

If we want to win the election, we'll have to do something big like they did.

Ouch.

Alright, then tell me what I should do.

He just invited his Siri.

If you want to be known as the Headman's son,

you'll need to invite your Siri and his whole family.

Who? Mithu?

What will he do here?

You can have him mop the queen's palace for all I care.

Son, I've never asked you for anything before.

Right, Dad.

Yeah, you say that after you've taken 9-10 iPhones and 20-25 lakhs in cash from me.

So you're not going to invite our Siri there?

How are we going to show our face to anyone if we lose the election?

It'll make our lives miserable.

Don't worry.

I think I can handle this.

Tell Mithu,

to get his and Rano's passports made as soon as possible.

Now our Siri and his whole family will come to the UK.

No, no, no!

Just hear me out.

-Please, just hear me out. -No means no.

-No one is coming to my house. -Why?

-But baby... -No!

-Noor, just... -What is Siri?

A robot?

Yes, son, Siri is as good as a robot.

Siri is like a help, a servant.

He will follow your mom's every command.

You too do that. So that makes you a Siri, right?

Yes, son. You can say that.

Siri is a servant?

Yes. Salary?

Three meals a day. And tea.

We will give him some money every few months or so.

What all work can he do?

Hey Siri, play the music.

Hey Siri, off the music.

You saw that?

Just like you can say Hey Siri to get her attention,

you'd call him Oi Siri and he'd come right over.

Then you can make him do whatever you want.

Look over there.

Hey Siri, please cook me some Indian food.

Yes, ma'am.

I'll still have to clean the washroom.

The place where you two make most of the mess.

Washroom? Look over there.

Hey Siri, please clean the washroom.

Certainly, ma'am.

-Dad? -Yes, son?

My homework... ask him to do that as well, please.

Sure.

I say we'll send him to school as your proxy as well.

Seriously, is that possible?

Is that possible? No. Keep quiet.

Okay. If you are insisting so much, you can invite your Siri.

Yeah, Siri like Apple's Siri.

Yeah, I'm gonna get all my work done by him only now.

Okay, listen, you've joined the gym, right?

I am thinking, even I will join the gym.

-Huh? -Yes,

it will be hard to kill time at home.

Yeah.

Perfect. I will see you soon.

Bye.

Lord have mercy.

Why didn't Siri come here any sooner?

I'm so excited.

By the way, when is this Siri coming?

Hello, Uncle.

Lift the veil. You are in a w country now.

-Okay. -Moreover, I am not your uncle.

I am 15 years younger than you.

You are my uncle, what else am I supposed to call you?

What's wrong with him?

The airline got him drunk.

But they don't serve you more than two drinks.

Just two drinks did this to him?

Move aside.

Uncle will take care of you.

Right, Uncle?

The rascal that he is,

The rascal that he is,

he said that I too drink.

He took two drinks on my behalf and had those as well.

It's my bad luck that the half the plane was filled with teetotallers.

-He drank everyone's share of alcohol. -Really?

-Bloody drunkard. -He drank it all?

That's not all, he also insisted

we stop the plane at a bar once we cross the ocean

so that he can pick up another liquor bottle.

Let's go home.

-We're getting there. -Where did he go now?

Why are you sitting here?

Go sit in the back.

I will drive the car, Uncle.

Oh my son who is old enough to be my father,

you are in a foreign country.

And you are drunk. Go and sit in the back seat.

So what? I always drink and drive, Uncle.

Once I put the car on gear...

Where's the gear?

Uncle, looks like someone stole its gear.

Cars here don't have any gears.

They don't have gears?

Strange. Our cars don't have brakes.

Still, I am going to drive it.

The police will arrest you.

You are drunk. They won't let you out.

Uncle, when else will we use the fact

that your father is a headman?

He's the headman of our hometown, not of London.

Talk some sense into him.

He won't listen.

Just push him aside, Uncle.

Call me uncle again,

and I'm just put you on a plane and send you right back home.

Come on, move aside.

You are my uncle, what else am I supposed to call you?

Yes, I'll always be almost free every day then.

I'll have nothing to do.

I am so excited my Siri is coming.

I can't wait.

-Mom? -Yes?

-Siri is coming! -Yeah?

Uncle, you go get our bags. I'm going inside.

Who is she?

My wife.

-Aunty! -Hello!

Aunty! Hello!

He is greeting Aunty by lying at her feet.

Hello!

Help me up, dear.

He is Siri?

What was that, Taj?

He is new here. He'll get better with time.

He was drunk. And his clothes...

No servant looks like that.

Clothes don't matter.

Clothes can be changed.

You just watch him work like a bison.

They kept addressing me as Aunty.

Well, that's because they are following village tradition.

-But this is not a village. -Right.

Ask them not to address me as Aunty.

Don't be upset, Noor.

Remember when you first shifted from Android to iPhone?

Where you comfortable?

-No. -No, right?

But later you were.

-Yes. -Yes.

It's the same thing.

He's at a new place. He'll adjust soon enough.

Heed my advice, just relax and go to sleep.

Wake up in the morning with a fresh mind and call Siri.

Give him a command and watch him follow it.

Hmm?

Now follow a small command of mine and smile.

She is convinced!

Why am I doing this?

I'll command Siri.

Hey Siri!

I'm so dead!

Oi Siri!

Oh God.

Oh God.

Oh God.

Oh God.

What's wrong with him?

Nothing's wrong. He's dying.

He wants pods.

-Pods? -Stop eating bananas and get me some.

My heart is sinking.

-Why is your heart sinking? -I feel like I am in a big dipper!

-What? -I am getting cramps.

I am getting seizures, Aunty.

What is he saying?

He wants Bhuki.

Puki?

Not Puki, Bhuki.

With your mouth full, say Bhuki.

Do you think she will get me some?

I'll hit you with bananas now?

Stop troubling me.

Hello, my love.

Your love is dead.

-What happened? -Your buddy wants dukki.

Dukki?

Wait.

Excuse me?

Which thing he wants?

What?

What does he want?

Bhuki.

Yes.

Bhuki.

Oh yes.

Bhuki!

He wants Bhuki.

Bhuki.

I knew this would happen.

Don't worry, I'll get some.

I'll get some, then he'll work like a bison.

He'll work like a bison. He'll work like a bison.

When will he work like a bison?

-Hello Taj, how are you? -I'm good.

-Listen bro... -Yeah?

I wanted that... Bhuki.

You got hooked to drugs or what?

What are you saying, man?

I don't want it for myself. It's for someone else.

Is it for your wife then?

No. When are you coming back?

It'll take me a couple of days to return. I'm not in town.

Three days?

He will die by then.

Anyway, I'll manage.

Okay then, bye.

Ouch.

Taj?

Yeah, Taj?

I want Bhuki.

Yes bro, I want it too. Please send some over.

I want it!

I've taken ill, bro. I'm getting the chills.

Send some over to me as well, if you find any.

Hang up. Hang up right now.

-Listen up, boy. -Yes?

Your problem won't get solved like that.

-You want Bhuki, right? -Yes.

Go to the graveyard.

Your problem will get solved there.

Get going now.

Thank you. Thank you, bro.

-Thank you. -God bless you.

Here they offer poppies to the dead.

Steal it, crush it and feed it.

It works just like Bhuki.

Oh no, come on.

What is he doing?

He stole it!

Go, go, go, follow him.

Go quickly.

-Go, follow him. -Come on.

Go, follow him.

-He's running! -Catch him!

-Stop, stop, stop. -Stop, stop.

Okay, fine. Okay, okay. I've stopped.

You can't do that.

-It belongs to us, bro. -Yes.

No, bro. You are mistaken.

I got it from a grave.

A dead man doesn't take anything with him, bro.

We have a right over it.

You have a right over it? No bro, try to understand.

I really need to take this with me.

It's a life and death situation for someone.

I am as good as dead too.

I've been relying on this guy's support ever since he passed away.

I have been waiting for him

to die so that I could get these poppies.

I prayed for it every day.

Okay.

So how do we resolve this?

By dividing it into three parts.

Poppies end up like chutney in a blender, right?

I feel alive now.

My body works again, my nuts and bolts are tight once again.

-Uncle, now tell me what I need to do. -Okay.

If you want, I can put all the snow outside on one side and set it on fire?

But there is no snow outside.

Then I'll put some there, Uncle Singh.

I am in the mood.

Tell me if you need me to beat up an Englishman.

No, I have no enmity with any Englishman here.

Come on, what is a Jatt without enemies?

Siri? For now just clean the garden.

What?

Let me explain it to him.

-Mithu? -Yes?

-There is a garden outside, right? -Right.

-The garden's dirty? -Yes.

Go and clean it up.

Okay Uncle, I'll clean it up right away.

I hope he does the job right.

You just wait and watch.

He'll stir up a storm, dear.

He'll stir up a storm.

Well done, Siri.

Now go and make tea for me.

I'm great at making tea!

I too need some tea.

I'll make tea like you've never had before.

Things here are so different, I can't find any white hair.

What are you making, my darling?

I'm making tea and plucking out the white hair.

Oh no, you spilled the tea.

You dirtied the stove.

Accidents happen when you take your eyes off the road.

Move aside. Get lost.

-Get out of here. I'll take care of it. -It's okay, it's okay.

-You ruined it. -You handle it.

Oh God.

They don't have any rags here to clean stuff and all.

What should I use to clean it now?

What if they arrive before I have a chance to clean up?

Oh my... I found a rag.

I found it. I found it.

He had made a big mess of the stove.

If Aunty shows up... She will reprimand both of us.

I'll wash it quickly. It's dirty.

Done.

Yes.

It's done.

Where should I dry the clothes? Yes.

Yes, it's dry here.

Oh no!

It's Aunty's t-shirt!

Hey Siri, is my tea ready?

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes, it is.

-What happened? What are you doing there? -Nothing.

Nothing. I am just resting.

I am tired.

Huh?

You are resting?

What happened?

Give me a minute.

What's underneath you?

The stool.

And what's on top of it?

Me.

And what's in between?

A t-shirt.

-It's okay, it's okay. -You damaged it.

Don't you have any brains?

-You wiped tea with Aunty's dress. -Relax.

It's torn. I thought it's a rag.

Don't worry, Aunty. Don't feel disheartened.

I'll buy you a new dress from Barnala.

Something that's not torn.

Do you even know how much its worth?

She knows nothing, Uncle.

She has never left the village.

It must be for 300-400 rupees at least.

It is for 200 pound.

It's not expensive then.

200 pound means 20000 rupees.

-20000 rupees? -Yes.

What are you saying, Uncle?

We can buy undies for everyone in the village with that kind of money.

No.

-But it was torn. -Yes.

It's a fashion here.

Torn clothes are always expensive here.

I have suffered a huge loss then.

I discarded my torn dresses for no reason.

I just gave them away.

I didn't spill the tea anyway, it was spilled by...

Look, she still won't stop.

You still won't stop yapping after causing so much damage.

Wait, I'll teach you a lesson.

-See broke the flower vase! -Oh no!

Wait, I'll teach you a lesson!

A bird was eating, wings in motion.

Why did you get stuck in that commotion?

Why did the crow end up in that trap?

Hip hip hurray!

Hip hip hurray!

A bird was eating, wings in motion.

Why did you get stuck in that commotion?

Why did the crow end up in that trap?

The hunter himself fell into the gap.

All his bravado now gone in a puff.

They jump and they skip, but avoid the straight path.

Hip hip hurray!

Hip hip hurray!

They drive everyone wild in such a way.

They make folks dance to their tunes what else do I say.

They stir up chaos in every way.

They drive everyone wild in such a way.

An Indian lad in London does bhangra dance.

Go for it, lad.

Go for it, lad.

Hip hip hurray!

Hip hip hurray!

Hip hip hurray!

They came here and caused a quake so grand.

They came here and caused a quake so grand.

I'm weary of meeting every demand.

With an Indian engine and a foreign wagon too,

With an Indian engine and a foreign wagon too,

It moves slow, but still gets through.

Hip hip hurray!

Hip hip hurray!

Hip hip hurray!

Hip hip hurray!

I can't take it anymore.

My workload has increased instead of decreasing.

-They will slowly learn the ropes. -Shut up.

They are asleep.

Don't you dare say they'll slowly learn the ropes.

Book their return ticket and send them back.

It has only been five days.

Exactly!

If this is our state in five days then imagine what's to come.

They don't do it on purpose. They have a clean heart.

Yes, they have a clean heart and an empty head.

Mr. Taj, you either tell them to mend their ways or else...

Or else what?

Dad?

Yes, son?

I'm awake now.

Feel free to talk louder if you need to.

Or else what?

-Go back to sleep. -You want to sleep now?

Come on, let's sleep.

Well done.

Study hard, little tiger.

Education will do you good, son.

He doesn't need to study though.

I am sure he already knows English.

Right?

Okay, Mice.

Yeah? Don't call me mice otherwise I'll beat you up.

Oh seriously?

Mice! Mice!

Oh my God!

What happened, little tiger?

He called me a mice.

Oh no, we're treating you as a guest, and you're insulting us?

Son, go and grab a stick.

-Teach him a lesson. -Wait, I'll teach you a lesson.

Go for it! Go for it! Go for it!

Well done. Right.

-What happened, son? -I made Gulli run away.

He was teasing me.

Good boy.

Noor!

Hello!

Shut up.

Thank you.

What happened, Liza?

Why are you screaming so loud?

I'm calling the police.

This lady and your son have tried to beat my son up.

What is she saying?

She says you tried to beat up her son.

She says she'll call the police.

Oh, so she came here to whine.

Listen to me.

You can be English in your own house.

There are many like you in Amritsar.

You're not special just because you're English!

What she said?

You are said, your father's said, your mother's said.

-Your whole family is said. -Oh, shut up.

I can't understand what she's saying.

She says... Get out!

Get lost!

It's a hit.

Great setup, Mithu.

It is what it is.

I have seen many setups back home,

but managed to set one up in UK.

Uncle, even if you send me to the moon, I'll manage to set one up there as well.

Well done.

But I am very upset today.

Why? What happened, Mithu?

Did Noor say something? Wait, I'll teach her a lesson.

No Uncle, Aunty didn't say anything.

Then? Then what happened?

You remember when you were a kid...

Lambda's son hit you with the slate.

What was his name?

-Titu. -Yes, Titu.

Yes.

Your dad and I had gone to his house and slapped him.

-I remember. -You remember?

When Banta's son bumped into you with his cycle?

-Your dad had thrashed his dad. -Yes.

If someone says something to our Gama

then we too need to teach him a lesson, right?

We do.

Our boy was teased by Thomas's boy.

Our boy thrashed him.

Very good.

Then Thomas's wife Liza showed up to whine

and my wife dressed her down.

Very good.

But we didn't do anything about it.

What should we do?

Let's go get Thomas.

Come on out, you milky tea!

Come out!

-If you are a man! -Thomas!

-Thomas! Come out! -Come on out!

Your death beckons you.

We are challenging you!

What happened, guys?

He is Thomas.

You live in a cold country. You shouldn't be so hot tempered.

Step outside your house so that we can talk.

Why are you shouting?

I can't understand anything you say.

I was back there having a shower.

I thought I heard come outside.

What is he saying?

He says he was going for a shower.

I came out when I heard you shout.

Fight with us first.

You're going to get messy in the fight and will need to shower again.

Where is your wife? Call her.

Yes.

Why are we calling her out?

We will beat him up in front of his wife.

We will gain more respect that way.

Right. Call her!

I can't understand what you are saying.

You don't know what we can do!

We can crush anything and turn it into ashes.

-Get out of my property. -Uncle?

-Yes? -He is our enemy.

Why are we talking to him?

-Yes. -Let's beat him up.

Come on.

You keep talking in English and I'll keep punching him.

-Wait, I am coming. -Come on, gentleman.

Why am I moving backwards?

He has called for reinforcements.

Disgusting.

We'll teach you a lesson.

Come on. Come on, man.

-We'll teach him a lesson. -Let's go.

Is there anything else, Officer?

Please be careful next time.

You may go.

-Thank you. -Sure.

Thank you.

You call this a police station?

Neither a single mosquito bit me, nor were we thrashed.

They didn't call the village council to bail us out.

We didn't have to spend any money.

Right, Uncle?

Our cops are the best.

People get so scared when they see them from a mile

away that they end up peeing their pants.

But as they get closer, you realize it's just a postman.

Let's go.

Noor?

Noor, just hear me out.

Noor.

Noor, just hear me out.

I've heard enough.

You fooled me.

I was drunk, I messed up.

I don't care whether you were drunk or not.

I cannot take this anymore.

I'll fall into depression, seriously.

I'll talk to them.

Listen, Mr. Taj...

Either they stays at home or I.

Book their tickets and get them on a flight.

Okay, cool down. I'll do something about it.

I'll handle it.

You must not be hungry, right?

The police must have thrashed you.

No! Their cops are very nice.

I don't understand how did they managed to rule us for so long.

Their cops are not at all scary.

-Really? -Yes.

-Tell me something. -What is it?

Why did you have to mess with that Englishman?

What if he had pressed charges, huh?

You'd have to keep coming back here,

booking flights and flying to England for every hearing.

Forgive me.

He wants me to forgive him.

Go and do some work.

Don't just laugh, Bhola.

You have to vote for him too.

Don't worry when I am here, sister-in-law.

We will make him our headman.

Right.

Who is it?

Excuse me.

Hello, Dad. Hi.

Hi, son.

How are you doing?

I am fine.

Is Mithu doing a good job?

He works like a bison, right?

I wanted to talk about that Bison only.

-Let me talk to him. -Fine you talk to him.

Hey Taj! How are you doing?

We all are so proud of you.

Don't worry.

Everyone will vote for you.

They say people often forget their near and dear ones after they go abroad.

But you didn't even forget your Siri.

Don't worry.

We will make your father win.

We will try our best.

-Enough, let me talk to him. -But let me...

Yes, son?

-What were you saying? -Nothing.

You quickly gather all the votes that you can.

Okay, fine.

Bye.

Why can't you send them back?

Just book their tickets and make them board the flight.

Elections are around the corner in the village, Noor.

People are supporting Dad because Siri is here.

Dad will lose if we send them back before the elections.

Let him lose, I don't care.

Don't say that, Noor.

If you love someone, you can spend your lifetime in a Kulli for them.

And I'm only asking you to adjust with Siri, right?

What is a Kulli?

Kulli? Kulli?

Yes, it means poor hut.

I'll stay in a Kulli but...

I have a Halloween party at home tomorrow. All my friends will be there.

He will embarrass me.

Is that all?

Let me tell you what I will do.

I'll bring Siri here with me.

He will spend the day here.

You can party in peace.

Okay? That's it.

He shouldn't come home in front of my friends.

He won't, my sweetheart. Bitter much?

Rano?

Damn you, you scared me. What is this nonsense?

The English celebrate the ghost festival today.

I am dressed up as a ghost.

So it's your day.

How do I look as a ghost?

You are beautiful for a ghost, there is no doubt about it.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Oh, Aunty too is dressed as a ghost.

The whole house looks like a ghost house.

Someone get me a genie costume or something.

I'll just pop into a lamp.

But how will you get out?

You'll rub the lamp and I'll appear, right?

Well, I won't be rubbing anything.

If you get in there, you're stuck for good.

You won't be able to eat, drink, pee or poop.

Mithu?

Yes, Uncle?

Come on, let's go to the store.

No, Uncle. I can't go with you.

We have a party for ghosts at home.

There will be 100 things to do here.

And I want to see how the ghosts dance, Uncle.

I understand, Mithu, but I need to arrange the store.

-Come with me. -So, I'll have to go with you?

I'll really have to go with you?

Yes, come on.

So, I'll have no choice but to go with you.

Listen,

you stay at home or you will scared an Englishman's child.

One more thing, don't look into the mirror.

Or you will get scared and faint.

Yes, let's go.

Okay?

Let's go, Uncle.

She will scare all the kids today.

-Uncle? -Yes?

We should have taken a day off.

We would've enjoyed female ghosts company.

Come on now. Get in.

-Hold my bag. -Yes.

He ruined the plan to see the ghost.

Uncle?

What is this?

Is that sesame oil inside a rifle?

It's not sesame oil, it's alcohol.

Really? Then I will have a blast with it today.

Right! Let go of it.

It is for 32 pounds.

Listen, I'm going to the bank. Okay?

I'm putting up a closed sign outside,

but you still need to take care of the store.

-Okay? -Fine, I'll keep this back.

Don't you dare enter the liquor section!

Got it?

-Okay. -Go now.

What's up, boys?

We're screwed.

Do you need any help?

Are you going to have a community lunch or something?

You are loading the trolley with so much groceries.

Fine, take whatever you want.

-I know the storeowner very well. -Okay.

-I'll take everything out for you. -Okay, okay.

Uncle will come and handle the billing.

-I don't understand it. -No problem.

Take it. Take some jaggery from there as well.

Okay, okay, okay.

-Did you take the black lentils? -Yes, we did.

Okay.

Boys, take some pumpkin as well.

-It's fresh. -We already took it.

It's over here.

Wait a minute.

Your intentions don't seem right.

Wait a minute.

You are not going to pay for those?

You are leaving without paying the bill?

What will I tell my uncle, huh?

Where do you think you are going?

Where to, huh?

You want money?

Of course.

-You will have to pay for that as well. -We are robbers.

Then rob me.

Be scared of us.

Why?

Look, we have a dagger.

What do you have?

I have this.

We did it because we were in need.

I too thought so.

I haven't eaten since 2-3 days.

I haven't eaten since 4-5 days.

Your story is quite emotional, boys.

Take this.

Thank you, bro.

Bye. See you soon.

-Bye. -Thank you.

Take this along. It will come in handy for you.

It's of no use to me.

Poor boys.

Mithu...

Why didn't you shout?

They were decent people, Uncle. They were needy.

They were needy?

What would we do if they had shot you?

They didn't look like someone who would shot people, Uncle.

I might die from withdrawal, but I'll never go out from a bullet.

You can never stop bragging, can you?

So tell me, did they take anything with them?

-Yeah, Uncle. -What?

A packet of bread.

I fought for it.

A packet of bread?

Yes.

Don't make that face, Uncle. You can take it out of my salary.

Take it out of your salary?

You...

-Pick it up. -This is too much.

You could've hurt me with that, Uncle.

Shut up.

Wait, wait, wait.

Wait, wait, wait. Let me have it.

-Fine, you take it, Uncle. -Yes.

Let's go.

Shut the door.

Come with me.

No.

-Rano? -Yes?

Did you chop the salad?

Yes, a while ago.

Tell me, do you guys celebrate Halloween in India too?

-What? -Do you dress up as ghosts back home?

No, Aunty, we don't dress up as ghosts. We actually exorcize them.

Yeah, like if someone's acting strange...

Strange?

It means...

Like a Baba... Do you know what a Baba is?

If someone's possessed by a ghost,

a Baba uses tongs to drive it away.

I was thinking you guys celebrate the ghost festival,

but it seems all the ghosts are back home.

There are so many beautiful ghosts here.

Aunty, I'd heard a lot about ghosts, but this is the first time I've seen them.

Quickly reheat the food.

Then you can join us for dancing.

Me too?

-Yeah. -Yes.

Quickly finish up.

You saw the way she is dressed?

Why did she need to dress up as a ghost?

She should have just come without any makeup.

She anyway looks like a witch.

You are right. I wonder how her husband tolerates her.

That's why he stays out of his house so often even when he has nothing to do.

What else can he do?

-Let's go, enjoy the party. -Yeah, let's go.

It's Halloween time!

You scared me!

It's Reena. Don't be scared.

So your name is Reena?

-Yes. -Those ladies were just talking about you.

They were talking about me?

What were they saying?

This is known as gossiping.

That girl... the white one...

-Yes! Go get her! Good girl! -Stop!

-Go girl! -Yes!

-Wow! -Let's go!

Stop!

Please stop!

Stop!

Please stop!

She messed up the party.

You told me to take Mithhu along, and I did.

I didn't expect Rano to act like that.

They're both crazy, Taj.

Please send them back.

Try to understand, Noor. I cannot send them back.

Dad will lose the election.

I don't care about your dad's elections.

I don't want to see these idiots here tomorrow.

Amazing! Great!

Also tell me where should I leave them?

Then you keep your Siri and his sweet wife here.

Gama and I will leave the house. Okay?

Noor...

Noor... Come on, Noor.

I'll go anywhere, but I'm not staying here with them.

At least let me know where you're going

so I can come and try to convince you to come back.

-No. Let's go, Gama. -Noor...

Noor?

Aunty, I'm begging you, please don't leave the house.

I'll be what you want me to be.

Look, we're already halfway there.

Yes, see for yourself.

We already look the part from the outside.

Soon, we'll be just like English Siri on the inside too.

I'm sorry for yesterday.

I won't make that mistake again.

Please forgive me, Aunty.

Some help, Uncle?

Noor?

Come on now.

Let go of your anger.

Please.

Stop being angry, Aunty.

Fine.

But don't let this happen again.

That's it, Aunty.

Let bygones be bygones.

-Now tell me, what can we do for you? -Yes.

I am starving.

I'll go and make you some hot Parathas (flat bread) right away!

What are you waiting for out here? Go for it.

Come on, come on, come on.

Welcome to Mithhu's restaurant, Aunty.

What can I get you?

Dal paneer, Matar paneer, Shahi paneer,

paneer lababdar? (dishes made from cottage cheese)

Or chana malasa (spicy grams)?

Not serving those, Mr. Waiter.

I've made Potato Parathas.

Don't act stupid or she will kick you out.

How can you say that so quickly?

I'll tell you.

He once fought with dad and left the house.

Okay.

-And joined a restaurant. -Then how did he come back?

I wasn't going to come back, Aunty.

I was very upset.

His father came to the restaurant in his tractor.

Oh.

Mithhu, are you going to tell her the truth or should I?

-Don't bother. I'll tell her. -Tell her.

His father took his shoes out

as soon as he came and started hitting me with it.

-He was turned me black and blue. -Yes, yes, yes.

I just went and quietly sat on the tractor like a monkey sits on a truck.

You didn't get upset because he thrashed you?

Come on Aunty, why would I be angry about it?

I can do anything for him.

He has raised me since I was a little boy.

He has pampered me too. Yes.

I am very close to him.

He bought me a house, got me married to Rano.

He didn't just get us married.

He even bought us a tape recorder and a television.

How can you forget that?

Why would I be upset with him?

He made me a decent man.

Oh.

Where would I go after fighting with him?

What if he wouldn't have come to take you?

Then I would have gone back on my own.

How will a Siri survive without a Jatt?

-Mithhu? -Yes?

Even a Jatt cannot survive without a Jatt.

Yes. Thank you, Uncle.

You've made me emotional.

Mithhu!

Come here.

Who is that?

You enjoy the Parathas. I'll go check.

Fine, go answer the door.

-Enjoy the Parathas, dear. -I am coming like an English gentleman

Hello, my baby! My princess.

-Hello, Noor. -My beautiful Noor!

Wow Mom, what a surprise!

You thought only you can give me a surprise, huh?

Hi, baby!

-Oh Noor! -Hi, Grandma.

Monu, you naughty boy! How are you?

I'm too good. How are you?

I'm good.

Monu the great chef, come with me.

-Tell me, when are you going to feed me? -Look, Grandma.

I wanted to feed you for the rest of my life,

but chose him.

Let's sit down and talk.

-Do you want a candy? -You are very naughty.

-Mom? -Yes?

That's Mithhu and Rano.

They have come from Taj's hometown.

They are our Siri.

Siri?

Siri like... Indian servant?

Oh.

And Mithhu, she is my mom and he is my childhood friend.

Hello.

Hello, Brother.

Hello, Grandma.

Grandma? Don't call me Grandma.

Call me ma'am.

-Mithhu. -Yes?

Let's go.

We have wasted enough time already.

Okay, Uncle. Can I change?

It is suffocating me.

Fine, change and come.

-Let's go already. What's the delay. -Uncle?

-Yes? -Something has been bothering me.

-Hmm. Tell me. -Can I ask you something?

Ask me.

You know back home everyone in the village courteously

greets anyone's son-in-law.

The son-in-law gets so fed up of greeting everyone by the time the sun sets

that he just starts nodding.

I don't understand your mother-in-law.

People are naive and illiterate back home.

My mother-in-law is a well-educated woman.

We got married without her consent.

She occasionally comes to meet Gama and Noor.

We don't get along.

She still doesn't accept me as her son-in-law.

-Really? -Yes.

Don't tell that to anyone back home.

What are you saying, Uncle?

Jatt and Siri always have each other's back, it's been that way for centuries.

Let's go then. We need to stock the shelves.

I'll get the work done in no time.

Okay, come on.

This is also for you, my beautiful daughter.

Oh wow, Mom. Thank you so much.

This is so pretty.

I'll try it right away.

Okay.

Easy.

You look nice, Grandma.

I told you, don't call me grandma.

Thank you, thank you.

You look amazing.

You look great. You look very beautiful.

Dressed in cheetah's skin.

You look okay as well.

If only you had dressed better...

Oh.

This dress is beautiful, Grandma.

It's a new dress. I just got it out.

Got it stitched from Bera's Laadi.

He has been smiling at me all morning.

So I know that I am looking very beautiful.

-Nice. -Thank you.

Nice, nice, thank you, thank you.

I praised her a lot, but she did not give me anything.

Oh, wait.

I had ordered it online.

It's oversized for me,

but I think it will fit you.

Oh, my God!

-It's for me? -Hmm.

I'm so happy!

It is so beautiful.

If it's lose, I'll put some tucks and fix it myself.

I will look like an Englishwoman in it.

I'll go try it out.

Don't go anywhere. Wait here.

I'll go and change quickly.

This house is full of idiots.

How do I look?

Wait, I'll make you look like Hema Malini (yesteryear's actress)!

-Help! -You want to follow the latest fashion?

Wait, I'll teach you a lesson.

I'm sorry.

You are done for.

-Stop them. -I won't be able to show

my face to anyone back home because of you.

-Stop! -How dare you! Wait!

Stop!

Let me teach you a lesson.

What happened? Why are you hitting her?

Don't interfere, Grandma.

She is going wild.

You want me to forgive you for this, huh?

Please, stop, stop.

Why are you hiding behind him?

-Come on out. -Mithhu! Stop it!

-Help me! -Stop it!

Ask her to apologize, Uncle.

Forgive me.

I swear on my mom, my dad, my siblings

and everyone else in my family I never wear it again.

Please forgive me.

She doesn't feel ashamed. She is asking me for forgiveness.

Why did you do this in the first place?

Stop it.

Hello? Hello, police?

Hello, sir. We are reporting a domestic violence.

Everybody alright? Everything alright?

What's she saying?

What is the constable saying?

-I'll explain... -Rano.

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Rano, Monu called the police.

Your husband hit you.

Tell them the truth. They will arrest him.

Oh no, Grandma. What are you saying?

You want me to file charges against my husband

so that everyone in the village looks down upon me?

What?

Electricity came after us.

He was stealing electricity.

The electricity department guy says swear

on your mother that he didn't do it.

I swore on my mother and killed her

but didn't let them arrest him.

Look at her talk!

Are you sure?

No, no, she is saying it's a misunderstanding.

There's no problem at all.

No domestic violence. Everything is fine.

Alright then.

Yes, yes, very sure.

-Take care. Good night. -Alright then.

Really appreciate you coming here. Thank you.

-Take care. Good night. -Take care.

Say something.

It would've been better if I'd left with Gama.

These people will never change.

Today, the police showed up at our house because of them.

They can act however they want in front of us,

but they should at least be decent in front of Mom.

She already has a bad image of you in her mind.

I just don't get it.

What kind of idiots has Noor kept in her house!

The right kind of idiots.

They are perfect for us.

Means?

You want to marry Noor?

Yes, yes, yes!

But she is already married.

She could get a divorce.

You just wait and watch what I do.

We will use put a gun on these idiots' shoulders to get our job done.

But we don't have any guns.

Idiot!

Is it your hobby to make Parathas?

You make them all the time.

Everyone eats Parathas in the morning.

What else should I make?

-Rano. -So...

Are the Parathas ready or not?

They are ready. Go on and sit next to him.

Hey you, bowl face.

You called the cops on me last night?

No, I didn't call them.

You refused the charges in front of the police.

I see.

So you apologized to her.

What are you saying?

She is my wife. Why would I say sorry to her?

You hit her yesterday.

If we had to apologize every time we hit our wives,

you'd hear sorry from every house in our village every day.

What do you mean?

I mean, in the morning, if men can't find their buffaloes,

they get mad at their wives.

If something goes wrong in the fields,

they come home and take it out on their wives.

If there's too little salt in the food, they get angry.

If there's too much salt in the food, they get angry.

In the evening, after drinking, they're angry no matter what.

So when do you show love to your wives?

We don't really do love.

We just end up having 3-4 kids out of anger.

Right Rano?

Monu?

What are you doing in the kitchen?

You have come at the right time, Grandma.

I have the Parathas ready.

Come and have some.

I have made them using black onions. They are very tasty, I swear.

-You should have them. -Thank you.

We are going out.

Did you forget about it, Monu?

Oh, I just remembered.

Shit, shit, shit, shit.

Is Noor ready?

Long back. Let's go.

Pack everything up.

We are stepping out, Siri.

Please take care of the house.

Taj will stay at home today, okay?

Let's go, Monu.

-I'll get the car. -Come on, let's go.

Aunty is very naive, Uncle.

That idiot is also going with them.

You should go with them.

Why just him? We too should also be going with them.

Yes Mithhu, we should. But what can I do now?

I told already them that I don't want to go with them.

It's not a problem, Uncle.

You wait here, I'll do something. I'll find a solution.

Huh? What are you going to do?

Wait, wait, wait.

Wait a minute.

We too will go with you.

Sorry, Mithhu. Not today.

Really?

But we want to come with you.

We? What do you mean by we?

Me, Uncle, and Rano. Who else?

But Mithhu, the car is already full.

So what? I'll just sit on Grandma's lap.

What?

We're coming with you. You can attach a trolley if you need to.

Got it?

A bird was eating, wings in motion.

Why did you get stuck in that commotion?

Why did the crow end up in that trap?

Hip hip hurray!

Hip hip hurray!

A bird was eating, wings in motion.

Why did you get stuck in that commotion?

Why did the crow end up in that trap?

The hunter himself fell into the gap.

All his bravado now gone in a puff.

They jump and they skip, but avoid the straight path.

Hip hip hurray!

Hip hip hurray!

Hip hip hurray!

I'm losing my luck with all this hospitality stuff.

I'm losing my luck with all this hospitality stuff.

I keep praying to God, hoping they won't cause a shock.

They can drive anyone mad,

They can drive anyone mad,

when they're standing in your view.

Hip hip hurray!

Hip hip hurray!

Hip hip hurray!

-Rano? -Yes?

Be honest, what do you think about Monu?

What are you talking about?

I'm not here to check out men.

Not like that.

I don't think he's a good guy.

He's always chasing after Aunty.

To be honest, I didn't like him from the very first day.

Let's tell Uncle.

Uncle won't be able to do anything.

We'll have to handle it ourselves.

What?

What are you doing?

You illiterate woman, bring your ears closers.

Okay.

How's it going, Monu?

What's up?

All good?

Fit and handsome, sir.

Why are you moving around like a fish out of water?

It's yoga.

Oh, like that Ramdev guy?

You know about yoga?

Come on, why wouldn't I know about it?

This stuff makes your hair black.

Our whole village tried it for half a year.

No one's hair turned black, but their nails did start to erode.

They couldn't even scratch themselves,

had to use the corner of a wall.

You can speak to me in Punjabi, I understand it.

My Hindi is pretty good too.

Back home, I used to talk to people from UP in Hindi.

Have you never been to Punjab?

No, but I know about Punjab.

Sarso ka saag, makke ki roti (mustard green served with corn bread).

Sidhu Mossewala.

You know a lot.

Do you know about homemade moonshine?

The one who is kicked out of the house?

No. Alcohol.

Something men drink.

Can you get me some?

As much as you want.

I think you are drunk, mister.

No, I am not.

Pour me some more.

I told you I don't get drunk.

Maybe you are right.

Let me put it to use before things get worse.

Look at this.

Here you go.

-Tell me something, Monu. -What?

Aunty Noor's mom? What kind of a woman is she?

She is a stupid woman.

Yes, she is stupid.

You are a nice man.

She shouldn't have said bad things about you.

She can never say anything against me.

Really?

Then I must be mistaken.

What?

Forget it.

Say it.

She was calling you a lackey.

Monu is my lackey.

What?

-That's what she said? -I swear on you.

It's wrong to call someone lackey, right?

I'll go talk to her right now.

You shouldn't talk.

Or it becomes a big deal.

-Meaning? -Big deal?

You don't know what it means?

Come on.

There is a stick in front of you.

You are angry.

You are drunk.

Take the stick and confront the old woman.

Go and teach her a lesson.

She called you lackey!

This is how you kill two birds with one stone.

Come on out, Katty fatty! I'll teach you a lesson.

How dare you insult me!

Come on out!

Monu! Why are you shouting?

-You shut up. -What?

You call me a lackey! How dare you!

-Help! -I won't spare you.

Monu has lost his mind.

Katty, you fatty...

Monu! What's wrong with you?

-Where are you? -Noor!

Where did she go?

I won't spare you.

-Where are you going? -He has gone mad!

-Noor! -You...

Come out quickly, Noor!

-I won't spare you. -Monu has lost his mind.

You! Where are you going?

-Have you lost your mind? -How dare you! I won't spare you!

-He won't stop now. -My hair!

-I have his tank full. -You!

Help!

I won't spare you! Where are you going?

-Monu! Stop! -I won't spare you.

-Monu! -Noor! Let me go! I won't spare her!

-Stop! -She...

Stop, Monu!

I have heated some stones.

I thought I should give you a massage, Grandma.

You will feel better.

My God!

He has turned you black and blue.

Is it too hot?

He really did a number on you.

Oh, my God!

He hurt you really bad.

You too should have hit him hard.

Why didn't you shy away from hitting him?

I shouldn't be saying this, Grandma,

but you are nurturing a snake.

What do you mean?

Monu is a snake and you are nurturing him.

You saw how he came after you today.

He is sure to bite you sooner or later.

What should I do now?

Simple. Crush his head.

Throw him out of the house.

Get out.

I am so so so sorry, Aunty.

You do one thing. You hit me.

Monu, I just said get out!

Please, Aunty.

Why did you do something in the first place

that makes you have to beg for forgiveness at her feet?

-Aunty... -Hmm?

I didn't do anything.

Mithhu Siri asked me to do it.

Why did I say it?

Don't lie!

He got me drunk on homemade moonshine

and said you called me a lackey.

He also told me to beat you up

and to make a big deal out of it.

What?

-Yes. -Huh?

Mithhu?

Is he telling the truth?

Hmm.

Noor, let me talk to him.

Enough. We are past that.

I also know that they do all this because you ask them to.

Me?

What are you saying?

Why would I ask them to do all this?

-To throw Monu out of the house. -What?

No, Aunty.

Uncle, didn't say a word.

I swear on God.

This was our scheme.

-Shut up. -Noor...

Bloody illiterates.

You don't deserve to stay in this country.

You are better off in your village.

Noor, I request you to keep quiet. You have said enough.

Thank God your parents didn't come here.

Otherwise, who knows what could have happened.

Bloody illiterates!

Noor!

I'm sorry, Uncle.

I tried to use my head.

She'll come to her senses in about 15 minutes-just wait and see.

Uncle, if you want, I can go talk to Aunty.

No, there's nothing to be done now.

You should go and rest.

Come on, Uncle, how can you say that?

When dark clouds threatened our crops,

I used to stay up all night with your father.

I didn't rest back then...

Dark clouds are hovering over your house now.

If you want,

I can beg Aunty for forgiveness, Uncle.

Yes.

-Who knows, she might give in. -Yes.

No, Rano.

She wasn't raised in Punjab.

She doesn't value relationships like we do.

She has a lot of ego.

She doesn't value relationships.

You're always out of groceries.

We just bought groceries worth 40 pounds.

I don't eat everything myself; the whole family uses it.

Why are you arguing? Look at this boy.

Here you go. He must have never fought with his wife.

Really, son, have you never had a fight with her?

Goodbye.

So, Uncle, did Aunty call you?

She won't be calling him again.

What are you doing here, you idiot?

I didn't come here for fun.

What's this?

Why did you take it if you can't even read it?

Give it to him.

-Divorce? -Huh?

Noor wants to divorce me.

Divorce?

-Noor! -Hmm?

Noor!

-Noor, I... -What happened?

I want to talk to Noor and no one else.

But Noor doesn't want to talk to you.

I've never even raised my voice at my daughter,

and you slapped her.

She doesn't want to stay with you anymore.

She wants a divorce.

Let Noor say that to my face, and I'll agree.

I also know who's behind this.

Great, so now you're blaming me for everything.

If you don't believe me, I'll call Noor right away.

Noor, my child.

Noor...

Please hear me out before you say anything.

I know I don't deserve your forgiveness.

I shouldn't have raised my hand to you.

You should slap me and settle the score.

But at least say this is a lie.

Say you don't want a divorce.

I want a divorce, and that's final.

It's my decision.

Come on, Mom.

Since the moment you let go of my hand,

I've been all alone, my friend.

I've been all alone, my friend.

Turn around and glance at my fingers, my dear,

You'll see our wedding band is now in tears.

My fate is harsh and so unkind,

All my joy has been left behind.

Surrounded by sorrow, I don't feel fine.

Since the moment you let go of my hand,

I've been all alone, my friend.

I've been all alone, my friend.

Your memories keep circling,

They keep making me weep,

Tell me what should I do?

They cause me to yearn and lose my sleep.

Your memories keep circling,

They keep making me weep,

Tell me what should I do?

They cause me to yearn and lose my sleep.

The pain in my eyes has so much to convey,

I've tried to reason with it the hard way,

But it won't get it anyway.

My heart is going crazy I would say.

My fate is harsh and so unkind,

All my joy has been left behind.

Surrounded by sorrow, I don't feel fine.

Since the moment you let go of my hand,

I've been all alone, my friend.

I've been all alone, my friend.

Are you sure you want a divorce?

Yes.

Counselor,

why don't you try to talk them out of it?

If his father and others find out, it will cause a big problem.

-You... -Quiet, Rano.

What's the reason behind this divorce?

It is my fault.

I slapped her.

I shouldn't have done it.

You've owned up to your mistake.

Just apologize and end the matter.

But I won't forgive him.

Mr. Advocate, you're a counselor, not a judge,

Get their signatures and let them leave.

What about poor Gama?

He will take his custody.

We can't afford him.

As you wish, then. Sign here.

Mom... Let's go.

And you sign here as well.

Noor, look, you did whatever you wanted,

and this is the result.

That's enough. I can't take this anymore.

I've arranged your wedding with Monu.

The wedding is tomorrow.

We've already made all the preparations.

Smile, dear.

It is a very big day for you.

You got out of that hell.

Let's go shopping.

Come on, dear. Let's go.

I'm going to marry her!

I'm going to marry her!

Wait, you scoundrel!

I kept quiet because of Uncle.

Otherwise, I would have killed and buried you long back.

Mithhu...

-Let go of him, Mithhu. -Don't stop me, Uncle.

Let me settle the scores with him.

Mithhu, I said let him go.

He is a snake, Uncle.

Mithhu! Let him go, Mithhu!

I said let him go!

You two have ruined my marriage.

We made a mistake letting you into our family.

I should have kept you in check.

I should have treated you like a servant.

I'll book your tickets for tomorrow morning.

I don't want to see either of you after nine.

Got it?

If you want, we can go talk to Uncle.

Just leave it alone.

We're not going to talk to him.

Pack your bags.

We'll head back home.

We're never coming back here.

I pity the kid.

What's going to happen to that kid because of their divorce?

What else can we do?

It's not really our place to get involved in their personal stuff.

Are you prepared as you follow the path of marriage,

to love and honor each other

for as long as you both shall live as couple?

I, Manav,

I, Manav,

In the name of God,

In the name of God,

Take you to be my wife.

Take you to be my wife.

I, Noor,

-I, Noor, -In the name of God,

In the name of God,

Take you to be my husband.

Take you to be my husband.

Anybody in the church raise their voice

if they have any objection.

No objection, Father.

Now you may give your ring as a token of love to your wife.

Noor!

Noor!

What are you doing here?

Are you here to stop this wedding?

Look at that, Aunty Kitty, sorry, Mom.

Your ex-son-in-law is here.

Don't make a scene Taj.

Get out of here, or I'll call the police.

Just hear me out, Noor.

Are you leaving or not?

Give me a minute.

What did you want to say?

Our son, Gama...

Oh no, where are you taking me?

Let me go.

I want to go home.

Dad! Mom!

Wow, this is quite the drama stopping Noor's wedding!

Believe me, Noor. It's true.

Noor, we're getting late.

Alright, let's say that's what happened.

So how does it concern us?

You've got custody of the kid.

Noor, I know you might hate me,

but you can never hate Gama.

I... Look at this.

This person's called both of us.

You couldn't take care of him for a single day?

Your enemies are behind this, and Gama's paying the price.

If this is one of your schemes,

you're done for. Let's go.

-Noor! -Let's go.

What about our marriage?

Can we do the wedding first?

-Damn it. -Wait, Monu.

I'll come back and get married to you.

-Let's go. -Come on.

Hurry up.

Why are you still standing there?

Idiot! Go!

He's a Jatt, he'll find a way to woo her again.

Noor, I think we should inform the police.

We can get married while the police look for Gama.

Happy marriage anniversary!

Happy marriage anniversary!

-What the-- -Hey!

This was his plan?

Taj?

What's going on here?

I don't know what's going on.

It's a surprise, after all!

It won't be a surprise if you know about it.

-Come on, let's cut the cake. -Come on.

-Listen to me, bro. -But...

Wait.

How did you know we'd be here today?

We got a call, Taj.

We were told you two would be here today.

And it's your wedding anniversary, so we should plan a surprise.

You two look so great together.

Some people actually ask if this is the same restaurant

where a worker and a customer fell in love.

A lot of guys tried to follow your example,

but it didn't work out for them.

Noor. We need to leave.

Garry, please, I'll catch up with you later.

-What's going on? -Come on noor.

-Noor. -Listen...

Listen to me.

I think someone's playing us for fools.

I can't figure out who's behind this.

-Taj. -Yes?

Please, tell me you're not involved in this.

Me?

Just be honest with me.

What are you suggesting?

You think I'd have my own son kidnapped?

To be honest, I thought

you might've taken Gama for his custody.

Noor, I think we should call the police.

Noor, let's go and get married.

Mention marriage again,

and I'm kicking you out of the car.

My son is missing and you want us to get married!

Hurry up.

Hi. Tajdeep Singh.

Congratulations for your wedding anniversary, Mr. Taj.

You're welcome. Your room is ready.

What?

Single room?

Noor?

Hi, could I get another room, please?

Yep, sure.

-Thank you. -You're welcome.

Thank you.

What's wrong?

Can't sleep?

How can I sleep?

You should go and rest. You must be exhausted.

Can we go to your room and talk?

After you.

-Coffee? -Hmm.

Don't cry.

Everything's going to be okay.

Who's playing this game with us?

And why?

We'll find out tomorrow.

Our Gama... I hope he's alright.

Don't worry.

Gama will be fine.

Do you remember this room?

We came here right after we got married.

We have visited the pizza shop too.

It feels like we're revisiting all the spots

where we first came together.

Yeah, but our journey is coming to an end now.

Can I sleep here?

Where did Noor go this early in the morning?

Come.

Hey! What's going on here?

Did you two spend the night together?

Noor?

-Good afternoon, ma'am. -Hi.

Good afternoon, sir.

-Your reports. -Thanks.

I hope you enjoyed your stay. Have a good day.

Taj, I think we should call the police.

No.

Gama's life could be at risk.

-Taj! -Yes?

Tell me the truth. Are you behind this?

What do you mean?

If you think this will bring us closer, you're mistaken.

Excuse me, madam,

but I'm doing all this for my son. Got it?

I'm doing it because that person called both of us.

Once we find Gama, you two can go your way,

and Gama and I will go ours.

Our paths already diverged when you slapped me.

You deserved it for what you said.

-So you don't regret it? -Just be quiet.

Can we find Gama first, or do you want to keep arguing?

Honestly, it's impossible to have a conversation with you.

Let's go.

Keep fighting just like that.

-Gama! -Gama!

-Gama! -Gama!

Gama!

Gama!

-Where are you, Gama? -Gama?

Gama! Did you find him?

Gama!

Gama!

-Gama! -Where do you think you are going?

You can take whatever you want, but let Gama go.

We're not letting Gama go.

Fine, then I'll free him myself.

Hey! Let him go.

Put the gun down or I'll break his neck.

Really?

Then I'll shoot this guy of yours.

I am not with him.

I just travelled in the car with him.

Really?

Monu?

She is yours, right?

Shoot.

Shoot...

Shoot!

Hello, Uncle! Please accept my greetings.

Mithhu?

Siri, you?

What are you doing here, Mithhu?

Uncle, hear us out before you thrash us, okay?

Come on, Aunty,

how could you think we'd let your marriage fall apart so easily?

Look, Aunty, you've got both your so-called coward

and our brave tiger right here.

Hey, I am not coward.

-Shut up. -What do you mean?

Stop being childish.

Neither of you can live without each other...

Or live without Gama.

Don't let your family fall apart, bro.

You're lucky to have someone as great as Siri.

He was crying by the street.

We were starving, and he gave us a packet of bread.

That's why we pulled this whole stunt.

Mithhu...

What you did was wrong.

What?

Noor, I apologize on their behalf.

We have found Gama.

You can go ahead and get married.

Noor, let's go.

Taj...

I'm really sorry, Taj.

You said you can even stay

in a Kulli with the person you love, right?

-I'll stay wherever you ask me to. -Noor!

But don't leave me, please.

You left me, Noor.

I'm still right here.

Give each other a hug already!

Noor?

Rano, Mithhu. Come on, guys.

You won't be able to hug us both, Uncle.

We're pretty wide.

Fine, then we'll come over there.

Let's go.

Oh, my baby.

Come on, my big baby!

There you go. All the grudges are resolved.

We've hugged it out.

Let's go home, Uncle, and have a drink or two.

We really need it.

Yes, but let's avoid Thomas's house this time after we get drunk.

Yes.

Kitty Aunty was right.

This Jatt found a way to win her back.

And that's exactly what he did.

Your liner is a killer,

Your attitude is a killer too.

Your attitude!

Your liner is a killer,

Your attitude is a killer too.

Oh, your Lahori suit!

Oh, your Lahori suit!

Damn good, that smile's a top-notch allure.

Bollywood's mad for you,

Oh, your Lahori suit!

Oh, your Lahori suit!

Looking at your cute face, my heart plays a flute.

Oh, your Lahori suit!

Oh, your Lahori suit!

My heart shoots!

Oh, your Lahori suit!

Beautiful Indian girl!

Girl, pull down your goggles.

You drive me wild, oh girl!

Oh girl!

Beautiful Indian girl!

Girl, pull down your goggles.

There is no one like you in this world.

You never miss me.

Even in my dreams you ditch me.

I don't lie, it's true.

Oh, your Lahori suit!

Oh, your Lahori suit!

Looking at your cute face, my heart plays a flute.

Oh, your Lahori suit!

Oh, your Lahori suit!

My heart shoots!

Oh, your Lahori suit!