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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,270 --> 00:00:05,750 [Music] 2 00:00:08,410 --> 00:00:19,350 at the end of the rainbow there's 3 00:00:12,550 --> 00:00:26,340 happiness and to find it how often I've 4 00:00:19,350 --> 00:00:31,500 tried but my life is a race just a wild 5 00:00:26,340 --> 00:00:33,490 goose chase and my dreams have all been 6 00:00:31,500 --> 00:00:39,060 dinner 7 00:00:33,490 --> 00:00:39,060 [Music] 8 00:00:39,210 --> 00:00:48,640 failure 9 00:00:41,100 --> 00:00:51,360 what can the reason be I wonder if the 10 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:57,920 world to play 11 00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:57,920 I wonder if it could be me 12 00:00:58,320 --> 00:01:05,650 [Music] 13 00:01:01,930 --> 00:01:05,650 always chasing 14 00:01:07,070 --> 00:01:12,450 Ching 15 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:17,100 [Music] 16 00:01:12,450 --> 00:01:18,780 my sings are just alike 17 00:01:17,090 --> 00:01:21,840 Oh 18 00:01:18,780 --> 00:01:21,840 [Music] 19 00:01:30,310 --> 00:01:42,300 [Music] 20 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:02,990 [Music] 21 00:02:09,900 --> 00:02:33,690 oh I'm alive thanks for the fun time hot 22 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:36,390 stuff 23 00:02:33,690 --> 00:02:38,340 yeah yeah listen it's discrete you hear 24 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:40,840 me I can't let it get out I'm offering 25 00:02:38,340 --> 00:02:43,870 my services to randos on the street it 26 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:48,180 was a quick cash crack got it whatever 27 00:02:43,870 --> 00:02:49,330 you think harlot ouch Oh such an insult 28 00:02:48,180 --> 00:02:50,940 let me know when you come up with 29 00:02:49,330 --> 00:02:53,050 something creative to call me you sack 30 00:02:50,940 --> 00:02:54,390 up early package horseshit tell the 31 00:02:53,050 --> 00:02:57,600 missus I said hi 32 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:57,590 she's not coming back 33 00:02:57,780 --> 00:03:00,810 [Music] 34 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:16,440 [Music] 35 00:03:07,910 --> 00:03:19,560 hey your drag show oh my god my drugs 36 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:19,560 damn it 37 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:29,250 those are the cowardly sinners they're 38 00:03:28,530 --> 00:03:33,270 not in 39 00:03:29,250 --> 00:03:36,440 territorial co-decision the power of my 40 00:03:33,270 --> 00:03:39,680 machines are running no other demon can 41 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:44,600 compare to the like survived gee that 42 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:47,780 was pretty swell boss you really showed 43 00:03:44,610 --> 00:03:51,390 that war I liked when you shot them with 44 00:03:47,780 --> 00:03:52,340 your ring I wish he'd shoot me with his 45 00:03:51,380 --> 00:03:56,000 Raygun 46 00:03:52,340 --> 00:03:58,530 at this rate I was seized control of the 47 00:03:56,000 --> 00:04:02,150 entire website of the pentagram by day's 48 00:03:58,530 --> 00:04:04,160 end and nothing not a single beast in 49 00:04:02,150 --> 00:04:06,070 this infernal of suffering will be able 50 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:14,210 to take back this empire from my 51 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:17,620 constrictive grass here will be mine and 52 00:04:14,210 --> 00:04:19,820 everybody will know the name of service 53 00:04:17,620 --> 00:04:22,760 pardon who said that 54 00:04:19,820 --> 00:04:25,290 what did you just say to me you fried 55 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:28,930 chicken fetuses wake up 56 00:04:25,290 --> 00:04:38,320 that was a dose mr. bossman 57 00:04:28,930 --> 00:04:38,320 [Music] 58 00:04:38,740 --> 00:04:46,840 you looking for a flight old man why 59 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:50,620 don't you get that to your toy [ __ ] 60 00:04:46,840 --> 00:04:50,620 off my turf before ice 61 00:04:50,770 --> 00:04:57,060 oh you want to go missing well I'm happy 62 00:04:54,370 --> 00:04:57,060 to apprise 63 00:04:59,940 --> 00:05:05,420 good afternoon I'm Katie killjoy and I'm 64 00:05:03,110 --> 00:05:07,000 Tom trench okay outside a pentagram city 65 00:05:05,420 --> 00:05:08,930 today is the turf war is raging on the 66 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:10,870 west side between notable kingpins 67 00:05:08,930 --> 00:05:13,160 Serpentis and self-proclaimed 68 00:05:10,870 --> 00:05:15,500 spunky powerhouse cherry bomb that's 69 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:18,290 right Tom after the recent extermination 70 00:05:15,500 --> 00:05:20,480 many areas are now up for grabs demons 71 00:05:18,290 --> 00:05:22,970 all over hell are already duking it out 72 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:25,340 to gain new territory that was do you 73 00:05:22,970 --> 00:05:26,960 see there really be going it looks like 74 00:05:25,330 --> 00:05:31,020 they're fighting tooth and nail for that 75 00:05:26,950 --> 00:05:31,020 hot spot and I'm sure like to nail her 76 00:05:31,260 --> 00:05:37,930 jackass Tom or should I say no don't up 77 00:05:35,930 --> 00:05:39,860 next we have an exclusive interview 78 00:05:37,930 --> 00:05:42,110 which is daughter of hell's own head 79 00:05:39,860 --> 00:05:46,660 honcho who's here to discuss her 80 00:05:42,110 --> 00:05:53,750 brand-new passion project actor prick a 81 00:05:46,660 --> 00:05:57,140 little okay you remember what to say yes 82 00:05:53,750 --> 00:06:00,110 let's do this just listen and I'll map 83 00:05:57,130 --> 00:06:03,310 it to you come on Maggie I know what to 84 00:06:00,110 --> 00:06:07,150 say I just feel like we need to I don't 85 00:06:03,310 --> 00:06:07,140 know make things sound more exciting 86 00:06:07,950 --> 00:06:12,700 sing a song about it 87 00:06:09,940 --> 00:06:15,820 you knew I was gonna say this because I 88 00:06:12,700 --> 00:06:19,090 know you but please don't sing this is 89 00:06:15,820 --> 00:06:21,880 serious well you know I'm expressing 90 00:06:19,100 --> 00:06:25,160 myself and Michael's through song but 91 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:27,370 life isn't a musical hon fine but I have 92 00:06:25,160 --> 00:06:30,680 these other ideas of what to say the 93 00:06:27,370 --> 00:06:34,450 highlighted bits are the best board it's 94 00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:38,200 all highlighted is this a drawing yes 95 00:06:34,450 --> 00:06:40,250 that's the happy everyone's smiling and 96 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:40,720 happy in heaven I don't think it's that 97 00:06:40,250 --> 00:06:43,810 simple 98 00:06:40,730 --> 00:06:50,180 just please follow the talking points we 99 00:06:43,810 --> 00:06:52,090 went over and do not sing okay fine 100 00:06:50,180 --> 00:06:58,620 all just half the results of my 101 00:06:52,100 --> 00:07:02,780 impeccable improv skills hey I'm charlie 102 00:06:58,620 --> 00:07:04,790 katie killjoy I'd say it's a pleasure to 103 00:07:02,770 --> 00:07:05,650 meet me but that would be a lie you can 104 00:07:04,790 --> 00:07:08,450 put that away 105 00:07:05,660 --> 00:07:14,570 I don't touch the gays I have standards 106 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:16,690 for you look my time is money so I'll 107 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:18,290 keep this short you're not here because 108 00:07:16,690 --> 00:07:20,120 we wanted you here 109 00:07:18,290 --> 00:07:22,160 you're here because Geoffrey couldn't 110 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:24,700 make it for his cannibal cooking segment 111 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:27,230 you might be some royal bigshot but that 112 00:07:24,700 --> 00:07:29,000 doesn't mean [ __ ] to me I'm too rich and 113 00:07:27,230 --> 00:07:31,040 too influential to give up line [ __ ] 114 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:34,040 about what some Chuck's wearing demon 115 00:07:31,040 --> 00:07:37,750 princess wants to advertise don't get 116 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:37,750 cute with me honey or I will [ __ ] 117 00:07:41,290 --> 00:07:46,430 Charlie whatever that was about this new 118 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:52,060 passion project you've been insistently 119 00:07:46,430 --> 00:07:55,040 pestered a news station about well as 120 00:07:52,060 --> 00:07:57,560 most of you know I was born here in hell 121 00:07:55,040 --> 00:08:00,710 and growing up I always tried to see the 122 00:07:57,560 --> 00:08:04,970 good in everything around me hell is my 123 00:08:00,700 --> 00:08:07,690 home and you are my people we we just 124 00:08:04,970 --> 00:08:10,070 went through another extermination we 125 00:08:07,690 --> 00:08:11,930 lost so many souls and it breaks my 126 00:08:10,060 --> 00:08:14,810 heart to see my people being slaughtered 127 00:08:11,930 --> 00:08:18,050 every year and no one is even given a 128 00:08:14,810 --> 00:08:20,140 chance I can't stand idly by while the 129 00:08:18,050 --> 00:08:24,430 place I live is subjected to such 130 00:08:20,140 --> 00:08:26,560 violence so I've been thinking is that 131 00:08:24,430 --> 00:08:29,540 there a more humane way to endure 132 00:08:26,560 --> 00:08:31,000 overpopulation here in hell perhaps we 133 00:08:29,540 --> 00:08:33,940 can create in 134 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:37,850 - 'native way to change souls through 135 00:08:33,940 --> 00:08:40,700 Redemption well I think yes so that's 136 00:08:37,850 --> 00:08:43,430 what this project aims to achieve ladies 137 00:08:40,700 --> 00:08:46,370 and gentlemen I'm opening the first of 138 00:08:43,420 --> 00:08:54,250 its kind a hotel that rehabilitate 139 00:08:46,370 --> 00:09:23,330 sinners you know because hotels are for 140 00:08:54,250 --> 00:09:25,340 people passing through look every single 141 00:09:23,330 --> 00:09:30,770 one of you has something good deep down 142 00:09:25,340 --> 00:09:38,690 inside I know you do baby I'm not 143 00:09:30,760 --> 00:09:41,540 getting through to you oh no I have a 144 00:09:38,690 --> 00:09:44,650 dream I'm here to tell 145 00:09:41,540 --> 00:09:44,640 [Music] 146 00:09:52,710 --> 00:09:56,080 [Music] 147 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:09,450 [Music] 148 00:10:11,740 --> 00:10:15,160 [Music] 149 00:10:28,510 --> 00:10:30,690 Wow 150 00:10:34,950 --> 00:10:39,810 [Music] 151 00:10:36,330 --> 00:10:42,680 and no more smiles just eat chitlins and 152 00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:42,670 con candy 153 00:10:42,780 --> 00:10:54,620 [Music] 154 00:11:17,730 --> 00:11:45,270 Wow experiment even works you want 155 00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:48,070 people to be good just pretty good well 156 00:11:45,270 --> 00:11:50,130 we have a paid trip already who believes 157 00:11:48,070 --> 00:11:55,110 in our cause and he's shown incredible 158 00:11:50,130 --> 00:11:55,110 progress oh and who might that be 159 00:11:55,280 --> 00:12:00,490 [Music] 160 00:11:56,850 --> 00:12:01,760 angel dust the porn star you [ __ ] 161 00:12:00,490 --> 00:12:04,600 mutt Tom 162 00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:06,630 in any case that's not even an 163 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:08,560 accomplishment I'm sure you can get that 164 00:12:06,630 --> 00:12:11,190 hooker to do anything with enough total 165 00:12:08,550 --> 00:12:13,830 sugar in Luke I beg to differ 166 00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:17,610 he's been behaved clean and out of 167 00:12:13,830 --> 00:12:20,470 trouble for two weeks now breaking news 168 00:12:17,610 --> 00:12:22,950 we are receiving word that a new player 169 00:12:20,470 --> 00:12:31,360 has entered the ongoing turf war let's 170 00:12:22,950 --> 00:12:33,090 go to the live feed it looks like the 171 00:12:31,360 --> 00:12:36,750 one who just joined the battle is none 172 00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:40,480 other than a [ __ ] an actor angel dust 173 00:12:36,750 --> 00:12:43,740 a juicy coincidence you must feels 174 00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:43,740 really stupid right now 175 00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:51,200 look at this well it sure looks like 176 00:12:48,990 --> 00:12:53,900 your little project is dead on arrival 177 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:56,840 tell us how does it feel to be such a 178 00:12:53,900 --> 00:12:56,830 total failure 179 00:12:57,130 --> 00:13:03,040 how does it feel that I got your pet 180 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:03,040 [ __ ] 181 00:13:03,830 --> 00:13:06,970 [Music] 182 00:13:14,910 --> 00:13:20,620 anyway I thought you up and died or some 183 00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:23,000 [ __ ] I wish if it's dated this crappy 184 00:13:20,620 --> 00:13:24,980 hotel on the other side of town some 185 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:36,910 broads are let me stay rent-free if I 186 00:13:24,980 --> 00:13:41,810 play nice crazy [ __ ] and clear for to 187 00:13:36,910 --> 00:13:42,090 wait well sorta clean just clean as you 188 00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:56,140 can 189 00:13:42,100 --> 00:13:59,330 [ __ ] loader Bolivian watching your 190 00:13:56,140 --> 00:14:01,530 [ __ ] have no class in war the side 191 00:13:59,330 --> 00:14:04,120 remember it is the side with the most 192 00:14:01,530 --> 00:14:07,270 [Music] 193 00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:07,940 speaking a style is your hat like alive 194 00:14:07,270 --> 00:14:10,390 or something 195 00:14:07,940 --> 00:14:13,310 oh well that's none of your goddamn 196 00:14:10,390 --> 00:14:15,870 business now is it would that make your 197 00:14:13,300 --> 00:14:17,190 hat the top and you the bottom 198 00:14:15,870 --> 00:14:20,610 [Music] 199 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:28,830 I'm going to blow you to bits 200 00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:31,750 kinky I'm not like that not so cocky now 201 00:14:28,830 --> 00:14:33,010 are we you know you really got a watch 202 00:14:31,750 --> 00:14:34,990 what comes out of your mouth 203 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:37,200 I've been making these sex jokes the 204 00:14:34,990 --> 00:14:42,100 whole and it's obvious you ain't 205 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:43,320 catching on I mean it's just don't think 206 00:14:42,100 --> 00:14:51,330 you're gonna get in a lot of trouble for 207 00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:54,000 this little guy cause you haven't 208 00:14:51,330 --> 00:14:56,470 changed you know you're my favorite guy 209 00:14:54,000 --> 00:15:00,080 to party with you'll know it sugar tits 210 00:14:56,470 --> 00:15:00,080 you ready to finish this 211 00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:17,260 [Music] 212 00:15:14,420 --> 00:15:18,370 [Applause] 213 00:15:17,260 --> 00:15:20,270 [Music] 214 00:15:18,370 --> 00:15:23,640 [Applause] 215 00:15:20,270 --> 00:15:23,640 [Music] 216 00:15:23,860 --> 00:15:31,100 what what what are you coming I owed my 217 00:15:29,450 --> 00:15:33,740 girl buddy a solid isn't that a 218 00:15:31,100 --> 00:15:36,250 redeeming quality helping friends with 219 00:15:33,740 --> 00:15:39,130 staff not with turf wars that results in 220 00:15:36,250 --> 00:15:43,000 territorial genocide you win some you 221 00:15:39,130 --> 00:15:45,390 lose a few hundred it wasn't that bad 222 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,390 anyway 223 00:15:46,450 --> 00:15:52,340 come on I had to my credibility was on 224 00:15:50,260 --> 00:15:54,110 the line I mean what kind of reputation 225 00:15:52,340 --> 00:15:56,600 would I have if people found out I was 226 00:15:54,110 --> 00:15:59,090 trying to go clean it just throws out my 227 00:15:56,600 --> 00:16:01,630 entire persona your credibility what 228 00:15:59,090 --> 00:16:04,340 about the hotels your little slight made 229 00:16:01,630 --> 00:16:09,270 us look like a [ __ ] joke no no no 230 00:16:04,340 --> 00:16:10,850 babe jokes are funny I made you look 231 00:16:09,270 --> 00:16:16,420 pathetic 232 00:16:10,850 --> 00:16:20,000 like an orphan no arms or legs with 233 00:16:16,420 --> 00:16:22,270 progeria right now I'm bummed thinking 234 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:24,440 about it this thing of any liquor can 235 00:16:22,270 --> 00:16:27,250 you please just try to take this 236 00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:29,390 seriously fine I'll try just don't get 237 00:16:27,250 --> 00:16:31,810 your taco in a twist baby was that you 238 00:16:29,380 --> 00:16:34,120 trying to be sexist or racist whatever 239 00:16:31,820 --> 00:16:36,560 pisses you off more is there seriously 240 00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:40,290 no liquor in here I'm gonna kill him 241 00:16:36,550 --> 00:16:45,270 dule clicks wait what that big old dad 242 00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:48,220 who are exactly do I go double hell 243 00:16:45,270 --> 00:16:52,000 sorry you're stuck with me [ __ ] get 244 00:16:48,230 --> 00:16:54,500 used to it buddy listen 245 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:56,680 who cares if some jagoff Scott hey most 246 00:16:54,500 --> 00:16:58,220 of them are ugly freaks look around got 247 00:16:56,690 --> 00:16:59,810 a bunch of [ __ ] Harlequin babies now 248 00:16:58,220 --> 00:17:02,990 you're wanting to talk Hey 249 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:04,840 this body is flawless everyone wants 250 00:17:02,990 --> 00:17:09,230 some of me and I got the creepy fan 251 00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:12,400 letters to prove it that was really 252 00:17:09,230 --> 00:17:14,720 uncool you know angel uncool after that 253 00:17:12,410 --> 00:17:16,670 train wreck there is no way anyone is 254 00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:19,570 gonna want to stay at the hotel all 255 00:17:16,670 --> 00:17:21,560 thanks to you and your selfish [ __ ] 256 00:17:19,570 --> 00:17:22,760 does that mean I don't have a free room 257 00:17:21,550 --> 00:17:26,390 anymore 258 00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:29,490 ah shucks 259 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:30,360 hey come on we don't know if things are 260 00:17:29,490 --> 00:17:56,330 over yet 261 00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:58,370 try to relax baggie it'll be okay it's 262 00:17:56,330 --> 00:18:01,040 probably a good idea to get some actual 263 00:17:58,380 --> 00:18:04,910 food in this place you know to feed all 264 00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:04,900 the wayward Souls you got in here 265 00:18:09,140 --> 00:18:12,230 [Music] 266 00:18:23,660 --> 00:18:29,940 hey mom I know I keep calling and you 267 00:18:28,890 --> 00:18:34,680 must be busy 268 00:18:29,940 --> 00:18:39,220 really busy but the interview didn't go 269 00:18:34,690 --> 00:18:41,830 well and I don't know if I'm going to 270 00:18:39,220 --> 00:18:45,120 make a difference I don't know what I'm 271 00:18:41,820 --> 00:18:52,740 doing I could really use some advice mom 272 00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:55,880 I I think dad was right about me anyway 273 00:18:52,740 --> 00:19:00,110 I'll stop talking before this gets long 274 00:18:55,880 --> 00:19:00,110 love you bye 275 00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:15,990 [Music] 276 00:19:22,060 --> 00:19:27,170 hey Maggie why radio demon is at the 277 00:19:26,510 --> 00:19:30,040 door 278 00:19:27,170 --> 00:19:34,130 what Oh what should I do 279 00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:34,120 well don't let him in 280 00:19:35,020 --> 00:19:39,920 may I speak now you may tell us a 281 00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:40,750 pleasure to be meeting you sweetheart 282 00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:42,760 I'd a pleasure 283 00:19:40,750 --> 00:19:44,720 excuse my sudden visit but I saw your 284 00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:47,500 Fiasco on a picture show and I just 285 00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:49,130 couldn't resist water performance why I 286 00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:53,800 haven't been invited attain to the stock 287 00:19:49,130 --> 00:19:59,630 market crash of 1929 so many orphans 288 00:19:53,800 --> 00:20:01,750 right there I know your game I'm not 289 00:19:59,630 --> 00:20:30,350 gonna let you hurt anyone here you 290 00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:33,580 pompous cheesy ridiculous thing you're 291 00:20:30,340 --> 00:20:38,380 trying to do please hotel I want to help 292 00:20:33,580 --> 00:20:43,510 you run it why does anyone do anything 293 00:20:38,390 --> 00:20:46,730 Cher bottom-5 lacked inspiration for 294 00:20:43,510 --> 00:20:55,600 decades my work became Montaigne [ __ ] 295 00:20:46,730 --> 00:20:59,630 focus does getting into a fistfight with 296 00:20:55,600 --> 00:21:05,650 a reporter count is entertainment it's 297 00:20:59,630 --> 00:21:08,750 the purest guy my dear after all the 298 00:21:05,660 --> 00:21:12,680 world is a stage and the stage is a 299 00:21:08,750 --> 00:21:14,450 world of entertainment so does this mean 300 00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:19,070 that you think it's possible to 301 00:21:14,450 --> 00:21:22,370 rehabilitate a demon that's all working 302 00:21:19,060 --> 00:21:24,950 on cents Redemption oh the non-existent 303 00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:26,200 humanity no no no no I don't think 304 00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:27,340 there's anything left that could save 305 00:21:26,210 --> 00:21:29,350 such loathsome sinner 306 00:21:27,330 --> 00:21:32,040 the chance given was the life they live 307 00:21:29,340 --> 00:21:34,650 before the punishment is this there is 308 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:36,090 no I'm doing what is done why do you 309 00:21:34,650 --> 00:21:38,710 want to help me if you don't believe in 310 00:21:36,090 --> 00:21:41,580 my cause considered an investment in 311 00:21:38,710 --> 00:21:43,360 ongoing entertainment for myself I want 312 00:21:41,580 --> 00:21:45,930 to watch the scum of the world struggle 313 00:21:43,350 --> 00:21:48,930 to climb up the hill of betterment only 314 00:21:45,940 --> 00:21:57,420 to repeatedly trip and tumble down to 315 00:21:48,940 --> 00:22:01,320 the fiery pit of failure yes indeedy 316 00:21:57,420 --> 00:22:04,360 I see big things coming our way 317 00:22:01,310 --> 00:22:06,150 so what's the deal with smiles over 318 00:22:04,350 --> 00:22:08,000 there wait you've never heard a thing 319 00:22:06,150 --> 00:22:10,890 before you've been here longer than me 320 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:13,890 the radio demon one of the most powerful 321 00:22:10,890 --> 00:22:18,090 beings hell has ever seen not big on 322 00:22:13,890 --> 00:22:20,550 politics the decades ago Aleister 323 00:22:18,090 --> 00:22:23,130 manifested he held seemingly overnight 324 00:22:20,550 --> 00:22:25,890 he began to topple overlords who had 325 00:22:23,130 --> 00:22:28,080 been dominant for centuries that kind of 326 00:22:25,890 --> 00:22:29,970 raw power had never been hardest by a 327 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:32,470 mortal soul before 328 00:22:29,980 --> 00:22:32,980 he broadcast his carnage all throughout 329 00:22:32,470 --> 00:22:34,800 hell 330 00:22:32,980 --> 00:22:36,200 just so everyone could witness his 331 00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:39,230 ability 332 00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:42,710 sinners started conjure the radio deal 333 00:22:39,230 --> 00:22:45,370 as lazy as that is many have speculated 334 00:22:42,710 --> 00:22:47,650 what unimaginable force enabled him to 335 00:22:45,370 --> 00:22:49,830 rival our world's most ancient and 336 00:22:47,650 --> 00:22:52,000 destructive evils 337 00:22:49,830 --> 00:22:54,490 one thing's for sure he's an 338 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:57,490 unpredictable source of danger a wicked 339 00:22:54,490 --> 00:22:59,620 spirit of mystery and a violent monster 340 00:22:57,490 --> 00:23:02,390 of chaos the likes of which we can't 341 00:22:59,610 --> 00:23:05,010 risk getting involved with unless we 342 00:23:02,390 --> 00:23:05,020 embraced 343 00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:11,320 he looks like a strawberry pimp well I 344 00:23:08,860 --> 00:23:16,450 don't trust him he'll be fed do you 345 00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:19,780 trust any man any men men Charlie listen 346 00:23:16,460 --> 00:23:22,300 to me you can't believe this creep he 347 00:23:19,780 --> 00:23:24,250 isn't just a happy face he's a deal 348 00:23:22,300 --> 00:23:26,990 maker pure evil 349 00:23:24,250 --> 00:23:28,730 he can't be redeemed and is most likely 350 00:23:26,990 --> 00:23:31,880 looking for a way to destroy everything 351 00:23:28,730 --> 00:23:34,940 we're trying to do I we don't know that 352 00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:37,910 look I know he's bad and I know he 353 00:23:34,940 --> 00:23:39,910 probably doesn't want to change but the 354 00:23:37,910 --> 00:23:42,520 whole point of this is to give people a 355 00:23:39,910 --> 00:23:45,530 chance I'm Duffy things will be better 356 00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:47,800 how can I turn someone away 357 00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:50,590 I can't it goes against everything I'm 358 00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:52,750 trying to do everything I believe in 359 00:23:50,590 --> 00:23:55,730 just trust me 360 00:23:52,750 --> 00:23:58,700 I can take care of myself charlie 361 00:23:55,730 --> 00:24:01,780 whatever you do do not make a deal with 362 00:23:58,700 --> 00:24:02,800 him don't worry I picked up one thing 363 00:24:01,780 --> 00:24:06,270 from my dad 364 00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:10,270 you don't take [ __ ] from other demons 365 00:24:06,270 --> 00:24:12,040 okay so now you're sketchy as [ __ ] and 366 00:24:10,270 --> 00:24:15,160 you clearly see what I'm trying to do 367 00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:17,530 here is a joke but I don't I think 368 00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:19,850 everyone deserves a chance to prove they 369 00:24:17,530 --> 00:24:22,460 can be better so I'm taking your offer 370 00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:26,320 to help on the condition that there be 371 00:24:22,460 --> 00:24:29,040 no trickster booty strings attached so 372 00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:29,040 it's a deal 373 00:24:33,140 --> 00:24:42,250 no checking no deals DYI hmm as princess 374 00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:44,530 of hell and heir to the throne daya dear 375 00:24:42,250 --> 00:24:48,390 by order that you help with this hotel 376 00:24:44,530 --> 00:24:50,620 for as long as you desire 377 00:24:48,390 --> 00:24:53,480 [Music] 378 00:24:50,630 --> 00:25:00,900 sound fair huh fair enough 379 00:24:53,480 --> 00:25:07,760 cool beans smile my dear you know you're 380 00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:14,850 never fully dressed without one so where 381 00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:17,870 is your hotel staff you're going to need 382 00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:19,980 more than that and what can you do my 383 00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:21,050 effeminate fellow I can suck your dick 384 00:25:19,980 --> 00:25:25,010 ha 385 00:25:21,050 --> 00:25:27,210 no you're lost well this just once - I 386 00:25:25,010 --> 00:25:30,130 suppose I can cash in a few favors to 387 00:25:27,210 --> 00:25:30,140 liven things up 388 00:25:35,590 --> 00:25:39,000 [Music] 389 00:25:43,270 --> 00:25:51,690 this little darling is nippy it's been a 390 00:25:49,790 --> 00:25:56,990 while since we do fancy 391 00:25:51,690 --> 00:25:59,130 why are your women sorry that's rude 392 00:25:56,990 --> 00:26:09,470 ladies touch which is weird because 393 00:25:59,130 --> 00:26:11,980 you're human we boys 394 00:26:09,470 --> 00:26:18,390 [Music] 395 00:26:11,980 --> 00:26:20,620 Oh what the [ __ ] is this you Oh Oscar my 396 00:26:18,390 --> 00:26:23,520 good friend glad you to make it don't 397 00:26:20,610 --> 00:26:25,920 you husker me you son of a [ __ ] I was 398 00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:26,640 about to win the whole damn pot good to 399 00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:28,600 see you too 400 00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:30,810 what the hell do you want with me this 401 00:26:28,590 --> 00:26:32,550 time my friend I am doing some charity 402 00:26:30,810 --> 00:26:34,680 work so I took it upon myself to 403 00:26:32,550 --> 00:26:35,160 volunteer your services I hope that's 404 00:26:34,690 --> 00:26:39,420 okay 405 00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:41,880 are you [ __ ] me no I don't think so 406 00:26:39,420 --> 00:26:43,960 you thought it would be some kind of big 407 00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:46,080 [ __ ] riot just to pull me out of 408 00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:50,040 nowhere you think I'm some kind of 409 00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:52,410 [ __ ] clown maybe ain't no [ __ ] 410 00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:54,300 charity job well I figured you would be 411 00:26:52,410 --> 00:26:56,620 the perfect face to man the front desk 412 00:26:54,300 --> 00:26:58,800 of this fine establishment with your 413 00:26:56,610 --> 00:27:02,280 charming smile and welcoming energy this 414 00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:06,750 job was made for you don't worry my 415 00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:06,750 friend I can make this more welcoming 416 00:27:08,190 --> 00:27:13,710 what you think you can fire me with a 417 00:27:10,590 --> 00:27:18,780 wink and some cheap booze or you Stan 418 00:27:13,710 --> 00:27:20,640 hey hey hey no no bar no alcohol this is 419 00:27:18,780 --> 00:27:25,100 supposed to be a place that describes us 420 00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:31,860 in some kind of now brothel 421 00:27:25,100 --> 00:27:34,750 shut up we are keeping this only have 422 00:27:31,860 --> 00:27:38,970 you watch me oh my gosh welcome to the 423 00:27:34,750 --> 00:27:42,600 hotel you are going to hear I lost the 424 00:27:38,980 --> 00:27:50,280 ability to love years ago so what do you 425 00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:52,790 think it's okay this is going to be very 426 00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:52,790 entertaining 427 00:27:54,970 --> 00:27:58,040 [Music] 428 00:28:01,540 --> 00:28:10,280 what the hell Charmian damn it Bell now 429 00:28:08,430 --> 00:28:13,970 let's cancel these burning fools a 430 00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:13,970 placement well take the boys 431 00:28:16,020 --> 00:28:24,090 sign of every demon is a must come up 432 00:28:21,310 --> 00:28:24,090 now with 433 00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:42,260 be simple tense improper sound they'll 434 00:28:36,700 --> 00:28:42,260 spend a little time down at the husband 435 00:28:45,550 --> 00:28:52,520 well well well look who it is harboring 436 00:28:49,500 --> 00:28:55,200 the Strymon freak we meet yet again 437 00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:58,200 Aleister do I know you 438 00:28:55,200 --> 00:29:00,690 oh yes you do 439 00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:03,200 and this time I have the element of 440 00:29:00,690 --> 00:29:03,200 surprise 441 00:29:40,610 --> 00:29:45,030 well I'm starved who wants some 442 00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:46,770 jambalaya my mother once showed me a 443 00:29:45,030 --> 00:29:48,670 wonderful recipe for jambalaya 444 00:29:46,770 --> 00:29:52,580 in fact in nearly killed her ha ha ha 445 00:29:48,670 --> 00:29:52,590 you could say that kick was right about 446 00:29:54,420 --> 00:30:05,510 real changes down here the game is set 447 00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:05,510 now stay tuned 448 00:30:08,990 --> 00:30:34,930 [Music] 449 00:30:37,820 --> 00:31:29,940 [Music] 450 00:31:36,790 --> 00:31:41,320 now will you shoot me with your Raygun 32014

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