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Sorry about that.

Breathe in and out for me one more time.

Good.

Well, yeah, the respiratory infection seems to be gone.

You've been taking all your medications?

Mm -hmm. All the antibiotics?

Yeah. Nothing left in the bottle?

No, I finished that. Good, because it's really important to have a way of coming

back, and it's even harder the second time, so excellent.

But yeah, your breathing checks out, which is good.

Blood pressure's normal.

And all your vaccinations are up to date.

Excellent. You're a healthy young lady.

Anything else you want to ask me before you leave? Anything that's bothering

you? Anything you want me to check out?

I mean, there's one thing that's kind of been bothering

me, but...

I don't know. It's embarrassing to talk about.

Come on. I'm your physician.

You can tell me anything.

You okay?

Okay.

It's my butthole.

I thought you would act more professionally.

Okay,

first of all this is doctor patient confidentiality so anything you discuss

me in this room completely private And

secondly

I want to apologize

I'm sorry about that.

It's uncalled for and it will never happen again.

But you said that this was the first time with your boyfriend having anal

Was this the first time you ever had anal sex ever?

Yeah. It was just last night, right?

Okay.

Yeah, I mean, look, it's nothing unusual to have a little discomfort during anal

sex.

It's natural.

What you described to me might have been perfect, but you just had it last

night. And again, just to be clear, what you and your boyfriend do in your

privacy of your own home is totally your fault.

Perfectly fine.

Well, I was reading online about anal fissures and anal tearing.

Do you think maybe you should take a look and make sure it's not something

serious?

Dr. Internet to the rescue.

Look, whenever you read things online, it always makes it seem like it's worth

it. You cut your finger and it's all like an infection.

You're perfectly fine. Have Sandy fill up an appointment for you on the way

Okay. And probably another couple of weeks for a follow -up exam.

Okay.

Actually, you know, it's never a bad idea to be extra safe. Better be safe

sorry. Come back over here and remove your dress and your undergarments and

give you more thorough examination.

Okay. Okay.

So you're just out of here for a week?

Yeah, just for spring break.

You're going to miss Easter egg hunts.

Doctor, is everything okay back there?

Yeah, I'm just doing a preliminary visual inspection.

Very nice.

That's good.

Breathe in and out for me.

Excellent.

In and out.

Okay, good.

So I need you to scoot up on my table. Scoot up on the examination table. Lay

your right side and tuck your knees to your chest.

Very good.

Put your knees to your chest.

Excellent.

Okay, so visually everything looks good. I'm just going to palpate your rectum.

Oh, don't worry. It's the clinical permit. It means examination by touch.

I'll be right back.

Stay there.

So you're not going to be participating in the Easter egg hunt. You'll be gone

before then, huh? Yeah.

But I would get homesick on holidays if I didn't come back. Yeah.

I remember when I first went out freshman year in college, I came back,

everything seemed different.

So I need you to relax, okay?

Okay. All right, so this is going to be a little uncomfortable.

You're going to feel a little bit of pressure, okay?

Okay.

You okay?

Yes.

All right. How's that?

Hurt a little bit.

Okay. I'm going to move it in a little bit deeper now, okay? I'm just warning

you. Breathe for me. Keep breathing.

Moving it in deeper.

Very good.

Okay.

So, tell me about your experience with your boyfriend, your first annual

experience.

Did you guys, you knew?

Yeah.

What called?

Like, what do you mean?

Well, there's water baths, oil baths. natural like coconut

oil i i don't i don't think i know the difference

that's okay did you guys warm up first like did he use a

finger or anything to get you ready for you know the night in question no i

kind of skipped through all of them actually all right okay so i'm going to

inserting a second finger now okay

Relax. Breathe.

You okay?

Yeah, it's okay.

You okay?

Excellent.

A little deeper.

A little deeper.

And I'm just going to leave it right here for a moment.

So you mean you guys didn't even use like a toy or anything to warm up at

No.

Do you know what a butt plug is?

I've heard of them.

Okay.

A little bit deeper.

Breathe. Relax.

So yeah, the butt plug, you put it in. Women use it to warm up.

And you can keep it in, well, as long as you want, I mean. A lot of times there

are people who wear it for a couple hours or I've even read somewhere that

women need.

We walk around town all day with it in public.

I could never be brave enough to do that.

I'm almost done.

I know it's a little uncomfortable, but probably not as bad as your boyfriend

last night.

Yeah, usually a water -based lube or spit is usually the best.

No allergic reactions.

I'm just going to leave this here for a few seconds.

Is the department here still Mr. Hamilton?

Yeah.

Well, they joke he's been there for like a hundred years.

It was actually my first year organic chemistry professor.

Okay.

You're good? Yeah.

Alright, I'm removing my fingers now.

There we go. You don't have to push, just let it happen.

And we're good.

Is that it?

No, actually, I think really to be thorough, it's important that I do a

inspection now of your rectum.

Okay. So I'm going to be using this device here.

What is that?

This is called a speculum.

Don't worry, it looks a lot more intimidating than it really is.

It's actually easier than a finger.

Do we have to do that?

Yeah, I'm afraid so I want to be thorough.

There's something I felt in there. It might be nothing, but it's just good to

get a visual on it.

That looks like it's going to hurt really bad.

Oh no, it'll be fine. It'll be fine.

Just a little bit more.

I'll

recommend

some breaths for you before you leave.

Okay, so this is going to be a little bit more uncomfortable than the fingers,

but not much. You're going to feel a little bit of pressure, okay?

All right.

Just relax.

You ready?

Yeah. Okay. Count to three.

One, two, three.

There we go.

Are we good?

It's okay.

Are we good?

A lot different than your fingers.

Just relax.

Breathe for me.

There we go. Once it gets past the sphincter, it just glides in nice and

So I'm going to let it rest here for a second before I go to the next part of

this. The next part?

Yeah, so I'm going to have to open it up a little bit.

Because the aperture is right here, I can't really see as deeply as I need to.

Okay?

So just so you know what's coming next, I'm going to open it up and then I'm

going to clamp it off so it stays locked in position.

Okay?

All right, here we go.

Are we good?

That's okay.

Are we good?

It's okay.

Are we good?

Yes. All right. Good girl.

How's that?

That's really uncomfortable.

Okay, I'm going to back off to here. How's that?

That's okay.

That's good? Okay, I'm going to clamp it off right here. I think that should be

sufficient.

Will I see you in church this Sunday before you leave?

Um, probably, probably so.

My parents are, you know.

Okay.

You really should instead of singing in the choir like you did when you were a

kid. He had a lovely voice, I remember.

Doesn't seem to be any tears or anything like that.

You're really lucky. Your boyfriend sounds like a complete amateur.

You know a lot about anal sex.

Like a lot.

Hey, I'm sorry. I was just offering advice.

Hey, how did you learn all this advice anyway?

I'm sure they didn't teach you this in medical school, did they?

Uh... Don't be shy.

Like you said, you've been a friend of the family for years now.

You've really helped me through some rough times.

I won't judge you.

Well... I watch a lot of anal porn.

And porn?

So,

you must get awfully tempted having to look

at so many pretty girls with your job, huh?

Oh, no.

No?

Are you sure?

I mean, what is it that you called me today when I came in here?

In fact, what is it that you call me every single time I have a visit with

I'm your what?

What am I?

Your favorite what?

Hmm?

Tell me.

You're my favorite.

Favorite what?

Am I your favorite patient because you really like me, doctor?

Or am I your favorite patient because you've always wanted to fuck me?

See, you were right.

My boyfriend was a complete amateur.

In fact, the anal sex hurt really bad.

But I bet...

If I had anal with someone who was completely obsessed with it, I

could learn to love it.

What do you say?

Actually, one.

Unethical. Oh, my God.

You're never going to have a patient ever go along with this.

I mean, you would be an idiot to turn it down.

And... I want it.

You obviously want it.

We're both consenting adults.

Doesn't get more ethical than that.

You can take this off.

I don't know what you wanna...

I've got to stare at a mask.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Son of a girl. Son of a soft cock in the movies that you watch.

God, I wish.

Much better.

You're such a tease.

You're such a tease.

I bet you're excited to go in my tight little nozzle.

I don't want to fuck you everywhere.

Yeah. This has been so hard for me to be professional.

It's going to be the first office you've ever been in.

Like you said, we have to use lots of glue, right?

Didn't you say spit was the best?

I bet that's why you took so long in coming.

I'm just telling you.

You better stop. I don't want to come to you soon again.

Sam will definitely come to you soon.

I don't want to do this.

Can I try something

I've always wanted to do?

Sure. It's the big fantasy of mine.

I'm going to be up.

Let's see if there's one thing I've learned.

You've just got to warm you up first.

You can't just shut me down.

No.

Oh, my God.

I'm so sorry for the things I've done.

You're just sucking it in, aren't you?

Oh my God.

Yeah.

That was a nice one.

It's really touchy like that.

You like that?

It's like a little hold.

I feel like I can feel your finger pressing down.

That helps my ass relax.

That's really good.

I feel really slow.

I'm a little nervous.

I'll be slow, I promise.

It'll be nice and slow.

You're so tight.

Oh my God, you're so much bigger than my boyfriend. Holy shit.

Holy shit. You okay?

I'm just gonna sit. You okay?

I'm sad.

Can you leave it there for a second?

Yeah.

Okay.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

My boyfriend didn't take his time like this.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Feels good when you go to bed.

Oh, God.

Is that a good baby?

Yeah.

It would destroy my practice.

I think I lost it.

You don't want me to tell them or they'll choke me.

Otherwise I'm going to tell everyone.

Okay, back to the cameras.

Yeah.

Hmm.

Ugh.

Oh shit.

You okay?

Yeah. You okay?

I feel really, really relaxed now.

Okay.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

You're so beautiful.

Oh, my God.

You're really deep.

Holy shit.

I used to follow this beautiful master around town all the time.

Oh, God.

We definitely gotta hurry up and get dressed.

You've been in here way too long.

You're already dressed.

I'm sorry, I can't even think straight.

So, I was thinking, uh, that was great.

I'll have, I'll have Sandy schedule you for six weeks when you're back for the

summer.

You know, I don't think that's gonna be necessary.

Um,

Yeah, I knew that I wasn't coming back the moment I saw how fucking perverted

you are. And, um, I'll be seeing a female doctor from now on.

You should really be fucking ashamed of yourself. You see my entire family, and

you have to if I was little.

I would never come back here, even if I was paid to.

You're lucky I don't have you arrested.

You're disgusting.