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Narrator: Coming up,
why is Q at a loss for words?
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[ Laughing ]
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Wait for it.
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What does Murr look like
with a full head of hair?
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Sal: Oh, my God!
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Narrator: And which joker will
connect with his inner loser
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in tonight's punishment?
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[ Laughter ]
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Sal:
Prepare for something amazing.
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Q: Hey, mustache, what's up?
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[ Laughter ]
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Murr:
I want my mommy!
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[ Laughter ]
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Sal:
I will never forgive you!
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Joe: Larry!
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[ Laughter ]
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Today, we're at
Focus Pointe Global,
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competing head to head
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as TV executives
pitching our latest ideas.
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The goal is to convince
a roomful of strangers
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that your ideas are better
than the other guy's.
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The catch is that we have
no idea what we're pitching
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'cause our show ideas have
been written by our opponents.
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At the end,
we'll ask the group
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to vote for which one of us
had the better ideas.
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Whoever gets
the fewest votes loses.
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Guys, it's a show
about four friends
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since high school, right?
There's one that --
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-Pass! Pass!
-No, no, no!
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Joe: Here we go.
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I have a distinct
advantage here,
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because I have worked
as a development executive
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for a TV company
for a decade.
That's right.
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A few of these ideas are
his real own stupid ideas.
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[ Laughter ]
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-Hi, guys.
-Thank you, guys, for coming.
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We're going to pitch you ideas
for TV shows and movies.
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I will start.
This one is "Lil' Cheaters."
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Watch the tears spill
as 7-year-olds
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who have just committed to their
first boyfriends and girlfriends
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see hidden-camera footage
that reveals
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their first significant other
being unfaithful.
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[ Joe and Q laugh ]
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Come on.
[ Laughs ]
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They're 7, though.
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Fidelity knows no age.
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[ Joe and Q laugh ]
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First one I'd like to pitch is
"Not So Shrimple, Is It?"
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[ Both laugh ]
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In each episode
of this docu-soap,
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a different family is given
an excess of leftover shrimp.
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What will they do with
all the extra shrimp?
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[ Laughter ]
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We'll keep going.
We've got a, uh...
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[ Laughter ]
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"Jamaican Batman,"
a.k.a. "Botmon."
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[ Both laugh ]
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It's the classic story
of Batman reggae-fied.
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"'Jamaican' me crazy
for my dead parents."
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[ Both laugh ]
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Yeah, it's like -- You know,
it's like the Jamaican Batman.
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This is backfiring, Sal,
so bad!
Wow.
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If you love that,
you're gonna love this one.
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By the way, that color pink
looks great on you.
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[ Laughter ]
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Sal's trying to curry favor
by complimenting people.
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In this crime drama,
15 Nobel Prize winners
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suddenly drop dead
from heat exhaustion
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at the Miss America Pageant.
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When the Nobel Prize winners
later show up
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at the Nathan's
Hot Dog Competition,
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no one knows what to think
except for Stephen Hawking,
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who can walk again
but won't reveal how.
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"Nobel Gases."
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[ Both laugh ]
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Yeah, it's too highbrow.
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Oh-ho! Too highbrow.
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Okay. Next -- "Samantha Brown
Does It Again."
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Everyone's favorite travel host,
Samantha Brown,
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is back, doing it again.
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[ Both laugh ]
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She was in that show that ran
for like eight seasons,
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"Samantha Brown Does It."
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[ Laughing ]
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This is a sequel, "Samantha
Brown Does It Again."
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What does she do?
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She travels the world, explores
different cultures, places.
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She does it.
She does it.
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-Is it the same show over?
-Again.
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Again.
She does it again.
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It's going
to all the same places
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she already was in
all the other episodes?
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Again.
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[ Both laugh ]
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Yeah.
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Doesn't make any sense.
I don't care if --
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I don't care if
it's a documentary.
I love these stories.
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That shirt's [bleep] on you,
by the way.
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[ Both laugh ]
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Q: Sal's going down,
and he knows it!
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Here we go.
"Doc, Make My Abs Hairy."
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This is a new
reality show.
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Women all over the world
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are flocking to make
their abs hairy...
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Q: Women are?
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...in this elective
cosmetic procedure
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that's taken the world
by storm.
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And this documentary traces its
origins from 2005 to modern-day.
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[ Laughter ]
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How much hair?
Mustache hair or full hair?
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We're not gonna full --
Not a full Groucho.
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[ Laughing ]
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Joe:
What does that even mean?
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Okay.
Which one of our ideas
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do you think are more marketable
or more likely to be used?
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I would say his.
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You would say James.
Okay.
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-You would also say James.
-I say James.
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[ Ding! ]
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Joe: Murr wins it.
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Thank you, sir.
You know what, though?
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You look like
a million bucks.
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[ Buzzer ]
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And we work in the
entertainment industry.
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And we're basically
just trying
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to get feedback of
who has the better ideas.
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Murr: Now, Joe wrote
all Q's ideas...
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And Q wrote all Joe's.
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Okay.
This one's "Pound Town."
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Just outside of London,
a group of obese people
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run a kill shelter in this
daily two-hour dramedy.
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-"Daily two-hour dramedy"?
-It's on every day.
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When the money is tight
and the dogs are gone,
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what will Mr. and Mrs. Pound
do for money and food?
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That could be
an interesting one.
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[ Both laugh ]
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So, this is called
"Shallow Drowning."
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Follow three ministers
as they set off on a pilgrimage
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to bring faith
to a sinking island.
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The residents are cannibals,
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and the ministers are chubby,
and the tide is rising.
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[ Laughter ]
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-[ Laughs ]
-Okay.
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-Sounds awful.
-"It sounds awful."
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Just from an
interest standpoint,
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people know what it is.
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That's something
they're gonna watch.
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What?
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Somebody get eaten this week?
How far is it gonna sink?
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Maybe it will sink this week
while we're watching.
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[ Both laugh ]
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All right. I'm up.
"Tickle Me Timbers."
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From executive --
[ Laughs ]
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Just the title
gets me every time.
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[ Laughter ]
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Right. Okay.
All right, I'm up.
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"Tickle Me Timbers."
From executive --
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[ Laughs ]
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Just the title
gets me every time.
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From executive producer
Chuck Sharts, "Tickle Me Ti--"
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[ Both laugh ]
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"Tickle Me Timbers"
is so funny.
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[ Both laugh ]
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Murr: [ Laughing ] The plant!
Get the plant out of the way!
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"Tickle Me Timbers" is
an imaginative reinvention
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of a Somali pirate hijacking
Captain Phillips.
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In each episode, we see
pirates taking a new ship
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and breaking hearts as
they break all the rules.
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"Tickle Me Timbers."
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[ Both laugh ]
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That sounds the best
out of all the ideas so far.
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All right.
Go ahead, bud. You're up.
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This is, "Hola Mami!
Where Are You?"
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Alice is
a savvy businesswoman
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who is too busy
for a relationship.
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Mike...
[ Laughs ]
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[ Laughter ]
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Mike pretends to be a gay,
blind Puerto Rican man
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in order to get close
to Alice...
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Laughing ]
...the woman of his dreams.
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[ Both laugh ]
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So...
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-That would work.
-Yeah, that'd work.
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[ Laughter ]
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All right, if you liked --
if you like that,
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you're gonna love
"In the Dog House."
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A former salesman
with an eating disorder
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has his life ruined
when his foreign --
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when his foreign wife
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can't stop bringing home bichon
frises and spending money,
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driving him into madness
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and murdering
in this harrowing drama.
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[ Laughing ] It's Joe!
It's a description of Joe!
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-This sounds like --
-My life.
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I probably would watch it.
Is it a comedy?
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Make no mistake -- there's
nothing funny about this one.
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Yeah, this is just
a straight-up drama.
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[ Both laugh ]
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You're up.
I'm gonna take a little time.
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It's called "Chillin'
With Mr. Broadway,"
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and it's
a multi-cam comedy
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which brings Morgan Freeman
back to series television
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as a mythical and mystical
Lord of Broadway.
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Each episode deals with...
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[ Laughing ]
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[ Laughs ]
Continue.
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[ Laughter ]
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-Go ahead. It's great.
-I wanna hear it.
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Each episode deals
with the Lord of --
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[ Laughing ]
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-Hold on.
-Wait for it.
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[ Laughter ]
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He's gone!
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-Here, I'll help you out.
-I can't even read it!
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Each episode deals
with the Lord of Broadway's
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ever-growing harem
of chorus girl and choir boys,
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in which he secretly
controls
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New York City's
financial nucleus.
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[ Both laugh ]
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That makes no sense.
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It's Morgan Freeman.
You can't beat.
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I mean, Morgan Freeman's
played those kind of roles
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the last 20 years.
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Yeah, he plays good roles.
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[ Both laugh ]
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So, if you had to pick one,
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who would you say has
the more marketable ideas?
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I'm gonna go with yours.
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Mine? Okay.
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-Tiebreaker.
-Yeah, yours.
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Me? Oh, that's me!
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Oh, you got one, though.
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Murr: Joe wins.
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Narrator: Sal and Q struck out
on these pitches,
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so they're first up
on the loser board.
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Today, we're teaming up
behind the counter
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at Hill Country Barbecue
in downtown Brooklyn.
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While working the counter,
we'll have to do and say
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what the other team
tells us.
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If you refuse to do or
say anything, you lose.
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What they said.
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♪
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Murr:
Sal, help this guy out,
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but, Joe, keep almost
falling backward.
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To stay or to go?
To stay, all right.
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And what was it?
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[ Both laugh ]
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You look like
a psychopath.
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-Whoa!
-All right.
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-Good?
-Yeah, you're good, you're good.
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Watch your step, man.
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Wh-o-o-o-oa!
254
00:09:51,224 --> 00:09:53,024
Murr: This is not working,
but it is --
255
00:09:53,026 --> 00:09:54,926
Whoops, Joe!
Look out, look out, Joe!
256
00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:57,462
-Whoa! Whoa!
-Stop doing it.
257
00:09:57,464 --> 00:10:00,031
He's just doing it
'cause it's so bad.
258
00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:02,033
-Who are you doing it for?
-Oh, yeah.
259
00:10:02,035 --> 00:10:05,103
Q: All right, Sal,
no matter who comes up next,
260
00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:07,405
just inform them that
you don't normally serve
261
00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:09,207
intoxicated customers,
262
00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:11,476
but if they behave,
you'll let them eat.
263
00:10:13,347 --> 00:10:15,780
-Is she drunk?
-I think she looks drunk to Sal.
264
00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:17,215
It's to-go, then?
265
00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:19,651
All right, that's good, though,
because if you're intoxicated,
266
00:10:19,653 --> 00:10:21,686
you cannot eat
in the establishment.
267
00:10:21,688 --> 00:10:23,221
And it's nothing personal.
268
00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:24,789
I'm not intoxicated.
269
00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:26,891
Right.
But we'll have it saved to-go.
270
00:10:26,893 --> 00:10:28,193
Murr: Oh, my God.
271
00:10:28,195 --> 00:10:31,096
The thing is, just,
if someone's here intoxicated,
272
00:10:31,098 --> 00:10:33,198
then we can't have them
eating...
273
00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:35,433
Joe, mime whatever
Sal's saying.
274
00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:37,769
So we can't have people
who are intoxicated...
275
00:10:37,771 --> 00:10:38,837
-Coming here.
-...here.
276
00:10:40,540 --> 00:10:41,973
No, just the drunks.
277
00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,775
No, just the drun--
just the drunks.
278
00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:46,811
Just the people
who have been drinking.
279
00:10:47,914 --> 00:10:49,814
Say, "Sure," and wink --
1, 2, 3.
280
00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:51,116
Both: Sure.
281
00:10:51,118 --> 00:10:53,251
[ Laughter ]
282
00:10:53,253 --> 00:10:54,819
You have a good day.
283
00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:56,454
[ Both laugh ]
284
00:10:57,858 --> 00:10:59,491
-A half chicken?
-Yes.
285
00:10:59,493 --> 00:11:01,526
Guys, you think this guy needs
a deejay at his wedding?
286
00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:02,994
Just in case
you're in the market --
287
00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:04,429
I'm not sure
where you stand at --
288
00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:06,264
but if you're looking to get
married, I deejay.
289
00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:08,633
-He's sick at them. He's sick.
-Yeah.
290
00:11:08,635 --> 00:11:10,335
Sal, you're his hype man.
291
00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:12,370
-I'm his hype man.
-Really?
292
00:11:12,372 --> 00:11:14,506
Yeah, I'd be nothing
without him.
293
00:11:14,508 --> 00:11:15,640
He's done all my weddings.
294
00:11:15,642 --> 00:11:17,008
Oh, yeah?
All your weddings?
295
00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,410
-Yeah.
-Three. Wow.
296
00:11:18,412 --> 00:11:21,112
My first wedding,
she slept with the deejay.
297
00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:25,650
My first wedding,
she slept with the deejay.
298
00:11:25,652 --> 00:11:29,154
Yeah, that was my bad.
I didn't realize that
they were that serious.
299
00:11:29,156 --> 00:11:31,456
But that's how
we became friends.
That's how we met up.
300
00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:34,225
[ Laughing ]
Second wedding, deejay.
301
00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:36,695
-Yeah, we're tight.
-Second wedding...deejay.
302
00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:39,397
Yeah, but that one wasn't my
fault, if I'm gonna be honest.
303
00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:40,699
[ Both laugh ]
304
00:11:40,701 --> 00:11:43,401
Okay, if you need me,
I'm here on Tuesdays.
305
00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:46,471
-Hey, Joe?
-Yeah?
306
00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:48,239
Whoa! Whoa!
307
00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:52,277
Doesn't make any sense.
308
00:11:52,279 --> 00:11:54,379
-Whoa!
-Whoa!
309
00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:56,047
-It's so slippery.
-It's beyond stupid.
310
00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:58,717
Q:
Sal, say loudly -- ready? --
311
00:11:58,719 --> 00:12:00,719
"You know the one tattoo
I would never get?"
312
00:12:00,721 --> 00:12:03,121
You know the one tattoo
I would never get?
313
00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:04,823
A neck tattoo.
314
00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:08,193
[ Laughter ]
315
00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:10,128
No, I'm not saying that.
316
00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:12,831
[ Both laugh ]
317
00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:14,666
So, that's it?
You give up? You're done?
318
00:12:14,668 --> 00:12:17,836
Joe, you know what
screams criminal to me?
319
00:12:17,838 --> 00:12:19,738
You know what screams
criminal to me?
320
00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:20,905
A neck tattoo.
321
00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,607
-[ Both laugh ]
-No. No.
322
00:12:22,609 --> 00:12:25,643
Keep it to -- Keep it to people
on that side of the counter.
323
00:12:25,645 --> 00:12:27,545
[ Buzzer ]
Yeah, that's it.
324
00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:31,950
So, today, we came in,
and we saw this thing.
325
00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:34,319
It is fake hair
that you apply.
326
00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:36,387
And so we made Murray
327
00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:38,990
put on a full head of hair
today using this.
328
00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:42,393
So, let's see Murray
with hair.
329
00:12:43,797 --> 00:12:45,163
[ Laughter ]
330
00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:47,565
Oh, my God!
331
00:12:50,237 --> 00:12:54,372
We made Murray put on a full
head of hair today using this.
332
00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:58,543
So, let's see Murray
with hair.
333
00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:00,011
[ Laughter ]
334
00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:02,847
Oh, my God!
335
00:13:02,849 --> 00:13:05,683
-Come on.
-Oh, my God.
336
00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:08,787
You know what you look like?
You look like Curious George.
337
00:13:08,789 --> 00:13:10,688
[ Laughter ]
338
00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:12,724
It's weird, man!
339
00:13:12,726 --> 00:13:16,561
Does that look real to people
that don't know you?
340
00:13:16,563 --> 00:13:18,797
-Because it looks real.
-Yeah.
341
00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:21,166
You don't even know what it's
like being in its presence.
342
00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:22,734
[ Both laugh ]
343
00:13:22,736 --> 00:13:24,569
Q:
Lunch rush is over.
344
00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:26,638
Joe: You guys just hanging out
by yourselves down there?
345
00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:28,540
Who is that? Shaw--
Is the new guy's name Shawn?
346
00:13:28,542 --> 00:13:29,841
Which guy?
347
00:13:29,843 --> 00:13:31,576
Could they send Shawn
over here?
348
00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:33,912
-This kid works on the show?
-Come here.
349
00:13:33,914 --> 00:13:35,947
-Shawn, get over here.
-Stick this in your ear.
350
00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:37,549
-Come on behind the counter.
-What?
351
00:13:37,551 --> 00:13:39,284
Come behind the counter.
You're working.
352
00:13:39,286 --> 00:13:41,519
-Wait. What are you doing?
-Stick that in your ear.
353
00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:42,754
[ Laughter ]
354
00:13:42,756 --> 00:13:44,589
You're on camera.
We're off shift.
355
00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:47,292
Well, I must say, this is
quite the turn of events.
356
00:13:47,294 --> 00:13:49,594
Well, there's no customers.
What are we gonna do?
357
00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:50,962
-You can hear us, Shawn?
-Yeah.
358
00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:52,831
Joe: Just turn to the guy
on the right there.
359
00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:54,499
Tell him that his
neck tattoo is lame.
360
00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:58,436
Oh, wait.
Hey, Shawn, let me
ask you a question.
361
00:13:58,438 --> 00:14:00,338
It's not that easy,
is it?!
362
00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:03,708
No, no!
363
00:14:07,747 --> 00:14:09,614
[ Laughing ]
364
00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:13,785
-How are you?
-Hi.
365
00:14:13,787 --> 00:14:15,720
Just a rack of ribs?
366
00:14:15,722 --> 00:14:17,722
Shawn, say,
"Speaking of rack of ribs,"
367
00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:19,390
and then point
at the woman's boobs.
368
00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:22,794
[ Both laugh ]
369
00:14:22,796 --> 00:14:25,763
[ Laughter ]
370
00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:28,867
Look how embarrassed
this poor kid is!
371
00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:30,635
Q: Nice work, buddy.
Thank you.
372
00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:32,503
Guys, did you spill
something back here?
373
00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:33,938
Did we spill something?
374
00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:36,374
Whoa! Whoa!
375
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:38,042
Whoa!
376
00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:39,844
Now you're doing it
on your own?
377
00:14:39,846 --> 00:14:41,346
-It was so fun.
-It's not.
378
00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:43,047
It was a swing
and a huge miss.
379
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:45,416
It's sweeping the nation.
380
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:48,086
-[ Laughs ]
-Murr, mess up your hair.
381
00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:50,989
[ Laughter ]
382
00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:53,625
Sal: Go ahead and run
your fingers through it.
383
00:14:53,627 --> 00:14:55,026
Ooh.
384
00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:57,962
-Oh, no.
-Oh, my God.
385
00:14:57,964 --> 00:15:00,064
Joe: Oh, and she's --
"What is this?"
386
00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:02,567
You look like you just
mud-wrestled and lost.
387
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:06,204
Sal: Q, take some money out
of your wallet, soak it,
388
00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:09,340
then run back in and say,
"Dude, I just found a
twenty in the 'terlet.'"
389
00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:11,542
[ Water runs ]
390
00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:13,511
Welcome to Hill Country.
How can I help you?
391
00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:14,646
Woman:
I think I'll have the --
392
00:15:14,648 --> 00:15:15,813
-Happy day!
-What?
393
00:15:15,815 --> 00:15:17,515
I just found a twenty
in the terlet.
394
00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:19,350
[ Laughter ]
395
00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:21,085
You took that from
the customer terlet?
396
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:22,487
You can't say 'terlet'
enough.
397
00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:24,756
It was just lying there
in the terlet.
398
00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:27,258
Joe: Do you think it's one
of these fake twenties?
399
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:28,593
You don't think this is fake,
do you?
400
00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:30,528
I don't know if it's fake.
Can you see the stripe?
401
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:32,330
[ Laughter ]
402
00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:34,232
No, that's
a terlet twenty.
403
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:35,867
[ Both laugh ]
404
00:15:35,869 --> 00:15:39,003
Did you use the men's room,
and did you lose a twenty?
405
00:15:39,005 --> 00:15:41,139
-No.
-[ Laughs ]
406
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:43,541
[ Laughs ]
407
00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:45,977
Sal:
By the way, Murray's head...
408
00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:47,745
He just noticed
what he looked like.
409
00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:49,614
We're talking about
the terlet twenty,
410
00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:51,149
and we forgot about
your head.
411
00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:52,550
[ Laughter ]
412
00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:55,353
Narrator: Sal's hopes of winning
got flushed down the terlet,
413
00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:57,488
making him tonight's big loser.
414
00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:59,223
Today, we're here
for Sal's punishment,
415
00:15:59,225 --> 00:16:00,758
and, Sal,
do you know what it is?
416
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:03,261
-Of course not.
-Can you read my mind?
417
00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:05,697
No, but I --
I already was a psychic.
418
00:16:05,699 --> 00:16:07,432
That's right, you were,
but you were never
419
00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:09,267
the subject of a psychic medium,
which you are today.
420
00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:10,935
Okay.
421
00:16:10,937 --> 00:16:13,271
Sal, whatever our psychic
says about you,
422
00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:14,605
you have to agree with.
423
00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:16,507
And when the psychic
asks you a question,
424
00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:18,343
you have to give
the embarrassing answer
425
00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:19,610
that we, of course, give you.
426
00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:20,979
-Is it a real psychic?
-Yes.
427
00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:23,114
Wait. So what if some real
stuff starts coming out?
428
00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:24,682
[ Laughter ]
We could hope.
429
00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:27,986
Joe, one of the first things
that I get from you
430
00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:29,587
is kids
playing with jacks.
431
00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:31,389
We got Jesse Bravo
in the house tonight.
That's right, yeah.
432
00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:33,224
He's a real-deal
psychic medium.
433
00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:35,493
I'm just feeling the --
your history.
434
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:38,863
And as a little switch, we have
an earpiece in Jesse Bravo.
435
00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:41,499
So Jesse will be saying
what we want him to say.
436
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:44,869
Yeah. I'm getting some vibes
over here, and, uh...
437
00:16:44,871 --> 00:16:46,771
Uh, you, sir, over here.
438
00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:48,439
Q:
Here we go, here we go.
439
00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:51,409
Sal has to agree with anything
the psychic says about him.
440
00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:53,144
-Name?
-Sal.
441
00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:54,712
Thank you so much.
442
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:57,148
So, we got a lot
going on here.
443
00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:59,017
I definitely can sense it.
444
00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:00,718
[ Laughter ]
445
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,987
Was there a recent falling-out
with your family?
446
00:17:02,989 --> 00:17:05,723
Is there a recent falling-out
with your family?
447
00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:07,291
Yes.
448
00:17:07,293 --> 00:17:09,027
Something happened
with your niece?
449
00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:10,361
Yes.
450
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,330
-You gave her a cigarette?
-You gave her a cigarette?
451
00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:16,601
I did.
452
00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:18,836
[ Laughter ]
453
00:17:18,838 --> 00:17:20,204
I'm the cool uncle.
454
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:21,939
[ Laughter ]
455
00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:25,843
I'm known
as the cool uncle.
456
00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:28,513
[ Laughter ]
Joe: "I'm the cool uncle."
457
00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:30,415
And she's 7?
458
00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:32,617
6.
459
00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:36,454
I feel like
this will resolve itself.
460
00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:39,057
All right, I feel like this
is gonna resolve itself.
461
00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:43,394
I feel like you've started
to date again, like, recently?
462
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:44,929
And you had a date
that went well?
463
00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:46,064
Yes.
464
00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:47,331
Her name is Nadira.
465
00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:50,601
The person that I'm referencing
is named Nadira.
466
00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:51,736
I call her Nads.
467
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:52,970
I call her Nads.
468
00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:54,372
She's annoying
but not too much.
469
00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:55,907
Uh...
470
00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:58,943
[ Laughter ]
471
00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:08,186
I feel like you've started to
date again, like, recently?
472
00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:09,253
Yes.
473
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:11,222
She's annoying
but not too much.
474
00:18:11,224 --> 00:18:12,690
Uh...
475
00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:15,226
[ Laughter ]
476
00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:18,796
-Oh, this is tough.
-The punishment.
477
00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:21,766
She's, like --
I'm getting to know her.
478
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:23,334
She's a little annoying
but not too much.
479
00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:25,603
[ Laughter ]
480
00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:29,073
Doesn't give
too much back talk.
481
00:18:29,075 --> 00:18:30,908
[ Laughter ]
482
00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:33,544
Um...
483
00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:35,379
She doesn't give
a lot of back talk.
484
00:18:35,381 --> 00:18:36,881
She's perfect.
485
00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:38,950
[ Laughter ]
486
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,220
Did you have to
fire your mother?
487
00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:44,388
Did you have to
fire your mother?
488
00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:45,523
I did.
489
00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:47,158
I'm picking up that
you did it by e-mail?
490
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:49,293
You did it by e-mail.
Is that the problem here?
491
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:52,130
It was a text
followed by e-mail.
492
00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:53,464
[ Laughter ]
493
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,299
A text followed up
by e-mail!
494
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:57,702
You have to do everything
with a paper trail.
495
00:18:57,704 --> 00:18:59,504
Yeah, this will
resolve itself.
496
00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:01,005
[ Laughter ]
497
00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:02,707
You were traveling
recently?
498
00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:06,077
Uh, I was --
actually got back Tuesday.
499
00:19:06,079 --> 00:19:07,612
There was some type
of incident?
500
00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:09,981
Like, subway,
underground, Tokyo?
501
00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:12,517
I mean, I was
on the subway in Tokyo.
502
00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:13,751
There was a pretty girl.
503
00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:15,987
Uh, there was a young lady,
a pretty girl.
504
00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:17,788
I thought to myself, "Wow."
505
00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:19,757
And I thought to myself,
you know, "Wow."
506
00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:21,993
"These Tokyos,
they're pretty."
507
00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:24,028
[ Laughing ]
"These Tokyos..."
508
00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:27,865
[ Laughter ]
509
00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:29,734
"These -- Th-These, uh --
510
00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:33,304
These -- These Tokyos are --
These Tokyos are pretty."
511
00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:34,772
[ Laughter ]
512
00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:36,541
I, uh...
513
00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:38,876
I want to --
I just want to sit down.
514
00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:40,845
"I just want to sit down"!
515
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:42,547
You have a fish
named Bubbles?
516
00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:43,848
Uh, yes, yes.
517
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,283
Well, that's interesting,
'cause I feel like
518
00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:46,984
you wanted to name it
something else.
I did, yeah.
519
00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:49,420
But you were afraid people would
judge you harshly for the name.
520
00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:52,123
You felt like people would judge
you harshly for the name?
521
00:19:52,125 --> 00:19:54,225
I feel like people would judge
me on Bubbles, but, yeah.
522
00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:55,860
-Yeah.
-What was the name?
523
00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,128
Uh...
524
00:19:57,130 --> 00:19:58,729
[ Laughter ]
525
00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:00,031
Lamar Scrotum.
526
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:02,166
[ Laughter ]
527
00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:04,302
He came up with that
by himself!
528
00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:06,771
I think Bubbles is the
better choice. Yeah.
529
00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:08,306
[ Laughter ]
530
00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:12,276
But I sense that there may be
some people around your life
531
00:20:12,278 --> 00:20:13,945
disguising themselves
as friends
532
00:20:13,947 --> 00:20:15,580
but they're really
probably your enemies.
533
00:20:15,582 --> 00:20:17,348
That's dead-on accurate.
534
00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:19,383
But it's okay. I feel like
it's gonna resolve itself.
535
00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:21,919
[ Laughter ]
536
00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:23,487
-Thank you, Sal.
-Thank you so much.
537
00:20:23,489 --> 00:20:25,189
-Thank you so much.
-Appreciate that. All right.
538
00:20:25,191 --> 00:20:26,958
Sometimes you win some,
sometimes you lose some.
539
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,125
Today you lost.
540
00:20:28,127 --> 00:20:29,393
[ Laughter ]
541
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:31,896
-Well done.
-Yeah, that was a good one.
542
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:34,065
-Good work, fellas.
-He didn't see that one coming.
543
00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:36,033
All right, let me get some
quiet here for a second.
544
00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:37,568
Quiet, please.
545
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:41,739
♪ Whose phone is ringing? Mine, mine ♪
546
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:45,710
[ Laughter ]
547
00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:48,145
♪ Whose phone is ringing? Mine, mine ♪
548
00:20:48,147 --> 00:20:49,247
I, uh...
549
00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:50,314
♪ Whose phone is ring-- ♪
550
00:20:50,316 --> 00:20:51,482
I got to take this.
551
00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:53,918
[ Laughter ]
552
00:20:55,622 --> 00:20:57,788
Oh, my God. How the [bleep]
do I get out of here?
553
00:20:57,790 --> 00:20:59,490
[ Laughter ]
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