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Narrator: Coming up,
will Q be the hero
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of a special four-man challenge?
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[ Laughs ]
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Why is Murr keeping it
under wraps?
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It's cold out,
so I wore a blankie.
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[ Laughter ]
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And which losing joker
will be caught off guard
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in tonight's spur-of-the-moment
punishment?
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Sal:
Prepare for something amazing.
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Q: Hey, mustache, what's up?
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[ Laughter ]
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Murr:
I want my mommy!
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[ Laughter ]
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Sal:
I will never forgive you!
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Joe: Larry!
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[ Laughter ]
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For the first time ever,
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all four of us will be competing
at the same time.
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We'll be sitting in a waiting
room among strangers,
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secretly trying to
make each other laugh.
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If you laugh,
you're eliminated.
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And the last man standing
will win.
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♪
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[ Cellphone beeping ]
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[ Whispering ]
2...
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...4...
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Representative.
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Representative.
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Erectile dysfunction.
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Erec--
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Erectile dysfunction.
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Call back.
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I'm sorry.
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Hmm.
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Hmm.
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Ah.
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Hmm.
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Sorry about that.
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[ Zipper zips ]
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Sexy selfie.
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[ Camera shutter clicks,
camera whirs ]
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Multiracial selfie.
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[ Camera shutter clicks,
camera whirs ]
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[ Belches ]
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Excuse me.
[ Belches ]
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You guys all waiting
for a photo shoot, too?
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-Yeah.
-What do you guys do?
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Uh, I write.
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What do you do?
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If anybody
wants my card.
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I'm a [bleep] doctor.
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[ Laughs ]
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I'm a good gyne.
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[ Buzzer ]
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"[Bleep] doctor."
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And my whole bag of props
useless now
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'cause he pulled out
"[bleep] doctor."
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Damn it.
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Have you been at your craft
a long time?
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Six years now.
I'm 40, so it took a while.
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There was a lot of school.
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It's been my experience,
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you never end up
where you started off at.
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Yeah, my degree
was finance.
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Finance?
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[ Wood knocking ]
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Sorry?
I had an accounting degree
coming out of college,
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but I don't do it anymore.
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[ Laughs ]
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I was a CPA for a while.
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Then I got into sales.
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-How's that working out?
-It's great.
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[ Q laughs ]
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Buzzer ]
Q: There you go. Sal's out.
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Come on down!
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Damn it. Two dogs humping?
I thought it was --
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First of all, your ponytail
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almost eliminated me
from the walk in.
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[ Laughs ]
I know. I saw that.
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Sal:
And then there were two.
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Uh-oh.
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-[ Laughs ]
-Did he just fart?
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Man: Hey.
Are you all right?
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Yes. I slipped
on the stupid pencils.
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Q:
Oh, you've got to get up and --
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Murr laughs ]
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[ Buzzer ]
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Oh, Murray's out!
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Gatto takes it
with an ass to the face!
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What an ending!
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[ Laughter ]
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Narrator: Joe was the
"laugh" man standing,
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so he's safe
from the loser board.
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Today we're going
up to park-goers
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and asking them if they
agree or disagree.
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The catch is the weird thing
we're trying to convince them
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to agree with has been
given to us by the other guys.
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If the stranger doesn't agree,
you lose.
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You got kids?
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Oh, yeah.
I need this job.
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Narrator: It's Murr and Q
in a Joker vs. Joker challenge.
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Q: Ah.
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Sal: All right, Q, let's go.
Here we go.
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Hey, they drained
that fountain, huh?
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Usually, like,
there's, like, a fountain
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with all sorts of water flowing
in it and stuff like that.
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[ Laughing ] That's the
definition of a fountain.
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Let me ask you something.
Agree or disagree?
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Sal: Three best words
in the English language.
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Three best words
in the English language.
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"Mangle,"
"ding-dong," "turd."
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[ Laughter ]
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♪
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Let me ask you something.
Agree or disagree?
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Sal: Three best words
in the English language.
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Three best words
in the English language.
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"Mangle,"
"ding-dong," "turd."
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"Mangle,"
"ding-dong," "turd."
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Agree or disagree?
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[ Laughter ]
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But I feel like you can get
any point across
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with mangle, ding-dong,
and turd.
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What sort of ding-dong mangled
this fountain by draining it?
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My day's now a turd.
[ Laughs ]
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-Right?
-Yeah.
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You agree?
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[ Both laugh ]
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Some ding-dong
mangled your day?
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-Made it a turd day? Yeah.
-Yeah.
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So those are the three
best words, right,
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English language --
you agree with me?
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I'd say so.
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-Yeah.
-Yeah. why not?
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-Yeah!
-Yeah! Well done.
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All right, ding-dong,
I got to go drop a turd.
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[ Laughter ]
I'll mangle you later.
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-All right.
-All right, buddy. Thank you.
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[ Laughter ]
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Sal:
Why is he in that?
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He looks like
a homeless superhero.
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I underestimated the weather.
It's cold out.
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So you brought a blanket
instead of a jacket?
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I have a T-shirt on.
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I look like Bon Jovi
in the "Steel Cowboy" video.
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Sal:
Yeah, but you're not a steel
cowboy. It's a steel horse.
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Do you even know
what a steel horse is?
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It's a horse, right?
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It's a motorcycle, dope!
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Ohh.
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[ Laughs ]
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Do you like
this afghan?
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[ Laughter ]
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Anyways,
agree or disagree?
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Gift cards are the dry hump
of Christmas presents.
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Gift cards are the dry humps
of Christmas presents, right?
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[ Laughter ]
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Nobody's really
satisfied, right?
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Do you agree or disagree?
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You disagree?
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-Oh.
-Oh.
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I see what you're saying --
like, right time, right place,
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right person --
dry hump's great, but --
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Oh, I'm sorry.
I didn't realize.
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[ Laughter ]
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Don't you think
that gift cards
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are like the dry hump
of Christmas gifts?
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Who raises their hand
if you agree?
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Just -- No? Okay.
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Forget it.
Thanks. Have a great lunch.
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[ Laughter ]
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It's cold out,
so I wore a blankie.
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Agree or disagree?
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She be stanky.
[ Laughs ]
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She be stankin'.
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Right?
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Sure? Great.
See you later.
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Ding! ]
Q: Wow.
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Narrator:
Everyone was in agreement,
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so Murr and Q are safe
from the loser board.
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Today we're at
Artevino Studio
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teaching a "mommy and me"
art class.
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While leading the class,
you'll have to do and say
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whatever the other guys
tell you.
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If you refuse any of it,
any of it at all, you lose.
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Hopefully, it's a-parent
that we're kid-ing.
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-That's not good.
-That --
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-You tried, though.
-Let's just leave it.
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♪
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Sal, turn around,
turn around.
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-Turn my back to them?
-Yeah, back to the class.
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Just be seated there with
your head in your hands
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when the class comes in.
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[ Child babbling ]
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[ Laughter ]
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Sal:
You can just sit anywhere.
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Joe: Get up, do that big sigh,
and compose yourself.
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[ Sighs ]
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Look at this little girl
looking at him!
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[ Laughter ]
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How is everybody?
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Sal, you are the teacher,
they are the students.
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They must bow
with respect.
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[ Exhales sharply ]
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Is that gonna be
a rainbow?
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As a sign of respect,
we'll bow.
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-Yeah!
-Yeah! All right!
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Q: Sal, feel the front
apron pocket there.
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We put a little something
in there for you.
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Just offer some
to the kids.
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Loose candies?
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[ Laughter ]
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Oh, you're getting looks.
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Loose candies?
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[ Laughter ]
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Oh, this is definitely a heart.
Very good.
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Joe: Sal, you've been
talking about that extra
ticket to Burning Man.
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See if any of these
little kids want to go
to Burning Man with you.
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[ Laughter ]
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Murr: Here it comes.
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Any interest in going
to Burning Man?
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With me?
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[ Laughter ]
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Oh.
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So that's a hard no?
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So that's --
that's a hard no, then?
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[ Laughter ]
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Any interest at all
in going to Burning Man?
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No.
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-"No."
-[ Laughter ]
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-All right.
-Good.
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Loose candies?
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[ Laughter ]
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Hi, guys!
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This is your canvas, okay,
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and Mom's gonna be drawing
on her canvas, okay?
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Remember, don't eat the paint.
Don't. Eat. The paint.
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[ Laughter ]
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This is your canvas, okay?
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And Mom's gonna be drawing
on her canvas, okay?
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Remember, don't eat the paint.
Don't. Eat. The paint.
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Don't. Eat.
The paint.
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[ Laughter ]
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Don't eat it. It's no good.
Don't eat it.
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I no eat paint!
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Oh, my God.
This kid is adorable.
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Do you think you're gonna
draw anything up here?
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Oh, oh, excuse me.
I got to take this call.
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Give me one second.
I'm sorry. My phone.
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It's your boss, Dora.
You're trying to get a raise.
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You're just not
getting paid enough.
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Yes. Hi, Dora. How are you?
Well, I got my check.
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First of all, the rate was too
low than what we agreed on.
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You know, I'm barely
making minimum wage.
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You're killing me, Dora.
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Good job.
Good job, buddy.
259
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No, you know what it is?
260
00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:32,924
It's just three years
I've been an employee here.
261
00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:34,359
[ Laughter ]
262
00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:36,094
You know, my middle name
is "Artevino."
263
00:11:36,096 --> 00:11:38,263
You know that. That's how much
I love this company.
264
00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:39,531
I don't want to go
this route.
265
00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:40,799
I don't want to go
this route.
266
00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:44,069
I have a competing offer
from Arte Whiskey.
267
00:11:44,071 --> 00:11:47,872
[ Laughter ]
268
00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:49,774
Listen. I don't want
to do this, okay?
269
00:11:49,776 --> 00:11:51,376
But I have
a competing offer.
270
00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:53,044
Yeah. You've heard
of Arte Whiskey?
271
00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:55,880
[ Laughter ]
272
00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:58,383
Look into it
and get back to me, okay?
273
00:11:58,385 --> 00:11:59,784
Bye.
274
00:11:59,786 --> 00:12:02,053
Great job. Who's drawing
another rocket ship?
275
00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:05,090
[ Laughter ]
276
00:12:05,092 --> 00:12:08,660
Sal: Oh, my God. The kid's
giving you the evil eye.
277
00:12:08,662 --> 00:12:09,928
Joe: Oh, I thought
you only had one here.
278
00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:11,563
Did you pay
for this one, too?
279
00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:12,664
I'm done!
280
00:12:12,666 --> 00:12:14,766
-So you have two kids.
-I'm done!
281
00:12:14,768 --> 00:12:16,401
You only paid for one?
282
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:21,106
Oh, yeah. I didn't know that
they were doing it for free.
283
00:12:21,108 --> 00:12:24,075
Call Dora. Ask her why she's
giving away free classes.
284
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:26,644
Give me one second.
285
00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:28,279
Hey, Dora. It's James.
286
00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:30,348
Yeah, I just found out that all
these people are here for free?
287
00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:33,151
[ Laughter ]
288
00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:34,719
Why you giving away
free classes?
289
00:12:34,721 --> 00:12:36,254
I work on commission.
290
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,123
[ Ding! ]
291
00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:40,725
Sal:
Joe, strike a pose right now.
292
00:12:40,727 --> 00:12:42,460
All right.
When someone walks in,
293
00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:46,197
just go,
"Who vants to paint?!"
294
00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:48,166
All right.
295
00:12:48,168 --> 00:12:50,435
Hold it.
296
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:52,704
[ Italian accent ]
Who likes to paint?!
297
00:12:52,706 --> 00:12:53,938
[ Laughter ]
298
00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:55,540
Ha ha ha-ha!
299
00:12:55,542 --> 00:13:00,211
Every time somebody comes in,
you say, "Who vants to paint?!"
300
00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:03,448
Who vants to -- No.
301
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:05,450
[ Laughs ]
302
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:07,118
That wasn't a student.
303
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:10,555
Sal: All right. Oh.
Joe, strike a pose.
304
00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:13,558
Who vants to paint?!
305
00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:16,027
[ Laughter ]
306
00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:21,432
Yes, yes. First mommy and me.
I do the advanced.
307
00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:23,601
Oh.
308
00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:26,404
Keep having them look
all around.
309
00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:28,306
[ Laughter ]
310
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:31,643
[ Vivaldi's "Winter" plays ]
311
00:13:31,645 --> 00:13:34,212
[ Laughter ]
312
00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:40,585
[ Laughter ]
313
00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:44,322
Sal: Joe, say to the mother
right there, her painting,
314
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:47,091
"Oh, person with deformity?"
315
00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:55,567
Person deform--
deformed?
316
00:13:55,569 --> 00:13:56,868
Huh?
317
00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:58,837
The -- This person --
318
00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:00,205
Oh, this person deformed?
319
00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:05,043
No.
It's a dolphin, dolphin.
320
00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:06,244
[ Laughter ]
321
00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:08,379
Anyone have toothpick?
322
00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:11,049
Anyone have toothpick?
Toothpick?
323
00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:12,150
Huh?
324
00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:14,018
I have piece of gabagool.
325
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:17,889
I have piece of gabagool
in my teeth.
326
00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:19,157
[ Laughs ] No.
327
00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:21,359
Use the wood side of a
paintbrush to get it out.
328
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:24,963
Toothpick? No. Ah!
Gabagool.
329
00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:26,497
Teethpick.
330
00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:28,099
[ Laughter ]
331
00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:30,935
Gabagool. Gabagool.
332
00:14:30,937 --> 00:14:32,537
[ Laughter ]
333
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:35,139
Toothpick, gabagool.
334
00:14:35,141 --> 00:14:37,108
Gabagool gone.
335
00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:40,144
Joey, go over to the fridge
and get your head stuck in it.
336
00:14:46,620 --> 00:14:49,587
Joe: Stuck. Stuck.
337
00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:51,256
Stuck.
338
00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:52,824
[ Laughter ]
339
00:14:52,826 --> 00:14:55,159
Gabagool.
340
00:14:55,161 --> 00:14:56,928
Gabagool!
341
00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:59,397
Q: She just gave the crazy
sign to the little girl.
342
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,065
Gabagool!
343
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,700
Here we go.
They're coming to help you.
344
00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:03,968
Stuck!
345
00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:06,271
Make it open so easily,
like she just opens it.
346
00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:08,172
Ga-- Oh, yeah.
347
00:15:08,174 --> 00:15:09,674
[ Laughter ]
348
00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:13,111
[ Ding! ]
349
00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:16,781
Hi, everybody.
Ready to do this?
350
00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:19,918
Aw. Excellent.
This is what I like to see.
351
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,986
Q, go up behind the kid
in the green shirt.
352
00:15:21,988 --> 00:15:24,856
What's your name, buddy?
Matthew.
353
00:15:24,858 --> 00:15:27,158
Lean in
and just go softly,
354
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:28,593
"You think you're
better than me?"
355
00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:30,261
-Hey.
-Yeah.
356
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,497
What, do you think
you're better than me?
357
00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:34,165
[ Laughter ]
358
00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:35,700
Everybody thinks
they're better than me.
359
00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:38,603
Now, Q, there's a blow dryer
plugged in on the table.
360
00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,538
Go and blow your hair out.
361
00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:41,973
People ask me
all the time,
362
00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:44,142
"What's it like to
spend your days painting?"
363
00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:45,576
I got to tell you.
I love it.
364
00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:47,979
[ Blow dryer whirs ]
365
00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:50,515
[ Laughter ]
366
00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:52,417
Go talk in one direction
367
00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:54,085
while the hair dryer's
pointing in another direction.
368
00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:55,520
[ Laughs ]
369
00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:58,256
Yeah, I just want you guys
to enjoy painting, you know?
370
00:15:58,258 --> 00:16:00,458
Joe: It's blowing
right in her face!
371
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:01,826
Q: I like your use
of colors, honey.
372
00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:03,695
-She's pissed.
-I like it.
373
00:16:03,697 --> 00:16:05,430
It looks like
the honey bear.
374
00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:07,365
-Oh, my gosh!
-You see her face?!
375
00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:09,067
Oh.
It's on "cool," right?
376
00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:10,702
It's like a nice breeze.
377
00:16:10,704 --> 00:16:13,371
[ Laughter ]
378
00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:16,407
To your right, there's a cup
filled with red paint.
379
00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:18,042
Nice.
380
00:16:18,044 --> 00:16:20,678
And then grab
a big paint brush.
381
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:23,481
And then I just want you
to pick any canvas you want,
382
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:28,319
and draw a huge "X"
from corner to corner.
383
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:30,154
[ Laughter ]
384
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:31,622
I mean, it's not doable.
385
00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:32,991
I wouldn't do it.
I wouldn't do it.
386
00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:36,828
Oof. I think I'm just gonna
draw a red "X" on my head.
387
00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:38,563
You know what I'm saying?
388
00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:40,031
Oh, that's interesting
389
00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:41,933
because we just checked
the score board, buddy.
390
00:16:41,935 --> 00:16:43,601
You lost this episode.
391
00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:46,504
Murr: Ahh!
392
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,806
Here's your
punishment, bud.
393
00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:52,043
Draw an "X" on every canvas
in the room.
394
00:16:52,045 --> 00:16:54,812
Look at
all these canvases!
395
00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:56,280
[ Laughter ]
396
00:16:56,282 --> 00:16:58,182
Murr: Welcome to your
punishment, jerk!
397
00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:00,184
Oh, my God.
398
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:03,921
This is basically the w--
impossible.
399
00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:05,923
[ Laughter ]
400
00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:09,160
Murr: Ahh!
401
00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:11,162
Joe: Here's your
punishment, bud.
402
00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:14,665
Draw an "X" on every canvas
in the room.
403
00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:16,868
Look at all
these canvases!
404
00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:19,370
[ Laughter ]
405
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:21,906
Welcome to your
punishment, jerk!
406
00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:24,008
Oh, my God.
407
00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:27,645
This is basically the w--
impossible.
408
00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:29,914
-There's eight canvases.
-Yeah.
409
00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:31,682
So what if someone pulls
the painting away?
410
00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:33,351
He's crushing dreams.
411
00:17:33,353 --> 00:17:34,452
Just answer me.
412
00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:36,087
-What's gonna happen?
-I don't know!
413
00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:37,655
These all sound
like Q's problems.
414
00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:40,525
This is basically impossible.
You know what I'm saying?
415
00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:42,126
Ooh.
416
00:17:42,128 --> 00:17:44,128
Everybody's looking good.
417
00:17:44,130 --> 00:17:46,464
Let's see each painting.
418
00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:48,166
All right. We're gonna --
419
00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:52,070
Oh, I like your cat.
Oh, I love your little cat.
420
00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:53,871
Oh, this is tough.
421
00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:55,873
What --
422
00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:57,642
Murr: Here we go.
423
00:17:57,644 --> 00:18:01,245
Sal: Oh, dear.
424
00:18:03,049 --> 00:18:05,283
No!
425
00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:07,085
Finished!
426
00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:09,587
-Oh!
-Oh!
427
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,489
That's good.
428
00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:12,824
Murr: No!
429
00:18:12,826 --> 00:18:15,426
All right, bud, keep going.
[ Laughs ]
430
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,328
[ Groans ]
431
00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:19,564
Sal: Oh, God.
432
00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:21,132
Murr:
Look at their faces.
433
00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:23,067
This does not feel right.
434
00:18:23,069 --> 00:18:25,103
That's two.
Six more to go.
435
00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:27,338
[ Groaning ]
436
00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:29,340
What do we got here?
437
00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:32,577
Joe:
Aww. How cute.
438
00:18:34,013 --> 00:18:36,747
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
439
00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:39,750
Murr: Oh, no!
440
00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:40,985
Oh, there you go.
441
00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:42,620
[ Laughter ]
442
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:44,388
[ Groaning ]
443
00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:47,158
Murr: No!
444
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:48,459
No!
445
00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:53,131
Oh, that's a cute bear.
That's --
446
00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:54,999
Oh, my God.
447
00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:58,736
Oh, no!
448
00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:01,539
-Not the pig! Not the pig!
-What are you doing?
449
00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:03,107
Not the pig!
450
00:19:03,109 --> 00:19:06,644
[ Laughter ]
451
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:07,979
Sal: Oh, my God.
452
00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:11,215
Oh, boy.
453
00:19:11,217 --> 00:19:13,618
Murr: Here's number five.
454
00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:15,219
Joe: Now they know
it's coming.
455
00:19:15,221 --> 00:19:16,754
Oh, my God.
456
00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:17,855
Murr: Oh!
457
00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:19,157
No!
458
00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:20,691
[ Gasps ]
459
00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:24,028
My life is horrible.
460
00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:26,030
[ Laughter ]
461
00:19:29,202 --> 00:19:31,202
Ugh!
462
00:19:36,109 --> 00:19:37,375
I've gotta --
463
00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:39,777
[ Laughter ]
464
00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:40,811
We got to --
465
00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:41,979
-Oh, my God.
-You get that "X" on!
466
00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:43,781
-You have to do it.
-You get that "X" on.
467
00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:45,216
It's a punishment.
You have to.
468
00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:46,684
You get that "X" on!
469
00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:52,423
[ Groans ]
470
00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:57,662
Murr: Oh, no!
471
00:19:57,664 --> 00:19:59,764
Oh.
472
00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:02,500
Ohh!
473
00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:04,368
I can't even watch this.
474
00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:06,904
[ Laughter ]
475
00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:08,906
Murr:
This is the last one, Q.
476
00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:12,677
Oh, I got the fat sweats.
I got the fat sweats.
477
00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:15,313
I got the fat sweats!
478
00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:17,281
I got the fat sweats!
479
00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:25,289
I don't like me right now.
480
00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:28,459
Murr: That refusal
was a big mistake.
481
00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:29,994
You only would have
had to do one, buddy.
482
00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:34,966
Oh, I got to go puke.
483
00:20:34,968 --> 00:20:36,500
[ Laughter ]
484
00:20:36,502 --> 00:20:37,835
Hello, everybody.
485
00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:40,271
Was that the weirdest art class
you've ever been to?
486
00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:42,073
-Yeah.
-Yes?
487
00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:45,309
It's 'cause you were
just on that TV show called
"Impractical Jokers."
488
00:20:45,311 --> 00:20:46,811
[ Laughter ]
489
00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:48,045
What?
490
00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:50,114
[ Laughs ]
491
00:20:50,116 --> 00:20:51,882
Q: God.
That was the worst thing
492
00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:54,051
I've ever had to do
in my entire life.
493
00:20:54,053 --> 00:20:55,419
I still hate you.
494
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,054
Oh, my God. I am so sorry.
495
00:20:57,056 --> 00:20:59,624
Oh, man.
496
00:21:03,997 --> 00:21:08,733
Ooh. So I guess anything can
happen on "Impractical Jokers"
497
00:21:08,735 --> 00:21:11,669
'cause Q just had
a surprise punishment.
498
00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:13,671
And I guess we're gonna
show you behind the scenes,
499
00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:15,606
although we were
not prepared for this.
500
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:16,774
Oh.
501
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,776
Here's your
punishment, bud.
502
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:22,079
An "X" on every canvas
in the room.
503
00:21:22,081 --> 00:21:24,215
Welcome to your
punishment, jerk!
504
00:21:24,217 --> 00:21:28,519
Okay. I guess we're gonna do
an "Impractical Insider."
505
00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:30,421
Murr: Here we go.
506
00:21:30,423 --> 00:21:31,922
Sal: Oh, God.
507
00:21:31,924 --> 00:21:34,191
Oh, no!
508
00:21:34,193 --> 00:21:35,626
Q!
509
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:37,828
Oh, that's
uncomfortable.
510
00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:39,397
So now I have to
go in here
511
00:21:39,399 --> 00:21:41,699
and explain to these people
what's going on.
512
00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:45,303
Oh!
513
00:21:45,305 --> 00:21:47,238
-Q, you get that "X" on!
-Oh, my God.
514
00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:48,372
You get that "X" on!
515
00:21:48,374 --> 00:21:50,241
It's a punishment.
You have to.
516
00:21:50,243 --> 00:21:52,943
Oh. Ohh!
517
00:21:52,945 --> 00:21:54,812
-Oh, my God.
-Oh.
518
00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:57,481
Q, you only would have
had to do one, buddy.
519
00:21:57,483 --> 00:21:58,983
[ Laughter ]
520
00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:00,284
It's enjoyable
to see you in this,
521
00:22:00,286 --> 00:22:01,585
but right now
it's past the point.
522
00:22:01,587 --> 00:22:03,154
Dude, that was the worst.
I feel like --
523
00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:05,089
I literally feel like
I'm gonna throw up right now.
524
00:22:05,091 --> 00:22:08,025
-Hello, everybody.
-Hi.
525
00:22:08,027 --> 00:22:10,127
I know, and I'm gonna
explain to you why.
526
00:22:10,129 --> 00:22:13,130
Because you were just
on that TV show called
"Impractical Jokers."
527
00:22:13,132 --> 00:22:15,266
We are gonna offer you
a real class.
528
00:22:15,268 --> 00:22:17,068
-Oh, my God!
-We got some things for you.
529
00:22:17,070 --> 00:22:18,436
We got some
art kits for you.
530
00:22:18,438 --> 00:22:19,970
How do you guys like
the surprise punishment?
531
00:22:19,972 --> 00:22:21,372
-Did you like that?
-Yeah, you're welcome.
532
00:22:21,374 --> 00:22:22,940
Isn't it fun
on this side?
533
00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:24,909
Yeah, yeah,
it's fun on this side.
It's not?
534
00:22:24,911 --> 00:22:27,778
No, it is, but I still
am mad about mine.
535
00:22:27,780 --> 00:22:29,380
We'll do it again.
Don't worry about it.
536
00:22:29,382 --> 00:22:31,282
I mean, we can make an audible
of this whole thing,
537
00:22:31,284 --> 00:22:32,650
just make this
a punishment for Sal
538
00:22:32,652 --> 00:22:34,452
and make the kids
keep [bleep] up the whole day.
539
00:22:34,454 --> 00:22:36,654
Oh, my --
Oh, my God.
540
00:22:36,656 --> 00:22:37,988
Stick 'em up!
541
00:22:37,990 --> 00:22:39,790
Don't -- Wait, wait.
542
00:22:39,792 --> 00:22:41,192
When we came here today?
543
00:22:41,194 --> 00:22:42,793
-It was not a punishment.
-It was not a punishment.
544
00:22:42,795 --> 00:22:45,396
Oh, God.
[ Laughter ]
545
00:22:45,398 --> 00:22:46,797
Q: Oh, my God.
546
00:22:46,799 --> 00:22:48,032
That was the worst thing
547
00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:51,569
I've ever had to do
in my entire life.
548
00:22:51,571 --> 00:22:53,304
Oh, please. I hate me.
549
00:22:53,306 --> 00:22:56,340
Maddie.
Oh, my God. I am so sorry.
550
00:22:56,342 --> 00:22:58,175
Thank you for
no one punching me.
551
00:22:58,177 --> 00:23:00,311
Oh, here you go, buddy.
552
00:23:00,313 --> 00:23:03,080
Did you guys have any
suspicions that it was weird?
553
00:23:03,082 --> 00:23:05,116
I thought he was
just really artistic
554
00:23:05,118 --> 00:23:07,551
and having some, like,
inner turmoils going on.
555
00:23:07,553 --> 00:23:08,719
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
556
00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:10,488
But, yeah, no, I had no idea
what was going on.
557
00:23:10,490 --> 00:23:12,156
What about you?
What did you think?
558
00:23:12,158 --> 00:23:14,125
I thought he had
angerment issues.
559
00:23:14,127 --> 00:23:16,861
[ Laughs ] Well, I mean,
that might be it, too.
560
00:23:16,863 --> 00:23:19,130
Are you okay with it?
Are you guys friends?
561
00:23:19,132 --> 00:23:20,398
Yes.
562
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,666
But you're a little mad
at him?
563
00:23:22,668 --> 00:23:24,268
No.
564
00:23:24,270 --> 00:23:25,403
Okay, good. That's good.
565
00:23:25,405 --> 00:23:29,106
All right. Wow.
I'm gonna go throw up.
566
00:23:29,108 --> 00:23:32,810
[ Laughs ]
567
00:23:32,812 --> 00:23:34,545
Joe: Right there, from there.
Go under the table.
568
00:23:34,547 --> 00:23:36,013
Just be like,
"I got to get this."
569
00:23:36,015 --> 00:23:37,581
Murr: I got to get this.
570
00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:39,316
Joe:
Just stay there for a second.
571
00:23:39,318 --> 00:23:42,052
And now just crawl to the back
table to see what they're doing.
572
00:23:42,054 --> 00:23:44,955
[ Laughs ] "Here I come!"
573
00:23:44,957 --> 00:23:47,024
Here I come.
What are you drawing?
574
00:23:47,026 --> 00:23:48,993
[ Laughter ]
575
00:23:48,995 --> 00:23:52,296
Murr: Sal, check your watch.
You know what time it is?
576
00:23:52,298 --> 00:23:54,131
Oh, you know what time it is?
577
00:23:54,133 --> 00:23:56,367
Who wants to see
a puppy dog?
578
00:23:56,369 --> 00:23:58,869
Who wants to see a puppy?
Anybody want to see a puppy?
579
00:23:58,871 --> 00:24:02,106
Sal, run over to the door.
Open the door.
580
00:24:02,108 --> 00:24:03,541
Here we go.
581
00:24:03,543 --> 00:24:04,675
Puppy dog!
582
00:24:04,677 --> 00:24:07,311
Puppy dog.
583
00:24:08,581 --> 00:24:10,181
[ Laughter ]
584
00:24:10,183 --> 00:24:12,349
Joe: You're not gonna say
anything about it.
585
00:24:12,351 --> 00:24:15,219
You're not gonna address --
[ Laughter ]
586
00:24:15,221 --> 00:24:17,321
I have a little surprise
for Joey.
587
00:24:19,091 --> 00:24:20,291
Guys, I'm so sorry
I'm late.
588
00:24:20,293 --> 00:24:21,459
Who vants to paint?!
589
00:24:21,461 --> 00:24:23,694
I'm so sorry I'm late.
Who the hell's this guy?
590
00:24:23,696 --> 00:24:25,696
[ Laughter ]
591
00:24:25,698 --> 00:24:28,232
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