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Chihuahua!

Chihuahua!

Chihuahua!

Chihuahua! Oh, Chihuahua!

What can make you move?

Can you feel the groove?

What can make you dance?

Oh, Chihuahua!

What can make you sing?

Turn it and you'll win!

What can make you joy?

Hi everybody, I hope that you're enjoying tonight and I hope that this

more of your night because we're actually in Duval Street in Fantasy Fest

lot of people here are dressed up so join us in and we'll start the show,

alright? You guys look great, by the way. Thank you. Ah, Mexico!

It's a lot of fun.

Yeah? Yeah.

Oh, okay, then is that okay?

Sorry, don't be offended.

I gotta do that.

I have to do that.

Hot chicks in the middle.

Okay, yeah, that's okay.

Alright, I feel so short, though. Hold on.

Jump up, jump up.

Yeah, that's coming up.

So, what's going on, guys?

No, we're having a great time. Having a good time? I am Princess Leia, and that

is my man, Darth. Invade her.

You actually scare me.

Is that on purpose?

Maybe. Don't be scared. You don't want women to get close to him. He's yours.

No, he can get close, but we all get close.

But that's it, okay? Stop right there.

So are you from K -West? Yes.

All right, so it's great that you actually can come here and wear whatever

want. Actually, you can even wear a mask. It doesn't matter. It's just about

being yourself and express yourself.

How long have you guys lived in Key West?

Going on 18 years.

And it's about not wearing any, you know, as much as you want.

And we always prefer pink.

I'm moving to Key West. All right, that's all I'm saying. I'm from Miami. I

in Miami. You should move to Key West.

So we are actually starting this kind of tendency in Miami little by little, but

we feel like when we come to Key West, people are just so, like a lot of people

have just said, you know, like not judging each other, disrespecting each

be nice, and just be yourself.

Exactly. It's such a beautiful place to live. People are so polite. I mean, we

hear people say thank you and excuse me and sorry. It's just beautiful.

So how long have you guys been married for?

Well, we're not married. Okay, to be friends for?

Living in sin for 20 years.

That's a long time still. That's like worse than marriage, no?

No, it's more fun than marriage. Okay, that's okay.

So if you were to talk to anybody that's in Europe or Latin America or tourists,

what would you say that Fantasy Fest or even Key West is all about, and why

would you invite them here?

It's just a beautiful community with a lot of love, a lot of...

soul, a lot of heart, and there's no better place in the world.

Now you go.

Tons of creativity.

Fantasy Fest is great.

We always say less is best.

And I think we reflected our costumes and bring it on.

Most of the people we bring down and come down, they don't wear a costume or

wear too much of a costume. And next thing you know, they're just like,

right. It's like one year you'll wear something, the next year you're just

less and less. He had a drawer full of loners. Oh, God.

I agree with that. All right. I'm going to leave you to do it. You're going to

say Fantasy Fest. Sorry.

I'm going to say one, two, three. You're going to say Fantasy Fest. Ready? One,

two, three.

Fantasy Fest.

Thank you guys. Can I have a little turn for both of you?

Promover todo tipo de cultura, ¿no? Y todo tipo de diferencias que tiene la

gente. ¿Nos apuramos un poco?

A ver.

I gotta ask somebody where... Hi, guys.

Do you have any idea where Coyote Ugly is?

Coyote Ugly, the restaurant.

Is it a restaurant? I don't know. It's a restaurant.

Do you know where it is?

Where would it be?

Where would what be?

I think it's down on the water. So we keep going? You keep going. Is it, like,

really far?

No, it's fairly close, yes.

You guys look great, by the way.

Thank you. Very, very good. Well, I can't compete with your costume, though.

That is, like, full out. I don't think I'm going to get a chance to say a word.

I'm Captain Chesapeake.

From the Chesapeake Bay, and you've probably seen me on stage screen. You're

very important.

On the news channel, yes.

So how do you feel that Key West is brought up upon this Spanish Festival

I think it's very important to Key West, to the economy, and everything else,

and that everybody has a wonderful time here.

Definitely. I think that you bring out tourists from all over, you know,

Florida. So what do you think maybe you could do every year that could make

people even more comfortable?

I think continue the contest, continue the stimulation, the advertising, and

crowd is just wonderful here.

Very good. Say hi to Miami TV. We're live.

I will do that.

Nice. Everyone have a good time. And any time, come down to the Key West,

especially during Fantasy Fest.

Thank you so much, sir. Thank you.

Captain Chesapeake signing off.

Very good.

All right, guys.

Me llamo Emily.

Me llamo Jennifer.

My name is Jenny.

Nice to meet you. Mi espanol es muy malo.

My, well, no, my English is very good, actually.

Bueno, bueno. You look very, very nice. Thank you very much. How long did it

take? About 45 minutes.

They're so fast. I know.

They're amazing.

It's just like, you want a shirt, it's like 10 minutes. You want a full body,

it's like 45 minutes, 30 minutes. So where do you come from?

I come from the Naples area.

You drove all the way down from Naples? Well, you know, it's definitely worth

it, right?

How many hours?

Five, right? Five, yeah.

Now, where's your Spider -Man?

Right there.

Oh,

but he got no body paint on. That's not fair.

Sorry.

No, but still, the woman always has to stand out more than the man. So, very

good. All right, I want you to say hi to Miami TV.

Hey, Miami.

Wish you were here.

I can't go without you guys. Come here, come here, come here. Come on, we like

doing this stuff. Very sexy.

What's your name? Jamie.

So you are a pink pussycat? A leopard panther.

Sorry, but pink pussycat is very sexy, though. All right, take that as a

compliment. Yes, I'm a pink pussycat.

So leopard panther, all right, very cool. Let's see you wear this to bed.

Absolutely, and more. Yes, she does. And less.

And more.

Do we know her?

No. No? Hi, stranger. Hello,

how are you guys?

Are we reporting live? All right, let's do this.

No, we're with them first, and then we'll go to you. Sounds good? So you've

to compete with them. They're very sexy tonight.

So you've got to stand right there next door, and you've got to stand out and be

more sexy.

I'm in the sexiest now.

There you go. That's right.

Yeah,

the butt has to be to the camera, not to them.

So what's your name? Jamie. Jamie, and you? I'm Craig.

So how long have you guys been doing Fantasy Fest for?

Five years in a row.

Five years. How does it feel? Where are you from, if I can ask?

Jamie's from Cincinnati. I'm from Stewart, Florida. Do you feel like maybe

is the one -in -a -time year where you can just be yourself, or do you just add

a fantasy on? I don't know.

I have an epiphany this time. Fantasy Fest is a festival where you can live

utmost fantasies.

So that's what it's all about, living your fantasies and fantasies. So you

fantasize about being a pussycat with glitter?

Sometimes.

That works, you know. Why wouldn't I? I don't know what he is. I mean, what are

you? I'm just a jungle hunter going after my leopard girl to capture and

Listen, as long as you guys...

Also, you have coverage. Yeah, thank you. You have coverage.

You can't pick stupid, everybody.

I'm not saying anything.

Anyway, the most important thing is that you guys love each other, you're having

fun, and you respect each other's fantasies, and you're here to support

hurrah for that.

Yes, we go for the lifetime.

We love the list. Say hi to Miami TV.

Hi, Miami TV. You're the best. Thank you.

You look great, by the way. Congrats.

Thank you.

Call him Mr. Vader, call him Mr. Rowe, call him Mr.

Bane.

Call him Mr.

Vader, call him Mr.

Rowe, call him Mr.

Bane.

Call him Mr. Vader, call him Mr.

Rowe, call him Mr.

Bane.

Call him Mr.

Vader, call him Mr.

Rowe.

I know what I want and I don't want it now.

I want you.

Hey, I'm going to slice the bacon.

Bacon? I was going to say hot dog, but bacon ends in hot dog, right?

It does.

Do you like hot dog?

I do. You like bacon? Is that why you dress like a bacon? That's why he

like a bacon, because I love bacon.

You're a woman whipped.

The big

part, you know, the one that's really crunchy.

So what do you like?

A dartboard.

You better not be throwing any darts to her.

He'll be doing that later.

Okay, but in a nice way.

Like, okay, this goes here.

Yeah, yeah.

No, no. I think he wants to take some anger out of you.

Be nice, okay?

Okay, we will. Get out of the camera.

Hello. Hello.

Thank you, guys. Thank you so much. Thank you.

Bueno, continuamos. Yo les digo que vayan al frente mío y continuamos.

This is just outstanding.

This is wonderful.

So do you feel like this is just kind of like a moment to exteriorize yourself?

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Yeah, absolutely.

Now, how come she's dressed with nothing and you're dressed with a really big T

-shirt? Well, but that's a really long skirt. It doesn't work, you know? It's

not a skirt.

It's not like the... Sorry, hold on. No, no, no, you're right, you're right,

you're right. Yeah, that's what I meant to say. I'm so sorry. Listen, believe it

or not, I did Scottish dance when I was younger.

Nobody can compete.

You ready? Here's the simple fact.

Everybody wants to look at boobies.

A very small percent wants to look at penises.

I totally agree with that. I mean, I wouldn't want to. I want to look at

penises. Your wife is okay with it.

I think that's what matters, you know? Yeah. I mean, if you don't want to look

at it, you don't look at it, right?

Exactly. Come on now. Are you kidding me?

There's no better place to be in the world right now. Are you serious?

This is it, man. This is the place.

All right, guys. Thank you so much. Have a great night. Thank you.

Now, who are you dressed as?

I'm just a sailor coming into port, ready for my ship to come in.

But you look like you're going to take over the port.

I am.

Where's your husband at?

Is he behind you?

John, he's right there, he's right there, he's right there. Oh, there he

He's right there. I'm like, where's your husband?

My sailor, my little sailor boat.

She's the wife of a sailor. She's like a person who goes on a boat. My employer

got shipwrecked on an island, and I picked him up, and the rest is history.

how many of these guys would you pick up to be on sail with you?

Hey, I'm a good decking. I'm going to say 80%, yeah.

Well, no, wait. to pick them out so then I can interview them. So you pick out

who wants to interview.

Who has the biggest vote?

Okay. Okay, you come forward.

She's choosing who wants to interview, so you come forward. Come on.

We're actually live.

Live? Live where?

Tourist. Where are you from? Australia.

Australia? watching, definitely.

I know a drive -by. So where do you want to go? Great Barrier Reef? Let's go

diving. I would like to go, I've never been to Fiji. I would like to go to

I've done Fiji.

You've done Fiji? I've done Fiji, yeah.

I've done Fiji, that's right. White Wall of Death?

She goes alright.

She goes alright.

No worries.

Great Barrier Reef? You've done that?

Ah, that's my home. That's my background. I'll leave you to it,

Alright. Thank you. Say hi to Miami TV.

Which one? Miami TV. G'day, Miami TV. Don't shoot anyone.

I love his accent. It's awesome.

All right, guys, let's keep going.

Thank you. Thank you.

That was like together, you know?

Cheese. Who's cheesing first?

No, you don't do that? Cheese?

No, never done cheese. I did that when I was in high school. It's like cheese

and you pinch somebody.

Oh, you did that too?

Okay, so I'm not weird or anything.

Okay, so who are you? We are the Fembots from Austin Powers.

So, why did you want to do Austin Powers?

Well, was that like your movie?

No, no. It's just fun. Different.

Different from everyone else.

Typical villain hero.

So who would you think out of here is the abnormal typical hero?

Abnormal? Or not normal or normal. I don't know. Normal typical hero.

Superwoman. Or, you know, Wonder Woman, Superman.

Are we picking on Superman and Wonder Woman for tonight?

Yes, we are. Yes, we are.

Yes. Not in your hand. Don't worry.

Be original.

Be original, right? That's the key. Be original.

I love your hair. I got to say.

Thank you. My daughter hacked it, though.

Very cool.

And this is your, like, original hair, no? No.

It's not? It looks... No!

Is he the bomb?

It looks like... I know. I swear, that's your hair.

It's a very expensive wig. I mean, they start at $28, right?

The color ones. Mine would look way better. At least your daughter was

Ten.

Then you're proud of what you're wearing. Yes. I am very proud.

And I love kids.

And I love Fantasy Fest.

And I've been here for 18 years. Always been here. Do you live here?

Yes. So do you? Yes.

Okay. Great. Awesome. So how would you describe Key West for everybody that

maybe has never been here?

Tourists or people that maybe want to live here. Like, how would you describe

it? Learn how to drive down here.

Difficult to live. Hard to make a living.

Really? Why?

Well, it's a tourist economy.

You know?

That's everywhere, though. It's expensive. It's expensive to live. My

rent, all that good stuff. I'm in Miami.

You're the important person in everybody's life. Yeah.

All right. Say hi to Miami TV. We're live.

Hi, Miami.

Love you.

I gotta say, yes. I gotta say that a lot of people are copying your costume.

Oh, they are? A lot of people. Really?

All right, guys. I'm going to say hi to Miami TV, everybody that's not here.

We're live.

So say anybody, tourists, whatever.

Go. Mexico.

Ah, Mexico.

Hi.

Be our head.

Wait, that has to go this way. Oh, thank you. Thank you.

All right, now we're good. How are you?

Okay. It's so funny when people have no idea how to react on TV, but obviously

you do. A little bit.

A little bit, I guess.

I guess. How would you react?

What's that?

How would you react?

I don't know. Like this?

Yeah, sure, like this.

You gotta give a... Wait,

where's the other guy?

Where's the other guy?

Oh, there's two.

Okay, okay.

100%, man, 100%. 100 % fantasy fest.

110%. If that's 100%, you're in trouble, because that's, like, abnormal.

I don't know. 55 and 55.

200%, man.

200%. 100%. 200%. That was very good, by the way.

That was very good.

All right, guys, let's keep going.

All right, guys, so, oh, wow, that is very cool.

I'm still wondering why there was a car going under those seats. Yeah, you can

go by.

What's up?

I'm actually scared to talk to you.

I feel like those seats are just going to pop out or something.

What's your name? Yeah, oh, my God, don't do that.

Okay, do it again.

Can you breathe?

Yeah, I can breathe.

So you're like a messed up zombie.

Facelift. Oh, that's so old.

But that's like...

That's actually real.

Like, that's like a plastic shirt. Okay, that's very freaky.

Who was the guy that acted in that movie?

He's very famous.

Facelift? Do you remember?

No. Oh, come on. You're dressed like that.

Okay. Are

you

a little bit hot? Are you wearing anything under that?

No.

Well, I hope not.

Seriously, because that's like a super body, and it's really hot here because

a lot of people. All right, talk to everybody about Fantasy Fest and how you

feel about the event.

It's just fun. Everybody come down and have a good time.

Have a good time. And be face -off. All right? Face -off. Thank you so much.

Enjoy. Have fun. Bye.

Bueno, continuamos.

Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay.

Yo creo que se me cae la peluca y ni siquiera me doy cuenta. I think my wig's

coming off, and I'm not even, like, realizing it.

You look great.

Beautiful yourself. Thank you. I'm very diva tonight.

Diva. Diva.

Do you know where Coyote Ugly is?

Yes, I know where Coyote Coyote is. Where?

It's right down the road over there. Everybody keeps saying that.

Why not? We're like never arriving.

Never arriving? Are you looking for Coyote Ugly? Yes, we are. They had a

wonderful costume party last night. I'm not sure what they're doing tonight, but

we had a blast. We spent the whole night at Coyote Ugly's.

So I want to know who you're dressed as.

I'm dressed as kind of a New Orleans badass

drag pirate.

No worries. That's okay. But you have like super crazy makeup on. You did it

yourself? No, I told the artist just to go at it.

You did a very good job. Thank you. You made me feel wonderful today.

Say hi to Miami TV.

Hi, Miami TV.

Thank you so much. You look awesome. Thank you. Bye -bye.

You liked it? I don't know.

Can we stop in the pink?

Hi, beautiful.

Hi. Do you mind being on camera?

Yeah. You mind or you're okay with it? I'm okay with it. I thought you were

because you look like a diva. How are you, gorgeous? Good, good. Thank you.

Okay, so how did this go about that you're both matching?

About 6 o 'clock at night tonight.

We decided to be flamingos. Where are you from?

Russia, Moscow. I was going to say Russia. I was like, Russian women are so

beautiful. You know, they got light eyes, they got blonde hair, and they

like, you know, they're out there. We're very sexual.

I never said that. She did. Okay.

Now, how did you guys meet each other? Here in Keywater?

No. We're neighbors.

We're neighbors. You live here?

No, we live in Delray Beach, which is about 200 -something miles. Is there a

of Russians in Delray Beach? A lot. A lot. Really? I thought it was like all

Brazilians.

No, a lot of Russians.

Miami, everywhere.

Well, we come from Miami. Are you also Russian?

No, I'm Estonian.

Estonian.

Perfect.

Perfect.

So,

are you a little bit jealous? I mean, look at her.

I am.

Who wouldn't be?

All right, now, you got a little bit of, you know, two American guys right

there. You guys are Estonian, you're Russian.

What would you say to two American guys? Bring them over and show me what you

would say to two American guys.

Come on up, come on up.

Because they're so shy, you know.

Hola.

No, I'm saying, Russia, Estonia, I mean, you got very powerful sexual beings

right here.

I'm sure they want to say something to an American race.

I guess if you notice. How did you notice that? Oh, you can tell.

How? I mean, I don't know.

No, he's talking about her.

Her. Him, her.

Okay,

Russian women are very sexual. Yes, you said it yourself.

What would you say to an American man?

Oh, God, you're putting me on the spot. It depends on what situation it is.

Well, right now, I mean, you look at them and... Should I take my shirt off?

Please do!

Take this off.

That's it?

No, that's not Russian.

She has signed us, I guess.

I have that dress.

I have that dress.

Very good. Where are you from? From Peru.

The first Peruvian we've seen at Fantasy Fest.

Don't judge.

It means that you're here happy.

Well, where do you live? Don't judge.

In Vero Beach.

How long ago?

To the north. To the north of here.

No, six hours.

And how do you feel when you come here to Fantasy Fest? Is this your first

It's my first time.

I love it. I'm fascinated.

It's incredible.

Everyone is happy.

They're enjoying it. No one bothers you.

Everyone should come here.

They're your friends?

You actually help us out. It keeps us going. It's a miracle. What do you mean,

like, sexually?

We've been here since Saturday. No, no, no.

Regularly. Yeah, yeah, just the whole week long.

No!

I think she won't know I'm here.

That was very good, actually.

All right, so are you guys... Okay, I am discovering very different things.

That's why you're on it.

to be on here if it's fake.

All right, guys. So you're from SWAT.

You're red and black. We're from SWAT.

And this is not a costume. It's a uniform.

It's a lifestyle choice.

Okay, so we are actually... I'm nothing. Don't worry. We're actually...

I'm like you.

We're actually live.

Believe it or not, we're live.

For everybody that's watching us that doesn't live here. So tourists, Europe,

Latin America.

How would you describe Fantasy Fest?

Or maybe even South Florida. Why would you come here? How does it make you

Well, she would probably be the best one to answer that. This is her 20th year

coming down.

The greatest party in the world. I have not found anything that comes close to

Fantasy Fest.

I've had a flow in the parade for almost 20 years.

Tomorrow night is the big night. It all culminates and ends with the parade.

It's a great party. Perfect weather, great people, everyone's smiling.

There's nothing better. It's Fantasy Fest.

We're going to be here tomorrow live, actually, again, and I'm so glad it's

windy here. Fun, fun, fun, fun, and party, and everybody's friendly. Love

love it. Come over.

All right, let me all have a little turn.

Model.

Thank you, guys. Have fun.

Chihuahua! Chihuahua!