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Tonight on The Dramatic Conclusion, the Real Housewives of New York City

reunion. Why are you always hungry?

We have a tapeworm.

We must talk about Gideon. His penises are proper.

It's like, hello.

I know that there's something that Uba said earlier that would... Oh, I was

confused. You said that nobody wanted me on the show.

She got so drunk in front of our kids.

And David said she has to go.

Why do you die? I feel like it's my fault.

Both of you guys are fake. We're not fake. If I say that I like her, then

how it is. You don't need to pipe your... There's any place I can puke

here. I was such a bitch, and I'm so sorry. Maybe you don't know how to be

loved. Watch your fucking mouth.

I'm not afraid of you. You put people in the hospital? No, I put people in the

funeral home.

I'm so tired of just nobody on my back. Fuck off, you.

You implied my husband is cheating on me because I'm not having sex with him.

No, I did not. Yes, you both did. No, I did not.

You're going to make it even worse for 24 hours.

That's enough time to get into trouble.

Lots can happen in 24 hours.

Can't pop it.

Did you also, when you talked about your sex life or lack thereof, Did

you also talk to them about your postpartum struggles in the same

One and the same? Of course. Thank you, Reva.

Wait, are you talking about that? But why aren't you having sex?

I don't know. I just, I'm really, like, self -conscious about my scar.

Like, the C -section scar. Oh, because you had a C -section.

Yeah. I was putting on a schedule, and it was work.

It was like, I'm ovulating. Go, go, go, go, go.

And so maybe now, when I think about it, like, that's probably what. Oh, my God,

you just guarded him. Maybe he feels like that. Maybe he feels like that,

Not to the level you did in your confessional. When I watched it, I was

holy shit, I didn't know you were going through all of that.

We were trying to conceive and nothing was happening.

So I ended up going through five cycles of IVF. It was brutal.

thought it was more of a playful thing. You never were like, look, I'm really

going through something emotionally. I'm suffering from postpartum, all the

rounds of IVF. If you would have came to us and been like, this is not okay,

never once did you say that. It was just like, we're not having sex.

You could talk to us. We're your friends at the end of the day. I didn't know

what you were saying behind my back. I didn't know. That puppet, oh, you're

cheating in Vietnam. I didn't say that.

What would you say if I was just flying to Vietnam?

Who the fuck are you fucking?

You hear that?

You implied it. No, I didn't. I'm not saying you. I'm saying that I implied

OK. This is the first time you didn't say me.

I want to put a pin in that.

Jenna, Laura from Plymouth, Michigan said, at Brinsgiving, you kept insisting

that Jessel's cackling hags comment was not that bad. Do you really believe

that, or were you trying to diffuse the situation since you were the one to stir

that pot?

No, I'm actually, my father's British, and it is a common thing to say cackling

hags in England, so I didn't take it on. A lot of people have told me it's not

very common. It's not. My father used to say it. My mom calls me a hag. No, I

have people tell me in London, too, and people in London, they're like, it's not

a thing. My father used to say the cackling hags. to a Brit. Did you ever

it? No, and actually he confirmed, as did his mother, Lady Cecilia. It is

definitely not in a thing. His mother is a lady. No, but Gideon's like royalty.

They wouldn't even say, like, stupid.

Cy, Amy from Green Mountain, North Carolina says, seems like things between

and Jaisal really started to go off the rails when Jaisal insulted Jenna's gift.

You are gorgeous. No, I hate, I absolutely hate it. I feel like a

tree. This is not my vibe at all.

You couldn't stand the gift that she gave you. I hate it. I look like a

Christmas tree.

If Jenna was letting it go, why did you take up the fight for her?

I think at that very moment I looked at Jenna and I can feel how upset she was

or just embarrassed.

And it pissed me off too. So it was almost as if.

She was my sister, and I just kind of came to the rescue. And I thought it was

really rude, and I had to say something, because I knew that she wasn't going to

say something in that moment. How did you feel about Shai and Erin taking up

your cause? You know, it was actually, I've never had, like, a sister or

And I didn't want you to feel hurt, but I also felt like, wait, they're sticking

up for me. Like, it actually felt really good.

Oh, that's nice.

I mean, I don't even remember half of that, but I was very unaware of your...

Emotions. I'm sorry.

Esteco on Twitter says, what the hell's wrong with Cy and Erin? They get nuts

about Jenna not sharing.

Then they ask Jessel to share. She does, and they make fun of her.

Erin? I would like to address that. Okay. So, I think the...

problem i was having with understanding your stories is that first of all they

weren't they didn't seem like yours i understand that your family is your

stories but i didn't under i wanted to know like your upbringing and and how

grew up and the other thing that was hard for me was these girls would talk

about you know these really hard

and growing up with literally nothing.

And then you would come in and be like, I had an internship and I got to live

with my uncle. I actually didn't have anything growing up. Your life was so

incredibly hard when you lived with your rich uncle?

I said I lived with my uncle because I think he's incredibly rich.

Having an internship is a privilege.

But why is it a competition?

It's not, but you would say I grew up with nothing.

First of all, I just want to say, like...

I talk about my parents and where they come from because it informs my

It's the color of my skin.

It's my culture.

And it's a fair... I totally get it. Do you know what I mean?

For Cy to be like, in 1492, Duffel's parents came on the Mayflower.

And, like, that was very offensive to me.

You guys poked fun. You belittled my story. No, no, no.

That's not it. That's not what happened. But it was. If we're not belittling

your story at all, stop saying stuff like that. That's not it. I'm sorry, but

is. Well, if that's how she felt. That's how I felt. I didn't mean to feel like

that. I apologize if that's how you felt.

Watching back, it does seem like we are going a little bit too crazy.

Jessel, I want to know more about you. Your story is about your parents coming

from Kenya.

Is that not part of my story? No, we want to know about you.

Is that not part of my story?

It's that simple. Why are you fucking yelling?

Because I can't get the point across the same shit. In that moment, I remember

she kept talking in circles to me, and the math wasn't mathing for me at the

time. So I just kept lashing out on her because I was getting so frustrated

because I just didn't feel like we were. Jenna, what was your take? You were

there. I think.

And Jessalyn and I have talked about this a little bit. I think sometimes

happens is, like, there is a disconnect a little bit of not referencing or

acknowledging the difference. And I think that it's not about comparing.

It's just I think sometimes if someone's talking about their uncle passing away

from alcoholism, it's just very different from a mom. And that doesn't

didn't feel pain or feel, like, sadness around it. Of course you did. I just

think it's...

The two things are just different, and just not being able to acknowledge and

find that first.

Wait, give the disclaimer. Like you said, the mother compares to the uncle.

I'm an African woman.

We take our aunt and uncle like literally our mom. Her mother had just

away. I don't want to talk about my mom. When you were telling your story about

your mom, I also had like a similar situation.

Uncle Nitin, he was an alcoholic.

I am in a really bad place because my mom passed away. She had died five

And I'm sorry. And I'm sorry. It was just.

It was a horrible moment for me.

And I understand that you did not mean anything. You meant no harm. You were

just trying to connect with me. But in that moment, I just wanted to get away

and get out of that situation.

And I respect that. And I'm sorry.

You're apologizing. I don't understand. I wish you would stop apologizing. No,

no, no. You ripped apart your marriage. You ripped apart every time you tried to

talk about your family.

We ripped apart your talking. Coming up.

While you were at the ballet with Brad Pitt and Gwyneth, I was delivering

newspapers with my mother.

I don't understand. I apologize to you, and I wish you would stop apologizing.

No, no, no. You ripped apart your marriage, Brynn. Her and I are talking.

not even in it.

I know it's not apples to apples. And I wasn't trying to do that. But watching

it back, I realized it is her mother. And I absolutely did not want to compare

someone who is like a father to me. Let me just set the record straight.

It's not the same, and I can't channel your emotions, and I wasn't trying to do

that. I know you weren't. I know you weren't. Jess, so Bobby from Cumberland,

Maryland said, you told the women you lived off your savings while trying to

make it in fashion.

Who has savings at 20 years old? Where did you get these savings? Doesn't that

say privilege right there? I worked at college, and I had savings.

I mean, and by the way, savings could be $5 ,000 or it could mean $10 ,000. It

doesn't mean a trust fund, that's for sure. You're not living off $5 ,000 in

York City, girl. Having a savings account and having college paid for,

my parents started from scratch in England.

I totally get that. My dad started from scratch in Israel and had no money and

came here with $5. But did you grow up poor? I'm just wondering. We grew up

comfortable, but certainly not lavish.

And privilege or no privilege. Thank you. No, but privilege or no privilege,

Erin, I shouldn't be made to feel shamed of how I grew up.

How would I be?

be making you feel ashamed.

Well, you're picking apart her backstory. I'm not.

I just, she thinks she grew up with nothing.

We had a very simple upbringing.

While you were at the ballet with Brad Pitt and Gwyneth, I was delivering

newspapers with my mother, okay?

Do you know my backstory?

What my dad came from the Mayflower?

You guys, I was on the Mayflower.

Clearly, and you haven't changed.

Kayla on Twitter says, Erin didn't like Brynn flirting with Abe. Now she's

making negative insinuations about... Russell's marriage.

Erin, what's the difference between what you did and what Brynn did?

Look, I'm really sorry. It just was not right. I shouldn't have even, I was

poking fun. It wasn't funny. I would be upset if I were in your shoes. I

genuinely.

Genuinely, I'm sorry. I don't think there's any issue in your marriage. I

it's weird that he's flying to Vietnam for a sandwich. To me, that's strange.

loves food. I get it.

I think it's weird. He's president of the street food fried chicken committee

New York.

Exactly. For me, Jethro, can you understand that? That would be strange

If Abe said, babe, I'm going to go to Thailand. I'm going to go get like a pad

thai and I'll be back. Did Pavit go to Vietnam?

He did.

How was his trip? It was great. He's going to drop his Vietnam street food

soon. Sai, you called Jaisal a liar for saying Pavit was going to Vietnam in two

weeks, rather than just not having his ticket booked yet.

Does this qualify as lying, or could she just have misunderstood whether he

booked it or not?

She definitely said he's leaving next week, and then he turned around, and

I asked him, I was so confused. He was like, when am I leaving? At the moment,

it felt like a lie, but maybe it was a misunderstanding.

But why are you so invested?

I was so invested. I know you were. Why, though? Why?

I did it. I apologized. I'm pointing everything and fact -checking. And did

say this or did you not? It's not your husband.

Talking to Jaisal.

I apologize, Jaisal. But the Vietnam thing to me was very, very intriguing.

I did not understand it. Watching it back, you didn't understand it, which

me even more invested after.

But it is what it is.

I'm so sorry. I don't want to mess up your marriage, poke holes in your

marriage. This is your thing. I apologize.

Thank you.

Jenna, you weren't there for a lot of this conflict. After watching it play

on the show, do you agree with Jessel when she says it was mean girl behavior?

I could see in her eyes it felt, like, intense. And I also felt like I have a

friend who basically flies for miles, so I do understand it. Thank you, Jenna.

I was like, come on. It didn't seem like it was necessary to go in so deep.

Well, Cy, Jessel, and Aaron, now that you've heard everything that each other

have to say, where are we? Is there hope for reconciliation?

Yeah. We've been going out. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're all fine.

We're great. You know, it was a very intense few months, and there's highs

lows and emotions, but I think we all understand each other now. We understand

our boundaries. We understand, you know, personalities.

Food. Food.

I'm hungry. I have a problem.

All right. Well, that's good to hear.

Well, this season, no -nonsense Cy had no problem putting any of these ladies

their place. And while she might be a tough nut to crack, there's a reason for

that. Let's watch.

Influencers in the wild.

Oh, my God, I can't hold it.

I represent Brooklyn all day.

I used to hang out on Flatbush. I would just, like, walk down tree -lined blocks

and look through the homes.

Lo and behold, look at me now. She's living the life that I want. It's

Should I kill her and take her?

Do you have food?

I thought you were cooking.

I want sushi.

I want sushi.

Is there oatmeal?

Maybe you should get that checked out. It seems like you have like a worm in

your, like there's something wrong.

I have a tendency to be very hard on people just because of my upbringing.

Having 20 bucks in my bank account was a dream when I was young. My mother was

an alcoholic for a long period of time.

I did everything to take care of her.

No matter what I kept trying and it just it didn't work It's a part of

me, but at the end of the day I

also just want to remind people that my mother was not a bad person

That's sweet that was so

sweet and that's really important by the way what you just said, you know With

all that you've been through

that you can find that positivity in who she was.

I tried.

I tried.

Is that hard?

Thank you.

Growing up with my mom, she was never, she was not stable, and, you know, we

moved around a lot, and she did her best. That was just the way she was.

were the cards that she was given. She wasn't a bad person, you know.

Did she deal with that her entire life, or was there some sort of traumatic

event that triggered her in her later years?

She suffered from mental illness, and she tried to treat it with alcohol, and

don't think I noticed things until I got to high school. My mother started

hanging out in Central Park, and she would go there every day and just drink.

police officer would call me and say she fell somewhere in the park, and I have

to go pick her up from the hospital.

Or she would get arrested.

It was literally like having a child. And I constantly was just waiting by the

phone to see if I was going to get a phone call of where I had to go pick her

at.

And the more money I made, I thought I can throw money on it and get her help.

And she'd just drink.

I wouldn't know where she is or what she was doing. I always held my breath

thinking I would get that call that she was dead. And I finally got it.

I know you mentioned your mom was homeless for a period of your life.

During that time, how did you keep in touch with her? She wasn't physically on

the street. She was in a shelter or a rehab.

I did put her in a assisted living slash rehab for a while,

and then she got in trouble there, and that's why she ended up with me.

I was the only one who continuously would forgive her and say, okay, yeah,

let's do it again.

I just really thought it would change every single time. I thought it would

change. It just never, ever changed.

It's like a hamster on a wheel.

And finally, I think, when I married David, my mom lived with us for three

months, and she got so drunk in front of our kids.

And David said, she has to go. You have to throw her out. And it was the hardest

thing I ever had to do.

Throw out my mother who had no money, nothing. She didn't have a place to go.

She had nothing.

And I'm living in this fucking townhouse.

And my mother's on the street.

And three months later you die. I feel like it's my fault.

And I'm living in this... fucking

townhouse and my mother's on the street

three months later you die i feel like it's

my fault my love it's not your fault it's a disease like

the worst disease there is actually you have to protect your family too i

constantly still feel like it's my fault

I thought that maybe when she passed away I would be, and I hate to say it,

relieved. But I still wake up and say, maybe she got another chance on life. I

hope she's okay now. I hope she's okay now. I still can't help but feel like

trying to take care of her.

Thanks for sharing that. I mean, that's heartbreaking.

Yeah.

Is my makeup okay?

It actually seems perfect.

Since she was in your home with your family, what do you tell your daughter

about her?

Or how did you explain that at the time?

I never explained that she had a problem. The children knew. My son would

say, Grandma's a little weird.

Or she's a little cuckoo.

But my mom loved to paint, and she would paint while Bob Ross was on.

I love Bob Ross. So I would always just say, you know, Grandma's an artist.

Artists, you know, they can be a little cuckoo.

And so they would paint with her and do those things, but they didn't understand

that she was drinking.

Yeah.

There's other stuff I want to talk to you about.

Okay. Like, why are you always hungry?

I have a tapeworm.

I don't eat meat, and I also lift weights, so I do get hungry every two to

hours. Our filming schedule's sporadic, and sometimes it just lands on mealtime,

which is every two to three hours.

You know, it's interesting. When we announced the cast, people reacted

negatively to their being an influencer.

What was your reaction to that, or do you think influencers get a bad rap? I

I think we do get a really bad rap. I don't think people really understand

this very much so is a business. People just...

assume that we're running around taking selfies and charging people for it.

Like, there's so many moving parts.

We have teams. We have briefs. We have deliverables. We pitch concepts just

an advertising agency.

Oh, really?

Yes. And, you know, the editing.

It does take a long time. And I think I want to say something in defense of it

because I think I came from a world where I saw this whole group of people

up. And what happens is you don't get hired as an influencer. You can call

yourself one. And so there's a myriad of people who are out there calling

themselves influencers. Right. And they are not. And so I think it muddies the

water. And people who are actually professional and do this for a living

clearly successful and have a real business, they get lumped in with

who actually is not an influencer at all.

And the other thing I just want to say is.

You're always working.

I mean, she does not stop.

We're on vacation.

We're at dinner.

And it is not an easy thing to do.

You have some thick skin. Yeah. But I mean, now everyone on this show has some

thick skin.

Well, yeah, for sure.

Brynn, you joked on the show that you wanted a steel -sized perfect life.

What about it is perfect to you? I like brownstones. I really want one.

And I want a Range Rover and a second house.

And two kids that look like they just dropped out of, like, a gap ad. I love

that you make it sound like that. Like, wow.

No, it is so.

Sia Reetha from Jupiter, Florida, wants to know the story of how you and David

met. What attracted you to him?

I was not attracted to David when I first met him. I didn't want to be

when I first met him. OK.

It wasn't a first love romantic story.

I met him in Costa Rica at a swim -up bar.

He was actually trying to pick up my girlfriend.

Like, he was just trying to talk to someone.

OK. And, you know, we were there. He's talking to her. I came over, and I

literally lacked all personality because I was so hungover.

He said, hi. I said, hi.

He said something.

super negative and insulted me because he has horrible jokes that don't always

land. She was in.

I was like, you have balls. She was like, you're rude and snarky, and you

defended me. It was very snarky, and I'm like,

here's my number.

I love it. I know he sold out his company. What kind of company was it? It

marketing company for sports betting. For sports betting. Yeah.

Must have sold it for a lot if he's retired.

He's happy.

Okay.

Benji on Twitter said, Psy, you overreact when you're hungry. Relax.

So, ladies, do you think being hungry is a valid excuse for not being able to

control your emotions?

Absolutely. Anyone who has children knows.

Hangry is an actual word. It's a real thing. You can't function when you're

hangry. I'm so sorry to all of you. I sound so annoying on this show. I was

a bitch. And I'm so sorry. I was really hungry a lot of the time.

Should we do like a feeding tube?

I think I need something.

All right. Well, we'll keep working on that.

Anyone who says blondes have more fun clearly hasn't met Roni's resident

redhead. But while on the surface, Brynn is all fun and flirting, like any good

collector knows, you can't judge a book by its cover. Let's watch.

Don't hit on my dad tonight. I'm 100 % hitting on your dad tonight.

Grin, I think, with birth flirting.

The girl can, like, turn on a paper bag. Why don't you sell my engagement ring

and then you can buy this car?

I have been engaged three times.

When Gideon proposed, we were actually broken up. The worst thing you'll ever

have to do is call your boyfriend and tell him that you're engaged to someone

else. Wait, so how was it being raised by your grandma?

She wasn't perfect, but she did her best, and her best was great.

When I was a senior in high school and I get a call, my father, who I think

maybe talked to twice in my life, he was dying, he was in the ICU, and we had a

lovely relationship. Like, I went up every weekend, which is why I don't like

Thanksgiving that much. No matter what, he died.

Remember Rudy Huxtable? Yeah. That was my hair. And so my poor grandma didn't

know how to figure it out. Because, like, my grandma, she was white. My

mom raised me. My mom's white. My dad's black. So I definitely missed out on

having the exposure to a strong black community.

When I was pre -medicine, Mimi was like, honey, you don't go to college to

become a doctor. You go to marry a doctor. That's what your grandmother

you? 100%. Mimi is a massive influence.

Not just on who I am today, but everything.

So I'm going to endow a tree for Mimi.

You overcame, baby.

It's a built -in family. We love you.

I know it was so hard for you to share all this. It was hard. Yeah, it's hard.

Hearing you talking about reconnecting with your dad before his death was

powerful. What else can you tell us about that visit?

Well, I didn't watch it, so I don't know what I did share or got included.

It was tough because, like, the craziest thing, I was on homecoming court, and I

get a call that my dad's dying. But the next day I was on a train, on an Amtrak

up to Ann Arbor, and he didn't die that day. He lived for a little bit, but then

I decided, because I'm a lunatic, to go up every weekend and take care of him.

And maybe it was, like, creepy that I was, like, so, like, let's pretend to be

father and daughter for the time that we can. But I told him everything. I told

him everything I did.

told him everything I was going to do.

Did he respond?

Yeah, he said that every day he looked in the mirror and that he saw a monster,

that he never forgave himself.

He said he was sorry for everything.

So this gave you great closure.

It did. It was like a fucking Lifetime movie. It's like, come on.

Yeah, it was amazing.

It was amazing closure.

I got a really good three months.

He had promised he'd take me out to dinner, but then he didn't get to take

out to dinner.

That's okay. It was great seeing your relationship with your brother on the

show. Yeah.

He really seems to be your sounding board. He is, 100%. Has he in some ways

replaced the role?

That Mimi played in your life in Surpassing? I don't think he's replaced.

always played his specific role. When we were little and going through the

trial, he protected me. He was physically.

He always has protected me. We've always been so close. So no one could ever

replace her, but he holds his own and continues to hold his own very special

place in my life.

Got a strong reaction from viewers after the hair salon scene. Yeah, I know.

Where you talked about spending your Saturdays there. Yeah.

As a young girl. At MommyInColor89 on Twitter said, how do you embrace being

African American today?

If someone asks me what my race is, I say I'm black. Yeah. Yeah. I feel it

Like, I just feel it.

I grew up in Indiana in an all -white...

community, all right schooling.

And, you know, I look different from the other kids. That was when, that's why

we start going to the hair salon because my hair was like, kids would call me

puff magic dragon. One kid called me the N word on third. And like, so that's

why then going, when we start going to Bradley's, it was like, I didn't know at

the time, but like, it was so incredible to sit there because at a black hair

salon, you're there for a long time.

It was literally kind of like my only exposure. So.

Love the story you told in Anguilla about Mimi's reasons that she goes to

college. Andy, you would have loved her.

She told me, like, when you go shopping, you really like a dress by two, you

know, because in case something happens to the other.

That's a good idea. Yeah. She said every marriage has a dirty broom stick in its

closet.

And, you know, like someone did a little something.

And you can never be too rich or too thin.

That's true.

Cy, before everything went south between you and Brynn, at the finale, you said

there was a bond between you that's not easy to explain.

What did you mean by that?

Between Brynn and I? Yeah. I understand her upbringing.

My situation is a little bit different from yours, but I understand the hurt.

Yeah. But that's why I was so upset, because it's like I feel like you, and I

looked up to you, and I feel like we had that.

And so it's like, why would you throw it all away over, you know, the eastern

seaboard? I just am one of those people who get very angry and don't want to

talk. Oh, are you?

Oh, we didn't notice that.

But maybe don't do that. Look, I am well aware. I've never done therapy until

today. Thank you.

I have zero patience. For grown adults, I get so frustrated. I just cut it. I

understand. And I won't talk. I won't speak.

Yeah. Sorry.

Brynn, we must talk about Gideon and the palpable chemistry between you

two. Is there one particular reason he's not the one?

Coming up.

You put people in the hospital? I put people in the funeral home.

I'm half black and I'm half Irish. You don't want to fight.

We

must

talk about Gideon and the palpable chemistry between you two.

Is there one particular reason he's not the one?

So here's the thing. Everyone makes fun of me about the engagement. And the

thing is that all three of them proposed to me when we were broken up.

My thing is like, why do you have to lose me in order to know that you want

be with me?

There's something romantic about that.

But no, I don't know. I don't know why. Everyone always asks me this. I don't

know. I don't know. He's an amazing man. He truly is an amazing man. It just

feels now like a little bit more like a...

hot cousin then what okay well that's like yeah

right i hope it's not a first yeah i hope that's really good

you friends with benefit no no no it's been a while there touch no i

will say one thing though if there's one that there is definitely no problems

with that area How he is, like, his penises are proper.

Like, it has, like, a little ascot on it. His penis is proper? Yeah, it's

you know, most penises aren't, like, you know, penises, I love penises, but it's

like, you know, they're, like, not all well -groomed. They look, it's like. I

know what you mean, Ashley. It's like, hello.

It looks like photoshopped. It's like, oh, hello.

Fancy meeting you here. We know all about Gideon and his penis now, but.

Who are your other two former fiancés?

I'm not going to name them.

Okay. Have they weighed in on the show?

One has weighed in, and they're both happily married, and they have one kid.

second one actually invited me to his wedding. I'm now best friends with his

wife. Wow. The first one we're not speaking to. What was the closest you

walking down the aisle?

With Gideon.

He didn't actually try it on the dresses, start looking at venues, sent

email to the bridesmaid saying, like, congratulations, you're one of my

bridesmaids, blah, blah, blah.

Brynn, Simone on Twitter wants to know if you're still using the accidentally

show your nudes method of catching a man's attention.

It doesn't seem to me like you would need to accidentally show a guy. No, I

don't, but I just like to.

I just want to have, like, fun with it. I think I've just done it, honestly,

just for, like, attention or something.

Megan from L .A. wants to know which Knicks player you dated.

Oh, no, I'm not saying that. No.

No. Have you dated any other sportsmen? Yes. That we know?

I've dated a New York Giant.

A New York Giant? Yeah. Wow.

Yeah. In more ways than one.

Shut up. Oh, really?

Jenna, Naomi from Carmel, Indiana wants to know if you ever felt like Brynn was

being serious when she flirted with you. She didn't really hit on any of the

other ladies.

I did not.

I think Brynn's very straight.

It doesn't mean I'm not interested.

Why would you say that?

Have you ever swum in the lady pond?

I've made out with chicks.

Okay. Yeah. All right. I know you're tight.

There's been a lot of confusion online about your career path. Yeah. Please

explain to the people what you do. Yes.

I'm a communications consultant. So social media marketing, advertising,

branding.

I make basically the business plans and programs that people use.

in order to market their products.

Have you worked at all with Uba on Uba Hot? I've given her a million ideas.

I've tried.

But I took some of your ideas.

Yeah, yeah. She's very brilliant. And she can do a business plan literally in

minutes. Yeah. When I got hired to do this job, I just left being the head of

communications for a tech startup that got acquired.

So, like, I don't need to prove anything to anyone.

Brynn, you insisted at the wreath making that you did not use the D word.

Yeah. Really?

So now that you saw the footage.

It was like, first one.

Mortified.

Divorce. Divorce. Trial separation.

I think that it was just that word. That word is a sensitive word for me.

Like, it just is. And I think at my anniversary party, I didn't want to hear

joke about me getting divorced.

I think that was it.

Owen on Twitter said, Erin's 35? She's giving late 40s in reaction to you not

knowing what WAP stood for.

I know.

Brynn, even though she's the youngest, is Erin the most uptight in the group?

Yeah.

I think so.

Well, it goes back and forth, though, because you have this side of you

like, when you're in the summer and you're chill and you're, like, the jeans

and, like, chill.

It's so funny. I don't think any of, like, my, I don't know, my home friends

would call me uptight, but I guess I can be uptight.

You can be uptight. And maybe only about, like, certain topics, such as,

rap song. And I, yeah, I mean, guys.

Whatever. Monisha from Biloxi, Mississippi wants to know why you're so

out by the word wop.

Does that mean you have a dap?

Oh!

I don't know what it means.

Dry ass?

I mean, do you watch the show and all the sex talk with my husband?

I don't think I have a dry ass person. I think I'm just confused. I think it was

the wetness on the ass.

Fuck it around. I don't want a wet ass. I don't know what it was, but it was

funny. We just kept talking about it. So Aaron and Brynn, all friendships have

their ups and downs, but why is yours so hot and cold?

I don't know. I think we're actually a lot alike in some ways.

You just fuck around with each other. I don't know how to explain it. It's like

a trust that even if we mess around with each other, we're still going to have

that underlying mutual respect that it's not going to get. Why are you rolling

your eyes?

Because both of you guys are fake. That's why. Why does that make it fake?

Because it's not a real friendship.

But just because you're saying that. And you're not similar. Because you, when

you talk shit and you bring news here like a pigeon, at least you admit you

it. She doesn't.

So you're not similar at all. We're not fake. If I say that I like her, if I say

how it is, then that's how it is. You don't need to pipe your... There's any

place I can puke around here.

I mean, it's just, like, not nice. Like, we... Like, why can't we have a

friendship that we respect each other with?

It makes me sick. Why?

It just makes you sick? Yeah, it does. Dear friendship.

It does.

Did you find your bucket yet? No, it just makes me sick. You can ask for your

bucket. Wow.

Because you think it's super fun. Especially for Erin, the way she talks

Brittany, it makes me really... The way I talk about... Yeah, you're not saying

the nicest things about her.

Listen, when people get mad at each other, what people do is sometimes they

out. Want me to take ownership?

I take ownership. I'm sorry for saying things when I was angry.

I'm not a perfect person, Uba. Sometimes when you get angry, you go off, we

all... I go off, but I still think I'm perfect.

Yeah. Okay.

Brynn, you said on Watch What Happens Live the one thing you learned this

was don't trust Aaron. I feel like the biggest lesson learned for all of the

country is just don't trust Aaron.

Erin then went on a podcast and said she asked you why you said that. And you

still haven't given her an answer. I can't listen to the question. Can you

her an answer today for why you said that? Why did you say don't trust Erin

the one thing you learned?

I said don't trust Erin. I saw episode one and the fact that she just kept

calling me a liar. And so...

And then watching it back and then remembering how you were like, you're a

you're a liar. No, you actually have diarrhea of the mouth because I had a

cheese platter and you decided to tell her a stupid, silly story. Oh, yeah,

was a fucking asshole move.

What was the asshole move? Serving cheese?

No, what you said about me. But I didn't say that. It wasn't true.

She was lying. But I was like, dude, I didn't lie. Did I run over and, like,

snitch? For sure, but I didn't lie. So that's why I said, don't trust Darren

because...

You did tell me something.

I don't remember saying exactly those words, but I do remember repeating that

story. I do remember.

Okay. Samantha from Biloxi, Mississippi said, Erin's feelings seem to get so

easily hurt.

Do you think Erin is only sensitive and considerate when it comes to her own

feelings? Yes.

Only? Wait, only? Yeah. No, no, not only.

I care about all of your guys' feelings. I am a little sensitive, okay? I'm a

cancer.

Can't help it. She does care about everyone. But I care about all of you

very much. And the insinuation that I don't will make you cry.

She's very considerate. You are. I fuck up, guys. I'm not perfect.

I fuck up.

And I'm sorry if I hurt anyone. Because that's the last thing I would want to do

is hurt anybody.

Erin and Brynn, what is the status of your relationship now? Your friendship

now? Butt buddies.

I fucking love Brandon. I never want to get into it with you again. And we have

matching necklaces. We broke them in part.

I think Abe should convert to Islam and marry both of them.

Oh, wow.

Oh, my God. That would be amazing.

Brandon, are you taking your boob out? We started talking about Abe, Islam,

sister life. Just like, okay.

Hot. Oh, my God.

The pilgrim is coming undone.

Wow.

Well, when you visit the tropics, the weather can turn at a moment's notice.

apparently, so can Uba.

Let's watch.

I cannot wait to get Uba back.

This doesn't count, by the way. I didn't push her in. I have another prank

coming.

I am so pissed.

You know, Ann had my phone and didn't want to give it to me.

Do you know I have a family that I need to tell them that I'm okay?

But I would kid it. It was a joke. She does not find it funny.

Instead of getting so mad, talk to me like a normal friend.

Don't tell me what to do. She's fucking abusing you. You're like a ping pong

with her. She's calling you slut.

You're flirting with her husband.

I'm not taking one thing back.

Once you make Uber hot, there's really no turning her off. I hope you all have

wonderful lunch. I'm going back.

The way she treated me today, I never in my life was treated like that.

You actually have a valid point. But when you yell, you then lose.

I am so done with this narrative, black women are angry.

We are passionate and we don't take your shit and we're not safe.

She's just that person who called people. Shut up! No. Shut your fucking

You're such a bitch. No, no, you are a bitch. What do you want from me? I

fucking, like I took your phone as a joke.

You're trying to get everyone against me.

It's like too much. What are you doing to me?

I never stop loving her, and I will always love her. But you've got to hold

yourself accountable.

You said a lot of things about me today. The lying thing is bullshit. You

talking shit about people is not bullshit.

Okay, fine.

There you go. I'm saying Jethro's annoying.

I'm saying Brynn's a social climber. These are all facts.

I will never play a prank on this girl ever again.

All right. So with all due respect, your phone was gone for 45 minutes.

It wasn't 45 minutes. Oh, it wasn't. It was longer. Yeah. It was longer than 45

minutes. Way longer.

Four hours.

But it wasn't 45 minutes.

The bottom line is it wasn't 45 minutes. Okay. It was a few hours. Yeah. So does

anyone in the group think that Uba overreacted?

I do not.

Think I think I'm gonna talk

You

know

I'm gonna talk my

job

We travel a lot. Yeah. And most of the time in the places where there's no

service.

And my family, it's a different time zone.

So they got tired of worrying about me. Yeah.

And they said, do us a favor.

Travel around the world. Do whatever you want to do.

In the morning, participate in a group chat.

In the evening, participate in a group chat. Right. So we know. So we know.

That's it.

Also, I have a business.

I think that Uwe's story, like her experience, none of us knew that. It

total sense. You can be totally angry. I just think that without context of

that, it just felt really over the top in considering what had happened.

Jenna, I just want to make it very clear to you.

I did not react.

I cried in a room with her. I said, how can she do that to me and her good

friend? Then I went to sleep.

I woke up in the morning.

And she said to me, let me calm down. And I will talk to her in, like, the

afternoon. Or when she's... When I calm down. Can I respond? No. I need to

finish this. Sure. I gave you the grace of not saying anything all morning.

I missed breakfast. And now you tell me not to mention your fucking name?

I just want to bury you.

We're waiting for Erin. I hear her saying my name. I don't want you to say

name. You take your glasses when you're talking to me, first of all. Do not grab

me. You had my fucking phone.

You had my phone. Get away from me. You took my position. I took your position.

But just because I grab yours, I'm wrong. Then you said to me, come on, I

Jethro, I have your phone. I thought you texted me and I was like, did I miss

something? Like I was freaking out. I swear, she didn't text me. Let me look

my phone. I was like, there's no way she texts Jethro.

I said, why don't you show me that text message?

Show me the text message where you text Jethro.

I have your phone. Did you find the text? She could not find the text. Okay.

you never found it either? It didn't exist. This is what I sent, and it was

obvious that I had it.

The devil emoji.

Okay, Erin, you didn't admit that you had it. You never admitted it. You could

honestly not have.

I know. No, because I sent it. You didn't admit it. You didn't admit it.

saying that you didn't admit it. So it didn't say, I have your phone. It didn't

say, I have your phone. It was just an emoji?

So she said, does anyone have Uba's phone? And I went.

Oh, okay.

It was inferred. After that, they came and got it.

Just to clarify, when you told Uba, I texted Jessel, I have the phone, you

were incorrect.

Just if we're really parsing it down. If we're going to parse it down, yes. That

sets me to another level. Because she's lying. It was a leap. She implied that

she had it.

Some people might get it.

Some people may not get it. It's a lot of semantics, I have to say.

Apparently, I don't say things the right way. It was just a misunderstanding,

but in that moment, we were anticipating that I had an attack. And that's it.

For me, I felt like you were gaslighting me, and you were trying to throw just

under the bus. No, not at all. That's how I felt.

I'm just telling you how I felt. So let me ask you this. If she had sent an

emoji with her holding her hand up, would you have gotten that? I still

not get it. Okay.

Some people speak emoji. Okay. I don't. How did this, why did this upset you so

much? Because she gaslighted everyone the whole time. It's the truth. It's the

truth. Why don't we stick with me and you? I don't know what I'm just saying.

I have that background in my mind, and I'm thinking this is my turn.

When I realized that you were upset when you texted, I should have came

downstairs and brought you your phone.

That's what I should have done. And I'm sorry for not doing that. I wasn't

thinking clearly.

A little tip.

There was zero malintent.

Zero. But I'm just telling you from my perspective now, the ganging up. Nobody

ganged up on you. You were riling. They had their own mind. Cy, you said it was

an ambush. What do you think?

It was an ambush on Aaron in the hot tub. I thought it was a hot tub from

It was a hot tub from hell. I actually felt bad for Aaron. I did think it was a

little bit harsh. It was really rough.

It was really rough.

A lot of people online were shocked to hear you say your fight with Uba was the

worst conflict you've had in your life. Well, I'm sorry that that hurt you, Uba.

I really am. I see that it hurts you.

I think it was just that I care about you so much, so it felt like a really

conflict for me. I just wasn't expecting it. And because I think it came from

such an innocent place, even though you think they're really, I hope you

understand. No, I am. I was just fucking around.

Uba, would it have made a difference if Aaron had apologized to you right away?

Just to say that you had my phone. I told Jess, though. Why didn't you say I

told the group message?

I mean, we've kind of been through... I feel like I'm in a crazy town right now.

Also,

it's just called, like...

Find my iPhone?

It's called share location, find my iPhone. You want to know why I couldn't

my iPhone?

Because I don't fucking have a... You don't want to go with me.

No, no, I do want to go with you. I'm the only one here that's not afraid of

you. No, no, no, no, no. Honey, let me share... It's another single girl. I

share my location with my brother and my sister. I don't care.

Don't teach me how to deal with my family. I'm not teaching you to be a

bar. You can share your location. You might be dead and your phone is on.

You might be dead and your phone is on. Share your location. It doesn't do shit.

What, are you going to fly to Vancouver to find me in Anguilla?

Because they didn't hear from me.

A Duke on Twitter said the other women must stop telling Uba how to express

herself. She is African and we are passionate people.

Uba and Sai and Anguilla, you both spoke about the angry black woman stereotype.

How do you navigate this when you encounter it?

I think I'll leave that to Uba because I feel like you're... I don't get angry.

Ask these people.

I live in New York, Odyssey. I don't get angry. And anyone who gets my anger

deserves it.

Jenna, you spoke on the show about getting a taste of uber hot early on in

season when she came to your house unaware there were cameras.

Hi, babe. Where'd you come from?

So your assistant texted me, but she didn't say it's going to be filmed.

I'm so sorry. It's fine. I just don't want to be caught surprised.

Of course not. If someone is inviting me somewhere, you need to tell me if

there's a camera.

Totally. That's it. Jenna, I was very disappointed.

To hear what you said, Uba doesn't have sight. The taste of Uba hot was a

reference to yourself. It was like me trying to be. No, you said I had a

Of Uba hot. No, no. Because the way I came to your house.

I would never try to dupe you. I didn't think you did.

Don't confuse being angry and be assertive. No, I'm not assertive. It

No, I wasn't. You listen, Amore.

Maybe you don't know how to be loved or how to stand up for yourself. Watch your

foot. No, no, no, no. We're two different. Watch your mouth. I'm not

you. I'm not afraid of you. I'm not fucking afraid of you. You put people in

hospital. I put people in the funeral homes. You know what I do? I do. I

bury them.

I bury them. I'm half black and I'm half Irish. Don't think about me.

I'm half Irish. I'm fucking Somali. Black half, that's your ass right now.

It's not about you. You put people in the hospital? No, no. I put people in

funeral homes. You know what I do? I do. I bury them.

I bury them. I'm half black and I'm half Irish. Don't think about me. I'm half

Irish. I'm fucking Somali. Black half, that's your ass right now.

Don't interfere with my conversation.

You said I saw a side of... Shut up.

I saw a side of Uber. There's no side. What side is this? There's no side. You

guys know.

I told you from the beginning. I go 0 to 100 really quick. When I'm mad, I'm

mad. Okay. Didn't I say that?

You did.

Okay. Can I get a glass of water? So then maybe she's saying she saw you mad.

No, no. She said aside.

It's a figure of speech. And I'm sorry if it offended you.

Don't get like this. You're doing it now. Maybe this is different Africa and

you guys speak.

Oh, Africa. Can you please?

Please. Please.

I'm telling you, I, I, today, today I'm making this clear, okay?

Aside, aside, is someone who pretend, oh, she's never get mad, she's Mother

Teresa, today she blow up. I did, I was completely taken off guard, and I'm

sorry if I offended you, I did not mean to say, I, I'm...

I literally had no intention of offending you. I'm so sorry if it

That was not my intention.

I was just caught off guard, and I would never do anything to dupe you or put

you in a situation where you weren't happy. Also, I was hurt at someone who I

look up to.

I would never do that. No, no, wait.

Someone who I look up to, for you to sit in that chair and say, I'm Team Aaron.

Don't give it too much energy.

If someone, like, yelled at me, standing over me and ripping my sunglasses off

my head, I would be upset.

And I can see Erin's visibly upset, and Uba, she's relentless.

She won't let up.

So, yeah, I'm Team Erin in this moment.

Nothing to beat Team Uba.

You've got to be recruited to beat Team Uba. You just don't choose to be a team.

I didn't have everything. I couldn't see everything, and you're right. Then why

would you say that?

In the moment when they were referencing, what I said is I was Team

moment because I could tell that she was really stressed and feeling alone.

And I was just trying to give her a hand because I could see that she was. You

know, I wanted to cry when I was fighting with her because she's the

in this group with me. I can understand. You know, I knew that I'm going to lose

her. And none of you guys stood up for me. None of you.

And I stood up. I stood up.

I stood up.

When they were going shit about you.

No, it's true. I told them. You are wrong about it. Hang on.

You, you. I said you are wrong. You should fucking order pizza instead.

You, you. Be nice to Papa. Let us tell you now. Let us tell you now. We could

have gone and we could have like left. I am so tired of just being kind and nice

to people and nobody have my back.

We have your back, but we have your back.

Come. I can't watch this. And so it was worse what she took, right? It was worse

what she took. She took your phone. That is private information. It's her

mistake in it. I don't want to fight with you. I don't want to fight with you

either. Like, really, I don't. Then stop fighting if you don't want to fight.

She had to get this, I think, this part out.

We don't have to fight.

I will be. We do love you. I have to work on my delivery because apparently I

misconstrued things a lot.

We have your back, Uba. We do have your back. Fuck her. She sucks.

You're a bitch. We all hate you.

This is a very nice reverse Oreo. It was a great... I like it.

I love it.

My favorite kind of cookie.

Yes.

We'll talk after. Okay.

All right, you two, let's get back to work. Get back on your side. Get in the

middle. I feel like you really needed to get that off your chest, but I think

that... What happened when you saw the show was that you got reactivated.

This is a common occurrence within...

circles of people on the Housewives, Uba and Erin. I hope you come out of this

well regarding what happened in Anguilla.

The challenge will be reliving this on the show, which is going to bring up

wounds, and y 'all need to figure out a way to let today be the final word on a

lot of this stuff.

I'm just curious, do you two feel complete, Erin and Uba, on this topic? I

moved on from this, like, While we were filming. I was okay, Andy.

We had fun this summer. We hung out. We went out.

I took her on the subway to go downtown.

She took me on the subway.

You two are complete.

Can I ask you why you took it, why all the things that you're saying now, which

I understand, why you're taking it out on me?

Because we were good. Your confession. My confession? This is the worst fight

my life.

But you can admit that you're being dramatic in the confessional. Yeah, I

was being dramatic in the confessional. It's not the worst fight I've ever had.

I just think it was one of the bad ones for me because I adore you. I wish you'd

said that.

Jenna and Uba, you two complete?

I would love to.

Sit down with you and give you a hug. I look up to you. I adore you. You should

have your own movie. Like, people. But, Uwe, I just want you to know. No. I want

you to know.

What's happening? I just want to say this to you. Like, if I had any idea of

much pain you were feeling and how much it was, I would never say anything.

Like, it felt much lighter than it obviously is. And I'm so sorry. Okay.

It's fine. It's fine. Okay. I know that there's something that Uwe said earlier

that was.

Oh, I was just confused. You said that nobody wanted me on the show. I think

they should focus how you guys didn't want Jenna in this show.

What? Who? The three of you. I didn't want Jenna on this show?

What? Yeah. What are you talking about, Uba?

So she is referring to when we were at Aaron's house, it was Uba

and Jessel before we started filming.

Right. Us three, I believe, said...

I don't think she's going to fit into the group, which...

I stood by that at that time. I didn't think you were going to fit in a group.

thought you were a wild card. And you are a wild card. Everybody said it. It's

not that she didn't want you. And it wasn't. It was just, again, it's an

assumption. Like, we learned our lesson. We didn't know how you would fit in.

Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Then I shouldn't bring it back.

No, no, no. It wasn't anything.

There was certainly no, like, legend. It wasn't that we disliked you or

anything. Yeah, because you're like a professional, normal person. We're all

nuts.

Exactly. That's why. All right.

You feel complete with that? Thank you. Yeah?

Because that hurt your feelings.

Well, I think it goes back to, like, people making assumptions about you

they know you. And that is so hard because it's so hard to combat them

you're kind of starting from behind as opposed to walking into a situation,

like, on an even playing field. And so, yeah, like, I felt it.

Well, that's it. That's all the elephant we have. Okay, good. All right, you

feel good? Very good. You feel like you took a big poop?

No, no, no.

I feel like I just had, like, the banana that is, like, well done.

Okay, good.

All right, let's take a break. We'll be back for our final moment with the Real

Housewives of New York City.

She wants alcohol.

Ooh, this is a crazy straw. Can I drink this now?

Yeah, that's very good. Ladies, what a truly brilliant season.

I am so proud of you all. I'm so happy you did it.

Relieved. Very relieved.

I'm sure Jenna has an event to get to.

But before we go, I do have one last thing. And that is Charlie from Long

said, a lot of housewives past and present.

have called the show a mirror.

Since this is all of your first seasons, I want to know what you saw in the

mirror during season 14. And I want to hear from each of you.

So I want to start with Cy.

I mean, I obviously have learned a lot watching myself and how

I listen to others. I don't really listen. And I think that I should open.

Not only my ears, but also my heart a little bit more.

And be a little bit more empathetic to what people are going through.

That's great.

Damn, girl. That's super positive. This therapy was really, it was a

breakthrough. Yeah. It was.

Aw. Bye -bye.

Jenna, what about you?

I'm still learning how to be like a girl's girl. Like they're all hanging

and I don't really hang out. I can see that I can maybe be in a girl's group

after this.

You know, doing this show, it's kind of a trust fall, you know, on such a huge

level. Erin, what did you see in the mirror?

I think I could have. I mean, I guess I cook things very personally.

So I'm going to stop doing that and lighten up a bit and be a pet parrot a

more times.

I have a big mouth and I talk a lot. And sometimes I say things that I shouldn't

say. I've learned to stop doing that.

Maybe not always, but a lot of time.

So that's what I've learned.

Jessal?

Well, I think that for me, it has been definitely a moment of reflection on a

lot of things.

I think, first of all, my marriage and just being a little bit more gentle to

husband and really kind of, you know, you know, I think it's when you're

for so long, you sort of get into this like comfortable, like, you know.

And I think that for us, it has been a little bit of a waking up call.

So, yeah, just be nice.

Brayden? I enjoyed watching myself.

I did. I enjoyed seeing it. And I hope that Mimi got to see it, too.

Uber?

I did learn that maybe I should warn people before I turn

to Uber hot.

Progress. Yeah.

And also I've learned, like Brynn said, when you're really very hot, sometimes

people, like, they can't hear it.

Right? So I've learned maybe.

The best branding I've ever seen. Yeah, honestly.

And also, honestly, I think I'm really, I really, really love you guys.

And I hope, I think each and every one of you guys know that. We do.

Let's do this, guys. Let's just kill it. Yeah.

All right. Well, that does call for a toast. We brought some of Elvis's famous

rum punches for everyone.

Virgin.

And Jenna, of course. And don't worry, Jethro, we didn't forget you this time.

Let's stand up and just have a little toast.

This is the most Kleenex we've ever gone through at a reunion. This will refill

my Kleenex.

Never so many tears. So thank you. That means you all showed yourselves, and I

really appreciate it. Who wants to lead us in a toast?

To a great, great season.

Absolutely. You guys killed it.

Thank you for the opportunity. To the Real Housewives of New York City. How

about that?

Cheers. How do you do it, friend?

I'll show you.

I can't do it.

Yeah.

I want to thank all of you for sharing so much of yourselves this season.

Can't wait to see what the future holds. Cheers.

Cheers.

Cheers, everybody.

Cheers.