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Previously on The Real Housewives of New York City.

Oh, I'm thinking about having Aunt Sophia fly out next week. We'll probably

some cooking. Will you eat some rice and beans?

Oh, I can do that.

What exactly is bothering you about going out to get investors?

Maybe it's because of the job that I have being a model because it's never

lunch. I'm having a vacation finally.

Are you going to have sex?

Yes.

Where that's a dinner?

There was a point where I had $20 in my bank account.

Having $20 in my bank account was a dream when I was young. She hears a side

story, she hears an Uber story, and she wants the same story, but it's like,

that's not your story. And that's okay.

Exactly. When you were telling your story about your mom, I also had, like,

similar situation.

Uncle Nitin, he was an alcoholic.

Babe, it's apples and oranges with my story.

I'm done.

Check.

The secret ingredient?

Darling, it's me.

My lashes may be fake, but I definitely keep it real.

I'm a true New Yorker. The only bull I'll take is by the horn.

I always bring the flavor. It's not my fault you don't have any fake. In New

York, there's a lot of bad apples, but I'm the baddest of the bunch.

I love to laugh, but make me mad, and I'll date your dad.

Yo, yo, yo.

Can you hear me?

Nothing. I got a little bit of COVID, but I'm still over it.

What's up?

Oh,

really?

Is she blacked out?

Oh, good.

Having an awesome time.

Gorgeous. I love it. Beautiful.

Great Cuba.

How many guys did you already turn down?

They don't know I'm going to turn them down. I want to wait until the 13

midnight. You're like, you still have a chance until 11 .59 p .m. Uh -huh. Go.

Wow. He's giving me Iman right now, actually.

He nailed it.

That's a wrap.

Woo!

No, I don't want anything without a top in our room. You want this one? Okay.

Here, babe.

Hey, girl.

Oh, my God, I was just burping.

So glad I caught you mid -burp.

What are you doing?

I just got home from the craft studio.

I got to tell you about this lunch that I went on with Jessel. It was so

awkward. I'm going to sit down for this.

I think it's going to be a long one.

Sorry. Stop.

How are you?

I got some flowers for you.

Oh, Brandon's here.

Hi.

I was hoping to see you.

It's so good to see you. So good to see you. What are you whipping up? Thank

you. Oh, just a little snack for you guys. Oh, my God. You're so good. What

you doing this weekend?

I'm working, and then I go to Scotland on Sunday.

Yeah, yeah. I was invited by a brand, and they are flying me out and doing,

like, a spa weekend in an insane countryside. I can't wait.

Are you excited to go to Scotland? I'm so excited. It just looks, like,

gorgeous. Do you understand their accent?

No, not a word.

I have this really good friend, like, who lives there, who actually lives,

right down the street. Yeah. Every time he says it, I'm like, what?

It's like Uber. You need subtitles.

I can't believe I'm going to miss Couples Night. I know you guys are

It would be really great to do something like all the husbands and just like a

couples event. So bring a date or even just a friend, and we're going to go to

Swingers, like a restaurant that has mini golf.

Thinking of Couples Night?

We did the deed.

Wait, seriously?

Yeah, I know.

Oh, my God.

I can't justify why it took so long.

I just think that there was something emotional in both of us that just, like,

couldn't. I'm so proud of you.

Thank you.

Oh, they had sex.

Yeah, she's like, yeah, it took me 25 minutes to warm up down there.

What?

I'm like, are you f***ing oven? Does everybody need to preheat you? Like he

down on her or something?

Is the kid in there? I don't want to see this.

Yeah, let's wait for the kids to get out of here. No, there's no slime in there.

Go downstairs and please give daddy this wine.

This is what happens when you have three kids. I know. This helps.

The psychology behind all of this, it's just, it's not black and white.

Everyone's so afraid to be honest. Yeah.

Because people are judgmental. Like, what's wrong with you? Something, you

it's like. Well, that's what Cy, I mean, I had lunch with Cy. And the reason why

I wanted to have lunch with her was to, I felt like there was tension and

anguilla between the two of us. I mean, I'm sure you saw.

Right. And I just wanted to address it. I was.

Running late, and I felt so bad. How late were you?

15 minutes.

Lunch was at 11.

She was there at 11 .35 or 11 .40. 40 minutes late? That's really rude.

Doesn't even call me. So then she brings up my freaking mother. Oh, God, I'm

nervous. She's like, you know, she brought up the situation with your mom.

know I'm related because my uncle is an alcoholic.

That is so insensitive to compare that to your mother.

I just think she's trying to find something that's relatable. Yeah.

Because she skirts around, like tries to compare these like little like excerpts

of things that don't really connect with any of us because they're not really

the same.

It's crazy. It's crazy town. My uncle that I was living with, you know, he was

an alcoholic and I thought if anyone would understand it would be her just

because she had the same or lived the same reality that I did.

I mean, I think that she understood where I was coming from, but she also

she doesn't care.

It sounds like it's more meaningful to you to be understood, and I think that's

what you were looking for, and it doesn't sound like you got it.

Yeah.

Oftentimes, people want from people who won't give.

That happens a lot. You know, the person that won't give you what you want is

sometimes the person you go after the most.

I can see it in you. When you feel out of sorts, you start to backpedal, and

it's like you don't...

Have to defend.

Like, it's really okay. I really, truly appreciate that. I have to constantly

prove myself, I think.

But you don't. I don't. I know that her intentions were good. I know she was

just trying to connect and relate.

But your mom is your mom.

And it's really different than anyone else on the planet.

As far as I'm concerned, I said everything I needed to say, and I'm not

be a dead horse.

You don't have to be best friends with everybody.

I will obviously put my best foot forward always.

But if that doesn't resonate, then I'm not going to sit there and cry over it.

So there you have it. There you have it.

But then we move on.

Did you know her husband is going to Vietnam for three days, I believe?

When is he going to Vietnam?

I think next week.

The reason why he is going.

is because he's trying to rack up his points.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Hold on.

That's bizarre.

No, if you don't think he's going to Vietnam, make it even worse for 24

That's enough time to get into trouble.

Lots can happen in 24 hours.

Can it?

Pop it.

Um, I'll put it this way.

When you start adding that to the pot with, I haven't had sex in two years. He

was my roommate. The popsicle.

Can't forget the popsicle. That tied into Povit going to Vietnam for one

It's strange.

You have to hear this.

This is wild.

She told me that Povit's going to Vietnam for 24 hours just so he can get

,000 points.

three or four days of peace and quiet, and you get the points, it's not a bad

deal. I think Abe and David just wish they could get on a plane for three days

and have peace and quiet, but we just would not let them do that. Yeah, I

think so. I don't think so.

All right, well, David is really looking forward to going to Swingers, you know,

because we know how you guys get there.

Coming up.

Her energy towards me was just very cold.

You know, she called me prude, she called me a diva. Is she a diva?

Just no.

It's thigh bipolar, yes.

Oh.

Oh, hi,

Lucy. How are you?

I'm so good.

We love you.

How are you? Good, thank you.

More of a heart for chef.

Come sit down.

Let me grab Jeff and we can have a chat. Thank you so much.

All these restaurants wanted me to do a collab with them. It has so much joy,

like ten times more than modeling, because I'm not like a canvas people

painting me. They actually want my input.

I just love the green chili flavor. Oh, my God, it's vegan as well.

And that's why we're excited to work with you and see what we can come up

I eat at Bitnick all the time, and for them to give me an opportunity to create

an Uber dish.

This is the greatest thing.

Well, why don't we, like, go back into the kitchen and try a few things with

hot sauce. Yeah, try and come up with something. You know, put together a dish

that we can collab on. I cannot wait.

So, yeah, let's try something with the hot sauce.

I am so excited.

Welcome to our back kitchen, yeah.

I love it, I love it, I love it. What I'm going to do is, so, I know you like

the pretzel buns. Oh, my God. First of all, I did not know there's a pretzel

bread exist ever.

bit into this bread a nice little toasty bun

let's do a silence for the pretzel bread we got

our buns toasted we heated up our chicky i think what we're gonna do just give

it a quick toss with your nice uber hot sauce it actually coats it really nicely

kind of like hugging together very well I'm not ready to have an investor

because I am not ready to have sleepless night and answer questions of what I'm

doing with the money where I am at. We'll just put a little bit of this on

top. So Uber the model right now, she is the sugar mama of Uber hot.

We're, like, feeding it. We're, like, spending.

Like, we're in strip joint. We're just, like, doing this. We're making it rain

and uber hot.

That looks nice. Yes, that looks really nice. And I like the uber hot just up

here and there.

Oh, my God.

This is so good, Chef.

Oh, my goodness.

I know eventually, to grow, you need help.

So I will do it eventually.

Thank you so much.

All right, well, let's get in there.

Get it all in there.

That is amazing.

I love it. It's not just hot. There's a lot of flavor.

So we landed on a dish. We actually landed on a sandwich.

Oh, really?

Yeah. So exciting.

So I know you guys have to work out next steps.

Yeah. It was such a pleasure. Thank you, thank you, thank you. All right.

Collabs like this help Uber Hot to kind of tap clientele that I don't have. This

way, it's very authentic because you're introduced without putting people in

their face.

We've got to add this onto the menu. So we've got to organize the photo shoot.

And you might want to be wearing a bathing suit. I'm kidding.

Whatever you're comfortable in.

Naked, naked.

Aunt Sophia!

Yes? Can you help with this rice?

You mean, can I make the rice, don't you?

Yeah, of course.

I'll make the dosso frito.

All right, this is done?

Yeah, but don't put it in first.

Wait, you put this in?

Yeah.

It's going to all be chopped up. It's not going to make any difference, and

there's a lot of flavor in the salmon.

Aunt Sophia and my mom, we're sisters.

She's the glue to our family, and she holds us together.

Put the onions in first because we want the liquid, right?

My aunt is extremely emotional and very sensitive.

She wears her heart on her sleeve. So, you know, to see your older sister in

that situation is never ideal.

It took a toll on her. My mom was here for Thanksgiving, not last year, but the

year before.

She spent hours doing this peluca.

Your mom loved her pelucas. Hours, and she came up and she said...

She's so proud of herself. I said, we've been up here cooking the whole time,

and you're putting an extension in your hair.

Oh, wait, I want to give you your Christmas gift.

Speaking of my mom. My Christmas gift? I'm still getting Christmas gifts?

Is it going to make me cry?

No, I don't think so. I don't want to cry.

I don't like to cry.

Okay, here we go.

So David made this.

That's Barbara's art.

And it's a book of all her art. Oh, my.

So he took all her art and he photographed all of it. Wow. And then

in a book.

Oh, my God.

I'm sorry.

I didn't want to make you cry.

Look how beautiful it is. She would have been so happy to see her art in a book.

Everyone in my family is very creative. If you're not a painter or an artist.

You're a musician.

Like, we all do something completely different, but we are all in a creative

space. Oh, my God. I dream about her all the time.

David, you hit a home run.

Wow.

OK, I'll be crying later tonight.

Seeing all of my mother's work in this book and seeing how talented she really,

really was, I think was just very, very overwhelming for her.

Meanwhile, the food's burning.

So good.

Well, cheers to you being here. I love you. I love you, too, sorry. I love you

like a mother. I love you like a daughter.

Oh, that's perfect.

All right, well, cheers.

Let's sit on the couch until our food is ready.

Coming up.

Who's funny?

But so it's basically like a triple D with Pauly and Jessal. Your favorite.

Is it going to be awkward?

Thank you, my love.

Jenna! Hey!

Welcome back.

How are you? Great to see you. Nice to see you, too. How's it going?

Great. Great.

Thank you. And I can't believe how tall you've gotten. Oh, my gosh. I know.

Beckett, Ariel, I know. It's been a long time.

I met you a while ago when you were like this. I'm a baby. This is the only

thing I've been wearing, and I need a new option.

We have so many great styles that we just received, you know. Okay.

I'm off to Scotland tomorrow.

Beckett is... Deeply independent.

I think having joint custody.

So he is used to being a week without me and a week with me. So I always try to

schedule my travel in the week that he would have already not been with me. So

leaving Beckett is not easy, and it's never going to be easy, but it's gotten

easier over time.

I got to show you something that's, like, amazing. Like, this is, like,

cheap.

What do you think, Beckett? Wow.

Isn't that cool?

Those are thick. I like the outer frame isn't quiet. Yeah, yeah.

I do love these.

Oh, my God.

I look like Mr.

Peabody. Who can wear these? I can't wear them. Yeah, it's a little... I'm

dying. You're so cute.

So let's talk about prices.

So this one is $5 .50. Okay.

Japanese acetate. Amazing. Why is Japanese acetate better? This is

this is $7 .50. I mean, I love the color.

Do you want to just try yours on one more time before we go?

And these were $6 .50.

First of all, I can't believe that I actually have a teenager.

Beckett, I really like him. Like, I remember my mom didn't like me, and I

that. I actually do like those on you. I actually like these on me. Yeah. But I

need to stop.

Exactly. It's so rewarding because I feel like I get kind of a do -over.

able to have a loving relationship with Beckett, I think, meant a little bit of

what I didn't have.

So we'll let you know when they're ready. Will you text me? Yes, we'll text

Of course. Don't send me the bill.

Yeah, yeah.

Have your card on file.

I've heard that more times than I think. Yeah.

I think we've been here before.

I have never been here.

We'll send your server over right away. Thank you.

I think I'm going to start with a glass of wine. Should I or a cocktail?

Cocktail. Hi, how are you?

All right, let's start with, like, a bunch of guac. No problem. We have

guacamango, regular guacamole.

All of them.

Like, I don't want to mess around here. Okay. We're both going to do a little

sieto mezcal, but can I have mine with squeezed orange?

Okay. Are you going to kill me? No. And a splash of pineapple.

No problem.

Oh.

Hello. Hi, guys.

This is my homie. You know, she's like, who do you think the first one here is

going to be? How are you going to play at heels? I wore sneakers.

Why are you even avoiding me?

I ordered a bunch of food so that you're not hungry. I already ate. You did?

Just in case.

Oh, my God.

That's, like, actually insulting.

It's like now she comes to my events, she eats before because she thinks I'm

going to feed her.

What are you going to eat? More caviar. Caviar.

Why are you laughing? I'm angry.

But, I mean, fine. Cool.

Hopefully it worked.

Siente, this one's yours with a stack of grapefruit and orange.

Please. And what's that?

This one's for you. Oh, good. Thank you. It's the same thing, just grapefruit

and a lime of pink. Can you do a very skinny margarita, just no sugar at all?

Okay.

Who's coming?

Uba, Brynn is sick.

Oh, Brynn's still sick? Brynn's still sick.

So it's basically like a triple D.

With Pavit and Jessel, your favorite.

Is it going to be awkward?

Don't care. No?

Have you spoken to Jessel since your lunch? Like, have you seen her?

No, I haven't seen her.

I mean, I don't know what to say. I don't genuinely don't care. I know, I

I think she cares. I just want her to be herself.

Yeah. I'm going to act like nothing is wrong. Good, you should.

We'll see how long it lasts, because I do get cranky really quickly.

I didn't know that Jessel and Pavit had a...

A date.

Oh, they had sex.

Wait a day.

She told me that they had sex, yes.

What did they have? I told you.

I need you both to get the truth from Povitz. Get the truth out.

What do we get in return?

I'm good for a couple days.

What'd you put out this morning?

No, he got a blowjob. That's a big deal.

That's a big deal? It shouldn't be a big deal.

Good for you.

You must have done something good.

Oh, I did.

She was very happy.

I feel bad for Erin because I just want it all the time.

No comment.

Hi.

This is like the hottest club on a freaking Tuesday night. What's up, man?

Oh, thank you. What's going on?

Hi, Abe. Thank you so much.

It's been a minute.

Hi, guys.

Obviously, there's tension in the air.

I really don't know where this animosity is coming from. I mean, honestly, I

think Cy maybe doesn't like me because I dress better than her.

Where's everyone else?

Jenna's in Scotland.

I knew that.

And then we're just waiting on Uber.

Neither are you eating?

I will. Can I have one cocktail, please?

I just feel awkward eating by myself.

I thought my wife was over there.

I don't get it.

You're acting like my wife.

How was your thing at the Ritz the other day?

Good times. I had to get away.

Break from the kids.

We get no breaks from the kids.

Everyone was telling me you're going to Vietnam for points.

Yes.

Oh, yeah. What's going on? When are you leaving? Wait, so why are you going to

Vietnam? This ticket normally costs $15 ,000 round trip.

This ticket was going for $900.

So I bought three of them.

Wait, you literally have three tickets, so why aren't you going? I've already

flown two of them.

You used them already? Yeah, two of them. Wait, I'm so confused.

You've been to Vietnam twice?

Yeah. I know, but still, why are you going?

Wait,

so why are you going to Vietnam? I've been driving. Because he had booked a

flight before COVID.

I know, but still, why are you going?

Like, do you love Vietnam? How many times have you been?

Like, is this something, like, your first time, though?

Go in there to come back?

Yes.

Have you ever flown international first class?

Yeah. Where it's literally, you just sit on a plane, eat caviar, get fed good

food. Oh, you're going for that experience? Yeah, and come back. Oh,

honestly am so confused what person flies to Vietnam for miles.

Is his business there?

Does he have... Have some business there?

These trips for me, I see them as two things. First, it's getting away.

We have so little free time, it's ridiculous.

The second benefit of that is it allows me to earn miles, and I can eventually

use these miles to take us on vacations.

But do you stay overnight?

I'll stay overnight, have a sandwich, come back. When are you leaving?

I want to come.

We can all go, but there's no date yet.

I thought you were leaving next week.

I'm not going next week.

He's looking next week. He's trying to figure it out.

No, no. It's booked the day the flights open up.

So you want to get away from your wife and kids? Yes.

Pretty much.

Yes.

He gets miles. So you don't want a mile. So if you get these flights. That's the

reason he's telling you. We just heard the reason.

Anyway. I've never in my life had friends so invested in my

husband's travel schedule.

It's none of your business. Full stop.

Hey, Abe, like, how many shits did you take today?

I don't f***ing care.

Hi, everyone.

It is time for golf. Yay!

So, the way it works is we take, like, a group every five minutes, so... Let's

do boys first.

Awesome. Hold on, I want to take some food with me.

I gotta use the bathroom.

Do you know how to keep score?

Yeah, I cheat.

So, before anything, Papa gets the blue ball.

Oh!

Not right now. I'm good right now.

You, I don't even want to. I don't want any part of that.

You okay?

Yeah. The only reason I ask you that is because I know you haven't seen each

other.

Who? You inside.

Oh, since when?

Yeah.

It was definitely not what I expected, you know? I felt like her energy was

very, like, cold and, like, almost, like, negative towards me.

I don't know what I've done.

It's a ballsy move.

Oh!

This is why I don't golf. This is why you don't golf.

This is why you don't golf. Oh, these are drinks.

Cheers. Cheers.

Cheers. Cheers to being away from our wives. Cheers.

Cheers. Time out, time. Time out.

Cheers to Vietnam.

Cheers. What are you guys talking about? Our lunch.

Oh, my God. That was the most awkward fucking lunch I've ever had. Yeah, but

why?

The reasons why you wanted to talk to me were, it could have been a phone call.

I know, but sometimes you just want to have a lunch. You wanted to meet me to

tell me that you're not, like, your struggle, you're not comparing your

struggles, and that you're not privileged.

I wanted to make sure you understood that. Why do you think out of everything

that we did in Anguilla, that would bother me the most?

Because we had that moment on the boat where you seemed upset, Cy.

We want to know about you!

Because you're not understanding what we're saying to you. It's like there's

accountability for anything and you're talking in circles.

It's like nothing is making sense.

Okay. Then I'm sitting at the lunch and you bring up my mom. I'll be honest with

you. I don't want to talk about my mom in that aspect.

Like, I was actually offended, to be honest.

Okay. And I was just like, I was talking about my uncle and I thought that my

experience with that would...

relate to yours and not in a i'm not trying to again i'm not trying to like

create similarities i find it really hard hi oh there she is

five you're freaking you're so late what what is this what is oh no it's about

their conversation don't worry thigh and jethro are like at it maybe jethro

didn't tell me everything i have lunch with thigh actually i just wanted to

sure that we were okay and i don't think we are maybe she had a reason to like

worry i don't know but it's always nice when the spotlight of

and dysfunction is not there for you i thought it was like real swinging

that's why i brought this type i was like somebody has been tonight i

love this look on you sit down we're talking

Like, why would we bring this up when we're not no longer in Anguilla?

Look, I never intentionally meant to bring it up. And by the way, if I'd

that that was something that would, like, upset you... Talking about my mom

clearly... I've never opened up about it. I talked about it, and I don't talk

about it anymore. Like, it's clearly not a thing that... I didn't mess up.

To be honest, I understand some of it.

Like, she's saying, bring up my mother.

I don't want to do it. It's a very...

Okay. I am honestly blown away.

Being offended that I shared a story about my uncle who went through a really

hard time and eventually passed away, I have no words.

I'm a publicist. That's what we do.

I just want you to be real. I am being real.

I want you to be honest.

I am being honest. I've never lied. I've literally never lied to you guys. You

lie all the time. You just told me that Pava was going to Vietnam next week. So

I'm having a staycation finally.

He's going to Vietnam.

In a couple of weeks. And so I want to, I'm like really happy that he planned

this before that.

Now he's going to Vietnam when a ticket opens up. That's what he told me. Okay,

listen. He has to go when the tickets open up. Why? It doesn't matter. When I

discussed it with my husband. You never lie, but I'm telling you. I didn't lie

about that. That's what we discussed that day or that week.

He said the tickets have to open up. He was trying to convince me. I don't care.

And I don't care either. I seriously am like so over this mean girl. And it is

mean girl.

No one's being a mean girl. Yes, you are. Just so you make no sense when you

speak. You literally are. You cannot answer a question and you speak in

I don't get a chance, guys.

The minute I try, this is what happens. She, your pet parrot. My pet parrot is

talking, so she's not even involved. Exactly.

Exactly what? No, I'm saying this is what happens. It's like a being like,

not, it's just me and you talking right now. She's talking to Uber.

You have my phone.

I'm sitting with you.

You had me sitting there for 35 minutes and didn't even have the decency to call

me. You want to help her?

No.

I'm hungry.

I don't even want to be at the lunch. I don't want to be at the lunch. It was a

waste of my time.

Why did you come? Because I was being nice.

It was a waste of my time. Okay, good. Good. I'm glad. I'm actually so over

Yeah, well, I've been over you too.

I am done.

Diva.

Yeah, well, I've been over you, too. I am done.

Diva. Quite frankly, I've never met in my life anyone that lacks the amount of

empathy that she lacks in this moment. And by the way,

she hasn't seen this bitch yet.

I've been very PC.

If I went repeatedly to Vietnam, Cy would be like, Hey, guys, I'm going to

your fourth. Oh, shit. Oh.

What are you guys talking about? Game's over. Game's over. I beat the game. I

said going to Vietnam repeatedly.

What would you say if I was just flying to Vietnam repeatedly?

Do you hear that?

Maybe we're not going to Vietnam, me and you.

I mean, I don't know. What happens in Vietnam if you go over and over again?

What happens in Vietnam stays in Vietnam. Well, yes.

All right. Who's next?

Well, there's no ball. We lost our ball.

I'm actually wondering why Sai is bringing up this trip to Vietnam.

I think she thinks that there's something else going on. Maybe she's

catch me in a lie. I don't know. There's no lie, though.

I'm going to eat a banh mi.

Hi, David.

Be concerned about your own relationships.

Let me and Jess be.

Where's your date?

We set you up with one of the waiters.

You think a waiter will handle this?

See, that's why I love you, because you're like my wife. No bullshit, badass

bitch. Aaron.

We got the memo, the four of us. Oh, yes. What happened to these people?

part of their own memo.

Wait, I want to try. I want to try some.

This is why I'm single.

She brings literally fake chicken.

What happened?

I'm just being honest.

I say the shit that everybody is thinking. They say, want to say, but

because they're being cordial.

I'm just being fucking honest.

One, I didn't want to be at the lunch.

Two, you were late. It really pissed me off. I'm sorry. Three, you lied to me

about the f***ing Vietcom s***. And then you tell me you're not a liar.

You told me he was leaving next week and that was the whole point of this

vacation.

That was the point of when they did this vacation. The reason why he rested in

this vacation and then while we're sitting on the couch.

They need to get on the same page.

Yeah, because he doesn't know. She's lying.

So,

you are a spectacularly gorgeous woman. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You are confident.

You are smart.

You're a businesswoman.

I'm just wondering, in the relation, like dating, why you're not in a serious

relationship? I don't know. Why don't we all close our eyes and speak to God in

your own language?

Let's do this.

Let's ask God. Let's ask God.

Okay, I have a question.

I need a question.

What made you guys think these bitches were the one?

Because I cannot even... keep a guy for three days these missions like what made

you at all very easy for me very easy the honest answer is i have never met a

woman in my life who is more honest than my wife she is no no

and on top of that we laugh hysterically all the time so humor and honesty are

very important that's the woman this is what it is that's a very good answer

Who's next? Who's next? I'm taking notes. I need to be married this year.

knocked out or married. Something. The biggest thing was somebody who was going

to keep me honest, who I could make happy by just having, like, not a boring

f***ing life.

Somebody who I'm going to have an exciting life with, love to travel, love

try new things, love music, love sex, love food.

Put up with my s***.

I could put up with her s*** for the most part.

I could marry this girl.

That was great.

Life is an adventure, and you don't want to live a boring life.

And I just want to travel, eat, have fun, and do whatever. And she's the

partner for that. So it's being able to do what you love with someone else, and

then put up with your shit.

Wow.

So that's why.

But probably because he lets you go on the trip to Vietnam and back alone. I'm

so chill, dude. I don't give a shit what he does. He can do whatever he wants.

You're pretty chill.

I'm sorry.

You married her because she lets you do whatever you want?

He can go to strip clubs with his friends. Like, he can do whatever he

go to strip clubs with my friends. I go with her sometimes, you know? I totally

don't care. I personally think that's what makes life, you know? To leave each

other. I think there's, like, more to it all.

I really do. I have theories.

I'm driving by Igor at the moment. Since David is so curious,

I'm going to show his wife what is going on in my iPhone.

It's very delicious.

Why are you keeping a secret from the rest of the group?

It's something very new, and I don't want anyone else's energy.

I just want to make decisions for myself.

And so I can keep a secret.

You are the only one.

Won't say a word.

Coming up.

Do you want Aaron to tell the name?

It's so weird. He wasn't wearing his ring.

And she's like, I don't know. Whoa.

What the?

Hi, Kiki Lee.

Oh,

you're so heavy now.

NYPD! Hi!

Why do you look like you belong in Aspen? It's like 19 degrees outside. I

it's f***ing cold. Ah, look at you!

You had to bring this.

With all this fighting, they're all on the slopes.

Like, oh my god, accidents everywhere. It's like Gwyneth all over again, you

know what I'm saying? Now it's time for a little apres -ski. Hi!

You look very Scottish right now. Oh, I look Scottish?

The layers and the tartans and the...

I'm not wearing tartan. Oh, no. I mean, this is... It's okay. I love that COVID

has kept me away from this. Hi, my love.

I'm with you.

The dangerous part is over. Now it's time where we just enjoy the drinks and

rosé on the mountaintop. Chin -chin, guys.

Chin -chin.

I'm so excited because it's... I'm having a birthday party. Yeah. And I'm

turning 62.

I've had a lot of work done.

Oh, yeah. I got it. The name is Creative Black Time. Okay. What does that mean?

Whatever you want it to mean. Just get weird. It's called Get Weird.

For, like, Black Tribe.

I'm gonna wear sequins and no bra.

Cool. Perfect. What else? Oh, and then let's do Venetian.

I'm here for it. Yeah.

I'm hoping that people will be uninhibited with wearing these masks,

they'll be more likely to participate in naughty behavior.

No, but it's gonna be fun. So, are the husbands invited?

Abe's invited.

Oh, wow.

Can I just say, I miss you guys so much at Swingers.

What's been going on? This is a whole thing.

Okay. Okay. Tell me. You know about the lunch sign I had, right, or no? She told

me about it. Okay.

She was just like, one, she took over. I was, like, gripped with the story. I

know. I came for the best part. How many times have you had to hear this? I'm

not. No, not enough.

Okay. We left Anguilla. Everything's fine.

Truly. But was it, though?

I don't think so. It didn't seem like. Well, it didn't seem like. I mean, you

said that you felt like it was okay when you left, but the reason you actually

called her to have lunch was because you didn't feel. The reason why you called

was because you didn't feel that. I just think there was a misunderstanding that

I wanted to clear up.

So what actually happened? So you said she flipped the switch. What happened?

So it started off with I saying, I can't believe you brought my mom up and I'm

really offended.

Just from the outside looking in, like losing her mom the way she did and what

she went through. So recently.

I think for her, it's probably very different than an uncle. And I say that

respect. Her energy towards me was just very cold, right? And, you know, she

called me prude. She called me a diva. Is she a diva?

Definitely.

It's side bipolar, yes.

Oh.

She flips a switch.

At one time, she's fine, and then she's... I don't think that's warranted.

she's not. I think you should retract that. Yeah, I think you should, too.

It's not what she is. I think what you meant to say was it just went from,

one minute she is, like, kind of cool with you, you're telling the story about

your uncle, and you think you're connecting, and then all of a sudden

oh, by the way, actually, and then it's like a different person in that moment.

She did change. She changed quickly, yeah.

Okay, I retracted.

I just don't get her.

She also thinks like she's like lying on everything. Remember the whole thing

about this Vietnam thing?

Wait, what's the Vietnam thing?

I'm going to Vietnam soon then.

Just, I guess.

Well, there's no timeline.

You did tell me at the sex shop it was booked.

You know, he wants to go to Vietnam because he wants his alone time.

So he had a ticket booked before COVID.

And then he kept pushing it and pushing it and pushing it. And so now he has to

go because it's going to expire.

Okay, okay.

It is booked. He has a ticket.

The thing is the flights are not open yet. So they're supposed to open

any second now.

Because they just opened up the borders.

And I'm second. I'm counting down. But, like, also, who cares?

Like, who cares?

I wouldn't lie about something. That's so stupid. Things to lie about.

Let's do some more champagne.

Do you know what Erin told me?

She was like, oh, my God, Uba asked the cutest question and went around and

asked, like, how did you meet the person you love? But, no, why you love. Yeah.

We go, why? Yeah. And Erin was like, what? How they said was, like, I like

Jessel because she doesn't make me do what I want.

Um, that's exactly.

Not what he said. No.

No. It's being able to do what you love with someone else and then put up with

your shit.

She's like, it was so weird. He wasn't wearing his ring.

And she's like, I don't know what's going on. Whoa.

Is she trying to imply?

What the?

Are you serious? Am I right now stirring the pot? And did it? Yes. But you know,

this is a serious topic.

Love it.

Friends are the place where you should go when you're having marital problems

and help them through it. We shouldn't be trying to poke holes in people's

marriages. The only time you want to poke holes is in condoms with really

men.

Seriously, though.

Do you remember what you said at the... Why you love me?

Why you love her?

Oh, no. I was like six gotchas in. What did I say? That's my boy.

Erin's trying to insinuate that you said, Erin and Cy both said, Amit was

oh, I like her because she can do what I want.

That's not what you said. That's not what I said at all.

Oh, and she said that you don't wear your wedding ring, but he's actually

worn his wedding ring. He lost it the second week that we got married, and we

just never replaced it.

Let me just close the loop on this, though. This is my best friend.

That's what it is. We trust each other. There's no... You don't have to defend

it. I don't know why they're taking shots at you guys. I don't know what the

deal is.

It's below the belt.

And I can't cry because I have a dinner.

As far as I'm concerned, conversations about anyone's relationship, I want them

to be intimate, private, behind closed doors. Like, it's a fragile subject,

particularly if something is wrong. So to kind of come at... them in a group

setting i just think it could be hurtful the thing is is i can't carry the

weight of this around do you know what i mean like i don't need to and i'm not

and that's what i'm saying i dress it in the moment and it's done like yeah but

the more you like feed into it and care the harder it's gonna be i think i have

to move on from it i think a lot of people nowadays do this whole like no i

to move on i want to do whatever and it's now just an excuse for like i'm not

going to stand up for myself i did stand up for myself like trust me i Cy walked

away. After she insulted you, she got bored, so she walked away. But I gave it

to her back. I gave it to her back.

I did give it to her back. I stood up for myself. I told her everything I

to tell her. And how people treat you is a direct reflection of what you've

given them permission to do. So that's not the end of it.

People aren't going to like you if they don't respect you. I said with Cy or

Aaron or whatever, the next time that they come up to you and say, say the

out of my business.

The second you say that to Cy, Cy's going to turn around and be like, want

have a drink?

I have a family. I'm successful.

I have a career. I don't need this mean girl bullying.

Like, now it's turned, like, a leaf, I think. You know what I mean?

It's not being opinionated anymore.

Like, this is just, like, targeting.

Next time on the season finale of The Real Housewives of New York City.

What do you think of this?

I'm sorry. That looks really wacky.

Wacky? Guys, let's just do Jonah. Let's all go around.

Jonah Rose!

What are you doing?

You're going to vomit.

Erin, like, now in her ear. Well, sitting on her shoulder or whatever. Pet

parent? I want to drop kick her.

My husband, like, pinned me down. You did? Why you not married? Oh, I heard

that. I'm happy being me.

Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Uber!

I heard you got a man in Connecticut.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, my God.

Brynn, that was... She said it on camera.

Yeah, she said it on camera.

It was not on camera.

You're being really whack right now. You, Brynn. You tonight. Have a good

birthday. You.