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Previously on The Real Housewives of New
York City.

Married with kids tax.

What is a marriage with kids tax?

Oh, when you're married with a kid, tax
life.

I want to do a staycation in New York
and get like a hotel.

I'm single, so I'm making moves.

Wait, what? What happened?

Life happened. Oh my goodness.

Maybe I have a little crush.

I just feel alone.

You have so many friends here. But I,
um...

I don't have my mom. I know.

I'm

sorry

for taking your glasses, and I'm sorry
for keeping it for 45 minutes.

The secret ingredient?

Darling, it's me.

My lashes may be fake, but I definitely
keep it real.

I'm a true New Yorker. The only bull
I'll take is by the horn.

I always bring the flavor. It's not my
fault you don't have any taste.

In New York, there's a lot of bad
apples, but I'm the baddest of the

I love to laugh, but make me mad, and
I'll date your dad.

Hi, welcome in. How are you? Very good.
How are you?

Good. Table for two. Come on over. Thank
you.

Thank you. Oh, my God.

What are you going to get? I'm so
hungry. I am hungry, too.

Did I tell you about their music class?

No. Have it. Like, the music class is on
this side.

And these two are all the way over
there.

Hi. We got a hi. Hello. How are you?
Hey. Hi.

We are.

Let's do the music class, okay? Come on.
Let's go. When they start going to

school, it's going to be like a shock.

Like... No.

It's crazy.

How are they going to sit still?

Also, going on vacation and then leaving
your kids behind and see how it went.

With no help from a nanny. How was it? I
was, like, thinking about you guys all

the time. It was intense.

Yeah. Non -stop.

I carry those twins, so I think that
buys me at least nine months of vacation

time, times two.

Ready for some food? I'm going to do the
quiche. All right. Sounds good. Chicken

and waffles. Chicken and waffles. Good
choice. Is it possible to make it extra

spicy somehow?

What do you have for hot sauce? I can
check in with the kitchen. This is a

French restaurant.

What do you want them to have?

I don't know. French people don't even
have spicy food. What are you talking

about? I'll make sure that it's a little
special.

Thank you. Thank you. Of course.

I need a vacation after this vacation.

I'm telling you.

What are some of the highlights?

We learned a lot about each other.

with and who not to.

Erin with this whole privilege thing
again. Oh my God. I literally don't

What's wrong with her? It's okay if your
parents helped you, by the way. I feel

like you're not honest about it. This is
not adding up to me.

My parents helped me? My parents did not
help me. Why would I lie about that?

I'm not trying to paint a picture of
like, oh my God, I was so poor.

Okay, yeah.

The festival side is someone that I love
and respect.

I'm not trying to compare my story to
hers.

There was a point where I had $20 in my
bank account. I'm not even... There was

a point when I had $0 .00.

Okay, well... It was negative $498.

You know what it feels like to have $0
.00?

I definitely want some time with Cy.

I need Cy to understand where I'm coming
from and a little bit more about me.

We're all adults.

Let's squash the beef.

Oh, wow.

I'm all about squashing beef.

So let me know how it is and let me know
if you need anything, okay? Amazing.

Thank you so much. Thank you, thank you,
thank you.

Very good. When are we doing our date
night?

Oh, um, I was going to surprise you with
that.

What? I planned something. We're going
to do a little dinner and staycation

week. We are?

Yeah. Are we staying here?

We are staying here.

Do you have the nanny set up? I have
everything set up already.

You have everything set up already?

You know you can't hide anything from
me. I run this household. How are you

going to hide that from me?

What if I have a secret nanny?

You have a secret nanny? Yeah.

What do you do with a secret 90?

What would you like to know?

We don't need no sleep because the party
don't stop.

So put your hands on me and...

Henry out of Hudson's is a place that I
went when I first came out. So it holds

kind of a special place in my heart.

I'm actually so

really friendly with me because the girl
has game. Like I have none. I'm so shy.

I've never picked anyone up, ever.

Oh, and I have gloves.

See, I'm ready to finger bang.

No, you're not. You're just like, Jenna,
Jenna, do not underestimate me. You

would hurt someone. No, I wouldn't. Now
they're covered.

That doesn't hurt. I'll go smoke.

That's dangerous. Oh, yes.

Wow. Okay.

I'll let you pick. I go to gay bars
pretty often. I mean, like, I don't

differentiate between straight or gay.
Look, if there's good -looking people,

I'm going to be there, and I'm going to
be drinking and flirting.

Who are you? I want to make out with a
girl.

You what? I want to make out with a
girl.

Okay. Love is love. I'll take it
wherever I can get it.

She's so hot.

Okay, I need a moment.

Stop it.

Okay, slow down. She's coming, she's
coming.

Oh, she's coming over?

She's coming.

Oh my God.

Hi. Hi, what's up? Hi. Hey, I'm Jenna.

Nice to meet you. Hi. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.

Oh, do you have a little dot here?

Yeah.

No, this side. Where is mine?

The left, the left, the left. I've been
thinking about getting a little tattoo

to make it more prominent. You look
really pretty.

Prince is an amazing winged woman. She's
so vivacious and she's clearly

straight. So she's not a threat. She's
charming.

I haven't been single in so long that I
don't actually know how to do any of

this stuff anymore. So I'm like having a
little bit of an out -of -body

experience. How long have you been
single?

Not long enough.

Give me a number.

Like two months. Two months.

Right. How does it feel? I feel like I'm
a fifth out of water. Yeah. Yeah, like

totally.

Well, you don't look like it.

I kind of do. No, you don't. You feel
much more comfortable now that you're

standing. You just needed to, like, be
grounded.

Okay, I'm just going to stand. Yeah.

Hey, kids.

Oh, hi. What are you doing? We're just
talking.

Well, you're gorgeous and smart and
lovely. I think we should just do the

exchange. If you want, I can broker
this.

You're going to call me tomorrow. Okay.

And then at that.

as you're looking, and then you're going
to kiss the hand when you give it, and

then you're going to walk away, and
you're going to ruin her life, and she's

going to think about you later when she
touches herself.

Okay, ready?

I'm going to let you guys have this
moment.

Jenna needs to be a typical New York
love story and date someone younger.

successful, you're established, you have
the thing going.

Find a young hottie.

It's really hard. Can you get this?

Use your feet.

You know what? Here's the thing. All my
teeth are fake, so it's really dangerous

for me to do that. So I'm not going to.
Can you open it for me?

Yes, I'm going to open it for you. All
right. Here, you can do it right there.

I'm going to have to give it to you
again.

It's okay.

You can give it to me as many times as
you need to. And then of course.

Oh.

Thank you.

And the last one.

Thank you.

And just, you're not allowed to, but I'm
going to take a picture just because

you're a dumbass. And then I woke up and
I put together a power horn

presentation for Love Scene and I
totally deleted it. I don't know if

realizes how many decades I've been on
this earth. Maybe she wants a MILF.

Coming up.

If your wife did not have sex with you
for a year and a half, what would

I would fuck other women.

Oh, my God.

I'm so hungry.

I am, too. I want a margarita. I
actually care about drinks more.

Or two.

Thanks, baby.

You're beautiful.

Honestly, if we're good tonight and the
kids feel like sleeping, it's like stay

up. I mean, you don't have to twist and
turn.

I'm looking forward to getting Erin's
feedback on the trip.

Yeah.

Hi. Hi.

I gotta get up.

I'm like, stop.

I've ordered some guacamole. Great. I'm
starving. Hi, Abe.

David and Abe know each other, and you
know what? Aaron said, let's go on a

double date. Maybe the guys can get to
know each other a little bit better, and

I thought it would be a great idea.

They have, like, three micheladas.

You're a three michelada.

Yeah, but I've never... Have you ever
gone to a place that has a michelada

I have not. It's hard to have couple
friends.

Cheers. I'm like, I'm starving. Cheers.
Salud.

It's very hard for couples to like each
spouse.

Did you tell him about the boat game?

No. There's this boat game.

Something about Brynn. We can go in her
phone and text any guy, like, something

naughty or something like that, like,
and see their response.

Wait, so who is it?

Jessel and Pavit. They have some sex
issues.

You know them, yes. Yeah.

So we have Jessel text her husband.

Yes. We're trying to spice it up for
them.

Okay. Okay, so sexy text. Ready? Be
like, yeah, yeah, yeah, do it.

Real possible.

What did he say? What did he say? What
did he say? What did he say? You should

really get a towel and dry off.

I have a question for you two. If your
wife did not affect with you for a year

and a half, what would happen? Like,
what would happen? I would f*** other

women.

Oh, my God.

I don't appreciate his candor right now.
He's such a little... What?

Good to know. What if I'm, like, going
through something?

He'll be... A year, a year and a half.

I'm just saying.

What would you do? That's a long time.

You want my answer? Yes, honestly.

The relationship would probably be over.

That's the better answer.

No, no.

His answer was a great answer. No, his
answer was a great answer. My answer was

a consequence of this.

My husband said the right answer.

That is what a husband should say.

I would have sex with another man.

Let's not go too far.

Because we talked about this.

I know. We're not getting into this.

Are we not? We're not getting into this.
At one stage in our lives, maybe there

will be a moment of swinging.

Oh,

you're into swinging. No, I'm not into
swinging. Yeah, but I think I could be

like 10 years.

Okay, we talked about having a
threesome, and you said it would have to

women. I don't want that. I didn't say
that. But you did, because I said I want

to have sex with another man then.
Right.

Otherwise it's not fair. And I would be
okay with it as long as it's in the same

world. No, you said you wouldn't be able
to watch it. You said you wouldn't be

able to watch it.

My rule would have been that we have to
have it in the same room with people we

don't know.

Like, no friends, whatever, so that
nothing's left in my imagination.

Jenna had a great idea. She said, if
it's a gay man, then it's fine, because

it's a gay man, it's like, it's just
sex. You want a gay guy, though?

Yeah, if they're, like, middle of the
road, yeah.

What planet are we living on?

Planet New York.

I will never be in a sexless marriage.

In 10 years from now, if I'm having
issues, bring in the gays, bring in a

unicorn, bring in whoever, anything to
get us going again, because I think

intimacy is so important.

None of us have seen each other since
Angola.

Uba's doing this healing thing.

We're all going to do a sound bath.

and we're going to heal.

She said you can cry and scream.

Nothing about this sounds appealing.
Sound bath sounds nice. I don't scream.

don't scream.

I don't scream or cry in, like, a
healing

session. We're not going to be healing.
We're going to be... What does that

mean? You know what I mean. What kind of
swingers... Such trying to recruit us

in the swinger thing. We're not about
that life.

I'm a very new collector, only about
like five years.

I just randomly started buying them
because I like them aesthetically and

just fell in love and it's a slippery
slope. Yes, no, it happens. Some women

think shoes, I'm like, don't get started
on books. It goes, yeah, I know, I

know. Do you want to take a look at some
stuff? I would love to. Okay, so what

we are mostly excited about, we do have
a first edition of Jane Eyre.

Growing up, my grandmother would always
take us to the library. So avid book

reader, avid book lover.

I just start being fascinated with
antique books. What is this one? Oh,

Merchant of Venice. That's Shakespeare
as well.

1664. I like smelling them. I like
touching them. I like reading them. I

knowing that this is something that has
survived 200 years.

I'm actually interested in more so like
18th and 19th century books in English

that don't have illustrations in them.
When there's illustrations and drawings,

I feel like people would...

hang on to books longer whereas if it
was just oh there's no pictures more

likely to be discarded over 100 or 200
years i'm looking for books that don't

have illustrations in them that's random
i've never heard that i know this is

like it's such an odd nuance and now
when i find them i'm getting it i get

excited and i get them sometimes i think
some of the guys don't like it when i

can like quote last week's economist and
they can't but being well read it's a

plus and then this one is a collection
of three plays king lear othello and

anthony and cleopatra The two hottest
things a man can have in his wallet are

Centurion card and a New York Public
Library card.

I'm going to take one call. I'm so
sorry. Oh, yes, of course.

Hello.

Hey. What's going on?

I'm in a bookstore.

What are you doing at the bookstore?

I wanted to drop off a couple books and
get their thoughts.

Your birthday's coming up, isn't it?

Yes, it's coming up. Right.

I'm going to go do the tree.

I'm going to go meet with an arborist
from the Central Park Conservancy and

around with them. I gave them a list of
approximately where we would want it.

The tree should be by some ducks.

Grandma loved ducks. Remember, all she
ever talked about was going down to the

river. And feeding the ducks. With a bag
of McDonald's and feeding the ducks. I

know, right?

It's been a year and a half since Mimi
died.

For some time now, I've wanted to
commemorate or memorialize my

memory in Central Park.

She was an amazing woman.

I want to do it because I want to have
it be more about, like, look, this is

life, and it's supposed to be
celebratory.

She taught me that no one is better than
you.

You're not better than anybody else.

She wasn't perfect, but she did her
best.

And her best was more than good enough.

By the time that the plaque is made, it
takes four to six months for the plaque

to... that goes on the walk, then it
will be summer. So, as long as Central

Park's standing, she'll have her tree.

That's good, for sure.

All right, I really like a couple of
these things, and I'm like, the love

letters of Mark Twain? If you're reading
this in 2050, I was here wearing a

cowboy hat.

It's not a cowboy hat.

Is it?

Oh, God, is it a cowboy hat?

I'm going to change my hat.

Coming up...

Come on. Show me what you got.

Okay.

Hello. Welcome.

Hi. How are you? Good. How are you
doing? Good. I'm not sure what we're

I'm meeting Uba, I think. Yes. She's
right up here. You can just pick off

shoes. I'm right under there.

Oh, wow.

You're getting some healing.

We're getting some healing.

This is the most energetic.

You smell delicious.

Is it you two?

Is that you or here? No, me.

And here too, a little bit.

But we smell so good.

We should come over to perfume together.
Okay. That would be the two of us

together. This event was inspired by the
incident in Anguilla.

Why are you bringing this up now? No!

Be quiet. Don't tell me what to do.

Don't tell me to be quiet.

I would like to use this event to make
it so all of us can let it go of what

happened in Anguilla, but also even a
deeper level of healing in whatever that

they're going through in their lives.

Hi. Hey, babe.

Hi.

It's healing session and a booty
classic.

Did I tell you that? Thank you. Thank
you.

I'm not a child.

I'm a grown -ass woman. Yeah, with a
perfect ass.

Oh. What's up, babe?

Hi. What are you doing? Why are you not
here?

Oh, God.

Of course this is Uber's event.

Hi.

She got COVID.

Oh, Fabio. Wait, wait, wait.

I'm sorry.

She always bring it.

I'm so sad you're not here.

Alexandra, nice to meet you.

Bye, Amore.

Bye. It's most amazing here. This is
where Uber does in Yale.

Okay. Oh, thank God. We should come here
more often. Bye.

Welcome to the party.

I'm so happy Uwe planned this. I could
use a healing experience after the

craziness of Anguilla. I'm all about it.
I would like for everybody to put their

hand into your heart and connect to your
heart.

And if that is an intention, it's the
time now for you to really connect to

yourself.

And before you start, I would like for
each one to say an intention and you're

going to take from there.

My intention is to be more present. More
present.

How about you, darling?

My intention is to be more open and less
guarded.

Feel safe to open up. My intention is to
really stay

grounded. Truth.

My intention is to...

Be more patient and present with my
kids. Wonderful.

My intention is to bring all the love
that I give outside to myself.

I feel like Uba has so much self -love.
I didn't know she needed more, but

great. Shake it up.

And you can go, ha, ha, ha, and let it
go, okay? I'm going to make sounds

going to help everybody to let it go.
Come on. Show me what you got.

The African in you.

Let's see it.

It's so calming. It seems kind of like
hokey, but it totally works.

Now everybody can lie down.

Make yourself comfortable.

I'm taking a little nap right now.

It was amazing.

Take a moment to feel all your body. And
now I'm going to take everybody to a

journey. I'm going to start to drum.

You can bring your inner child and say
to the little girl inside of you, I'm

here. I bless you.

I love you.

You'd like to bring your inner child
here and say to her, you're safe.

Jenna, you're safe. I came from the
future.

I came from the future.

You are free.

I'm not free.

Let's start to drop now this resistance
that is a big wall in front of you.

Big wall.

I don't like it. Not for me.

I don't want to go on a journey anywhere
unless it's like you're stamping my

passport.

Your cup overflow with joy at the same
time is a mix with sadness for

your mom not being in a physical.

But she's here in spirit.

We very rarely see Uba open up. I think
she's quite a private person. And I just

want to make sure that she knows that
we're there for her.

It's a big life, big project.

Yes,

everybody can sit down. Yeah, you're
done.

Thank you. Thank you so much.

Thank you. Thank you. That was really
good. Strong.

You guys?

She was great.

It's amazing when the drums are going. I
can actually meditate.

I find it so hard. But with all the
drumming, it's like... Do you feel like

was talking to a certain... Yes.

I'm gonna cry right now. No, that's why
we're here.

I'm not being healed because there's
nothing wrong with me.

I'm fine.

We've got food!

not happy that we actually eat wow thank
you so much anything you can do to get

out of your element and like try
something new i'm down for it so i like

alexandra i mean it's a little much with
the whole like that whole thing was

like a little much it went on a little
too long for my liking but otherwise i

thought it was pleasant by the way what
are you doing friday are you free want

to grab lunch sure i think so what time
i know i'll text you okay

Are you going to ambush me or something?

Yeah. I don't care to go to lunch. What
could she possibly want to talk about?

All right, let's gossip. We'll have some
gossip. Gossip, gossip.

Now that I have food, I'm ready to talk
to people. So I'm having a staycation

finally with my husband.

Hallelujah.

Where are you going?

We're going to the Ritz Carlton in
Nevada.

It's like the new, oh, so sick.

Are you going to have sex?

Yes.

Yes. Are you kidding me?

I have all these, like, things now. I
have toys. I have vibrators. I got lube.

Did you buy lingerie? I did.

I got the cute lingerie. You're going to
have sexy lingerie. I know.

I'm going to wear the sexy lingerie. I
have this really cool dress. I'm going

do a little peekaboo action.

Have you ever worn anything like that
with him before?

No, I haven't, to be honest.

It's very risque.

I'm really excited, and I can't wait to
see you after. Oh, I know. I'm going to

be, like, bouncing off the walls.

You should make a video. Oh, yes. Should
I make a video?

Please. I want to see it. Live vlog?

Oh, God. No, I don't want to see a
video.

I want the video for proof.

Coming up.

Is this her, Karishma?

Oh, this is interesting.

to follow me back.

Thank you.

I am hungry.

For sweets?

Yeah. Lucky girl.

Take off your jacket and stay a while,
darling. I can't wait to hear about your

audition. I just gotta get comfortable
first.

Alright, that's better.

So what happened?

Were you nervous?

I was on the outside and then six girls
were on the inside and there were three

bars. and then there were two girls per
bar because there wasn't enough room.

So I put my foot behind in ending
position, and then I was like this, and

went, oh. And then I had to switch my
feet.

Did anybody see you? I'm pretty sure
someone did, but it's fine.

I was so nervous.

Kind of. You were a nervous wreck.
Sorry.

Linda's a ballerina. She loves, loves,
loves ballet.

Do you know what you want?

Uh... But she also wants to be a
Broadway actress.

She wants to be a triple threat.

She wants to sing.

She wants to dance.

So all she does around the house is ask
me to get her agent.

I don't know what macaroon flavors they
have. Maybe just give her an assortment

of, like, five. Got it. Yeah, of course.
I was like, am I not good enough to be

your agent? She's like, I want to go
above and beyond.

I think I need to see my name in lights,
Mom. So if you can't get me there, get

me an agent.

That's where I am with my daughter.

like every audition you ever went for
you've gotten you're so lucky when I was

little I wanted to be I wanted to be a
gymnast but we didn't have any money so

would just watch the gymnast on TV and
what I would do is I would run from

to couch and jump on them.

And then put my hands up like this. I
did it. I did a 10.

It's a 10.

And I would just pretend. But I never
did, like, classes for a long period of

time. Like, I always wanted to do
classes and do those things. Maybe I'm,

living vicariously through you.

Mommy lived a completely different
lifestyle.

My first vacation trip, I was in
college, I think.

ASMR.

Meanwhile, you and Rio get to go
everywhere.

Not growing up with much and then being
able to provide that access to my kids

just makes me very, very proud as a
person.

Oh, I'm thinking about having Aunt
Sophia fly out next week to hang out for

few days. She was supposed to come
before, right?

Yeah. We'll probably do some cooking.
Will you eat some rice and beans that

makes? Arroz con gandules.

Arroz con gandules.

This will be the strawberry shortcake.

Yum. And your five macros.

Thank you. Thank you so much. Let me
know if you'd like anything else.

Actually, I'm just going to eat this one
and then save these two.

Yeah, that's a good idea.

You didn't ask me about my trip, by the
way.

You didn't even notice I was gone.

I did.

I have to be honest. Two days ago, I
thought you were still on your trip.

Thanks a lot.

Mommy's friends are so crazy. I'm so
happy to be back.

We have got to do this every weekend,
darling.

He gets the good stuff. You ready for
some champagne?

Hell yeah.

All right. I'm so getting licked up
tonight.

We got a lot of things on the agenda for
today.

Really? Some nice, fancy dining.

Tensely Michelin star.

Yeah, but it's not like a stuffy place,
right? No, it's not stuffy. Okay, good.

I prefer the one stars anyways.

Five. I'm not worth three stars.

You're not worth three stars.

Cheers. Oh, cheers.

Happy non -anniversary date night.

Oh, happy sexiversary.

Is that a thing? I think it is. Cheers
anyway.

What I'm going through is not new news.
We are in a rut.

And it's normal.

It's not a scandal.

So, friend.

Help me pick out some things for you.

Interesting. So I think wearing
something sexy underneath your outfit.

Maybe it's crotchless panties.

What? It's crotchless, but you can kind
of, like, they look regular. Yeah. But

then, see, it's like there's a hole. Oh,
yeah.

I just saw your cage. This, my friend,
is dessert.

Can we have real dessert, too?

Yeah, you can have real dessert.

I have more things, too, but I'm going
to leave that as a surprise.

If Brynn was in my ear right now, she
would literally be like, okay, you have

to, like, cackle.

Like literally cowgirl him like this.
Okay.

And then she would be like, it's like,
oh, Kim, like that.

What the hell is happening here?

Payne, I think I need more time, Payne.

When was the last time we even got to do
this?

We haven't been out on a date in a long
time.

I've been paying to marry with kids tax
for almost two years now, so about time

I get my refund.

There's a little slip. If I need to use
the bathroom, I don't actually have to

take it off.

That's a selling point, huh?

You should try it on for me.

I don't even know if I'm going to fit
into this, let's see.

Whisper quiet.

I mean, is this her parishioner?

Wear that to dinner.

I think this is a great outfit.

Tell him it's like the newest designer.

Can you imagine? I would die.

Coming up.

Your story is your story. Our stories
are completely different.

Seriously? I gotta go. You check?

Hola! How are you feeling, my love?

I actually still feel okay, thank you
for asking.

And now I'm finally coughing up the
phlegm that's been in there since I woke

Can you get COVID through the phone?

No, baby.

Will you do your favorite thing, my
favorite thing? Will you make it, yeah,

dope beer?

I don't know if I know how to do well.

Don't I miss you yesterday?

I just felt so, like, this is good. This
is why we're friends. Like, you know,

we do each other's shit that we don't
really, like, understand, and they

it, and they are very open.

It was just so beautiful. I think it's
something my mom will be so proud of.

Like, I'm bringing girls together.

She's all about the women are the
community.

Powerful woman, and being a powerful
woman, still being a kind, loving woman.

Yeah, relationship with your friends.
And it was beautiful. I really wish you

were there. And then also, Jethro, she's
having a staycation.

I know, she told me. At the Ritz. We
should send them, like, a stripper and a

loop. You think they're going to do it?

I could see them just getting, like,
hammered. And then, like, bam.

That's what they did in Mykonos. She
said, we got hammered every day.

We should get matching, like,
housekeeping outfits, like, with Carlton

Housekeeping, and we should, like, show
up.

Brynn, Brynn, you have COVID. I'm
calling the health department. If you

we're not going anywhere with you for
the next five days.

Okay, I'll keep you posted. All right,
bye.

How are you?

This is for you, please.

All right, right this way.

We know we'd like a drink yet. Maybe
I'll try this. The Giespritz? Yeah.

Okay, great. Thank you.

I

don't

know where my friend is.

She should show up, right?

You know, can I order?

Yeah, of course. I'll do the wild rice
bowl. Okay. Thank you so much. I

appreciate it.

Don't even have the decency to call me
and tell me you're late to a lunch that

you invited me to that I never wanted to
come to in the first place.

I'm a little pissed off.

Welcome. Hi.

I mean, especially nice to hear. I'm
like, she's going to be mad at me.

So mad at me. So annoyed.

I'm sorry about that. We're just sitting
here.

Oh, my God. Did you at least get a
drink?

I'm not drinking in the middle of the
day. No, I'm so sorry. I'm in the car

like 40 minutes.

Why'd you pick this place then? I
thought it was going to be convenient

Are you shooting today?

Yeah.

I'm frazzled.

This is supposed to be a fun, relaxing
lunch situation. I mean, I feel like if

we're going to do relaxing, can we do it
on a weekend?

Well, this is the weekend to me. Friday,
honey.

Friday is a work day, Jessalyn. I just
had my weekend on Friday.

Oh, thank you. I'm starving.

Thank you.

That looks amazing.

This looks great.

Thank you.

You're not drinking, right?

No. Okay.

I'm not going to drink by myself.

So can I just get a sparkling water with
lemon?

Of course.

And whatever she's having, okay? All
right, sounds good. Thank you so much.

want olives?

Yeah, I love olives.

But what's up? What's going on? What's
going on?

I had my date night last night.

Oh, how did it go?

Well, I'm no longer a born -again
virgin, put it that way.

Was it awkward?

Honestly, it took me like 20 minutes.

To, like, loosen up.

Dude, it's been a year and a half.

It's like the Mojave Desert down there
right now.

A year and a half sounds insane to me. I
know someone that hadn't done it for

four years.

And their husband is someone else.
Totally. Or they are. Totally. To me and

it wasn't a priority.

I'm sorry. I do not believe that her and
Papa had sex.

There's zero detail.

And I think Jess was just so sick of us
asking if she has actually sealed the

deal. This is mine.

So you told me he's going to Vietnam.
What does he go to Vietnam for?

He's going to Vietnam in a couple of
weeks. And so I'm, like, really happy

he found this before that.

He kind of does this, like, mileage run.

Why is that funny?

What?

He's going to Vietnam for miles?

Yeah.

Okay. He likes to do that. So he does
this frequently.

He does it frequently.

He's doing his thing. So, anyway.

Got it.

Your man goes to Vietnam for what?

There's so many questions running
through my mind that I can't... I'm just

-faced. Just blank.

Look, after Anguilla, when we were at
dinner and you were asking me the

questions about my uncle and, like, the
whole thing, what did you do for work

when you were with your uncle?

I was interning. So what did you do for
money is what I'm saying.

Oh, my God. I mean, I was...

living off of savings.

I basically was living with him for
free, but it was, like, tough.

It felt to me like you thought I was
comparing myself to

how you grew up. I wanted to make sure
that you understood that that's not what

I was trying to do. I don't think it
touched any of your guys' struggles, but

wanted to, I guess, apologize if that's
how it came across.

Jessel, to be honest with you,

I really don't care.

Should I still be honest with you?

I really don't care.

Even now, you don't care. Like, I'm
trying to explain because I didn't want

to think that I was offending you in any
way. I'm not offended. Okay, that's it.

I just wanted to make sure that we were
good.

You could have phoned me for that one,
to be honest. Oh, come on. I wanted to

see your face.

I think the one thing about this group
is that we all know when someone is not

being straightforward.

I think we feel offended when someone
tells us a story, and we know that

some shit missing from the story. Sure,
fine.

And I think we all get very offensive,
and we're all just kind of like, well,

I'm going to call you out because this
is not making sense. And I know I can

come off as very abrasive, which I
apologize.

I know that I'm like that.

But I just, I genuinely am just, like,
curious. Like, I just want to know. I

want to open up with you guys. And I
want to share, like, who I am. But,

just feel like now it's, like, I'm
nervous because I'm scared to even share

stuff with you guys. Because it's just,
like, I don't even. It's not that.

Again, it's just the straightforwardness
is what we want.

We don't want the circle story.

Just got to own it, Jessa. Just own
this.

Have you noticed when you just own it,
no one really messes with you?

No.

That's the key here.

I know.

We're just not seeing eye to eye. Did I
expect, like, the cold reception?

No. Look, the other thing that kind of
really hit home with me was when

you were telling your story about your
mom.

It really hit home because...

I also have, like, a similar situation,
right?

What do you mean, a similar situation?

So, my mom has two brothers.

I lived with one in New York, and I
worked with the other.

The one I was living with, Uncle Nitin,
he was an alcoholic.

I blame myself every day because I don't
think I helped him. Oh, I'm so sorry.

So he passed away.

I didn't know that.

Yeah. But just to connect the dots,
like...

It's hard for me to talk about that
period of New York, you know? I'm sorry.

Don't cry.

No, no, I'm not going to cry. I don't
want to cry.

A little dramatic.

You just apologized for trying to
compare, and then you turn around and

this story about your uncle, and it came
out because of my mom.

What's happening?

Babe, it's apples and oranges with my
story. Let's not do this. Let's just

please make it stop.

I just, I felt...

Disrespected. When I was trying to tell
the story, it's hard for me to talk

about myself as it is.

And I guess that's why, you know, maybe
I do go around in circles because, like,

I don't come from a family that's, like,
that openly talks about this.

And every single time I do that.

It's just, it feels like you and Aaron
just constantly are like vultures, just

tearing apart my story.

Because the story, Jessal, sometimes I
wish you would be more vulnerable. So

when we're trying to get to know you,
and one minute you're at A, and then one

hour later you made a stop at C, I'm
like, I don't know when the story, where

are we?

I don't want to talk about my mom again.
And I don't want to talk about the

reason why you're only spilling this
because of my mom. It was so hard for me

actually open up about something like
this. We all know I'm not sentimental.

I'm done.

Your story is your story. Our stories
are completely different.

I love you, but... Seriously?

I gotta go.

Check? Why don't you run and I'll get
it? Are you sure? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Alright, have a great Friday. You can do
boozy now. Yeah, now I can drink. Okay,

bye. Bye.

Waiting for you for 45 minutes for you
to tell me you're not comparing yourself

and then now you drop this story.

I Just want to leave Next time on the
Real Housewives of

New York City Gorgeous Any one of you a
Valentine?

How many guys did you already turn down?
I want to wait until the 13 midnight

You're like you still have a chance till
1159 p .m. Uh -huh It

was so awkward.

Did you know her husband is going to
Vietnam for 24 hours?

That's bizarre.

Lots can happen in 24 hours.

Can it?

Pop it.

What would you say if I was just flying
to Vietnam or Vietnam?

Who the f*** are you f***ing?

I seriously am like so over this mean
girl s***. And it is mean girl s***. I

don't even want to be at the lunch. I
don't want to be at the lunch.

Why did you come? I was being nice. You
want to help her?

No.

Diva. Her energy towards me was very
cold. She called me prude. She called me

diva. Is she a diva?

Just no.

It's thigh bipolar, yes.

Oh.