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Previously on The Real Housewives of New
York City.

True, truth, and a lie. I had sex at a
Knicks game. Oh my God. Who hasn't dated

a Knicks player?

Since last time you had sex.

Since I've had the kids, I haven't
really gotten, like, down and dirty.

Huh? I remember growing up very broke,
but always just daydreaming.

When I was little, the weekly circular
would come, and then my grandma and I

would play a little game where we would
be like, okay, if we couldn't get it

this week, what would we do?

No, I feel like a Christmas tree. This
is not my vibe at all. I honestly hate

it.

It didn't feel great.

I see it now.

I was making fun of myself. I live like
a Christmas tree. She can acknowledge,

like, oh, maybe that wasn't the nicest
thing to do, but then turn around and

actually do it again. I'm like, babe,
say you're sorry and move on.

You know what happened last night? No.

Jenna left.

She went home without saying bye.

You're more offended by someone not
going to one dinner reservation than you

at someone leaving your house after you
made the monogram pajama.

Well, maybe I like her a little bit
more.

The secret ingredient?

Darling, it's me.

My lashes may be fake, but I definitely
keep it real.

I'm a true New Yorker. The only bull
I'll take is by the horn.

I always bring the flavor. It's not my
fault you don't have any fake. In New

York, there's a lot of bad apples, but
I'm the baddest of the bunch.

I love to laugh, but make me mad.

And I'll date your dad.

Oh, my God.

What happened last night?

What did I do?

You slept in my bed, girl. You forgot
who I am already?

Yeah.

I didn't plan on spending the night with
Aaron. It's because I didn't have a

bed, so I had to.

This is where you're sleeping this
evening.

Your mommy's baby.

But where's daddy?

Is he in South?

Is he in Bridge?

Is he in East?

Is he at a countdown in Montauk? At
first I was like, but then I remembered.

When Aaron and I are good, we're so
good.

All right, I'm going to make coffee
before I do anything I needed,

All right, I need a plan B.

Can we run to CVS? Who did you have sex
with last night? Don't play that game

with me.

Do not love me and leave me. You can't
ghost me. I'm in your house.

How am I going to get a husband? My room
is this messy.

Buenos dias.

Buenos dias. Where were you?

Why did you leave me like that?

Cannonball.

I'm going to do feet. Yeah, feet.

Head. That's right.

Okay, good night.

You left in the middle of the night, so
red flag. That's what I do. After I get

what I want from you, I have to leave. I
left some cash by the bed, though. I

also accept a knock.

Ew.

I thought you were cooking.

I am. I don't smell anything.

Are you going to start now? I would like
you to start because I woke up actually

kind of hungry. Do I want you to start
cooking?

Yeah, like an hour ago, so it's ready
now.

Good morning. Good morning.

Good morning.

Oh, wait, are you making this chocolate
thing? Do you need any help? You can cut

the tomatoes if you want. I love how
there's like half a million dollars

of diamond jewelry at the kitchen
counter.

It's insane, right?

That's an interesting morning look for
the Hamptons.

Have you heard of the movie Breakfast at
Tiffany's?

I am obsessed with this one. I really
love this one.

If I try it on, I'm not going to take it
off.

Where's Ruben Jessel?

Before Jessel comes down, we have to
hide the knife.

She's bristled at that one.

Good morning, sunshine.

How are you, my love? I'm good. I'm
returning your lotion. I feel like I

borrowed everything from you. How was
your sleep in general?

You know, when you have kids, you're
like always half awake.

I'm dying right now, by the way. My eyes
are super sensitive to onions.

Oh, God.

Okay, last one.

An onion is a bitch.

I smell onions.

Who's cooking?

I think Erin's making her shakshaka. Oh,
my God. Should we go downstairs right

now? Yeah.

Good morning, girls. Good morning, babe.
Oh, my God. Look at this.

Buenos dias.

I think we're almost ready to eat.

Somebody is going to try uber hot today.

Can I try it? What's the difference
between those two? One hot, hotter, and

hotter. Let me switch over.

Do you have a favorite uber? The green
one right now.

When I started modeling, I had to eat
like steamed fish, steamed vegetables,

steamed everything.

And I thought I'm going to die without
like the flavor of the food. And so

that's how uber hot was born. I created
to make simple food taste delicious.

Is it hot?

Yeah, it's delicious.

2021, I launched it in June.

And then I got a call that it was an
Oprah favorite thing.

That was the medium. Okay, I'll try the
mild.

As an entrepreneur, I feel like I won an
Oscar.

I was like, bitches, we made it.

Okay, that one is cheese and this is no
cheese.

Erin, I'm so impressed.

Yay. Yeah, that's good.

This is perfection.

It might be one of the top three
sections I've ever had. Really? Yeah,

good. This is amazing. It warms the
first shoulder.

Oh, my God. Yay.

What's exactly what we want to eat in
the morning? What the f*** is shakshuka?

It's like runny eggs and tomato sauce.

So you didn't put any sauce, right?

A little sauce.

Shakshuka and Israeli dish.

Growing up in an Israeli family, we cook
a lot.

That's, like, actually how we hang out.
And I have not met one person who does

not like my shakshuka. What's
everybody's plan for Thanksgiving?

My in -laws are in town from L .A.

It's going to be interesting.

California.

Love it.

You're going to see your whole family,
right? Yeah, I'm going to go see my

family. I'll be here.

You'll be here? Yeah, that'd be nice.
Who cooks?

So I usually host, which I'm not doing
this year. I'm very happy I'm not doing

it. So Abe's mom.

How long are you doing this? Yeah, like
10 minutes left.

Oh. Is that nice?

Did I, like, drop by?

On and out?

Dropping by on and out? Yeah.

I would love that.

I remember I had, like, a real family.

It didn't feel like a real family? Yeah,
no.

No. No, but I'd love an overbearing
mother -in -law. But you would love an

overbearing mother -in -law? 100%. Wow.
I always wanted a mom and a dad. That's

why I'm friends with all my exes and
their family. You know what?

I grew up in Indiana with my brother and
my sister, and my parents weren't

really in the picture, but my mom's mom
legally adopted us, so she's mom to me.

If you fell in love with somebody, who
would be the first person you'd want to

introduce them to?

My brother. Or my nieces.

You don't have a parental figure
anymore?

No. That would be your grandma.

I've always known that, like, Brynn had
a really rough history, but I didn't

realize it was this bad.

And it's heartbreaking, because you
could tell that she's upset about it.

Brynn, so you're going to London?

Mm -hmm.

For just a week?

I go by myself sometimes.

I'll probably go with Gideon the Brit.

He's the third ex -fiancé, and we're
consciously uncoupled.

Gideon is my third ex -fiancé.

I'm not married, so obviously I don't
have it all figured out.

Also, I think had I been married, I
would have just been on my third divorce

now. So statistically, I'm actually
setting myself up for success because I

never want to get a divorce.

Gideon is so sweet.

He's amazing.

He's a big guy. I know.

Kitty, I wish you would get with us. I
don't know why. So cute.

Jewish. Nice Jewish guy.

So cute.

He looks at you with like stars in his
eyes. They all do.

Now I'm not close with most any of my
relatives.

And I so badly want to have a family of
my own and traditions and a place to go.

So there are times when I'll call up
some ex and be like, what are you doing?

You know, it's band -aids. It's painful.

It's hard.

There's a 20 % chance I might marry him.
It's increasing.

The recession, inflation, etc.

Highs, lows, buys, sells.

Uba, you eating with a knife is making
me very uncomfortable.

Just to show, just to show people like
where I'm at.

Yeah, I mean, the energy was very
interesting.

All right, let's go.

I'm not done with my food. I'm sorry.

You can't leave a lady alone.

A lady? She eats with a knife.

Time to go home, bitches.

Pack up your...

I'm

ready. I'm like fully ready.

Jessa really can't wait to get out of
here.

I cannot wait to get the f*** out of
here. You know the cartoon with Bugs

or whatever the f*** it is?

What is it? The Roadrunner. I am the
Roadrunner.

Beep beep. Okay, bye Jessa. Love you.
Bye, love you. Love you. Bye. Have a

Thanksgiving. I'll see you in the city.

Thank you for having us.

Oh God.

I'm not going to lie, I still feel a
little trepidatious, but I mean, I would

on another girl's trip. Thank you so
much. Goodbye. I think I'd give it like

five. Are we grading letter grades? If
it's a letter grade, like a C.

Erin, you've been amazing.

You sure?

You didn't really feed me much, but...
Oh, God.

I tried to feed you, but you didn't like
shakshuka, so... Thank you. Oh, you

know my initials are BMW.

Bring Ray Whitfield. She always has some
random sh... Bye, y 'all. Bye.

Bye.

I mean, it was really fun, but it wasn't
particularly relaxing.

I was on for three days straight.

I feel like I'm going from one set of
children to another. So I really didn't

get any sort of break. The break will be
my car ride home.

Do you mind if we stop at Provisions? Do
you know where that is? I'll give you

the address.

Girls gotta eat.

Coming up.

I just feel alone.

But you have so many friends here.

I know, but I don't have my mom. I know.

Okay.

Okay.

I grew up in the real estate business.
Both my parents are in real estate. My

father flipped and developed, and my
mother actually sold three Lincoln

I need to get a plant like this. It's so
cute. It's pink. Back when I was

little, I remember coloring in, like,
the conference room while she was

to, like, Tom Clancy and Brad Pitt and
Gwyneth Paltrow, and we'd go to the

ballet after. Like, that was my
childhood.

How you doing? It looks so good in here.

But we have a lot of work to do because
Dylan's moving in today.

Growing up with parents in real estate
was a very natural segue for me to do

same. So by the time I was 19, I got my
real estate license. And by the time I

was 23, I had sold four buildings on
site. And I joined Eklund Gomes with

Frederick Eklund's team five years ago.

Yeah,

I don't want it in the middle. Let's do
two.

Two.

As much as I love selling real estate,
my real passion was in the construction

and design of the unit. And a light bulb
went off to start Homegirl, which is my

business that designs properties for my
clients, but also for increasing

property value.

Let me come over there.

I do my squats. I do my squats.

Wealthy people, even if they can lose
money on their...

renovation they don't want to it makes
you look stupid oh great i bought this

apartment for three million dollars i
put four million into it and now i'm

with what nothing like that doesn't make
sense so i bring the scent is it the

right height because i think we can
adjust the feet i work really hard and i

still somehow have time for family and
friends but dealing with the things i

have to deal with on a daily basis makes
me really intolerant when it comes to

bullshit wow bravo

Looks really good.

Knock,

knock.

Hi. Hi. I'll take your coat. Okay,
thanks, love.

How was Miami?

Oh, it was so much fun. It was good to
get away from the salon and just relax a

little bit. Yeah. Okay. All right.

It was a little washy -washy. Yeah? I
had a couple events.

Didn't do anything with it. It's greasy.

How do you want it to be styled? Your
regular style?

Like this. Very effortless? Yeah. Okay.
Just chill.

There's a lot of hair.

Not down there, up here.

And it's hard to manage. I go to the
hair salon every week, and like the

to six hours that it takes to straighten
my hair from beginning to end, it's a

lot. I love your curly texture.

It's so not consistent.

I haven't had a relaxer in probably
eight years, ten years.

Yeah. I wish I could go back in time
and, like, I guess not ever start...

Relaxing your hair?

Yeah, but, like, I had to when we were
little.

Like, it was such a... Because, like, my
grandma, she was white, so she didn't,

you know, raising three biracial kids.
And then my hair was, like... Do you

remember Rudy Huxtable?

Yeah. When she'd wear her hair down and
it was...

I have pictures like literally this big.
It would come out to here. That was my

hair. And so my poor grandma, she like
didn't know how to figure it out. I

go to school and the kids would make fun
of me. I went to an all white school in

Indiana. My mom's mom raised me. My
mom's white. My dad's black.

My father, his family, never in the
picture. So I definitely missed out on,

think, having the support and exposure
to like a.

strong black community.

So my grandma, she worked as a unit
secretary in a hospital in South Bend.

And one of her best friends there was
this lovely black woman. And she was

you have to take the girl to my hair
salon.

My grandma was like, okay. And then
basically every week, Saturday mornings,

grandma would drop me off at Bradley's
in the morning.

And then my little ass would stay there
all day.

And it was like the best.

The black hair salon is known as a
community, right?

It was important. Like, that was my only
exposure to the black community, to

black women. Yeah. And I saw, like, how
beautiful black women were, how strong

they were, how funny they were. And
doing that literally every weekend for,

like, a decade.

I love it.

Thank God for it. Yeah. You know? Yeah.
It was amazing.

Yeah. Growing up, I was embarrassed
sometimes admitting that I was black. I

didn't know.

how it would be received.

It was nice then going to the beauty
salon because then that was my one

exposure. And it's funny, my grandma, I
think, was just taking me there to make

my life and her life easier.

Little did she know that actually that
had a massive impact.

I think I'm going to wear, I think my
40s, I'm going to wear curly.

You have the face for it.

I know, I want to look like a lion.

Well, you do have a lot of hair and I
love it. I have so much hair. It is very

beautiful. Thank you.

Coming up.

Jeff will say anything about me.

She said, I just got carried away and I
felt like the cackling hags were ganging

up on me.

Cackling hags?

Hello?

Thank you for coming. My pleasure.

I'm excited to see you. You look
beautiful.

What can I get you? Sparkling water,
please.

Of course.

I met Kathleen on a charity event, and
they were boxing to raise money.

I was like, whoa, she's so fearless.

She's more than a mentor. She's a very
good friend.

Your place looks great.

Right? Yeah.

It's a little bit of this, a little bit
of that. It's just my personality,

right? She's very strong -minded,
feminist, and very passionate because

this attribute that I like to be around
and learn from her. Thank you so much

for coming over.

To take UberHot to the next level, we
need someone who's going to hold our

and be like, okay, watch out, there's a
snake there, step to the step, do this.

But you know what?

What I need you to help me is to
understand why it's so hard for me to

I don't know, maybe it's because of the
job that I have, my pre -job as being a

model, because there's never free lunch.

I don't think you can think of it that
way, though. You're offering equity.

You're offering them an opportunity to
be there for the growth of this company.

Yeah. I want an investor to help Uber
Hot expand faster.

This is going to be my third production,
but I also don't want to have an

investor to tell me what to do.

So what exactly is bothering you about
going out to get investors?

I don't understand.

I think the way I was raised, like, if
you're on the side of a business,

your uncle might help you.

It's never like alone.

There's a lot of community help in my
culture.

But you don't have that community around
you anymore. You're on your own.

Yeah. And you've done an amazing job of
being a very, very strong woman all on

your own, but you're not surrounded by
family here anymore.

Yeah.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I just feel alone.

But you have so many friends here.

I know, but I don't have my mom. I know.

I know.

Every time I had a problem, every time I
was stuck somewhere.

You called her.

Growing up with a mother like mine, she
was the boss.

She's the breadwinner of my family. She
was the one who taught me everything was

possible. I'm so grateful for that.

My mom passed December 2012.

It's my mom.

Oh, my God.

For people who have their mothers, make
sure you're in a very good term with

them. Because when they're gone...

So, like, right now, with this investor
problem, like, I just... What would she

tell you? She would tell, get the money,
go!

You did this! Like, you... She would
tell you, invest in yourself, and that's

what you're doing, right?

Yeah, yeah.

We don't want to waste that progress.
Now you have to keep going.

Seriously, this, like, next six months
is your real crunch time.

Oof, it's, uh... I'm going to do it.

And you just need a little push. And if
your mother was here, she'd be pushing

you. But now you got me.

I'll live in Uberville forever as a
dedicated citizen.

But there's a lot of love in Uberville.
It's a little chaos.

The schedule is like all over the place.
But there's a lot of love.

Rio making his own pizza? He loves
making pizza. I know, but then he makes,

like, spaghetti sauce all over it.

Okay, where am I grating this? Because I
know there's rules to your cheese

grating.

This contraption doesn't work.

It does. You just don't know what you're
doing. No, I don't. That's why I don't

grate the cheese.

So, anyway, I tell you, I was talking to
Brynn, and she has absolutely no family

around the holidays, and I just felt
really bad because I know how that

She has no one.

I just relate to Brynn because I know
what it feels like to not have family

around. And it feels lonely. It feels
isolating.

So I understand why she just gets up and
leaves or always wants to go on a trip

with a friend.

She just reminds me a lot of myself
before I got with you. She had a very

upbringing, grew up with food stamps,
didn't have a lot.

No, it's like you. Yeah. Yeah.

I would love to do a Friendsgiving.

Can you open this? To have more of a
family setting, what do you think if I

the Friendsgiving here?

Of course.

And, like, invite all the girls over,
and it would just be like a

Are you down? Okay, hold on. Is this
who's coming? Oh, yeah, I don't think I

should invite you. Oh, really?

I'm not a friend?

No.

Have you told her about this? No, let's
call her and tell her right now. Where

is my cellular phone?

What's going on? Hello.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Thank you. So I was thinking, why don't
we do a Friendsgiving, and we're going

to call it Brinsgiving.

And we can do it at my house.

Stop it.

Wouldn't that be fun? Oh, I would
literally love to do that. I'll come

and, like, help you and get my help.

You'll just sit around and drink my Dom
Perignon?

I'll distract you to drink your alcohol
and then play with your kids.

We could just, like, mask it, all of our
feelings with alcohol.

I think it's a really great idea.

There you go. See, I got your back, boo.

Zai is absolutely a tough cookie, but I
always tell Zai she has a soft spot for

me. I always try to hug her, even though
she hates hugs.

But it's things like this. I'm like,
see, you're a sweet, thoughtful little

sweetie pie.

So it's nice to not just have a
Friendsgiving, but one specifically in

I hope there's going to be a parade.

Okay, so I'm going to invite everyone.

How are we feeling about Erin's house?
Like, what was Jethro cranky about?

Something was, like, very, very off. I
love that you think I was complaining.

We're not thinking you were complaining.

And the Wi -Fi. That was it.

What are you talking about? You couldn't
stand the gift that she gave you. Oh,

my God.

I learned a lot about Jessel. I mean, I
learned that her vagina is on a drought.

And you know what? Maybe that's what's
wrong.

Let's ask David his opinion.

As a man, I have no idea what it's like
to have a child, let alone two.

So I think you guys should take it easy
on her because you only have so much

energy to give.

Aren't you horny?

Okay, well, maybe not. Maybe she's
exhausted.

It's twins.

My twins are birthed.

If they could get a 24 -hour, 48 -hour,
just the two of them, out of the

house, a different environment. I think
that's a really good idea. We should try

and plan that.

david's great i'm like he'll come in
with this rational object like you guys

come on and it just puts everything in
perspective i think that's what david

psy have an absolutely amazing
relationship it's like a good yin and

they just match each other they're great
you guys can have your friends giving

and they can have their dirty giving all
right there we go yeah yeah i like that

coming up your tone of voice sometimes

is not

The most... That's the right word.

So you're calling me a bitch?

You got this one.

You got the blue one. What do you do
with them?

Where's Rio?

Hey, Rio?

Rio?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Why do you... is going there?

What's in there?

I'm so excited for the boys to go to
preschool.

I wake up and I'm working from home and
so is Puppet. And I have one twin on

this leg. He has one twin on the other
leg.

You have to sing Wheels on the Bus and
do the actions every five minutes. You

know, it's impossible to get anything
done.

All right.

They're going to have a great walk. By
the way, I signed them up for early

decision at Montessori.

But is Montessori the right decision for
them?

You can tell the caliber of people that
go to that school. The open house was

very elevated.

I mean, they had a charcuterie board and
wine.

That was a great experience for the
first introduction to the Montessori

I agree.

Exactly. But that's for the parents.

It's the beginning of their educational
foray into the world. And, you know,

it's not just about where they go to
school. It's about who they're

with, who you're friends with, their
parents. It sets the tone for

But Pavit will always push for the
cheapest option.

He wants to send them to public school.

We're paying for them to water plants,
sweep the floor, eat lunch, and take a

two -hour nap.

Yeah.

That's what they're going to do, even if
you go to any school.

We should also explore other
opportunities.

You're such a cheapass.

But I was also thinking, spending time
in the Hamptons.

Do we want to rent in the Hamptons for
the summer? It'll be really fun for the

boys. You want to recreate your Hamptons
week with the girls. I don't want to

recreate any of that trip.

I was a sacrificial lamb.

So what happened exactly then? It
started off by me saying it was cold.

like, everyone said it was cold.

Your tone of voice sometimes has the
potential to turn people the wrong way.

came off the wrong way like you always
kind of do sometimes.

What do you mean?

always kind of do perfect you're
supposed to like support me yes but how

support you when your tone of voice
sometimes is not the most

what's the right word so you're calling
me a bitch i will never say that

potential tendencies in your tone you
just call me a bitch

Oh, my God.

You're gross.

Oh, my God. They're not coming off.

She's going to take my house.

After going to Jenna's apartment in its
pristine condition with, like, candles

and the beautiful bar and the big
island, I'm like...

I have sticky hands all throughout my
ceiling.

Hi. How are you? I like that you're
giving me stomach. Thank you.

I mean, I want my home to look good
because she's judgy. Do you want some

coffee? I made coffee. You sure? I want
you to do this. Hold on. This is the

mug. Oh, my God.

It's from the 80s. It's my mom.

Wait, seriously?

And now it's for you. Your mom had this?

This is my mom's, yeah. But wait, what
happens when you drink it? No, this is a

creamer. I can't drink coffee. Well,
yeah, but that's why there's a hole in

Wait, that's so cute. Wait, can we do
it? Can we, like, try it? I've never

it.

Here we go.

Oh, my God, it's so cute. I love it.

I'm trying to imagine if she actually
ever used it as a mug, because it would

just, like, go. I don't really know how
that would work, but she clearly doesn't

have as much experience with boobs.

Okay, wait, before I forget.

I have something I brought for you.

I went shopping. Oh, you don't have to
get me anything.

Jess and I went to Suzy Condi and got
you a little thank you for hosting us at

your house, which was something I would
never do.

What are you going to get Aaron? I mean,
I thought this was really cute, but I

might be a little bit too strange.

I don't ever want to take this off. In
fact, I'm not. We don't have to.

We can just hang out.

Don't ever expect to come to my house.
I'm going to open it later so that I

don't. Okay.

Then if you're like, I don't like it,
then I won't know.

We don't have to have a repeat
performance.

Exactly.

I apologize profusely to Jenna, and I
told Jenna this the other day. If you

a problem with me, I would just really
love it if you come to me. If you ever

something really lame again, I'll come
and talk to you. Just be like, Jekyll,

you idiot, you a -hole, you insensitive
bitch. Thank you for giving me

permission. I'll just come at you.

You know, I wish we had had that
conversation from the very beginning.

Aaron and Cy ended up involving the
entire group. I would have just expected

to be a little bit more adult, in a way.

So you're calling them children?

No, I'm not calling them children.

I did call them cackling old hags,
though.

I just didn't appreciate how I think
everyone sort of got involved, and it

like a bunch of, like, crazy cackling
hags.

Okay. Did they both say anything about
me? Tell me.

You could tell me. I'm not going to say
anything to her. She might have

mentioned we were sitting at Suzie
Condon's shopping.

And she said, I just got carried away
and I felt like the cackling hags were

ganging up on me.

Cackling hags? I don't know where she
got that.

No, you can't steal the coke.

You can't steal the... What is that?

I can hear the cackling. Of course you
can.

You didn't yell at her. We were just
like, say sorry. It's not nice.

You have children. You know what it's
like. If you feel... So you're comparing

her to a child. No, no, no. I'm
saying...

What I'm saying is the empathy towards
someone when they're struggling.

If I feel like I did something wrong or
I'm ashamed of it, sometimes it's harder

to then, like, I'm mad at myself, so
then I, like, I get weird.

Like, I think she was struggling. I can
be empathetic to that. She's just so

different than me.

I think that she was catered to a lot,
probably.

It's possible.

I like Jessel. I know that she means
well, but I think she's saying things

without thinking and doesn't quite
realize how they come off. I don't think

there's a mean vote in her body.

I think she's trying too hard.

Just the stuff that went on between her
and her husband, they haven't talked

about it. I think that says a lot.

Things she needs to get.

It's like the other thing that came up
when they were asking about our, like,

sex life.

The married with kids tax.

What is the marriage with kids tax?

Oh, when you're married with a kid, sex
life? Eh.

There's not free time for us to
literally do anything except... Eat and

Eat and sleep? Eat and sleep. Yeah, I
know.

I mean, hello.

Why aren't you concerned?

Puppet does not give two shits about
what people think. I'm a little bit more

sensitive, and I think that we've been
in this whirlwind of baby land, and I

realize that now is the time to start
prioritizing this and get back into the

bedroom.

I want to do a staycation in New York
and get, like, a hotel.

We'll remove the tax on your marriage.

We need to get you laid.

Coming up.

Hi, I'm Koenig. I'm the chef here
tonight.

Oh, we're going to love it. Oh, yeah.
Please marry.

Oh, okay, never mind.

See you later.

Okay. Hi.

Hey. So happy you're here.

I'm so excited. Can I have a drink?

Yeah, sure.

So I'm doing like a little friend giving
for my friend. Her name is Brynn. And,

you know, she didn't have anybody to
spend the holidays with. Oh, wow. So I

thought it would be really nice to get
together and kind of do something and

up here. And we all, you know, just have
a good time.

Well, we're going to make sure she's
enjoying it and having a good time.

All right, so what are we expecting for
appetizers?

So we have fried potato chips.

I'm like, can I eat them now? They look
so good.

Yeah. We have stuffed mushrooms.

We have the salmon and the sniper.

Perfect. I will never let anyone starve
at my house.

Aaron, I love hosting.

Hosting is my jam.

I feed people.

I started working out again this week,
so it's day three.

A little bit heavy, but I think you're
good. I can do it. I can do it. Thank

so much.

What up?

Shot, shot, shot.

Happy Thanksgiving. Where should I put
all this champagne?

I love your shoes.

I know. And they're coming off
immediately. I know. You know the drill

I love this. Thank you. I feel like it
really does justice on my boots. It

It does.

Right? Hello. Hey, how are you? Hi. OK,
so this is my friend.

Hi, I'm Koenig. I'm the chef here
tonight.

So we're making sure you go into, like,
everything and.

Oh, we're going to love it. Oh, yeah.
He's married.

Oh, OK, never mind. I'll get a drink.

You got to tell me quicker.

The chef's hot, and I love a man that
can cook because I can cook.

Maybe that's why I'm not married yet.

Nonetheless, I always got to add.

Are you married?

Actually, I am.

I'm sorry. There's no single men here
for you. Okay.

Grab a drink. We can sit in the living
room until everyone gets here.

You look adorable.

Doesn't she look amazing?

Okay. Welcome to Brinsgiving. Welcome to
Brinsgiving. Here, let me put this

down. Come in, baby.

Can you make her a mocktail? Yeah,
definitely.

Hi, there. Hi, hi. Hi, welcome.

Hi, sweetheart.

We love your dress. Thank you so much.
Did you see the back?

Oh. She's cute, right?

Ladies, mocktail it.

How is it?

Oh, it's good.

Trying to check out my boobs over here.
Oh, please. That's my specialty.

This is perfect for me. Check out your
boobs. I can see everything.

Okay, great.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Fine. Come on in. I'm so happy you're
here.

Oh, my God. I actually didn't even put
on a perfume.

Hi, welcome. Oh, hi.

I have little slippers in there. And I
also brought something to make them.

Oh, here. I'm going to do that first.

Can I actually try that? Yeah. Thank you
so much. We can try it together because

it's a new recipe.

Wow. Try that.

Once I pop, I can't stop.

No, you have to try. It's fine a little
bit.

Oh,

I love when you are sparkling.

Hi, Thanksgiving.

Hello. Oh, okay. Where do I get this? Do
you need help getting out of this

outfit as well?

Do you need help with this? Yes, I do. I
saw you in the YFL late. Oh, that I

needed a lot of help getting out of.

This is no joke. I'm stuck in a vinyl.

I'm like, oh my God, you look so
beautiful. My hair is like frizzy.

Hi. Welcome to Friendsgiving.

Welcome.

You look so cute.

Happy Thanksgiving. You look beautiful.

Hi. I'm so happy you're here.

What are you doing with your shoes on? I
have to take them off? Of course.

There was a PSA.

FYI. I put it in the test.

I warned everyone.

Whatever you're walking on in New York
City is not to come into my house. I

don't know. Maybe Erin has, like, feet
fungus.

I would never make people take the shoes
off. It's, like, part of the look.

And especially from the look girl
herself.

Hi. Oh, my God. Hi.

Come in.

How are you? This is it. Thank you so
much. Oh, my goodness.

Hi. Hi.

Welcome to Friendsgiving. We're giving
away. Who are you?

Roddy.

It was a very emotional day being at my
grandmother's memorial.

the matriarch of our family.

A memorial in Jewish culture means we
bring her to the grave site and bury

Also, she died alone.

Oh, I'm so sorry. It's fine. I don't
want to leave Debbie Downer here. My

grandmother was 94, but it happened
really fast.

She went into hospice, and she died
within 24 hours.

So it's still hard.

I didn't know, so that's really
unfortunate.

I hope that today went well, though.
Yeah, it was fun.

Bye.

Oh, my God, thank you.

Good as it can go.

The missing chip is what bothers me
about Jethro. Yeah, I had so much fun.

Thanks for asking. It was a great
success in a dandy old time.

I have to use the restroom real quick,
Si. These chips are so good.

It's so awkward. Very weird, the whole
thing.

That was just, like, weird.

Wait, did you tell him about what she
called us after the Hamptons?

Why am I always going to have to find
out? Jethro called Si and I cackling

hacks. What's that mean?

What is cock -a -doodle -doo?

What is cock -a -doodle -doo?

How's that cock -a -doodle -doo?

Cute thing.

Cock -a -doodle -doo.

Cock -a -doodle -doo.

Cock -a -doodle -doo.

That's the one where I never want to go.

Coming up.

There was, like, abuse and neglect and,
like, I wasn't picked up for, like, six

days or my diaper wasn't changed, like.

Cock -a -doodle -doo.

That's where I never want to go. We are
cackling.

What do you mean?

Cackling, haggling.

But old, haggling. You know what
hagglings are?

Old, gross.

I don't think there's anything down
there.

Wait, where?

No,

cackling is laughing.

It's not like a man's ball. Cackling is
a word for laughing, but it's kind of

derogatory. Like a witch.

What does cackling hag mean in slang?

To laugh in a loud, harsh way.

Witch. Cackling. Oh, she actually had a
word witch. I can't stand the word

witch. Jethro, come on, girl.

Why would she do that? I don't think she
meant it the way it's getting taken,

honestly. I really don't. I really
don't.

I know.

Say what you mean. If you're going to
say it, mean it. I'm going to tell me

I'm a cackling hag.

I'd never say it to your face.

I obviously shared that information, but
I have no desire to, like, throw the

pot.

Literally,

I have no idea.

That's called old lady brain.

I just realized, like, why are we all
sitting here? Do you want to sit down

eat? Yeah.

Look at this table size.

It's gorgeous. I'm sorry, I didn't have
a runner, so I just used branches.

Oh, my God. I love. Oh, my God. Do we
have a signed seat?

No. Hi.

Where can I sit? I'm so happy to
celebrate with Brynn. Like, even though

was hard for me, it's worth it for me to
come and have a Brynn's giving and just

have a happy time with her.

It's Thanksgiving, but thank you to Cy
for having us. Thank you to Cy. Thank

you, everybody, for coming. This is like
something for Brynn that I wanted to

put together because, you know, you
expressed to us why, you know,

and the holidays at Aaron's house and,
you know, you're not having family, so.

How are you doing? Are you good?

Let it out. I don't want to do it.

We can't talk about any of that today.

I'm sorry, we can't. Later.

Uh -uh, no.

I can't. Absolutely not.

It's a Brinsgiving.

She always gets super emotional about,
like, talking about the holidays.

I'm kind of like family. I do, but most
of them are assholes.

I get why it's so difficult for you. And
I feel like Thanksgiving is probably

the hardest.

Yeah, it's the one thing where you're
supposed to, like, especially in the U

.S., it's like family and coming
together and everything. And it's just,

what it reminds me of.

Just share.

Okay.

My mom had me, my brother, and my sister
when we were, she was a teenager.

She had her own shoes and stuff. And
then my father, older.

The only time that my brother and sister
and I lived with my parents was the

first six months of my life.

And we lived in like, you know, like
Section 8 housing, whatever. It wasn't a

good situation.

We were poor.

Welfare, food stamps, everything.

They got into some trouble.

I mean, it was more so my dad doing all
that stuff.

And the bad stuff was, like, super,
super stuff.

You were how old at that time? Six
months.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I think it's fine if we talk about how
hurt I was.

Because I'm so obsessed and, like,
focused on the fact that the two people

were supposed to love me didn't.

Or couldn't.

Couldn't. That didn't. There was, like,
abuse and neglect and, like...

I wasn't picked up for like six days or
my diaper wasn't changed.

Next

time

on The Real Housewives of New York City.

Rocks on rocks on rocks on rocks.

I wore this for the White House when I
got to meet the Obamas and take a

with them. I would not sell that.

I don't have time for, like, fake
friends.

She's the most confusing person I've
ever met. Yeah. Can't say anything to

Jekyll. Everyone's, like, walking on
eggshells with her. She doesn't own

anything that she does. Oh, my goodness.

Wow. This is a lot of fashion going on
here. Need a drink.

Did Jenna tell you she had an event
tonight? She said she had an event at

house. We just FaceTimed her, and she's
like, I'm decorating my Christmas tree.

It's Jenna Lyons. Not Jenna Lyons.

Emphasis L -I -E.