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Previously on The Real Housewives of New
York City. We did a test last night for

COVID, and we tested positive today.
Since Sonia had COVID, none of us have

really seen each other in a while.

I'm like a nervous Nelly. I feel like
I'm entertaining a boyfriend or

It's just the girls.

And I think it would be just nice to be
under one roof and just all hang out

together. I've never had a Galentine's
Day.

Isn't this nice? This is really, really
lovely.

You ready to play Pin the Tail on Harry?

Three out of five of us had dipped our
toe in the Harry pot? I can't. Hold it.

Hold it.

Oh, my God.

What, what? She calling? Harry's
calling.

Only on my phone or your phone? Your
phone. Harry Doobin doesn't call me.

just friends. Oh, my God. Harry Doobin's
calling. We're just friends.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Okay, come on. This is so funny. Answer.

Answer here. Oh, my God.

Hey, Gary.

What are you doing?

Oh, I'm just, you know, hanging around,
having a little glass of wine.

You know. You're drunk.

Totally.

I don't think he has that much money
either, though. He doesn't have enough

money for me.

I am at my house with my girlfriend,
having a little... Like, Ramona might

more money than him. His women are,
like, thirsting over him. Because they

know. He's familiar, then. Community,
then. You know? He's a f*** boy.

He's like a 60 -something -year -old
f*** boy.

I cannot believe Harry called at this
very moment. Oh, we know you tried to

face with Ramona. Actually, I saw you.

No, Harry and I are just friends. We
love each other. Oh, yeah, just friends

like all you other friends.

Yes.

Yes,

and I told Sonia how much you miss her
and how much you love her.

Harry,

it's not that I don't still love you. I
just don't want to be around you. You're

toxic. You have had sex with Luann.
You're trying to have sex with Ramona.

we're not having sex.

He's fine.

Sweetheart, you need to find a nice guy.

Well, you were a nice guy until you
cheated on me, and then you started with

my girlfriends. That was 20 years ago.

That was 30 years ago. All right, I'll
speak to you later. I love you, I love

you, I love you. Oh, yes, she loves you.
Bye, I love you. She just wants to

invite you to Harry. That was so weird.

Weird.

You are working it, Ramona. That was so
random.

Do I buy that Ramona is friends with
lots of guys and she doesn't hook up?

We got to take it because Sonia is very
angry.

Do I buy that she's friends with Harry
and doesn't hook up at all?

No. Why would you not date him? Let me
ask you that. Yeah, what's going on now?

I have a lot of male gay friends, and
he's like a male godfriend.

There's only one thing to do with Harry,
and that's to get down and get dirty.

And we all know Ramona don't have time
just to be friends with a man.

Especially after a deep kiss like that.

Can we stop talking about Harry? Yeah,
let's stop. Thank you. Okay, let's go

around and talk about our...

Best and worst sexual experiences.

Oh, God.

Oh, I got my worst.

Oh, you got a good one. I had this great
boyfriend in high school. He's the

first man I had intercourse with or made
love with.

Wait, but he didn't want to do it. I had
made him. I'm like, I'm ready. He goes,

you sure? Like, I wanted it. He didn't.
So I was madly in love with Jeff.

Now I'm at FIT College. Right. And I
wanted another experience.

Oh, my God, nothing changed. So you
cheated on Jeff. It's all good. You

some new dick.

But then we went out. I don't know how
many dates. So now I finally sleep over.

I'm telling you, his penis was, like,
erect.

It was, like, not even as big as my
thumb. So I go, God's punishing me. I'm

cheating on my girlfriend.

You know what? He was. I'm cheating. God
was punishing her. You got the short

end of the stick. He gave you seconds.

This is rich coming from Ramona. Now,
when I said she could take a big dick,

freaked out on me. I just heard you say
you could take a big dick.

Did she not say I can take a big penis?
No.

And now, we all know the truth.

OK, who's next?

She had the shittiest experience ever.
She spent a lot of time on this guy just

to get to the root of it. Yeah, because
he was so perfectly tall.

Gorgeous. Spoke five languages. Oh, wow.
We know that turns you on. Very

sophisticated. Great job, et cetera, et
cetera. Checking off all the boxes. And,

like, after ten dates, he's not, like,
touching me or, like, really... Oh,

that's a warning sign. Kissing, yes. But
nothing further than that. Right? So

I'm like, what's going on? Maybe he just
likes to be slow or go about things

slow. So I tell him about this erotic
dream that I had, figuring... And we

in Aspen. Luke.

And in the dream, I'm like kissing him
and then I'm kissing him all over his

body, you know, and I'm rubbing myself
on you kind of thing. And I'm telling

that I'm laying down in bed next to him.
And so I was doing with my hands what I

was telling him was the story.

No. He was impotent.

You should be hard as a rock. It just
didn't happen. That's the deal breaker.

Without sex?

Yeah. I think Luann, out of all of us,
is the best.

Out of all of us, she's the best lover
without a doubt. No, I think she's very

sensual. She's got WAP energy.

I guess my worth is similar.

This guy looks like a chocolate Adonis.
Just fine as... Yeah.

Smart in the class, which I find very
attractive. Of course you do. You know

what I mean?

Top of the class.

This is in New Orleans. So, sexy city.
Oh, yeah.

Tipsy, knocking him back. Oh, yeah. He
comes back to my place.

I didn't get to...

To have a preview. A preview of what?
Oh, you always have to have a preview.

I didn't get to see anything. I dance
with a guy.

Sonya knows how to get a preview. Uh
-oh, here we go. Ebony, I dance with a

And I go like that.

I love his hair. If I don't feel the up
and the heart.

And I don't like the way he smells,
which I love.

What is this? Your skin is beautiful.
Oh, boy.

Your boobs are amazing.

Okay, so if I'm dancing with a guy and I
don't feel something rise to the

occasion, I'm like, who am I to question
the Sonia Morgan methodology?

I support it wholeheartedly. And then it
was like, boom, boom, done.

Oh, man.

I think you have to do Stoney's rule,
get close and dance. If you have a big

heart on them, then you don't. Eliminate
them. My best sex stories are with men

I really connect with and who have been
romantic with me. Period. That's it. It

starts here in the mind. So we want to
hear about a specific experience. And

guys, they're all visual, so you've got
to show them the melons. You've got to

show them the bowling balls. So what is
your specific one, though? I like a guy

when you can't even get up.

Sex in the elevator, sex on your plate.
Like, put you up on the wall, turn you

sideways.

We're talking about your best romantic
lover. I'm talking about that. I like

doggy. Whatever.

Ramona loves that. I love all positions.

This is Ramona being Ramona. And maybe
the reason why she gets so triggered by

me talking about dick or whatever is
because she wants to be doing it herself

but feels like she cannot.

Leah, how many people have you shown
your new breast to?

They're not ready right now.

Well, I have these things.

Look. Oh.

Can I see that again?

Your boobs have really settled in. Wow.
I was talking shit about them. I was

saying they were up here.

Wow. She can't believe I did this.

I'm having a Leah bonding moment. This
woman has come a long way. I remember

when she would wear underwear up to here
and get upset when I brought it up. Now

she's flashing her boobs with pasties.
Who knew?

It's like, you know, she has the best
boobs.

I have good boobs in my bra.

Oh, I have my ugly bra. I'm sorry. Thank
you for this gift.

It's kind of fun. I think you have to
put them on now.

I'm going to go put them on. Just do it.
I can't promise I'm going to show them,

but I'll try. You don't have to.

You have nice boobs at home. Yeah, you
did see them some.

You have some nice grown -ass women
boobs. They're grown -ass women boobs.

Oh, my God.

I mean, he has some grown -ass women
boobs. Oh, he's so funny.

Who can you get naked with? Come on.

All right, I'll do it. Can you place
them? Yeah, let's go.

All right, don't just try to stick the
decal on. Get romantic.

Don't be all like, just let me get the
job done.

All right, go.

Oh, let me just stick it on.

Be nice to me. That's good.

Nice move, right?

You have great breath.

COVID changed me. And of course, those
two tequila shots didn't hurt.

You look amazing.

We actually look really hot, right?

All right, so I kind of can't believe I
actually did this.

But you know what? I took a look in the
mirror. The girls look pretty all right.

And then with some rhinestones, you know
I'm a sucker for crystals. So I'm here

for it.

take it for granted because some people
don't have good boobs.

We got good boobs.

It's jointed.

You got a nice butt, singer.

Coming up.

Wow. How did your pasty get on your
opening?

Oh, jeez. I think this one is yours,
actually.

I don't know.

I think I lost my voice.

You outdid yourself.

It was so much fun.

Ebony. Good morning.

Good morning.

How are you?

Yeah, I took like six of those. Three.

I took three when I went to bed, and I
still didn't sleep.

Oh, man.

Last night was interesting.

You know, last night was really fun.

It really was.

I can't believe Ramona went topless with
pasties, and it was her

idea. What I can't believe is that I did
it, too.

That's actually what I can't believe.

I was shocked Ebony took off her top,
because remember when we first met her,

she was very, like, you know, lawyer
-like. Pretty much proper.

And now she's like... Well, you know
what? She's doing what we do. She just

right in with us, and it worked, and it
was fun.

I was thinking how much fun we had
talking about our sex stories. We didn't

get to twist her or any of the games.

Well, there's always tonight.

But then identity swap.

I know. But wait, so you think Lou has
me?

I think everyone got me. Like a literal
flip -flop.

Yeah, exactly.

I've got my entire Ramona get -up ready
to go, plasma included.

All I need is a diaper.

I think this will be fun. I definitely
want somebody to roast me. I can't wait

to go full throttle the Countess. Lou
has a great life. She's full of

personality, she's full of drama, honey,
and she's full of glamour. Those are

some of my favorite things. I can't wait
for it. So we have the Greek restaurant

today.

Oop, was it Oopa? Is that what they say?

Oopa? Oopa.

I think it's Oopa.

But I'm not sure. I don't know. All
right, I'm going to let you get ready,

Yeah, I need to take a shower, you know.
I'll see you in a little bit.

Who are we waiting for? No one. You.

Just you.

I think we're here. I need fresh air.

There we go.

Thank you, sir.

I'm hungry. Hi, welcome to Calista. How
are you? Coming out of the cold.

Oh, it's so nice to be in a restaurant.

So what we're trying to do here is
transport you to Mika Notes for the

afternoon. I love it. So come on in. Oh,
my God. We're going to be in Mika

Notes. We're going to choose from some
fish.

You have to ditch yourself.

Yay. Oh, this is going to be nice.

This is great. I am ready, Eddie.

I will have an Aperol Spritzer. This is
my kind of shit.

Oh, you're making lamb. Oh, I love lamb.

Thank you, Garth, for making this
fabulous lamb curry.

Oh, my God. So good. What time is
Prashant coming?

I think right around 4 or 5 o 'clock.
Okay.

Cheers. Cheers. To girl power, the
warrior girls.

Isn't that the best Valentine weekend I
think I've had? It really is. I'm having

the best time.

I don't think I've ever had, like, a
good Valentine's Day. That is very sad.

Not even in, like, the midst of you and
Rob's best years. I don't believe that.

Tell me about your best Valentine's Day.
Okay, best Valentine's Day story.

I know I don't have one. You have to
have one.

Maybe Rob bought me something from
Chanel or something.

I don't know. No, but that was so long
ago.

You know, I've had ex -boyfriends do
many great things. But you just don't

I'm not exactly a romantic.

Go ahead and share your story.

That was just a great kickoff. Please.

Can I get better from there? Tell me
what I'm missing. I've got to think. So

Valentine's Day, like, okay, one of
Mario's biggest talents, he picks the

cards. And then he handwrites a whole
thing on the side.

I knew it was going to be Barbara.

I saved all of them from Rob, too.

So he gives great cards. He sent a
telegram one, too.

A singing telegram?

No, like a stop, da -da -da -da -da -da,
stop, when I was, like, traveling.

It was like a whole, like, old -school,
like, weird thing.

Yeah, I keep it.

But it's, like, bad in a way, too, you
know? Right.

Oh, gosh.

That's why you didn't have a Valentine's
story at first.

I keep expressing my first relationship
after the divorce.

I cry when I'm tired.

I get emotional when I'm tired,
seriously.

What are you being emotional about right
now? I'm detecting a little bit of

melancholy over the beautiful times.

Yeah, of course.

Well, you told me you loved him and you
thought you were going to marry him.

Yeah, of course.

And he kind of broke your heart a
little. Maybe you will marry him

disappointed me. No, I know he did.

Oh, man.

No, it's okay.

There's a lot of things that he did that
are great.

I mean, I have a great relationship with
him.

Don't think it's okay. It's not okay.

No, it is okay.

People aren't perfect.

They're human.

Now it's okay. And they also can't
completely meet our expectations

We have to accept who they are.
Everybody has limits.

And he's a great dad. You guys have
raised a beautiful daughter together.

lot of memories.

We've both grown together.

in so many ways. It's great.

But it's okay to be sad about some of
that. Yeah, no, totally. Because we're

still so close, I don't ever start a new
life with someone because what is it

going to do to him and Kiki and us
together?

I told you Kiki needs to be a little
older. So I've sacrificed that part of

myself. People do blended families.
People do it in amazing, healthy ways. I

chose to not do that because I like what
I have here with Kiki and Rob, but I

can get sad if I think about it.

Leah, you're doing the right thing.
Leah, how old is Kiki? How old is Kiki

14, 12?

She'll move on when you're ready. When
you're ready. Life takes care of itself,

my darling.

It really does.

No rush.

No rush.

But it's going to take the right person,
right? Absolutely. To, like, change it

up. That person has to be worth it. Not
only that, it's just going to be, like,

out of your control.

It's going to be, like, it's just going
to happen.

When you think about how it's going to
happen, whatever, it's just going to

happen. It's just going to happen.

Sure, it's tough out there to find guys,
100%. But I think Leah has her guard

up. I think she needs to let go of that
block and kind of get her sexy on.

James, sorry.

Someone sent me a text from your
restaurant that maybe we're going to

dishes. I want to break some damn
dishes. I'm bearing rest and breaking

Oh, my God.

That was TMI Ramona.

Oh, my God. Rest and breaking dishes.

So to answer your question, grief
-throating, to banish evil spirits, and

make a good wish for good luck. Love.

So I'm going to bring some plates by.
Let's go break some plates. Do we need

goggles? They should break nicely.

Okay. I'm not breaking nicely. I'm going
crazy. I'll go.

All right, you go first. All right. Hold
on. Hold on. Move away.

Out with negative energy.

Out with fear. I'm about to explode.

Coming up.

What are you, a prude? Are you a prude,
Ramona?

What's wrong with you?

I've never heard her say she wanted hot.

All

right,

all right, all right.

It's raining.

Oh, gosh, it's cold.

I'm like trying to get. When Luann came
up with this identity swap, she picked

people who kind of butt heads the most.
So Luann and Ebony were always having a

little bit of a conflict.

Don't come into my house and tell me I
don't have an education.

Luann, I can leave your house.

Lee and I, a conflict at times. You're
honestly such a freaking bitch. It's

insane.

You're full of bullshit.

Shut the fuck up.

Or maybe many times.

So everyone's here?

Yeah, everyone's here. OK, good.

And Sonia butt heads with Rashawn. Show
us what you can do. Be the clown. Use

your brain, bitch!

Holding court with Ebony K. Williams.

Y 'all, y 'all, I actually did my
homework.

I want to get Ebony down pat.

Here's the thing. The game is all in
good fun. It's about roasting. And, you

know, if you can't laugh at yourself,
that's a problem.

Queens, take a collective deep breath.

I am going for, like, Marlon Brando.

identity swabbed in her and like really
try to understand the human that is

Ramona Singer.

Oh, here we go. The bling.

Sonia loves living out of her suitcase.

Bershon is all about those big chunky
shoes and trying to walk in them like

stilt. And then, you know, the hat,
she's always wearing a hat, which I love

good hat too.

And then I have to put on all kinds of
labels.

And I'm done. I'm Bershon.

Lou.

Hey, how are you? Hi, darling.

I can see she's just chilling out. No,
you need to chill.

I've been working hard over here on all
our fun games tonight.

I'm ready.

So what time is it, 7 .30 or 8 o 'clock?

7 .30. 7 .30?

Okay, we got to go. Bye, darling. Bye.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow, that's some
outfit you got there. Yeah, I know. Look

this ass.

All right, let's get ready.

I really feel like I lucked out by being
assigned to Countess.

Obviously, I have to be in Giovanni. And
I'm just going to lean into full

throttle, classic cabaret Countess Lou.

You kind of can't go wrong.

How are you, Morgan?

Century 21.

Look, I didn't just marry a banker.

I married the bank.

Oh, my God. Look at me. I know. Did I
not hook you up? Oh, my God. Hey, God.

I think you like being Leah. I need some
hot cock.

Who has hot cock?

What's wrong with you? Can you talk
about cock?

What are you, a prude? Are you a prude,
Ramona?

I've never heard her say she wanted hot
cock. I just heard her say.

Ramona, if I want to say vagina, if I
want to say dick, I will. I have to be

Leah is all about shock value. The more
you can shock someone, the more happy

she is.

Does she do walkers?

I almost choked on the gum, for Christ's
sake.

Jesus, Lord. The hazards of being Leah.
You might choke on your gum.

Oh, my God. I hope I can carry this down
the stairs.

Leah.

Hi.

It's so good.

Leah, it's so good. Oh, my God.

It's so good.

Oh, your makeup looks so good. Oh, my
God. Your hair looks so good.

Your hair looks really good. Should I
put on more eye makeup, though? Well, I

kind of like, you know, you're
recovering from COVID.

You know what I mean? Where's my blood
plasma? You committed that?

Yeah, look at you.

Should we go look out here and see
what's going on?

You're pulling recovery.

That dress looks hot, though.

This is beautiful.

Do you think I should put a drip of food
coloring in it?

Let's put some juice in it.

Hey, Leah.

I know she hates haters. I'm like, she
hates haters.

She's a big person now. These don't
match.

Honestly, that's actually even better.
That looks really good. That's even

better too.

Plasma is actually like not full blood.
It's not blood. No, it's not. It's like

a derivative.

Well, you know everything, can't you? I
do. I actually speak 15 languages.

And I am a nurse.

Now your plasma will take it.

Thank you.

Perfect. Such a doll, Megan. Thank you,
my dear. All right, I need to start

getting into character. You should have
been like... I know, I should have been

like, you're doing it wrong. Let me do
this. What are you doing? Yeah, you

should have been over there with me.
Like, I got it, I got it. All right, let

try that. I need a really... Thank you,
Megan.

I need to feel, feel it. I need to feel
it.

I need club soda, mint, and lime.

How am I doing?

Well, I'm Sonia. This is my new
collection. It's faux.

Hi,

Lou. You look fabulous.

No, you do.

Are we going to see the cabaret tonight?
You know I am.

Is everybody ready?

Hi, darling.

Oh, my God. You look stunning.

I'm Ebony K. Williams, and I'm holding
court.

collective hug.

No, I'm not.

I mean,

do I do that?

I don't know.

Don't comment about how I look. I am who
I am, bitch.

I own it.

She's so vulgar. I own it,

darling. I own who I am. She is pretty
sexy, though, I have to say.

Oh, my God.

Ramona.

Ramona Pinoplasma.

I'm amused that Leah did.

I love the Ivy bag with Pinot Grigio.

I don't actually wear those kind of
dresses. That was the only thing I was

disappointed. I mean, that was like a
Leah dress. I think Leah just couldn't

help herself.

She had to put a little Leah in the
Ramona.

Sean from the beginning is she's a
listener.

So as much as we had conflict and I
thought she wasn't, she definitely gets

You don't know any better.

Look at her with her microphone.

I can't breathe.

Thank you. Thank you. I'm getting a
drink.

Oh, my God. I feel like me and Ramona
just had therapy.

You guys are good.

I feel, I'm so excited. How beautiful
are you? I know. I got that.

So just a shot of tequila or you want a
double?

I don't know. Pour it and I'll tell you.
Guess what? We're both wearing

Giovanni. I love it. We're both wearing
Giovanni. This is Giovanni. Yeah, it's

Giovanni. It's Giovanni, honey.

What? You look fabulous.

Well, you don't know who I am.

Ramona? Yeah, but I'm in costume.

Oh, yeah?

You like the way I look? I love it.

I guess men like long hair and, like,
thigh boots.

Ramona, what's a straw? I should have a
straw with me. You should have a straw.

Turtle time.

So, wait.

This is, like, really great.

This bartender just said, you look
really good tonight.

I'm Breshawn. So my new collection at
Century 21, under $10.

Hey,

what? What's going on?

First of all, Ramona, calm down.

Ramona, you make it all about you.

Excuse me, what's your name? Whatever
your name is. There's not enough ice in

this. I don't know what your name is.
There's not enough ice in this. I don't

know. He's just the house.

Ramona, like, always wants me to teach
me the ropes. She's my older sister.

Hi, y 'all. Y 'all, y 'all. I can do me.

Leah, are you going to sing for us,
darling?

Lou. Lou.

Lou,

sorry. All right, Lou.

You're always f***ing it up. But, yes, I
am going to sing. I'm going to sing a

little ditty for everyone tonight.

Really? Oh, let's hear it. You know what
I heard?

Uh -oh. Oh, God.

I heard it was Ramona Singer's birthday.

I have a serenade.

Oh, my God.

Happy birthday to you.

Seeing Luann is hard. You have to sing,
perform. You have to be obsessed with

yourself. Ebony's doing a great job.

Happy birthday.

especially you, Tonya Morgan. And bitch,
don't ask me for any money. We're just

going to concentrate.

I'm basically roasting everybody.

I'm having too much fun.

Coming up.

As your alter ego.

Okay. Who is going to start?

I will.

I'm not putting on a Ramona voice. I'm
not doing anything like that. I'm done.

We're done with that.

If the New York Times decided to write a
story about you, what would it be like?

Actually, they did a story on me.

Okay, Leah.

She's going to pleasantly surprise you.
Watch.

Go ahead. I would like them to write a
profile about how I built myself an

incredible life. This is the point. This
is the point. Starting my own business.

own business, married the man of my
dreams, had a daughter. All my dreams

true. I said I wanted to buy an
apartment in New York City. I wanted to

apartment in the Hamptons, and it came
true. I did all of those things. I had a

million dollars in the bank by the time
I was 30.

Sweet baby.

I had my whole life out there for
everyone to pick apart and have opinions

me, and still, you know what? I know who
I am, and I don't care what they say.

I'm still going to be me, live my best
life, be unfiltered, and support other

women. Yes!

Just because me and Ramona have had our
differences.

Doesn't mean that I can't recognize
other positive things about her.

I feel so connected to you.

Oh, my God. That was so, like, wow.

Thank you. I'm just, I'm trying to go
deeper with her. Like, I'm trying to,

like, understand, like, why she is the
way she is, flaws and all.

The countess is speaking.

My question is, when it comes to
singing, dancing, or acting, would you

yourself a triple threat?

Why? And please demonstrate.

I'm going to do the why first. I'm
absolutely a triple threat. Now, I know

some of you may be thinking.

I might be no Barbra Streisand.

But you know what matters is
entertainment value, bringing people

In this moment, right, I bring people
laughter. You know, I'm not a stand -up

comedian, but I'm quite funny.

So, yes, I am a triple threat.

Ebony and I have come a long way, so
it's nice to see her impersonate me in

a positive, spirited way. And that makes
me happy. We've really got to a really

good place.

That was amazing.

Thank you. Well, you're a grown -ass
woman.

Let's go, Prasham. My question, who in
this group do you think needs the most

help? Honey, that's a big question for
anybody, even a life coach like me.

Give this person two minutes of your
best life coaching.

Okay.

You all are...

grandmas, clowns.

This one, being the young one here, she
needs my help. I'm Ramona. Oh, you're

Ramona. Yeah.

Okay.

You missed my boom.

You have the most amazing potential,
Leah. I do?

Yeah. Really?

Yes. Really?

And why do you think you are with these
old bitches who have wisdom?

Because you're special.

Really? Well, Sean, you're so good,
girl. You're good.

Sonia, let's hear you, Sonia Morgan.

So why do you think you've had a hard
time letting go of the past?

Well, Sonia, I don't think you're living
in the past. I think you're living in

the moment.

Well, okay. I had a life, right?

I had a life of yacht.

Yes. I'm a new person. I'm really about
friendship.

Relationship. Bouchon.

Bouchon. Bouchon. Bouchon, shut the fuck
up. Shut the fuck up.

I'm really about friendship.

And you know what, Ramona?

You're my sister. I really love you.
That's true. But sometimes you put a lot

people before me.

That's right.

And you know what? Who has your back?
Me. And sometimes you put everybody in

front of me.

So don't put people in front of me. I
love you. I love you.

the wig on.

Ramona, are you ready or do you want me
to go? Sure, I'm ready.

Leah's ready.

Why do I like to talk about raunchy sex
all the time?

What's wrong with you girls, okay?

Sex, like, you're older than me. Like,
are you, like, not in the times, okay?

Sex is good.

And sex happens. And if I want to get up
my ass or through this or through that,

who gives a shit, okay?

Just embrace it.

Embrace it.

Embrace me. What about embarrassing
Ramona all the time? Yeah. Well, you

Ramona, get a life.

I just threw a ravioli at her, and I
don't care. She's crazy.

Okay? Accept me, or you know what? I
can't be around you. Get a f***ing life.

Just stop your curated bullshit.

Shut up.

Shut up. You're scaring me so much.

Bring it in.

Come on. No, it's nasty.

Why are you girls under the table?
Because I'm embarrassed by Leah's

Do you want to go upstairs or are you
okay? Are you all right? Are you crazy?

I mean, I did say that I was really
going to channel my inner Ramona.

Okay, that was so good.

Wait, wait, wait. Here's the thing,
Queen.

Let me go next. Why do I refer to myself
as Ebony A.

Williams? And who is your alter ego?

Well, first of all,

Why do I refer to myself as Ebony K.
Williams?

And who is your alter ego?

Well, first of all, I have worked hard
all my life to be an achiever and get to

where I am. I have trampled over beauty
queens to get to where I am.

I have envisioned myself going to law
school. I want to be

that woman.

who people can look up to. That's right,
Ebony. I've worked hard to get to where

I am.

And by God, I am going to use my full
entirety of my name.

I deserve a place at this table. Yeah.
Because I'm the hardest working woman

here. And I'm the smartest.

I'm the most educated.

I would take no from you girls.

I am very proud about, you know, my
education.

So I do actually appreciate that Lou
leans into that and she leans into the

sexy. I mean, Lou makes me sexier than I
think I actually am, which is cool. And

I think she did a hell of a job.

Truly. Can you do me a favor and unzip
me a little? Because I'm going to just

throw a robe on or something.

I can't be Ramona Singer for any longer.

Time to go back to Leah.

When you first introduced this idea, I
was like, are you kidding me? But

actually, it's kind of fun. It was fun,
right? It was awesome.

I love it. We can have all kinds of
parties.

Pasty parties, breakfast at Tiffany
parties. But Identity Swap, this was the

bomb.

I want to dance right now. Let's do it.
I need to move my booty. Let's go.

Come on, Sawyer.

Sawyer, you like this?

Yeah, I like it. I think you're hot.

You know what? I think I did a good
glia. You did a great glia. You know

You did a good remote. Aw.

I'm really happy right now. I'm with the
women who matter the most to me, other

than my daughter. I have a new career
path in real estate. And I think the

of us, finally, we're in a good place
right now. I mean, I really hope it

this way because it feels really good.

There were some times this year that I
could have given up on myself. Sometimes

this year I could have settled for less,
including the journey to find my

father. And I kept going with the
support of these women and, you know,

friends and family in my life. This was
worth knowing. And my God, it was so

worth knowing.

I have definitely opened my eyes to
what's going to make Sonia happier now

I've been there for my daughter and for
my businesses.

I've learned some things about myself,
too, that need to change so that I can

happier.

I didn't really get you. I do.

I don't get me. No, you didn't get me.

I didn't.

And now I do.

Yes! We get each other. We get each
other. I've learned a lot about myself

year through these women. I really feel
like a genuine, genuine bond.

And I think that it's from going through
this year with them.

Guys, the last year has been the most
set up, beautiful.

intense time of my life there was uh
political issues there were racial

there was a pandemic happening and i
think that we embodied

something that our country i agree with
could take some notes from in terms of

listening to each other Even if we have
some different beliefs, even if we have

some different values, even if we are
different people, we still figured it

We've not only managed to coexist, but
we managed to find something that we've

loved about each other. You know? Oh, my
God. So well said.

Don't you want this bitch to be a city
council?

Thank you, Leah. I do.

Coming up on a very special episode of
The Real Housewives of New York City.

You got to spit that gum into that
garbage can.

Come on.

The crunchies are softening up. If you
don't know how to remove a

dingleberry from your poodle's butt,
you're in big trouble.

Oh, man, if someone licked my butt clean
like this.

All right, here's to me.

Are you cheersing yourself?

Yeah, here's to me. Oh, my God.

Holy shit. Oh, my God. Avery, Avery.
Holy shit.

Holy shit. It's my first tattoo, so why
not go bold?

This is very erotic.

I would like photos, but friends know I
have cool people in my life.