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Previously on The Real Housewives of New York City.

So wait, one of these three men is my dad? I am almost certain of it.

Holy... I know.

I have a dad.

Shabbat Shalom.

Shabbat Shalom.

That was beautiful.

When I went to college, the Jewish people hated me. We're not talking about

that. I'm just saying.

I know, but it's not the first time she went nuts on you. I think she's just

talking about herself. I think she's projecting.

I don't like the way you act, but I like you, Ramona.

I want to be mad at you, but I can't. Thank you for the black Sabbath. Thank

for coming and looking pretty.

Of all my vices, being glamorous is one I'll never give up.

I'm sex positive and BS negative.

I may say the wrong thing.

But my intentions are always right.

I've had to work twice as hard, perhaps as much, but now I'm coming for

everything.

Just like New York City, Sonia Morgan never goes out of style.

Mine's called Tiramisu.

This is a Tiramisu right here. We love Tiramisu.

Oh.

A 20 -minute one -on -one with me and Tamika.

Then we have Candace and Curtis joining.

Okay, they look close.

Baby, we're ready. We're ready for tonight.

Thank you for all your help.

What happened to the broom?

I don't know. I think Rachel's looking for it.

Oh, gosh.

Let's see if the fish are good.

Okay, well that one doesn't look too bad. I don't think they're gonna die.

The fish are fine. You know what I was worried about is this green... You know?

Ow!

Right up my hooch!

How are you, honey? Happy New Year. We haven't seen you.

Oh, you're so cute.

Isn't she so cute? I put her in a cute little outfit.

Hi. Here, sit down.

You look great, Mom.

I do. You look hot.

My girl. That's my girl. You got a hot girl.

50 years.

Imagine that.

God bless her. Seriously.

Oh, that's Danny.

Oh, good.

Hi.

Good to see you. Good to see you.

Angel looks great. All right, I'm going to get our kosher food ready.

I would love some. It is important for me to see my parents, even if my mother

drives me crazy sometimes, especially after my grandmother passing, because I

know my grandmother wants me and my mom to get along. And I know she's watching

me. These ribs.

Ribosco. Oh, my God, they're so good.

First New Year's meal together, I guess. I know. I was thinking, like, maybe I

would have done a proper Shabbat, but I... It's a nice tradition.

It is. It's a great tradition. You turn off your phone.

I mean, I don't... That's what I don't do.

I don't think she's going to do that.

I can turn my phone off for 24 hours if I had someone to entertain me. Entertain

you. It's very hard to do this alone, this conversion.

I don't have anyone to do it. It's not like I'm converting for someone and

they're supporting me, which is just me.

A lot of people are naysayers.

You know what I mean?

Some people say you can't convert, that you're either born Jewish.

No. No. I read that. I think Bunny's supportive of the conversion, but, like,

she doesn't fully believe it yet.

And I think the more she sees my dedication, I think she's going to

Well, I hope I have everyone's support here.

Of course.

You got my support.

Look, Jesus was a Jew.

Exactly. Clearly it was good enough for him.

Well, it wasn't good enough for him.

He thought it was something new. I called Jesus my Jewish homeboy.

They're so intertwined that, like... They are so intertwined.

That's what the book deals with. Yeah. Well, yeah.

Did you definitely get it? Yeah.

I signed a deal with HarperCollins to write a book. Wow.

Yep. Is it going to be, like, an autobiography or is it going to be,

memoirs? It's going to be, like, part memoir, part, like, prescriptive.

I don't want it to just be like, chapter one, I was born... I was born in 1982.

I am writing an anti -self -help, self -help book.

Basically, I don't think that I really should be giving advice to anyone.

But if you want to hear some things from me, then you can also read the book.

Honestly, when I think about it, in high school, if I hadn't done... You would

have done very well. Very mixed up.

With clubs.

I could have been a star athlete. I could have gone to probably an Ivy

college. Well, that's what happens when you get involved with drugs. I know.

Mom.

You really didn't have to go there. But I mean, that's just honest things. That

shows you how it robs somebody of their life.

Mmm. Isn't that good? Yum.

Wow. I mean, let's not act like I had my life robbed for me. That's a little...

You did.

All right. Let's see.

Well, what's the matter? That's the truth.

Certain years, not your whole life. I'm sorry, but I got to experience the rave

scene of the 90s, and I just wouldn't trade that for anything. I don't care.

Harvard, bye. I don't care. Those were years that would have been very

by us that we lost.

Au contraire, Mother Dearest. I didn't lose years of my life. I was at the

limelight in the tunnel.

How many people can say that?

Not that many.

What about this?

What? To this day, you still... Don't say you're pretty every day. I'm

to every day look at her and say, you're so pretty.

I don't need compliments all the time.

But I don't want criticisms all the time. And everything I do, you have a

criticism for.

I'm not doing this right. I'm not doing that right.

That's ridiculous.

You said I'm addicted to plastic surgery, which I find very rude. You

Three surgeries in six months are not great.

Do another one, and I'm going to go into addiction. Now I'm calling it

dependency. Go one more step, and I'll call it addiction. Don't have any more.

No, you look great as you are now. I'm done. You don't have much money. I'm not

doing it anymore.

That's enough. No, and you look great as you are. Do I wish she would be less

critical? Absolutely.

Because I do think it has an effect on me and who I am. Maybe I can blame her

for getting addicted to plastic surgery.

It sounds like this year you got a lot going on. I do. So we'll be behind you

100%. Thank you.

Promise?

Based on what you do.

Right. I'm like, wait, you're going to be behind me 100 %? We'll take it a day

at a time. Give me six drinks.

Coming up.

Oh, my God, I speak so much about Luann, and I love her so much. I always say

shit about him. I don't know what to tell you guys. I can hear you.

How do I have to know about property tax rates?

Tax levy equals expenses minus revenue.

Correct. Tax levy, $2 ,500. I got another correct.

Good thing math was my best subject.

Ebony gave me some great advice.

She said, you know what, Ramona? You go your own pace. Don't put any limit on

where you're going to finish this real estate course.

You know what? That really helped me because now I'm actually progressing

because I'm not putting that pressure on myself. Thank you, Ebony.

I mean, seriously?

Hello. Sonia Rita, how are you, honey?

Hi. You look so pretty. I like your top, all that glitter.

I have some bad news.

We did a test last night for COVID, and we tested positive today, both me and my

assistant that lives here. How do you feel?

You look good.

Yesterday, we both felt crappy. I had...

body aches, and I thought it was just allergies. Last night, I felt like my

ached, and I felt really tired. I go, I don't know, maybe I got COVID again or

something. So I actually went to bed at 10 o 'clock.

But then my test came back today. I'm fine. I really thought there's a strong

chance that I had it too.

Wow, you're making me feel better. That was the idea.

I was trying to make you feel better. I'm glad I just did that.

Ramona going to bed at 10 and feeling better really doesn't help me with the

fact that I do have COVID. But okay, Ramona, sure you will.

All right. Well, I'll check in with you tomorrow.

You're going to be fine. And just relax.

Well, I feel better having spoke to you. Thank you, Ramona. I love you so much.

I love you so much. Bye. Bye, baby.

Bye.

Hey, baby.

Would you like a little treat?

I'll give you a treat.

You want something different?

Like this.

Oh, gosh.

So Linda was exactly right. My dad was, in fact, one of the three brothers that

she said he would be. And then Linda reached out to him, and he was willing

do a DNA test.

And he is my father. It's just amazing.

Okay. So I found out that his name is Jude.

And it's just incredible for the first time in my life to know my father's

So I'm reaching out and I'm making the scariest and also most exciting phone

call of my life.

Hi. Hi. I'm trying to reach Jude. Jude, my name is Ebony K. Williams.

I'm really looking forward to speaking with you.

If you can give me a shout back whenever you get a moment.

Thank you.

I feel very relieved that he didn't pick up the phone, actually, but very

hopeful, very hopeful that he calls me back, very hopeful that he hears the

pureness of my intention in my voicemail. So very excited for what's to

Where's the other suitcase?

Hi, the... Where? Oh, over there? Yeah, I'm sorry.

I've lost my mind.

Emma, since COVID, I can't think.

I know, it was four weeks ago. Stop saying you can't blame it on COVID. I

have died.

Can I tell you, Ramona, I had such an emotional moment with her.

Because when I told her I have a 103 fever, Ramona called and she goes...

Oh, my God, I'm sending an ambulance.

I'm coming over now.

She was ringing the doorbell. I didn't answer.

She's like, this is not normal. If you are sick for a week, okay, great.

After a week, you're having a fever and you can't breathe, not good. She does

that for me.

At first, when I had COVID, I thought, I'm fine.

Not true. The next day, I was so sick. But it was so nice to receive calls from

the girls. And Ramona sent me gorgeous, gorgeous flowers.

bright spot in my day. Miss Singer sent me these.

Singer knows I love lilies. I'm such a sucker for Singer. And then when the

doctor cleared me, Leah and Ebony came over, which was so nice.

So, this is what you take every day, Sone. The vitamin C. Okay.

I got you two small balls of the vitamin D. This is, like, kind of hard to get.

Okay. And the zinc.

Oh, my God. This is what they told me I need.

There you go. It feels so good to know no matter what I've been through with

girls, when the chips are down, the girls are there.

I love that. Yeah, that's true.

Can you get the black shiny thing that goes with that? Where is that?

I think there, that one.

Okay. I want this for Ramona. This is something I really want for Ramona.

Ramona insisted as soon as I feel better, I have to come to the Hamptons.

can't wait to spend time with you.

We're all going to get out there Friday night, the core group.

We're all going to invite for Sean to come on Saturday.

And I'm going to pamper you, girl.

I know she wants to keep an eye on me. She misses me. We haven't seen each

in over a month.

Oh, no.

I'm too fat for this? It's horrible.

Okay. I know you hate when I fashion myself.

I'm not too fat. I'm beautiful. I have a beautiful figure.

And you're right. I shouldn't fashion myself.

Thank you. It's just not the season for a skirt.

That's what we're going to say.

Okay.

Jeans. My turtleneck.

That coat.

I've been away.

Sonny's been sick.

Everybody's been in different places the last three weeks. So, you know, I

understand why Ramona wants to get us all together.

It's Valentine's weekend coming up. Oh, my God. None of us have boyfriends. I'll

play like a Galentine Valentine's party. I'll make it really funky and fun.

It's the winter in the Hamptons. There's not a lot going on. So it's kind of

nice to huddle down with your girlfriends, I got to say.

And that's for me and Ramona. And Ramona has loungewear for me, too.

Sonia Rita.

Sonia. Oh, my God, I miss you.

I love you, though. I am so exhausted.

You look great. I got to tell you, I don't think you realized how sick I was.

I checked in with you a couple times, but I didn't hear back from you. So I

imagine, you know. I was dying.

I will tell you, my assistant was on a, you know, the thing Harry Dubin has to

do when we're having sex.

What, inhaler? An inhaler.

I can't wait to spend time with you. I miss you. It's been so long.

You've been the little quarantine baby.

I guess I'm going to say Ramona's in her room.

We both have antibodies.

Oh, so you might as well share your antibodies in the same bed.

We'll have one big orgy. It'll be fabulous. Well, if you make out with me,

be fine.

All right, well, listen.

Save me some good stuff for the weekend, okay? I love you.

Bye.

Oh, my God. I speak so much about Lou Ann, and I love her so much. I do love

Ramona, too, but I always say shit about him. I don't know what to tell you

guys. I love him. I just can't stop talking shit.

Why is this here? I can hear you.

I love you, Lou. I don't know why. I heard you talking shit about me.

You better watch this.

No, I said I love you so much. I don't know why I always talk shit about you.

Not red -handed.

Sonia says she doesn't drink at home. I don't know about that.

She's so nuts.

Coming up.

It doesn't even look like a thing Ramona wigs. No, it looks good because it's

ridiculous. Because it's ridiculous.

I'm really excited.

Me too.

Oh, here she comes. Okay.

You know, with all the taxes I pegged, they can't shovel, they can't plow in

York City.

You go to New Jersey, they plow every five seconds.

What is all this?

Hot mess. I'm sorry. Hi, Emma.

Hi. Apologies, apologies.

It's okay. We're only going for two nights. I don't know what's wrong with

Emma, are you in charge of getting her ready and she's late? So I should be mad

at you, not Sonia? Yeah. Yeah.

Hey,

we try.

I think that Leah should absolutely blame the intern. Let's get real.

Interns are still learning the ropes.

I didn't bring any food.

What do you want? There's chia pudding. Anything.

Oh, the chia, yeah. I'll take the chia.

Can we talk about the rooms for a minute? Oh, yeah. Okay, let's talk about

I don't want to sleep downstairs again because I have bad memories from there.

But I also understand if you don't want to sleep down there. I'll sleep down

there, babe. I will.

The last trip to the Hamptons, I was in one of the worst emotional states I've

been in. And that room really just reminds me of my grandmother dying.

I don't think it's a big ask to switch rooms.

If she goes down, where's her tongue going?

To the lower level. Lower level because she's not sharing it. Okay.

Got it.

Well, I'll check in with Ramona and make sure her plan is to put Vershawn at the

lower level. Well, we have to tell her. Yeah, okay.

I feel totally fine that Ramona has chosen to invite Vershawn. Clearly, it

a beat for Miss Vershawn to kind of find her way with the women, which is not

easy. So I think maybe some more time with the ladies will be a good thing.

Oh, wait, this is the other thing.

Luann? She's going to bitch if she doesn't get that same room again.

matter. Yeah.

You want to try to move diva Luann?

I'm not moving that bitch. She's fine.

Oh, who's calling up? Oh, Lordy.

I'm like a nervous Nelly. It's like I'm entertaining a boyfriend or something.

It's just a girl.

Like, relax, Ramona.

I'll get this one.

Hello. Hey, honey. Hi. How are you?

I'm good.

Good. How are you? Good.

Well, I am very, you know. Well, you do you and I do me. Yeah, I am very want to

play in the snow vibe.

I got my snow boots on. They're snow bunnies. It's all good.

You can just leave them right there. Thank you so much.

So I'm going to put my stuff in the room. Let me help you. I'll help you

some stuff.

Okay, wait. You shouldn't be wearing your shoes.

It's beige carpet. Well, these are clean.

How do you wear outside with them, silly? In the snow, though.

No, not in the dirt.

Fine. Do you want me to take them off?

No, it's fine.

No, they're clean.

So show me all the beautiful decorations.

Wow.

Looks great.

We worked relentlessly.

Are these new sofas?

No, but they look different, right?

They look totally different.

Why do they look so different?

Because it's the red, I guess.

Wow. No, but you pulled it closer together.

Now we can eat very nicely here. I love it. Very casual. Look at her silver. How

gorgeous. Her napkins. Wow, look at that.

Why go out? It should be very interesting.

Interesting. What do you mean?

I've never had a Galentine's Day.

Yeah. I can whip up anything in short notice.

So, it's fine. I'm thrilled to have them here and I'm ready for them.

Are we doing yoga tomorrow or no? Whatever the girls want. I mean, I don't

to push Sonya.

She's driving.

I'd rather have her chill out. Sonia's fine.

All right.

Sonia's totally fine. She's so fine that she was totally wasted yesterday when I

spoke to her on the phone. Are you serious? I'm serious. And she thought

hung up.

And she was like, oh, I talk so bad about Lou.

You know, I shouldn't talk bad about Lou.

I mean, I was like, what?

What? What?

And do you know that I think I rented her townhouse for like four months?

My friends from Abu Dhabi are renting her townhouse.

I've gotten closer to helping her rent that place than anybody else.

And I'm her tried and true friend.

And then I hear her talking smack about me. I'm like, that bitch. She was drunk.

Hello, look what she did to me. I'm a good friend to her. Like, I called her

when she was sick. She never got back to me.

You know, it's this double -handed relationship.

No, it's called displaced anger.

I don't know what it is. I think she's angry in her life. I don't know. You and

I have moved on from our divorce. Our lives are better than ever. We've saved

money. We've accumulated wealth.

She's lost money.

She's lost.

We're not.

So when she gets drunk, she resents that you and I. I understand that, but you

can only take so much. Do you know what I mean? I don't know. I'm forgiving.

I'm fed up. I have so much patience with Sonia. I have been a really good friend

to her, and I feel like I'm not getting anything back from her. I love Sonia so

much, but I'm not going to be abused by Sonia.

She's in trouble. Okay?

I know she's got a problem, but she doesn't have to take her problems out on

Coming up.

You three have definitely married extremely wealthy.

Try wealthy. You might like it.

Here we are.

Back again.

And I'm happy about it, man. I'm so happy. I just am happy I get to, like,

here. You're going to get to be in a much more positive place. Exactly. I

Yeah. I just want to, like, enjoy the women and have fun. I feel like I didn't

get to do that last time, and pretty much nobody got to do that last time,

maybe partly because of me.

I'm turning this whole trip into sleeping bags. That's terrible.

Do not talk about me. It's none of your business. Why do you have to be in

everyone's business like a Karen?

So I'm looking forward to getting to make things up this time around.

Here we go. Get me the hell out of this.

You go ahead. Thank you.

I'm going to jump out here.

I've never seen salad dressing in a champagne flute.

It's the lemon herb dressing.

So you do it.

Is there truffles in there? Yeah, there might be a little truffles in there.

We're here!

We're here!

We're here!

No,

I already talked to him about it. What?

Hi!

You look like a Barbie doll.

My Barbie!

You're a Barbie doll.

I'm so excited you're here.

Oh my God, I know.

A whole weekend together.

I think you got more beautiful.

Oh God, stop. Stop, stop.

Look at our little baby.

Oh, look at how cute our little baby is. Leah and I always have ups and downs,

and right now I'm on up with her, so I'm embracing it and her.

Another kombucha.

That's who I am. Sonia, when they get this bus back, it's not going to have

anything in it. No. I'm taking everything.

Oh, good.

Charity starts at home.

I'd love you to say that. It's true, though.

I've come such a long way with you ladies since I was last here.

I'm so glad. We got so close so fast. I know. I feel like you guys are like my

best friends now. It's crazy.

We love you.

I think there's been a lot of kind of full circle growth with me and the women

and me and Ramona in particular.

So it's kind of nice to return to like the scene of the crime, if you will,

because I think we'll do good by it this time as a group. And I'm excited.

What is this? Oh, I know what that is.

Luann had a great idea to do an identity swap dinner.

We have to dress like someone else in the group, and I got assigned Ramona. I

bought an IV stamp, and I'm going to write COVID blood plasma on the bag.

Oh, my God.

I am getting excited about this.

All right, I'm just going to quickly just bring some stuff. Oh, my God.

Only you would come with six -inch heels.

Okay,

hold on.

Oh, Jesus. Look at this. For two days.

Hi.

Thank you. Oh, my God. Wait. I know. For two days?

This is all... I have one bet. Whose is this? That's mine. For two nights?

I went all out on my identity swap.

We got to fill Giovanni because we got to play Lou for Abinity Swap. You like

this on mommy, sweetie?

All right, I'll see you next time. Thank you. You're very welcome. Say hi to

Oscar. Sonia, do you think this lovely gentleman can take your bags upstairs?

Wait, can we, can we, excuse me, sir?

Oh, no, he can't, he can't. Oh, never mind.

He's older than me. Yeah, he can't do it.

Ramona does a 20 -minute plank. She can't bring the bags upstairs. I can

you that's going to happen a lot faster than this guy who just drove me here.

All right, I'm here. All right, what can I do? What can I help you with? Well,

I'm taking the lighter bag first.

All right.

Okay, I'm going up. Yeah, go to the right. You can put your things in that

closet you did last time. Just go for it. Yeah, okay.

There's empty hangers, whatever you want.

I did have COVID, you know.

Okay. Wait, how do we do this?

Oh, my God.

First you talked smack about me, and now I'm carrying your bag up the stairs? I

mean, am I a glutton for punishment or what?

Yeah.

I don't know whether I'm a sucker for Sonia or just the world's best friend.

Wait, just don't nick my floor. Are you kidding me? What about my ankles?

Oh, my gosh.

That was a little too much.

Are you all right? Sonia, you have like a dead body or two in here?

Oh,

Lord. Thank God now you realize. Oh, my God.

Wow. Oh, my God. Wait, I don't want her to see my wig.

Did you like it? It doesn't even look like a... Oh, Ramona, wait. Well, it

sounds weird. But it's, like, ridiculous looking, and that's why I wanted to

wear it. No, it looks good, because it's ridiculous.

Because it's ridiculous.

Yeah. Oh, it's good. It's actually really good, Leah.

Sonia, let's eat.

You actually matched the room. It's uncanny.

You matched the room.

Ramona, I just have to say something right away. I mean, I'm going to be so

emotional. It's just like... I'm glad you're here. Don't cry. I'm glad you're

here. Oh, my God.

I'm glad you're here.

You know, I just feel so guilty because...

I was holding some shit in, okay? Not just about you, like a lot of stuff that

went through that you know better than anyone.

I know, I know. You've been through a lot of shit. I vented on you.

Please have some boundaries and do something for others and stop social

for yourself. For what? Another yacht?

Another plane?

Another dress?

Another booty?

Okay, Sonia, that's enough.

COVID for me just really made me...

Look inward as to what is really important to me. And now I know I need

there with the people I love.

It was rude what I said.

I know. But baby, I knew it displaced anger.

I know that. It wasn't about me. It's about what you were going through. And

that's what friends are. We forgive them. And I knew you were going through

bad time. And that's why I didn't harbor any anger. I get it. I feel so bad

about you. No, it's okay. Because you know what? I have to tell you, Ebony and

Leah were like so there about the COVID and understanding. But you made sure.

Like you were sending an ambulance.

For me. Of course I was. I had 103 feet up. I know. Actually, I was ready to

send the ambulance.

I was. COVID is a serious disease. And Sonia was running a fever for a very

time. Sonia's alone.

Who's going to take care of her?

Nurse Ramona to the rescue.

The whole time I was sick, I just kept thinking about you. How you are so

to me. So understanding.

I know Lou said whatever I said was very hurtful. So I feel so bad about that.

I guess I have to apologize to Lou, too, because I've been kind of hard on her

as well. Oh, yeah, yeah. She was rushing me to go, and I ended up peeing behind

the bus. I have to apologize to Artie. Oh, I've got a long apology list.

Coming up.

I've got a game for you. You ready to play?

Pin the tail on us.

Are you kidding me? My God.

Talk about an ass.

I'm sweating in my bra.

All right, so.

Oh, wow.

I wanted to make it.

Sonia, I know you don't want to admit that you're not feeling great with this

COVID. She's not feeling great, yeah. And you had a two -hour drive. I

let's just chill out inside.

So I got us these great little outfits, like very kind of comfy and nice.

Oh, my God. Really? We have to wear that?

I wanted to make Valentine's Night special and warm and intimate. And what

better way to bond by wearing some loungy outfits? And we kind of all wear

same. I think we're just all going to have a lot of fun and laugh and a great

time. Oh, if you don't watch, you don't have. I thought it would be fun. It is

so cute. And then I got sparkles. We all need to do it.

Sparkles? Can we put our own spin on that outfit?

Luann, you're wearing it. You're not wearing your cabaret outfit. You're

this.

Okay, so these outfits are ugly. They're very ugly and very cheap.

Very, very cheap.

But in the spirit of sisterhood, I will put on these cheap -ass pajamas and

these corny -ass Wawarski crystals on my face, and I'm happy to do it because

we're all in it together.

Well, as long as I have a feather boa, I'm fine.

I told her to get the boas. I told her we needed boas.

Okay.

I want to wear the boa and not be constricted by the boa.

She got these 10 for $10 because they're... No!

Is this real wood, Ramona? Yeah, of course it is. Oh, my God, that's

Oh, I love standing right next to it. Yeah, I have to put another piece of

on the fire, actually. Oh, we're real hot girls now.

Hot girl winter!

Yay!

I'm eating chocolate. I'm like, there's no dessert.

Okay.

I never worry about food with Singer, but if she don't have dessert, she's

flipping. She has no dessert, Dawn. She's flipping. It's what happens after

COVID, man.

Everybody freaks about the COVID once you've had it. You're like a leper.

What happened to your guy, the one from Ebeneez Girl?

Grew up on bacon. My grandmother made bacon every weekend. I love it. Nothing

wrong with it. I don't read the reports.

Fake news.

It's healthy for you.

When I had COVID, he didn't send me even a chicken soup, you know, like in New

York. You say, oh, I'm sick. Oh, really?

Forget COVID. Like, you send, like, chicken in a pot. And he's Jewish.

He should know better.

Send me the freaking burgers. I figured he'd be doting over you.

No, not even flour.

So Bradley has fizzled out.

To say the least.

Honestly, I gave it my best effort. I was a listener. I was available for

Bradley's phone calls. I even did FaceTimes while he was watching TV.

But when I don't get flowers, and then when I'm sick with COVID, not even a

chicken in a pot.

No, that's not Mr. Right.

I think I'll go back to Mr. Right now for a moment then.

And nothing for Valentine's Day?

You sent me more than he sent.

Frenchie, you know, he would always come with flowers for me and for the intern

and for everybody. Yeah, but he's French.

That's the difference.

American guys are not romantic.

I think we need to go to Europe.

Hey, babies.

Hey, babies. You look great.

Thank you. I'm very comfy.

Yes, I do. Oh, girl, it took me forever to put mine on. Yes.

Sonia Morgan.

I'm freaking out. I just blew up the toilet.

Really? Really, Sonia? Really?

Sonia Rita, do you have a scarf or anything I can use as a blindfold?

Don't ask.

I do have one. I do have a scarf. You do?

For a blindfold? Or you know what? We can look in Ramona's closet.

So here, here's the dinner menu. Roasted red beef, 12 mushes of tag.

This is beautiful. This is so kind of you to do. Who needs a man when you got

Ramona Sr.? No. Who needs a man when we got girlfriends? When we got

girlfriends. You girls are so important to me. You really are. This is very

romantic, too. Like, in a loving way. Sweet way. Love. Sex. Because we're sexy

girls. Because we are sexy.

I love a Galentine's Day.

It's a day about love.

And last I checked, you can love on your girlfriends, too. What is going on

here? What about this? What's this? This is strange. Are you telling me Ramona's

going to wear this? Oh, this might be perfect.

This is perfect.

Pump it. Pump it, baby.

Oh, my god.

How things have changed in one day.

And it's not even 8 o 'clock yet. Who is this? I don't know.

Do you realize that when you spoke to me yesterday?

Yeah. Where were we? You got off the phone, but you were still on. On.

And you were like, I don't know why I try to go out all the time. I feel so

Well, why did you do that to me? I've been doing it to you and Ramona. I

apologized to her, and I meant to get to you next.

And I just felt so guilty. I was coming off my antidepressants.

I know, but I can't be your punching bag, my love.

You're near and dear to me, and I love you, and you know that.

So to talk about me that way, but it makes me feel... You have been my

bag. No, it makes me ill. I don't need to always vent on you. Of course, and a

person can only take so much. Do you know what I mean? And then it turns.

You know what I mean? I don't want that to happen to us. So I love you, and

that's all I wanted to say. And I'm not going to go on about it, because you

know I don't. Hold on.

But I don't, because that's the only way to survive.

I love Luann, and I feel bad talking shit about her all the time.

However, if we don't talk about our best friends, who do we talk about?

Look what I'm wearing.

Ring of bail?

I've never worn a matching pajama set in my life.

Hey, girl.

Hey, Lou.

You look fab, Lou. Oh, my God. She's getting ready for a cabaret. There's

nothing like Lou in a boa.

Talk about how beautiful the table is. Right? Come on. I think we should clear

it. But who's going to? Nobody.

Just us.

Here's to us.

Just us.

So I'm sitting here. Okay. Ebony's sitting here.

Leah's sitting here. And then Sonia and Luann, you decide where you want to sit

there. As long as I'm next to Lou, I'm in heaven.

I just hope I can take Sonia at face value and that she's being honest with

because she's laying it on thick.

It's really, really lovely. So nice.

I like hanging with the girls in PJs. It's great.

So much better than having a boyfriend.

Well, it's definitely better than a whack boyfriend. I'll own that.

I didn't really know how I would feel for Valentine's Day, being that I'm just

coming off of yet another breakup.

But I'm very optimistic. I'm looking forward to dating again. And in the

meantime, I get some great time with my gals.

It's beautiful. What is it? Beautiful presentation.

This is baby arugula with roasted red beets, chevra, and some toasted walnuts.

Thank you. You're welcome.

Wow, looks fabulous, babe.

Bon appetit. Bon appetit.

Oh, my God, look at the beets. They're hard.

Yeah, they're hard.

Oh, my God, I love that.

Where do we want to travel together when we can?

I would love to bring you ladies to New Orleans with me. Because to know me is

to know that part of me.

And you, Lou, and Ramona don't know, but I confirm Jude is my father. He took

the DNA test.

Really? Oh, my God. I told Sonia.

Sonia, you don't know this because you were recovering from the COVID. But you

got tested.

Jude is my father.

My investigator.

I know that's how I felt. I talked to him yesterday for the first time. He

better be gushing over you.

You have a father. That's crazy.

Congratulations.

Thank you, God.

That's major.

Major. It's amazing.

I have two sisters.

They're welcoming me into the family. Sonia read the text message.

This is your sister with a capital S. I want to welcome you, capital W, to the

family, capital F.

Yeah. Holy. Isn't that so nice?

They're both moms. They're both great. They're wives.

They're great. So you have nieces and nephews. I have, yeah. Oh, my gosh.

It's so incredible how in just six months, I went from feeling like I had

family to now I have a huge family.

And I have to get started on getting to know each and every one of them. I think

in 2021, I need to try something new. Mm -hmm.

Because you three have definitely married and dated extremely wealthy, and

ended up great.

Yeah. And I think I need to start that. You do. I need a sugar daddy. Try

wealthy. We might like a sugar daddy. Let's play win the sugar daddy.

Obviously, whatever strategy I have doesn't work because I've never gotten

jewelry. I've never had my rent paid for me. I mean, I had to pay for my own

kids.

I've got a game for you. Can I pay first?

Yeah, hurry up, Leah. Okay, I love games.

So here we go. You guys ready? We have tape.

You ready to play?

Pin the tail on Harry!

Oh, shit!

Oh, God, are you kidding me? My God.

Talk about an ass. Three out of five of us have dipped our toe in the Harry pot.

You look incredibly beautiful.

Thank you. Your boobs look perfect.

Nothing a little bra and a little Yves Saint Laurent can't do.

You are so amazing.

You know, Harry, we know each other very well. I know.

Don't believe me. I'm not. Now I'm not.

Harry! Look at that hair.

Let me see the hair.

And the boobs. Jesus Christ.

Work it out. I can't.

Whoever doesn't get close to his mouth has to kiss Harry, okay?

He's my friend and ex -boyfriend 30 years ago. Why are you friends with him?

know he said s*** about me. He adores you. He told me he loves and adores you

and he misses you.

That's all I know. But you shouldn't even hang out with him. I don't hang out

with him. You do hang out with him. Here's lips for you.

Lips. Lips. We're all putting lips on Harry.

Oh, God.

Valentine's Day. I thought it was fun. This will be fun.

I don't know. I feel a little disrespectful for Harry. He's my friend.

He's not disrespectful.

He's not your friend. He's my ex -boyfriend who cheated on me and stole

friend.

ex -boyfriend who cheated on me and all my friends.

What are we doing?

It's pin the tail on Harry.

Pin the tail on the what? You don't see the picture?

Okay, Ramona, you go first. Come on.

I'm glad you had a good reaction. Wait, is there a state?

Oh, my God.

That's so fucking creepy.

Can I ask you to ask Andrea to bring you another glass of wine?

What's your name? Romeo.

Oh, that's too good.

Romeo. I'm Juliet.

Okay, whoever doesn't get close to his mouth has to kiss Harry, okay?

Okay. All right, so I'm going to spin you around.

Oh, don't make me. I'll get vertigo. All right, okay. Okay, you're good. So

Harry's in front of you. He's in front of you. I can't even believe Harry's not

here and he's here. I can't stand it.

Okay. Oh, well, I did too far.

Okay, wait. You ready? The only one that hasn't.

No, not the only bitch.

Okay, now we're going to twist her around. And here he's in front of you.

you can't see, right? No, I can't see anything. Okay, here he's in front of

Oh, okay.

Okay, Leah is closer.

So Ramona is in the losing position right now. I'm going to go now. Oh,

All right, a little twirl.

All right, pin the tail on Harry.

Or the lips, I should say.

Oh, boy.

Oh, boy.

Oh, you are losing, baby.

Everybody else has kissed Harry Dubin, so I guess I might as well kiss his ass,

too. Let's go.

Everybody's had their lips on Harry.

Why not?

He's not a bad -looking guy, though. All right. Okay, here you go, Son.

Can I go up here?

Okay, ready?

Let's just see. Sonia's cheating.

Sonia's looking.

Sonia's cheating.

Sonia's cheating.

Sonia's cheating.

I did not look. Okay, here you go. All right, do it again.

Now I'm going to go right in and stick it into Harry.

Up his butt. Stick it in. Yeah, give it to Harry. Keep your eyes closed.

I can't see shit. There you go. Look, look, look. You're done good.

All right, good.

One game I never want to play again is find Harry between the sheets or pin a

fucking kiss on this poster.

Yours is the closest.

Okay, so somebody's got to spin me around. When it comes to Harry, I just

want to stick it on him. I wanted to put it up on the edge like Ebony did.

But I just want you to know.

I'm just friends with Harry, and he misses you in New Jersey.

Oh, that's nice.

He does.

So straight ahead, right? Straight ahead, girl.

Straight ahead.

You and Sonya's lips are kissing!

No! No!

We're safe. Okay, Ebony.

Oh, no. You gotta kiss Harry.

We need proof.

Oh,

no! We need proof.

That's part of the deal. You gotta kiss Harry, and we get to take a picture.

Yep.

Sorry. Okay, come on. Oh, God.

All right, Leah, come on on this one.

Oh, he's a nice guy. I'll introduce you. I'm okay.

Don't introduce him to anybody. He's actually very charming.

You better hurry up, Lou.

All right, here she goes.

I live for a nice older man, honey, but Harry Dubin just seems raggedy to me,

like an overgrown frat boy or something.

Maybe I'll see what his father looks like.

Next time on the season finale of The Real Housewives of New York City.

Leah, look.

I think COVID changed me.

You got a nice butt, singer.

We're going to be in Mykonos for the day.

What's the matter? She loves Rob.

Yeah. For sure.

For sure.

I've been working hard over here on all our fun games. Hell, you have.

I'm ready.

I need some hot.

I think you like me and Leah.

Does she do hawkers?

What are we drinking, Bouchon?

I'm Ebony K. Williams, and I'm holding court.

Y 'all.

Y 'all, y 'all.

Happy birthday.

Just so you know, this is Sonya by Sonya Morgan.

Oh, it's true, darling.

Under 200.

Under 200 in century 21, darling.

Get a life.