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I'm doing well online, but I'm not
making money. That's the problem. Are

looking at your own books, Sonya? Yeah,
I got the tax funds, but I didn't get

the book.

You need the book.

So I saw that little article about you
and Garth. Garth is, he was not happy.

We're just kind of taking a little
break.

There is a young woman, her name is
Ashley.

She proclaims to be my father's
daughter.

Your father, you don't know. My father,
I don't know.

I just want to say I appreciate you,
Ashley, for being willing to go through

this journey with me. This is a long
time coming, this DNA test with Ashley.

Well, thank you.

I was about to say thank you, sis, but
then, like, that takes on a new meaning

now.

You just have a line in the song.

Everything I'm making is going to
Fortune. Forever?

Believe me, there's not a lot of money
in this business. You're donating it to

Fortune Society, so I would imagine that
there is some money in it. If you don't

feel comfortable, I can't have you
record today.

I really don't want you to think I don't
trust you. It's not about that. It's

about actually protecting our
friendship. Honestly, let's protect each

That's it.

So who's that gorgeous man? Is he for
Ramona? He's a model.

You want to go for a drink?

Okay.

I can't help myself.

Of all my vices, being glamorous is one
I'll never give up.

I'm sex positive and BS negative.

I may say the wrong thing, but my
intentions are always right.

I've had to work twice as hard, perhaps
as much, but now I'm coming for

everything.

Just like New York City, Sonia Morgan
never goes out of style.

Kiki, please bring me the nail file.

Okay, little girl. Just do it.

He doesn't want you to do it.

Oh, my God. No,

Kiki, they're so long.

What if we paint them? Do you want pink
nails or do you want a French manicure?

So, we're ready?

Oh, okay.

Sorry. I don't get nervous.

It's okay.

Just a swab in the mouth.

I mean, I might have white coat
syndrome. Like, this is very scary to

That side of my mouth was definitely
juicier.

So cool.

Oh, my God. I love this.

It's so you.

Isn't this great? I feel like I'm in a
Swiss chalet right now.

It's like we're at your place in Shaw. I
know. I know. You should see the owner.

He's very cute. What are you, the meat
purveyor now? I'm the meat purveyor.

The matchmaker's setting me up with a...

serious guy, not just a fun guy.

Did you have fun last night?

I'm a meat magnet.

You were very happy last night. I'm so
tired of being so hot.

I know I'm looking for Mr. Right, and
I'm about to take that plunge. But if

wave Mr. Right now in front of me, I
can't refrain, like any guy will do.

That's terrible.

Did you hook up for a while? There was
just no way I could leave that, you

to waste.

I mean... So, how was it?

Did you even have sex with him?

Did I?

I can hardly walk today. What the... Are
you... Am I Sonya Morgan?

Hello, ladies. Oh, hey.

There you are. How are you doing? How
are you doing with my roses? My pink

that Dylan brought for me. She took home
the roses and Dylan.

You're kidding.

Not kidding.

Somebody has to do it.

Well, no wonder you... You look so fresh
today, girl. I think I lost a pound.

I know, right? Wow, wow, wow.

I'm a little shocked she went home with
him, and I'm even more shocked he took

her home.

You have the pork chop for you, madam,
with the cream spinach?

Pork chop?

Oh, my God.

I didn't see the pork chop. You can have
some. I'll give you some. I love to

taste it.

What are we going to a black Seder?

Black Jewish about dinner. Is her
boyfriend coming? So you got a new

Leo's telling me? Oh, yeah, honey.

Boy, do you rebound fast. Well, he's so
adoring. How many months? Two months.

Two months in.

They broke up?

What?

Wait a second.

No, you're kidding, right? Come on. When
did she tell you that? Are you sure?

He doesn't want it there.

Tell us more. He wants her to be Jewish,
but he doesn't want her to convert. Oh,

so therefore he can only marry a girl
who's truly, truly Jewish. There you go.

I care about Ebony to find out that this
guy's not staying with her because of

his religion. I'm like, well, why do you
guys always have to think with your

dick first? Think about the woman and
her feelings. She was so excited.

I just, I can't with these men
sometimes.

You know what? I got to call her. So why
are we doing a Jewish sated dinner when

this guy just broke up with her? I feel
like a jerk.

I'm a jerk.

Why?

Ebony, I'm calling because you know why?
I just feel like a jerk.

Because you told me. Confidence about
you broke up with your boyfriend.

I just told the girls and I'm so sorry
everybody's upset Honey

I'm so sorry to hear that I had no idea

Why did he wait so long to tell you
this? Why did he get involved with you?

Okay, this is upsetting me as a trust
issue. How can we as women trust men

they do something like this or trust
people?

Right. Because you were friends with him
first. That's what made it so special.

I think he wasn't honest with himself,
Ramona. Oh, my gosh.

Don't you pretty ladies worry about me.
I love y 'all. All right, well, we'll

see you at the video shoot.

So, bye.

Breakups are never easy. But let me tell
you, doing a Christmas song and a music

video makes it a lot easier.

Some caviar, a little rooftop in New
York City, hair done jewelry on Omir on

wall. Who's the fairest in the land? I
guess it's not his call.

God, I was having so fun being catty,
bitchy. Now we have to be real feeling

friends again. Jeez, I feel so bad for
Ebony. You know what?

That's a betrayal.

Men don't think.

They think with their what?

Falafel.

Do you want to try a little falafel?

Coming.

Hold on.

Abby. Don't choke.

He's almost choked on the falafel.

Oh, thank God. Hi.

Oh, hey, girl. Come back along, my girl.

Hey,

baby. She's so cute, right? I'm seeing
her right now. Danny is the youngest.

He's nine years younger than me. I'm not
sure if he was planned.

He's definitely my mother's favorite.

What's in there?

Oh, you know what I have is from
Grandma.

It's for here.

It was the rosary that was wrapped
around her arm.

Oh, my God. I know. It smells like her,
so I don't smell it. Yeah, it's fucked

up.

There's one part that really smells, you
know? Yeah, it smells. I think they

sprayed her perfume on it.

Me and my brother and sister, we are
leaning on each other right now. We're

going through the same thing.

Okay.

I'm just going to leave it here for now.

Yeah. I wanted to see a happy night.
Yeah, it will be.

So, naturally, it is bringing us closer
together.

Can you get that while I do it? Hi.

Howdy. Oh, my God, I love your mustache.

You like it? Yeah, it looks so good. I
was almost going to shave it, but it's

long. Oh, my God, it's so cute.

Looks beautiful. Did you do something to
it? Yeah, you look good.

I don't know. I threw up today.

Oh, my God. I hope you're not pregnant.

I honestly thought that.

Oh, my God.

I've also been kind of thick the past
couple days.

I hope you're not pregnant.

All right, Sarah, can you help me?

Yeah, what do you need? Can you help me
get some stuff? What do you need me to

get? I am sorry. You don't feel well.
Let me know. I'm, like, nauseous. Okay,

here. Possibly pregnant.

But this doesn't match.

Well, not the best thing.

Entertaining. I mean, why do you have no
matching silverware, though? I don't

know. I don't know. It's insane.

It's crazy.

I like character. Well, this is, like,
not really character.

I mean, no judgment.

I'm, like, the most, like, non -adult
adult there is. I'm basically a teenager

trying to be an adult. Wait, Mom doesn't
like your jumpsuit? No.

She thinks it's a little Fidel Castro.

Yeah, like, she hates when I dress like
a dude or something.

I mean, would she like that better?

I don't think so.

Honestly, I didn't really know.

She wants somewhere in between.

We have a spectrum going on here, right?

You don't understand, Danny. Mom's just
like way more hard on us than she is on

you. It's true.

She really is. A few days ago, it was
like 10 .30 at night, Mom called.

I pick up, and she starts being like,
are you really converting?

And I'm like...

Well, I'm taking the steps, and I'm
learning with someone, and I talk to the

rabbi, et cetera, et cetera. So, I mean,
I am.

What's your rabbi like?

Oh, he's awesome. He's this, like, you
know, New Yorker.

He curses sometimes.

He's funny as hell.

How old?

He's about probably my age or, like, a
few years older. He's a few years older.

A few years older than me. That was
scandal.

Yeah. This is so wrong, Sarah.

It happens. I'm not having sex with him.

You're going to be like Carmela and the
priest in The Sopranos.

Coming up.

Hey, Ashley.

What's up? I do have the test results,
so.

There's no way no mofo is getting in
here.

I have an alarm system.

I have monoxide detectors.

I have fire alarms. I have cameras. And
we got the poodle on high alert.

Dogs are a number one deterrent, man.
People don't want to be around dogs.

and his bark's loud.

Emma, what are you doing just hanging
around?

I hear a door.

No,

you can't eat this. This is probably
poisonous.

Hi. Hi.

Welcome. I will let Miss Morgan know
that you're here.

After the seance in Salem...

The message from your father is that he
is mortified by what he did.

Did he leave when you were young? Yes.
Yes, just like this whole breakup. I was

two years old. And you had abandonment
issues.

Yes. And it's affected your
relationships with men. Yes.

I've never done the work regarding my
dad.

Oh, my God.

Hi. Hi. How are you? Wow, you look
stunning.

I always felt I might have a daddy
complex.

I just didn't realize it went back to my
dad.

Oh, my God. Oh, sorry. There you go,
girl.

I burped him.

So listen, we were talking about what
happened at that seance, and we want to

kind of get into the piece where your
father showed up.

Well, he came into the room, and he said
he felt really bad about, you know, how

it was for me growing up with him, that
he was absent, and he could have been a

better dad.

And, you know, I've seen this routine
with other men because my mom's...

Second husband didn't really want to see
me. He didn't look at me as one of his

children. I was just a kid. I don't want
to feel excluded.

I want to fit in. I think when it became
most evident to me that my stepdad

didn't love me as much as his own
children was when he came with his big

convertible looking very handsome and
dashing and all the kids clamored in and

was asked to get out of the car.

How can you not take one of four
siblings?

You should know better.

Why would he not take me? I'm a great
kid. I'm taking care of your children

while my mom's working.

I'll never forget it.

It was kind of shocking because I think
of my siblings as my closest

family. All right, so close your eyes.

So let's just say just from that
behavior, it's making you feel not

good enough.

So then you had two things going on. You
had your father who was there and then

not there.

and then the second father who just kind
of abandoned you and just dealt with

his children.

So you lock in all those feelings of
being abandoned.

Men abandoned me.

Of course they do. Okay, we don't want
to do that because we don't want to

create a pattern from your subconscious
that makes it happen all the time. So

it's important that we go back and take
away the trauma of your father not

taking care of you and not cherishing
you.

So let's manifest in the right way and
not in the wrong way.

In essence, what Alita is saying is the
same that Ebony is saying.

Well, I'm channeling heavy.

I can feel it. I just had a relief on my
left ankle. Did you hear it?

Recognize your own worth and don't let
people step all over you because you

to be a pleaser.

Oh, Jesus, you're killing me.

Oh, God.

Okay, so those are your seven chakras,
your seven energy centers.

It's like an electric current, ma 'am.
Jesus, it's like you're zapping me.

Oh, jeez, these things are powerful.

Hey, baby. Did you hear a knock on the
door? I think I did.

Hi. Thank you.

Appreciate it.

Oh, yes, honey. I see some DNA.

Oh, jeez.

Hey, baby.

Give mommy a hug. She's a little scared.

In this envelope, my whole life changes.

And that is scary as hell.

You know, I open this, and Ashley's my
sister, and I have a new family, and the

man I thought was my dad for my whole
life is my dad, and it all makes sense.

or open this package, and I'll just go
back to being a fatherless child.

Hey. Hey, Ashley.

What's up?

Look pretty again.

So I do have the test results. They just
came. I know. So

blood wise.

It doesn't support that we are sisters.

Okay.

I'm just not happy with the results of
that.

That makes me very sad to see you upset.

I wanted that so badly.

I know.

I just was like, there's my family.

I felt like I had my family, you know,
and it made sense. And now it just feels

like I got to start over.

Yeah. And I'm here for you too, Ashley.
Like, I don't want you to feel like,

okay, she got her answer.

And so bye.

No, like I don't, I don't move like
that. So if you need anything.

Is that Cabernet? Yes. See, we have such
similar tastes.

Well, anyway, whatever the case, sis.

Sis. I wish you the best on your
journey. Thank you. You are very special

now. And this is.

Not the end of our relationship as far
as I'm concerned.

Thank you so much. Thank you. You be
good. Okay, love.

Bye -bye.

Coming up.

Do I want for Christmas?

Okay, one more time. Yeah, we're going
to just do this over and over. Yeah, I

know, but it's cold and it's raining.

Okay. Take 50.

Changeover.

I have to look good for Gaurav because I
represent the brand.

Let's make sure your blouse is on.

Oh, I don't normally wear a bra with
this.

But since Gaurav and Laura are coming, I
thought I'm going to wear a bra.

This is Armani. You don't wear a bra
with it. Yeah.

What does that mean, Armani? You don't
wear a bra? But you know what I mean?

It's like it's a design.

It's a design. But you can see your bra.
Oh, that looks terrible. Yeah.

You're right. You can't wear a bra with
this.

Unfortunately, Century 21 went bankrupt.

Meanwhile, they said I was their number
one sellout, number one online item,

which brings me back to Gaurav, my
partner. Why are you not telling me I'm

best sellout?

Something doesn't add up here.

And I want to see the books.

Oh, I forgot to tell you, Ramona's
coming by.

Singer, stinger. So we need one more
setup for her.

One more?

I invited Ramona here today because I
thought maybe she could get through to

Gaurav in the way I haven't. And now I'm
having second thoughts because Ramona

is unfiltered. You know, she may just
make things worse.

Hello?

Okay, that's Gaurav and Laura. Anything
else you need?

I'm good. I just, you know.

Sonia! Hi!

How are you? You look so good. I need to
see you.

Hi, Laura!

This is so pretty.

The apartment looks good.

Last time you were here, I was talking
about, you know, I had to do these

different renovations so I can rent it
or sell it. Because it's not a great

to sell. But I don't really have a
choice. I can't afford it right now.

Soon you will start affording it, Sonia.
Soon.

Tell me, tell me.

We've been, I think, progressing in the
fashion business.

After 2021, we lost some money. Not
some, huge.

So we will be structuring direct -to
-consumer in a different manner, and we

will be going much, much, much more
bigger. We have a lot of things going

Every time I ask Gaurav about the
financial aspects of our business, he

so many vague answers.

I think we will be going on Martha
Stewart level faster than we thought.

Well, not faster than we thought. I'm
taking Alita St. James' advice.

Stand up for myself. I want to see
what's going on in my company. I want

Hey, guys!

Wow! Hey, Gaurav. How are you? I don't
think I've met you, but I'm Ramona. Nice

to meet you.

How are you?

You never met Laura?

No. Maybe a long time ago.

I think I was pregnant. I know you look
gorgeous. Thank you.

Gaurav and I are passionate.

We're very passionate.

So basically, you know what?

Sonia's very proud of her brand, Sonia
Morgan.

And I just have some input.

I'm coming to this discussion very
educated in business. I opened up my own

company, and I had...

successfully for many years where I
bought clothes out. My goal mainly is

Sonia to get the money or as everybody
would say, show me the coin.

Yeah, like you can't be f***ing up my
coins.

We, first month, we hardly sold $2 ,000.

Okay. From $2 ,000 to today, we have
averaged out $50 ,000 because like Sonia

knows it's a million dollars. For a
year, $50 ,000 a year. Month.

50 ,000 a month, that's 600 ,000 a year.
If you're doing 600 ,000, you're easily

making like 400 ,000 gross profit
because you're on the internet, you're

retail. What is the average cost of a
website maintenance in your opinion?

Everyone has different expenses.

It all depends.

Will you like to be a creative director
of the website and run it?

No, she doesn't. Come on. I'll be an
advisor. What about all those? I don't

to be paid. All I know is there's enough
money for her to be getting something

every month. Yes. Whether it's like $5
,000. $5 ,000.

10%. There's a lot of un -cashed checks.
Do you want to talk about the un

-cashed checks? Do you know Sonia's $10
,000 un -cashed check?

Pardon? What?

Sonia's $10 ,000 un -cashed check?

No, I don't. You're saying like $10 ,000
check. No, she gave me $2 ,000.

I really don't

understand why Sonia hasn't cashed
checks.

So it doesn't make sense. Who leaves
money sitting around?

I don't know if I'm getting the whole
story from her now. I mean, I'm a little

confused because she didn't tell me this
beforehand.

This is the Sonia's royalty
calculations.

up to $82 ,000 till they're dead.

Who took off? Is the money, then the
money must still be there because she

hasn't used it. Yeah, all the money is
paid from there is lawyers for

registration of those brands.

How much did you take out to pay the
lawyer fees and the brand fees? So what

you take out of that? Only thing is
paid. How much? Only one thing is paid.

much? Only one thing. How much? 80
grand, how much did you take out? $50

paid to the lawyer. You took 80, the 80
,000 you were supposed to give her, you

took away 60 ,000. Not me taking it. I
do not take anything. After the fact.

The oil bills are for the company of
Sonia, not for me. It's pretty obvious

Sonia just needs a new deal with Garaf.
If you sell 50 ,000 going forward...

I get $5 ,000. We have no problem,
Sonia. We said 500 times. But I also

see the books.

I gave you all the tax filings. Tax
filings have everything. I asked for tax

filings. It has everything.

The books.

The monthly journals.

Yeah, monthly journals and all that. If
you want to come there, you come. Sit

with me. She wants the account. She
wants the account. But I can't continue

this for no money at all. At this point,
we figured it out. We figured it out.

The sales are there. The account is all
good. I think today was worthwhile.

Definitely, Gaurav was a little
flustered. He understands that I have to

books. Or we need to renegotiate our
whole way of working together.

I need a tequila.

I need a tequila now.

I just peed my pants. Just don't pee on
me. You're not wearing pants.

Wow.

Oh, my God.

This is so perfect. Hey, you guys.

Jerry. So good to see you. Thank you so
much for doing this for me.

Second video.

I know.

After Viva La Diva. So this is your
living room. It looks great.

Ready for your holiday party.

So we have your Petrosian.

Oh, my God. The caviar arrived. Yes.
Yeah. And it's quite fabulous. Oh, my

Look at this.

This is beautiful.

Oh my God, you put the caviar right
inside. How perfect is this? It's a nice

little snack. I need to get into hair
and makeup.

Yeah. I want this Christmas song and the
music video to reflect the holidays and

friends getting together and celebrating
and joy.

Just being with the people that you
love. That's what I want the vibe to be.

so I hope that I'm going to get that
vibe from the girls because you never

Where's my darling?

Hi. Hi, how are you?

I'm great. I'm just getting my face on.
Oh, look at you get that face on. Hi,

sweetheart. You know what? I think I
should do a whole album. I think you

too. For Christmas. Yeah, because
everybody has a Christmas album. What I

want for Christmas is a Christmas album.

That's good. That would be amazing.

Yeah, that's good. We'll record it in
the summertime because that's when we

to do it. That's the thing.

And then we have plenty of time and
nobody's rushed.

Yeah, and then Leah can, you know, rest
assured that all the paperwork will be

in order.

Hey, girl. Hey. Oh, you look so pretty.

You have your dress on.

I bought mine. I wish I had brought mine
because now I'm like, I wish I would

have changed. You bought me, too.

I love you, Gorg.

This is actually a really pretty dress.
It is, right? No, it is. It's not bad. I

mean, I would never wear it normally.

No, but it's pretty.

I'm happy to be getting a Giovanni dress
to wear. I'm just happy I didn't get a

pair of sweatpants and a paper bag to
wear this year.

Look at the dress you are wearing, okay?

And look at, imagine if I showed up in
a... And this was the only option?

all she sent me. She did send me two
dresses.

How are you?

I feel a lot, actually.

So yesterday I found out about the DNA
stuff with Ashley.

And? Thanks.

Yeah, it was really sad. Thank you,
baby. It was hard.

Because I think I wanted that to be the
case, obviously, because she's so sweet

and beautiful and lovely.

I mean, your dad's a man, Ken. No,
that's what's crazy.

So I'm kind of like, I'm very sad,
obviously, about me and Ashley not being

blood related. But I'm also kind of, I
don't know, a little excited. Like, it's

kind of like, oh, my God.

At this point, I've gotten this far.

I've dealt with disappointment now in
this space, which is really what I was

scared about to begin with. I don't
really feel like I have anything to lose

finding out once and for all who my
father is.

So next week, I'm going to meet with a
geneticist who's going to try to use my

DNA to find my dad, which he could be
alive, Leah. I haven't even considered

that in like three years.

Keep going. Keep searching.

Coming up.

Hank got a call at 2 o 'clock in the
morning, and Jill said, listen, you've

to come get Sonia because she's passed
out drunk on my bed in my hotel room,

you've got to get her out of here.

What do I want for Christmas?

What is it gonna be? Does she have any
cold champagne or anything?

Lou, you didn't make the champagne cold?

It should be cold. It was in the fridge.

Okay. Can you open it? Because I'm not
good at opening it.

Hey, Ramona.

Hello, my love.

Hi. Sorry, we're just... No, that's
okay. You're working. Oh, Ramona.

I'm not about ice to make it cold. Oh,
Jesus. Oh, well. Merry Christmas.

All right. Sorry.

Wow. This is really gorgeous. This is
over the top.

Luann really did a good job here. We're
going to just do this over and over.

Yeah, I know, but it's cold and it's
raining, so my hair is going to be a

Okay.

What do I want for Christmas?

One more time.

What am I dreaming of?

I didn't get the lip sync.

What am I dreaming of?

But I'm not looking at camera at all.
What is it going to be?

What's going to magically appear? One
more time. Take 50.

Don't worry about any of this. It's just
you on cue singing opening this door.

You know what I mean? I know, but I
can't hear the cue because I'm outside.

So I just need to know why someone can
wave to you. I know.

Someone should wave. She's going to
wave.

Look, she's going to wave to the cue.

See, I came just in time.

Just in time. I get things done.

I am a director.

You are.

Somehow, I can always capture what needs
to be done, and I get it done. So

listen, I could be a director, a
producer, major seller of real estate,

it. I can do it if I put my mind to it.

Hi, girls.

Hi.

Sorry, we're just shooting a thing right
here. Hi. Oh, nice.

Hi. You look great. Thank you.

You look gorgeous. Thank you. You look
stunning.

Like the diva that you are. Great.

Awesome. I know. You know what? I wanted
to bring her because she's been being

weird and lonely.

Okay. So, listen, Molly, can you help
with the girls with, like, whatever they

want to drink, wear their coats and all
that while I get this shot done?

Thank you, Molly.

I love that dress on you.

Thank you.

White was a perfect idea for you. All
right. Ready?

Because it's cold.

Angel, come here.

Angel. Oh, honey, can you just keep the
dog with you?

There's champagne flying.

The dog is running around. This is a
music video. What the hell's going on

Okay, cool.

Go and eat some caviar and let me get my
first shot in.

What do I want for Christmas?

What am I dreaming of? Oh, they're doing
the music video right now.

Let's do that again.

She's doing this like 30 times already.

It's like her 30th time.

Right?

I feel like I am walking into what Luann
views as eternal life when

she's in heaven.

A 60 -foot tall Christmas tree, everyone
wearing Giovanni, boxes of Tiffany's,

and her as the star.

Okay, so Leah, we're ready for you.

Billy, can you do me the honors again
with a little champagne? Okay, but go

slow. Don't get sloshed. Honey, I never
get sloshed. That's one thing I know how

to do is handle my alcohol. My words.

Not necessarily. My mouth gets me into
trouble many a time.

I'm trying to get better. But they're
not connected.

I got it. It's good. Yeah. Okay.

Enjoy. She gets sh** all the time. She
does.

Woo -hoo! She got me hooked on camera.
Oh, my God. I'm so in heaven. So you can

take your time getting ready. I'll come
and get you in, like, 30 minutes, and

we'll do, like, a solo with you, okay?

How happy are you?

This part that goes, what's going to
make my heart explode?

Blow with love.

That's going to be the thing.

Exactly. I'm sorry to hear about your
breakup.

Thank you. I'm really sorry.

We found out at lunch. I didn't even
know. That was kind of fast and furious.

was in and out. And here's the thing. I
think I'm going to take a break from

dating. Me, you and I, you know, Garth
is.

No, I was going to ask.

Well, what happened was that we were
spotted in Sag Harbor and a photographer

took pictures of us and it kind of went
everywhere.

I want a guy that's proud to walk down
the street with me.

A Page Six article is not going to throw
him off.

Men are always intimidated by women who
are smarter than them, richer than them,

and have more high profile and more
connections than them. I was telling

How many men, once they found out that
I'm in the press, they're like the dear

John, the dear Ramona. You know, Ramona,
you're a fabulous woman. You're great

in every way. But I don't want to be in
the press. Right. And I don't blame him.

I don't blame him. But it's still not
easy. It hurts. It does. It does.

he's a sweet guy and I like him.

At least we'll be ready.

It's going to happen later. You know?
Absolutely.

I hope so. You will. I will.

I will.

Coming up.

Dylan has a girlfriend? I think she was
there in the room with you. He posted on

his Instagram. You were there in the
room.

Oh,

where am I supposed to be looking?

You can look directly in the camera.
Sorry, let's do it again.

Let's just do that again.

Just do it again.

If I could have my wish. There, we
nailed it that time. That's what we were

after. Kids, let's do that one more
time. Okay.

So, you know that Sonia left her caviar
in the hotel room. Well, you know what I

found out? She fell asleep there. She
passed out. She passed out. We have to

the real story from Hank. He's the guy.
No, I got the real story. So, basically,

Sonia went back to the hotel where Dylan
was staying with his girlfriend.

So, Sonia, Dylan, and the girlfriend.

Three of them. Now, I don't know.

What? I saw the girlfriend on Dylan's
Insta story. Then Hank got a call at 2 o

'clock in the morning, and Dylan said,
listen, you have to come get Sonia

because she's passed out drunk on my bed
in my hotel room, and you've got to get

her out of here.

Why is Sonia making up stories?

Why does she want to say that she had
hot sex with some hot guy all night when

she actually passed out in his bed and
someone had to go get her?

I don't know what Sonia's trying to
prove.

So this whole story she made up, she had
the best sex ever.

No wonder why she was like, oh, no, I'm
never going to see him again. I'm like,

what? What is she talking about? I don't
know. I was trying to live vicariously

through it. I was very excited. She was
trying to pontificate and make this

whole story into something that totally
was not.

I mean, how grateful are we that Hank
came to get her and put her to bed at

house? Why does she just make up
stories?

She's always making up stories.

And she said, you see, Lou, I'm still, I
still got it, you know, kind of thing.

You know, we know she's still got it.
She doesn't have to prove it by having

or doing something with a guy that's
like 25 years old, first of all. She's

jealous of Garth. Garth and I aren't
even together right now. Yeah, you see

happy she was back then? I know, she was
happy. She was like beaming like, yes!

Yeah, that's true.

That's true. She was.

she always does the kind of thing to me
when she's like late at night, she's had

drinks, he's all over me and she loves
me. Yeah. And then during the day, she's

like, makes digs like that. I mean, I
know it's coming from a place for her of

being sad.

Right. And I get it. She's trying to
escape the reality of what's going on

her life. You know, she left the caviar
behind. I mean, that's the worst part of

the story.

Hank, she's not going to know. So just
keep it. Yeah. No, he's keeping it.

Beautiful. That was so cute.

Okay, I think we got that. Okay,
darling,

your turn. Wait, I gotta do my lipstick.

You didn't give me the heads up.

We're working with Luann again.

You haven't changed at all.

Hi. Oh, this is for you. Just a little
thank you for throwing that birthday.

party for me. Oh, you did.

I mean, as much as I said I didn't want
it, it turned out to be what I needed.

Awesome. You look stunning.

Thank you, honey.

Did you love your caviar?

Yeah, I did. Did you eat it?

Yeah, yeah. I had it with the model.

You did? You had it with the model? I
love Sonia, but she's a storyteller. She

makes up all the time.

Hi, Knockout. You look stunning.

Look at us.

The gold, I went with the silver. You
look beautiful.

No, no, no. I love this. I love this on
you. Beautiful. You girls look amazing.

You all look beautiful.

Mr. Stretch, let me... Hi, lover. How
are you? Give my due respect. No drama.

heard there was some drama the other day
in front of you. No drama we can't

overcome. Quiet on the set. I can't hear
my part.

You know what? Can we go towards this
area? Because Ramona can't concentrate.

No, because I have that hearing thing. I
can't concentrate on sounds.

Now I hope the ladies understand there's
a lot that goes into production and

music videos and cabaret shows, and that
I'm not just a diva. It's really hard

work. Did Billy tell you that the song,
I was trying to get it out for this

Christmas? It's not going to happen.

It'll be for next year. It'll be for
next year, because to get it on Spotify

do it properly.

It's better to wait, and then I can have
all my papers in order. All the

paperwork will be ready by now. All the
paperwork will be in order, exactly.

That's great. Oh, I love you.

All your releases will be signed.

I'm glad that she mentioned it. I mean,
she's like kind of making light of it

and that's great. But yeah, that does
give us some time.

Perfect. If I could have my wish, life
would be full of dish. I love that. That

was really cute.

Just dance around.

Blow a kiss to the camera.

Yeah, I think that's cute. It's the
dinner party hosting scene.

Thank you. We got it. You're fabulous.

It was fun.

You're fabulous. So you're good. You can
show out. Thank you.

Ebony, your turn. Are we ready? Your
turn. So quick? Your turn.

I'm a pro, girl.

What can I say? When I get it, I get it.
And I got it. If I could have my wish.

Perfect. One more.

Diamonds and parties too.

Do the hair. Yeah, that was cute. What
do I want for Christmas?

Just you. Perfect.

Did you eat the caviar yet that Louis Vu
gave you? I brought it to the model's

hotel and I had it with him. And caviar
is not exactly what I remember.

Is that the long -haired one? Yeah.

I do like an effeminate guy where you
were not turned on by his slim -toned

muscles. I didn't like how he was
commenting on everyone's outfits.

No, but he was gorgeous.

He was a very good lover. But last
night, I had a problem sleeping because

tomorrow is my serious date.

With marriage material.

I think you should focus on the marriage
material. Forget about the toy boys.

Yesterday you were telling me, yes,
girl, plus ice.

I thought you had a little fun, I guess.

It's a good confidence booster for the
date with the guy.

You'll be glowing from the sex.

You know, you are. And then that guy
will be like, whoa, she's glowing.

He has a girlfriend.

You know that. Ramona was saying, you
know Dylan has a girlfriend. Dylan has a

girlfriend? I think she was there in the
room with you.

I don't know about that, but I know
that.

I know he's a very good lover.

caviar, and he has tequila, and I go,
what happened to Prashant? And where's

Hank? And it was just us, and then all
of a sudden, this girl comes out of the

bathroom, and I was like, what the?

And I know I have this date coming up to
just see marriage material guys, so

it's like a fling, you know? Speaking of
caviar, look at this. Can I see a

picture of the girl? I mean, I was there
for the dick. I know, but she was

there, so. As far as I know, she was
like. I'm not going to ask total

I'm not, you know, that's private, but.

No, it's not private.

Okay, so give me details.

Like, what happened with the girl? You
want the sex details? I just want to

know, like, did you, you know... Well,
it's not anything different from any

other time. I mean, it's just... Did she
just watch, or was she kind of involved

lightly? I was there to get laid. I
liked it.

I still got it, because all I know is
she was, like, there, happy to be... My

life's being boring, and Sonia's making
me feel like I have a boring life. I

don't really want to tell you all the
little details.

It's nothing new in the book of Sonya.
Come on. So he busted Sonya big time.

Wait, what'd she do?

She claimed that she went home with
Dylan and had, like, great sex.

Wait, what?

But that's a super gorgeous one. She did
not. She lied.

She basically fell asleep there with his
girlfriend and passed out.

You know she likes to make up stuff. I
call it lying. She likes to lie.

She lies. I'm sorry. She lies.

No, no, because she'll say so many
things about me that aren't true. She

up lies.

I go, why are you lying?

Yeah. I feel bad for Sonia because I
really don't believe that she had sex

anybody after the party. And I feel like
Sonia always feels she's got to come

with this bullshit story to entertain
and please this group. And Son, my love,

you don't have to sing for your supper.

Group scene. We're doing the chorus now.
I want everybody at the piano elegant.

Okay. And some were supposed to be
deposited in January.

Well, this is business.

Get in the scene and we'll shoot this.
Where is Ramona?

Molly, can you get Ramona, please?

I'm all confused. I was so upset.

Come back here with the doggie, because
the doggie's my friend. The doggie is

your friend. The doggie is definitely
your friend. I'm going to go behind the

billy. Well, you need to place that
right, because you're the director. I

I'm trying to get Ramona here, and when
I get you all five in front of me, I'll

say Ramona there.

Right, but I should be next to Billy.

That's perfect. Yep, go ahead and go
next to Billy. I wanted to be next to

Billy. Everybody wants to be next to
Billy.

Let Luann be next to Billy. Okay.

I'll be right here. Okay.

Where did Singer go?

Ramona. I'm coming. I have a situation.

This is great. Yeah, perfect. It's just,
yes. And Ramona will go. And Ramona

needs to go here. Under the piano?

Uh -uh, Billy.

Just tell me how many checks. Quickly,
I'm in a shoot. Just tell me how many

checks. What is Ramona doing?

She's like a diva already.

Ramona, you're holding everyone up. Oh,
I know. I had a major six -figure

problem. Okay, well, come on. Let's go.

This will be three minutes, literally
three minutes. Put your phone down,

please. You're not a star.

When there's real money involved,
they're just going to have to wait. If I

you? Yes.

Money comes first.

Always. It's circling the globe until we
find the perfect man. Can we have that

corner light off?

Yeah. And the reflection. Or you can run
away.

To get away from all those distant
memories.

We have hit a wall. We are diva'd out.

Last shot.

It's a wrap, and we're out of here.

Ramona spins it so hard, the guys are
falling off the globe.

Sometimes you try a little hard, woman.

I think the music video is going to be
amazing, so at the end of the day... But

what do I want for Christmas?

Just you.

As much of a pain in the ass as they can
be, it turned out great.

Next time on The Real Housewives of New
York City.

I've never had a matchmaker before.

Never had back surgery.

When a hernia hits, the jelly comes out.
Oh, yuck. Now this says it all. This

view is amazing. Right now, it's in
stuff.

I'm talking.

I feel like we won't do that much during
Shabbat.

I was exposed to COVID. Like, I have to
quarantine for five days. Wait, you're

going to leave me with these bitches to
do Black Shabbat?

Shabbat shalom.

Shabbat shalom.

My best friend, Michael Lorber, he's
Jewish, so I know a little bit, but not

lot. And, of course, every sixes had a
Jewish boyfriend once or twice.

Right? How about when I went to college,
the Jewish people hated me?

We had a Shabbat dinner, and I was
boycotted. We're not talking about you.

upset that no one wants to listen to me,
okay? No, wait, wait. I need to talk to

you.