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Your grandmother was the only one who's been there for you forever.

I feel so bad. I'm turning this whole trip into me being a side.

It's terrible.

This is going to be a blast tonight.

Yeah. It's going to be fun. And it's exciting because it's our last night.

We're going to get dressed up for Halloween. It's a 1970s inspired beauty

pageant. Is everyone at the table going to early vote? I don't even want to

partake. Please don't. Don't.

Come at me with some really self -righteous. But you need to vote.

I wasn't going to say that.

Y 'all's friend Leah, she's so rude to me.

She's like, don't be so righteous with me on the beach.

Everything's on the ballot. Was she talking about me? Yeah, she said that

felt that you had a responsibility to vote. And she was really bothered by

Now we're done.

I'm dealing with enough. I don't give a shit who's winning or who's not winning.

My grandmother's dying. That's all I care about right now. So please shut the

fuck up.

Relax, bitch. You want to call me a... Bitch, they're going to kill each other

in the van.

Leah's getting out the car. I'm not going with her. No, not going with her.

She needs to turn it down.

I'm not dealing with this. Sorry. She's such a loser.

She's a psycho.

When Leah gets there, you got to let her just blow off some steam.

Like, I'm overwhelmed.

I'm very overwhelmed.

Well, you look great.

Here she comes.

You can't scare me away, Leah. Honestly.

Like, I could care less.

Victoria and Nicole are there waiting for us. We're late. Let's go. What about

like a vow of silence?

I think that was a really good idea. I thought the vow of silence was good. I'm

the crazy one now. I'm laughing.

It doesn't even really matter. All right, let's go. Let's go. All right.

the worst mood ever, but Luann's planned this night, and she's really looking

forward to it. And I can't let this giant neck wound go to waste.

Are these yours?

Yeah. I threw them out.

No wonder why they're everywhere.

Do you want them?

I'll leave them over here.

Thank you.

Heather is definitely in the wrong place at the wrong time. So I feel bad

because it's really not about Heather. It's really about Leah and what she's

going through.

My advice to Heather is just to shut the fuck up.

Oh, Jessica Queen, look at you.

Oh, you look great.

All right, I'm going to sit right here next to you.

Very hot. It's very hot in here.

Okay, so I just want to know what you said about me. Because I want to know if

I'm overreacting and you misheard what she said.

I might have misspoke, Heather, so let me be clear. I thought I heard you say

was irresponsible for an able voter to not vote. You didn't say that. No. So

then I misspoke. I didn't use the word irresponsible. Then I misspoke. And I'll

own it.

Well, I feel like I really do. This was like my bad.

Sorry, Heather. Sorry, sis.

Sorry. The last thing I need today is for anyone to talk to me about something

serious like politics or not voting or voting. Believe me, I get it. But where

I'm at right now, it's not my priority. I'm thinking about my grandmother.

That's it. And I am on edge.

Look, we can have differences of opinion. It doesn't mean we don't love

other. But you don't know, Heather, and she shouldn't be saying anything about

anything is what you're saying. I'm sure it all came from a good place, Heather,

and I apologize for losing it. Okay. I understand, and I have had a lot of

compassion for you over it. A lot. So let's just leave it right at that. Okay.

Okay, we're here. We're here. We got to get our beauty queen faces on. I think

we got someplace.

Good venting.

You don't have to have a rhyme or a reason.

Sometimes you just have to let a girl vent, and your girlfriends have to be

there to catch you. That's the way I feel.

Girls, come on in. Here's our host. Hi. Oh, my God. You look amazing.

Thank you, babe. How are you?

I hope you're ready to party.

our usual Halloween party where we have lots of people, everybody getting

dressed up. It's just going to be our group, and we're going to make it

fabulous. Oh, we have sashes? We have sashes.

Of course. All have titles. That feels great.

Should we help you pin yours?

Yeah. I want to show my cleavage.

I'm a retard on this cleavage. No, no.

You have to have your cleavage. No, I like my cleavage. I'll help you with it.

I'll help you. I'll do it. My cleavage looks good, too. I'm going to do it.

if I make it with your cleavage showing? Good. Fine. Do that, then.

It's a beauty pageant, right? One of my best features, besides my legs, which

are now covered, are my breasts.

So, you know, I want to put my, you know, best breasts forward.

Live and in color from the Topping Roads in luscious Bridgehampton, New York,

this is the Miss New York Pageant.

The girls here tonight will be chosen as Miss New York 1970.

And now, please welcome the top six and most beautiful girls of the USA.

Miss Southampton.

Miss Upper East.

Hit your mark, ladies.

Next, we have Miss Sad Harbor.

Please welcome Miss City Hall.

We have Miss Upper West.

And welcome Miss Downtown.

Happy Halloween and welcome, ladies.

Each of these ladies have been working tirelessly on their special talent.

Up first, we're going to introduce Miss Sag Harbor.

Red Row is in danger for sure, and up on stage, beware.

Southampton, what will your talent be this evening? Wait, Sonia is butt naked.

You know, Luann, I think, is very impressed with my arms.

I'm going to show, like, why my arms are so good.

All right, we can cue the music.

Look at the vibes they did. I love it.

Yes, the crowd is very into this.

This is good, Ramona.

This Ramona is wowing the crowd.

Oh, she's getting down.

Push -ups in a ball gown, ladies and gentlemen.

That's pretty good.

11, 12,

13, 20, 21, 27, 38, 40.

I have no idea how this woman is doing 40 push -ups. I can barely do eight of

them. Ramona consists of rosé and muscle.

Are you her coach? You've been coaching her? Yeah, you can do it. You can do it.

We've got faith.

You can do it. I believe you.

Yay!

Good job!

Be aggressive.

B -E, aggressive.

B -E -A -G -G -R -E. What is that for?

She just made it up.

She got it from, like, you two. She is aggressive.

For my talent, I'm going to do a spoken word.

The black woman has had to have a greater lens on society than about any

group. We have to understand white men, white women, and we

have to understand ourselves.

And when black women win victories, all of society benefits.

This is a beauty patch. We're just going to have some fun.

Can't you have fun for just one night? To close out this portion of our special

talent, the one and only Myth Upper East.

Three. Three. Oh, my God. Three words.

First word.

Oh. Oh, you're her assistant. Oh, we have to guess. Okay.

Love. Love.

Love.

Horse?

This is going to be very difficult to judge.

Do you think you're going to win?

I know we're all on the edge of our seats to learn who will be this year's

New York and head off to Miss America 1970.

Our second runner -up is Miss City Hall.

Our first runner -up is...

Miss Sag Harbor.

I know, right?

Really though?

It's so rigged.

This is straight bullshit.

Here we are.

So nervous.

And the winner is, of the 1970 Miss New York,

Miss Downtown.

or my freak out, so I'm not getting a charity win.

I won the fair and square.

I love the fact that Leah thought that she won fair and square, but I rigged it

because I really wanted Leah to win tonight. She needed it.

Give me the old one, give me the old one.

Tiaras are tossed in everywhere.

You should sing Miss America.

Who would have wanted that tiara? I want to take this time out to own,

reactions that I had a few times this weekend, but I want to thank my friends

for helping me get through a very challenging weekend and time.

And thank you.

Thank you for watching our Miss New York 1970.

Good night and thank you for watching this broadcast. Godspeed and God bless

America.

Coming up.

Leah just sent me a sweet message.

Thank you for being understanding this week with me, sadly.

What?

Ramona's going to kill me.

She said no coffee upstairs.

Why is this going on?

Ramona. Yeah, baby. Did you see what I brought you back?

Which is so good. Where's Sonia?

She's trying to pass.

This is a wreck.

I saw that Leah left, no?

She went straight to her grandmother, yeah. She didn't text me about it.

Having Leah for five days at my home, we came to a better understanding with

each other. When she gets upset, she tends to lash out, but it's just

of something really bothering her inside.

So I'm not taking it personal anymore.

Oh, Leah just sent me a sweet message, or all of us, I think, in the group

What'd she say? So it makes me happy. She didn't even text me goodbye.

But no, she sent a group text.

Thank you for being understanding this week with me, sadly.

What? Grandmother died.

She didn't get to see her grandmother before she died.

Oh, no.

This figures me. Sadly, my grandma passed at 3 .52 a .m.

My mom just told me I was on my way to say goodbye.

Love you, guys.

I am so terribly sorry for your loss.

I am so sorry you did not get to see her before she passed.

I don't know if you want to say that. Don't make her feel bad.

Just say it.

Okay, wait. I don't want to send it. Don't send it. I'm so terribly sorry for

your loss.

You don't have to write it right now. Just take a breath. You know what? I'll

wait. You're right.

Just take a breath.

This is exactly why my emergency contact is not Ramona Singer, because there's

not any emergency that Ramona's going to make any better.

Oh, hi, morning.

Oh, hey, Heather, how are you? Good morning. How are you?

I'm okay.

How are you doing?

Good.

Where's Ebony? Is she out? Yeah, I think she's coming down. Do you want to sit

at the table? Whatever you think, sure.

Oh, my gosh.

Well, wait for Ebony.

There she is. Good morning, ladies.

Good morning. Good morning.

How y 'all doing?

We need a warm quiche. Yes. Glad you got that, Lou. Thank you, my dear. I love

that. Yeah, you guys got the text from Leah?

What? I'm sorry to tell you if you haven't seen your phones yet that Leah's

grandmother passed away. Oh, she did? I didn't see. She literally passed away

this morning. Oh, she was definitely feeling that coming.

So I FaceTimed with her, actually. Oh, you did? And y 'all, I want you to know

she wasn't hysterical.

And so I could tell she feels a way, you guys, about the fact that, like, should

I have not been here this weekend?

But I said, Leah, here's the thing. You know, I'm no rabbi or preacher.

But I don't think God makes mistakes.

And I think the fact that your last memory of your grandma will be being

and fun and loving versus her not talking. Like, that's where my grandma

that's why I think a part of me doesn't want to see her like that. Because she

also has Alzheimer's. So she's been gone for a while.

That's what I went through.

But then I feel like am I a bad person for not going down there?

You know, that's so personal. It's such a personal choice. You want to remember

the way you remember? But my mother, I want to be there for her. Yeah. My mom

literally the only blood family I have left in the world. Oh, wow. But there is

a young woman.

Her name is Ashley.

And she reached out to me on Instagram about a year ago.

And she proclaims to be my sister.

She proclaims to be my father's daughter.

Who your father you don't know. My father that I don't know. It's perfect.

This is where this is really sticky.

My mother spoke about this man named Kenneth who could potentially be my dad.

But she always was very honest and transparent about the fact that there's

concrete answers.

And to be candid, you know, it's not really something she's comfortable

exploring. So I called her and I said, Ashley.

Tell me why you think I'm your sister. Let's start there. Right. She says that

my picture was on her grandmother's mantle her entire childhood and life and

still is.

And that her father and family always told her she had an older sister. And I

want to go on this journey to find out if it's true. Right. This is exciting.

I feel like Ebony is letting down her guard by sharing this with us. She

us, and she's letting us in, and I feel like I can be closer to her. I feel like

I said something to you, Ebony, that I want to share with the group.

The bottom line is that...

We're all learning, and we're all recognizing what some rhetoric and how

can hurt. I feel like you're ready to preach, and I don't want to hear

preaching. No, no, no.

Let her speak and listen.

I'm actually not going to preach. Please listen. I made a mistake, and I was

trying to tell you that you were eloquent.

Okay, here it is.

Great job.

Thank you. You're very articulate.

I don't know if anyone ever told you that.

Thank you. I heard it a couple times.

I made a mistake, and I wanted to apologize because I hope that you knew

the intent was... I didn't think it was malicious, and I, of course, accept your

apology. You said, you're very articulate.

Now, that's a trigger for me because the subtext of that is that black people in

this country are not expected to speak the king's English properly. Just like

Ramona.

Hey!

It was a giveaway. I had to do it. I'm not fragile in that way, so we'll have

these uncomfortable moments.

And you can always ask the question. And, you know, I don't have all the

either. I want to be clear about that.

After a weekend full of ups and downs, I am pleasantly surprised that there have

been opportunities to connect.

And that makes me happy.

Well, that was good.

Yeah, cheers to that.

Cheers to that. I'm going to go get my car fixed. I'm going to go pack.

I want to just say, ladies, thank you for coming this weekend.

Oh, yeah. I had a fabulous time with all of you. I know we had our ups and

downs, but we made it through, and I think we're stronger for it. And I love

that we're communicating, and I'm glad you're teaching us some things. We're

using our words. Yes.

Teaching white fragility. Learning some words. Look at you, Ramona. Thank you so

much, Ramona. You're welcome.

Coming up.

If I call you a stupid slut.

I'm Ebony K. Williams, your attorney at law and host.

Welcome to Holden Court. I actually can't believe, Dustin, this is our

episode. I can't believe it either. I think we're going to be in the top ten.

do, too. Before New Year's.

I love picking this up. I know, right? I love it comes with a little brush.

Let's see the brush.

But it's just to keep it manicured. Everything's faux. I want faux. So if it

gets a little knotty. Oh, my God. You never know what people are doing on

Do you have black tights?

Maybe? Not these.

The schnitzel stocking. Wonderful.

Sarah? Oh, I don't.

Sorry.

Hey, come on.

It's okay.

I honestly don't even want to go.

I know.

I don't want to see her in the casket. Because the last time I saw her, she

looked like herself in a way.

It's going to be rough.

I almost was going to just... No, you can't do that. I know I can't.

That would be difficult for me, though. I hate this outfit.

It looks ridiculous.

I look like a whore.

Yeah, you do, actually.

I'm just a guest in my own home, but while we're here, I want it to look like

home. Recycle paper.

So put that at the top of the stairs. That means it goes down.

Recycle envelope to reuse.

Why do people buy envelopes when you just cross it out and use it?

Hi. How are you? Good. How are you doing? I can't complain.

I'm meeting someone in your courtyard.

Where is it? Straight back.

Yeah, just straight back and to your left.

Hey. Hey, how are you?

I'm good.

How are you?

Good, good.

You know, I'm not used to wearing heels, and I just went through here. Careful.

Oh, my gosh.

I know Michael socially through Sonya Morgan, but don't tell her that because

she'll get jealous.

You kind of know me, but you don't know me, but I am a very driven woman.

And that's one of the reasons why I want to be affiliated with Douglas Elliman.

Right, we're the best.

And you fixed up your own homes, right, and sold some of them. Yeah. So, I mean,

that's some of the best experience you can get.

Right, because a lot of people don't have the vision. See, I have vision.

I'm always been very business -oriented and entrepreneurial. I mean, I had my

own company.

I did skin care. I did the pinot grigio. I had HSN jewelry. This is who I am. I

need to work. And I know I'm a natural in real estate. And if I can make money

doing that, because, you know, money is my aphrodisiac.

It's a very competitive business, real estate, obviously. Well, I'm a

competitive person. Yeah, that's good. But it's a lot of work. So I'm excited

get my license here in New York. But, you know, it's taking more work because

you have to complete the 75 -hour course.

And they have to pass the test that they give you. Yeah, the company test and

then the state test.

And then if I want my license in Aspen or Florida, I have to do another test.

That's a whole other thing.

It's really good to have a sponsor when you go into real estate.

Michael is an excellent broker.

His father's chairman.

I mean, come on. Can't get better than that. I'm connected here.

So when you're showing real estate now, we have to be so careful now not to

offend anyone.

So we don't use the term master bedroom anymore. A primary bedroom.

Right. I'm learning. I'm learning. It's not the law yet, but I'm sure it will

be. But it's smart to just do that. Yeah, be politically correct. So primary

bedroom. Is it called politically correct or just socially aware or both?

just being appropriate and sensitive, I think. Like we can't call it his and

hers bath.

So we just say, you know, main bathroom one, main bathroom two, dual bathroom,

something like that. You can't say bachelor bed, you know? You can't use

like that. Wow. If it's right off fifth, I don't think you can say steps to the

park. Someone told me that because of invalids.

I don't... Handicapped people. Right, if you're in a wheelchair, you're not

stepping to the park. Someone just told me that recently.

It's a different world today. And you know me, I'm unfiltered, so I have to be

really careful and watch my P's and Q's.

So I think...

In the meantime, what we'll do is we'll start working on some open houses. You

know, they'll be a little different now with social distancing and everything.

But yeah, that'll be our next steps. And we'll get going. And I'll keep

checking. Exactly.

Hello.

Hey, y 'all.

Hi. Hey, come on in.

Martin, I've heard so much about you.

Are you going to box today?

I'm going to box you.

Before we do that, though, I have to check on my girl. How are you doing?

I know you had the wake yesterday.

How was it? Was it like a beautiful ceremony?

It was. I mean, like, as beautiful as it could be, you know, like so many people

came.

It was a beautiful but such a sad goodbye.

And it was raining so hard, the rain just didn't stop, you know?

I don't really know, like, what our family,

like, looks like without my grandmother.

I'm trying to have this perspective where, like, my grandma's gone, and

decision I make for my life has to be one that she'd be proud of. Like, I have

to think about her when I'm...

Making decisions about my mom, when I'm making decisions about my daughter, when

I'm making decisions about myself.

Hey, baby.

Hi.

Hi. Hi.

My girl.

You look beautiful.

I need to get you some space, girl.

Oh, my God. I knew I was going to meet you someday.

I saw you on some Instagram.

Yeah, how you doing? Nice to see you.

Save me from these two lunatics over there.

Ebony and I, we're Virgos, okay? We're problem solvers, and it's a joint effort

to help Sonia and make sure that Luann and Ramona don't step all over her

anymore. You think they're lunatics?

Birds of a feather!

All right, let's get some rap.

I'm not in my comfort zone right now, for sure, but I know that Martin has

great with Leah, so I'm up for it.

I'll try anything right now.

All right, watch this.

Jab, jab.

Bop, bop. Jab.

Bop, bop. Jab, jab. Bop, bop. Jab.

Bigger. All right. Cross.

Cross. She's got a good cross.

Let's see what you can do. Which hand? The left? The left is the jab. Jab.

Jab.

But why do you hold back?

Come on. Don't be so polite.

Sonia doesn't get the respect.

That she deserves.

I feel like she can be a punching bag.

You have to stop letting Luann, like, steamroll you. I'm tired of your

Sonia, okay?

He married me.

Okay? You two, one night. That's all you got. One night? You have it so confused

in your little brain, okay? Your brain is not right right now.

Sonia gets ribbed on a lot. And Leah and I are like, that, you're the star.

Come on, let's go. Let's go, Sonia. Go. Come on. You got this, guys.

Because I don't give a fuck about you. Go.

Hit me before I hit you.

Come on. You got to throw punches at him. You got to throw punches.

Go. Bigger. Bigger, Sonia. You don't need one. Knock his ass out, Sonia. Come

on. You're not using all your fucking power. You have so much power, Sonia.

it. Who's giving you a hard time on this thing? Luann. Luann.

Ramona. What does Luann call you? A slut.

A one -eyed fan.

If I call you a stupid slut, that's how hard you're going to throw?

Come on, come on, come on.

Come on, go, go.

Being Martin today is a great gift from Ebony and Leah. I'm not putting up with

anyone's crap kicking me when I'm down because they think I'm not going to

back.

No, I'm stronger than I ever have been.

Turning out a cheek doesn't mean be a punching bag.

Stand up for yourself, right?

I'm exhausted.

Coming up.

Guys, we have a special guest. You know John F. Kennedy, right? I know John.

We

are

exercising our right to vote for Dinsdale.

Well, look out to vote. And there's a line.

There's a line.

There's a really long line.

No lines.

Hey, y 'all.

Happy Election Day, or as I'm calling it, Happy Kamala Harris Day, y 'all. I'm

super excited. Got my AKA sorority letters on.

Ready to vote for my son, for my vice president.

Mission accomplished.

Hey, girl.

I'm inviting the ladies to come over. I don't care who you supported.

I mean, I care, but that's not a prerequisite for coming to enjoy this

democracy.

the election of a lifetime.

And there's a woman on the ticket as vice president.

Lily, do you want ice in your kombucha?

I mean, kind of. Yeah. Do you mind?

No, bitch, that costs more.

I don't know.

I don't want to make you do stuff.

Okay, I'll be right back. How are you guys doing? Good. You guys just chilling

over here?

Yeah, just catching up.

Who is this?

Do you live in the city?

Yeah. Oh, nice. Oh, cool.

Gotcha. we have a special guest.

Now. Oh, boy.

Who is that?

I had to park the car.

John.

Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

How are you?

Good. You know John F. Kennedy, right? I know John.

I love him. Baby.

Oh, my God. Gorgeous. So nice to meet you, baby.

Lou, make yourself comfortable.

It's election night. We have to make it fun. I mean.

God knows, you know, everybody's so nerve -wracked out there.

There we go.

Oh, good. How are you doing?

Good. What is this?

I don't know.

It's an election tutu.

It's an election tutu.

How are you doing?

I'm okay.

Today, my friend was like, how are you doing, like, about your grandmother?

And then I started thinking about it because I'm keeping myself busy and I'm

going through the motions. I'm doing this. I'm doing that.

And then, like, when I sit down and I really think about it.

Yeah. Of course, you're still in shock. I mean, it's part of the grieving

process, you know? Yeah. But, okay. Me and my mom are, like, fighting like

crazy. And I love the flowers.

Oh, good.

I appreciate it.

When someone passes away, it's so hard because, you know, you don't want to let

them go. You don't want to see them suffer. But, you know, now that she's

away, I'm hoping that now Leah can reflect on all the beautiful moments

together.

Let's be.

Oh, boy, your sister's coming.

She is.

Awesome.

Here's what happened to Ramona.

I'm not surprised. You're not surprised Ramona's not here.

Everybody's like, come on, Lou.

No, I am surprised. No, because she's been planning to be in Long Island for a

while because she's worried about the environment in New York City. And even

though, how's anyone going to get to work? Protesting or potential looting.

Even if there were riots, I'm pretty sure she'd be safe. She lives in a high

-rise luxury doorman building. Like, so do I. And I think we're good.

We have to know that, like, tonight we're not going to know the reality,

It's going to take days, right?

Baby!

You scared the shit out of me. Well, you know what?

These Senate seats in Georgia are real. On the table.

Whoa! On the table.

Angel. The angel. Yeah, angel. Such an angel. Girl, bye.

Angel.

There was no discipline here.

Leah's dog reflects a little bit of Leah. I mean, thank God the dog doesn't

a torch.

Can she have a chip?

She can have one chip.

Oh, my God.

I got it.

She's so aggressive.

Like, why is she so aggressive?

Like her mama.

Listen,

chips and guac. I mean, I get aggressive for chips and guac, too.

Coming up.

I'm sorry, I got excited. Are you coming to the party tomorrow, too? Yeah.

Awesome. Yeah, yeah. But wait, what is the party? I don't actually know. Oh,

don't know anything about it? Besides the theme.

Okay, so here's the thing, Miss Sarah. This is going to be a night in Harlem

with yours truly, Ebony K. Williams.

And friends.

Um, and... Sorry, I have to laugh.

So pageant -like.

That was, like, so, like... Love it. It's like, here we are.

But... I lived in Harlem for six years. It's the soul of, like, black artistic

expression, black intelligentsia.

I don't want to spoil some of the people that you might be reintroduced to or

introduced to for the first time tomorrow night that capture that spirit.

When I think about how I want to introduce a bit of who I am spiritually

energy -wise and what feels extremely potent about New York City to me, and

that's Harlem.

It's so dope. I fell in love with Harlem.

That must be Sonia Morgan.

That's Sonia. That's Lady Morgan.

She's going to surprise me. Oh, Sonia, you look gorgeous. We're all so

underdressed, baby. I dress to be president. Yep. Miss Sonia Morgan,

gentlemen. Hi.

Oh, my God.

This is so cute.

How are you?

This is so cute.

I dress like Morticia Adams.

I love the team. I love the whole thing. I wore red.

shoes. Yeah. Oh, they do match your shoes.

Sonia, meet my beautiful friend Natalie, my beautiful friend Sonia. Nice to meet

you. She loves pink shirts.

I love it. Yeah.

Is this sirloin?

Sirloin, Sonia? This is filet. I don't serve my guests sirloin. Oh, my God.

Bitch, sirloin. I would never serve my guests sirloin.

She might as well say chuck steak.

It's really good. What do you think, it's ground beef?

Girl.

Lobster filet. That's all you're getting over here. Come on.

Oh, shocker. Buy and run New York. All right.

Look at Carrie.

Look at Carrie. I can't. Carrie!

That's for me. Oh, my God.

Now we're getting down to brass tacks. That's mine.

A bitch better stay away from my food.

Leah, honey, I love you, but you have to get Angel in check.

She's such a bad influence. My sweet little Carrie would never do such awful

things but for Angel's influence.

My event tomorrow.

I was telling Lou and Leah and so it's gonna be so nice really gonna be so fun

It's gonna be right up Lou Ann's alley. She loves that Yeah, club club, you know

I'm not wearing a gown. Well, why not?

I'm coming just with a little black dress and head thing. That's it. What do

know? I don't know. I'm just happy that you just because I you wrote me Satan

Satan glitter I think Oh, I meant sequins.

Oh, my God.

Sequins, not a saint.

No, literally.

I was like, oh, I'll get like horns and I'll wear a glitter gown.

No, sequins, glitter. That's what I meant. I think it was probably an

autocorrect. Yeah.

Showing up as the white devil to Harlem might have been a little problematic.

Honestly, y 'all, me and Nat are just here for Kamala Harris.

Honestly. I mean, we are.

Here comes Ramona, y 'all.

Let's see what the stinger's up to.

The stinger. The stinger is in her house. Load it up. Everybody say, hey,

Ramona. Hi.

Look at how Sonia came to my house.

When does it have to be a safe zone for Ramona to go there? She just doesn't

want to go to a political event. That's it.

So I think it's all under control and I'll be there tomorrow night. When it

comes to politics, Ramona has a single issue. What is good for Ramona?

Sorry.

Not sorry.

Bye, babe.

Bye, Ramona. Kisses, kisses.

Bye, Ramona. Bye. Is she like with a bazillion people?

I think she's got people over. You think she's got people over? I feel like

Ramona has a lot of double standards.

Like, she's kind of like a total hypocrite.

She has her moment. She has her moment. This was actually fairly nice to me, I

thought. Ramona has come very far since you saw her. I thought so. She posted

you on Instagram, which I found funny. Okay, let me speak out because I must

speak my truth. Here we go. Because I'm an intuitive girl, I found it very

manipulative because my girl Ramona is the master of manipulation.

And she posted, I'm always up for meeting new girls. And she posted a

you. And guess what?

Y 'all are telling me. I don't know. I would not post a new friend ever. Why do

you think she posted a picture of you? I don't like it.

Well, why do you think she did it? Why does she like it? I think she's saying

she posted a picture with an agenda.

I think so, yes. So let's just say it plain, Sonya.

I don't know how long Ramona's been friends with Bershawn, but she's on her

Instagram. You know who's never been on her Instagram?

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Are y 'all telling me

Ramona is posting pictures, rapid fire of black women in her

life to counter a narrative that she's racist?

posting pictures, rapid fire of black women in her life to counter a narrative

that she's racist. Yeah, 100%. Avi.

It does sound like a typical Ramona move.

Yep, yep, yep, yep.

I feel kind of gullible.

Not like that we were best friends. Don't get your...

want though and you should gain some confidence with martin i don't like it

period i think maybe we created a monster don't even excuse yourself i

do you know listen ramona has manipulated me for years she is a master

manipulator what's going on she's drinking oh it's she's at her limit yeah

sonja just has

She can have about a glass and a half of white Zinfandel.

Beyond that... At first I was like, I would have liked to have posted a

with Abney. I think I'm going to go.

Time for me to go.

Showboat.

Showboat! Liam, I don't showboat your friend.

You guys can talk to him. We're fine. Yeah, we're fine. I know, I know, I

I've seen Sonia be happy drunk. I used to be happy drunk with her.

I'm going to jump.

Yeah. Listen, it's time to jump off the water.

I'm sorry.

Yeah. There seems to be a shift going on, and now it's kind of taking a turn

the worst, and it's hard to watch.

You, Ramona, and Lou are like blood sisters.

Y 'all love each other at a visceral level. You fight like cats and dogs, but

you love each other like family. That's what I think. Get someone out of this

circle. Ever said something to me about Ramona, I'd punch her lights out. Well,

don't punch my lights out, child.

She's a master manipulator, and she thought posting on her page would make

look good. I'm very protective because...

social person. They go out and have sex with guys and marry them. She's on my

relationships all the time. That's one thing. Because it's like, oh, this guy

I'm dating has a boo. It's not comfortable.

That's why I can't believe how late it is.

And mad states are too close to call. What the hell?

Ow! She bit your nose?

Yeah, sore.

I know it's sore.

Watch the roll!

Alright, I'm bringing Angel home.

All fun and games until someone put my new nose.

It's very expensive.

Bye, honey. Thanks for having us. Oh, Carrie's so sad. Her playmate's so

Oh, bye, Carrie.

You and Angel can play another time. Oh, this is so sad.

All right, I'm out of here.

Do you want some lobster meat, babe? Yeah, yeah, because you're not going to

that tomorrow. No, I'm not.

I think this election party is really fun. I was worried it was going to be

stiff and too preachy.

I feel really comfortable here.

You think all the other election parties went as well?

We had a good one, baby. You're a peacekeeper, and I love that about you.

adore you, Sonia. I'll see you tomorrow, gorgeous. Bye.

Say bye.

Thank you.

Next time on The Real Housewives of New York City.

It's a gift that you don't drink, Mom.

I feel so much better.

You're a lot better, to say the least.

I'm excited to bring these women to Harlem. Some of them are coming for the

first time.

Guys, this is Ramona Swimbershawn. Oh, hi, beautiful.

Oh, I love this outfit, too. Oh, thank you.

What is vertigo? I'll show you. It's a little scary.

You're going to show us your vertigo?

Coco, we don't want to talk politics. I know she means well, but I feel like she

wants to educate me.

I don't want to be educated.

I want to have fun right now. I want to escape for 24 hours. Ramona, I'm glad

you can do that. I don't have the privilege to do that.

Yes, you can. I can't escape it. All right, you know what? I got to go now.

Okay, I'm going.