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(film reel clicking) (birds chirping)

- Look at this, look at this, honey.

Grab the camera.

Our little Roger's playing basketball.

You know what I think?

He grows up, he's gonna be a champion.

Roger, do you know what my father used to say?

If you believe in yourself,

nothing is impossible.

Hey, Roger, do you believe in yourself?

Roger, I asked you a question.

Do you believe?

Ah, come here.

Give me a hug.

I love you.

(upbeat hip hop music)

♪ Hey yo, man ♪

♪ You wanna be a star ♪

♪ Come on ♪

♪ One, two, three, let's go ♪

♪ What's up man ♪

♪ I need the flavor ♪

♪ I really wanna know ♪

♪ Ladies and gentlemen, let's go ♪

♪ I know you wanna be a big player ♪

♪ Mini get it on the court, come closer ♪

♪ You wanna be a giant like me ♪

♪ Take the ball and prove you can be ♪

♪ Get low, rush the flow with your boys ♪

♪ We're gonna bust it, doing it right ♪

♪ So do what you came to do ♪

♪ I wanna see you score some ♪

♪ Mini now I wanna hook some out ♪

♪ We're gonna jump and dunk alright ♪

♪ Now there ain't no holding back ♪

♪ We're gonna get you out of this fog ♪

♪ Little man, when you're dribbling low ♪

♪ Then bouncing it back and forth ♪

♪ Come one do what you came to do ♪

♪ We're gonna play B-ball together ♪

♪ Uh huh ♪

♪ Don't say it ♪

♪ I really wanna know ♪

♪ To the big yeah ♪

♪ Clap clap clap to this ♪

♪ Move move move to this ♪

♪ Come on shake, shake, shake to this ♪

♪ Move your body over me ♪

♪ Clap clap clap to this ♪

♪ Come on move, move, move to this ♪

♪ Come on shake, shake, shake to this ♪

♪ Move your body over me ♪

♪ Clap clap clap to this ♪

♪ Come on move, move, move to this ♪

♪ Come on shake, shake, shake to this ♪

♪ Move your body, go go Mini ♪

(kids chattering) (ball bouncing)

- Come on, Roger, you afraid?

- Not of you, Chevy.

- Lucky shot.

- Uh huh, just like the last seven.

- If only-- - If only what?

If you were four feet taller?

- Yeah, like Kareem Abdul Jabbar.

(laughing)

Man, we have been here forever.

I wish we were kids again,

when size wasn't a problem.

- Yeah, but your game still was.

Hey, Chris.

Hey, come shoot some hoops with your old man.

- No, I can't Roger, I have homework.

I should get home.

- Don't worry about it.

Come on, play. (bicycle bell dinging)

- Is the circus back in town? (upbeat hip hop music)

Look, midgets playing basketball.

- [Both] Dwarves, not midgets.

- Why do you even bother coming here?

- Whale watching, what do you think?

- What, you think just because we're dwarves, we can't play?

- Uh huh.

And what about you, Chris?

Why aren't you playing basketball with your little daddy?

(laughing)

- He may be little, but Roger here,

he's deadly from the three point line.

- Oh yeah?

Prove it.

- Yeah, prove it.

♪ Gotta prove it on the court ♪

♪ My skills got mad game ♪

♪ Take your position ♪

♪ I'm about to put you to shame ♪

(suspenseful music)

(laughing)

- Come on, let's bounce.

- You get it in every time.

And the one time you miss?

And how are we gonna get it down?

- How am I supposed to know?

I got an idea.

(upbeat rock music)

- [Chevy] That's it.

- Come on.

- You always fall short.

(laughing)

(record scratching) (upbeat rock music)

(steady instrumental music)

Hi Natalia.

- Well howdy.

Hi Levy.

- My name is Chevy.

- Are you sure?

- Anything interesting in the mail?

- Yeah, I just got a letter from my mom from Paris.

Did I ever tell you I'm from Paris?

Not from Paris, France.

From Paris, Texas.

- I thought I picked up a hint of a French accent.

(laughing)

- It's not a French accent, it's a Texan accent, Benny.

- Chevy, like the truck.

- Mercy, would you look at what's coming to greet me.

Tyrone, we're gonna be late for the basketball game.

- I play basketball, too.

- I'm sure you do.

But he plays real basketball.

Bye bye.

(steady instrumental music)

- You got it buddy, come on. (upbeat hip hop music)

Come on, don't just stand there.

Come on, keep going.

Yeah, Chris, yeah, go, go buddy.

Don't take that from Jimmy, man.

You're better than him.

Yeah yeah, good job, buddy.

- Susan, Roger, how are you?

- Hey Linda, good to see you.

- Oh it's great to see you

getting involved with your son.

- Oh, we love to support Chris in anything he does.

- Good job, Chris, good job.

- Well I hope you'll be coming down

for out fundraiser on Saturday.

We're gonna need as many parents as we can get to volunteer.

- Shoot, Chris.

Shoot, you got it.

- Basketball great Dennis Rodman's going to be here.

- Really?

- The Worm?

- [Linda] Yes.

- Nice job, Chris, go.

Come on, Chris, go go.

Come on, go. - [Susan] Get it, get it.

- You got it, you got it, go.

♪ Bah bah bah bah bah bah ♪

- [Jimmy] Like father, like son.

(gentle instrumental music)

- Chris.

Chris.

- Can you knock before you come in my room?

- I thought I'd see about us

going to see Dennis Rodman on Saturday.

Your principal told me about it.

- No thanks, I've got better things to do.

- I just thought you'd enjoy

seeing an NBA legend,

because you love basketball so much.

You're gonna show 'em in college, Chris.

- I didn't get the basketball scholarship.

- [Roger] What, you didn't get it?

- No, look.

What are your plans for me now, Roger?

You can't even afford to send me to college.

I'm stuck here. (door slamming)

(gentle piano music)

- What's wrong, honey?

Talk to me.

- I don't know what to do about Chris.

I don't know what to say.

- He's a teenager.

Remember what we were like at that age?

You know he loves you.

- He calls me Roger.

He doesn't even call me dad.

(upbeat dance music)

(intense rock music)

(light electronic music)

Chevy.

Am I good father?

- Of course you are.

Why do you ask that?

- I don't know. (phone ringing)

Chris didn't get the scholarship.

- That's too bad, Rog.

(paper rustling)

- He doesn't look up to me.

- Dude, you have to be on a ladder for him to do that.

- I think I'm an embarrassment to him.

(steady instrumental music)

- Rog, do you think I'm attractive?

- Chevy, I've been wanting to tell you,

I've been in love with you since kindergarten.

- Stop it, I'm serious.

Tall girls call me cute and baby doll.

I don't think they really like me.

But if I have that operation,

I could be taller. - No, not that again.

- But I'll be able to play basketball better,

and she has a thing for basketball players.

- Who's she?

- She's so beautiful and she's tall.

- Why do you only date tall women?

- Because there are more tall ones than little ones.

- Yeah, but it never works out for you.

I mean, what's wrong with dating a dwarf?

- 50,000 dollars?

That's a lot of money.

- That could be my son's tuition.

- What are you talking about?

- You wanted a chance to prove yourself.

Well here it is.

- What are you talking about?

- All we need is three more players.

- And where are we gonna find three tall guys

to play with us?

- We're not.

- What do you mean?

You're not seriously thinking.

Whoa.

(spitting) (upbeat hip hop music)

- You can't be serious.

- I thought you wanted to take a stand.

- We don't stand a chance.

(metal creaking)

- I think you guys are scared.

- Yeah, of getting stomped like bugs.

Those guys in Venice play real basketball, man.

- Real basketball?

And what do we play, video games?

Who says we can't take them?

- I don't know what to say.

- My dad always told me to believe.

If we believe in ourselves,

nothing's impossible.

- Let's play for fun, like in the old days.

- You know, you realize the last time we played,

Charles Barkley had hair?

(laughing)

- Come on.

Together we can do anything.

At least let's give it a shot.

- Why not?

I got nothing else to do.

- Okay, I'm in.

- Alright, yeah. (upbeat music)

Oh.

Need some help down there, player?

- [Chevy] No, I'm good.

♪ Chevy, George, Nick, and this Roger guy ♪

♪ Used to play B-ball in junior high ♪

♪ But now they don't have style ♪

♪ They don't have grace ♪

♪ Tripping and fumbling all over the place ♪

♪ People say they can't play ♪

♪ Just because they look that way ♪

♪ So they're small, they're not tall ♪

♪ Bounce, double dribble, and show them all ♪

(women scat singing)

♪ Give 'em some room, and give 'em some time ♪

♪ I bet you a dollar and I bet you a dime ♪

♪ They're gonna be winners, they're gonna be great ♪

♪ They're gonna be the envy of the NBA ♪

♪ People say they can't play ♪

♪ Just because they look that way ♪

♪ So they're small, they're not tall ♪

♪ Bounce, double dribble, and show them all ♪

(women scat singing)

- Come on, guys, that wasn't so bad.

- Are you pulling my leg?

- I think I pulled a muscle.

- So we're not in championship form.

We just need to practice. (gentle music)

- Come on, Roger.

We can't do this on our own.

- We need help.

- And if we really wanna play,

we need a fifth player.

- We need to stand up and believe in ourselves.

- What we need is a giant.

Someone who knows how to play.

- Why don't you just call the NBA?

Hello, NBA?

Yeah, this is Roger.

Can you send us a fifth player?

(laughing)

(upbeat hip hop music)

- Hm, what about a giant who used to be in the NBA?

- Who?

- You can't be serious.

- And how are we gonna get him?

- Money.

If you ain't got money, you got nothing.

No women, no cars.

No good lawyers when you need one.

(microphone screeching)

It's not important if you win or lose.

(microphone screeching) (woman whispering)

- Because if you do your best,

you'll always be a winner.

(microphone screeching) (woman whispering)

- Just follow your dreams, whatever they are.

(shushing) (farting)

- Thank you.

Thank you again, Mr. Rodman. (clapping)

Thank you, thank you so much.

- [Dennis] Check please.

- Oh.

I almost forgot.

Well, it's been a pleasure.

- Now's our chance, let's go. (upbeat hip hop music)

- D.

D. Rod.

D. Rod.

Yo, D, yo. - Mr. Rodman.

Mr. Rodman, could we talk to you for a second?

- Not now.

- We just need a minute.

- Yeah, we're fans, man.

- Big ones?

- Yeah, like you said in there,

we're trying to follow our dream.

- And what would that be?

- We're gonna form a basketball team.

- What?

Are you serious?

- Yes, we're training every day

at the park down the street.

- Yeah, we wanna play in the Venice Beach

basketball tournament.

It starts in eight weeks.

- You can help us win by playing with us.

- Or you could be our coach.

- Am I being Punk'd right now?

Look, time is money.

I don't have the time,

and you guys don't look like you have the money.

So you know what, bye.

- Can you at least think about it, Mr. Rodman?

- Hey, at least we tried. (gentle music)

I'll see y'all later.

- Where are you going?

- Yeah, I'd stay, but I gotta head home.

I got real work to do.

- We're still gonna do the tournament, right?

I'll see you at practice tomorrow.

Who needs Rodman, anyway?

(upbeat hip hop music)

- Chevy?

Why the long face?

Something wrong?

- What are you, my shrink?

- Hey, you don't have to bite my head off.

I was just trying to help.

- Sorry, Lorraine.

I didn't mean to take it out on you.

I'm just a little depressed.

- Could've fooled me.

Come on, what's the matter?

Talk to Dr. Lorraine.

- I wanna be a basketball player.

- Are you gonna stop being funny

and tell me what the problem is?

- I wanna play basketball with Roger,

and my old friend Nick, and George.

I wanna compete in the Venice Beach basketball tournament.

- That's great.

If that's what you wanna do, then go for it.

I'm behind you all the way.

- But there's a little problem.

Look at us.

- Yeah?

- We're dwarves.

- No.

Come on.

I've known you for years.

And what we are has never stopped you before.

Look at me.

This is the hottest diner in Venice Beach.

Do you know how many tall,

boob-alicious blondes tried out for this job?

And guess who got it.

Me, with my fabulous personality.

- [Customer] Hey, what about my fries?

- What about 'em?

- But this is different.

- How?

- Because this is impossible.

- So, what do you want?

- I want people to respect me,

I want people to like me for who I am,

and I wanna win the basketball tournament.

And I want,

and I want a steady girlfriend.

- No.

What do you wanna eat?

- Oh, the usual.

- Coming right up.

(upbeat rock music)

- I don't know what you can do anymore.

You've done it all.

You showed up in a wedding dress at Rockefeller Center.

You go-go danced in a cage.

You dyed your hair every possible color.

You did way too many reality shows.

You think you can change your image

by making public appearances at high schools?

Who are you trying to fool?

- What are you saying?

- You're a freak.

I made you a freak.

And you know why?

For the money.

You make money, I make money.

But now there's no money anymore.

We need to find a gimmick.

- Funny, yesterday a bunch of dwarves came

and asked me to play basketball.

Something, some tournament, something like that.

You know, they're talking about following their dreams.

They even asked me to coach 'em.

- We have sunk to a new low.

Wait a minute.

Hold it right there.

Do you see the possibilities, the publicity?

This could be a goldmine.

It's never been done before.

You know what we can do with this?

Think about it.

The great Dennis Rodman,

next to these tiny little,

what are they called? Who cares?

They're just teeny weeny, mini.

That's it.

The Minis.

(laughing)

The Minis, it's perfect.

I gotta start making some phone calls.

Where are they?

- Who?

- The Minis.

- I don't know.

They said they practice down in Venice Beach.

- Well then go find them.

You're still here.

Time is money.

Get me my Minis.

(upbeat pop music)

- Hey, thanks for giving me a lift.

- I don't mind being your chauffeur,

but when are you gonna get your own car?

- When I'm ready.

But if I had that operation,

I wouldn't need the pedal extension.

- Even with that operation,

you still won't be able to reach the pedals.

Get over it.

Maybe we should find three more players.

I think Nick and George bailed out.

- That's what you think.

- Nick. - Hey.

- All right.

Looks like we only need two more players.

- Hey, what about me?

- George. - Hey, George.

- The old team is back in action.

- [All] Yeah. (clapping)

- Yeah, the old dinosaurs are back.

- Yeah.

You know it.

- Hey, what's with the limo?

- Hey Minis.

Are you still looking for a fifth player?

- Minis?

- Catchy, huh?

Our agent's idea.

- Agent?

- What agent?

- I want that proposal on my desk tomorrow, you hear?

(gentle music) (phone beeping)

Bob, you're fired.

Yeah?

What does he want?

What, is he nuts?

You tell him to call me.

I'll cut him down to size.

Minis.

Get in here.

Have a seat.

Can I get you anything?

- Well, actually.

- Okay so you're fine, good.

Now, let's get down to business.

Whose idea was it to put a midget

basketball team together?

- [All] Yours.

- Not midgets.

- Yeah yeah yeah.

Dwarves, midgets, whatever.

From now on,

you're the Minis.

Get it?

The Minis.

Sleepy, Dopey, Grumpy, Sneezy.

You might be little, but I'm gonna make you big.

Big big big big big.

- Well, we're ready for the challenge,

and we're gonna give you 110%.

- 110%?

That's not enough.

From now on, I want 200%.

I want 500%.

I want every inch of you.

Hey, I think I just made a funny.

(chuckling)

This is the big league.

We are here to make money, lots of money.

- But money isn't everything, you know.

- Would you shut up?

Let's listen to the man.

(chuckling)

(sniffing)

- Do you smell that?

(sniffing)

- Don't look at me.

- I smell endorsements.

I smell commercials.

I smell your own comedy special.

I smell a miniseries.

A Mini miniseries.

- So what about a short film?

- There you go.

- Who are you?

- Who am I?

I'm your agent.

Okay, time is wasting.

And Dennis?

- And time is money.

- That's what I wanna hear.

I gotta set up photo shoots,

interviews, costumes.

- What about basketball?

- What about it?

- Don't we need to practice?

- No problem.

Got that covered.

- Minis. (upbeat music)

♪ They made fun of us in high school ♪

♪ They stepped on us, we were the fools ♪

♪ But now we're gonna make 'em pay ♪

♪ The Minis gonna have their way ♪

♪ You know I don't like it when they say ♪

♪ That we're too little, we can't play ♪

♪ We winners know we're not that tall ♪

♪ We're gonna rock at basketball ♪

♪ I am not a little boy ♪

♪ I'm not a doll, I'm not a toy ♪

♪ The Minis, The Minis ♪

♪ We're gonna stand up and command ♪

♪ I'm a Mini, yes I am ♪

♪ The Minis, The Minis ♪

♪ I am not a little boy ♪

♪ The Minis, The Minis ♪

♪ I'm not a doll, I'm not a toy ♪

♪ The Minis, The Minis ♪

♪ We're gonna stand up and command ♪

♪ The Minis, The Minis ♪

♪ I'm a Mini, yes I am ♪

♪ The Minis, The Minis ♪

- I think we may have a problem.

Things aren't working out the way I expected.

- Come on, man.

Don't give up on us.

- I'm not.

We gotta be more creative.

♪ They put us down every day ♪ (upbeat rock music)

♪ They never ever let us play ♪

♪ Tired of the harder they're waiting for ♪

♪ We're gonna rock at basketball ♪

♪ So what, we're different, you and me ♪

♪ But that's a good thing, can't you see ♪

♪ Gonna stand and be a man ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm a Mini, yes I am ♪

♪ Hey Mini, you're the guy ♪

♪ Mini, Mini, you're divine ♪

♪ Go Minis, go Minis, go Minis, go Minis ♪

♪ Jump, jump, shooting high ♪

♪ Come on, Minis, you can fly ♪

♪ Go Minis, go Minis, go Minis, go Minis ♪

♪ Go Minis, go Minis ♪

♪ Hey Mini, you're the guy ♪

♪ Mini, Mini, you're diving ♪

♪ Go Minis, go Minis ♪

♪ Jump, jump, shooting high ♪

♪ Come on, Minis, you can fly ♪

♪ Go Minis, go Minis ♪

- [Roger] Dinner.

Chris?

- How many times do I have to tell you

to knock before you come in?

- I'm sorry, champ.

Hey, I didn't wanna say anything

'cause I didn't wanna jinx it,

but Jack told me today he has some big things planned.

So you know what that means.

We'll have the money to send you to college.

- Mom already told me.

- That's great, isn't it?

- Yeah, I guess all my dreams have come true now.

- What?

What did I say wrong now?

(gentle music)

- Need a hand?

- Oh, I'm fine.

Thanks, Chimney.

Here, this is for you.

- What's with the stuffed animal?

- You haven't seen my place before, have you?

Come on in.

Make yourself at home.

I'm just gonna put these bags in the kitchen.

(cow mooing)

Well, what do you think of the decor?

That's French for decoration.

- So I take it you like cows.

So this is what mad cow disease looks like.

- I was Miss Bovine a few years ago.

And then, I was runner-up

in the North American Miss Hosting.

Oh. (cow mooing)

I could go on and on and on.

But, anyway.

What did you do today?

- Well, I hung around with Dennis Rodman.

(cow mooing)

- You were hanging out with Dennis Rodman?

- And we've been practicing every day.

- You put together a basketball team.

- Yes, and we're gonna play

in the Venice Beach basketball tournament.

- You and Dennis Rodman? (cow mooing)

- Yeah, we even have the same agent.

- You and Dennis Rodman have the same agent?

- Yes, and Jack said we're gonna be big big big.

- Really?

Can I get you something to drink?

- Wow, thanks.

Anything but milk.

(laughing)

- You are so funny.

You know what?

Why don't I make you a nice,

home-style Texan meal?

- Mm.

(upbeat rock music)

(siren wailing)

(gentle rock music)

- Hey guys.

The usual?

- Sounds good.

- Not me.

Today, I want my eggs well scrambled.

With some home fries.

No, I want a grilled chicken salad.

Gotta keep in shape, you know?

- Woo, you're in a good mood.

It's been a while.

How's it going?

- We've been practicing 24-7,

and we're getting better every day.

- Well, that's not why I'm in a good mood.

Do you remember that sexy blonde

that lives in my apartment building?

- She's from Paris.

- Texas, that is.

Well, she almost had a cow when she heard

I'm playing basketball, and I'm gonna be a star.

I think she's warming up to me.

- Chevy, does this Miss Texas like you,

or your newfound fame?

- What do I care?

As long as I get the girl. (cell phone ringing)

- Hello?

Yeah.

Alright.

Sure, we're on our way.

That was Dennis.

Sounds important.

I hope everything's okay.

- That gold digger's gonna crunch your heart like a crouton.

Probably got legs taller than I am.

I hate her.

What?

What are you looking at?

- Hi, I'm Megumi Hosogai,

and we're down here today

at the Venice Beach courts

meeting some very, very special basketball players.

The Minis.

Well little man, tell me about your team.

- Well there's really not much to say.

It's just me, Roger, Nick, and George,

and of course, Dennis Rodman.

- He wasn't joking.

He's really doing it.

- Let's try to get a few words from Dennis.

Dennis, I know this tournament is open to everyone,

but don't you find it a little unfair

having an NBA star playing against amateurs?

- That's not what this is all about.

This is about showing people,

no matter who you are, big or small,

when you play as a team, you can do anything,

and remember, it's not important if you win or lose.

If you do your best,

you'll always be a winner.

- You're such an inspiration, Dennis.

- Stop it, will you?

I have a headache.

- Get ready, California,

because you're gonna be hearing a lot more

about The Minis. (upbeat music)

♪ You're living the American dream ♪

♪ Your face is on a magazine ♪

♪ Four guys like you, I've never seen ♪

♪ I wanna be like a Mini ♪

♪ You're looking good, you're dressing fine ♪

♪ The girls are calling all the time ♪

♪ You've done the talk shows on TV ♪

♪ I wanna be like a Mini ♪

♪ You got the thing, you got it all ♪

♪ You got the life, now play B-ball ♪

♪ You made it big though you're tiny ♪

♪ I wanna be like a Mini ♪

♪ You're looking good, you're dressing fine ♪

♪ The girls are calling all the time ♪

♪ You've done the talk shows on TV ♪

♪ I wanna be like a Mini ♪

♪ You got the thing, you got it all ♪

♪ You got the life, now play B-ball ♪

♪ You made it big though you're tiny ♪

♪ I wanna be like a Mini ♪

♪ You're looking good, you're dressing fine ♪

♪ The girls are calling all the time ♪

♪ You've done the talk shows on TV ♪

♪ I wanna be like a Mini ♪

♪ You're living the American dream ♪

♪ Your face is on a magazine ♪

♪ Four guys like you, I've never seen ♪

♪ I wanna be like a Mini ♪

♪ You're living the American dream ♪

♪ Your face is on a magazine ♪

(beeping)

(laughing)

- Roger.

Roger. - Susan.

- You guys are adorable.

Did you know that The Minis

have their own online store?

- Must have been one of Jack's ideas.

- Get over here, come here.

You have to take a look.

It's unbelievable.

I bought all The Minis merchandise

that I could get my little hands on.

- Oh no. - Oh yes.

Look, T shirts, (beeping)

backpacks, basketballs, of course,

Mini hoops, action figures. - Action figures.

- Uh huh. - Life-size?

- No.

But when you put them in water,

they increase in size by 600%.

- Not bad.

Do you think it would work on me?

- Oh silly.

There's even gonna be a video game.

- You know, I could've gotten all this stuff for free.

- I know, I know.

But with all the money that's coming in.

- Speaking of which,

Jack just gave me another check today.

- Oh, what are we gonna do with all this money?

- I'm sure you'll figure it out.

- Oh you're darn-tootin'.

You just concentrate on winning

that tournament in two weeks.

- Yeah, but, where's Chris?

- He's doing his thing at the hospital.

- He's got a thing?

- Mm hmm, volunteering.

- I didn't know that.

- Well how could you, darling?

You're never here anymore.

- Susan, I'm doing this for Chris, for us.

- Honey, you can't buy your son with money.

You are a great father.

Even before the team and all of this,

you gave Chris everything that he wanted.

He's just,

growing up.

Our baby isn't a baby anymore.

- Oh.

(birds chirping)

- Well.

Look who it is.

A celebrity.

Oh, he's ignoring us.

Now that his dad knows Rodman,

he thinks he's better than us.

Did you hear me?

Oh, now Chris is being a snob.

His little father's famous.

Been on all the talk shows.

But he'll always be a loser.

Like father, like son.

- Jimmy.

You really get off by making fun of others, don't you?

Does it make you feel like a man when you insult people?

Ooh, Jimmy's so cool.

You act so hardcore in front of all of your friends,

but I wanna know what you're like all alone, one-on-one.

Because let me tell you something.

My father is not a loser.

He wins every single day

by putting up with low-lifes like you.

And so what if he's a dwarf?

My father is bigger than you will ever be.

(steady funky music)

♪ Woo ♪

♪ You better give up, get my way ♪

♪ I'm coming after you ♪

♪ Nowhere to run, I like to play ♪

♪ A little bit of house with you ♪

♪ I wanna bet a shuffle ♪

♪ Tonight's the night ♪

♪ Feel like falling in love ♪

♪ I'm 24-7 so hold on tight ♪

♪ The way, we can do it ♪

♪ Now where's the fun I like to play ♪

♪ I'm coming after you ♪

♪ I wanna bet a shuffle ♪

♪ Tonight's the night ♪

♪ Feel like falling in love ♪

- I don't dance.

- He loves to dance, go, go.

He worships me.

Can you believe that's your dad?

♪ Ooh ♪

- Excuse me.

I need to go freshen up.

♪ Ooh, with you ♪

- Hey Chevy, she's pretty fine, dude.

- She sure is.

And now since I have a lot of money,

I could finally get that operation.

- What operation?

- To make me taller.

- Say what?

- Let me explain.

It's a limb-lengthening process.

It's where they pull apart your bones about

one millimeter per day.

- Well that sounds pretty serious.

- Everything has a risk.

I can't walk for about four months,

maybe some muscle loss.

Could be some nerve damage.

Might be could make me paralyzed.

But that's a small chance.

But this is my big chance.

After about 10 operations,

I could be this much taller.

- All this for what?

A few inches?

- Man, I'll sell my soul to be as tall as you.

I'm sick of people looking down on me like I'm a freak.

- Look at me.

To my eyes, we all freaks.

- I know.

When people look at me, it hurts.

It hurts so much more than that operation ever could.

- No, you don't need the operation.

You know, you stand taller than anybody I know.

- Really?

- Right on, brother, you the man.

♪ When I think of what we've been through ♪

♪ I can't believe that our dreams come true ♪

♪ 'Cause we believe we can reach the stars ♪

♪ We're gonna win being who we are ♪

♪ We're dancing under the bright lights, feeling alright ♪

♪ Couldn't be better ♪

♪ Night life so out of sight ♪

♪ We're happy together ♪

♪ Party with friends, the fun never ends ♪

♪ At the woman ♪

♪ You and me, one big family ♪

♪ And fun with the people, ooh ooh ♪

♪ Ooh ooh ♪

♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪

♪ Ooh ooh ♪

♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪

♪ We're dancing under the bright lights ♪

♪ Feeling alright, couldn't be better ♪

♪ Night life so out of sight ♪

♪ We're happy together ♪

♪ Party with friends, the fun never ends ♪

♪ And they'll want more ♪

♪ You and me, one big family ♪

♪ With all of the people ♪

♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪

- Oh no.

Who the hell are you?

This is my husband.

- We're just dancing.

- No, no. No. - Just a dance.

- No, no. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

- You better get going.

Bye. - Hey.

Come on, let's go get a drink.

I need a drink.

- You're not having the greatest time, are you?

- It's not that.

- What is it?

You've been so distant.

You've been like this for a while.

Is it the scholarship?

I mean, don't worry.

We have more than enough money.

- I don't care about that.

- Okay, what do you say tomorrow

after the tournament,

we take a trip down to Northern Heights,

check it out.

If you don't like it,

there's plenty of other schools

with great basketball teams. - Basketball,

basketball, basketball.

I don't care about basketball.

- Take it easy.

- I don't wanna play basketball.

- What do you mean?

That's what you've always wanted.

- No, that is what you have always wanted.

I played basketball because

you wanted me to play basketball.

You never asked me what I wanted to do.

- Okay, what do you want to do?

- Nevermind.

- Oh come on, Chris.

Talk to me, I'm your dad.

- I just want to make people laugh.

- That's fine.

If you wanna make people laugh, become a dwarf.

Look at me, I'm tiny.

- That's not funny.

- Well, come on.

- I've been volunteering for a while now

at the community center.

- Yeah, your mom told me about that.

- And at the hospital.

- That's great.

- And I want to be a clown.

- Huh?

- I want to be a clown.

- Are you serious?

- Yes.

- A clown?

- And I want to go to clown school.

- Clown school?

- In Paris.

- Oh.

Paris, Texas?

- No, Paris, France.

- Oh, I can't believe this.

Did Chevy put you up to this?

- No, I'm serious.

- Chris, we have the money.

You can do whatever you want.

- Then you weren't listening to me.

Because I just said I want to be a clown.

- Chris, why didn't you tell me this before?

- Because you never asked me.

(upbeat dance music)

- This has been such an interesting evening.

I met so many people.

- After the party at my place or your place?

- It's late, you know.

I have an audition tomorrow morning.

And you know what?

I have a piercing headache.

- Lately, you've been having a lot of headaches.

♪ I surrender, la la la ♪

♪ Move in closer, la la dee da ♪

(upbeat music) (crowd cheering)

(speaking in foreign language)

♪ Are you ready ♪

♪ Come now, come now, come now, come now ♪

♪ Come now, come now, come now, come now ♪

♪ Break it down, break it down, break it down, break it down ♪

♪ Come now, come now, come now, come now ♪

♪ Come now, come now, come now, come now ♪

♪ Get down with it, get down with it on fire ♪

♪ Get down with it, get down with it ♪

♪ Get down with it on fire ♪

♪ Get down with it, get down with it ♪

♪ Get down with it on fire ♪

♪ They laughing, then my toes ♪

♪ They like my flow and see how it goes ♪

♪ They laughing, then my toes ♪

♪ They like my flow ♪

♪ And see how it goes ♪

- Minis, I just got you a national commercial.

This is the big one.

Ready?

This is just an idea.

(ominous music)

The diaper company went gaga.

You get it?

Goo goo gaga.

Listen to the jingle.

♪ For number one and number two ♪

♪ Mini diapers offer you ♪

And I am this close to getting you

a hemorrhoid commercial.

- But, hemorrhoid.

- Butt, exactly.

You said you wanted to be noticed.

- By playing basketball.

By showing people we could do anything if we believe.

Not by being spokespeople for a diaper commercial.

- Don't bite the hand that feeds you.

You're nobody without me.

My father always told me I'd be nobody.

But look at me now.

I got money.

I got power.

I got fame.

I got The Minis.

Where'd everybody go?

- Don't worry, Jack.

I'll talk to them.

- At least there's one midget

who knows how to play ball.

- Dwarf.

- Whatever.

(people chattering)

- What are you doing?

- Are you kidding?

Diapers?

He's turned us into freaks.

- What's wrong with that?

He's just doing his job.

He made us famous.

Without Jack, we didn't even exist.

- Exist?

Are you listening to yourself?

I can't believe you're on his side.

- Yeah, you would say that.

You have a family that loves you, a normal life.

I need this.

Sometimes you need to give a little to get a little.

Roger.

- I'm through with all this, Chevy.

Better get back in there.

Organ grinder needs his monkey.

- I like money just like everyone else.

You're going over the edge Jack, even for you.

- If it wasn't for me,

these Smurfs wouldn't be anywhere.

- Do you know that before the five NBA championship,

I used to work at 7-11?

And I used to work at the airport as a janitor?

- So? - So?

That was the time I used to play basketball

for the love of the game.

I lost it 'til I met Roger, Nick, George, and Chevy.

You know, thanks to those guys,

I understand that life is more important

than money and fame.

- Who are you,

and what did you do with my Dennis Rodman?

- You don't own me.

- You're under contract to me.

You're all under contract to me.

You're nothing without me.

- You're nothing without us.

(ticking)

(shaver vibrating)

(upbeat instrumental music)

- Those guys just don't get it.

I mean, how can anybody say no to all that money?

You have to milk it for all its worth.

At least you're still gonna do it, aren't you?

- We're not The Minis anymore.

- Well. (cow mooing)

What are we gonna do now?

- What are we gonna do?

- Of course, silly.

I mean, if you're not a Mini,

how could things work out between the two of us?

(gentle music)

(knocking on door)

- Chevy?

What are you doing here?

It's late.

Come on in.

I'll get you a cup of coffee.

Saw the billboards.

You guys are all over the place.

You must be thrilled.

Something's wrong.

What happened?

- I got fame.

I got money.

I got the girl I always wanted.

But--

- But?

- But I'm not happy.

I think she was just using me for my money.

- I'm not gonna tell you I told you so.

But I told you so.

Don't you understand that you need someone

who loves you for who you are?

And not for what you have.

Oh Chevy, what am I gonna do with you?

- I didn't just lose the girl of my dreams.

I also lost the team.

I lost my friend, best friend.

I need Roger.

- Then you know what you gotta do.

After leaving a tip.

- Maybe I was a little hasty?

Did I do the right thing?

- Of course you did.

- Diapers.

We'll give him diapers.

Make him cry for his ba-ba.

- We put this team together

to prove that we could do anything.

- Yeah, but now what are we gonna do?

- You do what you set out to do.

You play basketball.

You don't need Jack for that.

(doorbell ringing)

I'll get it.

- But we don't have a team anymore.

- Roger.

- Chevy.

- I know what's important now.

- Apology accepted.

- What?

I never said I was sorry.

- Oh come on, man.

- It's cool.

- Thanks, Rog.

- I feel a hug coming on.

- Come on, guys.

- [Both] Hug, hug, hug, hug,

hug, hug, hug.

(clapping)

- I think I'm gonna cry.

(doorbell ringing)

That's gotta be the pizza.

- So what are you gonna do about the game?

- It's too late in the game

to find another player.

- What are you doing here?

- Well let me guess.

You came here to convince us to come back?

Well we're not coming back.

- Enough's enough.

A man's gotta stand up for what he believes in.

- Hey, I'm on your side.

- We don't care what you have to say.

What?

What do you mean?

- I'm on your side.

We're a team, aren't we?

I told Jack to hit the road.

You know what, let's just roll with it.

- Can we do it? (light majestic music)

- Together, we can do anything.

- You think we can win?

- I don't know if this team can win,

but you know what guys?

You already won me over.

(laughing)

- Yeah, yeah.

- Minis, Minis.

(cheering and clapping)

- Minis.

(intense electronic music)

(people cheering)

- Welcome to the first annual

Venice Beach Basketball Tournament.

Today, eight teams will be competing against each other,

but only two of them will qualify

for tomorrow's final game,

and the chance to win 50,000 dollars.

Everybody's attention is focused on The Minis.

The team made up of four little people,

and ex-NBA star Dennis Rodman.

(whistle blowing) (upbeat dance music)

♪ Ooh la la ♪

♪ Ooh la la la ♪

♪ You know we play to win ♪

♪ Play to win ♪

♪ You know we play to win ♪

♪ Ooh la la la ♪

♪ We've got crazy reflex ♪

♪ I could swing like Tiger with a complex ♪

♪ You come at me like ♪

♪ Hmm what's next ♪

♪ Serve you well ♪

♪ Like a dance contest, you say we can't ♪

♪ Jump jump, get you on the rebound ♪

♪ When I dunk dunk ♪

♪ Running rings around you ♪

♪ Think you're drunk drunk ♪

♪ Now who's the little punk punk ♪

♪ You know we play to win, play to win ♪

♪ You know we play to win ♪

♪ Ooh la la la ♪

♪ You know we play to win, play to win ♪

♪ You know we play to win ♪

♪ Ooh la la la ♪

♪ You can't keep the little man down ♪

♪ About to blow this like I'm the Terminator now ♪

♪ We got game now, who got shade ♪

♪ So tell me, who's to blame ♪

♪ We got mad skills and the odds are against us ♪

♪ Small but fly, you can't pace ♪

♪ Stakes are high, you can't erase us ♪

♪ Gonna dribble you out of the NBA status ♪

♪ Ooh la la la ♪ (people cheering)

- The Minis just won the first game,

and thanks to the incredible Dennis Rodman,

they now qualify for the semifinals.

Unfortunately, we saw a little too little

from our little players.

- I can't believe it.

- I told you we can do it, right?

You gotta believe in the man.

Have faith.

- But one man did all the work.

- Wouldn't have won without Dennis, and you know that.

- So where's the victory?

Dennis played the whole time,

we just stood there and watched.

I mean, I wanna play basketball.

- Relax, Rog.

Don't forget, we're all a team.

- Nick's right.

Five fingers make a fist, man.

- Maybe we need to think small.

(whistle blowing) (upbeat rock music)

♪ You know we really don't care what people say ♪

♪ You know we're gonna B-ball anyway ♪

♪ Don't think we're scared, I'm gonna tell you why ♪

♪ We're gonna make the big boys cry ♪

♪ You say we can't make it ♪

♪ If there's a rule, we'll break it ♪

♪ We'll shake it, earthquake it ♪

♪ We're gonna make our dreams come true ♪

♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪

♪ The laugh's on you ♪

♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪

♪ M-I-N-I-S go go Minis ♪

♪ Go go go go go go Minis ♪

- Dennis,

Think I can fly?

♪ Go go Minis ♪ (glass cracking)

♪ Our dreams come true ♪ (glass shattering)

♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪

♪ The laugh's on you ♪

♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪

♪ Go go go go Minis ♪

- It's incredible.

The Minis have won again.

And it's official.

Tomorrow, final game,

The Minis versus The Venice Vipers.

Reporting live from Venice Beach courts,

I'm Megumi Hosogai.

(locker slamming)

- So, how was your flight?

- You're just jealous.

- I'm the one that threw him.

- What?

What are you talking about?

- I won't take credit for that basket.

- Ooh, Minis. - Congratulation.

- Hey Les.

- Hey honey, are you ready?

- Gentlemen, it's been a pleasure.

- Is my winner ready?

- Yeah baby. - Come on.

- You coming, Nick?

- Yeah sure, let's go.

- Have a good one, fellas.

- Tonight, I feel like the tallest man in the world.

Who needs that operation?

- I'm clubbing in Hollywood tonight.

I need a wing man.

- Love to, man, but I'm beat.

- Rest up, baby.

Yeah.

- Hey Dennis.

Chev.

- What are you doing here?

- I wanna go party.

- I don't feel like it.

But I wanna spend time with you.

- There's this really great party in Hollywood.

- It's okay, you should go.

- But I need a Mini to get in.

- Oh.

You should go with Dennis.

- Really?

Dennis, Dennis.

Bye bye.

(gentle melancholy music)

- [Lorraine] Chevy, Chevy.

- Hey Lorraine.

- I saw everything on TV,

and I rushed right over.

Are you okay?

- I am now.

- You wanna do something?

Just the two of us.

- You know what, I'd love to.

(bright instrumental music)

♪ Live every moment ♪

♪ Take it easy, take your time ♪

♪ Live every moment ♪

♪ There's a voice deep down inside ♪

♪ You can do anything you want to ♪

♪ Now's the time for you to try ♪

♪ Live every moment ♪

♪ Spread your wings, now you can fly ♪

♪ You are a shining star ♪

♪ That's what you are ♪

♪ Be what you want to be ♪

♪ You can do anything ♪

♪ Stand up and sing ♪

♪ Be what you want to be ♪

(upbeat dance music) (crowd cheering)

(speaking in foreign language)

♪ Are you ready ♪

♪ Come now, come now, come now, come now ♪

♪ Come now, come now, come now, come now ♪

♪ Break it down, break it down, break it down, break it down ♪

♪ Come now, come now, come now, come now ♪

♪ Get down with it, get down with it ♪

♪ Get down with it on fire ♪

♪ Get down with it, get down with it ♪

♪ Get down with it on fire ♪

♪ Get down with it, get down with it ♪

♪ Get down with it on fire ♪

♪ Get down with it, get down with it ♪

♪ Get down with it on fire ♪

♪ They laughing, then my toes ♪

♪ They like my flow, and see how it goes ♪

♪ They laughing ♪

♪ Then my toes ♪

♪ They like my flow, and see how it goes ♪

(water splashing)

(birds chirping) (engine revving)

- I didn't know you could drive.

- Isn't it a normal thing to do?

(horn honking) (cows mooing)

Yee-haw.

(upbeat electronic music) (crowd chattering)

- Today it's Minis mania out here.

Many, many people gathered at this basketball court

to dream, to believe the impossible,

to experience magic,

to cheer for the team of little men

who showed us that nothing is impossible,

and if we really want to,

we can achieve our dreams.

No matter how big or small they are.

(upbeat hip hop music)

- [Announcer] Ladies and gentlemen.

Welcome to the final game

of the first annual Venice Beach Basketball Tournament.

- [Crowd] Minis, Minis, Minis.

- [Announcer] Here come the great,

the mighty, the Minis. (crowd cheering)

- [Crowd] Minis, Minis, Minis. (horn blaring)

Minis, Minis, Minis.

- Tallest man on the court.

- Huh, you don't stand a chance.

- Try breath mints, man. They're not expensive.

- Alright gentlemen.

Championship game, let's keep it clean.

Play ball. (blowing whistle)

- Look, it's Carmen Electra.

(upbeat hip hop music)

♪ Hey yo Minis ♪

- Go Roger.

♪ Come on, one two three, let's go ♪

♪ What's up ♪

♪ I need the flavor ♪

♪ I really wanna know ♪

♪ Ladies and gentlemen, let's go ♪

♪ Clap clap clap to this ♪

♪ Come on, move move move to this ♪

♪ Come on shake, shake, shake to this ♪

- Go Minis.

♪ Move your body, all day ♪

♪ Clap clap clap to this ♪

♪ Come on move, move, move to this ♪

♪ Come on shake, shake, shake to this ♪

♪ Move your body, all day ♪

♪ I know you wanna be a big player ♪

♪ Really get it on the court, come low son ♪

♪ You wanna be a giant like me ♪

♪ Take the ball and prove you can be ♪

♪ Get low, rush the flow with your boys ♪

♪ We're gonna bust it, doing it right ♪

♪ So do what you came to do ♪

♪ I wanna see you score some ♪ (helicopter chopping)

(crowd cheering)

♪ Mini now hook some out ♪ - Yes.

♪ We're gonna jump and dunk all right ♪

♪ Now there ain't no holding back ♪

♪ We're gonna get you out of this fog ♪

♪ Little man, when you dribble it low ♪

♪ Then bouncing it backward and forwards ♪

♪ Come on do what you came to do ♪

♪ We're gonna play B-ball together ♪

- Yeah, yeah. (crowd cheering)

- Woohoo.

♪ Uh huh ♪

♪ Know what I'm saying ♪

♪ I need the flavor ♪

♪ To the figure ♪

♪ What's up man ♪

♪ I really wanna know, come on ♪

♪ I'm gonna take it with the big ball man ♪

♪ Get back on the court, make your move, man ♪

♪ Show you can slope just like a Superman ♪

♪ Nobody never scared me, any man ♪

♪ Grab the ball, you're the man ♪

♪ You're the best, never lose control ♪

♪ Show the zone, never take it slow ♪

♪ Come on come on, better to make that flow ♪

♪ Move your body, Rodman, boom boom ♪

(crowd cheering)

♪ In a minute, you can make me feel this ♪

♪ If you never make major business ♪

♪ Stay where you play, it's my game ♪

♪ You got the ball ♪

♪ You better show them that play ♪

♪ Jam, jam, jam Minis ♪

♪ Come on move, move, move Minis ♪

♪ Come on left, right, dominate ♪

♪ Move your body, work all day ♪

♪ Jam, jam, jam Minis ♪

♪ Come on, move, move, move Minis ♪

♪ Come on right, left, dominate ♪

(crowd cheering and clapping)

♪ Well a big one ♪

♪ Basketball court, you see it once again ♪

♪ Go go go Minis ♪

♪ Clap clap clap to this ♪

♪ Come on move move move to this ♪

♪ Come on, shake shake shake to this ♪

♪ Move your body ♪ (crowd cheering)

♪ Clap clap clap to this ♪

♪ Come on move move move to this ♪

♪ Come on shake shake shake to this ♪

♪ Move your body, work all day ♪

♪ Jam jam jam Minis ♪

♪ Come on move move move Minis ♪

♪ Come on left, right, dominate ♪

- That's my baby.

♪ All day, jam jam jam Minis ♪

♪ Come on move move move Minis ♪

♪ Come on right, left, dominate ♪

♪ Move your body, work all day ♪

(crowd cheering and clapping)

- Go Minis.

- Shoot, shoot, you're all on, come on.

Take the basket.

(blowing whistle)

(crowd gasping)

- Dennis.

- Are you alright man? - Dennis.

Don't leave us.

- Give him mouth to mouth.

- How is he?

- Need a paramedic quick.

(blowing whistle)

- Gurney, quick.

- We can't do it without you, Dennis.

- Yeah you can.

I believe in you guys.

- Come on, guys.

Back up fellas, let's get in here.

Who's your substitute?

- We,

we don't have one.

- You have 10 minutes to find one.

Otherwise, you either have to play by yourselves,

or forfeit the game.

- 10 minutes will do.

- Good.

- Now what are we gonna do?

- We're almost there.

- We could've won this.

- And we still can.

- [Crowd] Minis, Minis, Minis, Minis.

- Can you hear it?

No one, no one is gonna tell me to give up.

I will never give up. (banging metal)

Never.

Four guys, three guys, two guys.

I don't care, I'm finishing this game,

with or without you.

- You wouldn't need a fifth player, would you dad?

- What?

- Well, I asked if you guys needed a fifth player.

- No.

You called me dad.

Hey, whatever you wanna do with your life,

I'm behind you all the way, alright?

(squeaking)

- Come on, we can do this.

Because we--

- Are. - The.

- [All] Minis.

Minis, Minis, Minis, Minis. (upbeat dance music)

- The Minis have decided to finish the game,

even without Dennis Rodman.

The crowd is going crazy.

And if any crowd goes crazy,

it's a Venice crowd.

(upbeat music)

♪ Oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh ♪

♪ Coming out, The Minis ♪

♪ They're the little you and me ♪

♪ It's time to go for what they want ♪

♪ And who we want to be ♪

♪ United, playing all together ♪

♪ They're gonna win and gonna do it right ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Coming out, The Minis ♪

♪ Every color, every creed ♪

♪ We are all the same inside ♪

♪ We're family ♪

♪ United, you'll find us again ♪

♪ We're gonna win, the future's looking bright ♪

♪ Throw your hands up in the sky ♪

♪ Minis are playing to win ♪

♪ They got the power to fly ♪

♪ If they don't watch out ♪ (whistle blowing)

♪ Go go Minis ♪ (crowd cheering)

- Okay, we're only down by one point.

- We can do this.

- That's what Dennis has been trying to tell us.

- Get in position.

- Position for what?

- Yeah, for what?

- We gotta stand tall.

- Are you nuts?

- We just gotta believe.

- On three.

- [All] One two three, Minis.

(crowd cheering) (whistle blowing)

(upbeat music)

(grunting)

- Come on, George.

Get on up here. (majestic music)

(grunting)

- Oh, oh.

Oh.

(grunting)

(crowd cheering and clapping) (majestic music)

(blowing whistle)

- No good, no good.

- What?

- Come on.

- That was an illegal formation.

The basket is not good, the Vipers win.

(crowd booing)

- What's up with this?

- They can't do that.

- Where does it say that?

Show me the rules.

- Game over.

- [Roger] Dennis, you're okay.

- What did the hospital say?

Wait, you didn't get hurt.

- You didn't need me to win.

- But Dennis, we lost.

Really, man?

Look around.

- Minis, Minis, Minis, Minis, Minis, Minis,

Minis, Minis. - [Crowd] Minis, Minis, Minis,

Minis, Minis, Minis, Minis,

Minis, Minis, Minis, Minis, Minis,

Minis, Minis, Minis, Minis,

Minis, Minis, Minis, Minis

Minis, Minis, Minis, Minis, (horns blowing)

Minis, Minis, Minis, Minis,

Minis, Minis, Minis, Minis,

Minis, Minis, Minis-- (majestic music)

- I am so proud of you.

- That's my boy.

(crowd chanting)

- When I grow up, I wanna be a dwarf.

- [Crowd] Minis, Minis, Minis.

(upbeat instrumental music)

Minis, Minis, Minis, Minis,

Minis, Minis, Minis, Minis.

- Where's Chevy?

- [Crowd] Minis, Minis, Minis.

♪ Sometimes I'm strong ♪

♪ And sometimes I'm wise ♪

♪ Sometimes I am invincible ♪

♪ It's all a pack of lies ♪

♪ Here I am, just a man ♪

♪ I've got nothing in my hands ♪

♪ Lift me up ♪

♪ Help me please ♪

♪ I'm here down on my knees ♪

♪ When the days are dark and lonely ♪

♪ And the world's falling apart ♪

♪ I know you'll be there to help me ♪

♪ And mend my broken heart ♪

♪ When the sky above comes crashing down ♪

♪ And hope gets swept to sea ♪

♪ I know that you'll be there for me ♪

- I have one more surprise for my team.

♪ When the days are dark and lonely ♪

- I love you, dad.

- I love you, son.

- I believe.

I'll always believe.

♪ Be there to help me ♪

♪ And mend my broken heart ♪

♪ When the sky above comes crashing down ♪

♪ And hope gets swept to sea ♪

♪ I know that you'll be there ♪

♪ For me ♪

♪ You're living the American dream ♪

♪ Your face is on a magazine ♪

♪ Four guys like you I've never seen ♪

♪ I wanna be like a Mini ♪

♪ You're looking good, you're dressing fine ♪

♪ The girls are calling all the time ♪

♪ You've done the talk shows on TV ♪

♪ I wanna be like a Mini ♪

♪ You got the thing, you got it all ♪

♪ You got the life, now play B-ball ♪

♪ You made it big though you're tiny ♪

♪ I wanna be like a Mini ♪

♪ You're looking good, you're dressing fine ♪

♪ The girls are calling all the time ♪

♪ You've done the talk shows on TV ♪

♪ I wanna be like a Mini ♪

♪ You got the thing, you got it all ♪

♪ You got the life, now play B-ball ♪

♪ You made it big though you're tiny ♪

♪ I wanna be like a Mini ♪

♪ You're looking good, you're dressing fine ♪

♪ The girls are calling all the time ♪

♪ You've done the talk shows on TV ♪

♪ I wanna be like a Mini ♪

♪ You're living the American dream ♪

♪ Your face is on a magazine ♪

♪ Four guys like you, I've never seen ♪

♪ I wanna be like a Mini ♪

♪ You're living the American dream ♪