All language subtitles for The.Jester.2.2025.720p.BluRay.x264.AAC-[YTS.MX]

We're here.

Welcome back. Thank you, thank you.

You

think

he's too afraid to talk to her this
time?

You're not afraid.

Sure. Whatever you say, Blanche.

Ava? Hi.

Hi.

How are you?

Oh, my God.

What can I say?

How can I compete with a dick that big?
Oh, how clever.

So clever, dude.

How did she not see how clever you are?

I'm going to go take a piss.

Did you say piss?

Hey, Connor.

Your big dick is so funny.

You're like exactly the kind of guy I'm
into.

Hey, Connor.

I'd should like a turn at smashing your
nuts with a big dick.

Hello?

Are you another one of Connor's
surprises?

Are you here for the party?

What are you doing? Do something!

Help him!

What are you doing? They're looking at
him! Do something!

Do something!

It's that time of year again. Halloween
night is upon us. A night filled with

thrills and chills.

I'm your host, DJ Jack, and I'll be your
guide through the spine -tingling

lineup we've got prepared for you
tonight.

So light your candles, grab your
broomsticks, and settle in, because

spinning these spooky vintage tunes all
night long.

Can I help you?

All right.

I'm going to put the cards on.

Thank you.

Thank you.

So... How's your neck going?

Is it your card?

Dang it.

No, it's not.

What are you doing?

Looking for my nunchuck.

They're not in here.

Did you check your nightstand?

No.

Why do you look like that?

Uh, we're going trick -or -treating.

I'm going with Lindsay. Zoe!

We're late!

Let's go!

Zoe, wait!

Where is it?

You going out?

I thought I was going with you guys.

Oh, really?

Don't you think you're getting a little
bit old?

I don't know.

What if a boy from school saw you in
that?

What's wrong with it?

Mama, are you ready?

Look.

I have to take your sister to the pickup
truck.

Why don't you just meet up with some of
your friends?

She doesn't have any Zoe.

Horse, where's your jacket?

Look, why don't you just watch some
scary movies or something, okay?

I'll be back later.

Come on, Zoe, let's go.

Come on now.

At least I haven't done anything.

What the hell is wrong with you?

I haven't done anything!

Thank you.

Ladies and gents, I'm your humble host,
DJ Jack, and it seems the Halloween

festivities are in full swing all over
town.

Just a little friendly reminder to all
my ghouls and goblins out there. Stay

safe out there, friends.

You never know who among us can be
trusted.

Have you been helped here?

Um... I can come back if you're still
deciding.

Okay.

Do I know you?

You go to Westwood High?

Yeah.

Ah, you look familiar.

So...

What can I get for you?

What? Nothing.

Sorry. It's just, we're in the same
trigonometry class.

Right.

You're the quiet girl who always sat by
herself.

Max. Max. Right.

Like, how old are you?

Fifteen. Yeah.

Sophomore and senior class.

Must be pretty smart.

I don't know.

It's, uh... It's your costume?

Yeah, I made it myself.

Yeah, I can tell.

Can I get you anything?

Um... A cheeseburger?

One cheeseburger for Mad Max?

I... I made it myself.

Oh, I know this.

It's face up.

Here.

When you had me put the card back, the
deck was upside down with only the top

card flipped over.

That way, when you spread them out, my
card is the only one face up.

It's really cool.

But normally you'd do the flip while
holding the deck behind your back.

That means you would have had to do it
really fast to flip that top card back

over.

And with glove?

That's really good.

Sorry.

Can I show you one?

I'm Max, by the way.

It's called the Jumping Gemini.

Have you seen it before?

It's really just a lot of sleight of
hand and memorization.

I've been practicing.

Stupid. Come on, what was I supposed to
do? Fight him?

Mash it. I want to see his guts.

Alright.

You being a little baby?

Whoa! That was sick!

I mean, come on, where were you guys?

I mean, this costume isn't doing you any
favors.

Get him!

Fuck you!

Oh, that was good.

Okay, so is the house over this way?

Or... Do you guys know where we're
going?

Yo, touch him. Don't mess with him.

Shh.

You won't see what we got here.

Oh, jeez. Oh, God.

Christ. He's alive.

Sorry, dude. I, uh... Weird.

Hi. Oh.

What's up?

Happy Halloween.

Oh, magic trick.

You pick one, you pick one.

Pick a good one.

Okay.

Okay.

Let's see what you got.

Just woke up, ready for a magic trick.
Should we give him a drum roll?

No way.

Moment of truth.

Ooh.

Not it. Yeah, you need to practice,
dude. Not the one.

Are you a real magician?

Yeah.

Uh -huh.

Second time's the charm, right? Uh -huh.

All right.

I told you. I told you guys he was
drunk.

I told you. I mean, he was sleeping on a
bench.

You're going for it again?

I don't think this is how it's... Okay.

Don't nod it.

Maybe she could go. Yeah, let's just go.

Have a good night, sir. Sorry for waking
you up or whatever.

I have no clue what that was.

That was very creepy.

Where is this party?

I'm struggling with it.

I either dropped the card going into the
front pocket or put the wrong card

in there.

I can't get it.

Goddamn thing.

You okay?

Yeah. Yeah, it's just I don't know. I
got it. I got it.

There she goes.

See?

So maybe I'm not filling up as many
balloons these days, but...

Damn it if that thing still doesn't come
in handy.

I'm sure it'll pick up again.

Ah, that's okay.

No one ever said a magician was a
popular profession.

But it's an honest one.

A magician promises to deceive you.

And then they do.

You can get the trick, Max.

The problem isn't the trick.

The problem is you thinking you've
failed.

Before you even started.

Okay.

What is it?

What's what?

I'm an illusionist, Max.

I am not a mentalist.

But I'm pretty sure the bike tire isn't
the only reason you came by.

Come on kiddo.

What happened?

It's just some kids from school.

Yeah?

What was it this time?

Just the bike.

Just the bike, huh?

You know, I remember when you made that
costume.

You were very proud of the hat.

The hat which is now suspiciously
absent.

Was that them too?

No.

That was me.

I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

What are you talking about?

I don't know.

I just don't fit in.

And I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

And the things I do sometimes, it
just...

Okay.

I feel so stupid.

Don't say that.

Don't.

What is this?

What is this?

It's a magic wand. It's a piece of wood.

Right? I mean, who are we kidding? It's
a piece of wood.

No magic.

Nothing extraordinary.

I guess.

It's not until it's in the hands of a
magician that it becomes something more.

Those kids from school?

In their hands, this would just be a
piece of wood. That's all they'd ever

But in your hands,

it could be magic.

Or extraordinary.

Now, I'll get you out of those.

What the hell did I put it?

You're getting too good at that.

You know, I remember teaching you slide
of hand.

I do not remember teaching you to be a
pickpocket.

Enjoy your night, kiddo.

Thanks. I will.

Be safe.

I do it away.

For what?

No.

No, thanks.

Wait, wait. No!

No, please.

No! Just give me a minute. Just give me
a minute.

Thank you.

Hey, where are my flowers?

What? I'm just asking.

I think we forgot something.

How did you do

that?

Be careful, Ethan.

Trick -or -treat! Trick -or -treat!
Ethan, slow down.

No, I don't know them.

Do I want to go trick -or -treating?

Oh.

I don't know.

I think I might be getting too old.

Go trick -or -treating with you.

Well, hello!

Look at you two!

Trick or treat.

Okay.

Can I show you a card trick?

Go ahead, sweetheart.

Okay.

Just tell me when to stop.

i think instead we need to do trick and
a treat you earned it that was so good

Go down the street and we'll go home,
okay?

Is that cool?

Help me.

Hey, people.

Is that for me? Sweetie, it's okay.

Slow down.

There's a man.

Where?

Honey, it's going to be okay.

Did someone attack you? I don't
understand.

Hurry up, Dad. Ethan, stop.

Look, Sweetie, it's okay. It's going to
be okay.

Dad!

Dad! Ethan!

Oh, I told you to be careful.

Let me see it.

Here, let me see it.

What is this?

What is happening?

Am I dead?

Excuse me.

We need to be able to talk.

We're never gonna get anywhere if you
can't tell me anything.

Here.

Please try.

Are you going to kill me?

Then what do you want from me?

Why?

No, I am nothing like you.

I beg to differ.

Pleasure to meet you.

An entertainer.

Misunderstood. Cast out.

Like you.

Until the day I was visited.

Informed.

My soul went to be collected.

Adele, my soul, my trick, believe

in my soul, Dave.

And you did?

That's it?

To cheat death?

You just do a trick?

In defeat, he failed to mention a
condition.

I might trick four souls each Halloween

before sending them to him.

All before the candle burns out.

Will the offerings be accepted?

So, you have to perform a trick on
someone before killing them?

To four people before the candle burns
out?

Marry a dude.

That why... Was he one of the

offerings?

Some are just for fun.

Okay, but what do I have to do with any
of this?

Don't you see?

You tricked me.

Me, the one who tricked the great
deceiver.

The soul he desires most I cannot
collect.

They, the one who offended more souls
than you will ever

meet. And you tricked me.

It is you who must perform the tricks to
the Observer.

Only then will the offerings

Be accepted.

I didn't know. I'm sorry.

You are like me, Max.

Superior.

Why? Why unfortunate?

That's what happens to you?

If you don't finish before the candle
goes out?

You inherit the task, as well as the
fate.

An endless suffering, reserved
especially for us.

Far worse than the simplicity of death.

Apologies.

No. No, not the meter.

Okay, okay, okay.

Damn. Fuck.

What?

Can't tell me how much of an asshole I
am?

Hmm?

Alright, fuck it.

Go ahead.

Been a shitty night so far anyways.

So say whatever you gotta say.

Can I show you a magic trick?

Pick one.

Not earlier, I, uh... Just wanted to
say, uh...

Say sorry.

For the bike? It's fine. You need to
pick a card.

Do I show it to you?

I don't even know why I did it, you
know?

Just trying to make those girls laugh, I
guess.

You can put the card back.

I just feel so fucking stupid.

Don't say that.

So what's next?

No, I... What's the rest of the trick?

No, it's okay. I don't... No, come on. I
want to know the rest of the trick.

Just tell me what to do.

Nothing. You don't have to. Do I just
pull another card?

No!

Holy shit.

This actually was my card.

You're pretty fucking good at that, you
know?

Please, I changed my mind. Not him,
okay?

Not him.

No, put those away, please.

Hey.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Please, let's just go. We'll find
someone else.

You ruined my night, asshole.

Now it's time to ruin yours.

What the?

What the fuck?

It's a tough thing!

To all my freaky fans out there
listening, I hope you're enjoying this

Hallows' Eve.

We've received several tips here at the
station tonight.

Some hoaxes, and some not.

A report that a woman was fatally
attacked in her home has turned out to

true. While there's no further details
at this time, let's all take it as a

reminder to be cautious and to keep
those front doors locked.

Stay safe out there, friends.

No.

Evening. Whoa, that's some intense
makeup.

You two out having a little fun tonight?

Have either of you seen anyone out here
recently by chance?

We got several calls for suspicious
activity and we're wondering if you've

anything.

I know, I know.

Unheard of on Halloween, right?

Either you wouldn't happen to have a
cell phone on you, would you?

You don't have a phone.

Would you mind taking off the mask,
please?

What about you, sweetheart?

Do you have a phone?

Hey, whoa.

Hey, it's behind the back.

Hey, what's wrong?

Hey, it's okay. Take it easy. Are you
okay?

I need to get out of here right now.
What for? Where are you going?

There's a man coming after me. He
kidnapped me.

The police came, but I barely got away.

I don't know what to do.

Someone kidnapped you?

Yes, please. I need to get out of here
right now. He'll find me.

Get in.

Come on, I'll drive you to the police
station. You'll be safe there so we can

figure out what to do, okay?

Ladies and gentlemen, this is DJ Jack
with an important update.

Earlier this evening, the body of a 17
-year -old boy was found dead at

Riverside Park.

Due to the...

Thank you.

You

don't

need to be hearing that right now.

So what's your name?

Mac.

It's a boy's name.

So, uh, how old are you, Max?

Fifteen.

Fifteen?

Where's your mom and dad?

Much farther to the police station.

Is that your Halloween costume?

Yeah.

What are you?

A magician.

A boy magician?

Hey, I just think that you could have
dressed more ladylike.

You already have a...

Why don't you want to dress more like a
lady?

You're old enough now. I think that if
you did, you could look very, very

pretty.

Amen. I'm not going to hurt you, Max.

I promise.

This team's medical.

You think we'll break the record
tonight?

Except for the 4th of July.

Hey!

Fucking Halloween.

I'm just going to put this on your
finger, okay, ma 'am?

Hey, ma 'am, how are we feeling?

Run.

Say that again, ma 'am.

Run.

You might think you have this hold over
me.

But the truth is, you can't do this
without me.

You can't force me to do it.

And I say I'm done.

I realize what that means for me.

But I accept that fate, as it means
you'll suffer the same.

The world will be a better place without
you.

Mom? Mom?

For God's sake, Max.

It's about time.

Mom! Shh!

Your sister's sleeping.

Do you have any idea what time it is?

Where have you been?

I've been waiting. You know that?

Sorry. I'm just really happy to see you.

That's not going to get you out of this,
Max.

You're grounded.

Okay.

I just don't know what's gotten into
you.

I'm sorry.

I just...

Just wanted to say I love you.

You're going with that, huh?

Look, I don't have the energy for this
right now.

I need to get to bed.

And so do you.

Mom.

I don't want to hear anymore.

Bed!

Are you okay?

Yes, Max.

My leg just fell asleep.

Probably because I was waiting up for
you all night.

Okay.

Good night.

Good night.

Goodbye, Zoe.

Enough. Do you listen to me now?

You killed her.

She was dead before I even got back.

And I'll do the same to little Zoe.

No, please. Finish, Max.

Finish and you both live.

Refuse, and I take Zoe with me before
the candle burns out.

Four tricks, four tricks.

Yes, Max, one remains.

One remains.

Tick tock.

Promise me.

Promise me if I do this, you'll leave
her alone.

That's not how this works, Max.

I'll be the only promise you're going to
get from me.

Now, do you want to be the reason the
rest of your family dies?

You tried to be so noble for fitting
your life for others,

even after seeing the worst that they
had to offer.

That's why you're not going to win this,
Max.

You're only allowed what I decide to
give you.

I have someone in mind.

Bitch.

Eat my ass, Rick.

Hey, Darren.

Max, what the fuck are you doing here?

Do you want to see a magic trick?

What? No.

I'm going home.

I know.

But me and my friends wanted to show you
a trick. Just one trick, and that's it.

Why?

Because...

I like you.

One trick.

Fine.

One trick.

Okay.

Alright.

Pick a card.

Got it?

Yeah.

Is that it?

I must perform the trick.

What?

I must perform the trick to the
observer.

Only then will the offerings be
accepted.

That's what you said.

Or tricked.

Or sold.

One soul remains.

Yours.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry. I never meant for this to
happen.

Oh, excuse me, sir. This is an active
crime scene. Please step down. I'm

I got a call. I was told to be here.

You're who the girl called.

Hey. Hey.

Kiddo? Hey.

What happened?

I finally got it right.

What?

The trick.

I got it.

Fortress. Fortress.

Fortress. Fortress.

Fortress. Fortress.

Every year.