All language subtitles for The Real Housewives of New York City – S15E4

Previously on The Real Housewives of New
York City.

I'm hosting these girls again in our
Hamptons home.

Welcome! And I'm terrified.

Jethro, everyone got lingerie, but I got
you a special gift.

It's a trick! It's a trick!

Jethro. She was naked.

She was literally wearing anal beads
sitting there.

Everyone's a what? A pigeon.

Did I get this? Did I get this? Oh, a
pigeon carrier.

Jenna told me that you told her that I
hate her. For the hundredth time, I

didn't even say it. Her condescending
tone is very frustrating.

I don't exist in worlds where it's
like... You don't. You.

You. You know what?

You are worse than you. You are a snake.
Nobody sees you coming.

All of you guys think this, but you
don't want to say anything.

Why date their dad when you can just be
mother?

In the cocktail of life, a New Yorker is
never shaken.

For sure.

Just like a painting, you need a couple
of looks to figure me out.

I may be hungry, but at least I'm not
thirsty.

I'm not up and humming. I am already
there.

Love looks good on me, but darling, what
doesn't?

Not everyone can be Jennifer Lyons, but
they can try.

I feel like I can't get enough water and
I'm drinking so much and I feel like

I'm dehydrated. You're also nursing
still. Are you pump and dumping right

No, I'm freezing.

That's saying nothing worse than not
emptying.

No, it's so uncomfortable.

So painful.

One time Gavin and I, we went to a club
in Paris and I felt like that feeling.

And I was like, babe, you're going to
have to sort me out.

We're going to go into the bathroom
right now. You need to release me. Yeah.

And he took one for the team. Did he
fit?

Yeah. I don't think David ever did that
for me.

Guys, I went to tennis camp here.

This is like the camp you went to in the
Hamptons.

Let's play tennis.

Keep your skirt down. Oh, I'm so
excited.

Oh, my God.

This is so cute.

Hi. Aaron, nice to meet you. Hi.

Anya, right? Hi. I'm Anna. Anna, nice to
meet you. Nice to meet you. You're

awake now. I'm awake.

Gino and I are going to hit a lot of
balls together.

Tell me which racket I should use. Yeah,
yeah, let's go over there and win.

Lady Boner's out.

Aaron's so horny.

Aaron is a little hornball.

I'm going to play my ass off and show
you how cute my ass is while I'm doing

Is this good for me, you think?

Yeah, it's smooth.

All right.

All right, let's do a warm -up. Yeah,
let's go on that side. I'm going to be

this side feeding.

Winner gets to kiss the tennis
instructor.

It's a spectator sport.

Everyone needs a spectator. That's us.

I want to see how you hit the ball.

Oh. And then we switch.

That was a mess.

And then we switch.

Let's do a chest pump.

Okay. Oh, wow.

It's going great. I'm telling you, we're
not deaf yet.

Very unathletic group.

Let's hold the racket at the bottom,
right?

I'm British. I play cricket.

It's clear to me that they have never
held a racket. They look like those

outside of the car salesman. Their arms
are like... What are we doing?

Disappointing. They suck.

Yeah, you know what? I think I'm done
playing the sports.

Uba and I are trying to beat each other.

Oh! All right.

Well, we got a five -minute warning. Oh,
God.

It was out.

Wait, will you put your legs crossed
like this?

Jenna's always trying to, like, direct
me. I just look cute with your two. No,

no, no, cross like theirs.

Like theirs. No, no, like theirs. Oh, my
God, I love it.

Oh, hi. Hey. Oh, hello.

This is now the second time this is
happening, and I don't know what's going

Erin, do you have a sweater I can
borrow? Yeah, I do.

You know what? Thank you.

I'm Brynn right now. So cute.

Just because I don't react doesn't mean
that it doesn't affect me, and I'm

growing more and more resentful. You're
really good, Ubi. Uba, you're good. Uba

-chan, you're good.

I'll be back.

I don't see any sort of, like, remorse
or anything.

Shut the f*** up.

I think we need to be respectful in our
language, too. No, no, no, no. You don't

need to yell, shut the f*** up to
people.

I'm not talking to you. You need to
watch your language. No, I am not

my language. Watch your language. You
need to be respectful.

My fight.

or flight is kicking in, and because I
don't fight, I'm on the first flight,

baby. How do you pronounce your last
name?

How did you get a French last name?

Puerto Ricans are very mixed. Yeah. But
the French name that I have isn't

actually my father's last name.

No? No. I have absolutely no
relationship with my father. Really?

mother left him when I was about one.

So when I was 11, I wanted to know who
my father was. My mother reached out to

his brother and she got his number and I
called and a woman picked up.

Then she asked who I was and I said I
was his daughter.

Well, that didn't go over well. And then
I got a call from him telling me never

to call the house again. Wow.

And so no interest at all? There was no
interest.

It's horrible. It's a f***ing feeling.

Yeah. And that was it?

Well, no.

My mom reached out to his brother and
told him what happened, and he locked

and he reached out to my father and
said, you can't do this. This is your

daughter. She wants to see you.

And he invited me to a Thanksgiving.

And how old are you, sorry? You're
like... I was at this point 12.

Okay. So I met my sister and one of my
brothers, and by the end of the night,

you know those machine photos?

Where you go in and you get the picture.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.

He cut them, handed one to each of us,
and was like, nice knowing you,

basically.

He was a complete dick.

And so I went home and I was like, I
don't want this man's name. Yeah.

I'm going to do some shit with my life.
Yeah.

I told my mother I wanted to change my
last name.

I don't want him to ever be able to
claim me. Yeah, that makes sense.

I'm so sorry.

And I wanted to take her last name.

And she was like, no.

My father's an asshole, too.

And so we just went down the family line
and found a name. You found a good

name. Yeah.

You found a really good name.

My love.

That was the last time I spoke to my
father.

We have no clue where he's at, what he's
doing.

Treat their child that way.

I get it.

There's a hole in your soul you don't
get rid of ever. No.

I think it probably has me not trusting
people that are supposed to love me.

And it has affected me in ways that I
may not even really know.

The good news is that you have
absolutely made something of that name.

to say the least. Yeah. The LeBron of
the art world. It comes from a place,

actually it's like, it actually can make
you wildly successful.

I feel super, super close to her. It's
not often that I'm sitting next to

someone whose stories so closely relate
to me. And it gives me hope that, you

know, you can still process things and
be sensitive about it, but at the same

time, that allow it to define you.

let alone hold you back.

Shall we go back to the woods? Let's get
out of here. Yeah.

Thank you for organizing that.

Thanks, hottie.

Call us.

I can't do this, son, okay? I'm really
working on my skin right now.

You need the vitamin D.

Oh, honey, I got that vitamin D before I
left.

I slept so well.

Then I woke up five in the morning.

And I went back to sleep.

My dad doesn't feed me. Please go to
lunch with your dad.

What? Should we ask him?

Okay.

We're going to do kiddush and we're
making

shabbat and everybody's making a dish.

Love you. Bye.

We'll go to the grocery store. You guys,
if you need anything, tell us what you

need. Wait, are we dressing up tonight?

Like, what is the vibe? I'm making a
pavlova.

You have to dress up for the pavlova.

I would give anything to sit in a hot
jacuzzi.

All right, I'm going to go put on some
sweat.

Yeah, I want to get cozy.

I'm going to change, and then we go.

When do you have to start cooking?

What's a fish? I just honestly need to,
um...

Marinate it for a little bit. Will you
do that when I'm making my pavlova?

definitely. I'm not in the kitchen by
myself.

The meringue base has to cool in the
oven.

Uba said she puts her rice and beans in
the oven.

How many ovens does Erin have? No, she
doesn't get to put her rice and beans in

the oven.

Hey. Hi.

Wait, Boobie.

Boobie's coming out. Oh, God.

Are you okay?

Can I go home?

No.

No. Please don't even say go home.

That bad right now? I don't know.

Really?

I'm not doing this. I don't know what's
up with them. I'm sick of it. My brother

is like, what do I do? He's like, just
come home. No.

You have me.

You have me. I'm going to cry now.

No, it's okay.

I know that Cy and Uber are very
frustrated with Brynn, but I have been

target. Uh, a pile on.

You're trying to get everyone against
me. Did I get everybody against her?

Okay, come on, come on, come on. It's
like too much. What are you doing to me?

know how it feels to feel uncomfortable,
like, in a group where you feel like

people don't like you. I don't want her
to feel like this, especially not in my

house. Let's not do it. Okay.

Listen. Take a nap. Thank you. I know.

Love you.

Coming up.

If you want to give me $250 ,000, I will
carry your baby jacket. I'm really

invested here.

I'll carry two of them. Really?

Cute outfit to go shopping.

We're your friends. We don't want to go
to a girl's shop and look not good. And,

like, those are Erin's friends. Like, go
bring it. Oh, should we head out?

Hey, guys, let's go, because we've got
to get the fishing stuff.

Friends?

Hi. Hi. Hi, baby. Are you going with
them to shop?

No, I'm not. No?

No, I'm going to chill here.

You're going to chill here with me? I
have to stay here because I have to

Oh, you are? Okay, cool. Yeah. I'll help
you. Okay.

Oh, it worked.

I got the fire going.

Can we, like, chill for a little and go
sit by the fire?

I just want to cut the eggplant and just
get it guarded and then more than happy

to chill. I don't know what I did to
make them so mad.

But like, look at me and be like, you're
a snake.

That's all you're saying. Shut the up.

You are worse than you. You are a snake.
Nobody sees you coming.

Wait. No.

No. No. No.

It's true. And all of you guys think
this, but you don't want to say

Hold on. Hold on.

It's like such an energy sock.

Big or nice? Yeah. So this is like a one
for the girl. No, I do not want one

that big. No, this is good. Okay.

I'm going to sit by the fire.

Where is the temperature gauge?

Is this on, off?

When it makes sense.

There. Oh, there. Thank you. Do you know
how to cook?

I mean, I know how to make a pavlova.

You're so lost in the kitchen. Well,
it's not my kitchen.

Those are my candles.

Okay. I'm missing something.

I mean, I'm used to it.

You come in right.

It's not happening. You didn't answer.

That's it. What is it? That's nothing.

This is the deal of the century.

Who

doesn't

feel better when adorned in diamonds?
I'd like to meet that person.

There we go.

Diamonds are every girl's best friend.

They make you feel better. I do think
they have healing powers.

This is not a diamond. This is a real
diamond. This is Brynn. This is Jenna.

Hi.

Hi. Do you have a coconut milk? Okay,

so I need one bunch of cilantro.

You got cilantro?

Cilantro. I love when you call it
cilantro.

Oh, it's right here.

Oh, my God. In front of my face. You're
so tall, you saw it.

Oh, no.

Uba, don't burn the house down.

Thank you so much. Oh, of course.

Do we have dessert?

What if Jenna's pavlova sucks?

Should we get some ice cream?

Jessel. Yo.

When's the last time you've been to a
supermarket?

I literally never go.

Wait, let's play a game of how much shit
is.

Oh, God.

How much is organic milk?

Oh, okay. So, this is expensive.

$6 .50.

Tell me.

$9. Yeah.

I honestly didn't realize that milk was
$9 either.

We're in the Hamptons. Let's get
something else. How much is avocado oil?

$5. No.

What? Isn't that a lot?

Isn't that a lot? A dozen eggs.

Oh, my God.

$11. $8.

Do you know how much?

My eggs are. They're like, I'm paying $1
,000 a month for my frozen embryos

right now. Like, I can't with eggs. I
thought you were talking about these.

It's like, how are you paying $1 ,000?

It's like ridiculous.

Frozen eggs.

Are we paying this thing separate?

No, just put it all together. You want
it all together?

So do you pay per egg?

I have like six or seven embryos.

So we're paying for a ton of money.
They're in Beverly Hills with Air Drive.

think you're in a very expensive place.
I think the rent there is too expensive.

I think the rent there is very high. The
90210 zip code.

Technically, you can put them in someone
else's, like a surrogate, right?

I would love to do that. You know, the
surrogate adds another $250 ,000 to the

like. That sounds crazy. You just blew
my mind. If you want to give me $250

,000, I will carry your baby Jekyll. I'm
really invested here.

I'll carry two of them. Really? Yep.
Give it to me.

I'm okay with that.

There are definitely worse things you
can do for $250 ,000 than carry one of

Jekyll's kids.

If I was my surrogate, I would have to
take a back seat, and she would run the

show. I am not about to do that.

I just, I see you in London. You know,
it's, like, so cool to have a girl.

It's a very sweet bonding, like,
connection that we have.

Jaisal will make the best girl mom. That
little girl will be running around in

silk feather pajamas, and they would be
just twinning all over the place.

Come on, get pregnant together with me.

Having a daughter is the best friend
that you're going to have for the rest

your life, and I would love that for
Jaisal.

What else are you doing now?

I could. I think Puppet, like, is on the
fence about the whole thing, too. But

you do want another baby, though. I
really do. I would love Puppet. Like,

is his fear?

Yeah, what is his fear? I think for him
it's just, it's very overwhelming right

now because we had two in one go.

It's the cost of everything. Like, our
school tuition isn't just one child.

two. It's every double.

Yeah. And they are very energetic. Just
tell him, listen, I have, like, an

expire date.

You don't. I cannot get pregnant
naturally. So that's out of the

So it's like if I get rid of these
embryos, like that is it. Like that is

closure. Yeah.

Adding one more baby to this circus of
ours is hardly going to make a dent. And

if I don't have this third baby, I don't
know if I will.

live my life regretting it. It's been
something I've wanted for a long time.

Is there any way you can keep embryo at
home in your fridge?

Because $1 ,100 a month, that's a lot. I
pay $300 a month for my age. Listen,

bitch, I'll get you a freezer. If you
pay me $1 ,100 a month, I will take care

of your... Coming up.

Don't put respect to my name. Don't mock
me.

You do that all the time. Don't mock me.
Just let her express herself.

Express, express.

No, I don't really care at this point.

I might go take a nap after I cut these.
Oh, my God. Pick a nap. I think I'm

going to take a nap, too.

Will you take this off with me?

Oh, sure.

We'll put it back on later.

What time do you want dinner? Like, what
do you guys think? Eight?

It's fine.

I'm going to go.

Okay. Thank you.

Where did that stop?

Hi, why are you being nosy? Is that your
stuff?

Hello?

Yo. Oh, you have pizza?

We did.

Right before dinner?

What time do you think she's going to be
done?

I was just being courteous.

She's making salad.

Who? Rebecca.

Who?

Double onion, that's why.

All the lemons are frosted.

You're turning this on?

Yeah, I'm trying to. Here, I think it's
on though. Oh, it's on? I think so.

Am I good in the kitchen?

Probably not, but I'm good on a grill.

Oh, you have to close it because
otherwise the propane just slowly leaks.

Which is why I don't with a grill.

I will play a grill.

I guess it has to heat up, right?

Yeah. How are you?

They're doing great.

Oh, you like it, actually?

I promise. I will tell you the truth.

This is very good. Is that your nail?

No, it's a good deal. Why the f*** would
I say I wanted a maple? I'll help you

with the potato.

I've never seen anybody peel a potato
like that.

What do you mean? You go backward
instead of forward.

How can you go that? You can't go
forward. It doesn't go forward.

Oh. I've never done it like that.

You know, going to a restaurant is much
easier, you guys.

Dude, this is harder than giving a
handjob.

And there's, like, no release at the end
of it. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

Ow, ow, ow.

It feels desolate.

Jesus Christ.

Does anybody see Raquel grilling in that
coat? It's like giving me caveman chic.

So this is the lamb that was able to be
cooked.

Oh, that looks good.

Wait, did you cook the fish first?

We didn't have the fish.

You guys weren't able to pick up fish,
and everyone felt weird about the... The

two -day -old fish.

Where's Bren? Sleep, Bren? I think she's
going to lay down. I would love to

blend these things, but nobody knows how
to do it except I. I think I know.

It's going to take two of us, though,
Uba. Put them in there. You want it on

simmer. I want it in the simmer.

Simmer.

Babe. What? I have an idea.

Look. Okay, wait. Okay, so I think we
should remove the roach. The cockroach

looks real. The cookie looks fake.

Making me sick.

I think we should put it on Jenna's
meringue.

I think if we put it like under.

Okay. Under. Google will freak out.
Google will freak out. So where did

everybody go?

Changing.

Disgusting. It looks like a fawn. This
is a New York City cockroach.

We're not trying to actually upset
anyone.

Just gross people out shock value.

We're going to prank these bitches. We
have to. Like, it's going to make some

people mad for sure, but like at least
we get a laugh.

So we're doing that. Let's get dressed
first. Okay.

Oh, you look so pretty.

I had to break out some old thongs that
I haven't worn in a long time, sis.

Shabbat shalom, bitches.

Ooh.

I have to check my potatoes.

I need to make the garlic sauce.

Where's the olive oil? You look so
pretty. You look so cute in the cabinet.

Whoa.

Is that Miyake?

Yes. That's so fun.

It's a slinky.

I'm so jealous you can just walk around
without a bra. Are you going panty free?

No.

Take the panties off. Oh, then sweat.

Oh, excuse me.

Do you want to have a drink?

No, I hate you.

Cheers. Shalom.

Taking diamonds down to Bren.

Wait, oh, look, Jenna's wearing latex.

I'm like lubricated. OMG, Jenna.

Oh, the titties be out.

Oh, I'm in the wrong hole.

Just play around until you find the
other one. Everything about this look

now is really screaming dominatrix.

Tonight's the night. The dom comes out.

Beautiful. Oh, wow.

This is what it means to be Jenna's side
piece. I'm her mistress.

Why not?

Should I toss the salad?

Oh, toss the salad. Please do.

Shall we sit?

This is my first Shabbat.

I love that.

Everybody looks so pretty.

And you put latex on.

I love this latex. Is it, like,
recycled? Was this part of, like, a

point?

Oh, no.

I'm just asking.

What part of the truck?

There are things that come out of
Jekyll's mouth sometimes that I'm like,

don't know what just happened there.
Jekyll, I love you.

Thanks. It's made by a very special
Japanese woman, custom -made in London.

Not a dump truck.

How did you get into latex? Well, I used
to have a... A latex company?

No. I used to have a decent amount of
it.

Years ago, but... You're an S &M?

You're an S &M? No, I... Do you like
bondage?

Softcore bondage?

Wow. I like the idea of someone being
this, like, wallflower, quiet, like,

of mystery.

And then behind the scenes, they're just
getting her freak on, being dudes.

Like, I love it.

I was 27 years old. I dated a guy. He
was working for the New Yorker, and he

to write about all the sex clubs in New
York.

And there were tons of them in New York.
This was before Giuliani.

And I remember we went to the first one.
There's a downstairs.

That used to be, like, a full -on sex
dungeon.

Dungeon. There was a woman that was,
like, sort of strapped into a wheel and

being turned and auctioned off. There
was somebody over at the...

horse barrel things and being... Banged
out?

It was, like... It was, like, very,
like, watched. We watched what's

There was a lot of watching.

There was a lot of getting naked. There
was a lot of public sex. It was insane.

Yeah. And this is, like, not an
advertised establishment.

No, no, no. Like, you don't go on, like,
yelp .com and, like, it's there.

Well, no, I mean, this was before the
internet anyway. Oh, okay. Oh.

Coming up... Ow! Ow! What?

All right, are we ready?

I'm going to really quickly do this
prayer.

Oh, yes. Oh.

Are we supposed to stand? Yeah. Okay.
You know, the men do this, but I'm going

to do it.

Traditionally, the women light the
candles, and the men say the prayer for

wine and the bread.

I have a theory that women just don't
feel like reading all those prayers.

Like, it's just, why don't you do it,
honey? You're better at it.

Hooray for your hug outfit. Hooray for
your hug outfit. Thank you. I love

and I don't want to judge, but I just
don't fully understand how you can have

two religions that are so different and
opposing.

We all pass it around. Everyone takes a
sip. It's what?

Yeah.

I mean, like, how are you Jewish and a
Scientologist?

I don't get it.

Now I just want to say one quick thing.
This is an important Shabbat. Going into

Passover is a special time, you know, in
our religion.

And the fact that you made Shabbat
dinner with me, different religion, but

are my girl and I love you. I adore you.
And I love this group.

so much. And the messier and the more
chaotic that it is, the more beautiful

is. So let's embrace that and love each
other and just have so much fun

together.

Maybe I can be a rabbi.

The hottest rabbi ever.

I'm in. You all take a little. You got
to do it like this. Hit me, Brady.

I got you, baby.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, it's like that?
You have to throw it. Oh, God.

Pressure to catch this. Okay. Let's eat,
guys.

What is that? Everything. This is
picadillo, ground beef. The lamb is

It's so decadent. It's stunning.

Oh, but this rice and beans, slap.

Yep. Slap.

Jethro, the potatoes are incredible.

Oh, I'm so glad you guys like them.

The whole point of Shabbat is to get so
full that you have to put pants on and

chill. Everything looks great. Thanks,
everybody, for cooking. Thank you so

much. Wait, Erin, what's your record
count?

I have a chef coming.

Really? What?

What is he making?

A lot of food.

Oh, my God. I just noticed your
earrings. Is that a vagina?

Is it?

Oh, the clip's on the bottom.

It is, right?

Maybe.

Okay, speaking of vaginas, let's play a
game. We're going to play Never Have I

Ever. You say something you have or
haven't done, and then you drink if you

it. Never have I ever confused someone's
name during sex.

I did.

Okay. During sex with Gideon, I called
him my first fiance's name.

I literally got off his dick, and I'm
like, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.

Oh, my God.

All right, bye.

Never have I ever seen my coworker
naked.

Oh,

God, he's going to kill me.

My ex -boyfriend Brad moved to New York.
He was a graphic designer.

I was desperate for help in the early
days, so I had obviously seen him naked.

Does that not count?

My

business

partner, before he became my business
partner, so he doesn't count.

Was he, like, a boyfriend?

Like a high school, high school
boyfriend.

Like, I didn't think it was serious, but
he did.

Poor guy.

It's okay.

He's fine now.

Has a baby.

I got one. Never have I ever flashed or
been flashed in public.

I used to do that all the time.

You used to flash people all the time?

I was like, can I get a free taxi?

No!

She had double D's back in the day, too.
I was known for my boobs. My kids

ruined my boobs.

I'll say boob pics.

Massive titties.

Jenna, this one's for you.

Never have I ever licked a butthole.

Never. Oh.

Never. You put a gun on my face and I
wouldn't do that.

I would maybe lick a woman's asshole,
but not a man's. I mean, if it was

bleached and, like, nice and tough. If
she steamed it with her yoni pot first.

Lesbian. Lesbian.

Lesbian.

Lesbian.

Lesbian.

My mom and my child watch this.

Listen, it's not a practice.

I'll try anything once.

Nana, what's the vibe here?

Oh, I have to finish it. Wait, no, no,
no. I want to help you finish it. I

it's totally... No, it's not.

I feel moister.

Okay.

One more.

I am so excited about this prank.

Erin, where's Erin?

Oh, question for you. Jenna, going on
and on about the pavlova. I'm making a

pavlova. You have to dress up for the
pavlova.

I think I should stay here because I
have to put the pavlova in. I have heard

the word pavlova maybe 50 times.

So, of course, I want to put roaches in
the pavlova.

Chef Kit.

That's not your hot dog? What's the
matter with your hot dog?

Girl, I'm just waiting to have a team.
And I don't want to rush.

Because I can't produce a lot. If
there's anything, though, that you need,

help or something like that, I'll call
you.

A lot of people are saying, oh, this is
your moment.

You've got to try while it's hot.

And I'm like, it's hot all the time.

It's hot all the time.

Uba and Brynn seem to be playing nice in
the sandpit.

Shabbat is about bringing everyone
together, kumbaya -ing.

So maybe that's what's happening here.

Oh, my God. Here we go.

Nana.

Livonia. Oh, wow. Should we just get in
there?

Yeah. Get a bite.

Do it, Jenna.

It's so good.

Oh, my God. You didn't have to yell at
them.

It was about to go up in flames. Your
whole sleeve was in it.

Oh, my God.

This is, like, bakery -worthy. Yeah.
Yeah, it's very good.

Thanks, guys.

Mmm.

Look how beautiful it is.

Jessal, please. We have to finish this.
Okay.

Jessal. Ah!

Ah! Ah!

What?

There's eight legs in my plate. Oh!

all having a good time and when the
group is good the group is good we are

lot of fun when there's no bullshit
involved maybe some vomit but definitely

bullshit

Two characters, Roach Girl. Right.

That was an epic dinner.

But you know what? Today, I realize if I
get pregnant and start throwing up

sh**, can I come over?

No.

Coming up.

I will not take ever people calling me
names. I don't do any of that until you.

You just did yesterday.

But you interrupted me. And if you do it
again, I'm going to call you snake

again.

Hi. Hi.

How we doing? Hi, honey.

How are you?

Good.

Welcome.

Feel free to set up wherever. I'm going
to go, like, maybe shower and get ready.

You do, yeah.

Oh, wow. A lot of shit in here.

Oh, I do not miss this contraption.

Do you want me to sit as close to you as
possible so you can hear the noise?

Please. Is this, like, a travel one, or
is this, like... No, this is what I use

when I'm at the office.

You don't even know what's happening. I
can't believe you've done it for almost

a year.

I cannot believe you just had a baby. I
didn't just have a baby, honey.

But aren't you still breastfeeding?
We're going to breastfeed until he can

and say, Mommy, lift your shirt up.
That's what I'm going for. I'm usually

with the teeth.

That's when I stop.

My third with three years.

Rebecca. He comes up and he goes, Mommy,
boobie.

Oh, my God.

Every single hotel I've ever been to,
I've forgotten something.

Oh, my goodness.

So are you guys getting dressed before
you head down? I'm getting dressed,

You are?

She has a Loewe sweater she needs to put
on. I don't want to get dressed.

Probably be the only one. You need to
call Povit. I'll leave you alone.

Yeah, just because I think the kids are
going to... I'm going to go downstairs.

been awake actually what are you up to
well you're goofing off we're having to

uh pull the port down over here i'm
sorry you get tomorrow off yeah yes you

that's not gonna happen no i will i
promise what do you mean you say that

the time and i still wake up because
you're always sleeping real who's always

sleeping don't don't train him to say
that okay i'll speak

to you later bye

An asshole teaches my kids to say I'm
always sleeping.

I can actually fall back asleep. I'm so
tired.

Last night was fun. That was the best
dinner in the house. Because there's

vomit splattered all over my toilet.

What's my ring?

Why do you take it off? I was like
showering.

I'm not overly thrilled by engagement
rings for whatever reason.

Oh, I am.

Do you think she'll let me tie her a
thong?

Yeah. Hey, Jenna. Jenna, can I try on
your ring?

Which one? The promise ring. Wait, it's
called a promise ring, not an engagement

ring? It's an engagement ring. I just
was... When we first got engaged, I

just... Oh, it is an engagement now? It
is.

Okay. It was hard because these kids...
It was just like we were trying to be

low profile. What do you think?

The kids know what's going on. They were
trying to be low profile, but here is a

diamond ring the size of China. Look it.

It just looks so good on me.

Oh, my God.

Can I get it off?

I don't know if we'll ever actually do
it.

I think it's more just about commitment
and saying to each other that that's

what we want.

Oh, hello.

You look cute.

You look very brunchy. Are we ready?

Yeah, we're ready. Bon appetit. Thank
you. Thank you.

Incredible.

Yum. What a spread.

This fresh toast is magical. Uh -huh.
Looks delicious.

Good morning. ladies and gentlemen oh
jake hope you're hungry wow hello hello

you know i thought we were all eating in
our pajamas but i missed the memo oh

but you have two suitcases i know you
brought a lot on the chopper where are

looks you're recommending i wore half of
one suitcase yeah no really

Hey, Link. I have a clothing brand. It's
beautiful.

What?

Give it back.

All right, Queen.

You have to.

It's not my nature. I'm not like that.
Then you're not going to last long.

You got to get it.

You know, last night. Hi. Hi, honey.

Did you guys hear the news? Did you guys
hear last night?

What? Well, I went to their room and we
started laughing. And Aaron said, look

at you guys. You guys love each other.
And both of us, Brynn and I, we were

looking at her. I was like, of course we
do. Yes, we do.

I love you. I love you, too. You know, I
have to.

I'm going to not cut you off. You just
did.

So here's the thing.

Every time I'm out of alignment, it's
because of Brynn.

She side -checks me, and I don't like to
be interrupted.

When I'm having a conversation with
someone else, let me finish.

Wait, wait, I thought this was like a
love you moment.

No, no. Let's go back to the I love you
part. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no.

Here's the thing.

Every time I'm out of alignment, it's
because of Brynn. She side -chick me,

I don't like to be interrupted. When I'm
having a conversation with someone

else, let me finish.

Wait, wait, I thought this was like a
moment.

No, no, no. Let's go back to the I love
you part. No, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no.

I don't get mad. I don't scream unless
you mean something to me. Last night, I

pulled Uba into the room, and I said,
please, work it out. You guys love each

other. And then Brynn got out of bed.

And she came to me and she's like, touch
my face.

Like, please, please use your words.

Use your words when you're speaking.

I was like, Uba, I don't want you to
come off as angry.

That was my priority with Uba. Not that
she's yelling at me. You know, there

were a couple of things that I was like,
oh, she shouldn't have said that. I

told her, I was like, I want you to
marry.

Oliver, I want Oliver to want to marry
you. I don't want you coming off like

this as an angry black woman, you know?
And Erin was like, she's not an angry

black woman. Don't say that. She goes,
shut up, Erin. You don't know. You're

black. Shut up. I had a feeling that Uwe
would think about that and be like,

don't tell me how to behave.

Please, just don't tell me how to
behave. I love you, but English is not

first language. I'm really passionate.

When I'm speaking and someone
sidetracks, I lose my shit.

I'm getting mad at you.

Don't do that.

I love you. Don't do that. Please.

Yeah, I won't. Please. To me, it sounds
condescending. So I'm begging you, don't

do that.

You are beautiful, amazing, incredible
person. You are kind.

But you're very condescending.

And you're condescending to everyone
here.

Don't do this. Don't. Can I speak? Can I
speak?

I'm going to talk now. Yeah. So my whole
thing is I just want us to come from a

place of respect. I do not like and I
will not take ever.

People calling me names are... I never
told you this thing until you come to my

space. Yeah.

Disrespectful and condescending. Calling
someone snake, a liar, it's not a good

thing. But you are not called that until
you are condescending. And if you do it

again, I'm going to call you snake
again.

You want to speak?

No, no, no, I'm done. I know exactly
what she wants to say. What happened?

It doesn't matter, but I know what she
wants to say. She wants to say, don't

respect to my name. Don't mock me.

Don't mock me.

Don't mock me. Don't mock me. Just let
her express herself.

Express, express, express.

Slebrin, speak as well.

No, I don't really care at this point. I
think it's fine. I think it's good.

It's good. I'm good.

This is driving me nuts. I'm looking out
for you, dumbass.

I'm done trying to use logic with
anyone.

Do we all want to hold hands and just...
No, I really do not.

She's playing into the stereotype.

That's what I was trying to tell her. So
in one ear, out the other, because I'm

convinced that there's absolutely
nothing upstairs.

Graham, but just to close the loop, we
respect what you're saying. Like, I

that it's very valid. She didn't get to
say anything.

Well, no, for the two seconds that she
did say something.

I hear you. And yeah, you're right. I'm
really trying to get over this group.

I don't need, no, but this is what I
don't understand. No, everyone's going

stop this bullshit.

So, no, I don't want to, I don't want to
hug.

What I want is maybe for the second time
now, people do this and you all kind

of.

I don't have to sit here and take this
bullshit from people. When I don't like

shit, I leave.

I tried to leave yesterday.

I want to get the fuck out of here.

I'm not happy with this shit.

Seriously, everyone needs to shut the
fuck up.

Everyone needs to shut the fuck up.

Everyone needs to stop. Everyone needs
to stop. Everyone needs to get off of my

desk. Let's go get some fresh air and go
for a walk.

What? No, I'm saying.

I agree. I'm sick of it.

This is dumb.

No.

Are we going home after this?

Yep.

Next time on The Real Housewives of New
York City.

Uber's been crazy. And I'm sick of it.
No, no, no, no.

Your birthday is going to be great.

Happy birthday, Tessa.

That's good.

I've got a 45 and a 7.

And no one's going to miss you.

You two were very close. Are you okay? I
don't really want to be close to you.