All language subtitles for The Real Housewives of New York City – S15E3

Previously on The Real Housewives of New
York City.

It's sad for me to see people's words
getting twisted.

When this intelligence thinks
manipulative.

Brent needs to stir the pot, sprinkle
some little bullshit in it, and then

it to all of us so we don't get along.

I am hopeful.

that these things will not occur in our
Hamptons home, that I'm hosting these

girls again.

I might not have running water. The
kitchen's literally being installed now.

You are unwell, Brynn. I'm literally the
best person.

Not today, Satan. Not today, Satan. I
won't do it.

I wrote Brynn separately, explaining my
feelings for her. Can we talk it

through? Yeah. She doesn't write me
back, but she read it. But if you want

find something with her, she don't meet
with me.

You know what? I forgive Erin because
Erin says stupid shit about people's

money. I felt like you went to Jenna to
try and break up my friendship with her.

I am really sorry for me telling her
that, like, stranger guys' relationship

stuff like that. It also just hurt me
with you.

Buckle up, buttercup.

Oh, my God. Can I ask you something?

Yeah. People ask us about the
psychology.

What do you want us to say?

Uh, no comment.

Why date their dad when you can just be
mother?

In the cocktail of life, a New Yorker is
never shaken or stirred.

Just like a pacing, you need a couple of
looks to figure me out.

I may be hungry, but at least I'm not
thirsty.

I'm not up and coming. I am already
there.

Love looks good on me, but darling, what
doesn't?

Not everyone can be Jennifer Lyons, but
they can try.

Hi. No.

Mama's out. I'm going to be drunk for
the next three days, so don't call me.

Oh, my God. I just choked on my phone.

There's no blanket in there.

Thanks, baby.

Oh, you need a diaper.

Oh, I'm so wet.

You do, and you stink now.

Honey, the 80 degrees that is coming off
your side.

I'm sweating like I'm in a sauna.

You cannot have... You like it? No, no.
How about 75?

A sweater, you have on the seat. 75. And
it's 80, and you have it on 80 degrees.

Why are you complaining? I'm not
complaining.

I'm not complaining. It's just so hot.
You're a bad driver.

It's coming on my... I'm not feeling
great. I'm not trying to figure out why

wet. I'm not feeling great. I'm not
feeling loved. I don't have on

Like, it's just like... You smell really
good. When I hug you, you smell really

good. I want to have fun and then...

And pull the muscles again.

What is going on with your arm? What do
you think it is?

I don't know. Honestly, it could be
stress.

I don't want to rush anything.

I'm not a person who rush things out.
And I think this is why it's stressing

because Olive already got, like, a room
for me to paint big, huge canvas.

That's nice. And painting and
everything. And I have a whole room for

paint in Greenwich. That's really sweet.

Very sweet. But it's also, like, I'm
like, oh, you're trying to, like, lock

in in this game.

He just wants you to have a place that
you're comfortable in. This drives me

crazy. I know. You get opportunities,
and then when you get them, you freak

and you want to throw them away. I think
you have to just surrender sometimes.

I absolutely adore Oliver. He wants me
to move in. When I'm with him, it's a

really nice conversation, but when I'm
not with him, I'm freaking out.

I really am so grateful for Oliver.

He has the most beautiful face, and he
smells really good, too.

Yeah, my baby, my baby. You're talking
about somebody's feet. Yeah, my baby.

talking about my baby's feet. And you
smell his feet? All the time. All the

time. I, like, massage his feet. The guy
is super cool. Trust me.

You made it.

Thank you very much. Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Welcome.

Oh, hi.

Where are you going to the bar?

I like it. Come to the kitchen. I got so
much food.

I'm actually very concerned about the
complaining.

Pringles and caviar.

It's an unusual combo.

Why do people eat this?

Sorry, I shouldn't say. It's very good.

I've tried to mitigate this.

Let's eat. I can make cocktails. I hope
it works.

And I'll tell you, I have caviar on the
fridge, but I'm not serving it.

Look. At my kitchen. I love those
chairs. Oh, my God.

Wait, these are all new cabinets.

All new cabinets.

Wow. All new. Everything is new. It's
not fully done. Like, see, obviously,

there's wire hanging here.

Listen, Miss Interior Designer steps it
up, and here we have a brand -spanking

-new kitchen.

There was, like, a new cabinet
situation.

I think upgraded, like, sink tap. You
know, who doesn't want a new sink tap?

Yeah. I think that was it, right? Was it
more? I don't know.

Oh, my God. What are we drinking?

I will have a cocktail with you guys.
I'll do one.

What is it?

It's my non -alcoholic drink of choice.

What? Don't do this to me. I have to. I
feel like I don't care because I wake up

with the work headache. I'm swollen.

I'm angry. Yeah, it's called a hangover.
I know, but I can't handle it anymore.

I love the hair. Thank you.

I love it. So cute.

Appreciate it. What's going on? You've
got to see the spread.

Oh, yeah. Show me the spread.

Show me the spread.

I'm so impressed by you.

Thank you.

This looks good.

What happened to Raquel?

Wait, I heard the story about driving up
here with Raquel. I called her. By the

way, I'm just curious. Why didn't you
want to drive with the other girls?

They said

no. Wait, they said no, you can't have
the front seat, even though you get

carsick? Yeah, she's like severely, she
gets severely carsick. Yeah, but you

guys wouldn't let her sit in the front.

What? You guys left her? Because she
needed to drive.

She said that you guys wouldn't let her
sit in the front.

Huh?

Oh, there's a flight telephone. I can't
handle this. Oh, my God.

Is she coming? Is Raquel coming?

Yeah, is she coming? She drove by
herself.

Oh. I know. What the?

I literally been here for two seconds. I
am feeling awkward about Brynn as it

is. And now I have an issue with Raquel.

Is she, like, crying in her car driving
here and listening to a podcast?

Coming up.

That was like a teacher calling you to
come to the principal's office.

I heard the story about driving up here
with Raquel. She said that you guys

wouldn't let her sit in the front and
that she drove by herself.

Oh, that's bad.

Oh, there's that flying telephone. I
can't handle this.

Westwood, Westwood. No, that's what I
heard. No English, no English.

I'm sorry, let me get my phone.

I didn't do anything.

Old Si would have been like, you're real
corny and whack for that.

But no, new 2 .0 Si.

I'm more into having more conversation,
trying to get to the root of the

problem.

Look. I said, we're driving. He said, my
only problem is I get really car sick.

I might have to drive.

Yeah. Look, Erin. Hi. Do you still have
room for one more?

Let's ride. I think you might have to
meet me at the house, though. 930, I

think. So then how come she didn't come?

And then I never heard back.

That's weird.

Yeah. Huh.

It's not like we left without her.

No, yeah, we didn't leave until like 10,
30, 11. Do you believe this telephone?

I just felt bad that everyone was
driving separately. Jenner drove alone.

What's the room situation?

Oh, God. Raquel and Jenner are sharing.

Oh, they are sharing?

I got to get my stuff out.

I want to go in your car.

I looked at those cars. They're like a
year wait list for them. I know.

Hello.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. These are cute
sunglasses.

Hi. Do you have a clip in your hair?
Yeah.

No. No, I'm going to play hard to get.
No, I'm going to play hard to get. You

made me mad.

Oh, my God.

Everything good. I was a little bummed
out. Nothing is good.

It's been tough.

Three months.

I'm sorry.

No, no, no, no. By the way, I was really
upset when I found out you left.

I know. Jeff told me. Yeah.

I know, but you should have stayed. It's
your party.

But I want to make up with him. I don't
want to fight with him. I love Irving. I

don't want to be with him, right?

Can you order that? No, he wants that.
You do?

No. It's my lunchbox.

Come, come, come.

Hey.

Welcome to the Hamptons. Thank you.

I like the blue eyeliner.

Thank you. How was the helicopter?

Oh, you know, it was like this.

Wait, why didn't you come with us?

Well, because I couldn't sit in the
back. I would have gotten really sick

the Dramamine would have been crazy.

Why didn't you come?

Well, when I said I would drive, you
were like, oh, you can take Dramamine.

was like, okay. I thought you made your
own car.

Ah, okay.

I didn't know that you wanted to drive
my car. I thought you meant you can

like you're going to drive your own car.

That's my car?

I just missed you.

Honey, you can't drive my brand new car.
I just got this car.

No.

So it's wires crossed. Okay.

Okay, great. So you're going to talk to
Cy today, just the two of you.

I'm torn, Uba, because I'd rather do it
sooner because I don't want to feel

awkward.

I don't want to come back with anger.

If I waited 72 hours to calm down.

What's happening?

I know there's something happening.

They need to work through some stuff.

What happened?

Yeah, no, no, no, no, no. Nobody's
coming in.

Hi,

honey. Hi, I guess we are having our
talk. Everyone is talking.

I think.

But I just want us to be friends. I want
this to go very quickly.

I don't want you to feel upset at me for
any way that I have hurt you. I just

want to be like, can I say that I'm all
the ways that I've hurt you and truly to

God. And I think you just expressed them
to me. Why not? I'm really sorry.

I don't I don't I don't want to I don't
want to hurt you.

I really appreciate your apology, but I
feel like you never even heard my side.

So again, we're like kind of brushing my
feelings underneath the rug. You never

even heard me talk to you.

I was furious at your party. I really
appreciate that you invited me there.

But Jenna told me that you told her that
I hate her.

And I'm like, go with your intentions.

Jenna?

Yeah? Can you come here for a second?

That was like a teacher calling you to
come to the principal's office. Yes?

Teacher.

Hi, Jenna Benna.

I understand that, and she was one of
them.

I'm not saying she wasn't one of them,
but I certainly didn't highlight her or

call her out. And if I did, I don't
remember that, but I really... You did.

Bitch!

Listen, what can you do with an old lady
who can't remember anything?

What am I going to do? Beat her up until
she remembers something?

I just got to let it go.

I'm not the problem.

You are the problem, Brynn. You are the
problem.

Okay, wait. Time out. Time out. Did I
say... Psy doesn't like you. Psy hates

you. Any derivative of that. Just that
she has talked s*** about me.

Which you know is... That's been said to
me so many times.

Exactly.

When you told me on multiple occasions,
Psy's talking s*** about me. People in

my circle saying Psy's talking s***
about me. Psy hates me. After like...

you added in.

You're going to make this about. So I
love that you can jump over the fact

we're going to not do that. Everyone in
her life has said.

I think I love how we're jumping over
the fact that she talks about her to

everyone. And she's like, you were the
71st person. No, no, no. Why are you?

It's irrational.

Brynn and I have some like core wounds
that they need to.

They need to heal. It doesn't matter
whether I said you told me or Aaron told

me. It's actually not the point. The
fact of the matter is I said it.

It got around.

Great. Like, who cares?

You're the one who said it. I didn't say
it, dude, for the hundredth time. I

didn't say it. Believe me, if you told
me you hated Jenna, I would have been

like, Jenna, guess what? I said it. We
were a casa chuparani and she said it. I

love to stir the pot. Trust me, I would
have. Okay, friend. I would have told

her. I didn't say it. Great, thank you.
I didn't say it. I really appreciate the

conversation. I never told her that. If
she's saying she didn't say it, at least

give her that moment.

Okay, thank you. Fine. And you're
forgiven for screaming at me because of

something you thought I did. I'm
forgiven. I didn't ask for forgiveness.

Lord knows you did. I don't regret any
of it. Guys, stop.

This is not it. We know you don't regret
anything. This is not it.

We're great here.

You're not listening to what happened
and what made me feel this way.

All you want to do is stick a pacifier
in my mouth, tell me we're cool, and

have fun with me.

That's toxic, and I'm good.

Her condescending tone is very
frustrating, so I'm going to walk away.

condescending.

Coming up.

All right.

Everyone got lingerie, but I got you a
special gift. That's very nice.

Everything's great.

We're good.

Her condescending tone is very
frustrating. It's not condescending.

Annoying.

But you got in the middle of the
dilemma.

I wasn't trying to be honest. I promise.

I'm squashed. I'm moving on.

I'm not into like...

I'm trying to put someone in trouble,
and I certainly wouldn't do that to you.

don't really understand what's going on.

Even if you said it accidentally, I
don't know how, like, the nat -nat is

oh, Brittany, please say it so we're
cool.

It's going to be a long weekend.

I got this girl hating me.

I'm in Sag Harbor.

And I came in on a chopper.

This is just... I want to see the
diamond.

The thing.

Here.

Wow. I have more where this came from.

Oh, okay. Is this vintage? I think that
means you can hold on to it.

Thank you. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Should I try to hug her?

It'll be good. It'll be well worth it.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

I mean, I don't want to offend.

Don't hug her. Oh, she's offering her
own.

I'm shell -shocked, traumatized, but
also very happy. I'm like, okay, we're

for the moment.

Wow. Oh, my goodness.

I'm going to outgift the gifter. Oh,
why? Are they all different?

All the bags are different.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Thank you. I have gifts, too.

Here comes more gifts.

You know, my friend was all about the
cup.

You know, the cups you wear when
you're... The diva cup?

Yeah. I sneezed and it shot out of me.

I will never put anything like that at
me again.

Wait, did it look like a murder scene?
Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Okay. One up.

Oh, my God. Wait, wait, wait. That's her
thigh. Oh, lingerie.

Oh, my God.

Ooh. Great.

Jessel, everyone got lingerie, but I got
you a special gift because last year I

gave you a hard time about wearing
multiple labels.

This is the bag I need to take. Wait,
no.

You can't have Alexander Wang on your
back and Balenciaga on your back.

Okay. Jenna Lyons called me a fashion
victim.

Very nice. So you got Bottega.

Bottega.

Veneta, you got Veneta.

I cannot with you, Jenna Lyons.

Christmas tree. I'm a Christmas tree.

Oh, my God. That's epic.

I cannot.

Wait, everyone else got laundry?

No, you have laundry. You have laundry.

She has laundry.

I'm actually nervous because of the
laundry.

No.

What are we doing for dinner?

We're going to Calista. Yeah. Which is
great. Oh, my God. That place is

I've never been there. Okay, listen.
Let's all go to our rooms, okay?

All right, let's rock and roll. Yeah,
let's do it.

Who brought a rat?

Probably Cy.

I'm just sleeping in your room, right?

Yeah, you can sleep in my room.

We're back. I'm sharing with you. Yeah.

Oh, it's so cute.

Oh.

pretty good can you test it yeah yeah
yeah no on the back on your back murder

baby oh my god why did you hang that in
your daughter's room i should take it

out it's okay i'm in kansas what are we
gonna do it's changing should we take a

shot can you take two because you have
to catch up i'm shot queen you want

tequila take a shot what's your shot
they're so loud cackling hanks

You look great. Just don't hail a cab.

No.

Do you do anything through these amazing
abs, or you were just blessed?

I do do Pilates, but not very much.

I'm terrible.

It's hard.

Oh, I love that.

We said boobs, and the boobs are moving.
I said boobs, and the boobs came out.

Girls Gone Wild, Cy Carver edition.

I'm wearing a skimmed bodysuit, but,
like, the crotch area is, like, it's

it's out there. It's out there.

Just with no clothes on. I am wearing
Alberta Ferretti couture, literally

walking around naked.

Your pussy is out there.

My cooch is very much out there. I can
feel the air.

Coming up.

You guys are twisting shit. Not me. You
just said not us.

Everyone's a what? Like, effigent.

Yeah.

That's cute.

It's cute. It looks very breech. I wish
we had the DJ.

It is very breech.

Oh, it's pretty.

Oh, it's so pretty.

They play a lot of ABBA here.

Oh, God. Hey, am I sitting next to you?
Yes, baby.

Sit. Okay.

Oh, I love this. This is warm.

What are you having for your main? I
definitely want brontino.

Oh, yeah. I want the zucchini chips. I
think we can have the zucchini chips for

the table.

The mastico.

Mastico? Yeah. I think that is good.

Oh, I'm going to take this.

Thank you. Did you hear my stomach just
while we were laying down? It was

like... Every time I almost fell asleep,
I heard... Oh, I know.

Why are you looking at me? Because we
really could hear you.

I'm sorry.

Definitely project. You speak in a
complaining voice, so it projects.

Shut the f*** up.

Complaining voice? Like whiny? No.

I'm not whiny.

No.

No. How I sound.

But I don't think I'm allowed to
describe myself.

Is everyone happy to be in the Hamptons?

Do you Hamptons a lot?

No, no, I'll say it the way that rich
people try to pretend like they're not

saying they have Gizlinda properties.

Do you head out east?

I actually, in the 90s, had a house in
West Hampton Beach.

I know you're an art collector, art
curator.

I started out as a collector. I was a
model in the 90s. Amazing, I see it. You

were a 90s model.

You had some coins.

She was also, at that time, married to a
man. I was.

Jenna, don't give away the plot.

Back then, art by artists of color was
not a thing. It wasn't like, ooh, let's

buy this. Now it is.

Initially, when I started, it was very
hard to get galleries to sell to me.

Really? Yeah. I mean, they just didn't
want to. Even if it was an artist of

color, they did not look at collectors
like me. They were selling to everybody

else. But that's crazy.

Yeah. So it does still happen. It still
happens. Yeah. Wow.

So then I built a collection that
museums started wanting to borrow and

galleries. And then people came to me
and were like, can you help me build a

collection? So that was how I ended up
going into advising.

Raquel comes to the table with a lot of,
like the woman has sort of charged

through the art world, a world that
isn't necessarily friendly to women,

less black women, and has really forged.

an incredible niche for herself.

Did you meet Mel through the art world?

So Mel's a forensic neuropsychologist.

Oh, I got a boner.

Abe really liked her. I feel like I
didn't speak to her at all. She was

she's really cool.

Are you guys married?

No, we're engaged though.

Are you engaged?

How did the engagement occur?

We were on a ride with a bunch of other,
like a ride called the Ducati Ducks

that happens every year. You're in a
motorcycle gang too?

We got off. We parked all the bikes.
Yeah, you did. So it's like... Sorry.

I can't stop. She can't stop. It's okay.

So we parked all of the bikes, and then
everyone takes photos.

And I didn't realize that everyone was
staying away from us.

And she stands there, and she starts
telling me how much she loves the kids.

And I was like, okay, okay, I get it. I
know you love the kids, but we've got to

take this picture. So it was like, oh,
it's time to take pictures.

And then suddenly she goes to pull out a
ring, and I was like, are you... Are

you kidding me?

That's the first thing out of my mouth.
Why? Where?

This whole situation. Whoa.

Do you wear this every day?

I love that. Oh, my God.

Wow. It's like black diamonds, white
diamonds, cognac diamonds, and it's, you

know, it's very me.

As, like, a giant ring specialist?

Kudos. If Puppet gave me that, I'd be
like, did you get this out of a Kinder

Egg? I would think it was a hoax.

She's very eccentric in her clothes and
things. I don't see her with a little

tiny diamond engagement ring like the
rest of us. You know what I mean?

It's an art piece on my hand.

Is this something a neuropsychologist
would purchase?

Because it's a designer I love. Listen,
she's an art collector. She has to walk

in like an art collector. I love it. I
totally thought you were going to say,

like, and then we're driving off in the
sunset on the long car.

And then I feel a tug at my hand. And
then before I know it, she slipped a

on my finger.

But it also would have been dangerous
because she needs both hands.

Yeah.

Hey, safety first lesbians.

We are very safety first lesbians.
Definitely.

I want to be a lesbian so bad. I think
it's so cheap. I was 43. How old are

38. You've got time.

TikTok, Jenna. TikTok.

So what's the plan for tomorrow, Erin?

We'll have breakfast from Uwe's favorite
place. Oh.

Oh, provisions?

Did you look at the menu? Yes, I did. I
already ordered my stuff.

Okay, okay, okay. This is best story
ever.

Now we have to put this one on the spot.

Now that she's shared, you have to
share. What am I going to share?

Like, I don't know. I was born in San
Diego.

Then we moved to Florida.

And then I left as soon as possible.

Came to New York when I was 18.

I fell in love with a guy. He had a
great apartment. I was like, let's move

together. Store of New York. I fell in
love with a guy.

He had a great apartment. Wait, wait,
wait. Were you in love or you just want

share rent? I just needed to get out of
that place that I love. So not in love.

We've all done it. We've all done it.
We've all done it. On the eve of moving

out, the guy broke up with me. And I was
like, but I need to live in this

apartment. Like, now I have nowhere to
go. And he was like, sorry, you can't

move in.

Oh. Yeah. You guys were f***ing?

Yeah. That's bulls***.

That's a horrible thing to do.

And I went back to my room. He was like,
I need the room back. And she's like,

it's already been given to Brad.

But who was Brad? Brad was a guy, my
high school boyfriend, that I was like,

Brad, you're moving to New York. You can
take my room.

I called Brad. And I was like, don't
take my room. He's like, I'm taking it.

hate Brad.

I lost my virginity to Brad. So we like
Brad. You lost your virginity. I lost my

virginity at 16 because my parents.

had a really great deal. They said, if
you don't do drugs, we'll get you birth

control bills. And I was like, sign me
up.

That's great.

Wow. That wasn't normal then.

That's not normal. That's not normal.
Are you saying it's weird that they did

that? Very. Yeah, very weird.

You don't think that's weird?

Would you do that with your daughter?
I'd make that deal with her.

Hell no.

I grew up in California, and so, like,
it was mostly about... drinking and

driving but like the idea that i would
condone sex at 16 it's all like

too much i have a 17 year old kid like i
can't even imagine giving him oh god

well you don't need our yay or nay yeah
i don't have the bed

wait what you have the bed you kept the
bed not the mattress No, not the

mattress, the bed frame. I don't have a
bed frame. It's not sentimental.

It's right there and it's easy.

Okay, I get it. I wasn't like, this is
my virgin bed.

I'm getting so confused.

Should we do the chat?

Coming up.

shoes on it's not that cold out maybe
we'll have a nice day tomorrow okay

girlies it's been real love you good
night good night come on aaron come

cuddle i'm so tired literally exhausted
oh my gosh it

looks like a tornado went off in here
night ladies good night what amore amore

Guys, what do you guys think of Brynn
and Cy?

Is it going to be like... I think it was
good.

You think it was good?

I really do.

I think it's... I wasn't there. Oh, I
don't know from Cy, but she thinks

everything's great.

No, you don't think so?

I said, Brynn, say I'm sorry, and Cy was
like, I haven't even stopped speaking.

What bothers me?

Just now?

No. Oh, really? This evening, yeah. I
don't think I will ever win with her.

I'm trying to talk to you, and you're
just missing everything that I'm saying.

Honestly, it's just like I, the reason
I'm not really opening up, I'm not fun

much as I have to be. I am with you. I
am with you. When I'm separate with

people, I go to the feet massage. Yeah,
what is going on? Because I'm scared to

open up from you bitches.

You guys are twisting shit. Not me.
Everyone is like not saying something.

Everyone's a what? Like a pigeon.

Pigeon? Yeah. They're like, pigeons are
not giving you stuff. But I forgot.

Oh, pigeon carriers. Yeah, they're all
pigeon carriers. I came to Africa. I

thought, like, Amazon is here. But it's
just Amazon.

Everything is three days. Yeah.

Hi, Boo Bear.

We're just talking about you. Yeah. Oh,
good.

No, I like it. We got it. We got it.
Yeah.

Do you feel like everything was
resolved?

Like, you feel good?

Yeah, I think so. Yeah?

We're fine.

But if you are not, you guys are not.

Why are you talking about how fine I am?
Because I came to my room and said that

you did not let her speak. You call her
manipulative. She's twisting things.

Fine, I have a friendship, and all of
you guys, and we've had our own

friendship, and we're working through
it, and I feel like we had a great

breakthrough today, and I'm really happy
with where we're at. So I don't know

why you guys are literally sitting
around talking about mine and Cy's

friendship, which we actually made up
with.

You're going to have to find something
else to talk about. If you think I don't

have anything to do in this world that I
talk about, you must go back and have a

diarrhea. Then what else? Because that
is not the way I was doing it. Then what

else?

Why are you talking about something
else?

You guys are all lying.

Ah, Uber go to bed.

You told Jenna that Cy hates you. Jenna,
say yes and then deny.

All this...

It's just not cool. I don't need Uba
constantly in my ear at every moment

like, sigh, sigh, sigh. Have you seen
sigh, sigh? I know what sigh has been

trying to do. To sit down with Brynn,
explain her feeling, and Brynn kind of

like brushed sigh off. And so I'm caught
in between, do I just nod?

Or do I really tell them how I feel?

I don't think going back is going to do
anything. I think her and I are both

good personalities.

But it was before we talked. No, it was
after we talked. After we talked.

She talked about me and said horrible
things about me. She yelled at me in

public multiple times. Don't get me
started.

Don't go there with me. Don't go there
with me because I'll get mad. You want

talk about it?

I'm not going to talk about it. You
don't. No, you don't want to. I don't

Everyone should be very thankful that
I'm super cool and letting...

If you're mad at Brynn, if you say mean
to Brynn, she put under the rug and then

she'll find another conflict with you
that related to someone else. She has to

be a victim and make it like a big deal
because she never want to be the front

line.

of what the problem is, because then
you're really going to see who she is.

I literally apologized multiple times to
her, and she goes, thank you for your

apology. And then she goes, Jen and her
are like, are you going to apologize to

Brynn? She goes, no, I don't regret
anything I did.

So you want to go then?

Yes, Uwe.

I am annoyed with everyone.

When I read the text from Cy, like, it
was clear to me that she did apologize.

So watching Brynn and Cy communicate is
like watching

Aliens on Mars be like, So maybe get the
facts before you start.

I got the facts.

No, you don't. You hear someone doing a
violin. That's a fake violin. Violin is

my favorite thing to play. There's other
instruments. There's better. No, but a

violin is better.

I like violins.

Anyhow, so everyone needs to chill out.
I'm chill as a cucumber.

What's the resolution here?

I forgave her. We already heard it's
done.

Should we get coffee?

You want to put a top on?

No.

The paydates have to be free.

They have to breathe.

Okay.

I'm sleeping with your wife, Povit. I
found a new partner.

I'm going to make a baby girl with her.

You can raise your kid. I'll raise the
baby, too. Don't worry.

God.

Last time was fun. Dinner was hilarious.

It was hilarious.

She was naked.

She was literally wearing anal beads
sitting there.

By the way, this thing, Cy, I'm starting
to feel good. Like, you know how

astronauts get, they get hurt? They use
this to heal them when they're in space.

How much did it cost you?

I think $1 ,800.

Wow. Yeah, but if you go to the spa, it
costs how much? I do spa every week.

Yeah, you're right.

How'd you feel about last night? I think
the game of telephone needs to stop.

Words get twisted. I think we should all
just be more direct with each other.

Welcome to my world.

Are you twisted or the twister?

A little bit of both.

At least you admit it. Did you hear the
noise?

I was with Aaron and Jethro. Everyone is
like, oh, you're so decent.

I'm not decent with you. Talk to you
every day.

Yeah, because you don't twist my words.

I was like, listen, I can't open up.

You guys are very, not just you guys,
like the whole crew.

Like you guys twist things.

All of you guys are pigeons with no
right address.

Speaking of someone twisting someone's
words, I'm so confused. So you invited

Raquel to drive with us. Yes.

And then as soon as I come in, Aaron was
like, you told her she has to sit in

the back seat. Why is Aaron telling you?
I don't know. But again, I'm here

trying to be like, but Aaron is carrying
things again.

I need to train this pigeon.

Good morning.

I'm going to wake up and give you the
kiss.

Kiss. Just go with it.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. I thought it was.

I'm Cass.

I'm Cass.

Open your eyes. It's Cass.

Pigeon people.

What's up, pigeons?

Thank you. Our food is here.

Come outside.

Okay.

Oh, it's so nice, actually. I'm a little
cold.

It was in the sun. Better in the sun.
Whose Porsche is in the driveway?

It's mine.

Is it a turbo?

No, this one is not. The waiting list
for the turbo was like two years. They

usually will sell you the ones that's on
the floor. Jenna, do you think the

Bentley is going to break down?

I'm sure. But I will only travel with
Aaron.

And that way she can get me an Uber
home. So Jenna does have money.

Are you looking at her wrist? This girl
has money, okay? She always wears

diamonds to breakfast. She just doesn't
like to pay for Ubers.

I was just making sure that Aaron could
afford it.

I could.

It was a big strain on my finances.

I think this is why Sai is not here.

Oh, shit, what?

Sai is so tired of being, you know,
being used as a pun.

A pun?

A pawn. A pawn? Yes.

Who's using her as a pawn? Like,
everything she says gets twisted. And

yesterday, we were told that you said
that we didn't let you drive first. But

she thought you were going to drive your
car.

Yeah, no, I know that that's what she
thought. Well, I'm telling you, in this

group, there's a lot of miscommunicated.
Maybe it's because people are using

spokespeople and not talking for
themselves.

Where's Ty? She can't talk to her? I
already said it to Ty. I'm not just a

spokesperson. I'm actually a client.
You're literally a spokesperson right

Shut the f*** up.

In this

group, there's a

lot of miscommunicated. Maybe it's
because people are using spokespeople

talking for themselves.

Where's Ty? She can't talk to her?

Shut the f*** up.

There's definitely underlying emotions
here.

Uba doesn't trust Brynn, largely due to
Mr.

CT. Uba, I heard you got a man in
Connecticut.

Oh, no. Oh.

Brynn, that was a stop. No, it's not.

Don't do that. What we're seeing is kind
of the remnants of that all bubbling to

the surface right now. I was actually
the person who was supposed to drive

So I was included in this. When she was
delivering the message, it was both Sai

and I.

The only reason I spoke to Brynn the way
I did, she was condescending towards

me. When you're condescending, I will
meet you with disrespect for awesome.

I'm not nobody.

Nobody can afford this bitch.

You look so sporty.

I'm sporty. So don't say a spoke person.
What happened?

She's speaking on your behalf.

Everyone here is a pigeon. Everyone.

Everyone has a wrong address.

Everyone tells things that are not true.

Everyone misinterprets things.

We need to clean our ears or something.

I think we need to be respectful in our
language. No, no, no, no. You don't need

to yell at people.

I'm not talking to you. You need to
watch your language. No, I am not

my language. Watch your language. You
need to be respectful.

You can't yell at people.

Biggest pigeon of all of them here.

You say that you are the one making this
group that not trusting each other, not

want to talk about one another.

How I grew up, you don't call name.

Maybe instead of use your word, but no
name calling.

It was called lowbrow fighting.

I like smart arguments, you know, like
nice shoes.

Brigitte, those Nordstrom racks, like to
me, that's funny. When you just come

in, you, you bitch, that's all like find
better words. Say something smarter.

Offend me in a better way.

I don't exist in worlds where it's like,
you,

you, you.

You know what? You are worth you. You
are a snake. Nobody sees you coming.

Wait, guys.

No.

That's not true.

And all of you guys think this, but you
don't want to say it. Hold on, hold on.

Let's watch our language, though. Let's
be respectful. No, no, don't tell me

what to do.

Pineapple.

That's pineapple, that's for sure.

What's pineapple?

Nothing. Pineapple's my favorite.

Why are you yelling pineapple mid
-conversation? This is weird.

They have, like, a safe word?

It really works, doesn't it?

No, no, don't tell me.

Pineapple!

That's... Calm down.

What is this?

Papaw's dog?

Didn't Tom Cruise use a pineapple when
he was, like, stranded on Costa Way?

Wasn't that thing? That wasn't Wilson.
Was it Wilson? No.

Tom Hanks? Tom Hanks. Oh, my God. I'm
just taking notes, because, like, maybe

should be doing this with sugar.

We're yelling safe words now?

No, no, no. The only safe word is when
I'm having sex. Am I having sex right

now? Someone's getting... What's your
safe word during sex?

Oh, I want to hear that.

You know what my safe word is?

Zucchini.

Zucchini. I can't imagine saying
zucchini during sex. Zucchini.

No. No. It's not happening.

Cold. My nipples are hard.

Are you freezing?

It's pretty crisp.

All right. I'm going to go... All right.

I'm going to go.

Let's walk.

I'm sorry. I'm cold. I'm miserable.
Yeah, no, it is cold. I don't know how

didn't go in sooner.

I want that chair.

I'll sit next to you. Okay.

I feel so much better in here.

I think you're really taking the thigh
stuff into yourself. No, I'm not taking

it. I just really don't want there to be
a blow -up, and I feel it happening. I

think Bernadette is going to blow up
soon. You know what? Good luck.

Blow up, Pigeon.

Next time on The Real Housewives of New
York City.

Shabbat shalom, bitches.

Oh, my God. Everyone's... There's a
downstairs.

That used to be like a full -on sex
dungeon.

No.

Calling someone snake, a liar, is not a
good thing. I don't have to sit here and

take this bullshit from people.

I want to get the fuck out of here.

I'm not happy with this.