All language subtitles for The Real Housewives of New York City – S15E2

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York City.

I've been on like this whole zen
journey.

You're like a reborn monk.

But don't think I will smack a bitch.

Both of us have had a crazy story.
Raquel and I have been seeing men. Well,

did you like that?

Well, clearly not.

Not enough.

Bren told Jenna the story you told us
about the Hamptons and the car breaking

down. I didn't say she was poor.

It's insane.

Excuse me? You're like a bad friend.

You told Jeff Lewis that I sleep with
meds for money. Are you nuts?

Now I'm not. You are unwell, Bren. I'm
not doing that. This is literally trash.

Why date their dad when you can just be
mother?

In the cocktail of life, a New Yorker is
never taken.

Or dirt.

Just like a painting, you need a couple
of looks to figure me out.

I may be hungry, but at least I'm not
thirsty.

I'm not up and coming. I am already
there.

Love looks good on me, but does what
doesn't.

Not everyone can be Jennifer Lyons, but
they can try.

You're welcome to bits and pieces.

Thanks. My mom should be here soon.

Hi. Hi. How are you? Good. Welcome back.

I did it. Oh, my God.

I said, give me my mom's hair.

Last summer, my mom was

diagnosed with breast cancer, and she's
right now in her third week of chemo.

So I just want to be like, hey, we're
going to have the same length hair. I'll

wear a wig with you.

I just want her to know that I'm in this
fight with her.

How are you doing today?

I'm good. How are you?

It's okay. You don't feel good?

No. It's just the first day, and I feel
a little strange.

Hi. Oh, hi. How are you? Hi. How are
you?

Erin told me I was the first person she
called when her mom was diagnosed with

cancer. I believe she called not only
that obviously I lost my mom and she

how I felt about my mom, but I think she
knows that I'm really there for people

when they're going through a tough time.

By the way, you didn't notice anything.
I chopped my hair off.

Do you have the same hair? No, you look
amazing.

Doesn't she look beautiful?

I'm telling you. I love it.

Hi, how are you? Welcome, Fernando.

Nice to meet you. Fernando, do you have
one like that, but not gray? I'm not

ready for gray yet.

I do. Yeah, definitely. I have two weeks
for you, so let's try it on and see how

you like it. Okay. Okay? Yep. I like
that she's having fun with it.

My love, how do you feel about us?

That's how I feel.

I woke up this morning and I was, like,
really, really hurt because I felt like

to go to Jenna and damage my friendship
with her when I need friends.

Brynn knows what I'm going through. She
knows my mom is sick. Like, she knows.

Yeah.

Oh, I love it. Oh, wow.

Ooh.

Cool, right? I look so good.

Kind of pretty. But you have more
choices, so let's go ahead and do it. We

choices. Good. I'm glad. Yeah, yeah,
yeah.

I've always been super close with my
mom, and I'm her only kid.

My four siblings come from my dad's
second marriage, so me and my mom have

like, really strong bond, and I want her
to feel that. I'm here for her.

Oh, my God, it's gorgeous. It's actually
pretty. Yeah.

So, Brynn, would you think her action
was trying to damage your friendship

Jenna? She kind of did, and Jenna's
like, no, no, she didn't, but, like, it

affected our friendship. She didn't talk
to you for a while. Yeah.

The past six months, things have been
weird with Jenna. They're still weird.

What happened was, when we were in
Anguilla, Jenna had opened up to all of

that there were times where the money
was dry. I don't want to, like, spill

personal things, but, like, this wasn't
personal information that she confided

in me about. Everybody knew this, so I
think that that was in the back of

Brynn's mind when I said I had to pay
for the Uber, and it was like, oh,

let's... Get her, you know? The thing
that is frustrating is that it's almost

like reliving the cheese story.

This is me interpreting Erin telling me
the story, okay? She's like, that's

cheese. And then supposedly Cy goes,
that's weird.

No. She literally makes shit up.

This happened before.

Oh, my God. I didn't look at it that
way.

I think we just need to, like, accept
that she changes stories and make it a

joke. Well, how is everything with Abe?
You guys are doing good?

Yeah. We had, like, a thing.

I don't tell anyone.

I just needed him to be there for me
this time, like with everything with my

mom. I know. He just piled it on, all
this shit that I didn't know about.

I am here if she wants to share, but
it's really hard to give advice when you

don't know the full story.

There were some decisions that Abe made
without discussing it with me. But the

problem was that the truth came out
right in the middle of me dealing

mom and everything that we're going
through so i wasn't able to lean on him

because he betrayed me and i was furious
with him and it just added so much more

stress okay oh i actually like that i
like this one i like it more yeah

this one the root of this is the same
color as her hair yeah right this this

this is good right yeah you could fool
someone on this just don't take them to

bed

Hi. Hi. Can we make up for water,
please? Of course. Would you like dill

sparkling? Dill is great. Perfect. I'll
be right back. Thank you so much.

Oh, hi, Heidi.

Look at you.

Oh, thank you.

Do you have an Arnold Palmer?

Of course. I would like an Arnold Palmer
and an iced latte.

Perfect. With regular milk. With regular
milk? Yeah. From like a cow. Things

that walk the earth. Not a nut of any
kind.

I'll get those guys. Thank you.

How are you? We're starting the high
school process. I was on a call

because I need to know everything.
Because I know you're going to do

Rebecca. Well, we're doing it now.

But, I mean, high school is so different
in New York. Where does she want to go?

London definitely wants to go to
LaGuardia.

She's going to audition through ballet.

That's cool. Thank you so much. Thank
you so much. Y 'all enjoy it.

LaGuardia is amazing.

I'm worried.

What are you worried about?

She doesn't handle rejection as well as
I do.

I went to Parsons, and when I first got
to art school, they do this, it's a

critique. So basically, you present your
work, and someone's going to tell you

and give you feedback about your work.

And the first week, I went home and
cried every night. I was sitting in my

listening to the Compto Twins with a
tequila. I'm like, it was awful. I was

dying.

I really do like you, and I enjoy your
conversation.

I really do. I do think that you have,
like, very great advice.

And I'm, like, in a very good faith. I
don't want to go back into being, like,

this angry girl, and no one knows why
I'm upset.

Which I understand. Which came out the
other day. You are a gaslighting

narcissist. Not today, Satan. I have no
intention of losing my cool. Like, I'm

really working on myself. I think anyone
who really intends to lose their cool,

that's why it's called losing their
cool. But then when you told me what she

said, When you told me that Brian told
you that I hate you.

Oh, why do you hate me? I never said
that. Who told you that?

It was this one.

Here's the thing. She's not the only
one. Like so many people have like said

things to me about what you said about
me. So it wasn't just her. So I don't

want you to like completely dig a
friendship with her because of something

said, which is not similar to what other
people have said. I don't want you to

think that that's it.

Okay, well, you just, so that's why.
Yeah, I think, no, that's what set me

that night, right? Because we were
close. We were very, very close. I know.

it was very hurtful because I've been
there for her. This past November, I

how she is around the holidays.

I get it. You're broken. I understand
that.

I still reached out and was like, hey,
if you're in California, come to my

for Thanksgiving.

But then she'll go behind the back and
talk shit about me.

That's not what a friend does.

Right, no, I understand. Like, even if I
did say that, wow, that's pretty.

So I think that really just triggered me
that night. I don't think you're bad

for doing it. I think it's just like you
didn't process it. And so then it came

out in a way that you couldn't manage.

You came from a situation in your life
where you like you fought for every

of like respect and everything you've
gotten. You've had to fight for it and

you're guarded and she's guarded too.
And what is showing up isn't the part of

you that's soft and vulnerable because
that part is like on lockdown out of

fear. But I understand the part. I think
I am being vulnerable for the simple

fact that I'm even sitting here, like,
opening up and saying I'm hurt.

No, but you're saying it to me.

And you just say it to her. Because she
said it to me with me.

I wrote the group a message, you know,
apologizing.

And then I wrote her separately
explaining my feelings were hurt.

guys know I don't have feelings.

So, like, if I'm saying they're hurt,
can we talk it through? She doesn't

me back. But she read it because she has
her red receipts on now.

What they need is a face -to -face
conversation.

I don't think there's anything anyone
else can do. I think it's an inside job.

I am trying, but I'm getting nowhere.

Leave a chick on read is the ultimate
disrespect.

Touche, Brynn.

It's like, I get so much for being mean,
but we have all seen Brynn do the

same shit. The difference is, she
doesn't do the shit on camera, okay?

write you some email, she'll curse you
the... out. It's like a double standard.

She pops off. It's fine. I pop off and
like, I don't think it's the end of the

world. I don't think she's popped off
and it's been fine. I don't. We've all

ignored it. We ignore her messages. We
ignore her emails.

We're like, oh, go sprint again.

Saying she's carbon monoxide.

Sprint text to the group. I don't scream
or yell.

Someone who tried to quit me once called
me carbon monoxide, invisible,

odorless, and sucks the very life out of
you before you even have the chance to

realize it.

When Brynn is upset, she threatens
people. That behavior is not okay.

I remember the carbon monoxide text.

Truthfully, I don't think Brynn was
looking for a response.

However, yelling at someone over text is
not my preferred mode of communication.

I just hope she understands where I'm
coming from.

I don't think you guys have talked
enough to be able to do that. If you

find something with her, the only way is
with softness and tenderness and

invulnerability. It's not going to
happen with her.

Why should I be soft with someone who is
actually doing the hurting to me? I was

soft to you when you talked about me.

That's different. I thought you were
lying.

Coming up.

This isn't like Staten Island.

Don't call me Staten Island, okay? I'm a
born and raised city person. So please,

like, let's not even. Okay, city person.
Yeah, like, please.

Hi, Rio. Come here, buddy. Bring your
hands up like this.

Bless you. Bless you.

All right, hands up like that. Good.
Okay.

Take that head. Hands up.

No, you have to punch. Punch, punch,
punch.

Punch, punch, punch. You don't hold
hands in karate.

Good.

Give me some updates with the latest.
I'm in love.

That's why I'm a little chubby.

On your back. We're going to do some
abs.

Hold up. I heard abs are going to help
me get a baby.

So I want to spend like eight months
really well and then get pregnant.

Two. Good.

You know what's going to make me even
better in bed?

Is that the science behind this? Because
I hate being on top.

Oh, babe. What is it that you have to do
for school for this recipe?

Basically, I need to make, like, a
family recipe more eco -friendly.

Okay. What recipe are you thinking?

Connecticut pasta.

Do we have to make it?

Okay.

We never actually ended up writing it
into this book, right? I created it out

a pasta I ate at a restaurant in
Connecticut. It's kale, Italian sausage,

Parmesan. It's like their favorite
pasta.

We only have two choices because she
doesn't cook a lot.

All right, let me get you a pen. Are you
going to make the dog's food, babe?

Yeah, just hang on because Paolo is
feeling anxious.

He's always anxious.

Mel is a forensic neuropsychologist, and
she brings some of her work home,

perhaps. He looks like he always looks.

Stop treating him like a patient. Mel
definitely caters to the dogs a lot.

have sun protection.

They have cologne.

We had someone that would come and give
them massages. Pal had to go to an

acupuncture for his childhood trauma.

Look at him. Look at him. He's looking
at me. He's like, save me, please.

I just want to be a dog.

The only time he's happy is when he's
about to eat.

He has put on some weight.

This is a bad angle. You know that.

Having dogs and taking them to the
doctor is actually more expensive than

kids. So now I'm just like, I got to eat
well.

So it might be like kids just order what
you need to eat. And then I'm cooking

food for the dogs.

Medium rare steak.

Are you guys done with the locks?
Because I want to give them some. Wait,

you give dogs edamame?

They're like, you just made him steak,
and what are we having?

I'm like, I don't know. You want
Chipotle?

I'm going to need that cookbook when I
go off to college.

For some reason, I can't picture your
mom having a cookbook.

Look at all the cookbooks we have.

This is for display.

Display? It is not for display. Moving
on.

This bit deserves a tap.

As I'm walking up the stairs, sweating
profusely, I become increasingly

about how this is going to go. Like, did
she turn off the elevator for me?

Hello?

Hi, come on in. Hi.

What's up?

I know the elevator's broke. Yeah.

I put water there for you.

The hair is cute.

Because you're going through... Yeah,
actually.

You had to cut your hair?

Yeah. Yeah. My mom has cancer, and she's
going through chemo.

Not just a regular haircut, friend.

I want it to meet sugar.

Yeah, maybe next time.

What's up?

I need a lot.

So... I just want to start from where we
were the other night.

I have been really stressed, really
overwhelmed, like very, very emotional

very raw. And the other night, honestly,
I don't remember the things that I

said. If I said things to you that were
awful... Do you want me to remind you?

I'm apologizing to you. How do you
apologize? You say, I'm sorry. You don't

I'm apologizing. But that's interesting.

You don't remember.

This is really interesting.

Okay. That's fine if you don't remember.
I do. You're being so condescending

right now. I'm not being condescending.
I'm trying to open up to you. The fact

that you guys came in there so hot.

What are you thinking? It has nothing to
do with me and sex. Even when she

starts doing that, you just sit out
there. Just be like, yo, I'll fight my

battle. I should have. I'm the one that
constantly has to be like, this is

between us. Brynn, I didn't even know
she was listening. She came over, and

she got involved.

People get heated, okay? I'm an
authentic person. I can't mask myself

time. I can honestly say I've never
screamed at a friend in public. I didn't

scream at you. Yeah, because you're
going to be like carbon monoxide that

infiltrates and then, right?

Like that?

I remember that. Yeah. Can I just say
one thing about the radio thing? About

thing you did, the radio thing. I didn't
say anything.

Do you think someone is helping her
financially?

Honestly, no. Huh.

I don't think so. What do you think,
Jeff? Yep.

You think so? Oh, yeah.

I should have stopped it sooner.

Okay, I understand that, and I agree.

Didn't do it with Jeff Luce. Didn't do
it with Cy. I don't need grown -ass

yelling at me at the floor room. I've
come very far in my life to avoid like

that. And I wasn't yelling at you. This
isn't like Staten Island.

Don't call me Staten Island, okay? I'm a
born and raised city person, so please,

like, let's not even. Okay, city person.
Yeah, like, please.

Will you just hear me out about the
radio thing?

I'm very sorry.

I never... People still ask me about it.
I'm sorry.

It's embarrassing.

I didn't know he was going to say that.
It's been 18 months. I know. From the

bottom of my heart, it hurts me to see
you hurt. I don't like that. And I don't

like being the cause of it.

And really, I'm sorry.

Okay? I am.

I knew that you were.

And I'm sorry that I made it awkward
with Jenna. That is not cool.

Thank you.

My heart was really broken from you
because I felt like, yes, it was because

felt like you went to Jenna to try and
break up my friendship with her. No

offense. I didn't go to Jenna to talk
about you. She asked me, she said, did

forgive Aaron? I said, yeah. She goes,
wow, that was quick because I did

you quickly. She goes, it was really
messed up what she said.

You forgave her? And I said, you know
what? I forgive Aaron because Aaron says

stupid shit about people's money.

Case in point, she said, you're having
money problems. But I shouldn't have

it, period.

I said it to put me and Jenna in the
same boat that we're just, people are

talking dumb shit about us. If anything,
the ego part of that conversation was I

think I felt of Jenna being like,
really, you forgave her? I think I felt

embarrassed that I forgave you so quick.

Okay. She was still upset.

Doesn't make it okay. But her ego got
bruised in that moment when she felt

she forgave me too quickly.

I say stupid shit.

This was her rebuttal. Quick, but not
accurate.

No offense, I just think you shouldn't
really talk about anybody's money ever,

good or bad, or even casually, or
mention anything.

I don't. Just don't, you know?

We're just going to agree to disagree on
that one.

I just want to think of the good things
with you. I know.

And I really need support right now. I
do. As you know, I told you guys about

mom. I don't want to get too into it,
but, like, she's going through chemo.

I'm sorry. I just wasn't supposed to.

I'm sorry.

I'm just saying it's rocking me. I know.

I'm not in a stable place at all. At
all.

I'm usually, like, pretty composed.

And I'm just not right now. I'm not
okay.

I'm sorry. I'm crying right now. It's
okay.

Erin and I are like sisters.

We get under each other's nerves so
much, but it kills me seeing her like

and being upset.

It's really, it's just a lot. It's just
a lot.

Three kids, they all need me. Everyone
needs me.

Abe needs me.

Do you need me to handle Abe for you?

Actually, yes.

I do feel like we've cleared the air.
And I feel, oddly enough, that this is

like the creepy thing of mine and
Aaron's friendship. I feel closer to

you want some of this? A few?

Yeah, yeah, I do. I drink all the time.

It's so toxic.

I want to meet Trevor.

I made Darius take sugar away because I
was like, you don't get puppy time.

Oh, come on. I gave you tap water and I
took away the puppy. That's what that

was.

How long has it been since you actually
climbed last?

No, we did it last year. You did?

I only did it like yesterday.

I'm sure.

He's a pro.

Have I ever taken you climbing? You know
the danger of taking me anywhere.

Hi, guys.

Hi. How are you all doing today?

Good. How are you? Pretty good.

I'm going to say we want to climb, but I
think that's a strong statement.

Amazing. We're climbing.

All right. Once we get the shoes all
settled, I'll show you all how to get

the harnesses and then show you all the
auto blades and the walls.

Thank you. Yeah, of course.

Beckett, just go easy on me. Beckett is
leaving the nest soon, and I have never

seen him rock climb. He's actually great
at it and loves it. So I'm actually

terrified, but I'm going to go and do it
anyway because I have one more year

with him, and then he's gone.

This is terrifying.

I can't believe I agreed to do this. I
have a fear of heights.

So once you're clipped in, you are good
to start climbing.

All you're going to do when you want to
come down is lean back, lightly press

off with your feet.

Yeah, we don't want your body doing what
we call cheese grating on the way down.

Cheese grate?

Who said that to a grown adult who's
literally got fear in her eyes? Of

don't want a cheese grate.

Beckett, you go first.

Oh, my God.

I'm so impressed.

Like, no fear.

That's not very good.

Yes.

Oh, God.

Yes.

That might have been back a little bit
far. You flung out really far.

I know.

Oh, God.

I'm literally sweating.

How come it's so dark in here?

I'll help you clip it. Thank you.

Start like that.

Okay, so I start here?

Yeah. And then where? Then here? Yeah.

Okay. Work your way up.

I've already appeared.

Bump your foot up one.

Sure.

Stand up. Come on.

Oh, God.

I'm afraid of heights, guys.

You guys, I think I'm stuck.

How do I get down?

Lean on the wall.

Oh, God.

I don't want a cheese crate.

Oh, my God.

You've got this. Come on.

One, two, three.

Supportive hugs.

I'm so scared.

You did so good. Thank you for guiding
me.

That shows you how much I love you.

Oh, dear Lord, have mercy.

I like to be here, close to the ground.

A friend of mine just said that her
daughter goes to Northwestern, and I

out to her.

Because I was like, oh.

Beckett wants to go to Northwestern,
too, but I didn't realize it was on

Northeastern that you want to go to. I
mean, if Northwestern is anything like

Northeastern, then I'd love to go. I
think you should go far away.

I don't know why.

When I moved to New York from California
and arrived at the YMCA on 34th Street,

which is disgusting, I, like, burst into
tears. I was like, oh, my God. My room

was six feet by eight feet, so I could
touch the walls.

Experiencing things that are not in your
comfort zone, I think, is important.

It's a big world.

Not just New York.

Do you still want to go to see Cal Poly?

That is definitely an option.

I was having a fantasy of you going to
school in California.

I'm not aware of your fantasy for me to
go to UC Berkeley. I know.

I think what I'm really scared about is
I moved to New York and I never went

home. And I know he wants to go far away
for college and I'm encouraging that.

At the same time, I'm really scared that
he won't come home.

Hey, go.

Oh, my God. Thank you so much. Thank
you.

I know that Maya was just saying that
the car arrived. If you want to... Oh,

exciting. The car is here? The new car.
Oh, no way.

It's upstairs.

Oh, no way.

I loved my old car. It's from 1969.

But as Aaron will tell you,

my vintage Mercedes is not very
reliable.

Where is she?

Holly.

Oh, God. Come to mama.

Oh, my God. Nice.

Oh, my God.

Here we go.

It's so sexy.

It's actually a hybrid, so it's good I
can afford to fill the tank.

Oh, my God, it's so pretty.

Here we go, people.

Coming up.

When I hide things from you, I get why I
would kiss you off. This doesn't even

begin.

Bleaching? Yeah.

Ready, spicy?

Thank you.

Hi, how are you? Excellent. Can I have a
spicy margarita? Yeah.

I will do the same thing, please. Okay.
Want to start with another?

Sure. I'm dying to hear how your
conversation with Bryn went.

Our conversation was really good. I feel
like at first it took us a while

because we were both like, like, butting
heads.

Shocking. But I'm so, like, relieved and
happy because it's like, this thing has

been bothering me.

Well, I'm glad that you guys made up. It
was a goal.

I am hopeful that these things will not
occur in our Hamptons home, that I'm

hosting these girls again.

So I thought it would be really fun to
have you all out next weekend. I guess

we'll figure out the rooms when we're
there. It's really comfortable. I think

we'll be fine. I'm terrified.

I might not have running water.

The kitchen's literally being installed
now.

If anything goes wrong, I won't have a
kitchen.

And things have gone wrong.

Yeah, it always goes wrong in
construction.

But I feel like at this point I know how
to do these things.

I'm in a phase in my life where, like, I
want to work hard, but I just want to

have fun, which is why I got really mad
at you this year.

With all your s**t?

No.

When I hide things from you, it's
obviously not coming from a malicious

but I get why it would piss you off.

This doesn't even begin.

Yeah, it's much deeper.

So I got the cauliflower here.

Here's the crema. Thank you. Of course.

And the methane. Wow. Thank you so much.
Of course.

Finding out that you sold our Bitcoin.

when we needed that for something that,
you know, I wanted to use it for.

Bitcoin was high and I thought it was a
good time to pay off a large chunk of

our mortgage.

I was just excited to log into my
account and see how much it had grown.

then I go and I see that it's gone.

So, shock. Major shock. And he sold it
when it was much lower than it is now.

So, of course, I was very angry. You
don't do that without having a

That's what bothered me.

The worst part was that you had sold it
years ago.

And that's what was so upsetting.

And then that spiraled into learning
about all the other shit that you've

hiding from me.

He had, you know, some other bills from
our previous business that he needed to

clear up. I had a handbag line all those
years ago. It wasn't my business.

Yeah, it was not for me. And we went
into debt because of it. I thought we

out. Starts with one thing, and then
it's like, okay, well, now I'm going to

patch this up. And it's just a
patchwork. Like, it just becomes this

I still feel terrible.

You do have to be honest with me.

I am a successful woman, and I deserve
to be treated like a partner.

You've held so much for me.

A few months ago, you could have asked
me if we were going to be okay, and I

wouldn't have known.

I didn't like my wife.

didn't deserve to know something.

I just didn't want to add to the stress
that she's dealing with in her life. If

you're together with somebody, there's
that inclination to protect them.

But in the long run, it's not the right
thing to do.

You do have to be communicative.

And I expect those things. And if that
happens again, it's going to be really

like a big problem.

I'm getting better with... I know you
are. ...like, the real -time

communication. Which is why I'm still
sitting here in front of you. I know.

I think part of, like, the pattern that
we got into in our relationship, me

withholding stuff from you and hiding
stuff and you getting, like, partially

reactive, is, like, because we didn't
know each other that well when we got

married, we didn't see joke about it.
Like, we don't really know each other.

Just getting to know you now.

Kind of. I didn't want to get married.

I was flying around town with...

I know you are.

Never had to sleep with anyone, ever.

They just flew me around.

That was part of my insecurity, though.
When we first started dating, I worked

to get to where I was.

I grew up comfortably, but I would never
trust my kid. And so, like, meeting

you, and you're like, oh, getting flown
to the private jets and going on all

these trips.

Like, in my mind, it's like, okay, well,
like, I need to deliver that now.

Coming up.

I'm terrified.

It's like gold seatbelts and everything.

Buckle up, buttercup.

Oh, my God.

It's like the hot air balloon.

it today you look thank you so much yeah
we're shopping for the hampton okay

we're looking for more dresses oh i love
these yeah they're amber diamond and 14

karat gold i told my boyfriend if he's
gonna propose i need a yellow diamond oh

there you go and then he came back like
a few weeks like you know it's actually

more expensive than regular diamond yeah
i was not sure you can't help that you

have good taste hello girly

Lovely. You are so chic.

Thank you. Look at my first purchase.

Those are cute.

Hi, how are you?

Getting jewelry? Let me take my jacket
off. I'm getting like Jenna now. All I

is like button down.

Oh, look at my nipple. My God.

What? Look at them. Why are they like
this though?

No, no, they're not.

Well, it's one nipple up and one nipple
down. Is it?

Yes. Maybe you're just short. You don't
see it.

Are you wearing the Skims nipple bra?

No. Really? Do people buy a bra that has
nipples?

Yeah. But I try to make my nipple not to
be hard. Why would someone want a

nipple hard? Because it's sexy.

That's so gross. No, it's not. I think
it's very sexy.

I would think she wouldn't mind hard
nipples.

She loves to show her tits.

Everybody should show their hard
nipples. Why not?

Like, it's a thing. Like, my nipples are
hard. They're wet. My headlights are

on. Let's show them.

I'm actually quite shocked.

All right, tell me what else is going
on. I don't know.

I'm just like, uh.

What's the matter? My house, the water
thing in February, now it went on the

kitchen. So what is it, just all water
damage? It's water damage.

What were you doing for water?

I stayed at Mondrian Hotel.

You got to be joking. I swear to God.
Oh, Connecticut with Oliver.

You think everything is good with him,
though? Yeah.

He's the one stable thing I have in my
life.

right now i'm happy for you i know i
know i know i know she said no to a job

to move because of me i think that's why
so then it feels very real yeah yeah i

think it's going to be fine it just
takes adjusting yeah so everything else

okay though i feel like you've been kind
of like not your happy go lucky yeah

self well it's sad for me to see

People's words getting twisted.

You can be vulnerable. This one, this
one goes and tell this one and flip

things. And I don't know. Brynn, she
will never twisted your words if she

doesn't have the fact.

So, Erin, why did you feel comfortable
to go tell Brynn and Jethro about what

happened in the Hampton with you and
Jenna?

Right. That's not your story to tell.
Now you're going to tell Brynn this

intelligent...

Manipulator. Manipulator. She took this
and run to Jenna and tell Jenna what to

do. It's like she wants everybody else
to fight, but only be friends with her.

Brynn and I were really close.

But when Brynn exposed my boyfriend, I
was shocked because I was the only

who knew about this. Uba, I heard you
got a man in Connecticut.

Oh, no. Oh, Brynn.

So then I was like, ooh, Brynn is not
loyal because I have been there for you.

When she did that, whoa, I'm taking 10
steps back. Anyone who is getting close,

Brynn feels threatened.

Every time Brynn starts twisting
information, to me, I'm like, 10 more

back. I think I'm somewhere in Maldives.

I'm not even in New York anymore.

I like how it conveniently no one
remembers.

I need someone to say, do you remember
that night? Was it weird? I don't

remember. That's why I say no all the
time. Everybody is supposed to be taking

helicopter, so are you going? No, no,
no, no. I'm not taking a helicopter. I'm

driving. I already told Erin I'm
driving.

Why? I like to drive. I like being in my
car, making my phone call.

So it's not because you don't want to be
with a girl? No, absolutely not,

because I'm going to be with them in the
Hampton.

If I didn't want to be with a girl, I
just wouldn't show up. I'll drive with

you. Are you sure? Yeah.

I'll drive with you. Sure. I'm not a big
helicopter person with kids.

I can drive, or you can drive. You
drive, and then I can talk.

I'll actually hold this open for you
because you have more than I do.

Thank you so much.

Hi. Hi.

Can I ask a massive favor? Can I change
the board?

Are you allowed to say skink on it?

Yeah, of course.

The signage of who's flying should be
accurate.

Look, I don't make the rules. The FAA
does.

Wee! No!

I am so excited. Oh, my God, I'm so
excited.

My outfit and my bag.

Oh, good Lord.

Could I have a coffee?

I'm having orange juice.

I was going to say. Can someone open the
door?

I hear someone shouting.

Oh, my God. That would be Jessel. Hi.

Oh, my God.

What the?

This is insane.

I'm not going to help her.

How do I?

I think we can close it.

Oh, my God.

You guys.

Are you wearing a crop top?

Yep.

Hi. How are you? I'm obsessed with this
look. This whole look is genius.

Is this an Ushk shoot? Are we doing a
shoot out here? Can I do it? Oh, look, I

matched the helicopter. Do you want a
drink, my love?

Yeah, I want some champagne. Hey, hey,
hey, that's for you.

That is amazing.

Puppet is literally, like, jizzing in
his pants. He's like, send me chopper

pics! Exclamation mark, exclamation
mark. I did not need that visual.

I'm sorry.

I was bummed on Uba and Sai so that they
couldn't come. Uba just said she

prefers driving.

I knew Sai wasn't going to fly in this
mess, though. Why not? Because she

already said it. She was like, if it's
cloudy, I'm not flying.

She's not a meteorologist.

Is she? She's not. Sai doesn't want to
be around me.

But don't you feel like if you just
brush it over... No, I don't care. You

screamed at me, and I forgive you. I
don't want to fight. I want to get drunk

and have fun. Yeah. Like, I'm a party
girl. I'm not like this, like, let's sit

down and, like, stab each other. But
here's the thing. You guys were so

right? From what Cy told me. Yeah.

But she keeps screaming at me in public
for no reason, telling me to go...

myself what is that this is new york
this is manhattan it's not rikers island

yeah like that's how she's acting let's
uh let's try and yeah where is that girl

she's fashionably late we can't wait for
her here i'm gonna video does not wait

i love videoing people and like the two
seconds that like they don't pick up and

you get to stare at yourself it's like
the best oh you can check here yeah oh

god you're just feeling yourself i get
you

Oh my goodness.

Are you serious? Where are you? Oh,
you're in a car driving to the helipad.

What?

You're not coming on the helicopter with
us? What is going on over here? He's

joking. You're driving here. We're
getting here waiting for you.

We're waiting for you, Jenna.

coming on the helicopter with us? Oh, my
God. Was I ever supposed to tell you

that I wasn't coming on the helicopter?

Yeah. We're waiting for you, Jenna.

Are you kidding?

That's why I thought you guys knew that.

No, one of your ten assistants didn't
tell us.

What is that ditching? Are you in a
Bentley?

Yeah, she is.

I'm sorry.

I thought you knew it. I wanted to drive
my car. I cannot believe that I did not

think you were going to be waiting for
me. I'm sorry. I know. Raphael is

driving, too. He's not waiting for her,
either. Oh, I forgot about Raphael.

Gold seatbelts and everything.

Buckle up, buttercup.

Oh, my God.

It's like a hot air balloon.

Oh, God.

Oh, this is a skyline, you guys.

Oh, my God. I like freak out with
turbulence.

I know, I know. It's not going to be
like this the whole way. Is that after

get off the water? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Can I ask you something?

Yeah. People, and this is what we have
to do.

People ask us about the Scientology.
What do you want us to say?

And also, if you're like, I don't know
what to say, here's what someone asked

me, like, come to me. No, no, no, I
know. I'm saying, like, impress and,

because once you're announced and it's
out there.

Oh, no, no. You should read the text
message I just got right now from the

Mail. From who?

No, what are they saying? They're like,
we're going to run this story. It's

about her.

And I was like, great. Right before we
started filming.

This weekend, all of these news articles
came out about Rebecca and being in

Scientology. So there's more questions
than answers.

You're curious. Let's talk about it when
you can actually hear me talk. First of

all, we're in a helicopter and it's
loud. I am not uncomfortable talking

it, but I want to talk about it when
there's a genuine interest and it's not

just like, tell me about the movie.

Do you want your friend to tell you
about the whole movie or just go see the

movie? Just to play devil's advocate,
Scientology is something that's

heavy. People like to talk about it.
They're curious, you know what I mean?

They're a world -recognized religion.

There's nothing secret.

There's nothing weird.

The response I'm getting is very like,
I'm talking to chat GBT.

Do you have any opinions about
Scientology?

Not really.

Actually, John Travolta... Oh, I can't
say this on camera. Never mind.

No comment. I can't. No, I can't. I
actually can't. Every single religion or

organized religion has an extreme
version of it. And if you only look at

that's actually not really fair
assessment.

So maybe you'll look into Scientology?

I have my religion. It's called ice
cream and puppies.

Listen, the upside of it is at least
Scientology has pretty looking

This is not the time or the place for
this conversation, but...

I feel like I'm talking to, like, a door
-to -door salesman or something that's

trying to sell me snake oil.

Between us, you guys, it's weird.

Next

time

on The Real Housewives of New York City.

The crotch area, it's out there. It's
out there. She was naked.

She was weird. She was wearing anal
beads sitting there.

You guys are all lying.