All language subtitles for The Real Housewives of New York City – S15E1

I don't need this today, please. Do you
know what I have to deal with this week?

We want the tape.

She said that. She's a six -foot
-toddler.

Bitch.

We need to stand up for what's right.

I feel like you and I have kind of been
in the middle of this. We're both really

close with Uba. We're both really close
with Brian.

If you ask me, I'm a queen.

Honestly, not cool.

Not cool.

What's not cool, Aaron?

You leave.

He doesn't want to be late.

I don't even know how they're going to
be in the same room together today.

It was tough.

I know.

What the f*** is happening?

What just went down was insane.

That was shocking. It was shocking. I
don't know how this gets repaired.

Everybody needs to be ready. Can we just
put it in a hair tie?

They're not going to see the back of my
head.

Aside from when I storm out the door.

There needs to be apologies from both
sides.

to have it end that family.

Where do we go from here?

We're rolling, guys.

Apple, please.

Apple.

Why date their dad when you can just be
mother?

In the cocktail of life, a New Yorker is
never shaken nor stirred.

Just like a painting, you need a couple
of looks to figure me out.

I may be hungry, but at least I'm not
thirsty.

I'm not up and coming. I am already
there.

Love looks good on me, but does what
doesn't.

Not everyone can be Jennifer Lyons, but
they can try.

You're here. Come on up.

Should I stand like this and wait for
him?

At this point, I'll do anything to get a
delivery.

Hi.

So the piece that you have downstairs is
smaller than this, and this got up the

stairs. I promise it's going to work.
Look, it's because you don't want to

up five flights of stairs and tell me
that.

The dimensions.

It took 15 minutes to get that one up.
Three hours of work?

I have a new apartment.

I left the West Village and I migrated
north to Gramercy Park.

I needed a bigger space because I'm
expanding my family.

Sugar, come here. I've had a baby.

It's a puppy!

They're just gonna get in the truck and
leave.

Moving in New York City is actual hell.

Another delivery?

Okay. Where do you want me to sign?

This is the marriage license?

I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm joking.
Okay, what's the verdict?

I'll go to take it back. It's just... A
bunch of moving men sweating and hating

you and judging all your shit.

This is so New York.

Thongs, thongs, thongs.

I had 16 boxes of thongs.

Come on up.

Who's that?

Who's here?

Hello.

Hello.

Hey, sugar.

Hi.

This is who I came to see. I know.

My brother Derek lives in Seoul, South
Korea, but he's going to stay for about

month. You look great.

Thanks. The place looks great.

Yeah, I moved in three weeks ago.

Derek is visiting because I need help.

It's really hard being a hot single dog
mom.

What do we have planned? Are we doing
anything?

I want to get everyone together because
I've been gone so much. Just like let's

go to a cool bar and invite your
partner, your boyfriend, your

dog trainer, whoever.

Right. The last time that my brother was
in town, we went out with the girls to

dinner, and we had such an amazing time.

So there's part of me that wants to
recreate that.

Is everything cool?

I'm cool with everybody.

And also, I'm on a secret covert
operation to get my brother to move back

York City. I literally hid his passport
last time.

Is that illegal?

Do you like the digs?

Yeah, I love it. I know you're my
brother, so you don't want to hear this,

my design inspiration for the living
room was balls in your face.

That's interesting.

Look, ball, ball, ball, ball.

So you went for it, really?

I really did.

This is our wonderful subway station.

I mean, I definitely don't look like I
belong here. You made me, like, dress

like this. You said we were going
somewhere nice.

That's Kai's snot. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay. I got snot on my shirt.

Let's have some lunch. Mom and Dad are
going to go out, okay?

We're going to Chinatown, though. This
is a really good spot. Do I dress up?

Yeah, of course you dress up. I didn't
make you dress like anything.

Oh, my God. That's so boring.

So I'm not familiar with the MTA. Is it
called the MTA?

Look at that.

Comfortable.

Hi.

I wouldn't do that.

Hi.

Before today, I think I've taken the
subway a grand total of two times.

People are looking at me weird.

How much do you spend a month on Uber?

Oh, gosh. The last month?

$990.

That's a lot of money. I don't know if
private, like, knew that.

I used to come to Chinatown to buy fake
bags all the time.

Oh, we still can. You know that, right?
I got my D .O .R .A .s, my Prados.

This is the spot right here, Carol's
Buns.

You said it was a nice place.

What is it?

Carol's Buns? Carol's Buns. Look at it.
Stop it, Puppet. Yeah, this is the spot.

Can you just kind of get a video of me
walking into the restaurant?

Okay.

Oh, my God.

Puppet has always been obsessed with
food, but this whole Vietnam fiasco has

really inspired him to become a food
influencer.

Weird. Do you stay overnight?

Also overnight.

Have a sandwich. Come back.

Landing in Vietnam, I'm going to eat as
much as I can.

NYC just can't touch this. It is so
good.

What did your husband do? Oh, he's a
food influencer.

I married a banker. How the hell am I
married to a food influencer all of a

sudden? Can I get a combination with
noodles and rice?

This was on your list?

Yeah. The way he looks at a piece of
fried chicken.

I don't think he's ever looked at me
like that.

I have thighs.

I have breasts.

I could be coated in flour and batter if
he wants me to.

Do you have any tables?

No, it's nice.

It's nice. This is the only table,
right? Look at the size.

Do you have chopsticks?

Oh,

great. Oh, come on. Are you kidding me
here?

We've got to try it.

Where's your... You're, like, built on
your white pants.

Okay.

Um, I want to start planning stuff.

Like, we have to plan summer, my
birthday, which you have to plan.

Carol's bun's at the back room.

Robert, you have to start making more of
an effort. I didn't even get a

Valentine's Day card from you. Remember
I got you a massage?

I didn't even get a card this year.

I'll get you one.

Now? Yeah. Okay.

The gift giving, it stopped when we had
the babies.

Ooh. Okay. Thank you. That looks good.

I'm not asking for much. I would like to
sleep in until 9 .30. And I would like

to be told, you should go and enjoy a
spa day. I'll watch the kids.

And then maybe when I get to the spa,
there will be a Chanel bag, a Dolce &

Gabbana bag, a Celine bag, and a Bottega
bag waiting for me.

Mm -hmm.

Let's go.

So I got an invoice from Dr. Wong today.

We are paying a lot of money for embryos
to be stored in Beverly Hills.

So I think we need to figure out what to
do with these embryos. We were married

seven years before I got pregnant.

I ended up going through five cycles of
IVF. I can't wait to stop buying girl

clothes.

So we have to figure it out.

No more kids.

Don't you want a little girl?

No. Seriously?

She'll be exactly like me.

Definitely no then.

We have the girl in there.

We can't just, like, shut it down.

We'll see.

What if we have the next Beyonce or what
if we have the next Elon Musk in that

freezer? And then you're like, bye,
Beyonce.

Like, that sucks.

I'm okay saying bye to Beyonce, but Elon
Musk, okay.

Are you serious?

Hi. Hi, and welcome to Lula.

Thank you.

Right this way, hon. Thanks so much.

Hello.

Welcome to Lula.

Okay, okay, okay.

Maybe you'll be my date. I would be a
great date.

It's okay. I'm Muslim. You can have four
of us.

You look so pretty.

Well, I'm coming to have lunch with you.
All green. I like it.

Green with envy.

What's up, babe?

I miss you. I know. I miss you, too. You
look so beautiful. So do you.

Masha 'Allah.

Uwe and I, we are like peanut butter and
jelly.

I love her. I talk to her literally more
than my sister.

My friendship with Aaron, it's a
beautiful roller coaster.

You are such a bitch. No, no, you are a
bitch.

We got over all our issues, and we are
just inseparable.

I'm so hungry. I'm starving. You have no
idea. One thing about you, I know we're

going to eat. We're going to eat. Yeah,
yeah.

Hi.

I don't know who to say hi to first.

How are you?

Hi, Rebecca.

Nice to meet you.

Becky Minkoff is a friend, but she's
also a major fashion designer.

She's awesome. She's such a sweetheart.
I've heard so much great things about

you. I know your name like I know Coca
-Cola.

I mean, I am so happy to meet you. Oh,
my God. Thank you for making time. Of

course. Very New Yorker. Oh, well, you
know, 20 years. Happy birthday, ladies.

Hi. Could I do your largest Americano
possible, black? I'll have a mezcaloom

espresso martini. I would love a latte.

Decaf, one shot, extra hot.

Did you do berries this morning? No, but
I did work out. I'm just sad I didn't

do a Central Park work this morning.
It's my only exercise.

That's your only exercise?

Yeah. Oh, my God. Her body's, like,
perfect. Yeah.

To us. To New York, mom and woman. Yes.

I knew you guys would love each other.
Thank you.

She's a good matchmaker. She does for
husband, too.

I have set up so many of my friends.

I wish. That would have been a real good
one. I just think he's so cute.

It's not just his look.

It's his whole energy.

This is a man.

Oh, my gosh. And he's so cute.

I literally want a jackpot.

He's so into you, you can't get his
hands off you. Well, how can you not

this ass? I know.

I'm not young, so I was really nervous
if he wants to have kids. So did he say

he wants to? I think I'm going to start
trying in November, December.

We said, relax.

If it works, great. If it doesn't, we'll
adopt.

I never thought I wouldn't have a baby.

I'm a little spoiled when it comes to my
sleep, when it comes to do what I want

to do, travel to Paris just to have
dessert.

But when I'm talking to Oliver at dinner
time with a little candlelight, I'm

like, yes, let's do it.

I don't know. It just feels right.

You're good looking. I'm good looking.

Let's see if we can produce something.

I'm going to get in shape. I'm going to
eat well. You do have really good genes.

You guys are talking. Look at you. Let
me have a baby first and see how things

are going to drop. My nipples are
probably right here.

I joke that I roll them up every day and
put them in my bra.

It's so good to be a woman. Oh, my God.
We got the shit under the stick, huh?

Should we wear one day, like, mustache
and pretend like we're men? Like, hide

our ass shoulder.

All right. Then go there.

By the way, Brynn is having a party at
4.

Are you going to be able to come? Yes,
but I'm going to be a bit late because I

have a dinner.

Okay. You should come.

Come with me, Rebecca. It's my date. Do
I know anyone else who's going to be

there? You know Jenna, right? Yeah, I
know Jenna. Si.

Oh, I love Si. We used to live in Dumbo.
When, like, mommy entrepreneurs were,

like, trending, I would see her at,
like, everything. And Brynn is?

Brynn is in our friend group. Okay.

She's really bubbly and really fun.

The last time you saw Brynn was when?

I haven't seen Brynn in a while.

Do I not want to come to this?

Coming up.

Why do you hate me? I never said that.

Who told you that?

The last

time you saw Brynn was

when?

That party. Jenna's house.

Yeah. I haven't seen Brenna in a while.

This friend group, we hang out a lot.
The problem is when we splinter off into

our mini groups and we start talking
about the things that happened in the

group, we come back to the big group
with a different story.

That's when the trouble happens. Do I
not want to come to this? No, you're

coming.

Hi. Hi. What are you on the hunt for
today?

I need a kitchen table.

Okay.

Hi there. Welcome in.

Hi. Hi.

I got lipstick on you. Let's leave it.
Let's leave.

Look what the cat dragged in.

What's up? This place is so cute.

I know, right? Have you never been here?

Baby, you. Thank you.

What's that?

I need this.

What are we shopping for?

We need a kitchen table.

I would hope that Brynn brought me along
to find us a shop because she thinks I

have good taste.

Oh, my goodness. Wow. I can't believe
it's solid. It's not veneer. It's

gorgeous. Jess will taste it exists.

It's hers.

Oh, I really like that one. Nope, no
glass top.

Jess will not hear for her taste.

She's here for her honesty.

There's another table over here. And
then Jenna actually respects her taste.

So. I need something smaller. It's a
small space.

Come make sure I got the right sofa.
This is the dark version of my sofa.

sit in the middle, I guess.

Go ahead.

Okay. Wow. Oh, this is nice.

Oh, my God.

I have total B .O.

You B .O.? Oh, really?

Oh, my God.

Are you sure this is a dog?

It's a wolf.

Put your face, like, right up in there.
Yeah.

That's awesome.

You're a person.

It's like finding out that God... Jenna,
I moved. You really stink.

Stop. I'm just kidding.

I'm not kidding.

So, funny story.

I was just approached at Soho Beach
House in Miami two weeks ago. She's

oh, my gosh, hi, Brynn. It's so nice to
meet you.

points at her daughter, and she's like,
this girl, she's put up with so much.

Aaron and Jeff Lewis called her a call
girl.

Where's the money coming from? I don't
know.

I just don't. I know she used to work a
lot. If you were to guess, do you think

someone is helping her financially?

Honestly, no. Huh.

I don't think so. What do you think,
Jeff? Yep.

You think so? Oh, yeah.

Right when it happened, I was irate.
Don't talk about my money. Don't

let alone speculate about something so
lewd and disgusting.

And look, I forgave her, but still, he's
coming back and rearing his ugly head.

And she apologized.

You were there. He was remorseful. She
was remorseful. Jenna was having us all

over, hang out, fun night.

It was thigh, gesto, grin, and you. And
Jenna. Yeah, you didn't come.

I wish you were there. I opened the
door, and it's, like, a little bit

Like, a little, like...

But I didn't think anything of it. So
end of the night, Jenna grabs me and

like, don't leave yet.

I'm like, okay. So I stay back and I
get, Brynn goes to Jenna's early and

her down. She goes, and by the way,
Aaron called you poor.

So where are you at with Aaron? I mean,
we have like a little like, oh yeah,

because you can't afford to do that.

Yeah. Erin told Bryn and I a story.

Erin and Jenna had lunch in the
Hamptons. Jenna's hoopty vintage car

Erin offered to call an Uber, and Jenna
never paid her back.

Bryn remembers a whole other version.

She was like, she's having money
problems. Bryn, her car broke down, and

offered to get her an Uber, and she said
yes, and then she didn't pay me back.

Okay. Start from the beginning.

Never happened. I don't speak about
people that way. Also, she's not poor. I

a storyteller. In me trying to bring
levity to the situation with Brynn, I

like, oh my God, it was so funny. And I
told her the whole story. Never did I

say she had money problems.

I swear on Mimi's grave, she was not
joking. She was dead ass serious.

I am fully aware that Jenna in her $10
million loft and her...

five million dollar beach house does not
have money problems for the record she

said she didn't say that so i don't know
okay so we just made up a lie i said

that maybe she was trying to add humor
to the story how is that funny well i

don't know why the hell would she say
that immediately when i found out i was

like hey like i'm disappointed i'm
bummed that this went down aaron was

swear it didn't go down that way i'm
like what am i gonna do There are two

to the story. Everyone is a gossip.

No one gets a happier life.

There is zero chance that I said it. She
1 ,000 % said it. I just thought it was

annoying that I had to pay for the Uber.

Like, shoot me. It's like a $250 Uber at
some crazy price. It was annoying.

Did she deliver it? I was like, hey,
guys, I got a joke. It wasn't funny.

you go.

She swore to me she didn't pay.

Where else would we get that story from?
It felt like maybe she was trying to

get me back for Jeff Lewis. It just felt
really shitty.

Karma has everybody address.

I like that.

Cheers to that.

Coming up.

How are you? Good. How are you?

Good.

Is this going to be your first time
plunging?

No, but it's going to be my friend's
first time. The plunges are nice and

today. What's nice and cold? It's at 37
today. All right.

seconds late i'm so proud of you it's
kind of early go check in go check in do

have to sign my life away yeah she's
making me do crazy like what is this

plunging effort it helps you lose weight
so don't worry okay i'll take it

me and jess were in such a good place
seeing yourself on tv is definitely

something very different don't yell at
me i look so cute it's like oh my god

so chic no i mean look I'm trying to
grow, and I think it was very important

me to fix my friendship with Jessel. I
think Cy made a snap judgment about me.

think she thought I was a spoiled,
entitled British brat, which, you know,

to some degree.

Let's do it.

But Cy has a lot of self -awareness
about her mistakes.

I mean, who wouldn't want to be friends
with me?

Get right in. Oh, my God. You're just
going to get in like, yes. Oh, my God.

There's no way I'm doing that. Oh, my
God. I need to go. Jessel, get the...

I don't want to lose weight like this.
I'm going to... Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Jeff,

I love you so much. I love you. Thank
you. Thank you.

Oh,

my God.

It's a nice bonding experience.

Okay, wait. What do we have? I'm trying
to get your mind off of you. I know you

are. I'm going to excuse myself, ladies.
Enjoy the plunges. Oh, my God. Thank

you so much. Great work.

Will you tell me when I can get up?

You're not leaving.

I'm going to come back.

I want to get up.

I'm going to get out.

I feel so thin.

How?

Feels good.

Oh my god, this is more my vibe.

I don't feel thin, by the way. I didn't
lose any weight.

How are you? How was your vacation,
spring break? Vacation was good.

I've been on, like, this whole zen.

I don't know, after therapy, kind of
just been like on this vibe of accepting

things and accepting people how they
are.

Yeah. Listen, I'm not usually a therapy
girl. It's not my jam.

I've never done therapy until today.
Thank you.

I wanted to understand where was I
coming from last year? Why was I so

upset with people?

I mean, every Sagittarius cuts people
off, but I realized after speaking to my

therapist, that's not okay.

You heard Brynn sparring a little thing.

Yeah. Me and Brynn really haven't
talked.

Do you miss her?

Yeah, I do miss Brynn. But remember last
year at her birthday party? That is her

business. That is her story to tell. You
don't have to do that.

I shouldn't have reacted in that way.
And I did apologize.

It is my fault. And I'm really sorry.
Where do you two go from here? I have

1 ,000 friends. I'm good.

OK.

I put everything out there. She rejected
my apology.

I'm not coming to meet her. She needs to
meet me. I feel like I really took her

in as a sister, and that's why I think
it hurts.

It's a Brinsgiving!

She always gets super emotional about,
like, talking about the holidays.

Because we're in a great family.

Brins does not call me. She doesn't
contact me. My phone number didn't

Yeah. So you're going to go?

Yeah. I do care for Brynn's brother. I
think he's super sweet. I think it's

that she even did this.

When was the last time you told Jonna?

I mean, I saw her at Fashion Week, but I
think before that was that night we

were all at her house that she hosted
us.

Did you hear the part where Jonna came
up to me and was like, I don't

why you keep telling people you hate me.

Huh? And I said, well, first of all,
whoa, whoa, whoa.

Well, hate's a strong word. I never used
the word hate. If you came up to me and

said, you're going around telling people
that you can't stand me. That sounds

like me.

Listen, child, when I'm angry, I will
talk about everybody, okay?

I don't really recall Jenna ever making
me angry.

Was she my favorite person last year?

No. I'm not flying down with you guys
because I don't fly coach.

That is the corniest reason I've ever
heard. You exclude yourself.

But we are past that stage.

I was like, Jenna, I never said that.
That's my honest truth.

And so be it.

Nothing's weird between you and Jenna?
Everything's good?

Never talked about it. Huh.

I think it was one night that we all
just kind of threw in the grave and

it.

We were like... You're very calm. You're
giving, like, Zen Buddha vibes right

now. I've checked out of my old self.
I'm still me, but, like, learning to

control my emotions.

But don't think I won't smack a bitch.

Right here.

Are you ready for the purge of 2024?

Oh, I'm excited.

This was Karl Lagerfeld when he was
doing Fendi.

They're gone.

Yay or nay?

No. Oh, okay.

I should have had you come ages ago.

I have collected a lot of shoes.

And it's hard to edit them yourself
because I get connected to them.

Netball. It's iconic. Sell it. What
about this?

Love. Sell that baby.

Shoes, I can't. Yeah, that's too much. I
can't handle right now.

Nancy is...

My girlfriend, Cass's mother, and this
visit is the first time she and I have

ever met. She's been funny and lovely
and sharing stories about Cass. It's

awesome. Okay.

I love these. I've never worn them. Not
once.

They're beautiful.

This is good because my friend Raquel is
coming over. She has a much cooler

sense of style than I do. She's
gorgeous, and you're going to love her.

they're fabulous.

Wait, but here's the only problem. The
person I'm dating that you know well is

not the tallest person on the planet,
and when I wear these, I'm like 7 '7".

We've known each other for years.

We've been in each other's orbit. She's
in the fashion industry, and it's now

been over a year.

I mean, I could wear them when I don't
see her, but... Okay, give me a second.

How are you? I'm good.

What the?

Oh, my air conditioning broke.

That's why the house looks like this.

Oh, my God. Thank you for the coffee.
You are so welcome.

I've loved Raquel from the first moment
I met her. She's the real deal in an

industry that does not favor women.

at all i'm a curator and advisor in the
art world this one feels to me like the

most into abstraction and i also put
artwork on my television shows shows

empire severance i've done and just like
that which is the spin -off of sex in

the city and i also model what don't i
do for a living did you ever watch in

living color you know the character that
had like eight jobs that's me Hi. This

is Raquel. This is Nancy. Hello.

Great to meet you.

Great to meet you, too. These are the
shoes that she's told me to edit so far.

Okay.

It's that chair. Sorry.

Probably a $10 ,000 dress.

Now you can sit in those. Thank you.

These I should keep, right? They're
lower heels, so they're... Oh, she hates

them. I don't love them.

I know. You and I are a little... We're
very different. We are different.

Yes, we are.

But both of us have had a crazy story.

Raquel and I have been seeing men.

Seeing men? We were married. We were
married.

Well, how did you like that?

How did I like that? Well, clearly not
enough.

I met Jenna in 2012, just as she was in
the middle of a divorce and coming out,

and I was doing the same.

It almost validated what I was going
through. I don't know what I would have

done if I had not met someone else who
was going through the exact same thing.

Neither one of us had ever been around
anyone who was really gay. Like, we

didn't have any gay friends. Very
important. Yeah.

What is he crying for? Is he crying for
my tea? He thinks it's coffee.

Would you like to smell it?

Yeah, he would.

It's tea, baby. You see when there's a
little tag? It's a tea bag.

Yeah.

When I was getting a divorce, my mother
was very much, are you sure about this?

I don't think this is a good idea. Then
she started telling me, you know, women

are very jealous.

I was like, are you speaking from
experience?

You feel like your mom is still not?

You know, I don't know.

My mother went back to Puerto Rico.
Literally just never came back to New

So things are very complicated there.

Has she met Mel?

She has, but when we were just friends.

Oh. Because, you know, Mel and I have
been friends for so long. Yeah, yeah,

yeah. So she met Mel with her ex -wife.

Oh, God.

So complicated.

Mel and I, we've been friends for over
12 years.

We were very single when we got
together.

But there was a bit of a scandal.

There were a few people that were not
all that happy.

Has Mel ever been with men? No.

What do they call that? A golden ticket
or something like that? A golden ticket.

Maybe. I know the gay boys have all
these like terminologies for men who

never been with a girl. If a boy is a C
-section baby and has never been with a

woman, they get an, it's even more like,
I think that's like the golden ticket

or something. Oh, so you've never even.
You've never even touched a vagina.

Oh my God. Okay, I have to find the gay
man and ask him whether this is true.

I've asked this to many, so we can
definitely clarify.

What would we be? We're definitely not a
gold star. Yeah, no. That's a given.

Coming up.

What's wrong? Are you, like, dumb?

I was making a joke.

It's not funny.

Hey, come on, guys. Yeah?

I'm getting frozen hot chocolate.

Hello. Welcome to Serendipity. This is
so nice. Thank you so much.

You only want ice cream. You're not
eating food.

How about french fries?

Okay. My favorite ice cream place is
this. It's way more convenient coming

now that we live uptown. Our whole life
is more convenient.

Eve and I are both born and raised on
the Upper West Side, so it's really home

for us. We were downtown for a long
time.

Things just became really challenging
with the kids, like after school

activities and, you know, our parents
being uptown. So we just wanted to

simplify our lives. It would sometimes
take us 45 minutes to get to school. It

was like coming in from Connecticut.

Connecticut. We all love Connecticut.

I like our place.

It's kind of small.

I know. Dude, why don't you pay some
rent and then we can get a bigger place.

This little bougie kid is telling me our
new gorgeous apartment is too small for

him. Like, are you kidding me? The place
that we're in now is not that much

smaller than where we were living in
Tribeca, but they're just used to living

two floors.

I did raise a kid with good real estate
taste, so I'll give him that.

Hi. Do you have any questions? No, we're
going to order spikes first and hot

chocolate. And then let's do one unicorn
sundae. I'll order the It's My Birthday

Sundae. Birthday cake sundae, perfect.
Can I do a Brooklyn lager?

Yes.

My mom will have dinner with her on
Friday.

How's she doing?

She's okay.

She just had her third treatment.

She's okay. She's not feeling super
sick.

Good.

My mom has breast cancer.

We were told that it was just going to
be...

surgery and have it removed and that was
it and then pathology comes back and

it's like no actually it's really
aggressive you need to start chemo right

how are the kids they don't know
anything she does end up losing her hair

they see her you know you can't tell my
kids they just can't do it

she's like another mother to them i just
want to shield them a little longer is

this a frozen hot chocolate got alcohol
in it this is good for whipped cream

The best thing I've ever had.

I feel like we moved uptown, we
established uptown life, but, like,

sold on the place.

We need bi -levels. We need bi -levels.
So, you know, I'm looking at those

townhouses. I know. And one is getting
serious.

Are you okay to move again? Yes!

I don't ask you, babe.

I mean, we both grew up in this city.
The idea of living in a townhouse is

amazing. My dream.

I don't know.

We just moved.

I'd love to do it, but it's going to be
a lot of work. I mean, we have to gut

it. Are you sure you're up for doing
renovation like that?

I think it's going to be a big job, but
I think, like, I need, like, a proper

home office.

Mom, you should stay here with Dad. I'm
going to take the kids somewhere.

All right, well, I think you should come
see it. You don't understand.

There's, like, an old mural.

With like cherubs on the ceiling.

Get some mushrooms and stare at that for
hours. Stop. You can't say that.

What?

That's me.

Why do you have to go there?

Sorry, you don't understand this thing?
No.

I can't believe how big this house is.
It's like, they just keep opening up. I

always joke that it's like a great place
to trip at because you're behind.

Yeah. Okay, cool.

What are you being, like, me now?

Because I don't like when my words are
being controlled.

What?

You criticize the words that I'm saying.
You shouldn't be talking about doing

that. What's wrong with you? Are you,
like, dumb?

I was joking. It's not funny.

It's one thing to talk about with
friends. It's another thing to be on

and talk about mushrooms.

Like, stupid.

I'm going to go get the kids.

I don't think Aaron's irritated about my
mushroom joke.

There's other stuff underlying.

Not going there.

I don't know that I'm ready to, like,
talk about all this stuff between Dave

I. Can't deal with him.

Coming up.

Not today, Satan.

Not today, Satan.

I won't do it. Not today.

Not today.

Who's coming? Regular suspect.

Erin texted me. She's bringing Rebecca,
Rebecca Minkoff.

I don't know if you've ever heard of
her. I don't know. If you were just at

North from Iraq, you probably saw her
stuff.

Hi.

Hi, my love.

I'm so excited to squish you. I can't
wait to get picked up and twirled

Are you on Ozempic? Because if you are,
maybe I'll pick you up.

Bitch, please.

I was then thinking I would, what, weigh
20 pounds if I were... I'd disappear.

Oh.

Okay, bye.

Hey, baby.

Have you figured out what you want to
wear? Absolutely not.

You know me.

So, I'd rather decide silver or gold,
because then I also have a ring that's

gold. It might not be your typical ring.

I know, but this is my engagement ring.

I didn't want to have like a basic ring.
And she picked it out with my kid. I co

-parent with my ex -husband, but they
love Mel.

Beautiful. There was one time where I
went to meet up with them and the first

thing out of Corey's mouth was, where's
Mel?

Like, am I not enough?

I mean, I'd like that. What would you
put up for?

Leather. Leather running pants.

We have three motorcycles.

We both love adventure.

We both love driving fast and adrenaline
rush.

I am no longer allowed to ride, so I
have to be on the back.

Let's just say I dropped the bike
because I was taking a turn way faster

should have been. I grew up wanting to
be like a stunt double, and so I get on

the bike and I can see, oh, if we hit
something, I can fly off the bike and,

like, catch the pole or something up
above me.

Like, I see that in my head. That's who
I think I am. What do you think of this

combo here?

Because at least I'm like half naked on
top but, you know, fully dressed on the

bottom. Are you going to be cold?

I mean, I'm with a jacket on. You know
I'm like hot and cold now.

That's the menopausal era. Yeah, the
menopausal era. Let's go.

Take something out with that little
comment. You're not that much younger

me.

Are you guys doing a reservation today?
Yes, under Bryn Woodfield.

Lovely. You guys can follow me. Thank
you. Thanks.

Look at this view.

It's beautiful, right?

Are you excited right now? Yeah.

What if nobody shows up?

This one's with me. Who is this? Hi.

Give it to me. Give it to me.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. Hi, babe.

Hi. How are you? I remember you.

How are you? How are you?

Wonderful to see you. Hi, buddy. How are
you? Good to see you.

Right now, am I close with her? No, but
we're cool.

I'm excited to see her. And I think
there's a part of me that every time

do see her, I'm like, maybe this is
going to be it.

Where we have that breakthrough, you
know.

I'm like, she seems happy. She looks
cute. It's going to work out.

I'm happy to see her.

Oh, great.

Look who it is. Hi.

Hi, baby. How are you?

You look pretty. Hi. Hi, both of you.

You look gorgeous. You look wonderful.
How are you? How are you? I'm great.

Good to see you.

You look wonderful.

What's up, baby? I'll sit wherever.

Yay. I look so pretty.

Isn't that it?

What's his name? He's coming.

He's coming. Get to work, then.

Okay, good, good, good. I'm very
apprehensive about seeing Brynn,

she manipulated a fun, lighthearted
story about me and Jenna into, I'm

Jenna poor. I heard from Jenna that she
is still claiming that that's what I

said. She was like, she's having money
problems. Brynn, your car broke down,

I offered to get her an Uber, and she
said yes, and then she didn't pay me

I was not joking. She was dead -ass
serious.

It's frustrating.

Tell them what Cass said about the
dress.

She told me I looked like a vagina with
a period.

Sometimes

you just have to

look like a vagina.

This is very civilized.

You look so beautiful.

I'm loving this hair.

I need a drink.

Finally, after all these years.

Hi. Hi.

Oh, it's so nice to see you. You too.
Hi, baby.

You look so pretty.

Hi.

I'm a hugger. Oh, good. I love a hugger.
Me too. Thanks for having me. Of

course.

Let's go down. I need a drink.

I'll show you to the bar. Oh, well,
thank you. Hi. Thank you so much. Hi.

and bake. Come on in, honey bunny.

Did you get a text from Erin last night?

No, not a text. Why? Oh, so at like 10 p
.m., I'm about to like pass out, and I

get a text.

And it says, I'm so disappointed.

Is she a school teacher?

Literally, I'm her child, and I'm
getting faxed. Like, I don't know. Did

get anything?

No, I didn't. Oh, then I'm probably
really in trouble.

Oh, yeah.

I'm 99 .9 % sure Erin's I'm so
disappointed text is

something to do with our conversation at
the furniture store.

Maybe she was trying to add humor to the
story. How is that funny?

Well, I don't know.

Why the hell would she say that?

Maybe it was Jenna that went and told
Aaron.

I'm disappointed in you. That's cryptic.
Who talks like that? I'm so

disappointed. Like, ooh.

I think something's brewing.

Something is brewing.

Look at us. We do good together.

They're going to get mad because we do
it better.

Look who it is.

Uh oh, Jenna's got competition.

There's a new lesbian in town and I'm
interested.

We were at your party.

That awkward party.

You said that you heard that I've been
going around saying that I hate you.

Yeah, why do you hate me? I never said
that. Who told you that?

It was this one over here.

That's what I feel about Manhattan.

I feel like I'm an island. That is
friends dating.

I never used those words.

I never said it to her.

Do I even want to know what you're
talking about? It might be a little

you to get deep into it, but you're
welcome to.

Coming up.

I have integrity, and I told the truth,
and you don't do that.

And Jessel just confirmed it.

I never said it to her.

What's weird is that this human being is
trying to ruin people's actual wants.

I did not say, I hate Jenna.

Brenna said things about everybody in
this group that I haven't told people.

Like, I wouldn't do that because what
would be the point? To, like, hurt a

friendship? Kind of a fucked up thing to
be like, she hates you. Who the fuck

does that?

I come to this party.

Sinking brin, extended an olive branch.
I thought that we were smooth sailing,

moving forward, and this just took me
all the way back. Something's unwell.

Something is seriously unwell. More than
unwell.

Come on in. Come closer.

I don't like you. You know that. I've
been told.

Well, I apologize.

I really...

I did say I didn't like you. I never
said I hated you. When I first met you,

just feel like you were never yourself.

And I think that's what irritated me.
And I didn't get to know you for who you

were. The number of people who told me
you were talking shit about me is a lot.

I'm definitely wrong. Any accountability
for it. I didn't fucking know you.

Judge the book by its cover.

Cute cover.

I don't have any issues with Jenna.
Look, last year, I was wrong. I did talk

shit about her before actually getting
to know her. Now, I think we've come a

long way.

Brynn is doing what Brynn does, and she
can't stand if anyone in this friendship

group gets close to one another.

She needs to stir the pot, sprinkle some
little bullshit in it, and then feed it

to all of us so we don't get along.

I'm sorry.

It's okay. I really appreciate it. I
really am. I heard you're going to

Make sure you have that child.

She said that you guys were friends
before the relationship started when you

were friends. Were you like, hmm?

I mean, but look at her. How could I
not?

Is there a bartender? Is there a
bartender?

Can you guys get back there? Yeah, we'll
get back.

What do you want to drink? Yeah.

Abe, talk to me what you want. Oh, my
God. Abe, this is the most exciting

that's happened to me.

Talk to me.

Where's my husband? Here we go. Okay,
count to six. One, two, three, four,

Stop,

stop. That's it? Put some olive juice.

Dirty martinis.

Jenna, you want anything?

All right, all right.

You ended up.

single for a hot minute I was not single
and then you ended up back into it in a

relationship and then I ended up single
and you were still in a relationship and

then it's lesbian talk it's lesbian talk
you did great Abe

sorry thank you you have any more olive
juice by chance sure is this a dirty

it's because we use the black olive
because there's no olive juice here oh

are cherries

That would have been a good cherry
martini. It is good.

What is this?

This is a espresso martini, but with
tequila.

I want to try it with mezcal, Erin.

I have no problem letting you try it if
you're a little bit nicer to me.

I don't know why you're so mean to me. I
don't get it. What was up with that

specific test?

Let's talk about it.

Right here?

You need a refill.

I don't know if I need a refill.

Okay.

She's met my crazy kids. They're batshit
crazy.

I remember getting a call from her after
she visited you guys. And she's like, I

can't have kids. Yeah, every time I'm
around, I have to take birth control.

It's contraception. In human form.

Oh, honestly, I was really bummed. You
sat with Jenna and you said that Aaron

said that you're poor and you didn't
have money to get the Uber.

Absolutely did not say that. So what did
you say yesterday?

That Jenna called me. I genuinely don't
think that you had any malintent. But

there's a manipulator in the group who
manipulates things. She's lying about

this story. She's lying. I didn't say
she was poor.

It's insane.

I'm from New York. I'm a very honest
street shooter. The problem with Brynn

I have is that she will take a truth and
turn it into a manipulation and an

exaggeration and then make you look like
a liar. This is me interpreting Erin

telling you the story. okay? She's like,
that's cheese. And then supposedly Cy

goes, that's weird.

No. She literally makes shit up.

The cheese story caused a rift between
me and Cy.

Now I'm worried that it's happened again
with me and Jenna.

I think that you were trying to tell a
funny story.

Exactly. How does she have that
perception?

Jenna.

Sorry. Can you tell?

Yes. Okay.

Let's just clear it up.

Listen, I just want to be cute in my
pink vagina dress.

honestly felt like erin was trying to
tell a funny story like did that not

across the other day what was said yeah
that i had the issue

that you and bird both confirmed erin
had said that i was having money

it's on camera she sat there in the
furniture store and said what she said

swore to me she didn't say it Where else
would we get that story from?

I called Erin. I gave her a heads up
because I had moved on and I wanted her

know that I was not stirring the pot and
I did not go fishing, but they brought

it up.

And so I just said to her, like, it's
going to come around again. I think

were different interpretations.

Honestly, I don't remember. Why all eyes
on me? I am not taking sides on this.

I don't remember what I did yesterday,
okay?

Anytime I don't want to get involved in
something or I can't remember.

I have mom brain, you guys. I just had
twin babies. I don't remember anything.

I'm so stressed out. I don't sleep
anymore. I don't remember.

Job done.

For me, I have integrity, and I'm a
mother of three children.

And it actually really hurts me that
this is like, I don't lie. I don't make

I was telling a funny story. It's just,
ugh.

Do you think?

Ugh. Ugh? I feel like that.

I'm not doing it.

You can continue. What are you doing?
What are you not doing? Go perpetuate

other story. I'm not interested. What
are you talking about? I'm not.

I actually care about people. What are
you talking about? I have integrity, and

I told the truth, and you don't do that.

And Jessel just confirmed it.

I have integrity, and I told the

truth, and you don't do that. And Jessel
just confirmed it.

First of all, chill, bro. Like, chill.

You're going?

Okay, I get hurt because I actually
cared about you. You're like a bad

You're hurt.

You don't have integrity.

I'm a bad friend. Stop.

You're saying stuff that's not true
about me and my character. Like, that

stop. Everything that I've said has been
true. You told Jeff Lewis I'd leave

with you. I never told him that I'd
leave with Matt for money.

Are you nuts?

You laughed and said, I don't know. I
don't know.

Maybe you did a horrible, horrible
thing.

Anyone can watch it and they can make
their own judgment.

Is that why you came over to your safe?
So sorry. Because I love my friends. You

were upset.

But now you're saying it wasn't that big
of a deal. No, no, no. I think I could

have shut it down earlier.

If someone told me I had a sugar daddy,
I'd be like, where the fuck is he? I

need some money.

Honey, I've been a sugar baby.

Ain't nothing wrong with it. Take your
sugar and run. Who cares?

I would love if a rich guy wanted to
give me money. In fact, I got an email

other day.

From some billionaire's assistant asking
me to go to Miami on a private jet and

my attire was a white T -shirt and a G
-string.

I mean, if I didn't have a husband and
kids, I would be on that plane.

You didn't say sugar daddy. He said that
I meant for money. No, he didn't. Yes,

he did. No, he did not. Do you think
someone is helping her financially?

I don't think so.

I think someone's helping her. Like an
arrangement?

I don't know. Why are you in this?

Why are you in this?

Because you're lying.

I told Jenna the shitty thing you said.
Be mad at me for that, but I'm not a

liar. You constantly cause havoc.

is unwell here.

I don't know if Jenna and Aaron got on
your nerves because they got close, but

that night that I went to Jenna's house
and I walked in, I was the first person

that walked in between you two.

It felt like I was walking into the
biggest tension ever. Then all of a

the night was weird. Was the night not
weird at her house? The night was weird

because you called her husband a name.

You, Jessel, and your Dory from Finding
Nemo look alike husband too.

You are a gaslighting narcissist
asshole.

I love the way you... I'm talking about
you and you're talking about me. Guys,

guys, guys, come on. Me and Jessel have
moved on. We're in a good place. Why are

we deflecting and making this about
Jessel?

That is a heated situation.

You are unwell, Brynn. I'm literally...
Not today, Satan.

Not today, Satan.

I won't do it. You know what, Mia? You
can have a conversation one -on -one on

another time, but Satan, not today.

Not today.

They're very angry.

Hold your breath. Let's see how long you
can go. I can hold my breath for a very

long time. Do it. I'm really bad. I can
probably last ten seconds.

That was heated, Cy.

That was a lot. This is trashy. Brynn
told Jenna some shit about me. She told

Jenna some shit about Aaron. Now that
we're calling her out about it, she

reverses the entire thing.

No accountability.

Unwell. Oy.

I've never experienced anything like
this. I don't have, like, straight

problems, maybe. But now I'm intrigued.
I'm like, okay, what's going on here?

What the hell happened? And I'm not
doing that. This is literally trash.

I don't agree with what just happened.

What's going on?

Uh -oh.

Already?

Is he leaving?

What's going on? What just happened? I'm
a narcissist.

I'm Satan.

He's like, you're causing havoc in this
group.

I giggle and laugh all day long. Like,
how my cousin has it?

I'm not Satan.

First of all, I'm Satan's fourth wife.

But don't scream at me in public like
we're grown women.

You good?

Yeah. As soon as you yell, even though
your message could be correct, the

delivery is completely wrong.

That wasn't respectful of me. All the
money I spent on therapy just went out

window because the Zen side is
completely gone.

I'm trying.

I am trying.

Hey. Oh, bye.

Thank God.

Hi.

What's new? What's new? Who am I? Hi.

You missed it.

This season on The Real Housewives of
New York City.

Oh, my God. My toenail is in your hair.

Oh, my God.

Pigeons everywhere.

Do you want a puppy Instagram or do you
want a puppy OnlyFans?

You have been lying to me.

It's rocking me.

I'm just not okay.

Everyone here is a pigeon.

You need to talk to Aaron.

Why are you so upset about it? What's
up, Pigeon?

People ask us about the Scientology
show. What do you want us to say?

No comment.

Is she pregnant again?

She had this wild night and ended up
getting pregnant by some other guy.

What? You told her?

What did you say?

Darling, go Google my name. You're not
Naomi. You're not Naomi.

You're not Naomi.

You are a snake. Nobody sees you coming.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

I suck to think they get a job. You're
delusional.

You model for Dress Barn.

Stop! Stop!

This isn't like Staten Island. Don't
call me Staten Island, okay? I'm a born

raised city person. Okay, city person.

Yeah, like, please.

Shanna, this one's for you. Never have I
ever... No!

I'm not letting my child watch this. Oh.