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(DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)

'This is the story of a little man.

He lives on an ordinary street like this one.

He has a routine job, an average kind of mind.

There are millions just like Henry Paulson,

a little man with problems,

with hopes and fears...

...and a wife.'

Henry? Yes, dear.

How long are you going to be with the tea?

Coming, dear. Well, it's about time.

(CUP SHAKING)

Henry! Yes, dear.

Did you spill it? No, dear.

Here you are, dear.

Oh, put it down there. Paper.

You'll be late if you don't get a move on.

Yes, dear, I know.

What are you looking for? My handkerchiefs.

They are in the airing cupboard in the kitchen.

I ironed two of them yesterday and a shirt.

All right, I'll make do with the one I've got on.

I hope so, the way you get through them.

It breaks my back standing over that ironing board.

Oh, for goodness sake, do hurry.

Now what are you looking for?

Oh, it's all right dear, I've got it.

And you wonder why you're only a cashier.

Chief cashier, dear.

Well, there's only one isn't there?

Yes, well, I'll be getting along.

Well, don't leave the kitchen untidy.

No, dear.

And leave the door open in case there's a knock.

Yes, dear.

Did you let the cat out? Yes, dear.

(CAT MEOWING)

What time will you be home? The usual time, dear.

I'll leave something cold in case I'm not in.

Right dear, goodbye, dear.

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

Good morning.

Good morning. Good morning, sir.

Come in, will you, Paulson. Yes, sir.

I have some news for you. Have you, sir?

Yes, here we are, read that.

Thank you, sir.

'Did you know the board have been considering candidates

for the managership of the Fulham branch,

we are pleased to accept your advice in respect of Mr Henry Paulson.'

Yes, you've been selected. Good gracious.

Surprised you, eh?

Congratulations, Paulson. Thank you very much, sir.

I must say this is a surprise.

I expect Mrs Paulson will be pleased.

Why don't you give her a ring?

Well, no sir. Why not?

I don't expect she'll be up yet.

I mean, I expect she'll be pretty busy sir.

Perhaps later. Good, give her my regards.

I will indeed, sir.

She must call on Mrs Gander sometime.

She'd be delighted, sir.

Well I must get along now, I haven't opened my safe yet.

I was a little bit late this morning.

I mean, not so early as usual.

Excuse me, sir.

Well, another day.

Yes, shall we make a start?

Sure.

Only seven more days as far as I'm concerned.

Oh really?

Yeah, remember that application I put in for the African police?

Yeah. Well, they jumped at me.

In the next six months I'll travel more miles

than you will in a lifetime.

(LAUGHING) Well that wouldn't be difficult, would it?

Sounds exciting, you're a very lucky fellow.

I wish I was your age. It's never too late.

Set that side, thank you.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

What's this, are you all right?

Yes, yes, I'm all right.

You've had one or two of those lately, haven't you?

Have you seen a doctor?

Yes, yes, it's nothing serious. (COUGHING)

All right, it's all right, I'll take this.

You gave me quite a turn, I thought you were gonna pass out.

(GASPING)

The X-ray shows that your heart is very enlarged.

In simple language, it's been overworking

for a number of years, pumping out blood,

drawing on reserves of strength, and every now and again

it reaches a peak of exhaustion,

resulting in these dizzy spells.

So that now... It's what you suspected.

I'm afraid so, any overexcitement or undue strain might...

Might mean that I...?

Precisely. I see.

Of course, if you could retire and take great care.

I'm afraid I can't, I'm some years off retirement age.

There's a pity.

Doctor, how long have I got?

If you don't overdo it, possibly two years.

Oh.

Of course if you'd like another opinion.

No, really.

What are you going to do, go on working?

Yes, I suppose so.

You know, I've often wondered what I'd do

if I knew my days were numbered.

Yes?

You see Doctor, I've led a very dull life.

The bank, coming home, getting up in the morning

like completing a circuit and starting all over again.

I do wish it wasn't too late. For what?

To get out of the rut,

to travel, to live.

Well I'm afraid this isn't a very good time to start.

No.

Well, continue with the Pelitor, three drops

in the event of an attack, but no more, whatever you do.

Thank you, Doctor, for telling me the truth.

I'm sorry it had to be like that.

(SOMBRE MUSIC)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

ECHOING: Henry?

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

Henry? Yes dear.

I never knew a man like you.

If you carry on at the bank the way you do at home

I wonder they put up with you at all.

As a matter of fact, I wonder how I do.

Head in the clouds, dreaming away.

Forget the time, get to work late.

What you were like when you didn't have me behind you, goodness knows.

As poor mother always used to say,

"Lose his head if it was loose." Ha.

Well of course if I'd taken Father's advice

and married Cyril Conway, I'd be a millionaire by now.

I'd be hung with diamonds.

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

Oh Henry, for goodness sake, go to sleep.

(SIGHING)

(ALARM CLOCK RINGING)

Henry? Hmm?

The alarm. Hmm.

Henry, Henry.

(ALARM STOPS)

Didn't you hear the alarm? Yes.

Oh for goodness sake, Henry.

What's that?

Go and make the tea.

Go and make it yourself. What?

You, don't squawk at me, woman, you heard what I said.

If you want the tea, you make it.

(BIRDS TWEETING)

Morning, everybody. Morning.

Morning. Morning, Paulson.

Mr Jones in? Ten minutes ago.

Good.

(KNUCKLES RAPPING)

Come in.

Extraordinary, I've never known him so late.

Never known him so cheerful.

Poor old devil, I don't suppose he gets much fun.

There was a time not very long ago

when I felt there was nothing more I wanted

than to be a manager.

In fact I felt I'd make rather a good one.

Do you seriously mean to tell me you're going to decline this offer?

Yes sir, quite definitely.

May I ask why?

I'd rather not say, if you don't mind.

I suppose you know what you're doing, Paulson.

Yes, sir.

I think in your own interests,

you should take a little more time to consider this.

It won't be necessary.

Well, if you should change your mind...

I'll let you know immediately sir, thank you.

(DOOR CLOSING)

Five o'clock, cross off another day, Paulson.

Thank you.

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

(SNAPS FINGERS)

Yes sir, and you get into Paris Gard du Nord at 10:15.

That gives you over an hour to catch the Cannes express

from the Gare de Lyon. Thank you.

The weather's pretty good for the time of year sir,

so you should have a nice trip.

I hope so, the connections are fairly reliable I suppose.

Very reliable, sir. Thank you.

The Cannes express does stop at Marseilles?

Of course, your train leaves at Victoria, two o'clock.

Thank you. Thank you, sir.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

Nothing you want me for, is there, Paulson?

No, sir, thank you.

I wonder if you'd mind locking up?

I'm playing golf this afternoon,

so I thought I'd get out there early.

Of course. You haven't changed your mind about...

No, sir.

Good day, well see you on Monday.

Goodbye, sir.

(DOOR CLOSING)

You can leave this to me, I'll work it out.

Sure? Sure.

Good, well I'll just about make my train.

Have a nice weekend, Paulson. Thanks.

I'll leave the outside door.

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

(DOOR OPENING)

(TELEPHONE RINGING)

Hello? 'Is this the manager?'

Yes, this is the manager speaking.

'I'd like to speak with you about...'

I'm sorry Madam, we're closed, you see.

Hello Paulson, what the...? Paulson, Paulson!

Paulson, what are you doing?

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

Get me the police, quickly please.

(TRAIN WHISTLE)

'The train now standing at platform 14 is the 1:45 to Eastbourne.'

I, I haven't had time to get a ticket.

All right, get it on the train.

(TRAIN CHUGGING)

(TRAIN CLATTERING)

(GULLS CALLING)

There's five shillings. Thank you, sir.

Good afternoon, Miss Jenkins.

Good afternoon, sir. Good afternoon.

Have you a single room?

Just for yourself, sir? Yes please.

(BELL RINGING)

How long do you expect to stay, Mr...?

Paul oh, Laughton, Laughton.

Mr Laughton.

Joseph, take this gentleman's case please.

No, no, I can manage. No trouble, sir.

Really, I'd much rather.

Your first visit to Eastbourne, Mr Laughton?

Yes, yes, I just got in.

And how is London?

Warmer than it is here, I hope?

Yes it was, very warm when I left.

Here we are, facing the sea.

On a clear day if you stand on tiptoe

you can see the little boats bobbing about in the bay.

It's really quite an enchanting view.

Yes, this'll suit me very nicely.

And now to...

Oh, good afternoon, Mrs Larkin.

Nice rest, Miss Ackroyd? Yes thank you.

This is Mr Laughton,

who's coming to join our little family.

Miss Ackroyd, Mr Laughton.

Miss Ackroyd is one of our longest residents.

How do you do? How do you do?

And my name is Mrs Larkin,

sleep pleasantly, Miss Ackroyd.

Ah yes, terms.

Six guineas per week including full board

and use of the bath, is that satisfactory?

Oh yes quite, thank you.

Splendid, the bathroom and toilet adjoin

at the end of the corridor round the corner to the left.

Oh, and the flush is inclined to stick slightly.

Don't force it, just give it a slow, firm pull.

(POIGNANT MUSIC)

Little boats bobbing about in the bay.

(CLOCK CHIMING)

(GONG RINGING)

Good evening. Good evening.

Have you found a practise yet, Dr Forrest?

Yes, I think I'm onto one now, thank you.

Good evening, Mr Piggott. Evening, Miss Ackroyd.

We're just one happy little family.

This is Dr Forrest and Mrs Forrest.

How do you do? How do you do, sir?

Mr Laughton is coming to join our little throng.

A new arrival in our circle, Miss Jenkins.

Both very deaf, never mind.

Miss Ackroyd you've met,

and I'm sure she won't mind you joining her.

Not at all.

Well I'll leave you now.

There's some nice cold pork for you tonight.

We always have cold on Saturdays.

(GUESTS CHATTERING)

Just down from London? Yes.

Didn't travel down with a missing bank cashier, I suppose?

It says in my paper that he was seen at Victoria.

Believed to have been seen, I think it says.

Yes, that's it, got his description here too.

50 or thereabouts, walrus moustache, stocky.

35 years service and not a stain on his character.

I was just saying to Dr Forrest, if he walked in this minute

I'd be the first to shake him by the hand.

My name's Piggott by the way, how do you do, sir?

How do you do?

I really don't know why you admire him.

He's got courage, that's why.

Put yourself in that man's position.

He's been leading a blameless life for something like 50 years.

54.

50... how do you know?

Oh, it mentions his age in, in my paper.

All right, suddenly he says to himself,

"What am I doing, what have I done?

"Have I been anywhere?"

Not on your life, take a look around this place.

We are half dead, but Paulson, ha.

He'll be sunning himself in the South of France

midday tomorrow, and jolly good luck to him.

Thanks so much, oh yes, I expect so.

(SMOOTH MUSIC)

How much do you need, darling?

I won't know till I see Dr Maitland again.

It's quite a big practise.

You're not thinking of buying him out?

Oh no, no

even a junior partnership's more than I can afford.

Anyway, don't you worry about it.

Won't you come in, sir?

Oh, don't let me interrupt you.

I only want to find myself a book.

There's quite a good selection of books over here.

Thank you. Well anyway I said to the vicar,

why not have the children's party here,

at the Eastcote Hotel? It'll liven the place up a bit.

Yes of course, I quite agree.

Will you still be here, Dr Forrest?

Oh yes, I think so.

Good, what about you, Mr Paulson?

Yes, I...

Good heavens, what did I call you?

You called him Mr Paulson.

I am so sorry, now what on earth made me do that?

Perhaps I reminded you of somebody.

Yes, that's what it is.

No, I think it's just that I've had this wretched

bank clerk on my brain all night for some peculiar reason.

Oh, a slip of the tongue.

Don't take it too seriously, Laughton,

we won't call the police. (LAUGHING)

Good night, everybody. Good night.

Aren't you staying for coffee?

No I won't, it keeps me awake, good night.

Good night. Good night.

(HENRY SIGHING)

Coffee, Laughton? No thank you.

Pity we can't induce Miss Ackroyd to drink coffee

instead of... old girl's a bit of a tippler, you know?

I can't believe it.

She is, I've seen her at it.

Left her bedroom door open the other day as I was passing

and there she was swigging away like a trooper.

Well I think you're exaggerating, Mr Piggott.

Oh no I'm not, retired, Laughton?

Yes, I've retired. What sort of work?

Civil service.

Go on, so was I, borough council?

No, railways.

Big executive, I expect. Not really.

I think if you'll excuse me, I'll get along.

Good night. Good night.

Good night Mr Laughton. Good night Mr Laughton.

(DOORBELL RINGING)

Oh Mr Laughton, somebody's probably forgotten their key, Mr Laughton.

I wonder if you'd be so kind.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

Resident here, sir? Yes.

Landlord? No, I'm not the landlord.

The lady who... Guest?

Yes. Good.

I represent the local constabulary.

Would you care for a ticket for the Policeman's Ball, sir?

Oh.

It's for charity, sir.

Well yes of course, I'll have half a dozen.

Thank you very much, sir.

That'll be 15 bob.

Oh.

That's all right.

Oh, thank you very much, sir.

I'll put it in the box.

Good night, sir. Good night.

(HENRY SIGHING)

Kind hearts are more than coronets, Mr Laughton.

Yes.

Good night. Good night.

(RAIN SPLASHING)

Morning. Good morning, sir.

Filthy, isn't it?

My name's Johnson, I'd like a room if you've got one to spare.

Just for yourself, sir?

I said my name was Johnson, not Smith. (LAUGHING)

Yes, just myself please.

Perhaps you would be good enough to sign the register, would you sir?

I'll see if I can find the porter for your baggage.

He's at the back, chopping me some wood for the front.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

This gentleman's bag to Room 11, please.

And how is London, sir?

Warmer than it is here, I hope?

No just the same, raining cats and dogs.

Oh dear.

And how long do you expect to stay in our little circle, Mr Johnson?

Well, I can't say exactly.

As a matter of fact I'm looking for somebody.

That's confidential, by the way.

Here we are, facing the sea.

On a clear day if you stand on tiptoe

you can see the little boats bobbing about in the bay.

It's really quite an enchanting view.

And now terms, Mr Johnson.

(KNOCK AT DOOR)

Oh, so sorry to bother you, Mr Laughton.

It's quite all right.

I wonder if you've got such a thing as a corkscrew?

Yes I, I think I have a small one here.

See, I'm trying to open a bottle of medicine.

Oh yes, here it is.

You know, I used to have this room.

I'm afraid you'll find it rather chilly.

Oh, thank you so much, I will return it.

And do you mind not mentioning this to anyone?

The corkscrew I mean, people talk you know,

and they might draw the wrong conclusions.

I won't breathe a word.

Thank you so much.

Thank you, Mr Johnson.

Oh, and the flush is inclined to stick slightly.

Don't force it, just give it a slow, firm pull.

Oh, could you oblige me with a light?

Yes I, I think so.

Here, you can have them.

Oh thank you, been here long?

No, not very.

Do you know if this place has got a licence?

No I, I don't think they have.

Oh, know any good pubs?

No, no I'm afraid I don't.

Well there must be something approaching civilization.

Are you leaving?

No, I was just going to the off-license, but I changed my mind.

Oh, I'm sure I'll see you there.

What train are you catching, darling?

12:00, nearly ready.

Good, I'll come to the station.

Here we are.

Drop this into the post on your way back, would you?

Oh, I hope you saw him off all right.

I'd rather you didn't sit down.

Oh, it's a free country, you know.

Alec, that was my husband you saw me with.

Fine, you must introduce us sometime.

He's gone away, hasn't he?

You go ahead and order, don't mind me.

A cup of coffee please.

Nothing to eat? No.

Surprised to see me? Very.

Full remission for being a good boy.

What do you want?

All nicely settled down and married, eh?

Doctor too, you've done well for yourself.

Be a pity if he found out about us, wouldn't it?

I mean, a doctor's gotta be so careful, you know?

It's terrible what a little bit of scandal can do,

especially when they're starting.

Oh, and the way those old dears talk.

You'd think they'd have something else better to do, wouldn't you?

Of course once they learn that their local GP

is married to a woman with a past,

might as well shut up shop.

What do you want, Alec?

You know, the rotten thing about prison life is

that they don't pay you any salary there.

Well they give you a few bob when you leave, but that's all.

Rotten system, isn't it?

It means that a man's got to rely on the generosity

of a few old friends, till he gets on his feet.

I could do with 50 pounds right now.

I haven't any money. No?

By the way, you remember those letters you wrote to me

while we were courting? Yes.

I came across them the other day.

They cheered me up to no end.

So you want 50 pounds for them.

Oh now don't, don't put it like that.

It makes it sound like blackmail.

Have you another name for it?

Now, now, now.

That's not like my little Claire.

Let's say that you're going to make me an offer, shall we?

Only make it before your old man gets back.

See you later.

(UPTEMPO JAZZY MUSIC)

Oh really!

Too loud for anybody? Not at all.

Jazz always sounds better when it's played loud.

You sorta get the feeling for it.

I doubt if I would. No?

I really prefer classical music.

Do you?

No one listening to that muck, I suppose.

Mr Johnson was.

Oh, my apologies, Mr Johnson.

That's quite all right.

My name's Piggott. How do you do?

Staying here long? Oh, just a few days.

Business, I suppose. Yes, more or less.

What line are you in?

Well as a matter of fact,

I've got a big sheep farm in Australia, you know.

Really, sheep farming, eh?

Turning in?

No, I'm going to get a glass of water.

Hogwash. Hmm?

She's gone up for a sly nip.

Go on. Drinks like a fish.

Never think so, would you?

I wouldn't have dreamt it.

Plenty of lolly though. Really?

Who's the old boy?

Retired, railway executive.

Pretty big noise, I believe.

Hmm.

(GONG CLANGING)

Good morning, Mr Laughton. Good morning.

Second gong for breakfast.

I'm sorry I'm late, I'll just take one of these.

(CLOCK CHIMING)

Morning, Laughton. Good morning.

Oh, just coffee and nothing to eat, thank you.

Face seems familiar. Hmm?

Oh no.

If you're going to town,

I'll give you a lift in the car if you like.

Oh thank you, that'd be nice.

I didn't know you had a car, Mr Johnson.

Self-drive, I hire one in every town.

Comes off my expenses.

Expenses, that reminds me.

I should've collected 50 pounds yesterday.

Good morning Mrs Forrest, your husband not back yet?

Not yet.

I must just get my hat and coat.

Good, I'll hang on for you.

(TELEPHONE RINGING)

Eastcote Hotel. 'Is my wife about?'

Yes Dr Forrest, she's coming now.

Mrs Forrest, you're wanted on the telephone.

It's Dr Forrest. Thank you.

Hello? 'Hello darling.'

Hello darling.

I'm catching the five o'clock train tomorrow.

How are you, dear?

All right, thank you.

Have you settled everything?

'Yes, the old man's lending me 800,

so I'll be able to accept Maitland's offer.'

Oh, I'm so glad.

Peter? Yes.

'Couldn't we go away somewhere together before you start work?'

'Yes, why not?'

I thought perhaps I could pack up here and join you.

Well I must get back, darling,

there's still some business to settle.

I'll tell you what we'll, we'll get away

when everything's fixed up, all right?

All right. 'Bye darling.'

I'll see you tomorrow, goodbye.

Well my idea is to give the poor kids a party here.

I thought we could have a whip round, and...

What's the matter with her? She's crying.

Probably had a tiff with her old man.

Well what do you say, Laughton?

Sounds a very good idea.

It's a worthy cause.

I shall be glad to.

Whatever you can spare.

We can buy a bit of bunting, a few presents,

then have a sing-song later on in the evening.

Oh, we were talking about the children's party, Mrs Larkin.

Oh yes, Mr Laughton, the poor little orphan children.

I think we should all join together

and give them a really bumper party, don't you?

I can do a few conjuring tricks.

And I believe Miss Ackroyd sings.

God help them, I tell you what I'll do.

I'll start the ball rolling, I'll shove in a couple of quid.

And I'll provide all the food.

And I'll, I'll be very glad to contribute a little something.

Good egg, then we'd better start the list.

I'll get you a sheet of paper, Mr Piggott.

You shall be the treasurer.

Right-o, and mind I don't do a bunk with the funds, eh Laughton?

(LAUGHING)

That's funny, I'll just pop upstairs and get some money.

What shall we name it?

Call it the Children's Party Fund.

Isn't that a little political?

Well, then make it the Children's Party.

(CLAIRE CRYING)

(CLACKING)

Won't you sit down? Oh.

Would you like to see the paper?

No, thank you.

Where is everybody tonight?

I think some of them are at church.

Yes, hard to know what to do with one's evenings.

It's very hard when you're on your own.

I think most of the people here are rather lonely.

Are you? I miss my husband.

Of course, but that won't be for long, will it?

He'll be back tomorrow.

You see, it's the first time we've been parted

since we were married.

Oh, how long have you been married?

Six months.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Just after he took his degree.

I'm sure you must be very happy.

Yes.

Now, there we are.

Yes, I never remember having a nicer day, Mr Johnson.

Neither do I.

Mind you, mind you, I do feel just a little bit guilty.

Oh, why?

Well you see, I always go to church on Sunday evenings.

I never miss.

Well of course I'm not a regular church-goer myself,

and I have my own little creed, you know.

Do unto others as you would be done by.

Hi Laughton, good evening, Mrs Forrest.

Don't move, anybody, come and sit over here my dear.

You can have my chair. No, stay where you are.

Mr Johnson's been telling me all about his sheep farm

in Australia, it's most interesting.

How many sheep did you say you had, Mr Johnson?

Oh, about 20,000 head.

Oh, I thought we were going to have the pleasure of your company

this evening, Mrs Forrest.

Good night. Oh.

Well I think Perhaps what we all need is a little drink.

What do you say, Laughton?

I'm afraid you won't get one here.

Very well, I suppose you can't have everything.

Sniff of the sea air, charming company, and if I may say so,

one of the nicest days I've ever spent.

Oh thank you, has been nice, hasn't it?

Quite unexpected.

If you don't mind my mentioning it,

that's a very fine imitation you're wearing.

My pearls, imitation?

Well don't tell me they're genuine.

I should think they are.

They're beautiful, beautiful.

Oh yes, they are lovely, aren't they?

They were given to me by my mother.

Yes, they really are beautiful.

Almost too good to be true.

Well if you hold them up to the light

you can see the colours there.

Can I?

Exquisite.

Oh, good heavens. Whatever's happened?

The thread snapped. Mind you don't tread on them.

Lucky thing it happened in a house and not the street.

I suppose you're right, it's a terrible job

getting them graded onto a new thread.

Don't you worry, I've got a friend of mine in town,

he'll do them for you in no time,

and give you an unbreakable thread, too.

Oh, but I think I can get them done here.

Now you leave it all to me.

I'm going to London tomorrow anyway.

Ah, ah, I'll take charge of those, thank you Laughton.

Now I shall need a small box.

Oh yes, I've got one in my bedroom.

Now make certain they're all there, and I won't be a moment.

Oh thank you so much, Mr Laughton.

I, I think that's the lot now.

Miss Ackroyd, do you think it wise to let that man take your pearls?

But why ever not?

But you've only known him a few days.

Mr Laughton, there are some people

one seems to have known all of one's life.

I'm very sorry, I didn't mean to give offence.

That's quite all right.

Now there we are, that's the girl.

Now you just leave everything to me.

But you will take great care of them, won't you, Mr Johnson?

My dear girl, I'll look after them as though they were my own.

Well, good night, and thank you again for a wonderful day.

Thank you, Mr Johnson.

Please call me Alec.

Oh, well good night, my dear.

Good night.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

Well?

I haven't any money yet, Alec.

You haven't tried, have you?

Go and tell my husband if you want to.

He'll probably give you the best thrashing

you've ever had in your life, now let go.

What are you trying to do to that girl?

Are you talking to me? Yes I am, look here.

Oh, go jump in the sea.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

(SOFT MUSIC)

Very bracing. Yes.

Mr Laughton? Yes?

Have you a cigarette?

I'm awfully sorry I, I'm afraid I don't smoke.

That's all right.

Mrs Forrest, I've been thinking about

what you were saying last night about people being lonely.

Yes?

There really isn't any need for it.

Aren't you lonely?

I was very lonely, but since I'm retired,

I've had more time to take an interest

in things going on around me, you know?

The reason that people are lonely and unhappy

is because they will keep things locked up inside them.

You mean their problems?

Yes, their troubles.

People don't want to be bothered with other people's troubles.

Oh, you're wrong there.

You were going to confide in me just now, weren't you?

Yes. Well, go ahead.

You can't help me.

You're frightened, aren't you, of Johnson?

How do you know?

I've noticed things.

I don't think you can do anything,

but it would be a relief to tell somebody.

Oh, go on.

I met Johnson two years before I married Peter.

I didn't realise what he was,

until one day the police came for him.

They arrested him on a charge of housebreaking.

I tried to give him an alibi, but the police broke it down.

When they questioned him he said that I had helped him.

Luckily for me, the police didn't believe him.

After that I only saw him once, in prison,

to tell him I was getting married.

And you didn't tell Peter?

I was too ashamed.

That's all there is.

I'm glad I told you.

How much does he want?

Whatever it is, you must pay him and get rid of him.

I'll help you. No, I...

I'd like to help you.

But why should you? You hardly know me.

I've always wanted to do something useful,

something quite different from anything I'd ever done before.

I've always wanted to make somebody really happy.

Let me help you, please?

Oh, oh you frightened me. My dear.

Really Alec, you got them mended for me?

How very kind of you.

It's a pleasure.

Well come and sit down, tell me all about London.

Did you have a successful day?

Yes very, I think I pulled off a very good deal.

I'm so pleased.

So how about a little celebration?

What sort of celebration?

Well, a little dinner somewhere, a little wine,

and perhaps a little dance.

I haven't danced for years.

And I'll tell you all about the deal.

As a matter of fact

I'd, I'd like to ask your advice about something.

(HENRY COUGHING)

How soon can you be ready?

I'm ready now really, I've just got to get my coat.

Good, I'll go up and get it for you.

Thank you.

You see Mr Laughton, you were quite wrong

about Mr Johnson, he brought them back tonight.

I was never so right about anybody in my life.

How can you say that?

Don't these prove that you were wrong?

Are you sure they're the same pearls?

Of course, Mr Laughton,

I have a good mind to tell Mr Johnson what you said.

Why don't you?

Oh.

(KNUCKLES RAPPING)

Who's that? Alec.

Well, what's the score?

Have you got the letters?

Right here sweetheart, ah-ah.

If I give you this, I expect you to leave town.

You'll have to trust me, won't you?

Will you give me your word? Absolutely.

Are these all you have? Yes, all I have.

How did you manage to raise this?

Does it matter? Not at all.

How soon can you raise some more?

Oh, I can give you two or three days.

I'm not planning to leave town yet.

You see, those letters had a certain sentimental value for me,

so I had some photostatic copies made.

You can have them for 100 quid.

You know, I'd love to know where you got that money from.

I think you must have a sugar daddy.

(KNUCKLES RAPPING)

Everything all right? No.

You mean that...?

Well, what do you think of it?

But how much would you need?

Oh, only 1500.

That's a lot of money, that's really all I've got.

Now look, I'll guarantee you'll double it within six months.

Well I don't know what to say.

I'd have to look at my bank account.

Now don't you worry your head about financial matters.

You just pop along to the bank in the morning,

and leave everything else to me.

Well, the... By the way, I've,

I've got a little surprise for you.

Alec, you shouldn't have spent all that much money on me.

(ALEC LAUGHING)

Oh Alec, really? No, perhaps not.

I tell you what, we'll keep it our own little secret.

Let's put it on the other hand.

All right, we'll I'll have to take this off.

Can't wear two.

No, it would look a little ostentatious, wouldn't it?

There we are. Alec, it's simply lovely.

I'll take charge of that for you.

Oh, but I can put it in my... Oh don't you worry,

I know what you women are with jewellery, you'll only lose it.

Much safer with me. Yes, but...

Bill please, miss.

Oh.

Seven of them.

And they all check with these serial numbers.

Extraordinary coincidence, eh, Sergeant?

It's definitely some of the money stolen by that chap Paulson.

And yet they were passed by a well-known crook.

When did you hear about this Johnson fellow?

Well the London police got in touch with us

the day before yesterday.

They said that they believed he was on his way here

and that we should keep an eye on him.

He may still be in town.

Check all hotels and boarding houses,

advise the railway station, and tell the constable on duty

to keep his eyes open, he may try to leave.

Very good, sir.

Good of you to buy the presents Laughton, very nice touch.

We must get the rest of them wrapped up.

It's a pleasure.

(POP GUN POPPING) (ALL LAUGHING)

I say look at these, whatever do I look like?

Here's one for you, Mr Laughton.

(LAUGHING) He looks like Old Bill.

And we could do with some more newspapers,

there are some in there.

Right. (LAUGHING)

Can you manage that all right, Mr Piggott?

Yes thanks, Mrs Larkin.

It looks quite pretty, doesn't it?

Yes, it really does.

Have you got all the newspapers you want, Laughton?

Yes, thank you. Good, so have I.

Mr Laughton, we're waiting.

We must hurry, the kids'll be here any moment now.

We must get the piano in.

Good evening, Miss Ackroyd,

what do you think of our decorations?

They look charming.

Excuse me.

All right?

Yes I, I got half. Half?

Well I, I don't think I should draw it all out at once, Alec.

Don't you trust me? Well, of course.

It's just I feel I'd like to have a little something left in case...

Shh, keep your voice down.

I mean, in case anything happens to you.

Oh, I see.

If you come up to my room in a few minutes, I'll give it to you.

That's my angel.

Alec, you remember what you said about our being engaged?

Yes.

You did mean it, didn't you?

Yes, of course.

Well then couldn't we announce it tonight at the party?

Well isn't that just a little bit old-fashioned?

I'm sorry, perhaps it is.

Now look, let's concentrate on one thing at a time.

We want to get our future fixed up first, don't we?

Yes, Alec.

Now you just leave everything to me.

Yes Alec, I'm sure you know best.

I'll be back in a minute. Right, old chap.

Miss Ackroyd, Miss Ackroyd. Yes, Mr Laughton?

I do wish I could convince you about that man.

Are you referring to Mr Johnson?

Indeed I am, if only I could tell you what I know about him.

I'm quite sure you could tell me nothing about Mr Johnson

that would interest me in the least, Mr Laughton, thank you.

Yes, but I...

Oh, so you want to tell her about me, do you?

Why don't you tell her about yourself?

Please get out of my way.

Now I wonder why you took that moustache off.

You know, I ought to exercise my sense of duty

and turn you in, but I thought of a better idea.

We'll split 50/50 and keep our traps shut.

What do you say?

Come into my room.

On one condition, that you get out of town,

and leave Mrs Forrest alone.

You're in no position to make conditions with me.

I had a hunch you gave her the money.

She must've spun you quite a yarn.

You're not doing too badly for an amateur.

You string along with me over this, and I'll see you right.

I shall have to think about it.

Well don't think too long, eight o'clock's the limit.

What are you going to do about Mrs Forrest?

Oh, don't you worry about that little...

I'm gonna have a few words with her old man.

About time he found out about her.

I shall enjoy seeing her squirm. See you later.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

(BOY LAUGHING)

(BALLOON POPPING) (BOY LAUGHING)

(CHILDREN CHATTERING)

I said eight o'clock, remember?

Have you seen Dr Forrest this evening, Mrs Larkin?

No, but he should be here any moment now.

He promised faithfully. Good.

(NOISEMAKERS BLARING)

Ah, just the person I wanted to...

I'll get it for you now, I'll come with you.

Mr Piggott has been telling me how generously

you subscribed to our little party, Mr Laughton.

That's quite all right. Well I'd like to thank you

for making these little children so happy.

Thank you.

And one for you and one for you.

Now I think it's time we have a little sing-song.

Come along children, round the piano.

Around the piano, everyone.

(CHILDREN CHATTERING)

One, two, three.

# Here we go round the mulberry bush

# The mulberry bush, The mulberry bush

# Here we go Round the mulberry bush... #

How do I, how do I know you won't give me away?

You don't.

Well, what are you waiting for?

I was thinking about what you said this afternoon.

What?

You said if I string along with you, you'd help me.

I was thinking we could help each other.

I've got ideas, why don't we discuss them?

Oh changing your tune, aren't you?

I, I know which side my bread is buttered.

We're both on the same side of the fence.

Why can't we work together?

Oh, I don't go much on that, you're on the run.

Oh, things will quieten down they, they won't catch me now.

You didn't recognise me, and you were here

next to me, all the time.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

What is this?

So that's it.

I might've known you've got something up your sleeve.

Pretty convenient if I was to die, wouldn't it?

Especially for Mrs Forrest.

Well fat chance you've got, get out of my way.

No. Get out.

# This is the way we clap our hands

# Clap our hands, Clap our hands... #

I'll just take this up to the room, darling.

# This is the way we clap our hands

# On a cold and frosty morning... #

# See how they run See how they run... #

We're police officers, may we see your register, please?

BOY: Sing a song of sixpence.

# Sing a song of sixpence

# A pocket full of rye

# Four and 20 blackbirds

# Baked in a pie... #

(MEN GRUNTING)

All right, Johnson.

Take it, Squire.

(ALEC GRUNTING)

# The maid was in the garden

# Hanging up the clothes

# And along came a blackbird

# And pecked off her nose... #

That accounts for most of it.

He didn't get much out of it, did he?

Doesn't seem to have lived a life here.

WEAKLY: Could I speak to your wife?

Johnson won't worry you any more, darling.

You knew? Yes.

Before I married you.

You'd better go and see Mr Laughton, he's asking for you.

(POIGNANT MUSIC)

How was the party? Went off fine.

What about Peter?

He won't know, will he?

Never, he'll never know.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)