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Superficial burns to the face, vital stable.

What happened here?

He rented all this pyrotechnic equipment,

rockets and drones.

It was our gender reveal party.

Aw, congratulations. Uh,

sir, quick question,

don't read anything into this.

Did you have eyebrows this morning?

The leading cause of injury among dads to be his elaborate gender reveals.

That's not a real statistic,

but it does feel that way.

All this for a baby,

even for the pump,

all they do is puff out a little white smoke.

Hey, I hope it's a girl, right?

The future is female.

Yep, men are under attack, which is great.

We don't know yet.

Firework went off before the flaming arrow could pierce the balloon display.

I wanted two cupcakes,

but in this heat they dry up.

You know, the good news is that Mom and baby are OK,

so when you get home later,

you can find out together and still have that special moment.

Yeah, I guess that's true.

Hey guys, Is this yours?

The EMT said that it might be.

Oh God.

Girl

In my mouth.

I got a little princess.

It's sticking my tongue,

Hello. Hi, everyone. There she is.

How was the trip?

Amazing. I brought gifts.

Um, alright, macadamias are for everyone.

I got you one of those little hula girls, Serena.

Hot, with smashed.

I, I got you some Kona coffee.

My fave, they have this at the grocery store.

It's so good.

Did you bring me anything?

Uh, the macadamia nuts are for everyone.

So, last year,

I was promoted to charge nurse,

which almost destroyed me.

It was just hard making space for myself and my family,

but Tim and I just spent a week in Hawaii and,

wow, I mean,

I was calm,

I was relaxed,

I wasn't getting sucked into other people's problems.

I have decided to bring chill Alex home with me.

Hawaii is just a state of mind, you know.

OK. That's called a, um, a shaka.

Yeah, it's like a, it's a whole thing there.

Hello, hello, Dr.

Joyce Henderson back on the cam,

and today I am joined by one of our Saint Dennis All-Stars,

Keith Finger III.

Stop saying your last name.

What? You know why.

Well, not much has happened since you were gone.

Psych, actually, a lot has happened.

We got a generous donation,

and I've been using the past few months to renovate our brand new birthing center.

What kind of bees?

You skipped a line,

and now that doesn't make sense.

Each individual suite has its own theme.

Yeah. OK, I already said it.

What kind of things?

Well, why don't we jump right in and take a look.

Under the sea, man.

Oh, no, no, sorry, that accent's inappropriate.

Delete. Good day, mate.

Welcome to the Outback.

See, that's better, right?

That's safer.

Well, it is a work in progress, but this is it.

This is the future of Saint Dennis Medical.

If I can launch this birthing center successfully,

we are on our way to Saint Dennis 2.0.

It's exciting, isn't it, Keith?

That wasn't in the script. Just say yes.

Hey

Oh, hey, what's up?

Just looking for a box of medium gloves.

We're out in Zone B.

Yeah, us too.

So, I found out that Matt had a crush on me.

With most guys,

I'd call them out,

hook up with their best friend for the chaos.

But Mat's a friend.

So I had Alex schedule us in different zones for a while.

Let him get over me.

It's tough because I'm like a drug.

And not one of the fun ones.

Me, I've been I've been great.

Really, really focusing on myself,

becoming a better nurse,

and I've been getting out more,

you know, trying to see what Merrick has to offer.

I tried Red Lobster, great hot dog.

I got my library card,

and I went cosmic bowling,

which is

I didn't, uh,

I threw up.

So, do you go too big with the large or too tight with the smalls?

I like filling the smalls like I'm hulking out.

Plus, floppy gloves freak patients out.

This freaks patients out?

You don't want to get sutured by this guy?

Ew, get away.

All right, I got to go scare Ms.

Evans. See you.

Hey, you seen the Aquaphor?

Yeah, I just need some for my arm here.

A little tender.

There's one in Zombie.

So that's over there, right?

You don't know where Zombie is?

I know.

What this thing?

Oh, it's nothing.

A little fresh ink.

No biggie. OK, I'll buy it.

A couple of weeks ago,

I go backpacking in the woods,

you know, just to get away from the noise.

And somehow I get turned around.

Soon, I'm completely lost.

I'm thinking I might be a goner.

Spoiler alert, I find my way back to civilization.

And that's when this appears to me like a vision.

I'm sure people are going to have a lot of questions about it.

It's so annoying.

But it's fine, it's fine.

It's natural. I get it.

You know, people are curious.

Hey.

Hey, I'm back, baby.

Did you miss me?

Where are you going?

Ah, admit that you missed me,

and you can have a present.

I'm sensing some sort of new attitude.

Is this on purpose or should I order a brain scan?

Just trying to keep that vacay energy going, you know.

Mm, yeah, that first day back to work is always hard.

Nope, not for me.

Gonna keep Hawaii going.

It's in here now.

Oh ho, hey, look at this.

Triple XL?

This looks like a termite tent.

How, how big do you think I am?

You know, it's supposed to be loose.

The whole idea is to like shift your vibe, you know.

Hi, I'm Ron.

On the outside I'm a blimp,

but on the inside I have terrible vibes,

Ron.

You know what?

I'm not getting sucked into your negativity

because I am a no drama island mama

and he is already gone, so.

Hey Val, you like your gift, right? Oh yeah.

I grew up on Kauwaii.

My father's a 3rd generation ukulele luthier and on my mother's side,

we're descended from Hawaiian royalty.

So this here today,

gone to Maui key chain really resonated with me.

Ron, Ron. It's all happening.

Our protein bars just adult candy.

The birthing center is looking great.

It makes me sad that I'm in active menopause.

Listen, you are the one who pushed me to do this.

Birthing center. It is going to be huge for us,

and I have you to thank.

Oh, well, you know what?

I knew it was a great idea.

Shut up. Shut up, shut up.

It's Amelia. It's our benefactor.

Hello. Hey, girly, ma'am, madam.

Hi, I was just talking about you.

Uh-huh. Soy protein isolate. OK.

She wants to come and do a walkthrough of the birthing center today.

You said it looked good.

No, I said it will look good.

Right now, it looks like a big old pile of crap.

Now stop stuffing your face and come help me move things.

This is an emergency.

So, Matt and I were just joking around and it was fine.

Totally not weird.

I think you could start zoning us together again.

Oh, great. Matt said it was OK.

What? What? Why would Matt need to say it's OK?

Uh.

OK, here's the deal.

Around the time that you asked to be separated from Mat,

he also asked to be separated from you.

Wait, seriously? From me?

I know. It's like,

you know, but it's also like,

nah.

So, it's chill.

I'm chill. I'm fine.

All right, I'm going to take you at your word on that.

Oh no, I am not getting sucked into this.

No, I'm just going to ride those waves.

This playlist is called Island Vibes.

It's mostly Moana,

but just to be clear,

Ma told you to keep this a secret from me,

knowing we're best friends.

I mean, because that's a real housewife.

He's being psychotic.

Are you guys just going to let her barge in here like that?

This is no longer a sacred space.

I'm snorkeling through this school of triggerfish, right?

And all of a sudden,

they scatter and I'm like,

oh, I spooked them.

But then, something emerges.

Turtle? Val, don't.

Yes, it was a turtle.

That's so cool.

White women love a sea turtle.

I think that all people love sea turtles,

OK, but I realized I need to be more like them.

Just calm, out there doing their own thing,

not getting sucked into fish drama.

They just float.

They actually swim pretty hard,

like 20 miles an hour.

OK, well, it's not a 1 to 1 metaphor then.

The point is,

I think we could all stand to be a little bit more like these turtles,

like all old and fugly.

What? Just sticking to our own business.

That's what I mean, Alex.

I have a huge problem and I need your help.

It's kind of my break, Joy.

It's not kind of,

it is, it's my break,

and you should take it,

but not right now.

Amelia's coming, our golden goose,

she's on her way,

and we need to impress her,

so my lunch is in the microwave.

I'll buy you a new microwave.

Well, I don't need a new microwave.

Alex, please, it's only gonna take 5 minutes.

Come on.

Yes, that is the sigh of a helper.

Nobody touched the microwave.

That's right, it belongs to Alex now.

I don't want the microwave, Joyce.

Has she had a BMP?

Yep, and a lipid panel?

Yes. Does my coat look too tight?

Uh, no, you look handsome.

Don't say that.

I don't like when you say that,

OK, but for the record,

you do look handsome.

Stop. Doesn't Ronan look handsome?

Yeah, he looks cute.

Please stop. OK.

Hey, new tattoo.

Nice. Oh, this thing?

Yeah, I was just, um, I don't know.

You don't need to hear the whole story, I guess.

OK, so I'm out in the woods,

right, lo fi,

testing my wits against the greatest mother of all.

Nature patient struck by lightning.

Currently alert and responsive.

A lightning strike?

Yeah, caught it right in the face.

hit in the face and you're still OK.

Can we get him hooked up to an IV, please?

Yeah, on it.

Checking pulse and sats.

Yeah, there I was cutting my way through the brush.

Bruce stopped talking.

Uh huh. Do you want a cardiac consult?

Yes, all the plastic,

all the empty cardboard boxes,

get rid of them.

This place needs to sparkle.

Oh great, there's just a hole in the wall.

We're flashing our holes at Amelia now.

Joyce, this is going to take more than 5 minutes.

Absolutely it will.

OK, why is Cary Grant in the Outback Room?

I mean, I know he was secretly gay.

Was he secretly Australian too?

He's probably supposed to be in the old Hollywood room.

Well, take him there.

He's a cardboard cutout.

He's not gonna fox trot over there on his own.

OK. Oh, get rid of this table saw.

It's an eyesore.

Joyce. That weighs like 300 pounds.

So get Brandon to help you.

I'm sure he'd be delighted.

Make it happen.

Make it happen, yeah, yeah.

Be right back.

It's so LOL that she thinks we're doing any of that.

What? No, Brandon, we need to do all of it.

I'm on my break.

I'm on my break too, man.

Let me just see.

00, no. Oh my God, this kid got destroyed.

He's like 7.

Wild, huh? One day you're not struck by lightning,

and the next,

man, I've barely seen you in like months,

huh?

Uh, yeah, wow, random.

So weird, right?

It just seems very weird.

Uh, well, you know, it's a little weird.

Um, I don't know about very weird, right?

Like a ghost sighting.

That would be very weird.

So, yes, I guess I agree it is a little weird.

Doesn't it almost feel like someone's doing it on purpose?

You know, I'm still hung up on the ghost thing that you brought up just now.

Seems like there'd be a lot of ghosts in here,

you know, because of all the untimely death.

It's basically how ghosts are made.

They uh.

They choose to stay.

Um, I've got to take these to zone A, so, bye.

Only 2 more carloads to go.

Amelia, hey, what's up, m'lady?

Hey, it's her assistant, Sam.

I'm just confirming Amelia's 10 p.m. arrival.

Yeah, got it, got it.

Oh, I've got you,

um, if the birthing center isn't 100% done,

will that be OK with Amelia?

Oh yeah, she knows that.

Oh, great, great.

Yeah, that's why she's coming to pitch some design ideas.

Oh, cool. Cool.

What kind of ideas?

Um, I'm not sure.

She just likes being involved in that part.

Awesome.

Awesome, because we are a blank canvas,

so she really can make her mark. OK,

bye.

So, should I take these back to your car?

Yes, Keith.

Cause now I'm thinking you might not want to go so hard on the themes.

Yeah, I'm starting to think that myself.

Same brain as the big boss.

Matt needs to be locked up,

literally put in a cage.

OK, just to say,

you might be being a tiny bit hypocritical.

Uh, I'm just saying I think he meant well and you should go easy on him.

Go easy on that sociopath?

I don't know, ma'am.

I'm just hungry.

Stop everything.

Amelia wants the slate blank.

We got to strip the birthing center.

No more themes,

OK, come on,

giddy up, sorry,

no, I got to draw a line somewhere,

Joyce.

OK, we can't keep leaving to restage the birthing center, OK?

I only want you to fix the things that you personally changed, OK.

Oh, you know what?

Put that table saw back out there.

That really says work in progress.

OK, Amelia, you're 30 minutes out.

Let's go. Let's go.

Let's go.

Mainland problems getting you down?

It's fine. 5 more minutes and I can take my break.

I'm still very relaxed.

Oh yes, the Hawaii Tourism Board should snap a pic of you for their brochures.

Are you coming to help me or not?

I have a patient.

Then I'm being lowered down into a river as a dam.

You know, the rock is probably a triple XL, Ron.

It's only an insult if you want it to be.

That's so scary.

Did you black out at all?

No, everything went white.

Maybe you died for a second.

Did anyone grab my shoes?

They got blown right off my feet by the lightning.

Your shoes got blown off.

Not that big a deal.

I heard when the current runs through you,

it can be stimulating.

That's what I heard.

You know what, Dad, stop, please.

You're pestering this poor gentleman,

and for no reason.

People almost die every day from lightning,

from being lost in the woods.

Yeah, but being struck by lightning is like 1 in a million.

wrong. It's literally 1 in 15,000.

Why do you know that?

Because I looked it up recently.

OK, the point is it's not rare.

Right, we all know someone who's been hit by lightning, right?

Are we counting this guy?

No, the doctor's actually right.

OK, thank you.

I remember reading this statistic after I got struck the first time.

The first time he struck before it came back to finish the job.

Wouldn't last a day in the woods.

Look, at some point,

and I don't want a victim blame here,

but if you're getting hit twice by lightning,

I mean, what's up with you?

Ja.

Yeah.

Serena, can you guys help me out, please?

You should check with Matt to make sure I'm allowed to be near him.

I don't want to trigger him.

I'm sorry, did I do something?

You asked to be scheduled away from me and then lied to my face about it.

Alex told me.

What? You told her?

I just need some help.

There you are.

Hey, you can't be on break all day, Al.

Come on, we really got to move this lightning guy.

He's pulling focus from the whole floor.

I am clearly busy.

All right, hey.

Is that my lunch?

Are you eating my lunch? I, I, I,

OK.

OK. Thanks for your help, everybody.

Thank you so much.

OK, so, lightning guy wise,

uh, where do we land on that?

Alex, alley cat, I need you out there, sister.

We are, I really, I need a minute.

OK, totally, but can you take that minute while we're walking to the birthing suite Joyce, no.

Car crash.

OK, let's bring him

Copy that. He's not toxic.

HFNC now. 23.

All right. Watch out.

Running leads starting line.

Watch out guys, that tube's blue.

I got it.

Let's close that hole.

It didn't rip out.

We're OK. Can somebody give Alex a hemostat so she can get her hands back?

And let's get a new drainage system in here.

I was wrong.

Hawaii is not a state of mind,

it's a state,

and I am not there anymore.

So,

I'll get it.

OK. Hey, how'd it go with Amelia?

Oh, she texted me to tell me she was not going to be able to make it out here after all,

but that she trusts my judgment,

which, OK.

I mean, aside from the deep

inner anger that causes me,

that, that seems good,

right?

Yeah.

Yeah, it's great. Great.

Uh, well, I'm going to head back, but.

Is anybody going to come to this?

Oh. What? to the birthing center?

Yeah, I feel like for the past 4 months,

I've been decorating my house for a birthday party that no one's going to show up to.

Oh. Like when I was 9.

Also.

10 through 12.

0, I'm sorry.

Kind of my fault.

I grew tall early and

just started

beating kids up for fun.

OK. Did it just because I could.

Um, I, I get it,

because this is a big swing,

you know?

Yeah, huge.

Huge. I've been running this place for 6 years.

And before when there was a problem,

I could just say,

hey, it's not my fault.

I inherited this mess.

But this was my idea.

So if it fails, I fail.

OK, Joyce, listen, um.

People are going to come.

All right, people are always going to have babies,

and, and you've made this a really nice place to do that.

It's, it's beautiful, I promise. It is. Yeah.

But what if it becomes like a children of men situation?

No babies on earth.

I don't think we need to worry about that.

You're right. Yeah.

That would be everyone's problem.

Um.

Seahorses, huh? God was having a real laugh when he came up with those guys.

Can we just put it all out there?

I know.

What are you talking about?

I know that you have a crush on me, OK?

There. It's out there now and you can just deal with it. Respond.

I don't know what to say.

It's fine. It doesn't have to be weird.

We can just be normal.

Yeah, no, I mean, that's great.

That's, that's what I want too.

I just, um,

for the record,

I don't even have a crush on you,

so, Ma, no,

I mean, I,

I don't anymore.

I

I knew you didn't feel the same way,

so I took some space to get over it and it worked.

I'm, I'm over you.

Oh, but I'm sorry I made everything so weird.

That's my fault.

OK. Well, I forgive you.

Um, and thanks for bringing it up.

I, I actually feel lighter now.

Yeah, me too.

That's good. It worked out perfectly.

I get my friend back and there's no weirdness because he's completely over me,

which is good.

It turns out Keith was eating his own lunch,

so I should apologize.

Aloha. Oh, Ron.

I like it.

It's got a nice swish to it.

Plus I got blood on my other shirt anyway.

Thanks. You're welcome.

It's good to have you back.

You were missed.

You mean you missed me?

He missed me.

OK, guys, I'm gonna take off.

Bruce is loose,

all right, unless

anybody has anything they want to ask

before I

Good. Anything at all?

Tell me about the tattoo, Bruce.

So, I'm lost in the woods.

I can hear the parking lot,

but I can't see the parking lot.

Now, I know without fresh water, I'm a goner.

It's only a matter of time before I have to drink my own urine.

So, I get started straight away.

Listen.

I don't know what I'm doing.

I mean, you go on vacation and you feel like it unlocks something,

but then you come back and you're still you.

Maybe I just need to be kinder to who I actually am.

You know, I get sucked in.

And the people here are complicated and needy and.

I love them.

And that's when I hear it,

the unmistakable sound of grizzlies.

Where were you?

I got lucky.

Turns out to be a family of Dutch tourists.

I bet that sea turtle's also a lot happier when he's surrounded by his turtle friends,

Famously solitary creatures.

Just let me have this, all right, Val.