All language subtitles for St Denis Medical s02e02 Mama Bear Activated.eng

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- How would you pronounce
this patient's name?

- Um, Vin- ooh, Vin-

Vin- Vinibon-
Vinbanny- Vin-

Vini-bone-kenn- no.

Vinvinabanakinalwich-

wow, that just keeps going,
doesn't it?

- Well, I'll just call him
Big V. He'll love that.

Wait a minute.
Hold on.

He's unconscious.

That's nice.

- Guys, guys, I might
need a little help here.

- God, Bruce.
- Whoa!

- What happened?
- I don't know.

- Sit, sit, sit.

- I think- I think
I was attacked.

Someone just-
- Bring him in.

- -came up from
behind me,

and he hit me in the back of
the head and knocked me down.

- Well, his head wound
seems superficial.

Let's check him for a
concussion just in case.

- I just don't understand
how this could have happened.

- It's all right, Bruce.
You're not the only one.

This has been happening
more and more often.

- Yeah, but my reflexes
are way above average.

Definitely above everyone here.

- OK, he seems fine to me.

- Unfortunately, there have
been a lot of attacks lately-

patients who are unhappy
with their results,

upset family members,
or people who just

want to yell that day.

Fun fact,
health care workers are

five times more likely to face
violence in the workplace.

And there was a state bill to
address this, but it failed.

On the bright side,
they did pass a bill

to rename a bridge
after Jeff Bridges.

So that's cute.

- Years of Aikido training,
years.

- It's OK.

- No, it's not OK, Matt.

I wish he'd just finish
the job and killed me.

- Bruce, don't say that.
- And you, Matt.

Yeah.
I wish he'd killed us both.

- I wasn't even there.

[upbeat music]

* *

- [exhales]

Hey, Joyce,
do you have a minute?

- Sure.
Why not?

I've only been on hold
for 20 minutes.

Trying to get Sanderson
into this Zoo Day Camp,

and it's just impossible.

- Isn't he, like, 50?

- Well, the website
says eight and up.

He insists there's
no age limit, so...

- OK.

Well, I don't know
if you heard this,

but Bruce was attacked
in the parking lot.

- What?
Is he OK?

- He's OK.

Yeah, he's just
a little shaken up.

- Lil Safari Day Camp,
how can I help you?

- There's been an attack!

Jesus.

Do we know who did this?
- That's the thing.

So I asked Leslie if he could
check the security footage,

and he said that half those
cameras don't even work.

- Oh, this is
totally unacceptable.

- I know.

Listen, everyone is
pretty freaked out,

and I think they're wondering
what can be done

to prevent this
from happening again.

- Hey, I hear you,

OK, and I am gonna do
everything in my power

to make sure that
my employees are safe.

- OK.
Thank you.

- [growls] Mama Bear activated.

- Yeah, I- I think just,
you know, more cameras or-

- Mama Bear committed
to actionable change.

- Yeah, thank you so much
for taking this seriously.

- Mama Bear out of hibernation
and hungry for justice.

I gotta write this down.
- Yeah.

- This is good stuff.

- We can't even walk
across the parking lot

without getting attacked.

It's so messed up.

- Honestly, this is why
I'm glad I take power Pilates.

- [snickers]

- What?
I'm serious.

I have insane core strength.

- OK.
So what?

Oh, look, he's got a knife.
Quick, plank.

- I'm just saying
I can defend myself.

- Yeah, unless, you know,
it's a man.

- OK, sexist much?

- I'm not sexist.

I'm just taking into
account body mass,

and on average,
men are larger than women.

Don't blame me.
Blame evolution.

- I don't think I can
kick every guy's ass,

but I could definitely
take on someone

who's kind of old,
kind of slow,

maybe whose body is mostly
made of taquitos.

- You think you could take me?

Come on.

I'm not even- that's cute.

That is cute.
[laughs]

- Ron has no idea
what I'm capable of.

I'm strong, agile,
got quick feet.

Oh, also, I bite,
like, right away.

- You know, Joyce said
you could leave

if you need to
process the trauma.

- Oh, can I go process
in a safe space?

- [chuckles] Yeah.

I think that'd be
the perfect kind of space.

- I was mocking you, man.

Bruce Schweitz
doesn't do trauma.

I mean, I do trauma, you know,
like, job wise, you know.

I mean, in surgery obviously.

Matt, come on.

- Man, I wonder who it was.

Oh, maybe that
boat accident guy.

He seemed pretty mad
when he left.

- He did? Why?
I saved his leg.

- Yeah, but he was annoyed
about the recovery time.

- Well, yeah,
but that's not my fault.

- Yeah, but sometimes
patients get mad

and they're looking for
someone to take it out on.

And, you know,
you're a pretty easy target.

- Right, a target.
- Yeah.

They can turn on us
and just snap.

- Mm.

- Oh, man, is that a balloon?

Look at that.

Someone must have
just let it go.

Just floating out there.
Wow.

Congrats, Brad.

Wonder what Brad did.

- Please let me know if
Nurse Serena's hurting you.

She's a bit of a wrecking ball.

- OK, what I said
isn't that crazy.

- I've treated abscesses
larger than you.

Not- not this one.
This is a normal size.

- I'm small, but I'm scrappy.

Trust me.
I could do some damage.

- You might get a good kick in
with your Lululemon pants on,

but I think it's
obvious who has

the advantage in this fight,
OK?

So if I were Justin, yah!

[back pops]

- Did you just
throw out your back?

- No.

- Are you sure?

I feel like I heard a pop.

- I heard it.
There was a pop.

- No, there was no pop.

That was my shoes.

Can you finish up here please?

No, I did not
throw out my back.

I thought it was inappropriate
when I pretended

to attack Serena,
so I stopped abruptly,

'cause I'm a feminist.

- So apparently, we only
have five outside cameras.

Two of them are broken,
and one of them

is pointing down at the ground,
because a bird sat on it.

I sure wish someone would have
brought that to my attention.

- I did.

- Well, not just verbally,
but also via email.

- I did.

- Regardless,
it's time to get serious.

So Leslie is pricing out
some security upgrades for us.

We're talking fencing,
extra guards,

floodlights, you name it.

We cannot put a price on
the safety of our people.

- Well, give or take, it's
going to be about $200,000.

- [bleep] you.

I'm sorry.
Not you.

I just mean like
the economy, like,

oh, eff you, price of goods.

We can't do that.

.

- Now I'm going to say
something very controversial.

I hate violence.

I hate it.

But do you know what
I hate even more?

- Racism.
- No.

I mean, obviously, yes, but no.

Taking the easy way out.

Now here I was about to
throw money at a problem

without truly fixing it.

Security cameras can fail.

Lights can go out.

Guards can be bribed
to join the bad guys.

- What the heck?
That's not true.

- So you're saying
if an attacker gave you

a billion dollars to hurt me,
you wouldn't do it?

- I'd attack you
for a billion dollars.

- Thank you, Serena.
- I'll do it for a million.

- OK, it's not an auction,
Brandon.

Point is,
I'm going to teach you all

how to defend yourselves
so that you're not only safe

at work, but everywhere.

- OK, but you are getting
those extra security measures

in addition to this, right?

- Mm, that is a great question.

And I have time for one more.

Anyone?

There is no money in the budget
to update our security

right now, but I am not going
to let that stop me

from helping my people today.

I bought a self-defense book,

and I'm going to pass on
a few tips.

It's not going to be here
until Friday,

but I was able to preview
the first three pages

and learn a few things
such as,

this book is dedicated
to Cheryl, to Cheryl.

"Rest in peace,
my sweet angel."

OK, so hopefully these tips

are going to be better
than the ones Cheryl used.

When you're walking
to your cars,

put your keys in
between your knuckles.

Boom, homemade weapon.

All right, someone attacks you,

keys to the eyes,
keys to the groin.

If your attacker is a female,

keys to the cooch will
really do some damage.

- I just have a key fob.

- Well, a fob to the cooch
is no vacation either.

All right?
Oh, another thing.

This is something
my mother taught me,

and I've used it
hundreds of times.

If you think
you're being followed,

pick your nose and eat it.

[all murmuring]
Yeah, I know,

but no one will attack you

if they think you are
a disgusting self-snacker.

- I'm sorry.

Did you say you've done
that hundreds of times?

That is horrifying.

- Come on, Alex,
stop virtue signaling.

Jesus.
Oh, here's a good one.

Have a phone conversation
like this.

Oh, hello, Jerry.

Yes, I have the guns with me.

Oh, and I've just
tested positive

for the latest strain
of COVID-19.

They'll think you're
the dangerous one.

- I've been mugged nine times,

so hopefully this stuff
will help.

The police say it's a record.

- I heard that if
you're being attacked,

you should yell fire
instead help,

because people are way more
likely to run towards a fire.

- Why would you
run towards a fire?

- Because firemen are hot.

- What if your attacker
is a fireman?

- OK.

- OK, it feels like we're
losing the thread here.

- Firemen, America's heroes,
I don't think so.

No way.

- Actually,
Ron was showing me

a pretty impressive move
this morning.

Did you want to show everyone?
- No, I'm good.

- Oh, Ron, get up here.
- I don't- I don't-

- No, come on.
This is about safety.

- No, no, no, it's-
- It's about saving lives.

Come on.
Don't be shy.

- It's private!

- Sorry, Joyce,
is your whole plan

just to tell us how to
gross out attackers?

- No.
[laughs]

I'm going to show you, OK,
with- with some role play.

So I'm going to
need a volunteer.

Keith, you look like a creeper.
Get up here.

[clapping] Let's hear it
for our volunteer.

- Mr. Feldman-
came in with abdominal pain,

and we gave him an ultrasound.

- Mm, looks like kidney stones
trapped in the ureter.

Yeah, he's definitely
gonna need surgery.

- Ooh.
He's not gonna like that.

- No, he will not.

Whoa.
Wow.

Big boy.
[chuckling]

- What?

- Nah, just-
yeah, good for you.

I think it's great.
Muscle man.

So, Mr. Feldman, yeah,
your results are back,

and mostly everything
looks normal.

But, yeah, we are going
to have to, you know.

- Why would I know?
You're the doctor.

- Well, you're- you're just-
you're gonna have to-

Matt, why don't you
take it from here?

- Oh, sure.

So, unfortunately, we will
have to perform surgery

to remove your kidney stones.

- I gotta have surgery
for this?

- Yeah, Matt.
What? Come on.

It's just a kidney stone.

What, can't you give him
a pill or something?

- I don't think so,
but I'm not sure.

- Well, you know,
what does it say on your chart?

At the bottom right corner
under my signature.

Just read it.
- Oh. Yeah.

Surgery required to
remove solid mass.

- Ahhh, come on.

- Are you kidding?
I don't have time for surgery.

- Damn it, Matt.
What are you doing to this man?

Oh, Matt Pearson.

Well, if you have any other
questions or concerns,

Matt Pearson here
will take care of them.

Matt Pearson.
- Nice.

You know, a lot of people
suffer from PTSD

after a violent attack,
but not Bruce.

He's actually mentoring me
and getting my name out there.

Matt Pearson.

- So you're tied up in the
back of Keith's van, right,

and he's about to do something
really sick and twisted.

- Sorry, guys.

I don't know why
I would do this.

- Hey, Joyce-

- You remember how I told you
to ask him for Mentos and Coke

in the beginning?

Well, now's the time
to put them together.

OK, you start
foaming at the mouth.

Keith comes by to check on you.

He doesn't want you dead,
not yet,

and you go- [growls]
And bite his ear off.

- Ewww, I don't want
to eat Keith's ear.

- Well, it's either that, or
you become his next skin suit.

- Oh, boy.
Yeah, you better eat my ear.

- This is ridiculous.

I'm sorry, but I don't
think eating Keith's ear

or picking our noses is gonna
solve a national crisis.

We should be organizing
and writing our congressmen.

- And who's our congressmen?

- You know I don't know that.
And it's beside the point.

- I think Alex is right.

We need to get our
stories out there.

- Exactly.

Get the public's attention
so real change can happen.

That'd be much better
than these silly tips.

- Oh, well, I'm sorry if
you think my tips are silly,

but we'll see what
happens when a psych patient

tries to French kiss you
in the middle of the night.

You're gonna be
picking those boogies

and eating them
till the cows come home.

- I'm not gonna be
eating my boogers, Joyce.

- Eat it.

Eat it.
Eat it.

- Grow up.

[together]
Eat it.

Eat it.

Eat it.

Eat it.

Eat it.

Eat it.
Eat it.

- I was wrong.
This is all extremely helpful.

.

- Bruce, you doing OK?
- What?

Scared.
Why?

Because of what
happened earlier?

[chuckles]
No, no, not scared at all.

I don't even know
why you'd ask that.

- Hey, Bruce.
- Ahh!

- Ooh!

- Oh.

- [groaning]

[PA chimes]

- Dr. Leonard to zone A.
Dr. Leonard to zone A stat.

- [groans]

[PA chimes]

- Sorry, I meant zone B.
Dr. Leonard to zone B.

- [groaning]

[PA chimes]

- Oops, my mistake.

I was right the first time.

It's zone A,
Dr. Leonard to zone A.

- Son of a-

come on, man.

OK, ma'am, we're going to
take a quick trip to zone A.

- I'm- but I'm
waiting for my son.

- Oh, he's a good boy.
He'll find you.

- Tell the reporter
that it's causing

way more pressure
and anxiety for us.

- Oh, and tell them about
the time Dakota got pushed.

It was funny but not OK.

- Yeah.
- What's happening?

Who's telling what?

- Channel 3.

I reached out to their
investigative team.

- Excuse me?

- Yeah, I told them
what happened to Bruce,

and they're coming to do
a story about attacks

on health care workers.

- Carl Justice is coming here?
"Carl on the Case"?

He's gonna make this place
look terrible.

Every business
he reports on shuts down.

He even closed down that
all-night massage parlor.

And Sanderson loved that place.

- I cannot believe
that you're thinking about

bad publicity
and not what's best

for the staff right now.

- No, I just mean-

he doesn't have context,
our limitations.

He's gonna make it seem
like this is a place

where bad things happen.

- A bad thing did happen,
Joyce.

I'm trying to make sure
it doesn't happen again.

If you won't be the
mama bear, I will.

[growls] Mama Bear's-

[normal voice] I'm not gonna
do the voice though.

- What can I do?
We don't have the money.

I wish we did.

I'd buy new floodlights,
new security cameras.

I'd buy every nurse a gun.

That is my dream
for the future.

Of course I want to
keep my people safe.

That's- that's the
most important thing.

- Well, firstly,
no broken ribs, so all good.

And second thing, don't
sneak up on people, you nut.

- Gotcha.
Sorry.

Are you sure this doesn't have
anything to do with the attack,

like, maybe it's affecting
you more than you think?

- Oh, yeah.
You got me, Matt.

All day long,
I've just been churning

about what's happened to me.

[laughs]
Everyone's a threat.

What?

Is that what you think?

- Uh, I don't know.

- I don't think
I can do this anymore.

All right?

And my self-worth is in this
job, so if I don't have this,

I don't have anything.

I'm scared, Matt.
Help me.

- Wow.
- I'm kidding!

That's what you're saying.

That's literally
what you just said.

[both chuckling]

- Guess I was wrong.

Classic, Matt.

Overthinking things.

There's a part of me that's
like, ah, he's in denial.

Ah!

But that's just something
I need to work on.

- OK, now press 7.

7, Libby, 7.

You pressed 6.

OK, third time is a charm.

- Yo, yo, Alex.

So I went across the street
to the 7-Eleven

to see if their cameras
caught any of the attack.

And they did.

- That's great.
We can use that.

Maybe we'll actually
catch the guy.

- You might want to
check it out first.

OK, there's Bruce.

[laughs]

It's a goose.

He got hit by
a freaking goose, bro.

- Oh, [bleep].

- I know, right?
Hey, check it out.

It's funny if you
play it backwards, too.

[laughs]

.

- No need to be nervous.

Just answer
my questions honestly.

It's easy.
- Yep.

I will answer honestly,

and that will be easy.

- OK, 3, 2, 1.

Terror at St. Denis.

I'm here with Alex Mazurkian,

a nurse who called to tell us
about a vicious attack

on a surgeon here.

Alex, what happened?

- Yes, one of our doctors
was...attacked?

Yes.
Yeah.

That is- yeah, that's the
word I would use, attacked.

- By a former patient.

- Uh, well, you know,
that's not for me to say,

so, you know,
I'd better not say.

[chuckles]

- But that is what you said
when- when you called in, so-

- I did.

That was a phone call, and
I think we all know, you know,

how the game of telephone works

where you start out
and you're like, pizza is good.

And then by the end,
it's like, you know,

Jenny hooked up with Robert
in the bathroom

and lives are ruined.

- I'm sorry, what-
what are we talking about?

- That's a good question.

I think what we should
be talking about is this.

Violence against
health care workers

is on the rise nationwide.

In fact, at this hospital
just this year-

- Yeah, yeah, look,
that's great, but- but-

that's terrible, definitely,

but just to clarify,
you did say you believe

that this attacker
was a former patient?

- What I believe is that

this attack happened
in the parking lot

of our hospital.

So, you know, you do the math.

- I'm sorry.
I feel like you're-

like you're dodging
our questions.

- I'm just- I don't
want to speculate, you know.

I feel like speculating-
- Oh, I'll speculate.

- Oh, God.

- Let me give it to you
straight, Carl.

A crazed patient attacked
one of our star surgeons

in the parking lot.

We need to find this man
and lock him up.

- It's OK, you really
don't need to do this.

- No, I do need, Alex.
I do need.

- Do you work at the hospital?

Dr. Joyce Henderson,
executive director,

truth-teller, protector.

And I would just like to tell
the world that a coward

clocked Dr. Schweitz
in the back of the head

just because he works
in the medical profession.

Would I call it a hate crime?

100%.

- [groans]

- Ron, come on,
let me get that.

- I am fine.

I am a grown man.

Ahh!

[exhales]

- Gotta give it to Ron.

His body might be weak,
but his ego is strong.

Never heard a grown man
make that sound before.

It was haunting.

- No, he fled the scene, and
he's just out there right now,

probably sitting
in his easy chair

watching this and laughing
or touching himself.

Who knows with these weirdos?

- Again, we're not live.
- OK.

- I think we should focus
on the broader issue.

Because, you know,
this one random incident

is not the point.

- No, it is the point, Alex.

I believe that
this random attack

from a perverted former patient
is a clear example

of the violence
that health care workers

face on a daily basis.

Now, I would like to address
the assailant personally.

How dare you?

- It was a goose.

[laughs]
Yeah, it wasn't a patient.

It wasn't even a human being.
No, it was a goose.

- I'm sorry, what?
What was- what was a goose?

- I was sucker punched
by some dumb bird.

Yeah, no one's out to get me.

- Oh, so-
so you were not attacked

because you're a doctor?

- I mean, that's a question
for the goose, Carl.

- I'm sorry, I'm just trying
to play catch-up here.

Are you saying the goose was
working with the pervert?

- What?
No, no, no.

Here's your story,
Carl Justice.

A pack of lawless geese
terrorizes Merrick.

Can we band together-

- OK, I feel like
we got what we need.

- No, sorry, can I just-
real quick.

I understand that in
this particular instance,

Bruce was attacked by a goose.

However, across the nation,

health care workers are being
threatened and assaulted even.

But despite the risks, they
still show up every single da-

Yeah, they're not
gonna run the story.

Also, I'm not allowed to call
the Justice Hotline anymore.

- Pretty long walk to the car.
You want any help?

- No.

But if you want,
I'll walk you to your car,

you know, for safety.

- All right, sure.

- [groans]

You know what might
make even more sense

is if we walk to my car

and then I give you
a ride to your car.

- Yeah, that makes sense.

- Well,
when we get to my car,

you may have to
swing my legs in.

- I'm not doing that.
- Fair enough.

- Must be a relief.
- Oh, yeah.

Just a random flyby
from a bird

that could come from
any direction at any time-

- Yeah.
- Completely unprovoked.

[goose honking]

Run!

- How's that?

- Still two degrees
to the left.

- Two degrees?

- Left.

Left, Leslie.
Make an L with your hands.

- Wildlife attacks against
my employees are unacceptable.

I have always believed that.

And Mama Bear will do anything
to protect her people.

[air horn blaring]

Oh, no.

Oh, they like it.

They're coming back.
[bleep].

[air horn blares]

[geese squawking]

[air horn blares]

[bell clangs]

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