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♫ I suddenly thought of the drawer in my school days ♫

♫ It holds a locked diary ♫

♫ Colorful handwriting of the most desirable plot... ♫

♫ The meeting of you and I ♫

♫ I tossed a coin in the wishing fountaining... ♫

♫ I summon fate ♫

♫ You've heard the my summon through space and time ♫

♫ You are destined to be with me ♫

♫ Come to me, stay with me ♫

♫ You're the destiny that will never change from the past to the present ♫

♫ Come for me, stay for me ♫

♫ Just a look back can fill my heart ♫

♫ Oh, oh, oh. Be with me ♫

[Mr. Bad]

[Episode 5]

- Nan Xing! N-Nan... - Miss Jiao?

Nan Xing, I'm sorry. I'm truly sorry.

I was so busy today. I almost forgot about you.

It's fine.

My g-g-goodness!

Goodness gracious! Y-Y-You...

Did you sort them out by yourself?

You're amazing!

I'm just born stronger than other people. That's my only strength.

Not at all. You're amazing to be able to sort them out like this.

Let me put it this way. If our boss doesn't want you, I'll hire you.

By the way, someone is looking for you by the entrance.

Who is it?

It's a dashing and extremely handsom guy.

I think he's even more dashing than our boss.

He said he was your neighbor.

Nan Xing, why didn't you tell me...

Miss Jiao, I have to leave now!

Why didn't you tell me that you have such a...

- See you! Sorry about this! - Such a handsome neighbor?

What are you doing in my company?

Let's go. I'll buy you a meal.

Buy me a m-meal?

Where are you taking me?

I want some roasted sausages.

A sausage platter will do.

I'll take a Pizza Margherita too.

Xiao Wudi,

I thought we were going to have a meal?

What are we doing here?

How could we have a meal together when you're wearing this?

Go inside.

Greetings, Mr. Xiao.

She's here. I'll leave her to you guys.

Pretty girl, please come inside.

Xiao Wudi, I think we should go for our meal.

Pretty girl, don't worry. Just follow us.

There's no need to do this.

I will give you a makeover.

Pretty girl, are you done?

Not yet!

♫ Occasionally I get lost in your lopsided smile ♫

- Do you need any help? - Nope! Nope.

♫ My warrior always appears in time to chase away all my troubles ♫

Come here.

♫ Love becomes the fertile soil (brings forth sweetest blossoms) ♫

Are you done?

I guess.

Why don't we forget about it? I'm begging you here. Retain some dignity for me.

Come out and show me.

♫ We inadvertently become fond of each other ♫

This...

♫ I'll be your (my) warrior as we set off in this journey ♫

Change into them.

I don't think so.

Change into them.

You look pretty good.

Not at all.

I feel like something's lacking.

What are you doing?

So, is it left or right?

Go inside.

Hello.

Hi.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Pretty girl. Pretty girl, don't leave.

Pretty girl.

Where are you going?

Xiao Wudi, what are you up to?

I'm arranging a blind date for you.

B-Blind date?

Where did you find this many guys?

I registered an account for you on every blind date app I could find.

Look.

[Nan Xing]

Is this me?

Of course, with your figure and looks, you won't be able to attract this many people.

That's why I hired someone to edit your photos.

Even my mother cannot recognize me if she sees this.

Your edited look was pretty popular.

Look.

[I will dote on you]

- Where are you going? - Home.

Fine. If so, I'll tell your mother about my true identity.

What are you doing here?

You said you need to work overtime after your meeting. That's why I came.

I knew you haven't taken dinner yet.

Let's eat.

Are you not done yet?

I'll be done soon.

You need to eat no matter how busy you are.

All right, come on.

It doesn't matter even if you leave for some time.

Come on, let's eat.

Let's have them while they're hot.

I'm 29 years old.

I was born in the Year of the Monkey.

I was born in the Year of the Dragon.

I need to give my mother a video call.

Hello, A-Auntie.

Sorry, I... I'm allergic to pollen.

Why don't we have something first? I've ordered plenty of food.

- Please go ahead. - Really? I'll go ahead then.

Do you like my hairstyle?

It looks like my previous hairstyle.

I know martial arts.

Do you want me to teach you?

Thanks.

Seems like you're not that perfect.

But it's fine. You're lucky that you met a perfect guy like me.

I don't like materialistic girls.

Luckily, we have a common goal.

Mister, may I know what goal it is?

Just like you, I wish to have three children.

I don't wish to give birth.

We don't need to form a good relationship.

You just need to form a good relationship with my parents.

Although I'm jobless now, I think I have huge potential.

I'm a diamond in the rough.

No problem.

I'm only 34 years older than you.

I'm sure we'll lead a happy life.

Xiao Wudi, you're too much.

Even if I've never been in a relationship before, that doesn't mean that I'm desperate to get a boyfriend.

I'll send you home after dinner.

I need to finish up my contract later. I need to use it tomorrow morning.

Actually, you didn't have to come here.

I could've grabbed a bite somewhere.

That won't do.

No matter how busy we are, we need to take our meals on time.

[Lu Zichen]

I completed the current issue. Come and get it.

It's fine. You can return first.

[Lu Zichen]

[Nan Xing]

[President Ye]

I need to answer a call.

- Hello, President Ye. - Hello, Nan Xing.

Head to President Lu's house and bring the completed manuscript to the company.

I'll send you the address immediately.

Bring it to the company?

I was the one doing it in the past.

But now, I think you should take over the job.

All right! I'll be there immediately.

Please open the door for me. Thanks.

Taxi!

Where are you going?

I need to retrieve the completed manuscript from my boss's house.

When will you come back?

You expect me to come back?

You didn't even filter out the people you chose for me.

You're being too picky here.

I'm too picky?

Who will be responsible for my life if I'm not picky? Will you be responsible for it?

Why should I be responsible for your life?

She's pretty picky.

Connecting.

If no one gets the door, the password is 882525.

Boss, I'm Nan Xing.

I'm here to retrieve the manuscript.

Are you at home?

I'll come in now.

Boss?

Boss?

So, this is where our boss does his work.

He's very serious.

I'm the first person in the world to get my hands on this manuscript.

If the forum hears about it the fans

will be so jealous of me.

Help! Xiao Wudi!

Help! Xiao Wudi!

Help!

Xiao Wudi, check out the bathroom.

Don't panic. I'll take a look.

How was it? Is he dead or alive?

- What a shame. - What do you mean? Is he dead?

It's a shame that he's still alive.

What the heck? It's just rose bath salt.

Can't he pick a different colour?

He made it as if he committed suicide.

Enough.

Is he your boss?

Is he truly just unconscious?

Judging from his pulse, he's been overexerting himself for a long time.

He was experiencing qi and blood deficiency for the past few days.

However, this isn't a big deal.

He'll be fine after some acupuncture treatment.

If that's the case, do I need to make him some chicken soup or buy some ginseng for him?

Or do I need to send him to the hospital?

Who are you?

Who is he?

Surprise! It's me!

It's you?

What are you guys doing at my house?

I'm here to retrieve the manuscript.

Did Ye Qing tell you to come?

Isn't it obvious?

Look at how weak you are. You fell unconscious during your bath.

What's wrong with you?

Deficiency of qi and blood, huh?

It's an old ailment of mine.

There's food in the fridge. Bring it here for me.

You can go.

My legs are numb. I cannot walk.

Who is he?

I'm her neighbor. I was the one who sent her here.

Sorry about this. That was embarrassing of me.

If there's nothing else, we'll make a move first.

Okay.

Wait, did I just say all those things in front of him?

Why don't I say all those things in front of him?

You're treating him in a special way, huh?

Isn't it obvious?

He's my boss.

Do you like him?

Yes.

I'm an avid reader of his works for many years. Of course I like him.

I'm not referring to that kind of liking.

Which kind were you referring to then?

It's the kind of liking

where you want to have an unforgettable relationship with him.

What are you saying?

I only admire him...

You should've told me earlier.

I could've given you a push.

You would've succeeded by then.

Don't you think you're being too evil?

If it's that easy to fall in love,

I think I would've gotten into a relationship long ago, okay?

It's very simple.

You just don't have the guts to do it.

I don't have the guts to do it?

Are you saying that you'll fall for me if I try to seduce you?

♫ I'm waiting for whoever is expecting me ♫

♫ At this moment I guess you are also moved ♫

♫ When you get close to me, I still get a little bit nervous ♫

What do you think?

Young Master Xiao, did you fall for me?

It's not effective, isn't it? My goodness.

♫ To hear your heartbeat racing ♫

♫ Tell me, why you're always by my side ♫

What was going on?

Why did I feel like my heart skipped a beat just now?

What's wrong? Did I frighten you?

Was I that terrifying?

You don't say? Did you think I was captivated by you then?

You think you can seduce me?

What are you laughing at?

I know it's a joke,

but you better don't arrange any blind dates for me again.

I don't need to do so for now.

I've already made new plans for that.

What are you up to again?

Don't tell me you want me to go for plastic surgeries?

I'll see if it's necessary by then.

So, your boss is an author?

That's right.

Get me some of his books.

You should have them, right?

I do, but...

Bring them to me.

What about this? I'll lend them to you if you promise not to arrange any blind dates for me

or force me to go for plastic surgeries.

Okay. Now, you're making a deal with me, huh?

What about this outfit? Shall I get a refund?

Suit yourself.

If so, the money...

Suit yourself.

You're that nice? This outfit is expensive, you know?

It's very expensive.

She's wearing a skirt,

Could it be that my dream is going to come true?

[Xiao Wudi]

Xiao Wudi, you...

- Are you done? - Done with what?

You were trimming your nose hair, weren't you?

Get the books for me.

I don't have any nose hair!

All of them are here.

Every book that he has written is here.

Be careful with them.

I don't want you to spill a single drop of water on them.

Finish your water first.

It's best if you skip your drink.

Hey, I told you to be careful with them! My book!

Look! It's creased!

He signed this book. It's very precious.

It's nice, right?

You should give him a five-star rating on Douban then.

Aren't you leaving? Do you plan to spend the night here?

No way. I'll leave right now.

Enjoy them, and be careful with them.

You're too stubborn to admit your feelings, huh?

Let me study this guy on your behalf.

Mom, you scared me.

What are you smiling at? Why are you so happy? Did you strike the lottery?

I guess so.

- I thought I would never strike the lottery in my entire life. - How much did you win?

It's not money. What a vulgar person.

I'll even fork out money as long as you can get married.

I knew it wasn't something good.

Where did you go with Xiao Xiong today?

We had a meal together after work.

You guys only had a meal?

If so, why did you buy a new outfit?

Mom, don't try to pair him up with me.

He and I will never be together.

At most, we'll perish together.

Stop being stubborn.

You didn't let me touch or read the books that was written by your idol.

But you lent them to Xiao Xiong without a problem.

Initially, I was struggling.

But when I think about it, I still need to lend him those books eventually.

There's no need to make things difficult for myself.

Make things difficult for yourself?

What do you mean?

Mom, it's getting late. Why aren't you asleep yet?

I'm not sleepy.

I'm sleepy. I need to wake up early tomorrow. Good night.

Sure, you can sleep in tomorrow. Take a break.

I'm back.

Mom, you're back?

For lunch, we'll have a delicious and healthy salad.

I'm not having lunch at home.

Are you heading out?

Where are you going?

I'm going to refund the outfit.

You look great in this. Don't refund it.

This doesn't suit me.

I know boys aren't that meticulous sometimes.

But when you go shopping later, you should tell him

what you like and what you don't like.

He'll understand your preferences after a few more times.

Who are you talking about?

Who else? Of course it's Xiong.

I'm going shopping with Sisi, not him.

- So, it's not Xiao Xiong? - Yeah.

What's the matter?

Come immediately.

Immediately! I need to refund my outfit.

Go there later. Come here first.

You said it wasn't him?

I'm not lying.

Fine. You don't need to explain yourself.

Go ahead.

- I'll head out then. - Goodbye.

[Details of Lu Zichen]

Did you write all of these?

It's the result of my study last night.

Why did you write them down?

If you know the enemy and know yourself,

you need not fear the result of a hundred battles.

Understanding your prey is the first step in capturing his heart.

Do you wish to win the heart of my boss?

It's not me. It's you.

Lu Zichen has plenty of information to dig.

His father,

Lu Zhenliang, is a business tycoon.

He's an engineer who became a wealthy tycoon.

He's also a philanthropist and the chairman of Lu Group.

I knew about that long ago.

Although he has a wealthy family, our boss started his career from scratch.

Started his career from scratch, huh?

If so, why is Lu Zhenliang's name on the name list of your company's shareholders?

I'm sure Lu Zhenliang sponsored him with his first business capital.

Maybe his father did provide him with some sponsorship.

However, our boss is a talented author.

His talent doesn't matter. It's none of my concern.

The important thing here is that we can identify a person's taste

from his background.

What taste?

His taste in women.

I had some hesitations initially.

However, after I finished reading his novels,

I can basically assume

that the kind of woman that Lu Zichen likes

is the female lead of his novels.

Su Yu?

This woman has a higher IQ than him.

Just like him, she has an excellent educational background. She's calm and decisive.

She has medium to long hair and a slim figure. Her height is around 170cm.

This is what she will look like.

Understood?

What?

This woman is totally different from you.

You've lost completely when it comes to IQ.

Although I might be able to conceal some of the details,

for things like looks and figure,

you have no choice but to go for plastic surgeries.

What surgery?

Didn't we agree that I wouldn't need to go for any plastic surgeries?

You need to pay the price if you wish to court Lu Zichen.

I thought you liked him?

I'll be free if you two get together.

Hey, why can't you just get over this?

I already told you that he was my boss. He's my idol.

You have to be together with your boss.

Isn't that what they do in idol dramas?

Anyway, I won't do it.

Let me warn you. If you keep this up,

I'll perish together with you.

I won't let you return to your era.

By then, you won't get to tell me what to do.

Here's your refund.

Okay, thank you. It looks great.

Let me check the price.

It's this expensive?

Stop looking at it. You can't afford it anyway.

But I like it.

Let's go.

Senior, don't tell me he really dumped you?

You wouldn't buy such a feminine outfit yourself.

I'm sure Xiao Wudi bought it for you. What happened?

Did he ask for a breakup and tell you to return the money to him?

What are you saying? I'm just here to refund the outfit on his behalf.

So, you didn't break up with him?

Who broke up with him? Wait.

We were never an item in the first place, okay?

Really?

Is there a need for me to deceive you, Xiong Sisi?

I already have enough to fret about at work. I don't have time for a relationship.

Why are you fretting about your work?

What are you fretting about?

There's nothing to fret about.

You don't understand.

I feel like our boss

doesn't like it when someone else becomes his assistant.

I think he's going to fire me soon.

Where's your domineering aura on the sports field?

Show him your aura and suppress him!

This has nothing to do with him.

Think about it. I'm a retired athlete.

I didn't take any courses related to my current profession,

and I didn't have any work experience.

I have no choice but to tuck my tail and start from the bottom.

You want me to be domineering?

If you're not doing well in your career, you must do well in your relationships.

And, I have a feeling that you're going to get into a relationship soon.

Real soon. Really?

Come on. I'll buy you a meal.

I want a feast! It has to be a feast!

Spicy hot pot.

Spicy hot pot again? I thought you just received a lot of money?

That belongs to Xiao Wudi. It has nothing to do with me.

- The key is... - I'm craving spicy hot pot.

Where should I start?

Xiao Xiong, are you home?

Auntie An, give me a second.

- Xiao Xiong. - Hello, Auntie An.

You haven't eaten yet, right?

I made extras. I brought them here so that you wouldn't need to call for food deliveries.

It's delicious.

Xiao Xiong, you said you were a blind date consultant, right?

Yes, Auntie An. That's what I've been doing lately.

If so, what do you think about Nan Xing?

Auntie An, don't worry. I've been looking for a suitable candidate for her.

I'm sure I'll find someone you'll like.

Seems like there was nothing between them.

It's pretty hard to get it.

It's easier if you use a spoon.

My son did the same thing in the past. He always scooped quail eggs for me.

You're just like Xiaojun.

You enjoy my cooking no matter how terrible it is.

Auntie An, when you referred to your son,

were you saying that Nan Xing had an elder brother?

Didn't Nan Xing tell you about our family before?

She did say something about a car accident

that caused her to lose someone important to her.

When I was in middle school, I was trapped in a fire.

Since then, I've been traumatized.

However, those people who can relieve me of my trauma are already gone.

Actually, I'm not her biological mother.

Back then, her family and our family were neighbours for over a decade.

My son and I were living opposite their house.

Nan Xing and her father were staying here.

We had a great relationship.

After that, Nan Xing's father and I...

But the three of them

were trapped in a fire before our relationship was confirmed.

Since then, I became her mother.

I guess it was our silver lining.

God left behind a daughter for me.

This house had been vacant since then.

Nan Xing never let anyone lived here.

Since she's allowing you to stay here,

that means you're important to her.

Look. The atmosphere is getting too heavy here.

It's been so many years ago. Let's drop the topic.

By the way, I also brought some fruits for you.

I remember you said you don't like oranges, right?

Auntie An, you actually remember that? Thank you.

It's delicious.

Nan Xing never let anyone live here.

So, since she's allowing you to stay here,

that means you're important to her.

What do you think?

Young Master Xiao, did you fall for me?

This girl is such a nuisance.

I've refunded the skirt.

This is the 2,000 yuan I've received.

Why am I so scared?

I just need to act normally.

I've refunded the skirt. This is the 2,000 yuan I've received.

Take it.

Should I be more polite?

I've refunded the skirt.

This is the 2,000 yuan I received.

Thank you.

Why should I thank him?

I should throw the money to his face.

Take your stupid money and return to your stupid era!

I... I...

You're done already?

I guess my rehearsals were in vain.

Am I important to her?

Is this guy still trying to help me court my boss?

How can I make him give up?

Don't tell me you still want me to court my boss?

I will never court him no matter what.

But why?

Could it be that you've fallen for someone else?

This seems like a good idea.

Yeah.

I've fallen for someone else.

Who is it?

You...

I'm too shy to tell you about it.

Anyway, you should stop being my matchmaker.

So, she did fall for me.

I have to give this some serious thought then.

Nan Xing, do you want coffee?

Are you serious? Who can drink coffee in the middle of the night?

Me.

I can sleep no matter what I drink.

You?

I'll get the door.

Coming.

Who is it?

Who is it?

Come with me.

Mom, I need to head out for a second.

What are you up to now?

It's a yes.

What?

You like me, right?

I'll be your boyfriend.

Timing and Subtitles brought to you by the 📖My Mr BADass📖 Team @Viki.com

♫ Turning around a few corners as the sun brings a new day and runs with you ♫

♫ You're a gift from Heaven, you've crossed my lonely bridge to mess with me ♫

♫ Occasionally, I get lost in your lopsided smile. Maybe the atmosphere is just right ♫

♫ My warrior always appears in time to chase away all my troubles ♫

♫ Lei, lei, lei, lei, lei, oh. At every corner ♫

♫ Lei, lei, lei, lei, lei, oh. Love becomes the fertile soil (brings forth the sweetest blossoms) ♫

♫ With a little care and a little planning ♫

♫ Maybe representing my heart ♫

♫ Lei, lei, lei, lei, lei, oh. With every sunset ♫

♫ Lei, lei, lei, lei, lei, oh. There's a promise of a sunrise ♫

♫ We inadvertently become fond of each other ♫

♫ I'll be your (my) warrior as we set off in this journey ♫

♫ Turning around a few corners as the sun brings a new day and runs with you ♫

♫ You're a gift from Heaven, you've crossed my lonely bridge to mess with me ♫

♫ Occasionally, I get lost in your lopsided smile. Maybe the atmosphere is just right ♫

♫ My warrior always appears in time to chase away all my troubles ♫

♫ Lei, lei, lei, lei, lei, oh. At every corner ♫

♫ Lei, lei, lei, lei, lei, oh. Love becomes the fertile soil (brings forth the sweetest blossoms) ♫

♫ With a little care and a little planning ♫

♫ Maybe representing my heart ♫

♫ Lei, lei, lei, lei, lei, oh. With every sunset ♫

♫ Lei, lei, lei, lei, lei, oh. There's a promise of a sunrise ♫

♫ We inadvertently become fond of each other ♫

♫ I'll be your (my) warrior as we set off in this journey ♫