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♫ I suddenly thought of the drawer in my school days ♫

♫ It holds a locked diary ♫

♫ Colorful handwriting of the most desirable plot... ♫

♫ The meeting of you and I ♫

♫ I tossed a coin in the wishing fountain... ♫

♫ I summon fate ♫

♫ You've heard my summon through space and time ♫

♫ You are destined to be with me ♫

♫ Come to me, stay with me ♫

♫ You're the destiny that will never change from the past to the present ♫

♫ Come for me, stay for me ♫

♫ Just a look back can fill my heart ♫

♫ Oh, oh, oh. Be with me ♫

[Mr. Bad]

[Episode 4]

What is he thinking?

Why are we here?

You still don't get it?

Get what?

The rule of summoning.

Now I am more confused.

The first time I summoned you, I was in an embarrassing situation.

The second time, I was in danger.

You said I needed a hero who can save me.

But the last two times, I didn't need to be saved.

Nothing happened.

I thought so at first. But I've realized

that what really matters is not the situation you are in,

but the outcome after you summon me.

- Outcome? - Yes.

When you first summoned me, I saved you from embarrassment.

During the second time, I saved your life.

As for the third and fourth time, I wiped your mouth and gave you a shoulder to lean on.

Do you get it now?

You still don't get it?

When you were embarrassed, I saved you from embarrassment.

When you were in danger, I protected you.

When you were tired, I took care of you.

What you need is

a perfect boyfriend.

What?

He found out about my wish?

Stop kidding.

Who is kidding here?

You have been deceiving me since I came here.

And you were still deceiving me just now.

What on earth did you wish for from this fairy?

What else could I wish for?

Well, I said...

I wanted an unforgettable love.

What?

I wanted an unforgettable love.

Should I help pull your tongue out and untwist it?

I said I wanted an unforgettable love.

But I didn't know... why things turned out like this.

Can you not stare at me like that? There are surveillance cameras everywhere.

So you do know you are being watched.

Then how dare you make that wish?

I was triggered at that time, so I just said it without much thought.

Did you know what would happen when you made such a wish?

I said it without much thought. How could I have thought of the consequences?

Very well.

Do you think someone like you deserves an unforgettable love?

Stop dreaming.

Why don't I deserve an unforgettable love?

- Thank you. - Have a nice day.

Can't people dream?

If it could be fulfilled in reality, who would dream?

Besides, what is wrong with someone like me?

I don't take things that don't belong to me.

I got a job to support myself.

Other than being single all my life, do I have any flaws?

An unforgettable love?

Will I have to fall for a girl like that?

What a wishful thinking.

If she ever pesters me again,

I am going to cut her down with one blow.

[Modern Survival Guide]

Modern Survival Guide.

Modern life may seem convenient,

but to a clueless ancient person like you,

dangers lurk everywhere.

This is a power socket.

Natural gas.

This is a traffic light.

You must follow the rules. Don't use your lightness skill at will.

Don't hit people. Don't kill people.

Don't take what doesn't belong to you.

And don't sneak into other people's residence.

Remember.

If you need help, please call the emergency number.

Lastly, this is my phone number.

But you can only call me when you have an emergency.

Good luck, Xiao Wudi.

May you live a good life.

It is raining.

I don't have an umbrella with me.

No need.

I don't need you.

I can manage it.

I can handle this bit of rain.

This is no big deal.

I said I don't need you.

Are you here to mock me again?

I made that wish. So what?

I want to shoot for the moon.

I want an unforgettable love. So what?

♫ This plot is unexpected ♫

You want an unforgettable love?

I will give it to you.

♫ Every day I get used to the dependency bit by bit, ♫

Well?

Wait. I can't agree to that.

I mean, you are not a bad person.

Of course, you are not that good either.

I mean, we've only known each other for a few days.

Now you suddenly bring this up. I have not thought about it.

Besides, what should I tell my mom? What should I tell Sisi and the others?

I just found a job. My career has just begun.

But you... you don't even have a job. You don't even have an identity card.

Without it, how can we register our marriage in the future?

How can we register the birth of our children?

Stop dreaming. Did I say I wanted to have children with you?

You don't want to have children?

This is not about me.

Didn't you say you wanted an unforgettable love?

But you didn't say it must be me.

If I just find you a guy, the job will be done.

You make a good point.

If you can find me a boyfriend, your mission will be accomplished.

I hope so too.

But before that happens,

will I still be able to summon you?

That is why we need to work quickly.

My patience has a limit.

If I lose it one day...

You...

Why are you acting like a vengeful spirit in search of victims?

This is exactly what it is.

We need to find a guy immediately.

And I can hand you over to him.

- Do you think no one likes me? - Who?

Who has the nerve?

Do you think I don't know you're being sarcastic?

The males in my team scream whenever they see me.

My popularity is not something I want to brag about.

Fine. Show me tomorrow.

Fine.

Tomorrow, don't forget to bring money.

- I am going home. - It is still raining.

Give it to me. That is my umbrella.

Why are you so slow?

Can you hurry up? Xiao...

Surprise!

Mom?

Xiao...

He is so handsome.

- Xiong. - Xiong?

Xiong.

Yes.

Mom, he is Xiong Sisi's cousin, Xiong Wudi.

Hello, auntie.

You are Sisi's cousin? I thought...

Well, what a coincidence. Today is Nan Xing's first day at work.

I purposely rushed home to cook a feast.

- Join us. - All right.

Come in. Quick, come in.

Go back to Unit 302. My mom will ask you...

Come in.

What was that about?

What do you want me to say?

I had to give you a proper identity.

I can't say the fairy sent you from the past, can I?

True men don't change their first or last names. Haven't you heard of that?

Yes, I know.

But it's already said. What do you want me to say now?

That you are Xiong Xiao Wudi?

Xiao Xiong Wudi? Our Little Bear sounds fine, actually. (TN: Xiao Xiong lit. means little bear, Wudi means our)

- Are you tired of living? - Mom.

- What are you two doing? - He...

Come over and eat.

Start without me. I'm going to cut some fruits.

The dish...

Eat up.

Don't you think it tastes like...

Help yourself.

Is it good?

Yes, aunt.

Here. Have some fruits to get rid of greasiness.

This is Nan Xing's favorite.

You must try it. I'm going to clean up a bit.

- Okay. - Go ahead without me.

You don't want it? What a picky eater.

I don't eat oranges.

They taste weird.

Mom,

you didn't wash your knife after cutting the chilli?

I forgot it again.

I will get you some water.

Here. Drink some water.

Thanks, auntie.

Are you all right, Xiao Xiong?

I am fine.

How is the food?

It's so good.

Really? Have some more.

- Okay. - Here you go.

Xiao Xiong, where do you live?

I live at the opposite unit.

Opposite to this unit?

He just came to town. He has nowhere to live.

So I rented Unit 302 to him.

Her dad left her that unit.

It has been vacant for many years.

We cleaned the place up because we wanted to rent it out.

But you have moved in there?

Yes.

You're very efficient.

- No, Mom. - So, what is your profession?

- He... - I am not asking you.

I usually

help people to find love.

I know. You are a dating consultant, aren't you?

Then you should be able to help Nan Xing come up with a few strategies.

If it were up to her, she would not be able to find a lover.

Mom, something smells like it's burnt.

Do you want to go and check it out?

Yes, I need to check it out.

Stop eating already.

Get going now.

Why?

Mom, he has to go. I will see him to the door.

You are leaving now?

Join us again next time, Xiao Xiong.

Don't take my mom's words seriously.

Well, do you feel dizzy?

Nauseous?

Tightness in your chest?

Nothing?

That is weird.

Not many people can go home without feeling sick after eating my mom's cooking.

If you feel sick at midnight, call me.

- I will send you some medicine. - Cut the crap.

Don't forget about tomorrow.

Tomorrow?

To find a replacement. Did you really forget?

Are we really doing this?

See you tomorrow.

I think Xiao Xiong is not bad.

He is good-looking and very courteous.

How do you know he is courteous?

You think I don't know how bad my cooking is?

Other than that brat,

I have never seen anyone enjoy my food so much.

What can this mean?

It means he is well-bred.

It can also mean he has a loss of taste.

Anyway, I think he is nice.

You should give him a thought.

He... he and I will never be together.

Why not?

If nothing will happen, why did you rent the unit to him?

So many people came to view the unit, but you turned them all down.

So why are you renting it to him?

What can I do?

I can't let him stay in my room, right?

This is a golden opportunity.

Take action when you have the chance.

Mom, I'm not in the mood to think about that now.

Today is your first day at work.

Did your boss like you?

He didn't go to office.

That is normal.

Bosses are very busy.

They won't go to the office every day.

Look at me. I don't go to work every day too. Right?

You have just started working. So take it easy.

Get yourself familiar with the company data, the environment,

and your colleagues too.

But I didn't get to do all this.

Cheer up.

Don't forget what you have learned as an athlete.

Never abandon, never give up.

All right, get some rest early.

Okay.

For you. Just in case.

[Indigestion and Stomachache]

I said I wanted an unforgettable love.

I will help her find a lover

so that I can go back sooner.

[For you. Just in case.]

Xiao Wudi?

He's not around?

I did call you.

I am leaving now.

Good morning.

I was afraid I wouldn't wake up if someone woke me up too softly.

Actually, what can you do if you come with me?

I want to hear people screaming for you.

Do you have money with you?

Fried chicken! Snacks!

Thanks, Senior Sister.

Senior Sister, are they spicy?

Some are spicy.

Here. This bucket has the original flavor. Spicy ones are here.

You call this screaming?

Senior Sister, why haven't you visited us lately?

I came before going to work.

Hey, handsome.

Would you like to join us for some fried chicken?

Can I eat here then?

Sure. You definitely won't mind.

Senior Sister, how are you doing at your new job?

Don't be nervous.

I won't steal my senior's boyfriend.

You mean me?

Don't misunderstand.

Our senior sister is pure and innocent.

Although she gets along well with boys,

they are just buddies.

It won't turn romantic.

Why so?

Because everyone likes girls that normal people like.

What kind of girls do normal people like?

Those who know how to act like a spoiled child, are feminine and gentle

and know how to dress up,

in every way unlike our senior sister.

Otherwise, she wouldn't be single all her life.

Remain single all her life?

Change your perspective.

Maybe she was waiting for you all along. Right?

That is just so romantic.

By the way, handsome.

Do you know anyone as handsome as you?

The less handsome ones are fine too. I don't mind.

How about cousins on your father's side or your mother's side?

Anyone like that?

- Enjoy the food. - Sure.

Xiong Sisi.

I didn't do anything. I was just chatting with him.

With the way she is, will I ever be able to find a replacement?

Can I still leave this place?

What did you chat about?

I wish you two happiness.

What? He and I aren't in that kind of relationship.

You don't have to hide it from me, Senior Sister.

He was the one who asked you to borrow the tracksuit the other day.

I was tailing him.

He is just my tenant.

I borrowed the tracksuit for him because of something that happened.

Stop imagining things.

Really? I will pursue him then.

Come back here. Are you tired of living?

What? What are you saying?

Listen. From now on, don't get too close to him.

If you run into him, just turn around.

You hear me? It's for your own good.

Fine. I got it.

Also, don't go to my place for now.

Don't let my mom see you.

Why?

Don't ask.

Eat up now. The coach will be here soon.

Try this.

How about this?

What's wrong with you?

I am just wondering if I can go back.

You must go back.

You must never lose faith.

This isn't a good place.

We have pollution and global warming.

Besides, the pace of life is too fast.

The past is better.

All right. I get it.

Go to work.

I will figure something out.

All right. I will get going now.

I almost forgot this.

Since you have moved into the unit,

my mom wants to change a new set of furniture for you.

All right.

Xiao Wudi. Go for it!

Never abandon, never give up.

Sister Jiao, good morning.

Nan Xing, you are so early.

When I was training, I had to be even earlier.

I am used to it already.

Where did you get so many flowers?

You seem to be quite romantic.

- Sister Jiao, good morning. - Good morning. Good morning.

I saw some flowers on the table yesterday. Although they weren't mine,

seeing them made me happy.

So I thought I should get everyone some.

I hope I can perform well.

Sister Jiao, this is for you.

It is so pretty.

Thanks, Nan Xing.

Sister Jiao, what can I do today?

Xiao Chu, didn't you say you need Nan Xing's help?

I have some receipts here. I need them pasted on paper.

When you are doing it, feel free to ask me anytime

if you have any question.

Sure, no problem.

Do it well.

Sister Jiao.

Please take a look at this.

Let me see.

Xiao Chu, this is for you.

Yufan, I will place this here.

I am allergic to flowers. Give it to Xiao Chu.

Thank you.

This kid is quite diligent.

It will be a pity if she gets fired.

Based on the way our boss treats his assistants,

she won't last a week.

What do you mean?

A day. Boss is coming to the office today.

- Good morning, Boss. - Good morning.

You are an athlete?

"Never abandon, never give up."

So why did you give up on being an athlete?

I...

Why are you still here?

Boss, she is your new assistant. Her name is Nan Xing.

President Ye has interviewed her.

I am doomed. I froze again.

Boss must surely be mad.

Nan Xing, don't be too worried.

Since I think this is probably the last.

What's with that assistant?

Didn't we agree about hiring an assistant? I made the call.

She can't even say a word. How can she be an assistant?

I hired her to help you, not to talk to you.

Besides, that girl is gutsy and meticulous.

She is very persistent and also a long-time fan of yours. She knows you very well.

She should be able to tolerate your temper.

You know you need help, but you can't keep changing your assistant.

Give her some time.

One week.

After one week, if she can't change my impression of her....

I will fire her.

Take my breakfast.

I didn't know you were coming today. So I didn't get your favorite milk.

Your boyfriend I met last time, what is his name again?

Song Jiaming.

So when did you guys start dating?

Recently.

How did you know him?

While playing golf.

We are going to play golf this weekend.

Do you want to join us?

I don't like to play golf.

Right.

Do you really need a boyfriend?

Boss Lu, I am human.

I need to live my life.

I am not a working machine that the company bought.

I... That is not what I meant.

The contract is ready. You can sign it now.

[Ye]

Thanks.

You like it?

Here you go.

The necklace looks nice.

It is a birthday gift.

Boss Lu, have you signed it?

I need to get changed.

Nan Xing, you must have left him with a bad impression.

What should I do to redeem myself?

Hello, Boss.

What should I do?

No matter what, I must take the initiative to talk to him.

I need to leave him with a good impression.

Don't be nervous. Do it as you normally would.

Are you all right?

Nan Xing, what are you doing?

Are you insane?

You should have just kept quiet if you are doing this.

I will be writing at home this week.

If you have nothing to do,

you can either stay here or go home.

No. I won't be able to hold the job this way.

Don't act like a stranger. I can accompany you at your home.

I can manage it myself.

Dear God. Just kill me.

No. I am already dead.

I am socially dead.

What kind of girls do normal people like?

Those who know how to act like a spoiled child,

are feminine and gentle and know how to dress up,

in every way unlike our senior sister.

She is obviously not that kind of girl.

What should I do?

Here are your deliveries.

Where do you want me to put them?

- Here. - Okay.

Replace the old television with the new one.

And change the curtains in the living room too.

Me?

This will be charged differently.

Sure, I will immediately install them.

Thanks.

You are welcome.

Sister Jiao, it's been a day.

Should we check on her?

I think we should.

Let's go.

Nan Xing.

Sister Jiao.

Workplace newbies tend to make some mistakes.

Besides, you just hit the boss a little.

It isn't a big deal.

Did you all hit him too?

No.

We didn't.

Then it will be over for me.

We should think positively.

You are still here. Aren't you?

That is true.

Think about it. You hit the boss twice. But you are still here.

What does it mean? It means you did quite well.

That's right.

You can get off work now.

Go home and have a good rest. Okay?

Okay.

Don't feel bad, Nan Xing.

Nan Xing, cheer up!

Thanks.

Cheer up!

Thanks.

- What are you doing? You startled me. - Don't move.

What are you...

What are you doing?

Looks like you can't do this on your own.

Do you have photos?

- Why do you want them? - Ward off evil, of course.

I don't.

- Do you want me to go back? - Yes.

If you want it, stop asking.

All right. I will send them to you tonight.

Wait a minute.

You are not happy today?

No.

That's good then. No matter what happens, remember not to summon me.

I got it.

[Nan Xing: Photo]

[Courageous Crime Fighter]

[Helpful and Righteous]

No way.

It's all on me now.

Mom, I am going out now.

Nan Xing, lock the door. I am late.

Everything will be fine.

Trust yourself. Go for it.

Go for it.

Xiao Wudi?

He's not around?

Xiao Wudi, I've brought you breakfast.

My mom made this.

He got a new television?

New curtains too?

I will leave it on the coffee table.

I wonder what he is doing with my photos.

I've brought you breakfast.

I won't eat it.

All right. I'll go to work now.

I am not moving.

Here you go.

Next time, I won't come in without your permission.

Sorry.

Thank you.

Good morning.

Good morning. Good morning.

Amazing.

Nan Xing hit the boss yesterday, but she still has the guts to come today.

She is gutsy.

Nan Xing, you...

Good luck.

Sister Jiao.

Sister Jiao.

They seem to be talking about me hitting the boss yesterday.

Can you not gossip behind people's back?

No, wait, Sister Jiao.

Well, I'll get back to my work now.

Good morning, Nan Xing.

Good morning.

Sister Jiao, do you have any task for me today?

Boss asked me to be on call.

If you need me to do anything, just tell me.

Nothing.

All my tasked have been settled too. We have nothing much now, Sister Jiao.

They have done everything.

There is nothing for you now.

I can do anything.

Including hard labor.

If that's the case, Xiao Chu,

there's a box I need you to put in the storeroom, you can get Nan Xing to help.

It's here.

- Thanks for the help. - It's no big deal at all.

It looks messy.

[Lu Zichen Book Signing] [Detective Ma Leng Series]

Done.

Nan Xing.

Nan Xing. Nan... Nan...

- Sister Jiao. - Nan Xing, I am sorry.

I am so sorry. I have been too busy today.

I almost forgot about you.

Don't worry about it.

My gosh.

God, did you...

Did you do all this by yourself?

You're so amazing.

I am just physically strong. That is all I am good at.

Don't say that.

It is amazing that you were able to tidy this place up.

Let me put it this way. If Boss doesn't want you, I want you.

I almost forgot.

Someone is here for you.

Who?

A super handsome guy.

I think he is more handsome than Boss.

He said he's your neighbor.

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♫ Turning around a few corners as the sun brings a new day and runs with you ♫

♫ You're a gift from Heaven, you've crossed my lonely bridge to mess with me ♫

♫ Occasionally, I get lost in your lopsided smile. Maybe the atmosphere is just right ♫

♫ My warrior always appears in time to chase away all my troubles ♫

♫ Lei, lei, lei, lei, lei, oh. At every corner ♫

♫ Lei, lei, lei, lei, lei, oh. Love becomes the fertile soil (brings forth the sweetest blossoms) ♫

♫ With a little care and a little planning ♫

♫ Maybe representing my heart ♫

♫ Lei, lei, lei, lei, lei, oh. There's a promise of a sunrise ♫

♫ We inadvertently become fond of each other ♫

♫ I'll be your (my) warrior as we set off in this journey ♫

♫ Turning around a few corners as the sun brings a new day and runs with you ♫

♫ You're a gift from Heaven, you've crossed my lonely bridge to mess with me ♫

♫ Occasionally, I get lost in your lopsided smile. Maybe the atmosphere is just right ♫

♫ My warrior always appear in time to chase away all my troubles ♫

♫ Lei, lei, lei, lei, lei, oh. At every corner ♫

♫ Lei, lei, lei, lei, lei, oh. Love becomes the fertile soil (brings forth the sweetest blossoms) ♫

♫ With a little care and a little planning ♫

♫ Maybe representing my heart ♫

♫ Lei, lei, lei, lei, lei, oh. With every sunset ♫

♫ Lei, lei, lei, lei, lei, oh. There's a promise of a sunrise ♫

♫ We inadvertently become fond of each other ♫