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♫ I suddenly thought of the drawer in my school days ♫

♫ It holds a locked diary ♫

♫ Colorful handwriting of the most desirable plot... ♫

♫ The meeting of you and I ♫

♫ I tossed a coin in the wishing fountain... ♫

♫ I summon fate ♫

♫ You've heard my summon through space and time ♫

♫ You are destined to be with me ♫

♫ Come to me, stay with me ♫

♫ You're the destiny that will never change from the past to the present ♫

♫ Come for me, stay for me ♫

♫ Just a look back can fill my heart ♫

♫ Oh, oh, oh. Be with me ♫

[Mr. Bad]

[Episode 3]

A fire?

H-Help.

Help.

Help!

Help!

Help! H-Help!

Wait... Where did he go?

You're fine now.

[Police]

Go, over here.

- Take them away. - Yes, sir.

Get up! Come.

You better stay put. Let's go.

- A-Are you okay? - Hurry!

Here, let me help you up.

Let's go!

Be careful.

Be careful.

[Ye]

You should try the crispy buns.

It's my favorite.

Okay.

What do you think?

It's pretty good.

- Mr. Lu, the table you reserved is over there. - It's good.

- President Lu? - Is it a table for two?

Zichen? What are you doing here?

President Lu, before this, I only saw you on the TV.

Now, I've finally seen you in person.

This is Song Jiaming.

Nice to meet you.

Which company is he from?

He's my boyfriend.

Nice to meet you. I'm Song Jiaming.

President Lu, why don't you join us?

Well, I've already reserved a table here. You guys can go ahead.

Sure, enjoy your meal then.

President Lu seems quite shy?

Shy? I suppose you haven't seen him when he throws his tantrums.

- He's very fierce. - Is that so?

Mr. Lu, are you alone?

Let me keep the extra plates then.

[Reserved]

Ye Qing, happy birthday.

How did you know that today's my birthday?

Why don't I put it on for you?

Sure.

Excuse me, I might have to leave now.

- Does it look good on me? - It does.

Thanks.

How is it? Do you feel better?

Do you need me to refill your cup with hot tea?

No, thanks. I feel much better now.

Now that I think about it, it was pretty dangerous.

You encountered them immediately right after you left our station.

Yes.

So, according to you, a tall guy who's over 180cm

- went there to save you, right? - That's right.

Can you describe the entire situation to me?

Back then, I was terrified.

My body was shaking, and I was squatting on the ground.

I couldn't even stand up.

I thought I was done for.

Suddenly, he appeared and saved me.

He was good at fighting.

He subdued them within a matter of seconds.

So, he's good at fighting?

All right. Take a look.

See if there are any issues with this statement.

Please sign here if you don't have anything else to add.

Okay.

Let me ask you this again.

- Did you not take a good look at his face? - I didn't.

Don't worry. We will surely locate him for you.

Locate him for me? No need for that.

Maybe he just wanted to do good deeds without leaving his name behind.

If so, all the more I need to locate him.

He has such a noble character. Citizens like us should learn from him.

I beg you. Please don't let them find you.

- I'm done. - All right.

Okay.

Right now, I'll send one of our members to escort you back.

It's fine. I can head home by myself.

- There's no need to be courteous. - It's fine.

I live nearby.

Thank you for the good work.

If that's the case, be safe.

Okay.

Why did he appear out of the blue again?

Where is he right now?

Where are my keys?

Why are you so late?

Why have you returned here?

Did you steal my keys again?

Do you expect me to wait for you in front of the door then?

Were you hurt?

Lowly thugs like them can never hurt me.

I'm glad to hear that. Where did you go after that?

I went back to the mall to retrieve my stuff.

This is a warning.

You better pick an appropriate time if you plan to summon me next time.

You won't be able to afford if I lose them.

Did you rob a bank?

Are you sure you only pawned your jade pendant and didn't rob a bank?

Although I don't mind messing with the cops here,

I won't attract their attention under such circumstances, unless it's necessary.

After all, I don't have a legal identity in this era yet.

Great. You had me for a moment there.

- If so... - Are you trying to ask me why I appeared and saved you again?

Let me be clear with you. I wasn't trying to save you.

I was just keeping an eye on my hostage.

Besides, when it comes to double-crossing people,

I'm the only one who can double-cross other people.

So, it was me who summoned you again?

I remember I told you this before.

I heard your voice before I was summoned by you.

Can you come and help me? Come on, stop acting lovey-dovey.

Can you come and help me?

Help!

I heard your voice again this time.

But what's the connection between the two incidents?

Although the words you said weren't related,

both situations were pretty similar.

It happens whenever you need a hero to save you.

A hero?

You don't say?

Do you think you can escape unscathed in both situations without any help?

He's the person the fairy had sent to save me.

If so, that means I can do whatever I want in the future.

I just need to summon him during crucial moments.

Let me warn you. You're not allowed to get into any trouble in the future.

What trouble can I get into?

With a brain like yours, I wouldn't be surprised if you got into trouble.

Anyway, I've made myself clear.

If you summon me again,

I will never help you out, no matter what happens to you.

And, if you keep getting into trouble,

I have no choice but to deal with a troublemaker like you first.

Time to sleep.

Hey... Wait!

What's wrong now?

Cut to the chase.

I will definitely regret this.

Come with me.

Come on.

Come in.

Whose house is this?

It's mine, of course.

Let me make things clear.

This is only a temporary shelter for you.

I won't charge you any rent for now.

But only if you agree to one condition.

What condition?

You cannot come to find me whenever you like it,

especially when my mother is around.

Otherwise, I won't be able to explain myself when she sees us together.

Are you saying that I need to consider your feelings

and not create any trouble for you?

That's right.

- But why must I consider your feelings? - You!

Did you forget your status?

You're a hostage.

I'm the one who's keeping you hostage.

You don't want your mother to see me? Fine.

You have to give me something in return.

You're rotten to the core.

You don't like it? I can move back to your unit anytime.

Your bed is pretty comfortable anyway.

W-W-Wait a minute!

Tell me then. What do you want?

I need a smartphone.

You actually know what a smartphone is?

A smartphone is just like a personal computer.

It has an independent operating space and its own programs.

Its user can install software, games, navigation apps,

and all kinds of programs offered by third-party service providers.

It's a collective term for phones

that can connect to the Internet wirelessly through a mobile network.

- You... - There's no need to be surprised.

I have a photographic memory.

I think I have a spare smartphone...

For the time being, I need to study how to return to the ancient era.

The information I can get online is way more than what I can get from the library.

And, they're updated at a rapid pace.

So, do not interrupt me for the time being.

Logically speaking, you should be responsible

for providing me with my meals and accommodation.

However, due to your careless character,

you just need to deliver three meals per day to me on time.

I don't have that kind of money.

Tell me when you're out of cash.

- This is a lot. - Tonight, move all my belongings to the living room.

Do not interrupt my sleep.

But you...

I'm going to sleep now.

Care to join me?

Nope.

Wait.

Why are you afraid of fire?

When I was in middle school, I was trapped in a fire.

Since then, I've been traumatized.

When I see fire, I panic and lose control.

The doctor said it was a type of mental disorder.

Although it's been many years, I'll suffer a relapse from time to time.

So, even the current doctors couldn't treat your condition?

The doctor said the doer needs to undo what he has done.

But, those people are already gone.

However, I'll be fine if I don't see any fire when I'm panicking.

For example, I'll skip the candles during my birthday.

I'll skip the fireworks and avoid using gas to cook in the house.

As long as I can avoid them, I'll be fine.

I found another weakness of yours now.

I said you would be recruited.

When did you say that?

Didn't I always say that?

Our Nan Xing is the best, right?

If only I were there.

We could've celebrated the occasion.

I think I'll perform the day after tomorrow.

It'll be over in two days. Why don't I head back first?

No need for that.

I'm just saying that you can resume your work.

I'll be fine at home.

If only your father and your brother were around.

The four of us could've celebrated this with a feast.

The two of us can enjoy a feast by ourselves, too. Don't you think so?

Yeah, wait for my return. We'll enjoy some three Michelin stars cuisines. What do you think?

Sure. Anything is fine as long as we don't eat at home.

Didn't you say that my cooking was the best?

I caught you lying.

What the heck is that?

Dad, I found a job.

And, it isn't an ordinary job.

I'm going to be the assistant of my idol.

I'll share my work experience with you when I get back home tonight.

Mao Xiaojun, wish me luck.

All right, I'm heading out.

Goodbye.

I almost forgot about that troublemaker, Xiao Wudi.

I think I should check on him.

Xiao Wudi.

Xiao Wudi, are you awake?

Don't tell me he went out again?

Goodness! Help! What are you...

Didn't I tell you not to interrupt me?

Put me down! I...

- I... But I... - Get out!

Where's my breakfast?

I'm here to tell you that I've ordered breakfast for you.

The deliveryman will call your phone. Do you know how to use your phone?

He didn't call me.

So, you mastered it already?

Fine then. You can contact me using your phone.

- I'll be going. - See you.

You can even speak English now?

Don't tell me he's going to dominate the world next?

Hello. I'm here to report for duty. My name is Nan Xing.

Which department are you from?

- The president's office. - The president's office?

You can sit there for now. No one in the president's office answered my call.

I'll go and take a look.

Okay, thank you.

Help me out.

Okay.

L-Let me do it.

Okay.

Thank you.

Why don't you help us move this as well?

- Sure. - Thanks.

Nan Xing.

You're Nan Xing, right?

This is the working area of the president's office.

Let me introduce myself.

I'm in charge of the president's office. My name is Hu Jiaojiao.

You can call me Sister Jiao.

This is Xiao Chu. This is Yufan.

Hello, Sister Jiao. Hello, Brother Yufan. Hello, Sister Xiao Chu.

I'm Yufan.

And, don't address me as sister.

I'm Xiao Chu. You can call me Xiao Chu.

Let me brief you on your job scope.

Our scope of work is very broad.

For example, we need to plan press conferences, signing sessions, and engage the press.

All of these are included in our scope of work.

However, there's only one person we need to serve.

He's our president, Lu Zichen. Also known as President Lu.

You'll be familiar with this area eventually.

I'll show you the other departments for now.

Follow me.

Over here.

Our company has plenty of departments.

This is the Circulation Department.

Give me a second.

Brother Haitao, I have someone to introduce to you.

This is the head of the Circulation Department,

Brother Haitao, this is Nan Xing, the new assistant of our president.

Nice to meet you, Brother Haitao.

Not bad. Good luck!

Yes. Come on, let's go.

This is the Publicity Department.

They're responsible for promoting the new books on all platforms when they're published.

Shan, I have someone to introduce to you.

This is the head of the Publicity Department, Sister Shanshan.

- Nice to meet you. - This is Nan Xing, the new assistant of our president.

- Nice to meet you, Sister Shan. - Good luck with your work.

Hello. I'm Xiao Lin.

Thank you for helping us out this morning. You can call me Xiao Tong.

Sister Jiao, she's very strong.

Can we ask for her help when we need to transport the books in the morning?

We'll give them and see what's their response.

President Ye.

Nan Xing, this is Ye Qing, also known as President Ye. She's our CEO.

- You are? - You can call me Mr. Shi.

- He's in charge of the Editorial Department. - Proceed with it.

All right. I'll resume my work now.

You're Nan Xing, right?

Come with me.

Come on. It's not like I'll eat you alive.

Go now.

[Ye]

Come in.

Have a seat.

You didn't graduate from the required course,

and you had no previous working experiences, right?

However, you're an avid reader of Lu Zichen's works.

I've read your resume and the records of your job interview.

Actually, you don't have the requirements to be the president's assistant.

However, I still allowed them to recruit you. Do you know why?

It's because you said you won't forsake your chance or give up.

I was an athlete.

My career as an athlete had taught me not to give up until victory is achieved.

I won't forsake my chance or give up.

If you can truly achieve that,

I believe that you're qualified for the job.

Can you do it?

You can talk, right?

Yes.

I'm just a bit nervous.

You're this nervous when you're facing me?

How can you face Lu Zichen then?

How will you be able to work as his assistant?

Being the boss's assistant is the best position for you to pick up new skills.

If you're willing to work hard, you'll be able to grow quickly.

I was his assistant back then.

I know that. I saw those articles online...

Most gossips you see online were true, except for the one where they said we had a relationship.

So, she reads them too?

But of course, he's the largest asset of the company.

That's why it's part of my job to be concerned about the public's opinion of him.

I was his assistant for a decade.

Today, I wish to impart the burden to you.

Is that okay?

I think so.

You face the highest possibility of being fired as the president's assistant.

Even if you fail, it's not that big of a deal.

And, you've already joined our company.

I guess you've fulfilled your wish of meeting your idol.

The result isn't important. You should enjoy the process instead.

You may resume your work.

[Ye]

[I'll do the same thing this year.]

[I'll teach you how to skate on ice.]

[Happy birthday.]

- Sister Jiao. I'll head there first. - I'll be there soon.

Sister Jiao, is that flower a gift from my colleagues?

I think the previous assistant forgot to bring it with her when she left the company.

It's still pretty fresh.

You face the highest possibility of being fired as the president's assistant.

Sister Jiao,

does our boss have a fierce temper?

Did President Ye tell you that?

You don't need to worry. Our boss is a cultured person.

He never reprimands anyone.

Right.

That's how I felt about him when I saw him during a signing session.

Usually, he'll fire the person immediately if he's unhappy with him.

He won't reprimand or scold you.

You don't need to be too nervous.

Our boss rarely shows up in the company.

Usually, he stays at home to write his scripts.

Sometimes, he'll come to the company for a meeting or something.

That means he doesn't appear in the company often.

However, that also means that he might appear in the company at any time.

If so, what do I need to prepare?

You don't need to make any preparations.

- You just need to be mentally prepared. - Sister Jiao.

- Everyone is here. - Coming.

I'll head to the meeting first. You may resume your work.

Yufan, I forgot to bring my mug today.

Are there any extra mugs in the company? Can I borrow one?

Don't tell me you didn't take a single sip from morning until now?

Aren't you thirsty when you haven't taken a sip the entire day?

Follow me.

What's going on?

These are the spare mugs.

You can use them. Wash it after using it. After that, put it back.

All right, thank you.

Say, should we bring Nan Xing to the newcomer party tonight?

Did you forget about all the previous assistants?

They were fired right after the party.

It was awkward.

I think Yufan has a point.

Let's go. Stop staring at her.

Everyone, work is done for today.

I'll make a move first. Nan Xing, see you around. Go back early, okay?

Sister Jiao!

So, what are my tasks for tomorrow?

Tomorrow?

Xaio Chu, if you have anything you need to print tomorrow...

Sure!

I'll get off work then.

- Goodbye. - Okay, goodbye.

- Goodbye, Nan Xing. - Goodbye.

Yufan, goodbye.

Nan Xing?

What's wrong?

Are you upset on your first day of work?

That's not it.

Nan Xing, don't overthink it.

It's your first day of work.

You should celebrate this occasion with a friend.

That's right. Don't be upset.

By the way, we have plenty of books to transport tomorrow.

Can you help us out? Of course. No problem.

Really? Thank you so much.

- Nan Xing, we'll make a move first. - Okay.

- Don't be upset. - Got it.

- You can do it! - Goodbye.

Celebrate this occasion with my friends? Fine.

Who should I find?

Since Auntie An isn't around...

Xiong Sisi.

Hello, Sisi?

Hello, Xing? Today's your first day of work. How did you feel?

Were you excited when you saw your idol?

I didn't get to see him.

The boss wasn't around today.

I heard that he doesn't appear in the company often.

You had no idea. I was so nervous today.

I didn't even know what I should do.

Oh right, since today's my first day of work,

do you want to come out and celebrate the occasion with me?

Tonight? I can't make it tonight.

It's all Xiao Hao's fault. He just had to accept our coach's special training tonight.

Sorry, Xing. Sorry for not being there with you.

Why don't we celebrate it tomorrow?

It's okay. It's fine. Go ahead.

It's decided then.

Xing, I'll hang up now. I'm happy for you. Good luck!

All right, got it. Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Keep your water bottle.

Sisi is busy too.

Who else can I find?

Xiao Wudi?

No way.

Definitely not him.

I think I should celebrate this myself.

So, even Stephen Hawking thinks that time travel is impossible.

If so, how can I return to my era?

Don't tell me I have to stay here and be the bodyguard of that dummy?

Why isn't my dinner here yet?

Could it be that she forgot to order it for me?

One Stir-Fried Glutinous Rice Balls,

one Fish in Sour Soup,

and one Stir-Fried Snow Peas with Preserved Sausage.

For how many people?

For me alone.

Can you finish them?

Yes.

Give me one steamed egg, one Crucian Carp Tofu Soup,

and one Chinese Cucumber Salad. That's all.

Are you sure you can finish them?

I'll bring them back home if I can't finish them, Sir.

- Give me a second. - Hello.

Here.

Here, let's have a toast.

Thank you.

This is our signature dish.

You'll feel happy when you try it.

Enjoy your meal.

Thanks.

It's pretty good. Try this.

Okay.

Okay.

Today, I've worked as his assistant.

I guess I've realized my dream.

I'm already doing great.

Don't overthink it.

From tomorrow onward, I need to be more proactive.

She didn't order food for me? Fine, I'll dine outside.

What if I'm still nervous tomorrow? What should I do then?

You got something on your lips.

Help.

You got some on your lips too.

When will someone wipe my mouth for me?

I wonder how it feels like?

Help.

When will someone wipe my mouth for me?

I wonder how it feels like?

Did I summon you again?

"When will someone wipe my mouth for me?"

"I wonder how it feels like?"

Did you hear that as well?

Is that even considered trouble?

There's just no one to wipe your mouth for you.

Lower your volume!

I already told you before.

Next time, I will never help you out, no matter the reason you summon me,

let alone for a trivial matter like this.

What's wrong with wiping my mouth for me?

I just wanted someone to wipe my mouth for me.

When will someone wipe my mouth for me?

I wonder how it feels like?

Xiao Wudi?

Look at him. What's wrong with him?

Are you okay?

What's the matter?

There are so many people around! Let go of me!

Hurry!

Don't wipe my mouth! I don't need you to do it!

Are you happy now?

What have I done to deserve this?

Xiao Wudi, you!

You must be out of your mind!

What an ingrate.

He teleported to the restaurant

and started wiping my mouth out of the blue.

And, I even had to apologize to him.

I'm such a dummy.

She first summoned me when she was stuck on the road.

She summoned me for the second time when she was in danger.

But she summoned me for the third time when she was having a meal.

If I didn't help her out, my head would hurt,

as if someone was chanting the Tight Hoop Curse.

This is so bizarre.

I'm sure there's a pattern that I'm not seeing here.

Maybe she was lying to me all along.

What kind of stupid fairy is this?

Why did she send a devil to aid me?

Not only is he sponging off me,

but I also have to endure his temper.

How can I live in peace in the future?

That hurts!

I don't even have a shoulder to depend on.

Someone, help me out. I'm so pitiful.

You...

What did you hear this time?

Don't resort to violence.

We can talk this over.

Don't kill me! I won't think of anything else! I'll stop thinking! I'm begging you!

I'll obey your words! I...

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♫ Turning around a few corners as the sun brings a new day and runs with you ♫

♫ You're a gift from Heaven, you've crossed my lonely bridge to mess with me ♫

♫ Occasionally, I get lost in your lopsided smile. Maybe the atmosphere is just right ♫

♫ My warrior always appear in time to chase away all my troubles ♫

♫ Lei, lei, lei, lei, lei, oh. At every corner ♫

♫ Lei, lei, lei, lei, lei, oh. Love becomes the fertile soil (brings forth the sweetest blossoms) ♫

♫ With a little care and a little planning ♫

♫ Maybe representing my heart ♫

♫ Lei, lei, lei, lei, lei, oh. With every sunset ♫

♫ Lei, lei, lei, lei, lei, oh. There's a promise of a sunrise ♫

♫ We inadvertently become fond of each other ♫

♫ I'll be your (my) warrior as we set off in this journey ♫

♫ Turning around a few corners as the sun brings a new day and runs with you ♫

♫ Turning around a few corners as the sun brings a new day and runs with you ♫

♫ Occasionally, I get lost in your lopsided smile. Maybe the atmosphere is just right ♫

♫ My warrior always appear in time to chase away all my troubles ♫

♫ Lei, lei, lei, lei, lei, oh. At every corner ♫

♫ Lei, lei, lei, lei, lei, oh. Love becomes the fertile soil (brings forth the sweetest blossoms) ♫

♫ With a little care and a little planning ♫

♫ Maybe representing my heart ♫

♫ Lei, lei, lei, lei, lei, oh. With every sunset ♫

♫ Lei, lei, lei, lei, lei, oh. There's a promise of a sunrise ♫

♫ We inadvertently become fond of each other ♫

♫ I'll be your (my) warrior as we set off in this journey ♫