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We are identical twins.

But we are poles apart.

He lags behind... whereas I am fast.

He stammers and... I pronounce "S" as "F."

How?

On his death bed, my father said, "Charlie, always remember...

life is a bitch!"

And the only way to deal with life, is to be...

The path we choose doesn't screw our life.

What screws us is the path we leave behind.

There are two ways to earn money.

A shortcut... and a shorter shortcut.

Get him!

I took the shortcut. And yet, my dreams got screwed.

Big time!

My dreams.

My sweet little dreams.

My life, my whole world...

my booking window!

In reality, I'm just a small-time gangster.

Our gang fixes derbies.

People bet on their favorite horse's victory...

but we bet on its loss.

Blue thunder was the favorite in yesterday's derby.

But, this race was fixed.

I had bet all my money, one lakh rupees, on that horse.

But the jockey double crossed us.

I had to pay a heavy price for this shortcut.

Our booking company lost its reputation.

The company is run by three Bengali brothers.

This is Mujeeb and that's Shumon.

Mikhail, the third Bengali brother.

-How're you? -The same as you!

My buddy, dearer to me than my own brother.

He's a child at heart but...

he's a maniac.

In short, INSAS.

The heroine of the Kargil war...

purely home-bred.

A distant cousin of the AK47.

Range: 700 meters.

How many can it kill in one round?

Sir, you'll lose count, but the bullets will carry on.

Some people change with time...

and times change for some people.

Asshole.

Money can be quite the devil.

You had to pull the reins here.

Yes?

The viewfinder is screwed.

Brother is saying that the viewfinder is off the mark.

Not possible, sir.

I never lie.

Please don't do this to me.

Do what?

You screw us all over...

and that's cool?

Do you know how much we lost?

Charlie, they will kill me.

And we will worship you!

Stop crying, you rascal!

Brother is saying that if he aims at Burgess' head...

the bullet will hit the clock instead.

Not the clock, the lamp.

The lamp!

Charlie, please forgive me! I'm the one who is screwed here.

Royally screwed!

It was me who lost everything.

If I start crying, you'll drown in my tears.

Damn you!

I want his name!

Shut up!

You're growing senile day by day.

You've absolutely lost it!

What if I were shot?

-My cute little darling... -Stop flashing your pearls!

Brother, he almost crapped in his pants.

You would've crapped as well!

Such a coward!

You really thought he would shoot you?

What did you say?

Growing senile day by day?

You're absolutely right.

All of them are nuts!

Every brother in the world is crazy.

Just like mine.

Jeetu, where's Guddu?

Where's Guddu?

We need to talk.

Listen!

Guddu, listen to me.

I'm pregnant!

Pregnant!

Let's do another test?

This was the third.

When did you go for the other two?

Why didn't you tell me?

-I didn't want to stress you out-- -And now?

Now where's your s--

Sincerity?

-What is it? -Science!

This is our last night. Who knows if we will see the dawn tomorrow?

It was right here. I had a whole packet of condoms.

Forget about it.

I had saved it for special occasions.

I'm a topper in home science.

What do you mean?

Do you know the distance it creates between us?

How much?

Like I'm in New York and...

you're in N--

Not Bombay, Mumbai.

You love Mumbai, right?

Yes, doctor. I'll call you back.

He said that, it will all be done in a day.

I can be back in four hours.

Shall I fix an appointment for tomorrow, Guddu?

Please say something.

Do as you like. I won't be a part of this murder.

What do you mean?

Oh my!

Got it.

We'll sail through.

I'm ready to be a mother.

But I'm not ready to become a father!

Please understand, my dear!

We don't have enough to support each other.

How will we raise a child?

Things will fall in place, Guddu.

This is our destiny.

Our destiny is screwed. Big time!

I can't get married right now. Period!

Why not?

Read it yourself.

Marriage in 2014 and honeymoon in 2009?

Bravo, Mr. Sharma!

You wanted it.

And you didn't?

No.

Are you trying to say that I raped you?

And all those promises...

Was it the booze?

"Baby! It feels like I've known you for ages."

Please, listen.

I'll take up a job.

But I still can't marry you now. I mean...

What do you mean?

You don't want an abortion nor do you want to marry me.

What do you want?

I just want to die.

Fine! Go die!

Please, Guddu! Wait!

I cannot watch you die.

I am not committing suicide.

I know but if we don't get married soon,

you'll be killed for sure.

Listen... my full name is...

I'm Sunil Chopper Bhope's sister.

Sister.

Bhope's sister.

Hail Maharashtra!

We sent someone to check.

She hasn't been to college for a month.

Uncle!

She's been bunking.

Who's the boy?

-Uncle, I want a chocolate. -Some...

some guy named Guddu.

-Address? -Navi Mumbai.

-Uncle, I want a chocolate-- -Shut up!

Miser!

-Get the car! -Chief, listen to me.

We've got that interview lined up for today.

It's taken us 15 years to clear our name.

It's your interview today, live on television.

Just relax.

I'll handle it.

Trust me on this one.

Your blood sugar level is down to 110.

We'll slice the boy and serve him for dessert.

-Hail Maharashtra! -Hail Maharashtra!

-Hail Maharashtra! Hail Maharashtra! -Hail Maharashtra! Hail Maharashtra!

It's not my fault that he is my brother!

Your fault is that you lied to me.

Why did you lie?

Don't you trust me?

Have some water.

Add some poison as well.

Then you will die.

At least I'll be out of your way.

That's the problem!

I'm as good as dead without you.

Then we will float around as ghosts!

And your brother can't stop ghosts from getting married.

There's a slight problem though.

Can ghosts have kids?

When do you want to get married?

Today.

Right now.

Can you hear me?

Yes, go ahead.

Yes, it's fixed.

Eight o'clock? Hold on.

Is eight o'clock fine?

-For what? -Our wedding.

-Eight-- -Yeah. Eight o'clock.

Today?

Nope. In 2014!

Yes, eight o'clock sounds good.

When days are dogs, life's a bitch!

Once there used to be some integrity in this business...

but not anymore!

Now, my mind is occupied with just one name...

I found Francis.

Awesome!

He is staying right here.

He's fixing a race right now.

Alright, I'll inform brother. Leave right now.

And when I say leave, you better leave.

Let's go, Charlie?

This is the way out.

But destiny lies that way.

Mr. Narang?

Naresh, brother, please don't kill me.

Starting today, I'll be Tashi's pet.

-Where are you? -Where do you think?

Got the guitar?

Meet me at the Madh Island bungalow.

Cool.

Afghanibhai, is Tashi around?

-Why? -The airline guys are offering a deal.

Hold on.

The flight purser at the hotel has something to say.

Go on.

Tashi, he wants to say that he is now your pet dog.

I have far too many dogs.

What are you doing, brother?

Where are the Africans?

In Goa.

Call them.

Tell them that the guitar has been arranged.

They will pick you up for the racecourse tomorrow.

The Bengali brothers are looking for you like bloodthirsty hounds.

Anything you need, will be delivered to your room.

But I'll need a wake-up call.

I'll be fast sleep, counting horses instead of sheep.

How the times have changed, Francis!

-Life is so short -Grab him! Hold him!

But there are so many joys And so many sorrows

-Life is so short -How dare you take my money?

-Do you have your gun? -Yes.

-Go back and give it to him. -Okay.

Why take a chance?

-Meet me in the parking lot. -Okay.

I want my money back. One lakh.

All he has are pennies.

Look for his ATM card.

You want to become a bookie, don't you?

I'll get it done in a jiffy.

Let's just give him the gun and leave.

How much will you pack?

-Help! Room Service! -Shut up!

-Charlie, this way! -Come on!

Come on.

Shut it!

What was that?

Come on.

Come on, get in.

Get in!

Stop the car! Damn it!

-They're getting away! -Catch them.

Damn! Cops! We are screwed.

Don't freak out.

Steve, pass my shades.

We'll make it. Don't worry.

That was close.

You knew that guy?

Then why did you salute him?

Because he saluted me.

Why would a cop salute you?

What?

Hey, wait! What the hell?

Sir, seems like it was a major deal.

The floor where we found the dead bodies...

its security cameras were damaged.

What are you doing?

Did you have prior information?

We were expecting someone but--

Did you check the other security cameras?

-No, we are doing it. -Then do it.

Do you want to talk?

-Hello! -Come on, move.

-Hello! -Hello.

Where the hell are you?

Afghanibhai...

There's a problem. We were about to leave,

but we got caught up in a cross-firing between two gangs.

Are you still in Panvel?

Yes and the DCP is here as well.

It is difficult to leave.

I don't care!

We fixed the delivery as per your time.

I get it but please try and understand.

Try telling this to Tashi. I'll hand him the phone.

Look, security is tight and sniffer dogs are around.

What's more important? The guitar's safety or our scheduled delivery?

Fine. I need a deadline.

Inclusive of all the possibilities.

-Eight o'clock. -Eight o'clock.

Tomorrow morning?

Why don't you come over here...

and collect it yourself?

Alright. But make sure you deliver it by eight.

-Got it? -Yes, got it.

By the way...

-Is the guitar safe? -Should I play a tune?

-See you tomorrow. Good night. -Tune?

Smash it!

-Where is Sweety? -Tear this place apart!

Tell me or I'll break your head!

He is Charlie's brother.

Who's Charlie?

The gambler from the train yard.

Chief, I've some good news and some bad news.

He seems to be a nice guy.

Works for an NGO besides--

Give me the bad news!

They genuinely love each other.

They're getting married.

Do you want me to stop it?

But they do look like...

they're made for each other.

Get your mother married to that good guy!

-Get me Sweety on the phone. -Yes, Chief.

-As soon as I get there. -Yes.

Yes, coming.

At 2:30 in the night Wedding music is played

The hearts are uniting The wedding bells are ringing

At 2:30 in the night Wedding music is played

The hearts are uniting The wedding bells are ringing

I am a bit surprised I am a bit lost

My eyes are drowned in Ecstasy and I am drowsy

What has my heart done to me?

This is my first love

This is my last love

This is my first love

This is my last love

Love puts you through Different kinds of tests

You cannot come out with Flying colors every time

Love puts you through Different kinds of tests

Different kinds of tests Love puts you through

There are beautiful entanglements There are attractive nooses

There are many traps all around

Only loneliness gives you solitude

This is my first love

This my last love

This is my first love

This is my last love

Damn it! What's going on?

From the frying pan into the fire...

and back into the frying pan!

Forget it.

Don't even think about it, Charlie!

Just get away.

Charlie!

The shortcut...

or the shorter shortcut?

-But-- -But what?

Don't forget!

The path you choose doesn't screw your life...

what screws you is...

the one you leave behind.

Greetings, everyone.

Please remain seated.

Sweety, my child!

Where have you been?

We've been looking for you all over the city.

Greetings! I am your brother-in-law.

I consider myself an Indian first and then a Marathi.

But what annoys me is that, you stay at my home,

you eat my food...

share my wages...

drink my milk...

yet you save the butter for your own toast.

How is that fair?

-Now even-- -Cut.

Brother...

Why are you doing this to me?

I wanted to make your wedding a grand affair.

Why did you hurt me?

Brother, do you know...

that the builder's son you wanted me to marry--

And who is this boy? What is his name?

Tell me.

Sanjay.

Sanjay? Give me his full name!

Sanjay Kumar Sharma, son of Kishan Kumar Sharma...

bows to the 25 crore Gods and Goddesses...

Hang on!

Come again. What is his name?

Where are you from?

Barabanki.

Barabanki? From Uttar Pradesh?

Holy crap!

-Give me the phone. -No, brother!

Chief, we are screwed!

He is a bloody migrant, from U.P.

We've identified the dead bodies.

They belong to the K D Narang gang.

But the boy in the camera footage...

we don't know how he is connected to this.

The investigation is still on.

This way, sir.

Play it.

Sometimes people do get Cheated in this world

Sometimes you lose your Heart in a second

Sometimes people do get Cheated in this world

Sometimes you lose your heart in a second

I would've killed you right now. But the Chief wants you alive.

You sons of bitches!

-Leave him! -Sweety, get away!

Guddu, get up! Dare you touch him!

Don't you get it?

Your Chief is ready to trade his sister for votes.

I don't want to marry that builder's wretched son.

At least you should've supported me.

-I'll speak to Chief. -Back off!

And you...

Guddu, get the car keys. Move!

To hell with the politics.

To hell with that builder's son.

To hell with brother!

I'll talk to him.

-They're getting away! -Get them!

Take it easy. Don't be a fool.

He is part of the family.

I'm here to do business.

Watch what you say!

He's right.

He's right.

Awesome stuff, Charlie!

Where did you get it from?

How much do I get?

How much do you want?

Ten!

You got it.

Lakhs!

For one packet?

A hundred packets.

How many?

A hundred!

You created a ruckus at the hotel, didn't you?

A hundred packets...

of cocaine!

And they belong to?

Us!

What will you do with all this money, Charlie?

I'll become a bookie.

You bloody scoundrel!

With a hundred packets we'll make enough...

to own the entire racecourse!

And then...

Come on!

Let's rock!

Come, let's wring our hearts

Smash the pot of the night

Come, let's pry out some good luck

Let's break into the vault

Come, let's wring our hearts

Smash the pot of the night

Come, let's pry out some good luck

Let's break into the vault

Tiny sprouts of leafy cress, And oil from oilman's press

Life is nothing but money's play

Tiny sprouts of leafy cress, And oil from oilman's press

Life is nothing but money's play

Let's have a face-off On the roads tonight

Come, let's wring our hearts

Smash the pot of the night

Come, let's pry out some good luck

Let's break into the vault

Come on

Come on

Step out, life is a one way street All you get is one chance

Nothing ahead but thin air And the romance lasts till the breath does

Step out, life is a one way street All you get is one chance

Nothing ahead but thin air And the romance lasts till the breath does

This is what they say

This is what we hear

Whosoever surges ahead Never does come back

Come, let's wring tomorrow

Smash the pot of the night

Come, let's pry out some good luck

Tonight, let's break into the vault

Tiny sprouts of leafy cress, And oil from oilman's press

Life is nothing but money's play

Let's have a face-off On the roads tonight

Looks like an amateur crook.

The revolver, money, everything is still here.

Is anything missing?

This time let's play such a game That the ocean walks over the bridge

Then whether you walk on the bridge or I

The city will stay under our feet

Somewhere the news are grave

Somewhere there are just graves

Hush! Let's not wake up the dead

Come, let's wring our hearts

Smash the pot of the night

Come, let's pry out some good luck

Let's break into the vault

Come on

Tiny sprouts of leafy cress, And oil from oilman's press

Life is nothing but money's play

Tiny sprouts of leafy cress, And oil from oilman's press

Life is nothing but money's play

Let's have a face-off On the roads tonight

I've got the tickets and passports.

Go and freshen up soon. I'll--

Oh, shit!

I'll get the first-aid box.

Come soon, okay?

We will miss the flight, Guddu. What is wrong with you?

What's wrong?

I almost flunked in the sixth grade.

What?

We sat on the same bench.

Both of us.

Who?

Sabiha and I.

She loved listening to...

my stories.

Then one day I realized that...

it wasn't the stories she loved.

It was my stammering that made her laugh.

I caught her...

imitating me once.

That's when I realized that...

not only do I stammer...

but I'm a duffer too.

Listen...

you can narrate the rest at the airport.

Just remembered, didn't you?

The stammer?

What happened back there at the war zone?

Forgot your cues?

Why are you doing this to me?

How many more lies?

-Every lie had an honest intention-- -Another lie.

-We'll miss our flight-- -What's the hurry?

Let's get to know each other better.

I'm your wife.

That's a lie!

You are Bhope's sister!

-I'm carrying your child. -Really?

-Are you sure it's mine? -You...

I'll kill you!

Bloody cheater!

Rascal!

You'll die soon!

Yes, right.

As if you'll live forever!

How about I slit your throat?

Do you know what the stuff's worth?

Ten crores!

Crores?

The stuff is worth ten crores?

Ten crores!

At least.

Go on, darling.

Get the stuff.

I'll set up some deals by the time.

Now get going!

Ten! Asshole!

-I'll be back in five. -Make it quick!

Hello, brother?

Stop behaving like a woman and give me a hand!

Please come in, Mr. Sharma.

Sorry, we barged in.

We waited outside for a while...

but we were hungry.

So we came in, hoping to find something to eat.

Nothing beats fresh burgers on a rainy day!

Please have a seat.

Sit.

Come... sit!

Actually...

we are looking for the groom.

Excuse me. Whom?

He means Guddu.

How many brothers do you have?

One.

If you were three...

would you parade me naked?

What do you do?

He's a bodybuilder, chief!

Superb, Mr. Sharma!

I'm impressed!

Do you have a sister?

I have one.

And now they're getting married.

Weren't you invited?

Never mind.

Neither was I.

Where can we find him?

It's been three years since...

I saw his shitty face.

I swear!

Right now...

I need to take care of something important.

I'll call you once I hear from him.

Can I have your cell number?

What's he saying?

Which number?

Cell.

Do you speak with a lisp?

I pronounce "S" as "F."

Of course you'll pronounce "F" as "F." What else, will you call it "L"?

What about your brother?

Does he speak with a lisp as well?

He stammers.

One lisps and...

the other stammers!

-Is he here? -Yes, sir.

He is inside. But there is some confusion.

This way.

I'm tired of repeating myself.

You can't keep me here, without a warrant.

Didn't you hear him?

Get moving.

The law does not permit this.

So, you're the lawmaker now?

There has been a misunders--

Here, have a seat.

Sit down!

I...

I'm not who you Th--

think I am.

And who is that?

I'm not--

Asshole!

That's what we are!

Where's the guitar?

Which gui--

This is going to take all night!

Why don't you sing something?

Sing?

-What? -A song.

Can't get it started.

-Water might have seeped in. -Take your time.

Have you ever met him?

-No. -Good for you.

He brings misfortune.

There could be no worse omen...

than to see his shitty face.

You mentioned him and my phone conked out!

What...

What's going on here?

I'm out in the rain cracking deals...

and you're chilling in here!

Mikhail, I'll be out with you in a bit.

Hold on.

Something smells fishy.

Are you giving my brother a hard time?

Chief, hold on to your pants.

The third brother is here!

You don't get it, Mikhail. He is Chief Bhope.

-Chief... who? -Chief Bhope!

You should leave.

I'm Chief Tope!

Chief Tope, Chief Bhope...

Chief Bhope Chief Tope...

Bhope Tope Chief Tope Bhope Chief...

Bhope Tope Boom!

The stuff has been sold, Chief Bhope.

So, kindly leave.

-You don't get it Mikhail. -No.

He gets everything!

-Chief Tope, this way. -Watch it.

You're a great man.

I bow down to the dude of this century!

Why don't you have a seat? Please sit.

A burger... quick!

We are two brothers

Identical twins

That's why

We look the same

Brother?

You are great, brother!

He doesn't stammer while singing.

Go on.

Listen, he--

Keep singing.

He's an asshole

A bloody scoundrel

He does the deed

And I pay the price

Always been so.

If each of your fingers

Is worth a crore

Then five fingers

Would be worth how much more?

-How much? -Five--

-Both? -Ten--

Ten.

With your ten excuses you stole my heart away

Asshole!

Wait!

There is cocaine worth ten crores in the guitar.

If we don't get it back, we are dead.

And so are you!

That's my Br-- brother.

That's Cha-- Charlie's photo.

I'm Gu-- Guddu.

Chief Tope, here's your burger!

What deal were you talking about?

None of your business.

Alright.

At least tell me it's worth.

I haven't plucked your stuff yet, Chief Bhope.

How can I sell it?

Will this chili do?

-Or should I pluck the real one out? -The phone is working now.

-Mikhail, wait outside. I'll join you. -Why are you winking at me?

Why should I leave?

They should be the ones leaving.

Chief Bhope, it's time you and your circus troupe left.

Circus troupe?

Or I may have to stuff the chili.

-As in? -You know what we do...

when a horse refuses to run?

We stuff the chili up the horse!

The way it takes off then!

Later on...

to catch up with it...

-the jockey sticks two up his own. -Two?

Chief Tope, our way of dealing with...

laggards is a little different.

We don't try to make them run.

We just blow them off.

Call him!

Your cell.

Call now!

I know he's inside. Please let me meet him.

It's not allowed. The interrogation is still on.

Why not? What's his crime?

We'll drop him home after the interrogation.

-I'll report this to the media. -Okay.

-Remember the Rehman-Ur-Rehman case? -Very well.

-The Police Commissioner got transferred! -Like I care!

I'll make sure you lose your job!

Go and do as you wish!

I'm not going anywhere!

Arrest me as well.

Patil! Send Inspector Manju over here.

Fine, we'll arrest you as well.

My husband is in there, let me go.

Stop her! Stop her!

I swear I don't have it.

I beg you to let him go.

We got married just an hour ago.

-Stop crying. -Please, sir. Let him go.

Yes, Charlie is with me.

She's my sister.

Treat her respectfully.

Go and prepare the Nagpal Case report.

-But Sir-- -Get going.

The thing is, we're in a war like situation.

And your brother is on the enemies' side.

The cocaine belongs to the government, belongs to us...

and he has stolen that.

Mr. Sharma, by this time tomorrow you'll be in Barabanki.

Mumbai police. Everyone out.

-This way please. -All of you get down.

-Please it is a police operation... -Ma'am, you too.

Out... everyone.

Please cooperate with us.

Now you'll be free of Bhope's clutches.

-Please have a seat. -Thank you.

Finally!

Please eat something.

You haven't eaten a thing since last night.

Don't vent your anger on this poor burger.

You wouldn't even look at me.

Do you remember?

If I didn't pretend to stammer...

you wouldn't have spoken to me.

Stuck in your own shell...

aloof from the rest of the world.

I left everything behind for you.

And all those things you said to me!

Please forgive me.

If it weren't for you...

I wouldn't have gone for the speech therapy.

See...

I don't get stuck on "S" anymore.

I agree I'm a psy--

Psycho!

No, a psycho's husband.

Yes?

Move aside.

Damn it! Answer the phone.

Where are you?

We had agreed on five people. I can see six.

So, shoot one down. Where are you?

Behind you.

The exchange will happen in our compartment...

at the next stop.

-Where's Charlie? -Charlie.

Charlie.

Don't do this.

Killing me won't help you.

And keeping you alive will?

I'll give you one crore rupees.

One and half.

Two. Two and half, Chief.

You lisping jerk!

Had you told me about your deal then...

I could've let you go.

It was about your life.

Now screw yourself.

If you ever talk to me like that again, I'll kill myself. I swear!

Never again.

I swear on our little girl.

Not a girl, a boy!

Girl.

Boy.

-A girl! -No, a boy!

Get up you two.

-Are we there already? -Is this VT station?

Yes, this is your last stop. Come on.

What's the problem?

Five crores, Chief.

Brother.

Six crores, Chief.

-Take him away. -Come.

Chief, six.

It's Thomson and Thompson!

Hey, why did you come here?

Don't shoot her.

Hey, he's got Sweety. Don't move.

-What did you say? -I'll kill you!

Pull the chain! Now!

Where is it?

Where have you hidden the guitar?

Spit it out!

Spit it out!

Greetings, sir!

Greetings, sir!

We are stuck at Panvel for the last two hours.

It's been pouring here.

I'm not lying, Afghanibhai.

All the roads are blocked! Taxi, bus, nothing's running.

-Tell me when! -It's not possible!

It's not possible. It could take hours.

We haven't slept at all.

Shall I sing a lullaby?

Tell me, should I?

Tell him to call once he reaches the jetty.

Listen carefully...

call as soon as you reach Mumbai.

One...

two...

Three... four... five... six...

seven... eight... nine... ten!

Go on shoot!

Can't do it, can you?

Our lives are trapped in that guitar case.

Once you lay your hands on it...

you'll shoot me without blinking.

Lower your gun and...

call your boss.

Now!

You want to talk to the boss? Bastard!

The car is stuck. Can you take a look?

"Call the boss!" Is this a bloody movie?

Come back now... little more.

Move forward now.

-Accelerate. -Tell me when.

Put it in reverse now.

Keep going.

Keep going.

Brother! What happened?

You're shot! How did this happen? Brother!

Brother, sorry.

I am really sorry, brother.

I didn't see you. I wasn't paying attention.

Brother, I'm sorry.

Brother, let's get you up. Please.

Brother, try getting up.

Brother!

Auntie, take grandma inside.

Take Sweety as well.

Sweety, come.

-Come inside. -No, I won't.

I'll sit right here...

with my husband.

Shameless fool!

Putting me through this hell.

What are you staring at? Lower your eyes.

Is this your culture?

To lure innocent girls and screw them!

When did you arrive here?

-Here in Bombay? -Mumbai!

I was born here.

But father came to...

Bombay in 1984.

Mumbai.

It was called Bombay back then.

Bastard! It was Mumbai then and it is Mumbai now!

You bloody migrants...

are chewing the city hollow like termites.

The city is bursting at its seams...

and you people swarm in like flies...

to rob our share of the pie!

My father used to say that...

we are like sugar added to milk.

If we leave, the milk won't lessen but...

will turn bland.

How thoughtful! Chief has diabetes anyway.

What do we do with him?

Look...

I understand your love for each other.

I got a vibe in the train.

But if my sister marries a migrant...

I'll be crucified!

My grave will be dug.

Not only will I lose my reputation...

but my election fund as well.

The builder is paying me to get his son and Sweety married.

Five crores!

Can you imagine how much that is?

There is cocaine worth ten crores in the guitar.

How much?

Five whopping crores!

If I give you ten...

will you sell her to me?

Ten crores!

I can take it all if I want.

But all I want is ten lakhs.

What is your name?

Anything you want to call me.

Do you know who I am?

No, but I know you're badly screwed.

You don't have a choice.

I'll dig you out from your grave.

-Tell him! -Mr. Charlie--

Son of a bitch!

You guys start jerking off in my absence!

-Tell me! -Chief, we were--

Chief! Chief!

We've convinced Grandma.

Brother-in-law, can you believe it?

It wasn't easy getting her around.

She can be quite fickle...

so we've got to act quickly.

Go, get the guitar.

We'll take care of the wedding.

Start the arrangements right away...

contact the caterer...

and go ask grandma to make sweets.

We're having a feast tonight!

Get going.

Go.

You should get going.

What about the election now?

What about it?

I'll join the party that backs your lot.

Brother-in-law...

politics is a business.

Power and family. That's all that matters.

Are you done digging my grave?

I'm reporting from the coffin.

You can have your ten lakhs.

Deal. Take down the address.

I've sent the address and plan.

With whom?

Should be on their way.

Chief Tope!

He is sleeping like a baby.

Let's look for the guitar, brother-in-law.

Daddy!

-Found the guitar? -We're looking for it. We'll get it.

Beware! The lisper is with the cops.

-They'll come around sniffing. -Alright.

As soon as you find the stuff...

-shoot him. -Sure.

Got it?

What if we don't find it?

Then get your mom hooked up with him!

Why drag my poor mom into this?

-Hail Maharashtra! -Hail Maharashtra!

Hail Maharashtra!

What are you doing here?

Listening.

Listening to what?

How about a chocolate?

No, I want a car.

Oh, my! A car?

Keep this.

Uncle! This won't even get me a bicycle.

Is this good enough?

Remember, you heard nothing! Understood?

You shit-face!

You aren't dead yet?

Now what do you want?

You're alright?

The police let you go?

Are you disappointed to see me alive?

Asshole!

You almost sacrificed me for the girl.

Get lost!

We got married last night.

So? You want a wedding gift?

I need a loan.

Did the sun rise from the west today?

Will my filthy money be...

good for you?

I don't want money.

I want the guitar.

Come again?

I'll gouge your eyes out, if you even look at it.

Sweety's life depends on it.

So?

I'm not responsible.

I will repay every penny.

Wasn't I dead for you?

Asshole!

Remember, what you swore on dad's pyre?

"I don't want to see your face ever again."

Did you forget that?

Stop blaming yourself!

Bury the ghosts of the past, brother.

Forgive yourself.

Whose ghosts?

Forgive myself for what?

Even if you got the money on time...

dad would've killed himself.

Neither of us are responsible for his death.

But we are responsible for our own lives.

Let me go or it'll be too late.

Life is offering you a second chance.

Don't walk away from the right path.

I swear I'll shoot.

There was a time...

when we were inseparable.

Daddy!

We were so happy.

He was both a mother and father to us.

He was our hero.

He wasn't a thief.

What made him steal the watch...

and for whom...

was beyond our understanding.

Nothing less than five thousand.

I've spoken with the boss. Go get it.

We'll let your father go.

They've asked for five, I have three.

How?

-Where is it? -It's in the watch tower.

Stay with father. I'll be back with the whole amount.

By the time I returned with the money...

father had committed suicide.

And with his death...

we were no more brothers.

Open your mouth.

Daddy!

Leave a message after the beep.

Hail Maharashtra, Hail India!

Charlie, this is Inspector Lele.

We've arranged for your ten lakhs.

Sir, where do we meet?

Please call back as soon as you get the message.

Now can you call for a doctor?

He'll bleed to death.

Kiddo...

-Try again. -Sir?

Call!

And if he doesn't answer...

shoot yourself.

Leave a message after the beep.

Hail Maharashtra, Hail India!

Forgive me, brother.

Now do I get another chance?

Brother.

The department suspects these two...

are working for the underworld.

What can life do

Now that I have fallen into its lot

With my incessant complaints

Day in and day out

Day in and day out

My desires are mean

Mean are my dreams too

A little rapport I had struck with the heart

That monsieur too turned out to be mean

What can life do

Now that I have fallen into its lot

With my incessant complaints

Day in and day out

Sweety, have you lost it?

Guddu must be on his way back.

Put the gun down, Sweety.

You're a swine!

I know what you told Ganesh over the phone.

You're misunderstanding me. I swear!

Go on.

Go, get her!

We'll be able to hear each other.

Don't do anything, until I instruct you.

Remember...

we have to catch Bhope red handed.

-I'll kill you... -You'll kill me?

Go ahead!

You were this little when mother passed away.

Just like a small kitten.

Shoot me and then you can leave.

Let's see what you've got.

Go.

-Guddu. -Go now.

So...

should I blow up his skull?

Lower the gun!

Afghani, stay with the Africans.

Grandpa! Where is Bhope?

He's in the courtyard. He's screwed big time.

Lower the gun. Please!

Why don't you tell her to lower the gun?

-Let me be. -He's saying.

Lower the gun, Sweety.

Hand over the guitar, quickly!

Hand over the guitar, quickly!

-The stuff. -Screw the stuff!

Talk some sense into her!

Lower the gun, Sweety.

I'm absolutely fine.

Oh gosh!

You'll shoot me?

You actually shot me?

How dare you?

Get lost!

How dare you?

Chief! Chief!

Chief, stop!

Relax, Bhope. Take it easy.

Who the hell are you?

Bhope... we've got guns as well.

Big ones!

But who wants a war?

Who the hell are you?

I don't believe this! You're alive.

You guys...

move the guitar. Move it!

Tashi! A tiger in a mousetrap.

-Call headquarters for reinforcements. -Copy, sir.

You have taken the stuff.

How do you plan to sell it and to whom?

Ultimately the guitar will come back to me.

Really?

How much shall I pay for your charity fund?

Ten crores in cash.

In Dollars or Euros?

This is the Anti-Narcotics Cell of the Mumbai police!

Surrender your guns!

Don't move or I'll shoot!

I'll kill your spy.

If he is hurt, nobody will be spared.

Surrender yourselves! You have no option.

You don't have any option. Surrender your guns.

Hold on! Sir, there is an option.

Hey Pele! Tell him.

-I'm Lele, not Pele! -Whatever! Come here.

Tell the Inspector, he will get 33%.

Prateek, it's me Inspector Lele.

What you doing up there? Come down.

The stuff is worth ten crores.

3,33,33,333.33 all ours!

-All yours! -Lobo is dead. We can have his share.

Come down.

-What the hell is this? -Shut up, Cajetan!

Tashi, he is right!

Shut the hell up!

Or you can shoot!

-Shoot? -Go on, shoot!

Shoot and I'll burn the stuff!

Hold your fire!

Charlie boy... great job!

Now come down.

You knucklehead!

I didn't risk it all for the money.

I did it for this stupid Romeo!

He doesn't know this world is a bitch...

and how rotten you dogs really are!

Let him go!

Her as well.

Leave.

Take your Juliet along and run!

And you?

You'll kill me with all your love.

Get moving!

At least for the baby's sake.

Guddu, move it!

Go.

Charlie, come down.

Come down.

Come down with the guitar!

Drop your gun!

Hey, Pakya!

Who is it?

Who is it?

Brother.

This path that you bargained for

Will stay deserted

The noose of life

Does never snap

This path that you bargained for

Will stay deserted

Who walk the edge of swords

The noose snared around your neck

The color of blood

However sanguine

The noose of life does never snap

The sliver of time between

Two breaths is too fine

Life is offering you a second chance. Don't walk away from the right path.

Don't walk away from the right path

My past sneaks into the future

And robs it off all hope

Rivers of blood never Find themselves an ocean

I told you, you'd have twins!

If you bet against me, you'll always lose.

Now tell me...

whom do they look like?

No more bookings! We're done for the day!

One diamond adorns her finger...

while she is a gem herself!

Sophia is her name and...

she doesn't pronounce "S" as "F."

I don't even have clothes to wear.

It's alright. I prefer you without clothes.