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Hi guys, welcome, welcome, welcome. We are live right now. It is 8 .50 and we

are live from Art Andres.

Literally undressed. I'm not kidding.

But this is Stormer Commerce building, of course. We've been here so many

And it's Fritz's party. So you guys know the full moon and how we always cover

them and we love them.

Okay, this is one of his parties, but he's been planning this. It's actually a

festival. It's been on for three days.

I'm hoping that he's going to do this every year. It's great.

You know, it's actually in a very nice area. This is the parking lot, and then

we're going to go inside.

We're going to start with the most interesting thing that's going on right

which is somebody actually painting with his...

Venus, yeah, that's just how I'm going to say it.

You're going

next,

right? No.

She's running away from it.

All right.

Don't move. You got to stay right there, okay?

How you doing?

Awesome. Is this the first time that you're getting painted by a male?

Picasso, Picasso, yeah.

A Picasso?

A Picasso is that. They're calling you a Picasso. I guess from the bottom down,

you know?

Are you comfortable?

Yeah, he's awesome. He's so good.

There's no, like, sexual thoughts here, you know?

Everything's so, like, natural. It's just art, and that's the way of looking

the body, right? He rose in between his balls and his ass crack.

You really took a look at that, didn't you? Yeah.

That was amazing, man. I haven't seen that yet.

That's it.

Wait, so he paints with his butt?

Yeah. Look at his butt cheeks.

I thought it was just the front. Okay, okay.

So are you taking this home?

Yeah, hell yeah.

Are you going to tell your friends and family members how they painted it?

Absolutely. It's on our wall, for sure.

Art for the wall. We got it now.

It's unique.

I've never seen it, so I think it's cool. I just hope it doesn't smell like

when we put it up. I think there's enough paint there, and I think he's

precautious about getting anything, so I think we're good.

It's non -toxic paint, so it's good.

As long as it doesn't wash off your painting.

If it washes off him, we're good, right?

Exactly. Are you from Miami?

Yeah, yeah, right here. Out of Miami TV?

Wait, don't move.

Freeze. You're going to mess him up.

Man,

he's getting, like, detailed now.

I don't want to interrupt him while he's doing it.

I'm going to interrupt you, all right? So when you're done, I'm coming back to

you. How are you guys?

Good, how are you? Where are you from?

I'm originally from Latvia.

Okay. But I live in Fort Lauderdale now.

Oh, you moved, so USA now.

Yeah, that's it. Moved down to Miami Beach, managed like 20 years ago from

Connecticut, but now I live in Fort Lauderdale Beach.

Nice, nice place. So what do you think? I mean, first time? I think he's got to

be a hell of an artist to see what he can do with a paintbrush.

I think you're right, because it must be a little bit more difficult to handle.

I have an art background.

I used to paint a lot.

You've never tried that? I used to be in a hospital after one painting.

Right? It probably hurts, right? Because, I mean, the canvas is... I've

tried it.

I'm going to ask him that now that you mentioned it. The canvas is hard.

You know, it's rough, right?

Like frigid? I don't get it. I'm amazed.

We better have a good medical plan. I didn't even think about that.

Where's the lubricant?

Now we're getting ahead of ourselves.

We're going to ask them and find out all about it. All right. Are you guys

enjoying yourselves?

Yeah, very much so. It's different, right? It's a different vibe, different

environment. You're comfortable with it?

We're great with it. Amazing. All right. You guys enjoy your night. Thank you so

much. You too. Bye -bye.

Are you going up next?

I'm thinking about it. Why are you thinking about it so much?

I don't know.

I guess you do have to sit there for a while, so that must be a pain in the

butt. I'm enjoying my view right here.

I'm having a good time here watching it.

Oh, wait, wait. Now he's doing the last touch -ups.

We're getting the whole thing.

Somebody just said, I wonder how that's left at the end. It must hurt. I

don't think. so. I don't think so. I think it's a cross going down.

That's what I was saying. It's rough.

Yeah, like, it should hurt, no?

I don't think so. Well, maybe he's so used to it, you know, like our body gets

used to everything, so maybe he's doing it for so long. That could be it, too.

That's bad, though, because then what do you feel inside?

Okay,

our mind is going another way. I'm so sorry. We'll take that back now.

I'm going to ask him that, too. You know, we're very blunt when it comes to

questions, so we've got to know the truth.

We're women.

We're always curious.

That's our sin, right? I know, right? We always get in trouble. It's like

curiosity to kill the cat.

Killed women, too.

All right.

He's almost done, so I'm going to him. Let's go over there. Thank you, ladies.

Have fun tonight, all right?

Hi, guys.

Hi, Maria.

I love that you're enjoying each other in this beautiful Miami weather.

And you have a pretty interesting view.

She speaks for me. Spanish?

Do you speak Spanish better? Or do you want her to speak and that's it? Because

I speak.

Ah, because you're Argentinian.

Well, do you speak Spanish?

No. Okay, so now I'm just like, okay, so what do you think? Different event,

different society, I mean, everything.

You got to be comfortable, you know? What do you think?

Very unique, very interesting, a lot of good things.

Did you guys go inside and everything? Yes.

All right, enjoy your night. Thank you so much. Thank you. Enjoy.

Bye. Don't be so sociable next time.

Thank you.

Gracias. I'm like, don't be so sociable the next time.

How are you doing?

Good, excellent.

I love that. Wait, wait, what are they called?

Kilt. Kilt, kilt. I always forget. I used to wear them when I was a kid. I

always tell you guys. Do you know how to Scottish dance?

No. I can teach you, you know. Can you? Yeah, I know how to Scottish dance, but

I'm not going to do that now. How about him?

I don't think he can dance.

How you doing? Good, how's it going? So, are you wearing a kilt just for fun,

or? No, I normally just wear it. Just for the hell of it. I've got two, he has

seven of them, so. Just because you like it? Yeah, exactly.

And it's very hot in Miami, so that must feel better than pants, right? So,

yeah, and it's a great show to wear a kilt, so. That's very true. We're

undressed, so. Well, it could be a little higher.

Well, no, because.

Not above the knee, okay?

You're lacking, so.

You're above the knee, you're lacking, so, you know. Too much?

Well, no, you have to keep tradition, you know, so it's going good. Cheers.

So what do you guys think? What's the most interesting thing that you've seen

far? We've just gotten this far. We still have to go inside. The aerial

were really, really cool. So the guy that hangs from the red silks on

the train over there. Okay, so that's inside.

It's right out here.

Miss it, yeah. Like the soleil? Mm -hmm. If you've ever seen the guy that runs

around in the red silks hanging from the ceiling, yeah, he was doing that over

there. It was really, really good. That's a little dangerous, though.

yeah, it was all sorts of really good stuff. You guys are probably, like, a

little bit. There were a couple of times. A couple of times? Yeah. Well,

God everything went okay. All right, guys, have an amazing night. You look

great, so have fun.

It's getting really hot. I thought it was going to be cold tonight. It's

hotter than I thought.

It's still going.

How are you? I'm fine.

I speak English also and Dutch and German and French and Italian. You're

above me. I lost you at Spanish.

Where are you guys from?

The Netherlands.

Okay, you too?

Yeah, but I live here. So you're visiting.

Oh, you live here. You live here.

Yeah. First time you see something like this or?

I've seen something like this on television a long time. Never live,

never live. So I wanted to make it. So what's your thoughts?

Must hurt.

It must hurt.

I mean, it's been like an hour, you know.

Oh, yeah, that is much.

He's a pro, though.

Yeah, a pro in what? In painting, yeah.

Well, I'm a... Story to tell your

clients. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, get this painting. It was painted by a very

special male part.

Yeah.

It's fun.

You're considering it, right? It's...

Not for our gallery, but it's fun. It's fun. It's fun. It's different, you know?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you think? What are you from?

Miami TV.

Say hi.

Hi.

What do I think? Yeah, it must be getting itchy, but I think it's kind of

You're getting into the details. He does a good job, though.

I hope it's water -based and not oil -based, because it will hurt your clean.

Well, I think he mentioned that it was safe.

Yeah. It must be water -based. Will that come off the canvas? No.

Base.

You have to use... You don't put any water on the painting.

Oh, yeah, but that's... Yeah.

You'll be without a painting anymore.

I'm going to make a picture. I'm going to make a picture of you, too.

Sure. Go for it.

All right. Thank you so much. Enjoy your evening. Thank you.

Bye -bye.

You guys are looking with a lot of attention.

What do you think?

We're thinking how long is it going to be until we can get our picture. You

to go next?

We're going to go. Yeah, we're going to do it.

I think you're probably next because they were like debating on whether to do

or not.

I think you've got to sit there for a while.

Something that you could talk about forever and how it was done and how

it is. We're actually just talking about who gets to keep the painting.

I guess one can keep the painting, one can keep the DVD.

He gives you a DVD?

He gives you a DVD?

Yeah. Yeah, that's pretty... Oh, look.

Is that the signature?

Okay,

that must really hurt.

That was... Eso sí que duele. Eso ya... Y ahí lo grabé otra vez. No, no, no.

Perfecto!

Was that the shoulders?

Ya no entendí esa parte.

I'm lost.

I don't understand this part.

Why am I suffering for him?

It's just like a really rough surface, you know?

Aren't there staples in there?

Yeah, everything that you don't want your skin to touch.

Oh, he's getting the whole thing. Look.

Fantastic. Está fantástico. No, get your eyes off of me because this is

something that you're only going to see once.

He missed a little spot. You're so mean.

She's enjoying this. Ella está disfrutando esto. Every bit of it.

Every bit of it.

And I love it. It's the best part of the show.

He has, like, a little, like, umph to it, you know? I'm, like, his biggest fan

right now.

Awesome.

We always almost... A ver, ya, ya están los detalles

finales, eh.

Qué bárbaro.

Let's go with Perego, meanwhile.

How you doing?

You guys remember Perego, right? From TSL. He's the one that got me naked and

painted.

Wearing our dress. It's hard to do.

It's hard.

So difficult.

He had to beg me to do it. I was like, yes, let's go.

So I see that you've been painting.

Oh, yeah.

Years of work. Well, yeah, this is my regular ensemble.

But, yeah, I've been doing a body impression workshop where couples, I've

going in there and having a ball and painting each other and making art. No

one's in there. No one's in there.

You got to go back there? Well, where else are you going to do it? I mean,

like private.

They paint each other. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't see anybody painting, painted.

No.

to see someone come out, you know, with all... It looked like a mess, right?

Actually, no. The last one, the last one, the girl was an artist. You know

they were doing? Yeah, yeah. It was really good.

So where's your work of art going on? I've been waiting for you.

No, you haven't.

Where's your models at?

No, well, I mean, after she does her thing, we're going to do our thing.

But it's going to be a secret.

We're going to do our thing. No one else is going to... No one else is going to

know. So it is 9 .03.

What time do you think you do something?

We still have a lot to go around, and we'll see.

Out here, it's not cold, so we're good. We're doing it on stage.

We're going to be on stage.

And what's going to go on is like, I'm going to be up there, I'm going to go up

there, I'm going to say, I want a person, a volunteer to come up. I need

the hottest girl here. All of a sudden, the lights are going to go on, and you,

and you're going to come up on stage. What a liar.

And now I'm going to paint you.

You know what I didn't realize?

You're going to ruin another one of my skirts.

You know, Jenny, I'm sorry to interrupt your interview here. Of course he does.

You ruin every skirt I wear, you know that?

I'm glad that I'm nervous. Use something waterproof so I can, like, wash it off.

But they don't look like this. That's awesome, though. I mean, come on, look

this. No, that's what she said. If she ends up looking like that, well, every

time she's around me. We need to paint you tonight, I think, is what it is.

It was a secret until you said it.

Well, you know. You just ruined our surprise.

Good. Then let's bring it out in the open. There's nothing better than

it out in the open and just make it happen.

Yes, I'll know some McCormick, of course, in this building. So I like what

you've done. Obviously, you have everything covered. I'm sure that was a

regulation by the city.

This is all Fritz from. He did all that?

Yes, yes. I'm just the venue here this evening. So welcome.

So what do you think? I get to enjoy for once.

I see. You know, you're just kind of hanging around. So what do you think?

I think this is amazing. Let me tell you, Fritz has been curating the best

artists in nude art. Not erotic art, but nude art.

There's nothing similar.

It's enjoying the human body, you know?

It's natural. That's how we're all born.

It's not a big deal.

It depends on how you look at it.

Exactly, exactly.

It's on our mind. I just stole his jacket, so thank you very much. That was

jacket? My jacket. He was trying to be slick.

Why does it fit him so well?

All right, so we're going to go around. We'll see you in 45 minutes. Sounds

good? Okay, awesome.

Also, a bunch of stuff here in Miami, so go ahead and give us a little feedback.

Why are you just staying for the weekend?

Well, I'm going to be here for Basel.

The exact location and dates are still being figured out. I'm going to be doing

shows every night.

And I would like to invite you to be part of one if you would like.

We're out and about in Argentina.

Oh, really? Oh, you're going to be out?

We're going to be in Argentina.

But we'll see, we'll see. You'll be there in spirit.

I'll do a painting of you while you're not there.

I can appear.

Totally appear.

He's like, wait, I don't want that. Hold on.

All right. Oh, he's done. Okay, I got to go talk. Thank you so much. We'll see

you in a little bit. He's awesome.

I don't want him to start yet, though. Thank you. Bye -bye.

Before he starts.

So then I don't want you laughing and him getting the face all, you know.

How are you? Good. Clean away. Clean away.

No, no, no.

I was going to say the oil, but she just smacked my head.

You're not putting any alcohol, any oil, anything just so it doesn't hurt?

Yeah. What is that? That's Vaseline, petroleum jelly.

Okay. So a lot of the girls you know are wondering a lot of things. First of

all, what's your name?

Tim. Tim. And everybody's saying that you're a real artist. You are.

Well, yeah. One thing is painting with your hands. Another thing is painting

with every part of your body. Yeah. So it takes skills.

It took me two years of practice.

I like how you took it out. I'm just lubing up. I'm just lubing up.

Okay,

so women have questions. One of the questions is, doesn't it hurt because

painting on a rigid surface?

I make very smooth canvas. Yeah, very smooth canvas. So you handpicked it?

Now, how many hours have you been doing this?

Ten years.

Ten years. But how many hours today?

Ten hours. It must be a little red, no?

Not really.

I love it because the girls are going and the men are going.

That's a double.

Can we buy like a trash can?

Was that your signature what you do with your butt?

Yeah, well, I just put my signature. I always do the fill in the background.

It's quicker.

One more question.

Why did you decide?

To start painting with your penis.

There's got to be something.

I'm just a bit of an exhibitionist, I guess.

You're honest.

You're honest. I respect that. I tried it and I could just about do it very

badly, but I googled it and there was no one else doing it, so I thought, fuck.

You googled penis painting?

Yeah.

Nothing came up. I was surprised.

Nothing came up.

Where are you from?

Australia. Australia. So in Australia, I'm sure this will be...

Accepted or no?

Oh, yeah.

Sorry?

They're open in Australia?

They're open, very open, yeah.

Well, I respect the fact that you say that you might be a little bit of an

exhibitionist, but at the same time, you are promoting a way that the body is

just a body, so it's art.

Everyone's got a penis.

So just make sure you don't tell anybody that you're an exhibitionist, okay?

Okay. That's a secret between us, because for us, you're an artist.

Thank you. That's what you want. I think so. What you got going on in here that

you like, that's your thing. Yeah, I'm an artist with no bullshit.

I like that. All right. Thank you so much. Have fun.

All right.

Oh, now you got two to paint.

How you doing? Are you excited?

First time?

Excited, yeah.

You've been waiting for a while?

Yeah, I have.

Is this your first time that you're getting painted by a naked man?

Yes, I have.

Okay, well.

So he said that it doesn't hurt because the canvas is smooth.

That's something that everybody was wondering.

Am

I

tearing? Because, I mean... So we're live right now on Miami

TV. Do you speak English or Spanish?

Both. Both, because you look Latin, but, you know, sometimes I speak Spanish to

people, and they're like, why are you talking to me in Spanish?

Cuban born American raised. Yeah, you look like a Cuban.

Cubano con el cigarro en la mano encima. Bueno, eso fue demasiado, ¿no?

No, no, no, se la comió.

No, no, no, digo, ¿no te gustó que se limpiaste?

Bueno, vaya a él. Tiene que ser higiénico.

Seguro.

Bueno, ¿qué opinas, a ver, de la perspectiva de un hombre? Porque hasta

todas las mujeres han hablado.

Si tuviera el talento de él.

I think so.

I think so.

So, ¿por qué no?

Y que no sea, digamos, morboso, está todo bien, ¿no? Porque es natural.

De lo más bien. ¿Por qué no? Bueno, saluda a la cámara de Miami TV.

Bye. I love you.

Thank you. Have a good night. Gracias.

All right, guys.

Hello, hello.

What are you eating? Hello to you, too.

Hi, Pop.

That's a little burned, don't you think?

No, it's good. Very good. Well done. Digo, digo, da un poquito cocina, un

poquito quemadito, ¿no? Well done.

Where are you from?

Right here, Miami.

Miami. Miami?

Is he with you?

I'm guessing because I'm like, I don't think anybody will just be right next to

you. Where are you from? Oh, wait, wait. Turn around, turn around.

I'm from Uruguay. Where are you from?

I'm from Uruguay.

Beautiful. Do you know where that is?

Of course I do.

A lot of people don't know where that is.

Do you know where Uruguay is?

I'm happy then.

So Miami TV, we're live right now.

So I'm pretty much just covering art undressed. Are you guys good with it?

you comfortable?

Cool? Yeah.

Would you get a painting?

It's interesting.

You get bored by sitting there, maybe?

We just walked in, so I have to really see what everything is.

Oh, what is he doing? Lubricating the painting? We didn't see that part.

That's right. Move it up. I get bored with that, but I wouldn't get bored with

that.

That's why I was, you know, fast and all together.

But I would never get bored with that.

How are you?

Good in you.

What do you think?

Pretty amazing.

I think you'll get used to it after a while. Just stay in here for a little

and it'll be cool.

I guess so.

Now I'm looking forward to see the other side.

The other side of him?

No, the other side of you. Oh, okay, okay. All right, here. You can see the

other side of me.

All right, guys. Thank you so much. Have fun tonight.

Gracias.

That would be actually fun to paint a picture.

All right, I think we're having something going on on the stage.

Are you guys getting naked painted?

No. I like the way you said it.

You thought about it, but you really meant no.

All right, have fun tonight.

I'll find you to my place.

Okay, where are we? It's over there. Let's go.

I'm so by that.

Tell it to my viewers.

I think you guys would want that. A little mini jetty in your home. For

That's insane.

Remember, we talked about it once in a studio show about a printer. We talked

about people that didn't have, they were missing arms, for example, or hands.

Sorry, not arms, hands.

And students started working and working, and they came out with a 3D

So these kids would have hands, and they actually do little mini models of you.

So they scan you at 360, and then you have a mini Jenny.

I'm like, I would so want to do that. So you guys have a mini Jenny at home.

Yeah, it's insane. It's completely new with the technology.

I mean, I asked him.

What's more popular, an image of somebody else in your house or an image

yourself? And it's like, no, everybody likes an image of themselves.

Where are you?

I'm here.

I want to see how precise it is.

That's not bad. You want to see how precise it is? Look at there.

I

have

to scan from afar.

This reminds me of like the e -carpet, you know.

Okay. How you doing?

Hi, good.

I can't not move. It's just in my blood. Okay.

I'm freezing. I can talk?

Can I talk?

You cannot talk. You cannot talk.

You can talk. You can talk.

Okay, hold on.

No, I'm kidding.

Okay, I'm spinning now.

Slowly, I'm spinning.

I wonder if it's just going to be my top or the whole body.

Look at the camera over there.

How many times are you going to film, God damn it?

Okay.

Just ten minutes,

that's it?

So how does it work? I want to see how it works.

Show me how it works.

So what he was recording came out.

Oh, no, no, no, that's a video. Okay, okay, okay.

So what this is doing, it's melting the plastic, this plastic filament right

here, and it's going layer by layer, as you see there. This is building on this

mold.

You put a mold? No.

It's just a plastic, just... They designed the mold.

No lo toques, me vas a arruinar.

Me vas a sacar gorda.

O sea que se diseña el molde, se diseña todo. Y lo hiciste completo o lo hiciste

de mitad para arriba? De mitad para arriba, yeah.

No, but it's not worth it. It had to be his signature, you know.

So if

you want the whole body, I guess, in the

studio, they have more room.

Okay, so it's easy to do it. So we're going to see 10 minutes, not bad. And

is this? What are you showing here?

They're already finished.

They printed it. We're doing the same thing as this.

And this is just finished like 20 minutes ago.

So is that the color that it comes out? Yeah, that's a glowing in the dark blue.

So you can choose any color you want. So you can choose the color or you can

choose your own color, like the color that you're wearing? Yeah.

One click, 3D print.

One click, okay, I see it. One click, 3D print. Yeah.

Sorry, your Cuban accent is coming out. Where are you from?

Venezuela. Venezuela, nothing to do with it. I say Cubano. It's because everyone

here is Cubano. No, nothing to do with it. They say it in Venezuela, but I

didn't understand it. But well, one click, 3D print.

¿Qué pasa? ¿Los tienen que contactar? ¿Tienen que ir al estudio?

¿Cómo funciona?

Sí, nos contactan, van al estudio, en el estudio hacen su scan y en cuestión de

horas, seis horas, ya tienen su figurín. ¿Y de dónde empiezan los precios? Vamos

a ponerle del más chiquitito al más grande.

De 100 dólares hasta 275, que sería lo más grande.

No está mal, o sea, del más chiquitito a 100 dólares.

O sea, para el más grandote, ¿no les parece? ¿No es tanta la diferencia?

A full color.

En un solo color los precios bajan un poco más.

Claro, sí. Por el material.

¿Y cuál es el más grande? ¿De qué tamaño estamos hablando?

Este que está ahí. Este es el más grande que estamos hablando.

¿Qué te he dicho? Siete pulgadas. So seven inches is the tallest one. So $100

from the smallest until $250. That's actually not bad. And you have a little

mini me, you know, hanging out. We're going to put one in our studios.

All right, guys. Thank you so much. We'll be back in ten minutes or later,

depending. What time are you leaving?

Whenever it closes.

Whenever it closes. Okay, so we'll be here on time. Thank you.

Gracias. Bueno, ya volvemos. Gracias.

I think that's awesome, you know, the fact that you can have an image of

yourself in your home, you know, just kind of like hanging out.

We're going.

Hey, where are we going?

Okay. All right, come on.

I don't know what's going on, but there's a lot of people sitting down.

Okay,

so they're painting on the floor. Okay, that's fine.

Well, can't really do much here. No podemos hacer mucho aquí, así que están

pintando en el piso, por eso todo el mundo está...

I want to see

what's

going on. It's just a girl dancing with body paint. All right, guys.

Let's go inside.

Nice breeze,

nice breeze.

And you might get a better view from here, but we're not lifting the camera

today.

All right, let's go

inside.

Let's get a little AC.

Hello.

Are you greeting people?

Are you greeting people?

Oh, no.

No, I'm here for you.

You look like you are, because you're so properly dressed and everything. You

look great, by the way.

All right, that's a little bit of AC. It's hot outside, so we get to cool off

little bit.

What is this? Where's your...

It is, it is. So what are you, is this your art?

This is my art.

This is my art.

Not bad.

A masterpiece.

How did Fritz find all these people that are here?

It's amazing.

There's so many people that do nude art.

We would have never thought, you know, you usually see one or two paintings in

galleries, but wow.

A wall of clitoris over here, I mean.

Is that yours? No.

No, no, no, no.

I cannot take credit for that wall of beauty.

We'll take a look at that later.

Okay, that's my favorite, by the way. Oh, yeah. That's just so natural. Yes,

yes.

Absolutely beautiful.

Oh, I didn't even see those. Are those yours? No. No. No, just these two. None

of this is mine.

So what are you just hanging out? No, we're about to do a visual performance.

He's actually about to be right here, going down to the next room over.

And you shall be... I'm

guessing you're moving around and stuff.

I'm going to leave you guessing.

Because you're not?

It's going to be a surprise.

I already imagined him dancing and spinning.

Well, I'll see him just for that. Thank you.

I love it.

Me encanta, me encanta.

Acá. Sí.

Oh, she's an artist.

Okay, okay, yeah, she said 20 minutes.

So, en 20 minutos vamos a tener el show ahí adentro.

A ver qué vemos por aquí. Yo quiero agarrar a los artistas porque no puede

Tenemos una pared de clítoris, por ejemplo.

O sea, para que no conoce cómo se ve, yo creo que acá puede tener todo tipo de

información, eh.

Todos los clítoris habidos por haber.

So, I want to ask, have you ever seen so many women body together at the same

time? Have I?

No, probably not.

And some are kind of strange.

Yeah? Yeah.

Like, look at that one. Fourth in, bottom row.

Kind of. Right, exactly.

I did not see that. Right?

Exactly. Well, I guess we don't really know the ages also.

But you can tell. Like, some are younger, some are older.

I mean, I've never imagined how, you know, we all know that we're all

I've never imagined how another woman's vagina would look. Right?

But now I'm getting a glimpse of it and I still remember I don't really care.

You and me both.

But wait, let me ask you. But it's interesting. Have you seen all these

all at once in one place? I have not. As well. First time.

And I'm a little bit freaked out about it.

Okay, I can accept that it's...

That's actually the generation of positive energy, of babies, of

it's great, you know.

Right, life.

Life, there you go. Pleasure.

Yeah. So I get that message. Yeah, no, it's awesome.

But I'm okay. I can see it once and I'm good.

Yeah, right? Yeah. Keep going now.

Exactly. At least we're honest.

Exactly. The guy outside was interesting.

Picasso, you had to stop by.

He was on pain, he said no.

I mean, you know, you always wonder, make sure you're okay.

It was great talking to you. Thank you so much. Have a fun night.

Bye, you too.

But it's good because for those who don't know how it looks, there you have

I would love to talk to the artist because it's very strange, but at the

time I respect him a lot because that's where life is generated, that's where

energy is generated, where the generation of life, I mean, the babies,

seems fantastic to me.

Let's see, we're asking if he goes over there or over there. Go ahead.

Okay, where are we going?

Are we going this way?

China.

Is that yours? That's my work, yeah. Oh, my God. We were just talking about you.

Come here. In Spanish?

No, in English.

Is this really yours? It is really mine, yeah. I promise you.

Maybe just some weird guy comes.

Yes. Okay.

You never know. Maybe some weird guy comes and says, these are my... What's

that? Does that prove it?

That's awesome.

He says he proves he's the artist.

So I was just talking to a lady, and I'm like, okay, what do you think? Did you

ever think you were going to see this many vaginas in one spot? She said no.

So why?

That's all I'm asking.

Well, you know, it's quite simple, actually. Not in a bad way, just

Don't think it wrong.

You know, and we all know.

Okay, okay, okay. So, you know, women have the same anxieties. But, you know,

until you know what other people look like, then what do you base your ideas

you know? So, you know, pornography seems to influence people.

I'm sure you watch a lot of that. Well, you know, I don't have to. You don't

have to. You don't have to do this? No. These are casts made from real people.

Should I take a mold from someone? You have them.

Sorry? You have them somewhere.

In my studio?

You take it home? Yeah, so all of these are real casts. I've heard about it.

I don't know. No, there was a woman, but she's like somewhere in Europe, and she

does the opposite than you. She does penises from famous people. No, that was

Cynthia Plastercaster. She was over here in the States. She was.

You're just saying to people, look, this is what normal people look like.

They're all different. Get over it. Leave it alone.

Thank you.

I was just saying, you know, it is strange to see it, but at the same time,

that's where life is created. This is, you know, that's where we all come from,

so it's not that big of a deal.

Exactly. Unless you see some weird guy that's never seen one, just like... Then

you have a problem.

Everyone's curious.

So people come and they stare and stare. And what's nice is that you can really

stare at them because...

Well, they're all different.

If people come along, it's an artwork.

How do you find them?

I'm just very charming.

You are.

Do these just hang out in your house, or do you give them to them?

They go to museums. They go to exhibitions around the place.

Different ages, right? Totally. 18 to 76.

18 to 76. So that's why we're seeing so different.

Okay. Anyone that you can point out and say this is the most interesting one?

I'll tell you what, these two here, this is interesting. This is the same woman

before and after she had an operation to a labiaplasty.

Not bad. Well, thank you so much. Thank

you so much.

Very interesting.

All right, guys, let's keep going that way. We have more pain in our veins.

Of course, but what about this artist?

Ah, well, we already have the first artist, come here, very good, very good.

Since we are going from art to art, we will not be able to do everything, but

since we have them in front, well, I was saying, I was talking to a boy and he

said, these are my paintings, but then he said, no, it was a lie, I said, ah,

well, it's fine. Because I said, this was my favorite, it seems super natural

me. Do you like it? Yes, yes, yes. Where are you from?

From Buenos Aires. From Buenos Aires. Well, look how it is. We're going to be

Buenos Aires next week.

Well, tell me a little bit about why you decided to do painting, well, nude art,

right? Photography.

I started as a digital artist and then I dedicated myself to photography.

I mean, I learned to handle the lights through the computer and then I saw it

easy through the lights and the cameras.

But what allows me to express myself the most is digital art.

This is still photography, only the back. Correct.

In this case, this is completely digital.

I don't know if the girl is super famous in the world.

What would a zebra be? This is a piece called Sexy Beast.

It's all part of a collection called Endangered Species, which are species

in danger of extinction, and they are a mixture of animals, but not...

What did you do? You took the photos here and then you added this part.

I took two photos and then I mixed them and then I added the legs and I did all

the texture of the zebra.

You had to invent this, right?

That's the only part.

Exactly. But I did a wrap, a mask, and then I put it on. Ah, you put a mask on

her? No, no, no.

With the computer.

Ah, I was going to say, what a job.

Are you going? Are you going?

I love him.

It's so cool.

Maybe we can get it from up here.

I'm guessing maybe we can get it from up here.

I'm going to ask. Hold on.

Where are you going to be? Because I want to see if I'm upstairs or

I don't want people covering us.

There it is.

And you're going to be looking that way?

This is the scene. What are you going to ask?

There's like petals on the floor.

I have a sticker.

Heaven. You are from heaven. I see that.

I love it. What are you doing today? Just hanging out or are you an artist?

Supporting my beauty.

Thank you.

Thank you.

All right, guys.

Let's go downstairs.

All right.

Slowly, slowly.

Don't run, don't run.

Okay, so I guess we're about to start, so we're going to see what's going on

over here. We got pedals on the floor, which I'm really scared about, actually,

so we'll see what happens.

How are you?

Very good.

Very good, very good. English or Spanish?

Both.

I'm curious, so I'm going to ask

I'm a very curious person, so I have to ask. You're very flexible, by the way.

How are you?

Very good.

Can you talk?

Yes. You don't have to do like a breathing... Can she talk?

Yeah, obviously she can talk, right?

So what are we doing? What are you doing?

I don't know. We are sculpting.

Are you sculpting a whole body?

With rope?

I'm sorry?

Are you sculpting her whole body with rope? No. We shape her as it comes when

start.

Only with rope? No.

Just rope.

Where's the rest of it?

You have more? Oh, you have more? Yeah, in a big bag.

I'd be scared to pull you over. You come out with this big bag of rope on your

head. I'd be pulled over, too.

What are you doing, sir?

Are you from Miami?

Yeah, born and raised.

From France, originally.

Is this what you normally do?

Normally, yeah, yeah, it's what I normally do, pretty much.

And afterwards, do you paint, or is it just for fun? No. That's my only art.

It is kind of odd. You should get a painter to work with you.

I would love to. I saw some beautiful, beautiful art here. We do, like, aerial

performance. Like, we do...

At this point here, we're just

going to do a...

stationary. So you're used to this? You've been doing this for a while?

I have, yeah.

Yeah, but you've got to capture it in like, well, you've got a lot of

photographs here and now you've got video, but like a painting, that would

really cool.

So then it's not left behind, you know? Yeah, I would.

All your hard work would be put in a painting.

So how long is it going to take? It's like sandcastles, you know?

You only use it once and then it's gone.

I see that your knots are really not, I mean, they're really professional.

You've been doing this for a while.

I've been doing this a long time.

Oh, you were a sailor.

So

she's

got to stay there until the show's over?

Yeah, when is that, Sunday night?

That's not fun. She's got to hang out there.

At least he's going to get you a drink or something, right?

My drink's over there.

Sometimes I escape.

Sometimes I try to escape.

Sometimes she escapes.

She's allowed to try to escape. You know how to take them off?

If I can. If I can, I'm allowed.

Both of your hands are going to be tied?

Yeah. She's looking at you like she trusts you, but it's like a naughty

No, because she doesn't know and she loves the mystery.

She doesn't know what I'm going to do. I don't know what I'm going to do. I'm

going to grab the next rope.

And then, you know. Cover her face.

That would be nice. No, no, no. Don't do that.

She's a beautiful face. Don't cover the face.

All right.

Hang in there.

Just hang in there. That's all I can say.

How are you?

She's not going anywhere. I know that.

Good. How are you?

Fantastic. How are you? Very good. How are you?

Good. How are you doing?

I'm trying to figure out what I'm doing. Everybody's doing something completely,

totally different.

It's like you do one step and it's like, okay, what's going on over here? So

what has been maybe the most dramatic or interesting thing that you've seen so

far?

The guy painting with his penis.

Everybody, right? Everyone's like that, right? That is the most interesting

thing. Hey, look at him. He's doing his cut. Yeah, that's cool.

Yeah, it's cool. And you see them, okay, he's tying her up, but that's nothing

like the guy painting with his penis. You're all out there. You agree?

Nothing. It's cool. Yeah, it's cool, but let's... I've heard it from women, but

men are like, eh.

Yeah, it's a woman thing. I'd rather see a woman paint with her boob, you know?

Yeah, right. Exactly. Thank you.

Thank you.

But I love the women walking around with the glitter everywhere, the silver, and

like that over there with the little pasties, and I think it's sexy. That is

awesome. We'll find out. Make sure you don't step on that. Thank you guys so

much. You're welcome. Have fun tonight.

Thank you so much. We

don't

really know what's going on there.

I ate hot wax. That's what we're doing.

Thank you.

All right, guys, a little bit of wax going on.

So we're going to go outside.

How

are

you girls?

Having fun?

Yes. You don't think it's too interesting?

You rather look at the book, so I have to ask, you know? It's a surprise for

Belarus.

Where is that? Oh, Russia.

No. Russia.

Russia. Ukraine.

Ukraine. Everybody would think that in Russia everything's so open.

No? But you've never seen...

The graph of Belarus.

So you're not surprised.

You see bodies, you see art.

Yeah, I'm not surprised.

Is that too much for you?

It's normal for me. It's absolutely normal.

All right, well, enjoy your night.

Thank you, guys. Enjoy your night.

Bueno, vamos para afuera.

Antes de que se nos vaya la hora y terminemos sin show.

Sin show, sin show, como dicen los cubanos.

We got the Christmas spirit going on a little bit. That's good.

Oh, what is this? Art undressed.

Y aquí nos quedamos clavados.

En la fila nos quedamos.

And now we're just going to be stuck in the line.

This is nice.

Esto está bonito.

Está natural. Están las piedras y es una pintura, no es una foto.

This is nice because it's a painting. It's not a photograph.

So, all right.

Ay, bueno.

Y sí.

A veces hay que empujar un poquito porque si no lo pasamos, ¿eh?

Listo. Nos vamos para afuera y nos saludamos. All right, guys. We're going

outside and then we're going to call it a night.

Oh, my God. I don't know if you realize, but there's a really, really huge truck

outside, by the way.

How are you?

Good. Fantastic.

Thank you.

So just glitter or is it paint? It's silver.

It's silver applique. It's actual silver metal. Yeah, because I'm like, it

doesn't look like paint and it's definitely not glitter.

Yeah. It's very nice. Stunning. She is. Did you do this?

No, I did not. No. It looks really nice. Does it feel sticky or?

No, it just feels warm, actually.

Are you wearing clothes?

Am I wearing clothes? Like you're wearing clothes? Yeah.

Actually, it's probably a big layer, right? Yes. You look fantastic.

Work it. Thank you.

Ciao.

I love

that

she's singing.

She's enjoying what she's doing.

I love that she's going with the music. That's pretty cool.

She's enjoying it.

All right,

guys. We love you. We're going to say goodnight that way.

So you guys can actually get a look at all this crowd.

Have an amazing evening. This was Art Undressed. Have an amazing evening. If

do happen to go live with the show with the artists and the painting, I'll tweet

about it, so just hold on for a couple of minutes, look at Twitter, and I'll

you know, okay?

Art and Dress, Fritz, you're awesome.

I think it's an amazing event, a great event also to get people to be aware of

just that the natural body is a perfectly normal thing.

All right, guys, we're going to do it in a little bit.

And I just can't explain Every time we're together I never thought I could

feel like this When I hold you close And I like you I still believe

in love Don't stop believing it Don't stop believing it

All in all, don't stop believing it.

All in all, don't stop believing it.

Really clap it. All in all, the party's on. We're gonna rock this, baby. We'll

rock the house now.

We'll rock the house now.

To the music on.

Let it go.

All right, guys, get down with your bad selves or what?

All right, I give my all, and now I want your all. I need two assistants to help

me sign this thing.

Trust me, I'm not going to strip you naked.

All right, the first two people up here to help me sign this thing, you might

want to have your cameras and your phones up, because honestly, you've

ever seen this before.

All right, so two volunteers to help me sign this thing. I have no idea. Come

on, Alex, he knows what's up.

All right, who's my second? Go around the plate, around the plate.

All right, one more person. Come on.

All right, no.

All right, I need this.

All right, honestly, it's going to get crazy now.

Phone's in the air.

If you don't, you will want to.

Trust me, you do not know what's about to happen.

Oh yeah, you guys ready for this?

Hold on a second. Are you guys ready for this?

Alright, check this out. We got Kurt and Alex up here about to help me sign this

painting.

If any of you know what's about to happen, that you know what's up, all the

other people, prepare to have your minds blown, all right? We're going to do a

one, two, three. Hold on.

You take it up. Go, go.

All right, check this out. They're ready. Are you ready?

What? Come on. What? Are you ready?

All right, Miami.

All right, check this out.

They're about to do a one, two, three. All right.

All right, people, are you ready for this now?

Are you ready for this?

Come on, let me hear it. Are you ready?

Honestly, I would do the one, two, three. I'm going to need your help,

It's got the energy. That's what you get, all right?

Check this out. It could be one, two, three, all right?

Crazy man to sign the painting? Yeah?

Alright.

One!

No drumroll? No? No.

Alright, yo, thank you very much. Give it one more hand for Jenny for coming up

here.

Alright, check this out. You are the art. Don't forget it. We are the art.

Okay, cool.

Awesome.

I understand.

Don't cover my chest. That's all.

Don't cover your chest? Okay. Don't cover my nipples. Okay, we won't cover

nipples. It's a rule.

Okay.

I love how like the street is open and I'm just walking around naked.

All right.

It's fast, right?

Fast, yes. Okay.

Few minutes and we're leaving and I gotta go take a shower before this stuff

We

brush

on a little glue and then we add the silver leaf after we're using real

leaf

I know, it's like a rule that I tell everybody, right? Ooh, pretty.

Can I go like this to CSL?

You can go to the after party like this. Because my clothes are ruined.

My clothes are ruined, so I might as well.

Hey,

I have more clothes on than the guy painting with his penis, so we're good.

Parate más con las piernas abiertas, me dicen.

I don't know the song, but it sounds good.

Strong.

I think I'm high on paint now.

Mira, ahí está un poco de lo que me están poniendo.

Parece aluminio. It looks like aluminum.

It looks like aluminum.

Right? I can see your ring.

Yeah, it feels like there's a material that's a little bit thinner than

aluminum, right? I don't know what it's called. It's silver leaf.

Oh, that's right. Silver leaf, yeah.

And it comes in big leeks, right? In small little sheets.

It's typically very thin.

Whose idea was this?

Is this all you use, silver leaf? Silver leaf, yeah. I'm doing all my body

painting this weekend in silver leaf because it sticks to the body. It

the light. It's just absolutely beautiful.

Look at my girlfriend. Isn't she awesome?

It almost looks like this.

Oh, shit.

Get it going to dry just a little bit, and then we'll be able to put it on.

Okay, a couple seconds.

So how long have you been doing this for? I've been doing this for three

Is it working good? It works fantastic.

It's unique. Nobody else is doing it. Right. It's my first time doing it in

public. And I've been doing it for photo shoots for the past couple of years.

And it really catches the light beautifully.

All right.

Scan me.

All right.

See how you guys, we always tell you there's always surprises with our shows.

Oh.

I wasn't expecting that.

I was expecting you to, like, throw something at me. No, no, no. We're going

just delicately, like, try a little bit more.

But I won't cover the nipple because you don't want me to.

Yeah.

That's pretty cool.

You can see the video. It's better.

Okay.

Hey, oh, you're seeing that out of everything? Thank you so much.

It means a lot.

No, no, no.

No. I love that comment better than anything else.

Yeah.

Yeah, it's funny because usually people say that, so I love it. It's my best

part. Yeah, this is what I get for coming to your party.

They should have more parties like this. I mean, it's just so natural, you know.

And everybody just has fun. Everybody has a good time.

I mean, you don't see anybody being like, you know, or anything like that.

pretty neat.

I have pain in my face still.

Wow.

That's a lot of work.

Check me out, artisticallysexy .com.

Artistically sexy.

Nice. Oh, that looks so awesome.

It'll probably stick on the paint also, right?

The event's supposed to be over like 40 minutes ago, by the way.

And we're still here.

Wasn't it over at 10?

No, I'm like, the event is supposed to be over at 10 and it's 10 .42.

We're keeping you guys all here.

No? We're good? Alright.

It's only once a year, right?

Tengo el pelo todo pegado encima.

So I'm guessing once you start walking, it'll probably get that feel, right?

It completely sticks.

Stay in a little wider lane for me. I'm going to go right over the top, right in

the middle.

He just

covered my...

Not anymore.

Ya me cubrió, ya me cubrió del todo, ¿no?

Yes, almost.

Man, I didn't realize you were putting this much on.

It feels like clothing.

Yes, right? Se siente como ropa.

It looks like it.

Oh my God, this is awesome.

I'm just making sure it all sticks on you. Yeah, I'm helping you out.

First of all, take some pictures so I can wear it. Ask Ashley so I can... Just

do it with your iPhone.

I have a Samson.

It's gone.

It's like wearing a bikini.

All right, let me just wrap up

this show.

All right, here we go. Now you're body painted.

I'm both.

Body painted and silver leafed. Welcome to Art Undressed Miami 2014.

I'm John Reba, artisticallysexy .com.

You got some fans here. I see that. They're liking it. You know, everybody

should be body painting tonight. Look at how beautiful this is.

I know. It's true. And you know what? We got the perfect weather. I'm so happy.

It didn't rain. It's not cold. Nothing. It rained the past two nights, but we're

out here tonight. We're having a good time. And those who got scared away by

rain are missing out. Yeah. We brought in the good vibes and the good weather,

you know. Perfect night.

All right. Thank you so much. Give away your website if you want.

Artisticallysexy .com.

All right. Thank you so much.

All right, guys. See you next time. This was live, by the way. It's 1042. More

than we expected.

Big kiss. Love you. Bye -bye.

Art and dress?

Art and dress!

Give me a kiss. There you go. Bye.

Thank you.

Have them wave the camera.

I love it.