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Oh my gosh, I can't fucking believe this.

What's wrong?

The guy I was supposed to shoot content with today, his wife found out. So now we can't shoot content.

So, you're fucking a married man?

I'm not fucking, it's just content.

Isn't that the same thing?

No, a little bit. Not really.

Well, I'm very sorry to hear that, but actually I'm not.

I'm all from work today and the last thing that I want to hear is you moaning and screaming.

Jealous?

Why would I be jealous, right? You know, we're just roommates.

And you've made that very clear.

Yeah, I did.

Your words were, it would make things complicated, right?

I did say that.

But I am sorry you know that you lost your married content partner.

But you know, hopefully you find somebody else.

If I'm remembering correctly, when you were with Heather, didn't she complain that your dick was too big for her?

Well I mean, that's what she said, but I call Heather cheating, so it's probably just an excuse.

I don't know. I mean, maybe.

Can I see it?

Now?

Please.

Okay.

Thank you, darling.

Now let's shoot content.

Wait a minute. I thought we were just roommates.

Well, that's roommate house stuff.

Like this.

I think that was better.

Someone's appreciating my outfit today.

Nasty me already.

Put your titties on.

That's right.

Give it to me.

Yes, you were serious about paying your rent.