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Bidding starts at one dollar.
Do I hear a dollar? A dollar?
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A dollar makes me holler.
Let's go two dollars.
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Yup, yup, three dollars. Yup.
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So you auction off items
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from the lost and found
every month?
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-Mm-hmm.
-It doesn't
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leave customers much time
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to come back
and get their stuff.
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No, people don't even come back
for their children.
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-They're not coming back
for this crap.
-[gavel bangs]
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One man's crap is another man's
whole new personality.
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Last month, I purchased a pen
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that was owned
by actress Téa Leoni.
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Sold for five. Fantastic.
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Okay, guys, that's all we got
for this month. Amazing.
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Now, hold on. We got one
last item, and it's a beaut.
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-[gasping]
-COLETTE: Oh, my God.
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-D-Don't...
-Neck massager.
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-[buzzing]
-Oh.
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It's the perfect size
to really get in there.
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Oh, my God, is that a...?
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Yeah. A used one.
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-Mm-hmm.
-BARB: Actually, this may be
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a little dirty,
but you can even use it
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-on your downstairs.
-Oh.
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-[buzzing]
-BARB [groaning]: Oh!
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Who the hell would bring
something like that to the DMV?
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Who knows, really? It's im...
It is impossible to tell.
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-[moans]
-COLETTE: Or prove.
I mean, maybe
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the person packed their bag
in the dark today,
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or whatever day
that they brought it.
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Well, I have never felt looser.
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And I'm gonna bid
five whole bucks
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on this little pocket rocket.
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Great. Five bucks.
Do I hear ten?
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No. Going once, going twice.
Sold to Barb.
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This auction is over forever.
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Bye, guys.
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Gregg, it matches your shirt.
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You and me at lunch?
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♪
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Oh. Thank you so much. I mean,
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I really couldn't have passed
this road test without you.
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You know what? I think the key
was trusting your instincts
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as a strong woman, right? Yeah.
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And keeping your eyes open the
whole time. That helps. [laughs]
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[laughs] You are the best.
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-Yeah.
-Thank you.
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-Well, it's...
-AUTOMATED VOICE: At window
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-number five...
-Oh, my God. Colette Tyler?
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[Colette gasps]
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Oh, my God. Amber.
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I'm the worst
at keeping in touch.
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What has it been--
like, three years?
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Ooh, like, eight.
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-No.
-Yup, eight years, yeah.
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But I get it. You've been
really busy, putting out fires.
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-Oh.
-Literally.
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-That's my stunt double.
-[laughs]
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They just bring us actors in
for the close-ups.
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-I knew that.
-Can you believe
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I'm going into season four
of Lifeguard Fire?
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I can, actually,
because there's a billboard
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that looks right
into my apartment.
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-No way.
-Yeah, so I have this, like,
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constant reminder
of your success.
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I mean, don't get me wrong.
Like, the money is incredible.
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-Oh, right?
-Like, stupid, even.
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-Oh. Money is stupid.
-But I just think
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about when you and I drove out
to L.A.,
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two dreamers from Delaware,
and we promised
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we would never compromise
on our goals.
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-Did we?
-Speaking of,
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did you crush veterinary school
or what?
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What can I say?
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Other than... the truth,
which is, yes, I am a vet.
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-And I'm practicing medicine...
-Yes.
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-...on animals. Yes.
-Yes.
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Okay. You're sitting with me.
I want to hear
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about your love life,
vet school, everything.
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Yes. [laughs]
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How much time have you got?
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The love life is pumping.
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-Blip, blip. [laughs]
-[laughs]
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Greggy Sue, we got a problem.
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What did we say about
interrupting my chair naps?
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Not to do it,
but this is important.
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Noa's working
through his morning break.
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Oh, my God.
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I know. New guy. It's a problem.
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Not on my...
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Were you gonna say watch?
That would have been tight.
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Thank you for your patience.
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-Hey.
-Hey.
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So I understand you're working
through your break?
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Yeah. I thought I would
just lighten the load a bit
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for the rest of the crew.
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-Oh. [laughs]
-[laughs]
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No.
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AUTOMATED VOICE:
Now serving two, five
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at window number...
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So, the first year
of vet school--
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that's your cats, your dogs,
your, you know, hamsters.
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Small domestics, we call 'em.
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And then, you move on
to the big boys--
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you know, the lions
and tigers and bears.
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-Oh, my. [laughs]
-[chuckles]
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We actually had a tiger on set
of Lifeguard Firethis season.
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-Oh, wow.
-Spoiler alert.
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What was a tiger doing
on the beach in Hawaii?
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That was my question, too,
until I read the script.
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Circus plane crash.
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-Right.
-GREGG: They say
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you get used to the smell
after six months, but...
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[quietly]:
Oh, God. Oh.
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-Do-do-dee. Boo-boo-boo.
-Uh-oh.
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Just checking I can still
touch my toes, and I can, so...
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I would hope so
after all the ointments
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you had to put on them.
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All good, pleased to report.
Walk normal, swim normal.
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Yup.
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♪ ♪
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You gonna
jump out the window again?
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What? No.
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I'm hiding in here because
there's an old friend out there,
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and I don't want her to know
that I work at the DMV.
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It's stupid, I know, but, like,
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I shouldn't be intimidated
just because she's the star
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of some ridiculous
beach bonfire show.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Charlie Ocean is here?
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Oh, my God. I am freaking out.
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Have you seen the new trailer?
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No, I'm not really a...
Um, you're showing me anyway.
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So...
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[upbeat theme music playing]
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That wildfire just messed
with the wrong beach.
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COLETTE:
Are they looking at something
in slow motion?
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How hard is that?
It's just like,
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"Oh, no. A fire.
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Can I put it out
with my perfect breasts?"
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Mama, jealousy is not
a good look on you.
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I know.
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At the East Hollywood DMV,
we never skip breaks.
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I quit smoking years ago,
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but I still come out here
twice a day
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because
the state grants me that right.
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Well, I admire
your... dedication?
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Yeah. Thank you.
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You see, taking breaks is how
we don't kill the job.
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Excuse me.
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Breaks are one
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of the few perks we still
have left here at the DMV.
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And if heroes like you
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start working through them,
then it's only a matter of time
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before Big Sac
starts coming down here
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and starts taking that away
from us, too.
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Yeah, I used to be like you,
trying to go the extra mile.
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And then one day,
I got into the weeds
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on a boat registration
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and worked until closing,
which, at that time,
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was 4:00 p.m. The next day,
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we started closing at 5:00.
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-Oh. Man, people must have
hated you, Gregg.
-Yeah.
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Some of the old-timers still
call me Gregg-stra Credit.
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Mm. That must really hurt.
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Yeah, Noa. That's the worst
thing I've ever been called.
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Hmm.
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-[Noa clears throat]
-[siren wails in distance]
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Finally.
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Hi.
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I'm here to get a REAL ID.
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I'm actually
shooting a movie in Atlanta.
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Atlanta? That's where my cousin
is serving a lifetime sentence.
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I'm not sure why I said that
so enthusiastically.
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It's really sad. So sad.
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Ah, it's so sad. So the REAL ID,
when you get a second?
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Right. Let's do this.
I just need
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your old ID
and two proofs of residence,
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and you'll be wheels up
in no time.
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Wait. Two? Uh... [scoffs]
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Sorry.
I thought it was only one.
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Um, I don't know.
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Could you use, like,
my IMDb page?
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I do not know what that is,
so, no.
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Do you know what being verified
on Instagram is?
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-Okay. Oh, there you are.
-Hey now.
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-Coco?
-Yeah.
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Apparently, six acting credits
and two appearances as "self"--
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one being a late-night
appearance-- isn't enough
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-for this woman.
-As "self"?
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What kind of clown show are
you running here, lady?
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-Thank you.
-BARB: Excuse me?
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I'm sorry. This whole process
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is just, like,
incredibly confusing.
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Yeah, it is. You got some nerve
expecting customers
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to read a very clear sentence
in bold
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at the top of every form, Barb.
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Which I gather is your name,
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from context clues and your ID
badge, 'cause you work here.
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-And I don't work here.
-No, she's a vet.
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Uh... oh.
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-What is happening?
-You know what?
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-Can I talk to the manager?
-Yes.
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Oh, oh, oh, great.
You're a manager?
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Great. Can we talk in private,
over here, please?
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Thank you. I think
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-she's just intimidated
by celebrity.
-My God,
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I hate when people get that way.
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It's, like,
see yourself in my characters.
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You know, my wins are your wins,
you know?
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-Yeah. You're so relatable.
-Thank you.
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AUTOMATED VOICE:
Now serving zero-45...
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Okay, look,
I am gonna act really mad
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and, like, do some big gestures,
but the point is,
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I ran into an old friend here,
and I pretended
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that I'm a customer.
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I know it's crappy,
but I said I was a vet.
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You know, so, I think
it's because I just, um...
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You don't want her
taking advantage
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of your very powerful position
here.
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Yeah. Yes, that is it.
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Don't worry. I got you, girl.
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She's not the only one
with acting chops, okay?
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COLETTE:
Okay.
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Wow.
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What?
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Just wow.
I am so insulted right now.
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Don't take it personally.
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That you didn't bring me in
on your lie.
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Wait. What?
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I'm the ruse king, baby.
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That's what I do.
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[British accent]:
Oh, what's that now?
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It's me, Denzel Washington.
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He's not British.
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Exactly. Ruse king.
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GREGG:
See, it's about pacing yourself.
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Not killing the job
is about more
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than taking
every official break.
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-You understand?
-Mm.
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It's simple, really.
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Oh, do you need to use the...?
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Oh, God, no.
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For actual bathroom trips,
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use the Dave & Buster's
on Hollywood.
246
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But here at the DMV,
247
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we have
unlimited bathroom breaks, so...
248
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[door squeaks open]
249
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Employees go number zero
throughout the day
250
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to get extra moments of rest.
251
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-Okay.
-[TV theme music plays on phone]
252
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Oh, hey, what are you...?
253
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-Oh.
-GREGG: Hey, Scott.
254
00:09:39,100 --> 00:09:40,057
Gregg.
255
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Hi. I'm Noa.
256
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-He loves Lifeguard Fire.
-Ah.
257
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CHARLIE:
Obviously, the fire
didn't start itself, Sarge.
258
00:09:49,850 --> 00:09:53,418
Dr. Colette Coco Tyler,
please come to window two.
259
00:09:53,505 --> 00:09:55,377
Dr. Colette Tyler, window two.
260
00:09:55,507 --> 00:09:57,031
-Yup, here I am.
-Yoo-hoo.
261
00:09:57,161 --> 00:09:58,510
-Hey. [laughs]
-Coco. Yoo-hoo.
262
00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,121
Why do you keep paging me?
263
00:10:00,295 --> 00:10:02,558
To prove that you're a customer
for Miss Fancy Pants over here.
264
00:10:02,732 --> 00:10:04,604
Okay, so, like, honestly,
I have to know,
265
00:10:04,778 --> 00:10:07,084
how does Fire Chief Kevin
breathe under all of that sand?
266
00:10:07,215 --> 00:10:08,956
And, also, wouldn't the flames
above it turn it to glass?
267
00:10:09,043 --> 00:10:10,392
Like...
268
00:10:10,479 --> 00:10:12,699
You're assuming he's on Oahu.
269
00:10:12,873 --> 00:10:13,787
Is Dominic alive?
270
00:10:13,917 --> 00:10:15,179
Ah!
271
00:10:15,310 --> 00:10:17,007
Oh, my God, you guys! Okay.
272
00:10:17,181 --> 00:10:20,968
I am so honored to be helping
theDr. Coco Tyler,
273
00:10:21,098 --> 00:10:23,753
vet to the stars.
Is it true
274
00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:26,626
you helped Pedro Pascal's dog
beat cancer?
275
00:10:26,756 --> 00:10:28,323
-Is it?
-AMBER: Wait. Cokes?
276
00:10:28,497 --> 00:10:29,759
-Huh?
-Seriously?
277
00:10:29,933 --> 00:10:32,370
I'm literally best friends
with Pedro.
278
00:10:32,501 --> 00:10:34,721
-Oh, good.
-Wait. We need
to send him a picture.
279
00:10:34,895 --> 00:10:36,157
He's gonna die.
280
00:10:36,287 --> 00:10:37,724
Just be like,
"Stuck at the DMV. LOLs."
281
00:10:37,854 --> 00:10:39,769
-Please don't.
-Didn't kill ourselves.
282
00:10:39,900 --> 00:10:42,685
-I'd love to. I'd love
to be fun, but I can't.
-What?
283
00:10:42,816 --> 00:10:44,208
It's, like,
a privacy thing for HIPAA.
284
00:10:44,339 --> 00:10:46,254
And PIPAA. That's the pets.
285
00:10:46,384 --> 00:10:47,908
It's all the IPAAs, really.
286
00:10:48,038 --> 00:10:49,736
I'm gonna... I'm gonna come back
when you're not so busy.
287
00:10:49,866 --> 00:10:51,607
Oh, this isn't busy for us.
288
00:10:51,781 --> 00:10:54,523
Which is good, because
we're down a driving examiner.
289
00:10:55,524 --> 00:10:58,614
But how would you know that?
[laughs]
290
00:10:58,745 --> 00:11:00,747
Exactly. But I am in a rush,
291
00:11:00,834 --> 00:11:02,923
so now that
you're done speaking...
292
00:11:03,010 --> 00:11:04,838
Amber, it was so nice
to see you again,
293
00:11:05,012 --> 00:11:08,580
and I am just so glad that
we're both thriving so much.
294
00:11:08,711 --> 00:11:09,973
It was really good seeing you,
too.
295
00:11:10,104 --> 00:11:11,758
-Yeah. All the best.
-Hey, babe.
296
00:11:11,888 --> 00:11:13,934
Sorry I'm late.
I had to park the Lambo.
297
00:11:14,064 --> 00:11:15,631
Only handicaps. Hey.
298
00:11:15,762 --> 00:11:18,155
I'm Colette's husband,
Deuce McDougall.
299
00:11:18,329 --> 00:11:19,940
Spelled with two L's.
300
00:11:20,070 --> 00:11:23,552
The only two I've ever taken.
[laughing]
301
00:11:23,639 --> 00:11:25,597
[quietly]:
You're welcome. Ruse king.
302
00:11:25,728 --> 00:11:26,773
[chuckles]
303
00:11:26,947 --> 00:11:29,340
-[exhales] Okay.
-[printer whirring]
304
00:11:29,471 --> 00:11:31,647
Oh, whoopsie. [laughs]
305
00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:34,781
Always use
the farthest printer possible.
306
00:11:34,911 --> 00:11:37,348
If it's convenient,
you're doing it wrong.
307
00:11:37,479 --> 00:11:42,136
Here at the DMV, we like
to slow things way... down.
308
00:11:42,266 --> 00:11:44,616
Come with me. Mm.
309
00:11:45,661 --> 00:11:47,794
Come with me slowly.
310
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♪ ♪
311
00:11:53,147 --> 00:11:56,367
♪ I'm working at my job,
yeah, that's right♪
312
00:11:56,540 --> 00:11:57,760
♪ I'm working at my job♪
313
00:11:57,891 --> 00:12:01,503
♪ I'm completing all the tasks♪
314
00:12:01,677 --> 00:12:04,288
♪ That are assigned by my boss♪
315
00:12:04,462 --> 00:12:05,681
-Slower.
-♪ I'm working♪
316
00:12:05,855 --> 00:12:07,901
♪ I'm working, I'm working...♪
317
00:12:08,031 --> 00:12:09,554
-Too fast.
-♪ Working, I'm working♪
318
00:12:09,685 --> 00:12:11,731
♪ I'm working at my job♪
319
00:12:11,905 --> 00:12:13,994
♪ I'm working at my job,
I'm working on my job.♪
320
00:12:14,124 --> 00:12:15,865
AMBER:
I cannot believe
you got married first.
321
00:12:15,952 --> 00:12:18,825
Literally, all our friends
thought she'd be last.
322
00:12:18,955 --> 00:12:20,870
-Well, that's nice.
-Mm. Mm, mm, mm.
323
00:12:21,001 --> 00:12:22,959
But you never know
when love's gonna just
324
00:12:23,046 --> 00:12:25,222
force its way into your life.
325
00:12:25,353 --> 00:12:26,528
-[chuckles]
-Like this guy.
326
00:12:26,658 --> 00:12:27,877
[both chuckle]
327
00:12:28,008 --> 00:12:29,661
My ring is in the shop,
by the way.
328
00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:30,619
-Oh.
-VIC: Yeah,
we're adding diamonds to it.
329
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,012
Lab-grown,
330
00:12:32,142 --> 00:12:33,840
'cause my queen hates conflict.
331
00:12:33,927 --> 00:12:35,667
-I do. Yeah-- mm, no.
-Mm-hmm...
332
00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:38,279
Oh, my God. No.
Just feeling a little,
333
00:12:38,409 --> 00:12:39,889
-uh, nauseous.
-Well,
334
00:12:40,063 --> 00:12:41,630
we all know why that is.
335
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:44,676
'Cause my girl's got
a bun in the ov.
336
00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:47,549
-[laughs]
-Really? Congrats.
337
00:12:47,723 --> 00:12:49,290
-VIC: Surprise.
-COLETTE: Yeah, we're...
338
00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:51,771
-expecting a little deuce.
-[laughs]
339
00:12:51,901 --> 00:12:54,382
-Mm...
-Got to drop a deuce.
340
00:12:54,469 --> 00:12:56,253
♪ ♪
341
00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:02,607
[door closes]
342
00:13:07,351 --> 00:13:08,918
Noa, is that you?
343
00:13:09,092 --> 00:13:12,356
NOA [low voice]:
No. No, no, this is Scott.
344
00:13:12,443 --> 00:13:15,577
From written tests. I'm just
ordering some hamburgers.
345
00:13:15,707 --> 00:13:16,883
Do you want one?
346
00:13:18,928 --> 00:13:20,364
How dare you?
347
00:13:20,495 --> 00:13:22,236
[regular pitch]:
Look, I'm sorry, man, I just...
348
00:13:22,323 --> 00:13:24,325
I needed to finish
one registration.
349
00:13:24,455 --> 00:13:25,674
Okay? [stammers]
350
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,458
Do none of these locks work?
351
00:13:27,545 --> 00:13:29,504
Nothing here works.
352
00:13:29,678 --> 00:13:31,071
Except you.
353
00:13:32,420 --> 00:13:34,117
Gregg...
354
00:13:34,290 --> 00:13:36,250
-[door opens]
-Gregg...
355
00:13:36,337 --> 00:13:38,513
A baby.
356
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:39,644
-Can I touch?
-Oh...
357
00:13:39,775 --> 00:13:41,472
You already are.
358
00:13:41,559 --> 00:13:43,213
I had a feeling,
if I'm being honest,
359
00:13:43,344 --> 00:13:44,954
from the minute I saw you.
360
00:13:45,085 --> 00:13:46,695
-Oh.
-You know, your face
is doing that thing
361
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,653
where it's glowing, but...
362
00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:50,264
-full.
-Yeah.
363
00:13:50,351 --> 00:13:52,657
You know, I'm just glad
her body still works,
364
00:13:52,788 --> 00:13:56,139
after all that action
she saw in Afghanistan.
365
00:13:56,270 --> 00:13:57,793
-Afghanistan?
-Yeah.
366
00:13:57,924 --> 00:13:59,751
-Afghanistan?
-And Iraq.
367
00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:01,449
And a little Mogadishu.
368
00:14:01,579 --> 00:14:03,538
Yeah. As I think we all know,
369
00:14:03,668 --> 00:14:06,758
my lady here is
a highly decorated vet.
370
00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:09,457
Wait, so,
you're a military vet, too?
371
00:14:09,587 --> 00:14:11,981
Uh-huh, because that
372
00:14:12,068 --> 00:14:13,853
is the other meaning
of the word "vet."
373
00:14:13,983 --> 00:14:15,724
-Yeah. Yeah.
-Mm, yeah. Uh-huh.
374
00:14:15,898 --> 00:14:18,118
Wow. So you're a vet vet.
375
00:14:18,205 --> 00:14:21,208
Yeah, I've been
super busy with the...
376
00:14:21,338 --> 00:14:22,992
you know, the training
and the killing, yeah.
377
00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:25,777
From being a Navy SEAL
to saving actual seals.
378
00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:27,910
[laughs]
What a crazy ride.
379
00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:29,999
-That's a fun biopic
for me to play.
-VIC: Mm-hmm.
380
00:14:30,173 --> 00:14:32,306
Anyway, enough about me.
Look at that.
381
00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:34,351
Looks like your photo's done.
So, I think the next step,
382
00:14:34,438 --> 00:14:37,528
according to info available
to everyone on the DMV portal,
383
00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:40,575
is to print your receipt
and, uh, get you on your way.
384
00:14:40,662 --> 00:14:42,577
-Yay, you.
-Mm, hold on. I don't know,
385
00:14:42,664 --> 00:14:45,058
I feel like this photo's good
for a normal person,
386
00:14:45,188 --> 00:14:48,191
but you're
Charlotte Everett Ocean, right?
387
00:14:48,278 --> 00:14:51,368
I mean, I guess I could do
a fun lip color or something.
388
00:14:51,499 --> 00:14:54,850
-I think it looks fine.
-This is gonna be fun.
For everybody.
389
00:14:55,982 --> 00:14:57,592
What are you guys doing?
390
00:14:57,722 --> 00:14:59,768
Why are you being such weirdos?
391
00:14:59,855 --> 00:15:01,335
We are just trying to help.
392
00:15:01,465 --> 00:15:03,859
Well, don't. I mean, this is why
I didn't want Amber to know
393
00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:05,382
I work here in the first place.
394
00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:08,211
I didn't want her to think
that I'm, like, some loser
395
00:15:08,385 --> 00:15:10,866
who obsesses over TV shows
396
00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:13,260
or dresses up to feel cool,
in costumes,
397
00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:16,045
or whose entire life
is the stupid DMV.
398
00:15:16,176 --> 00:15:18,004
Ooh.
399
00:15:18,134 --> 00:15:19,962
-Excuse me, ma'am.
First of all...
-Yeah. Hey.
400
00:15:20,093 --> 00:15:21,442
...thank you for your service.
401
00:15:21,572 --> 00:15:23,052
-Oh. You're welcome.
-And did I also hear
402
00:15:23,183 --> 00:15:24,488
that you're some kind of
superstar vet?
403
00:15:24,662 --> 00:15:26,708
'Cause my dog is sick.
404
00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:28,579
-[whimpering]
-COLETTE: Oh, uh... Know what?
405
00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:30,538
-I'm-- don't really know
how to...
-AMBER: Oh,
406
00:15:30,668 --> 00:15:32,932
she's the best.
407
00:15:33,106 --> 00:15:35,151
She'll save your woofer.
Come on, Coco. You're on.
408
00:15:35,325 --> 00:15:36,587
BARB:
Yeah, Doctor,
why don't you show him
409
00:15:36,674 --> 00:15:38,067
how much better you are
than the rest of us?
410
00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:39,808
Yeah, go for it, babe,
since you're such
411
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,636
an all-star vetrealar...
412
00:15:41,723 --> 00:15:43,246
ernarian.
[scoffs]
413
00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:44,508
♪ ♪
414
00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:46,075
[whimpering]
415
00:15:46,162 --> 00:15:47,642
-[sighs] Uh... Mm.
-BURT: Please?
416
00:15:52,386 --> 00:15:53,343
So, I'm gonna start by measuring
this animal's heartbeat,
417
00:15:53,474 --> 00:15:54,736
which any good vet knows is, uh,
418
00:15:54,866 --> 00:15:56,825
you check just right beneath
419
00:15:56,912 --> 00:15:59,523
the, um, the nipples,
and, uh, yeah.
420
00:15:59,697 --> 00:16:01,264
I think I found your problem.
421
00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:03,310
This fella has a lot of nipples.
422
00:16:03,484 --> 00:16:06,704
-Yeah, Pretzel is a she.
-Huh, obvi. Yeah.
423
00:16:06,835 --> 00:16:09,011
Go off, queen.
Now that I have you,
424
00:16:09,142 --> 00:16:12,058
when did this sweet girl
start feeling sick?
425
00:16:12,145 --> 00:16:13,929
-About ten minutes ago?
-Copy that.
426
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:15,496
So, just crunching
those numbers,
427
00:16:15,626 --> 00:16:17,324
that's, like, 70 dog minutes.
428
00:16:17,454 --> 00:16:19,369
Now that I have, uh, calculated
429
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:22,068
the onset of
this pooch's illness,
430
00:16:22,198 --> 00:16:25,158
I'm gonna just, uh,
I'm gonna check the tail reflex.
431
00:16:25,288 --> 00:16:27,073
-Yeah. Uh... You may...
-[barks, growls]
432
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:29,075
-Oh.
-COLETTE: Ooh. Yep. That worked.
433
00:16:29,205 --> 00:16:30,641
Didn't like that. [weak chuckle]
434
00:16:30,728 --> 00:16:32,643
All systems go in that area.
435
00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:34,776
-[retching]
-Oh.
436
00:16:34,950 --> 00:16:36,647
-That's it, girl.
-[retches]
437
00:16:36,778 --> 00:16:38,127
Get it out, girl.
438
00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:40,129
-[wet sloshing]
-[all groan]
439
00:16:40,260 --> 00:16:41,261
Better out than in.
440
00:16:41,391 --> 00:16:42,653
COLETTE:
Okay, well...
441
00:16:42,827 --> 00:16:43,872
Someone is feeling better.
442
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,352
-Attagirl.
-[applause]
443
00:16:45,526 --> 00:16:47,136
You good now?
I'll send you the bill.
444
00:16:47,267 --> 00:16:49,878
-Thank you so much, Doctor.
-Eh, don't mention it.
445
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,619
Coco, that was so badass.
446
00:16:51,749 --> 00:16:54,361
-You're like an actual hero.
-Yeah.
447
00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:56,667
I just get paid an absurd amount
of money to play one on TV.
448
00:16:56,798 --> 00:16:58,234
-You're worth it.
-I know.
449
00:16:58,408 --> 00:17:00,671
♪
450
00:17:02,891 --> 00:17:05,067
-[exhales]
-Hey, I'm sorry
451
00:17:05,198 --> 00:17:07,200
I was sneak-working.
452
00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:10,116
Guess I just find it hard
not helping people.
453
00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:12,727
Why? People are terrible.
454
00:17:12,814 --> 00:17:14,511
[chuckles]
I know.
455
00:17:14,642 --> 00:17:17,732
I come from a long line
of them. I, um...
456
00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:20,952
I don't really like
to tell people this, but I...
457
00:17:21,127 --> 00:17:23,346
I grew up very wealthy.
458
00:17:23,477 --> 00:17:27,046
And it wasn't until I got older
that I realized
459
00:17:27,175 --> 00:17:29,265
my family's
massive oil conglomerate
460
00:17:29,396 --> 00:17:31,702
wasn't exactly ethical.
461
00:17:31,789 --> 00:17:33,922
I don't want to be a part of it.
462
00:17:34,009 --> 00:17:38,100
Are they looking for someone
to be a part of that, or...?
463
00:17:38,231 --> 00:17:39,406
I wouldn't know.
464
00:17:39,580 --> 00:17:42,583
We haven't spoken
since I left New Zealand.
465
00:17:42,757 --> 00:17:46,761
-[sighs]
-So you're atoning for your
rich childhood in paradise
466
00:17:46,891 --> 00:17:48,241
by working at the DMV?
467
00:17:48,371 --> 00:17:51,113
The most despised institution
in America.
468
00:17:51,244 --> 00:17:53,289
Look, it just felt like
this is the place
469
00:17:53,376 --> 00:17:56,640
where I can help
a lot of very unhappy people.
470
00:17:56,771 --> 00:17:58,599
Hmm. You know, you remind me
471
00:17:58,729 --> 00:18:00,514
of an idealistic teacher
I once knew.
472
00:18:00,644 --> 00:18:03,299
-Hmm?
-Minus the generational wealth.
473
00:18:03,386 --> 00:18:04,822
[laughs]
474
00:18:04,996 --> 00:18:08,391
[sighs] Well,
I'd better get back in there.
475
00:18:08,522 --> 00:18:11,525
I've got a lot of work to not do
for the both of us.
476
00:18:11,655 --> 00:18:12,743
[laughs softly]
477
00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:14,397
♪
478
00:18:14,528 --> 00:18:17,270
[inhales sharply]
Oh, I got to give these up.
479
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,185
[exhales]
480
00:18:20,403 --> 00:18:22,623
Well, now that Pretzel's
feeling better,
481
00:18:22,797 --> 00:18:24,146
I am finally gonna scoot.
482
00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:27,062
Amber, I would hug you,
but you know,
483
00:18:27,193 --> 00:18:28,803
I'm a bit vomity.
[chuckles]
484
00:18:28,977 --> 00:18:30,283
Oh. Just like prom.
485
00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:32,502
[laughs]
Never let me forget. Bye, Amber.
486
00:18:32,589 --> 00:18:33,938
Bye.
487
00:18:34,939 --> 00:18:37,203
Is that someone's ID badge?
488
00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:39,161
♪ ♪
489
00:18:46,081 --> 00:18:48,953
-That's me.
-Oh. Yeah. Mine.
490
00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:50,085
[low]:
Hey. What are you doing? Stop.
491
00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:52,174
Your friend might be
a fake lifeguard,
492
00:18:52,305 --> 00:18:53,697
but we're not gonna let you
drown on your own.
493
00:18:53,828 --> 00:18:54,872
We're gonna drown together.
494
00:18:55,003 --> 00:18:56,439
Hey, what's going on, Coco?
495
00:18:56,613 --> 00:18:58,963
Um...
496
00:18:59,094 --> 00:19:00,617
Thanks, guys. It's-it's okay.
497
00:19:00,791 --> 00:19:02,576
Uh, Amber...
498
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,186
here's the truth.
499
00:19:04,317 --> 00:19:06,057
I work here.
500
00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:08,582
-What do you mean?
-I work at the DMV.
501
00:19:08,712 --> 00:19:10,584
That is me. Yep.
502
00:19:10,714 --> 00:19:12,368
I never applied for vet school.
503
00:19:12,499 --> 00:19:14,283
It's very expensive, and
turns out, it's a lot of birds,
504
00:19:14,414 --> 00:19:16,590
-and I don't like birds.
-Well...
505
00:19:16,677 --> 00:19:18,374
if you're happy, I'm happy.
506
00:19:18,548 --> 00:19:20,202
♪
507
00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:22,248
I am happy.
508
00:19:22,422 --> 00:19:25,816
[chuckles]
All three of us are supes happy.
509
00:19:25,947 --> 00:19:27,818
-Aww.
-[chuckles]
510
00:19:27,949 --> 00:19:29,080
Hey, that wasn't a lie.
511
00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:30,908
[chuckles]
512
00:19:37,524 --> 00:19:39,265
-It's just the funniest thing.
-COLETTE: Right.
513
00:19:39,395 --> 00:19:41,745
Because you'd think that
they'd make bikinis fireproof,
514
00:19:41,876 --> 00:19:43,094
-but they don't.
-They-they don't? Wow.
515
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,445
-S-Sorry. Uh...
-Hey.
516
00:19:45,532 --> 00:19:47,142
-...can we get a photo?
-Aww.
517
00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:48,535
-Sure.
-[Amber chuckles]
518
00:19:48,665 --> 00:19:50,580
S-Sorry, I actually meant you.
519
00:19:50,711 --> 00:19:52,974
Wouldn't have gotten
my license without you, so...
520
00:19:53,104 --> 00:19:55,063
-Ah.
-That is a cold fact
521
00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:56,412
that feels much warmer.
522
00:19:56,543 --> 00:19:58,371
-Get in here.
-I'll take it.
523
00:19:58,501 --> 00:20:00,068
-You'll take it?
-Of course.
524
00:20:00,155 --> 00:20:01,722
She did it. She did it. Yay.
525
00:20:01,852 --> 00:20:03,637
Fifth time's the charm.
526
00:20:03,767 --> 00:20:05,291
-COLETTE: Thank you.
-Okay, mouth closed.
This isn't prom.
527
00:20:05,465 --> 00:20:06,596
Yes.
528
00:20:11,384 --> 00:20:13,864
-And you are done.
-[exhales] Finally.
529
00:20:13,951 --> 00:20:15,562
I thought I'd be here
the rest of my life.
530
00:20:15,692 --> 00:20:17,390
-[laughs]
-Can you imagine?
531
00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:19,130
Okay, I just have to print
your copy from the printer,
532
00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:21,611
-and you will be on your way.
-Great.
533
00:20:21,742 --> 00:20:23,222
Hey, Gregg?
534
00:20:23,309 --> 00:20:25,485
-Hmm?
-A little help?
535
00:20:25,615 --> 00:20:27,269
Right away.
536
00:20:27,356 --> 00:20:28,531
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Now serving
537
00:20:28,705 --> 00:20:33,493
8, 100 and 29...
538
00:20:35,103 --> 00:20:36,496
[exhales]
539
00:20:38,193 --> 00:20:40,239
-I'm on it.
-NOA: Mm-hmm.
540
00:20:48,725 --> 00:20:49,770
NOA:
Look at him.
541
00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:51,337
So slow.
542
00:20:51,467 --> 00:20:53,121
So beautiful.
543
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:57,560
-[exhales]
-What is happening?
544
00:21:02,348 --> 00:21:05,089
Captioning sponsored by
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545
00:21:05,176 --> 00:21:08,005
and TOYOTA.
546
00:21:08,179 --> 00:21:11,444
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