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You think we should tell them that there's like a flesh -eating bacteria in

water?

I wonder where it's at.

It's right there.

I mean, it can't just be like right... like where? I wonder what...

That's crazy, bro.

How could you be at the beach right now?

Easy.

Nah, hell nah.

Well, it is kind of empty, though.

Huh?

I don't give a fuck. Fuck Dwayne.

So what? We gotta, like, give him, like, a welcoming or something?

Like, we're supposed to be like, Oh, hey, Dwayne!

Welcome to the world -famous bus!

Nice to meet you!

Hell nah!

Man,

I'm giving you some pussy!

Well, hopefully we could get you some pussy.

If not, what ends up happening, if we don't get any pussy, then you have to

treat me and Chubbs out to eat at whatever restaurant we want at our

Okay?

What do you mean? Oh, because of him? Or because of me?

I know you know what.

I know y 'all know where to go.

Nah, well, Chubbs.

Yeah, actually, I'm the one that over -orders.

I'm the troublemaker. I'm the one that... It looks like you might be out

luck, kid.

I don't see anything.

What the hell is that right there?

What are you pulling over for? You see it?

What?

That lady with the fucking white and the black pants?

The black shorts?

That white old lady?

Oh.

Oh, shit. Who the fuck?

Whoa.

That's like an enigma.

You're like a unicorn.

Unicorn. You're like a unicorn.

You know what a unicorn is?

Yes. You do?

The horse with the horn.

Yeah, yeah. You're like a... Special one.

You're like a unicorn.

Are you busy right now? Can I talk to you?

I'm heading back to my hotel.

I forgot my sunscreen.

Oh, you forgot your sunscreen?

Yeah, it's so hot.

Oh, I'm so sorry about that. Yes, you got to be careful. Florida has some

really, really hot sun. It's not normal sun.

We have different kind of sun here.

Yeah. We have, I mean, that's what we do actually.

We provide sunscreen for people that need it at the beach.

We have special oil, special sun tanning oil.

Ain't that right, Dwayne? Right.

Yeah.

What's your name? My name is Mickey.

How you doing, Mickey? You have a little accent. Where are you from?

I'm from Taiwan.

Taiwan? No shit? Yeah.

Are you visiting from Taiwan right now?

Yes.

Oh, my God.

By yourself?

Or you got friends?

What? I have friends waiting me.

Waiting you? Uh -huh. Okay.

Good.

Well, that's awesome. Well, welcome to the United States. Welcome to the

beaches. Yeah.

Any particular reason why you came, like, to Florida?

Oh, you know, the beach, Miami.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Just repeat the word. Good, Chubbs.

Nice.

Awesome.

That's great.

I mean, yeah, we have amusement parks here and, you know, some fun amusement

parks and we got some fun beaches.

Really warm water.

Yeah. Yeah.

Where's your hotel? I mean... It's right there.

It's right there? Yeah.

Okay, I mean what I mean if you want we have oil here I could give you some I

could lend you some oil. Yeah Do you want to know why I called you in the

unicorn?

I mean like like good -looking hot. Is that what you mean?

Well Could I be?

Sorry, I'm gonna be American right now. You have big tits

And like, whoa,

yay. Did you just show me your ass?

What the hell are you doing, girl?

Well, that's why you're like a unicorn. I've never seen an Asian girl with like

such big tits and big ass.

That's crazy.

They're really big.

You want to feel it?

You want to feel it?

Yeah. Oh, my God.

What the fuck?

You're wild, Mickey.

How old are you?

I'm 32.

You're 32?

Uh -huh. Okay.

You plan to have a lot of fun here in the States?

Yes. Did you come with your boyfriend or husband?

I come with my friend.

Oh, no boyfriend, huh?

No, I'm single.

You're single?

Uh -huh. Ready to mingle?

Yeah or no?

Yeah. Did you plan on meeting...

Like American guys here or no? Yeah, I hope so. You hope so? What kind of

American? Maybe we can help you with that. I have lots of friends. I call one

for you. Okay.

Yeah, I call one for you.

What kind of a guy are you looking for?

Tall, fat, short.

Doesn't matter.

Ugly, handsome.

Good personality.

Oh. Yeah.

Well, you're out, Dwayne.

Personality, okay. All right.

All right.

But you don't care tall?

No, I'm short. Everyone can be taller than me.

Wow.

I can't believe how big you're, like... Wow, look at you. Very friendly, huh?

I mean, so do you want some of our lotion? We could give you some suntan

Yeah, you're so great.

Yes? Save you a trip?

Okay, well, we have some in here. I mean, but if you, can you come inside?

Can we just put it here?

Well, we could, but you probably want to, if

it gets on your, it might stain your bikini, so we got to put it on very

carefully. So it might take time. So it might, you know, I don't want you to

like melt in the sun. And right now you're probably getting a sunburn as we

speak. Yeah. So, like, I want to get you in the shade so we can apply it

properly. That's a good idea.

Are you okay with that?

I think so.

I mean, we'll just stay right here. Just open the door.

You're not going to kick at me, right?

No, we don't do that here. No, we don't do that. No, no. We just... Okay.

We just... We just want to... Whoa.

Yeah.

Yeah, see, there's nothing. Let me help you in here.

See, we got...

The sun's shining in the world.

No lies being told.

So, here, sit down right there.

Sit right there.

Right here, right here. You can sit right there.

Right there.

There you go, right there. I'm just going to fix my camera really quick,

I like to film everything, if you don't mind. It's kind of like, it's an

American tradition here. So, look, we got this special oil.

My friend, Dwayne, if you don't mind, he'll apply it.

Is that okay?

Okay.

So we'll just put it, yeah, we'll put it on your back. Just put some, I guess,

lightly on her back.

There you go.

Move your hair. You want to move your... No, no, no. Keep her there. You go

behind her.

Do you want to give me her back?

Come on. Let me stare at these things real quick.

Right. He'll just put a little bit on your back.

Thanks for your help.

Yeah. Just... Oh.

Oh. Why?

Sorry. It's getting all over. Oh, shit.

Oh. I was trying to get it over. Oh, my God, Dwayne. You've got to be careful.

Did it get everywhere?

Yeah. You've got to rub that into it. Oh, my God, it's getting on her shirt.

It's a bikini.

Sorry about that.

I can't believe you're fucking rubbing them everywhere, Dwayne. Yeah, we've got

to make sure the oil doesn't go to waste. You know what I mean?

I'm so sorry.

He's just rubbing your titties.

I mean, that's where most of the oil went, you know?

Just put it everywhere.

Yeah. Whoa. I'm going to take it off anyway later.

Yeah. Let's say I come to America.

What? You come to America for?

New beach.

They say you can, you know, get naked on the beach.

Right? Oh, well, a part of that statement is true. Yes, you could get,

but we have, you do know we have specific beaches for that. I don't know.

This isn't the beach you got naked.

Yeah.

I just want to almost take it off.

You're trying to get naked at the beach? Yeah.

Oh, my God. Enjoy the sun.

No tan lines. I get it. Yeah. Yeah, the tan lines.

Oh, keep rubbing that oil. That's important. Keep rubbing that oil in.

Get some more.

Wow. Miki, okay. Well, all right.

Yes, we do have nude beaches. I'm glad you... So much oil.

Well, it's very important that the oil soaks into your skin.

It's good for the tan.

The more it soaks into the skin, the more it's going to give you very good

special tan.

Okay? This is true.

She did ask if we wanted to touch her tits because she was proud of them.

So you're proud of your tits, huh?

Yeah. Yes, you love your tits, huh? You're very proud.

Yeah. Do you tell that to everyone when they say, oh, my God, your tits are big?

You're like, yes, you want to touch.

Is that what you say?

Yeah, everyone.

Everyone, you want everyone to touch, huh?

Okay, wow. Well, that's very nice and friendly of you.

How does it feel?

Great.

Yeah, she was trying to show us her ass, too, you know that?

Oh, yeah? Yeah, she was like, hmm.

I think Ola needs to go down there as well.

What do you do back at home yeah, what do you do

I just trade stuffs.

Oh, nice!

Wow! I play with my dog.

Yes, you have big ass and big tits. Let me see those things again.

Cute face.

What do you look... What is he... What are you staring at, Mickey?

Stop! Oh, his... What is that?

What is that?

Yeah.

I'm sorry. Dwayne, you gotta apologize for that. It can't just be hard.

Well, I mean, I'm rubbing her boobs.

I don't know how it wouldn't be hard. Is that a gun?

No, no, no, no, no. I use it as a weapon, though. No.

That's his penis.

We'll shoot you.

I apologize. He must have got hard rubbing your tits. No way. It couldn't

dick. Oh, absolutely.

No, you're lying.

What do you mean?

The most biggest dick I've seen in Asia, it's like... This.

And this is like this.

You're not in Asia anymore.

No, it's fake.

Fake? Grab another fake. Why don't you grab and see?

There's nothing else in there. I don't even have anything in my pockets. Are

kidding me?

I mean, he'll let you touch it just so you can see.

Grab it.

She went under.

She said, I got to make sure.

this you still think it's fake no it's a real big big heart black oh

no this is authentic are you sure yeah now give it a grow

you're not sick you're not sick i've never heard that one you're not sick

so big you're unhealthy

It was a little dry.

Okay? It's a collaboration.

Whoa!

Yeah, I want to know if I can fit my mouth.

You're very... Is that... Is that what they do in Taiwan?

No, don't tell my mom.

Oh, my God. I said Taiwan.

Oh. Not your mom.

Taiwan suck up random dick?

Yeah. Probably. They like foreigners.

They like foreigners.

Yeah.

Okay, let's see. I mean...

Show what they got in Taiwan.

I mean, he's definitely not going to complain. Wow, look at this.

She definitely came to America to have sex.

Wow, wow, wow.

My goodness.

Yeah, let me give you some help there. Oh, your cup tastes so good.

Okay.

I love something with black color.

Oh.

Yeah, put your face on. Let's see.

Just put it right beside your face right here.

Hello?

Answer the dick call.

Hello?

Fuck yeah.

Oh my

gosh,

this is a deep throat.

So big Open

up

wide

You like it? I like that.

Okay, that's it. I want to see those boobs just like that.

It's okay. Stay down.

That's so cute.

Oh, my God.

Oh, so cute.

Let me see if I ever dosed it.

Oh, yes, baby.

Yeah, fuck my book. Oh, yeah. Yeah, fuck it. Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's so hot.

Yeah.

No heads.

Let me see those tears.

Hey.

Oh,

that's so hard to struggle with.

What do you want to do with it?

What are you going to do first?

I'm going to slide my body all over.

Yeah? Yeah.

Let's see.

She's giving you one of them Taiwanese massages.

I've heard about these.

You feel this dick?

You're gonna put it inside?

Yeah. Yeah? Uh oh.

You think I can?

Ah, yeah.

I think you can. Really?

You don't think you can?

I don't know.

I'm a real type bitch and pussy.

Let's see if we can do it. Yeah?

I see your face when it goes in. I see your face.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh, my God.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh, God.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Yeah. Oh.

Oh, it feels so good.

Oh. It takes so big.

Yeah. Oh,

fuck you.

Yeah.

Oh,

God.

Oh,

she fucked everywhere.

Uh -huh. Yeah.

On the beach.

Yeah, throw that ass back. Go ahead.

Keep that face down.

There we go.

Yeah.

Hello? Yeah, why don't you put that paste on?

Just like that, it'll stay there.

Losing beat to this.

To the door. Yeah, there we go.

Go up here. Put those legs in the air.

There we

go.

Dip right on in there. Push.

Uh -oh, stay right there, yeah.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Mm -hmm.

That's so hot.

Uh -huh.

Just lie on me, babe. Yes, yes.

Mm -hmm.

my pussy.

Oh, oh,

oh, I can't believe it.

Hmm.

. . .

This is the best year.

There we go.

Look here.

with a lot of big black cock.

Maybe she didn't come to the beaches.

I will go to the beach every day now.

There, let her put her feet down.

Is that for me?

There we

go.

Yeah, go ahead.

Oh my gosh, I made a mess down here. Yeah.

You did.

Gotcha, though.

It was a gun in there.

I'm so much more the sunscreen now.

Yeah.

Wow. So, how long are you in town?

Probably another week.

Yeah? Mm -hmm.

Okay, because...

I mean, you seem like a pretty outgoing girl, you know?

I wonder if you'd want to make more of these videos like this with other guys.

You said you wanted to get fucked with other big dicks, right?

Yeah. Yeah?

A lot of cum on my face.

Oh, my God.

So that's why you're single. You like to have sex, I guess, huh?

Is this trip about having sex with a lot of American men?

Okay, well look if we um here look you could wipe your face

Let us get your number and then we call you up

and and I could plan some more of these Yeah, you're okay with that I'm

gonna let you off here Do you know what like you have an app

that like you could get rides from like rideshare?

Okay, go ahead in.

All right. So look, whatever you do, don't go that way, okay? It says no

trespassing and no dumping. Technically, we're kind of dumping right now, but no

trespassing. Don't go through those gates, okay?

You just call that ride share. Are you going to call them?

Yeah. Call that ride share, okay?

Before we leave, can you just tell me, hi, I'm Mickey, and I just got fucked on

the bus?

Hi, I'm Mickey. I just got fucked on the bus.

Yes, you did.

Whoa.