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[♪ theme song playing]
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Drivel. Funny word.
What's the plural? "Drivelous"?
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That looks like
you'll be jaywalking home. [snickers]
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Oh. [chuckles]
I didn't think I'd get my way.
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[tittering] So much pressure.
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Okay. Scanning through 1000 channels and…
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nothing good.
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Mom, maybe you could tell a story about us
when we were younger.
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Um, we've done that a few times.
Not sure what stories are left.
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Well, at least
we used the fireplace for once.
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And this does remind me of a story.
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It's a story of a very sad time,
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a time when we thought
Bart might be a truly bad boy.
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It was four years ago.
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Bart was six, and Homer was gently
reading little Lisa to sleep.
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"The scared little bird walked up
to the steam shovel.
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Are you my mother? Asked the bird.
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The steam shovel said, snort!"
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Mmm. Carrot.
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Homer, there's someone else here
who might have wanted that cookie.
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Aw. Sorry, boy.
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Ew. Carrot. [groans]
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You know, the more
I think about it, Homie,
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Never!
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[groans] Repeat after me:
"Right is right."
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Right is wrong!
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[sighs] It's so hard being a good father.
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How did people raise kids
before duct tape?
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[Marge] It got to where
all Bart could think about
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was how mad he was at Homer.
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[♪ "La Gazza Iadra: Overture" playing]
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Prayer, ignoring it, donating $20.
Nothing worked.
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My recommendation is a larger donation.
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Thanks for nothing.
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That's his father.
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He's aged that poor man that much?
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What the?
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Homer is 38.
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Dear God.
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Bart, you're a very special boy.
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Okay. I'm just going to say it.
The boy is a P-S-Y-C-H-O.
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Psycho!
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And there's your second opinion.
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With an emergency court order, we can
get him immediately into this facility.
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The social workers will come Monday
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in a windowless van disguised
as a colorful ice-cream truck.
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We really miss you, boy.
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[game beeping, chiming]
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[recorder] The cow says…
[imitating cow] …Moo!
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That's a phone call
you never wanna get. [cries]
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You know what these signify?
That's right. It's all the times I cried.
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[electricity crackles]
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-Well, is it free coffee with purchase--
-I'm afraid not.
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Well, you're coming downtown
to where I live,
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to teach my wife
how to make donuts. Let's go.
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[♪ ice cream truck music plays]
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This childhood is over.
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And in case we have to deal with that
quote unquote "father", I brought this.
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Boy, they're coming for you.
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[knocks on door]
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Not again.
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You know what to do, people.
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[bangs on door]
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Just take the ding dang plate!
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