All language subtitles for The.Real.Housewives.of.New.York.City.S13E01

Oh, my God. Let me take this f***ing
thing off.

Hi. I mean, look, COVID's been long.
It's been lonely.

I haven't been able to work out in a
month because of my surgery.

How did it go?

Great. I can breathe amazing.

And you don't have a big honker anymore
either.

Hi. How are you? I'm good. Good to see
you.

It's been a while.

Yep. We just realized we spent three
months with you, and we haven't seen you

three months. That's correct.

Mario, Avery, and I always have had this
natural rhythm, and we had the rhythm

back again. We were a family.

Yeah, I do miss your cooking down in
Florida.

Well, you have to come to New York more
often. No, you come back down. Is that

an offer?

You mean an invite?

Yeah.

My little lone avocado.

I got you everything organic.

You know, I used to love to go to the
supermarket, but now that it's a masked

affair, I'm not into it. I know we all
need masks, and it can be fabulous, but

for me, it's like a fashion faux pas.

I just gave you an email to look up. Did
they answer me?

Not yet.

Where's that eyelash stuff I gave you? I
don't have lashes.

These are crazy times, but I'm a crazy
lady, so I feel right at home, actually.

Cray -cray is the way we roll. Oh, I
used to use this when I used to shave

Oh my God, I might do this tonight.

Of all my vices, being glamorous is one
I'll never give up.

I'm sex positive and yes, negative.

I may say the wrong thing, but my
intentions are always right.

I've had to work twice as hard for half
as much, but now I'm coming for

everything.

Just like New York City, Sonia Morgan
never goes out of style.

You're my little therapy dog.

You know, sitting alone with yourself
during quarantine helps you make some

changes. And I did. I upgraded my
apartment and I got a new fur baby,

We adore her. She's literally like my
second child.

Sometimes I like her more than Kira.

Hi. How are you?

Good. How are you?

Okay, I'm just going to put it out
there. I'm very, very nervous right now,

I have so many feelings going on. As
I've mentioned to you that I am starting

conversion process to Judaism.

Today is Yom Kippur, and it's just
becoming very real to me that I am

these steps.

It's a big thing to convert to an
organized religion.

What else would you convert to, an
unorganized religion?

I've been thinking about converting to
Judaism for many, many years.

I mean, maybe I'm having my Madonna ray
of light moment.

Then when COVID hit, I was having, I
would say, the only period of my life

I felt very disconnected from a God. I
quit drinking again, and I got a very

deep calling to convert to Judaism.

What rabbi is converting you?

Orthodox. I think you should look into
that a little.

It's the real way. That's the way I'm
doing it. I mean, he did mention that I

might have to, I mean, I talked about,
like, the way I dress. You're going to

have to be much more modest.

Modern.

Modest. Oh. No, I don't want to be more
modest.

I am attracted to the challenge. Like, I
think I'm attracted to all the rules

and the rituals and the prayers.

And look, it's not like I'm going to
convert and, like, that's it. I'm a Jew.

The conversion is the beginning for me.

Oh, God.

Wait, this is Dad. Let me go and ask for
forgiveness.

Okay. Bye. Love you.

Hi.

How's it going, girl? I just wanted to
see you face -to -face because I, like,

want to talk to you about something
important.

Today is Yom Kippur.

I want to start the year off fresh, so I
want to ask you for your forgiveness

for really just not being a great
daughter.

But you told me to go to hell the other
day. What did you tell me first?

And I'm sorry. So do you forgive me?

Well, we'll see about that.

Dad, I can't. I have to go into the new
year with forgive. Like, you have to,

like, forgive me now or not. I don't
think it goes like we'll see what

I'm not Jewish. I'm going to do what I
want.

You know, as a Christian, you have to do
penance.

Well, this is me. I'm atoning now, Dad.

You're just asking for forgiveness.

You have to do penance. You have to make
up.

Well, we don't do that in Judaism.

Well, we do that in Catholicism.

Dad, you're not taking this serious.

I am taking it seriously.

Just because I'm converting to Judaism
doesn't mean I'm going to be the perfect

Jew. You know, I'm not telling my rabbi
this, but this is about progress, not

perfection. Me converting is the
beginning of, like, a very long

journey.

Wait,

look at Angel.

She's so sweet.

She is.

So guess what? Guess who moved in the
neighborhood?

Luann. She lives, like, only a couple
blocks from me.

Who would have thought that she and I
are really friendly now?

Hello? Hey, honey, can I come in?

Yeah, is the door open?

Uh, yeah, hi.

Hey.

Oh, my God. You have the most gorgeous
floors.

I am so jealous.

Oh, my God. Look how chic, c 'est la vie
you look.

If I saw you walking down the street, I
would look twice.

Wait, this is from Kingston?

This is from Kingston. I sold my house,
by the way. No, congrats. I sold it.

Yeah. So I'm happy about that because I
never got up there. I'm always in the

Hamptons, especially with COVID. I mean,
I just.

I never got there.

Weirdly enough, it kind of feels good to
be back in my old neighborhood.

I had a townhouse for many years on the
Upper East Side. It was my stomping

ground. So it's kind of nice to be back
and living around my girlfriend, like

even Ramona.

And I love the way you decorate it. I
love the colors.

Thank you.

You're impressing me more and more the
more I get to know you.

Well, life is surprising, isn't it? I
feel like I'm meeting Luann for the

time. And I think she's just more in
touch with herself. I've never been

to somebody. Maybe it's fate. Who would
have thought?

I know, who would have thought? If you
said two years ago that I'd be having

this conversation with you, I would just
get out.

Now the bond has gotten stronger, and
I'm actually really excited she's my

neighbor. I'm going to give you some of
this. Sure. This is something I found

three months ago in the Hamptons. It's
an alternative to drinking, and Victoria

and I were looking for stuff because
Victoria doesn't drink, and I'm not

drinking right now. Yeah, Avery's not
drinking. I'm trying to cut it down way

down, too. So this is a non -alcoholic
rosé. Oh, my gosh, and it looks like

rosé. It's amazing. Oh, my gosh, I can't
wait to try this. So we're going to

have a toast. Let's have a toast to our
new budding friendship. Well, for me,

it's a toast to not drinking. Okay.

You know what? Congrats. I literally
think that...

At this point, I'm allergic to alcohol
because this summer I had a couple times

where I didn't remember how I got home.
This summer?

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. And that's dangerous.
All right.

Let me hear that. Let me hear about it.

I'm getting the chills. It's not only
dangerous, it scared me. It scared me.

Tell me what happened. Were you out,
like, at a friend's home? No, I was out.

was out in Sag Harbor, and that's
happened a couple of times.

And I said to myself, you know what?

I have been drinking my whole life. It's
not worth it. It's time to change it

up, you know, for me. To tell you the
truth, I was so disgusted with myself.

Really? At this age, you're not going to
remember? No, this is not happening

ever again.

Oh, I like it. Isn't it amazing? Last
year, I was trying to figure out when I

was going to drink again.

Now, there's something that clicked. I'm
okay without drinking.

Little pasta with shrimp? Sure.

Right? That looks good.

Yeah, it looks great. Have you heard
from Sonia at all? I haven't seen her at

all. I'm a little upset with how she's
been distancing herself from me. It just

doesn't make sense. Not just from you,
from everybody.

Well, texting her, calling her. Texting
her, calling her. She doesn't return

calls. She doesn't return texts. It's
like, you know, I worry about her. I'm

like, what the hell's going on? I don't
know. You know, and then I saw her

daughter. I was at Gitano downtown like
a couple months ago. I asked her, I

said, where's your mom? You know, she
said, you know what, Luann? She doesn't

give me the time of day. She's always
busy.

But that's not like Sonia not to show up
for her daughter. She has everything

for her daughter. No, I know. What the
hell is going on with her? When Sonia

goes MIA, it means something is going on
with her psychologically.

And when she's feeling really
vulnerable, she wants to hide because

want us to know. It's almost like she's
embarrassed.

But we're her friends. We're there for
her. Wait, so you're not going to

this. So I'm looking for an apartment,
right? And I see this.

Right? I walk in. I'm like, the
ceilings, everything looks amazing.

I'm like, I'll take it, right? The view
is great, whatever.

And your furniture fit perfectly. Well,
guess what? Come with me. No, what are

you going to show me?

I don't know if I'm ready for this.

So I'm standing here. I'm literally
waiting for the movers to walk in.

And I look, and I go, oh, my.

No! No!

No way!

Holy shit!

Oh,

you don't even need binoculars. Oh, my
God. You don't even need a telescope.

And it's like, it's like right in my
view.

Come on.

I was in shock.

I'm in shock.

The good news is I know when he's in
town because the lights are on or

not. So now I know the light's on.

I won't be going to the Regency. Hey,
Tom.

See you later.

Coming up.

So we're going to turn you on.

Wait, I brought you this. This is a
resting bitch face mask. I sleep with a

resting bitch face.

Hi. Hey, babe. How are you?

I'm good, baby. You all coordinated.

It's so good to see you. I like your
mask.

Thank you, baby.

I love this mask, but I hate this mask.
No, it's like, I can't.

How's your week going?

It's good.

It's not bad.

Busy. How was your date? That's what I
really want to know.

You want to see?

Yes. Girl, you can't see my big
obnoxious smile under here. I'm sure

what's going on.

Alan's great.

He's great. He's great. We had fun.

We just grabbed dinner on the Upper West
Side.

Me and Ebony met recently through mutual
friends, and we live in the same

neighborhood. Our dogs.

Love each other.

We have a lot in common. The difference
is Ebony is really good at dating rich

men.

Okay. It's like taking your bra off
after... Except for when I take the bra

girl, it ain't never coming back on.

I'm sorry.

I can't stand it. Oh, wait, I brought
you this. This is a resting bitch face

mask. Oh, my God. I'll get you a leopard
one, too. Yeah, I want the leopard one.

This is cute.

Well, I do believe in a resting bitch
face, y 'all.

That's why you keep the lines away. I
know, exactly. I'm serious, yeah.

That's why, yeah, I try not to smile. I
sleep with a resting bitch face.

Oh, my God.

Ebony is pretty much the epitome of
black girl magic.

She is a lawyer.

She's an AKA.

She's a broadcaster.

She took on the president, and she does
this all while looking hottest wearing

Louboutins. What's up with your world?
Any special gentleman callers?

That's what I like to call them. I love
me a gentleman caller, girl. I mean, I'm

still kind of, like, enmeshed a little
with this guy PETA Chip, but it's so...

Wait, PETA Chip? Yeah, I call him PETA
Chip. It's just the whole thing. He owns

a fucking PETA place that sells PETAs to
everybody in New York. I took a picture

of myself nude with a PETA here.

I sent it to him and then he sent it to
a friend, but he sent it to me. He's

cool. We're going to be friends no
matter what. And I think that's the

like he's coming back to him, but he's
kind of a way at the same time. Okay.

I'm going to ask you and not to
psychoanalyze, but I'm curious, Leah,

ready to fall in love? Like, is that
doable for you right now? Yes, I am. I'm

ready. Like I am ready. Like it doesn't
mean like I'm pressed.

You're not pressed.

I'm good. Girl, bitch, you never press.
Thank you.

Thank you. But I hear you, because I had
to get to that place of intention.

I'll be honest, that was one of the
reasons it took me so long to leave my

relationship, because I really just
didn't want to start over.

Yeah. You know? You know.

It's like, ugh, who wants to, like, go
through all that? I hate the thought of,

like, having to take a sh... Like, when
you're over at a guy's house for the

weekend. You know what's so funny? I am
psychotic. I'll get a colonic

beforehand, so I don't have to go to the
bathroom. I don't give a... I'll take

a... It could be a first date.

And if you have to go, you have to go.

Because you fed me. We went to dinner,
didn't we? I broke up with a guy for

farting in front of me.

Girl, oh my God. I know. You're a mess.
I am.

You're the best kind of man.

But I'm serious. No, I will take a doo
-doo. I don't care about that at all.

Because I'm a human being, bitch. I ate.

Oh, Marley. It's not always.

About you, darling.

Marley's like my lovers. He wants food
and they want sex. That's it.

One -minded.

You know, I'm having a brunch here in a
couple of days. Yes. I'm inviting all

the girls. I haven't seen them. Because
the girls can be a little judgmental.

They come in, you know, they say, Grey
Gardens, a little 80s feel there, you

know. I'm not going to lie. I liked
quarantine.

I like to be alone.

And it did give me time to be a little
bit more in touch with myself and

I had to move back here because I rented
the apartment while this was rented.

But when the pandemic struck, forget it.
This wasn't rented or sold. I had to

move back here. If no one's renting the
townhouse, I can't be shelling out cash

every month to rent my little pied -a
-terre in Columbus Circle.

And all my clothes are in storage.

So I'm wearing my pajamas every day like
everybody else under a pandemic.

Well, you look chic, don't you? I am a
guest in my own house until this gets

rented or sold.

First person who comes in here and says,
you want $10 for this? I'll give you

$7. Great!

I'm out of here. It's all about taking
care of me now. Yes, it's your time.

So I want a bubble bath now.

I'm glad I took the five months to take
some time for myself and reevaluate

what's important to me.

All right, let me show you how to do my
tub. Why can't you do this?

I don't know. This one.

So we're going to turn this on.

What's happened?

Wait, I don't even know how to do this
either. Oh, God.

It's hot water.

Okay, here.

Here, yeah. Why are we using this?

I'm training you how to do it.

You're getting a master's, so you need
to know how to do real life things. Yes,

you're right.

I'm learning so much.

This is my master's right here.

There is something magical about my
internship because you can't learn what

know in the classroom.

Look at what's coming out here.

No, no, you have to put it on the... Oh,
God, you don't even know that?

What is he saying?

How to load a dishwasher.

How to garden.

Then there's the bubble bath.

These are nuts.

Things you're going to learn at Wharton.

Thanks. Okay. All right. This had to be
here.

I didn't even get it. Oh, no.

I look weird dressed.

Well, that's why I need more me time.

Let me cut this hair.

I don't know.

Hey, hey.

Okay, that's done.

Oh. Oh. You might not need to just hold
this up.

Is that Leah?

Leah!

bring somebody.

Someone's knocking at my door. I have to
go.

All right.

Can't wait to see the plane.

Okay, I can't wait to have you. Bye.

All right, bye.

There's just nothing like that.

Coming up.

You've been hanging out with Harry
Dubin. You guys have been sucking face

over New York today. Why does everyone
start in my life and end up in your bed?

I mean, no one's in my bed, baby.

I don't know you.

Come on in.

That pink Hermes bracelet looks
fabulous.

Oh, thank you.

Okay, so it's been a day. I've been
going since 9 -15.

I had Revolt Black News.

I had Holden Court stuff.

I need this drink. I've earned it. I
don't know about you. Okay, yes.

So if I let you pick, do you want rosé?

Yes. Okay. I wear many hats
professionally.

I am a lawyer by trade.

But I also work as a broadcaster. I
currently host a show called Revolt

News. In some positive news, California
Governor Gavin Newsom, he's forming a

task force to research reparations for
the descendants of American slaves.

I also just launched a podcast called
Hold in Court with Ebony K. Williams.

I think I'm the definition of a multi
-hyphenate. So anyways, you know I love

Harlem. Well, you know I'm coming back.
To what, to visit me? No, sis, I'm going

to buy. I remember you said you were
looking at...

brownstones or something. Well, I was
looking at brownstones. That was a

years ago. That was a couple years ago.
And I told you what happened, y 'all.

I tried it. I went to the bank.

They had some new. I thought I was
bawling. And then I forgot to check that

FICO.

And they were like, no one's going to
give you a mortgage.

Like, no one. Like, not even your mama
is going to give you a mortgage with

FICO. Because it was like, when I made
that choice, right, you know, I was

practicing. Everything was great.

And then I wanted to do this broadcast.

I always wanted to be an attorney, so I
started practicing law at 23.

Was at a big firm, didn't like that,
went to be a public defender, loved it.

at some point in my legal career, it
became clear that there was another

I decided I needed a bigger microphone,
a bigger stage, more amplification.

I wanted to make it happen, and I was
like, I'm going to bet on myself.

And I basically put every dollar, every
cent I had into pursuing that. A lot of

things, like bills, fell through the
wayside.

They were irresponsible.

Girl, the repo man was, ma 'am, where's
your three series?

Right now.

Honey, I was like dodging, trying to
park different places so they wouldn't

it. They found that damn car. They
repossessed. And so I will never make

choices again.

And that was all on your credit.

And it was all on my credit.

So I took about a year and a half. You
know, it's like poor, fair, good,

excellent. We are now bitches excellent.

doing my thing but now it's like bitch
is on yeah like i'm on it worked out for

me but it almost didn't and so i will
never take that for granted but i'm so

glad i bet on myself and you know what i
always will because i'm a sure thing so

listen i'm buying a one bedroom
currently we just closed contract oh you

yeah i think it's going fast and that's
why i'm ready to get out of this

apartment to be honest and that's what
we'll do that's what we'll do so you

in to help Pack. And take some stuff.
Not these.

They come into Harlem. These glasses are
not from Harlem.

Here

we

go. I'm going down to see the setup.

I really don't like the runner, but it's
all set up now. What can I do? The

thing is that we want something low.

I have an affliction to runners.

I just, I grew up with a family of
people who had runners and plastic over

rugs and plastic on the couch. Oh, this
looks amazing.

Yeah, and I never take the tags off
anything in case I don't keep it.

Hey, Lou. It's Ramona. How are you?

I'm good. I'm just getting ready for our
little brunch over at Sonia Rita's.

Yeah, me too. I kind of feel like
getting dressed up, and I Googled that

wear white all year round.

I will text you when I'm getting into
the car.

Awesome. Corona is my neighbor.

I know. I love it. And lucky me.

And lucky me.

How are you feeling? I'm so excited,
actually. You know what? This is going

be so fun.

I just hope they behave themselves.

Do you think they've met anyone like me
before?

Like that person? No.

Because actually, no. I don't think they
have. A black person like me. The Upper

East Side, you know, is not really my
stomping ground. But y 'all, whatever.

You know, this.

Serves everywhere.

Did they ask questions?

Were they like, what's she like? Well, I
only really talked to Sonya about it,

but she didn't ask too much.

She'll see it and believe it.

Honey, I am not new to this way of life.
I've seen Lou on the charity circuit

for years in New York. I remember going
to see her at Joe Zarin's house years

ago for a great charity event. So I
totally could vibe with it. I shouldn't

be talking about them generally. It's
just more like Ramona.

She's been a lot of messed up.

stuff with me she also promised me that
she's not gonna like tell me like what

to say and do anymore but when was the
last time you saw ramona actually a

couple months ago okay yeah and it was
like cool you know it was um it was not

cool i'm not on bipolar medication how
would i know that you know you know it's

gonna end up on the show and that's why
you did it well and then we kind of Made

peace. Part of Leah reminds me of
myself.

She beats her own drummer, and I respect
that so much. Look, I mean, I am

willing to move forward.

More important though, I hope the food
is very good here. I think it will be. I

don't miss no meals.

You know this is a serious situation
with me and food.

Coming up.

Hi, Sonia.

I'll be right in. It's funky stone. You
have to get the dirt off the top but not

take the dirt from the crack.

Is this for real right now?

All right. The infamous townhouse.

Oh, my God. My dress is open. You're hoo
-ha?

Girl, I got you, girl.

No hoo -ha moments. No Britney moments.

I'm trying to cover the pond. I just
cleaned the pond.

And I'm just trying to cover the stuff.

The things that have probably gone on in
this place.

If these walls could talk. Yeah, if
these walls could talk.

Oh, my gosh.

Here we are.

It looks like a normal, really nice
Upper East Side townhouse. I mean, maybe

I, like, brought in a blacklight with me
and, like, put it up to the walls and

the carpet, I might not even want to
walk into the place.

But, you know, I'm happy to be here.

I just cleaned this garden twice, okay?

Hi, Sonia.

Hi. Hi.

I'll be right in, Leah. Let me just do
the stone because nobody knows how to do

this. Do you need any help, Sonia?

This is like a specialized thing I'm
doing. It's funky stone. You have to get

the dirt off the top but not take the
dirt from the cracks.

Is this for real right now?

No, I'm serious.

This is for real? Okay.

One thing about me is I am on Sonia
time. I am never ready personally when

guests arrive, but everything is ready
for the guests, let's say.

Hi.

Hi. How are you? How are you?

You look gorgeous. Everyone I see, they
go, oh, don't worry, I have the

antibodies. Is that like the... That's
the new thing. I actually do have the

antibodies. Yeah, she actually does. I
really do.

Like, I got six, so I got the
antibodies.

You're so tiny.

I'm not sure about Ramona. I don't know
if Ramona actually had the antibodies.

Did she have the antibodies?

Did she give the blood? She didn't give
the blood. Who knows? We also lied about

donating your blood, which is
disgusting. You know what? Just stop.

Did you donate your blood? Yes, I did.
Ramona, she didn't give the blood. Okay.

I instinctively didn't believe that
because I know she would have posted it.

She Instagrammed it. She Instagrams
every little thing she does.

I got a new machine for coffee. It's
taking me a half an hour to figure out

to work it.

I figured it out. I got my tea.

We'd see the whole bag of blood that she
donated and her passing out or whatever

would ensue after doing it. This is an
enchanted garden.

It really is. It's like you read about
in the school books.

I'll just try to be PC, but if you
notice, my fish are every color. I have

black, white, yellow. You look gorgeous.
Black and orange. I see black, yeah,

biracial fish, yeah.

Body positivity, you have larger fish.

Yep, skinny ones, little ones. Skinny
ones.

Everything. You better be the fish
diversity bitch.

I feel Sonia's trying to connect on the
racial diversity element of the moment.

But I think the fish effort is a bit
lame.

I give her two points for trying.

So something just hit me.

I'm like the Debbie Downer right now
because I like to keep it simple here.

And, you know, this is like this is an
asset. But, you know, the money comes

the money goes out.

To support a house like this. And I just
had a big deal go south.

I just can't seem to catch a break.

Oh, you're talking about Century 21.

Leah was there for me. Finally, I get
this Century 21 situation where I found

purpose and having my clothes in a
wonderful retail operation.

Century 21 is very, very proud to do
this collaboration with Sonya Morgan.

Boom.

Done. I feel like the rug has been
pulled out from under me again.

So I'm doing well online, but we had big
losses up front from the sewing

machines and these fabulous luxury
fabrics and all that up front.

Are you 50 -50 partners?

I'm 54 % and it's my name, my brand.
You're controlling partnership.

But if you're not making money, I'm not
making money. That's the problem.

Are you looking at your own books on
you? Yeah, I guess I do. Do you trust

Oh, I went to see the books.

These are the bottom lines.

Mustier, we lost paper.

Then we started, this is when you told
me, we started to see a little

Oh, that was again a law?

That's from the fashion show. I got the
tax violence, but I didn't get the book.

You need the book. You need to see the
books. If you're 54 % partnership,

technically, you're controlling
partnership status, and you need to see

books. Ooh, I'm seeing the lawyer coming
out of that cleavage right there. I'm

sorry. I mean, not to get all badass,
but... Get all badass, girl. You gotta

a boss.

Free legal advice?

You're talking to somebody that just had
35 lawyers. I could always use one in

the squad.

Wait, what kind of lawyer are you?

Every kind.

That's like you...

Now that we have a lawyer in the group,
maybe we could find a plastic surgeon.

So do you feel you want children someday
or you don't know?

Someday, bitch. I'm old.

But babies, yes.

You do?

See, I never knew. I was a total selfish
bitch. I was on the Oprah track. I'm

going to be boss of the universe.

Yeah. And I don't have time for no baby
slowing me down. And actually, no man

either. Right. But, right? No, I'm very
serious. So that was my plan.

I met my now ex -fiance.

He had three children when we dated. It
was basically like I realized, first of

all, there is nothing, I'm not telling y
'all anything you don't know, there is

nothing like that parental child
relationship.

It's just a different kind of love. I do
know that to build this legacy and this

beautiful family, that is going to cost
something, right? That's going to

mean... Maybe slowing down a little bit
of my goals and ambitions to dominate

the world.

You have an ex -fiance now.

I was with him for three and a half
years, Sonia. He's been there, done

His kids are almost out the house. Two
of them are in college. One's 13.

Just, we didn't want the same things out
of life.

Yeah. Literally.

January. of this year, I was planning a
wedding, but COVID made us tell the

truth. You know, he didn't want to have
another baby. He said he did because he

wanted me. He didn't really want to be a
dad again.

Number four is a lot.

Oh, guys start sweating bullets. My ex,
when we were married, I was pregnant

with a second kid, and he was already,
what, in his 70s, and he already had two

boys, and he was like excited, but he
was really sweating it. He was like, you

know, I don't care how much money you
have. If you're going to have to start

spending more money, for another 25
years?

That's a lot of money.

Coming up.

Yeah, we missed you all summer.

You didn't visit me or Lou this summer.
What the heck happened to you? We were

talking. She's a new friend. We're your
oldest friends in the world.

Right here, Ramona.

I saw the handsome guy down there. Of
course you were.

Do you like the caviar, Ramona? How do
you know? She knows me so well. Hi. How

are you? You're so pretty.

Thank you. Good to hear. I love your
hair.

Wow,

Ramona. You look beautiful, Ramona.
You're elegant. I wore heels, though.

Leah, how are you doing?

Hi, gorgeous.

You look incredible. Thank you. So do
you. Oh, we went with the baby, huh?

you encouraged me.

So which color do you like the best?
Orange and the yellow have to go.

No?

I explained everything.

I said, let me channel my inner Lou. You
look great. Thank you. I don't know

Ebony well. I just know her socially and
in passing, but I've always liked her

and thought she was beautiful.

Hi, Ramona.

Ebony. Hi, Ebony. What are some things
about you? She has that, what we say in

French, je ne sais quoi.

Lou, Lou, who's new on the scene?

I have, you know, my trainer friend in
the Hamptons.

Oh, yeah.

He's so cool. He's gorgeous.

Stunning, and he's just a healthy guy.

You know, he's sick, sick. You always go
for the locals. Yeah, he's South

African. He used to play rugby for
England. Oh, wow.

So crazy. So we just see each other.
We're friends, and, you know, sometimes

play kissy -kissy.

Nothing wrong with that. Sometimes they
have a little cardio.

You know,

I put in the universe, basically, that I
want tall, blonde, and blue eyes.

And he appeared on a dating app, no
less. I mean, I manifest these things.

you got a new boyfriend, Leah's telling
me? Oh, yeah, honey. Boy, do you rebound

fast. How do you find a boyfriend during
COVID? I need some lessons. Okay, so he

was my friend. I had friend -zoned him
for a year. You don't get enough action.

Stop. She doesn't even remember her
boyfriend's names.

Because they're not boyfriends.

They're not boyfriends. What are they?
Just friends.

Friends with benefits or they're just
friends?

You do that. I don't care.

You've been hanging out with Harry
Dubin. I've been seeing you guys have

sucking face all over New York City.
Yeah, gross.

Well, sometimes, you know, he gets a
little frisky.

You know, he put it on him.

Seriously, Leah, you're getting that
desperate to pick on me. It's about

He's such old news.

We're just friends. Not according to
Sonia.

Sonia makes up stuff. She just likes to
be funny.

And she lies. That's my point.

Take the average, Sonia.

Ramona has to stop denying.

Where there's smoke, there's fire.

And where there's fucking face, as they
say, there is hiding the salami. You're

wrong. You don't even know me. Okay,
tell her when you have sex.

She says you don't know her. Why does
everyone start in my life and end up in

your bed? I mean...

No one's in my bed, baby. Y 'all got
some different kind of friendships than

used to.

Wait a second.

How did it jump to your dating? We want
to hear about that.

I apologize.

Let's get back to this. All right, so
this is a lovely gentleman who was a

friend for a year.

Wow. Love when that happens. And he just
was talking about social justice and

the kneeling in the NFL, which, you
know, I'm like a big sports fan.

He was captivating.

Yeah, he's a minority owner of a
football team. Well, I mean, he could

introduce me to some football players.
So I met him. No.

I know, I know. You should be dating the
guy that owns the team, but the ones

that are playing are so hot. I'm working
on Leah.

You got to get away from the talent,
Leah.

Get to the ball. Hey, whatever makes her
happy. She's young. She's her whole

life ahead of her. But that doesn't make
her happy, Ramona. That's the problem.

Anyway.

Yeah, you're right. She needs to be
happier and less hater. Set your goals

baby. All right. So with the new guy,
who's wonderful, so adoring.

How many months?

One month, two months, three months?

Two months. All right. Wait, wait, wait.
Does the new guy have kids?

Yeah, but they're grown. They're almost
30. Okay. They're all almost 30. How

many are off? Three.

Another three with this one? Yeah, but
they're 29, 27, and 26. They're adults.

They're adults. They have kids of their
own. You are getting fully loaded, guys.

I mean, they're just loaded. They are
loaded with sperm. Oh, with a lot of

So you'll get pregnant right away with
this guy.

You're going to get pregnant right away
with this guy. Be careful. I hope so.

You never know, though. Are you on birth
control?

Yes. Oh, maybe you should go off if you
really want to. No, I don't want to trap

him. No, we don't want to trap him, but
if you're... Are you sure, Sonia?

Can we get up and move around?

Let's move inside the other room.

Let's stay a second. I want to talk to
you about something.

So what's that?

No, I just wonder because, you know, I
haven't been drinking.

So I was just, well, during COVID, I was
kind of going back and forth.

You know, because you know how it goes.

I can do this. I can control this part
of my life. But I'm realizing now I just

really can't. Yeah. I really can't. It's
a scary thing, you know, and I'm

struggling with it. And I just wanted to
know where your head's at because I

feel like if you're a wingman for me
because you told me that you're not

drinking right now.

And I'm not expecting you to say, oh,
sign up as my sponsor and not drink.

Oh, my God, obviously.

I haven't drank since March 31st.

Yeah. And, like, you know, I'm just.

I have a reference point because I
didn't drink for so many years. I think

was like a little bit like it wasn't
like me stopping for the first time all

over again. You know what I mean? It was
like I went back for nine years. Right.

Exactly. So I went back kind of easily
got back into the swing of things like,

OK, and it's just like so much easier.
Like I'm just so much more like this is

how it's supposed to be for me. Do you
know what I mean? Great, because, you

know, it's really hard and very nerve
wracking to be around everybody. And,

know, especially how this group, you
know what I'm saying? Yeah.

It's crazy.

You couldn't hold it until we got out.

Leah. Leah.

Leah.

I can be around her. I just feel like it
would be good for me to know that I

have a wingman. I'm here.

You know what I mean?

Absolutely. There's nobody that likes to
party more than me. Come on inside. We

have cheese and dessert.

Will it be a challenge to be around the
girls and not drink? Sure.

It's going to be different than
quarantining, but I'm ready.

Oh, my God. Oh, the dessert. Oh, I love
this. Oh, that's the milk voice.

I love this. I can't take credit for any
of this gracious food. It's just

beautiful. Well, you paid for it, so you
can't take some credit.

John, you're reaching. You never fail at
being a gracious hostess. Thank you.

Yeah, we missed you all summer. You
didn't visit me or Lou this summer. What

heck happened to you? I did not. You're
an MIA girl.

You're talking about.

We were talking.

She's a new friend. We're your oldest
friends in the world. Are you talking

about October, November?

We're talking about January, March,
April, May, June, July, August.

I was alone. I was in the desert, just
walking around alone, like all alone,

every day alone in my little room. No,
it's not about that. It's about we're

your besties, and we haven't heard from
you.

Coming up.

You know what? I felt an immediate bond
with you, and I don't really feel that

with many people. It's just easy.

It feels very easy. You said that to me
when I first met you, too.

Who?

It's not about that. It's about we're
your besties and we haven't heard from

you. No, Louis would say, have you heard
from Sonia? I go, no, have you heard

from Sonia? She goes, no. I go, what's
going on? Because we usually, one of us

hears from you. Century 21 just really,
it shocked me.

I'm just like, what rug is going to be
pulled down next?

Yeah, but we hadn't heard from you in
six months previous to that. Eight

You don't know really what's going on.
But I don't like to bother you guys.

I don't like to bother you. Sorry,
another time.

Right now, Sonia is not in a good
position.

Century 21 went out of business. The
townhouse, we thought that was gone.

This is, in a way, very heavy on her
psychologically, and I do not want her

spiral downward because of it.

Let's have a getaway.

Let's go.

Why don't you come out to the Hamptons
as you have not graced us with your

company. You've been inviting me. Yeah,
we should all go to the Hamptons. I'd

love to get out of the city. And Ebony,
you come too.

I'm glad that you guys would include me.
I felt an immediate bond with you and I

don't really feel that with many people.

It's like you've been here forever. It's
very easy.

You said that to me when I first met you
too.

Well, I agree. Thank you.

I've already felt the singer stinger
last year, and I am going to do my damn

best. to make sure that Ebony doesn't
have to go through what I went through.

So are we going to all stay together?

Yeah. You have to come to my house also.
You haven't seen my house out there. I

have a beautiful house. Beautiful. It's
in Sag Harbor. I know it's beautiful.

Well, Sag Harbor is my favorite in the
whole Hamptons. You know this. So you

know Sag Harbor. It's a very spiritual
connection for me because Sag Harbor was

really the first community on Long
Island and of the big major resort towns

allowed black people to own property,
waterfront property, during that era. So

what year is that?

This was like the 1940s. But the fact
that black people could own waterfront

property, not hardly a generation or so
after slavery. I mean, it's remarkable.

So Sac Harbor is very special to me. I
never heard that before. Yeah. I never

heard that either. Yeah.

You know, this is where I've been for
the last, you know, nine months during

COVID. Right.

Ramon has been in Florida and, you know,
there.

But anyway.

You know, typically, we do, like, a trip
to the Hamptons. So, you know, this is

kind of like our girls bonding moment.

Which sometimes works out and sometimes
doesn't.

People! Stop! Shut up! Stop!

What's wrong with you?

Yes, I'm excited.

Seriously, I heard nice things about
you, but you're actually nicer than they

said. I never said that. You got it all
wrong. Then you need to clean your ears

out and listen.

Leah, I don't know. That pink kind of
clashes with the red and black, but

Let's wear a black bag with it. That's
too.

Can you wait till she leaves to talk?

Okay. You're not going to treat me like
I'm the.

I don't need to hear it. I'm not
talking. I love the bag. I love you.

What happened to talking behind people's
back? No,

it's a new day.

This season on The Real Housewives of
New York City.

Go, Leah!

Go, Leah!

She's getting more action than the
toilet seat.

This is how it is to have a walker when
I get older.

We look so hot. We actually look really
hot.

Welcome to Harlem.

I like Ebony a lot.

Ooh, you can twit!

I'm not Toni Morrison in this bitch. I
can't be teaching y 'all everything.

Diana. Noah, Michelle.

Ugh, I get my health wrong.

She says she get her health wrong.

The help comment was a little triggering
for me. Here's the hospitality

assistant. I have more education,
frankly, than anybody at this table.

come into my house and tell me I don't
have an education.

I can leave your house, Mom. Oh, my God,
my ears are hurting. Meet Garth. Oh, no

wonder Luanne's so happy.

Garth, Garth, Garth. It's always Garth.
Hey, Garth. Oh, Jesus.

How are you? Picked up on the first
ring.

All right.

It's better than f***ing 1692.

I just feel like, check the f*** out.

Stop drinking, Morgan!

Stop the drinking. Get real.

I can't be around this. Stop. Stop.

Open the door. Don't overstep your
boundaries. I will step wherever the

want to. You're preaching me. That's
gaslighting. You know what? You're

gaslighting me. Why do you have to be in
everyone's business like a Karen?

Do you understand what I'm saying? Not
really.

He was my guy. He was never your guy.
Yes, he was.

You don't want to be here and listen.
Get the fuck out.

What happened to class and elegance? His
dick is bigger than his ball. Thank

God. Okay,

here we go. Leo, here we go.