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Hi, guys. I'm so excited to take a look back at my first season on The Real

Housewives of New York. And since I'm the newbie, I have the New York OGs,

Liliana Ramona, to keep me in check.

I get to, like, watch it back now and, like, see every single stupid thing I

and celebrate it.

She is not an alcoholic like you just said.

I take extreme pride in Hurricane Leah.

Hurricane Leah is a special moment.

It's not an often moment.

And it needs to be respected.

I'm good. Don't worry about me.

I thought the name Hurricane Leah was good because, you know, we didn't know

what was happening.

You know, it came out of left field and she reacted the way she reacted. But it

was sort of, well, it was. It was overwhelming like a hurricane.

You want to sit there? Sit there.

Sonia sits here. I don't care where I sit. This is such a show that's holding

her. It's a beautiful baby, right? That's right. Really. I mean, she looks

good. We switched over to vodka martinis. We were like, forget about it.

just have vodka martinis.

Oh, and there's Dorinda. She loves her vodka martinis way too much.

I need your backup. She's probably coming tonight.

Leah, you're sitting there just, I can see, like, the heat rising.

I was like, oh, my God, when is this going to end?

I knew that you were going to lose it here. I know.

Why is Trina doing that? We'll do that. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah, yeah.

Am I putting this on? Look at me with the lobster bib.

You're meaner and you're meaner and you're a hater. Meaner, meaner.

No, we're dumb and dumber.

Don't break it.

I understand Leah drinking a little more to sort of make herself feel more

comfortable because she's an unconventional girl in a very

I get it. But the strategy is not working.

I have to say, watching this episode, when I first watched it, I was laughing

hard and crying at the same time because I was like so entertained but

horrified. I know, right?

You're embarrassing Tinsley. Tinsley, am I going to get thrown?

I'm going to give a toast. Relax, kids. Relax. I'm good.

I'm good, guys. I'm having more fun than I've had in a month and a half. I have

to say, thank you.

Oh, these are squishy boobs. I will say, though, I look pretty hot for having a

total blackout meltdown. I mean, I'm looking not too shabby. I thought you'd

have my back on this one. But what is she doing now?

Brollicking around, playing with Leah.

I'm going to be in trouble. She's encouraging Leah to act this way.

The makeup and the, I don't know, everything is working for me. Yeah, you

great. The color of the bodysuit. You know, Leah, you always look fabulous

you go totally insane.

You're the best looking insane person I've seen in a long time. I'm sorry. I'm

going to go over here.

There she goes.

There she goes. You're the hottest.

Not the job I know. I'm taking a time bomb.

Ramona, I'm here.

Get their names right. I know they're both blonde, but get it right. I know

Leah wants to have a kiss with Ramona.

Yeah, I have. They kiss on the lips a lot. It's very strange.

It's because you wouldn't expect it from them, you know?

And I want to do it. Okay, listen to me.

Ramona, I'm sorry, Mom.

Stop calling her Mom. It's freaking me out. Oh, my God.

They decided to tell me, while I'm already losing it, they decided to tell

that my sister can't come after telling me she can come and she can come and she

can come.

Obviously extremely agitated.

I'll use that word.

You were feeling vulnerable. You were expecting your sister to come.

She tore the carpet out from underneath you.

And here you are going to show everybody just how you felt about it. I love it.

You're trying to steal me away from anything.

You're trying to do it. It bothers my heart. My delivery is dreadful.

Let me tell you, as insane as that dinner was, I missed that trip so much.

mean, that we could just travel and be, you know, have a girl night and go crazy

is, you know, I'm just going crazy.

Oh, my God.

There's somebody just dragging me along the grass.

It's crazy that I woke up the next day.

Leah, I would love to know. Lynn, what the hell is going through your head

now? Hell no, bitch. I am like, you know, I am just watching you flip out. I

very entertained, I got to say.

I mean, it was entertaining. I was like, this is better than a movie. I mean,

this is amazing.

I eat what I think. I think what I live. I was doing it from like a cautionary

tale thing. Stop.

Maybe I'm wrong.

And, you know, my life's not your life. I'm going to have a party, a cocktail

conversation.

Guess what?

My sisters are on the way. I'm just lying right now. She is. Yeah, I'm

My God.

She sounds like the Wicked Witch.

But let me tell you, this is awesome.

I feel like I'm in Groundhog Day with Tennessee. I just don't have the energy.

just want to watch Leah destroy the place. I know. I'm having a mental

breakdown.

You know what I'm realizing now is Leah, I cannot change my mind. If I say one

thing, I've got to stick to it because she can't handle anything else.

This is how scared I am of my sister, actually. That's what you're seeing. I

don't want to tell my sister no after I've told her yes.

Leah is already going bonkers.

bitch. Just like you rescinded the invitation.

I don't like this reaction.

It's out of her mind. No one's getting murdered here or getting their head

chopped off. I just said she can't come. I gotta get away from her. She's out of

control. Ramona, can I talk to you for a minute? No, I don't want to talk to

you. We're scared now.

Ramona, I need to talk to you. Right this second, please.

My food's here. I love to eat my food. Everyone knows I need to eat my food.

Not a good thing to talk to me when I'm hungry.

Nobody's ever been out of control in this group. Are you kidding? Yeah,

true.

I'm having mindy shells. I can't deal with shells right now.

No, no, no. Come on. Get over here. What? Come on. Come on.

Oh, my God.

I used to think about me that I was the gangster with the blonde hair and blue

eyes. This girl is like, she's another level. I think Leah's somersault was a

10. I mean, that late at night after having a couple of drinks? Wow. Maybe

a 12.

Put the chairs down now.

For me, when you started grabbing those flowers and the chair came in the air, I

was like, uh -oh.

I know. I got everybody a little nervous.

Are you kidding me? No, no, no.

Oh,

yeah. I had so much emotion I needed to let out.

Pretend you're at yoga. Breathe in.

Breathe out.

Ramona makes people crazy.

But in all fairness, Ramona felt put on the spot.

Oh, shut up.

I did feel put on the spot. She tells me on the way up. And then I said yes

because I felt guilty because I like her so much. And then I realized it

wouldn't be good. But then I realized I should have said yes because I made her

so upset.

And then you tell the person when they're having a mental breakdown

asking to bring her sister was a really bad idea.

Wow. Seriously, Tinsley, what's going on with your friend over there?

I mean, she can handle herself.

She's fine. No, she can't. She can't handle herself, quite clearly. She's

on the floor. She's ruined the flowers.

She's been hanging on to the drapes. She needs a little help from her friends.

She's not used to drinking. Neither am I, but have you ever seen me behave that

way? Ever?

You fell in the bushes, girl.

No comment.

We all make moments on the show where you go, this is fun.

And it's not funny.

We've all done some crazy shit in the past. But Leah's kind of crazy. It's

of shocking because she's new to the group. And we're just not used to her

of crazy.

My days of the Bushes are not over just yet, darling.

I'm really, like, really kind of weird about the people. I was really on one.

And I just really could not deal with Ramona at all. With your sister coming.

don't want her on this trip, wherever.

All right, honestly, if my sister's not allowed here.

I'm not staying here. I ride or die for my sister. What can I say?

I'm not staying.

Honestly, I swear to God, that's it. If my sister's not here, I am not staying.

I'm not staying. We can't invite her last minute. It's too late.

Leah, please.

I'm honestly just obsessed with how long and great my hair looks in this. Listen

to me.

Where is the bathroom? I'm going to the bathroom. We got you. I need a bathroom

break to figure this all out. This is like wildness.

Don't cry.

These bitches aren't worth crying for.

Oh, my God. This is so sweet. Look at everybody hugging me.

Look at even Sonia crying.

It's making me upset to see Leah upset. They're crying for me, and I really

think that's so sweet. Push her over the brink.

Look at this. There's so much love.

There's so much love. Thank you.

Throw me a phone, guys.

Throw me my sister.

Out of my box. Your sister's welcome.

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry.

All right, you know what? Leah's new to the group. She loves her sister.

Maybe I'm being too ridiculous.

I don't want her to be so upset.

Fine. I'll switch my mind again for the third time. Sorry I hurt your feelings.

And I realize I have to, like, give up my bullshit of, like, trying to control

the situation.

Thank you.

It's okay.

Okay, so don't cry, okay? How would you be happy? Stop the crying.

Okay. That was the good news about me. It went out just as fast as it came in

that hurricane, Leah.

Good. No more crying. You taught me something.

She didn't even remember this the next day. Obviously, it meant a lot to you,

and you mean a lot to me. Everyone literally saw me at my worst.

Some people like me at my work. Some people like Hurricane Leah.

My first time meeting all the women, which was at Dorinda's like end of

party. And obviously, I knew, but that was my first time meeting all of them.

You know, Leah, you know, for me, that's what I really liked about you. It was

like super easy and not at all complicated, which is.

though not most of the other women. They're all like, this is like a breath

fresh air.

You had such a warm, open

vibe with me and really seemed interested in getting to know me at that

asking me questions, and I just sensed this kind of sincerity.

Leah was dressed in a little differently than the way we dress. Her dress was

very, very snug and very, very short. But, hey, she has a great body.

What can I tell you?

At that party, you know, she was definitely looking at me and looking me

down. And, you know, her eyes kind of bulged out of her head a bit because she

was smiling.

I mean, she was smiling at me, but I couldn't tell if it was, like, real or

So you have a daughter that's 12.

Okay. And are you married?

I like the fact that she was self -made, that she was a mom, and she has strong

opinions. So I really admired all of that about her.

She did tell me that I had beautiful feet. And I'm glad that she acknowledged

feet because I actually do have beautiful feet.

Ramona, it's all over you. It's all over your face.

Raviolis have never been the same.

This did not work out the way that we thought it was going to.

Obviously,

this guy is going to take one look at me and my sister and forget that those

women are even sitting there.

He's like, I hate you.

I mean, that's kind of rude. We're trying to talk to you. We're trying to

our friends to go to dinner so we can sit down. Do you have a wife?

Oh, really?

I don't think your fiance would like this situation.

It looks like this situation is your problem.

When a man can talk like that to a woman that easily?

Uh -uh. No.

That's very problematic.

Your sister was rude.

Just because you're engaged or married doesn't mean you can't talk to other

people. Stop, stop, stop. But mission accomplished.

He's gone.

We haven't really met, and I feel like it's kind of strange that you're also

going to be like this.

It was a huge, it was a pivotal moment for me with this group.

What are Leah and her sister doing?

Really? The last thing you should do is be coming up to me and chasing some man

away. Don't come up to me and chase this problematic loser away from me. How

dare you?

I was in the best mood to come to dinner, and I definitely was acting up,

was Sonia. The last thing I wanted to do was sit down for dinner.

The first thing I wanted to do was hang at the bar. Linda is just over -the -top

drunk. I see Tinsley's escalating.

Sonia, Ramona, Luann, these are a geriatric version of Girls Gone Wild.

Hang out with six, eight girls all day. You want a little break and meet other

people at the bar, even if it's other women. Leah, are you kidding me? Okay,

that's why we have it. Bring it down a notch. Okay. I know you're there.

Ramona, when I set up a dinner like you set up last night, you would have

expected me.

I'm trying to stay calm.

No, but you're always in that bar first.

No. I'm trying to really stay calm.

My table's always ready, baby cakes.

I got a number.

They ran.

They ran. Let's find some kindness here, okay? Why are you talking to us? We

were with you at the bar. We were fine.

I'm kind of flabbergasted.

I mean, I know I was acting like a maniac.

Fun fact, the woman that was just on with the gray hair, my sister bought her

dinner because she felt so bad for her. Right there. Everyone is being so nasty

to each other, and it's disastrous. Tell her the truth.

Tell them.

I need the company.

Sister! Hello?

You don't even want to have us.

Guilty by association.

Guilty by association.

We're getting a little out of control.

What is going on?

Stop! You should actually, like, take a note from my sister. My sister probably

had PTSD for about three and a half weeks.

And I didn't hear the end of this trip from her. Or my mother. Or my father.

Or my sister telling my mom and dad what happened. I had ghost hunters all

geared up.

Ordering room service and falling asleep at 6 .30.

I'm out.

Good move, Dorinda. Good move.

That's so rude.

Let's have dinner.

Are you guys insane? A lot of screeching going on here.

This is crazier than me the night before. This is way crazier.

The sister is like a demon. That threw me over the edge.

That was it.

No, that wasn't nice.

You can f*** with me, but don't with my family.

Did she actually throw a piece of food at me? She didn't even notice.

Ramona, she didn't even flinch.

Ramona, it's all over you. It's all over your face.

She's crazy.

I just threw a ravioli at her. She's crazy.

Sometimes you just got to throw a ravioli. She's got bipolar.

She's crazy.

It's fine.

I don't need people like this in my life. Sorry. Honestly, those raviolis at

that restaurant are absolutely delicious.

And I'm sorry that I wasted one of them throwing it at Ramona.

Bye.

You're our little sister kisser.

fallen into a bush before, but the land must be wearing off on me. I don't know.

Oh, you look so beautiful, Pauline. How are you? Welcome.

Wow.

We're kind of chilling the same look.

I feel like we are. Why?

Because they don't know anyone.

But you know what? They're looking at me going, why is this?

She doesn't own a horse farm. She doesn't own a stable. She doesn't own a

mansion. Who the heck? What the heck is this girl?

I just stood there and, like, tried to say happy birthday to her. It was like,

she knew I was there. Yeah. And she was, like, not acknowledging me. So are you

telling me she's snubbing you with her?

I don't know. Maybe.

You're giving me a dress code that I'm going to make it my own dress code.

You know, you want me to wear black? All black? Okay, well.

I think it's ridiculous to tell people what to wear to a birthday party. So she

can wear all red. I mean. Right. So she can stand out and be the.

Happy birthday. Birthday girl. I mean, it's so, you know, 16 years old. Not,

know, 60 years old. Very, very infantile, I would say.

Look, and, yeah.

She's just, she's happy there's no men there that I'm taking attention away

her. With a bodysuit sewed in. Look, she bends down to look at my crotch. She

did, didn't she? Oh, my God. Let's see that again. She's obsessed with it.

obsessed with it. I say, holy, you can't wear that.

Girl, I would make you put a slip. Look at that.

Look at that. She's touching. She's obsessed with my body and my crotch and

of it. It's very strange to me. Look, it's not strange to me.

She is, you know.

She looks amazing.

I mean, the woman, I pray to God I look like that when I'm 63, honest.

Right.

There's no reason to even be thinking about the way I look. or anything like

that. It's like, she's your mom's age, you know? It's ridiculous.

I know. It's crazy.

Sonia's getting to the point where she's going off the rails again with her

drinking. You know, normally Sonia can reel it in, but the string on her

pole is going way out and the fish is nowhere in sight.

Oh my God!

You look gorgeous!

I had fun teasing the girls.

50 girlfriends. I have 50 girlfriends.

I mean, I kind of like, you know, getting a rise out of them. I admit it.

was it right? Was it wrong? Probably wasn't the right thing to do because it

Sonia really angry.

And Sonia, I'm sorry because you know I do love you.

But, you know, sometimes I do like to tease just a little bit.

I don't care about presents.

Even though Tinsley did get me a Chanel bag.

But I wasn't expecting that whatsoever.

Fine. I threw it at Ramona.

Ramona loves you.

That purse is ugly.

It is.

I have plenty of money. Exchange it.

It's not like I haven't thrown Sonia a party before. I threw her two parties.

Sonia, this is a party for you, too. It's your surprise party. She was so

surprised. Aww.

Sonia's so sweet. We both wear silver dresses.

Gorgeous. Look how pretty.

And I did this last year for German Dynastonia. I think I'm allowed to throw

party just for me, aren't I?

You are, but try not to be an asshole about it.

What's going on? She just invited me to the birthday party last year.

It wasn't my party. My girlfriend arranged the party. She paid for it. I

involved. These are all my friends. They don't invite her to her party.

No, because she's starting an argument with me. I don't want to argue with her.

What's going on? It's your birthday.

Actually, it's my birthday. We always do our birthday together.

Oh, my God.

I'm trying to make and drive me crazy. It's her birthday, and I feel like we

should let her have this one night.

I'm all about letting Ramona home for one night. Celebrate herself. You took

dirty... On her birthday.

Ramona! God forbid. Take a dirty martini. Take me another one.

Very dirty.

Uh -oh, Sonia's gearing up. Go, Sonia. Go, Sonia.

She's gearing up, Sonia.

Oh, my God.

You know, I'm all about girl power, but with the big palm trees and the red. I

really don't have 60 friends. A lot of our acquaintances, but it was just my

little jab.

Uh -oh.

Oh,

Leah.

I wish I'd worn pants.

Yeah, I'd worn slacks. It would have been much better.

Okay, see, there's like three, four of us all pumping, grinding. You don't see

my vagina because I'm wearing a nude bodysuit underneath the dress that's

attached to it.

It looks like they're having sex. Tanya, have you ever had sex before? This is

not what it looks like.

Look,

she pulls me. She pulls me. She pulls me.

Leah knows what's happening. You're not. And I don't really give a shit. She's

embarrassing me. And I'm embarrassed for her.

There's a hundred of them in here. No, no, no.

Stop it.

Get the stripper. Get the producer.

You think I'm upset? You think I'm a little upset? Shut it down.

No, guess what, bitch? I can dance and eat a brownie and dance like a stripper

if I want to.

This girl can do no right. Ramona just is waiting to pounce on Leah forever.

Anything. It's true, Dorinda. Thank you.

Yeah. Well, just not with your dress up. Get pissed on.

Oh, Leah, don't encourage Sonia.

It's a freak show.

My party became a joke.

I mean, I had my own after party.

Hell yeah.

I'm not having a party next year, okay? No party, okay?

You really made it splash.

Tortures and all.

You get naked, I get naked, and that's that. Oh, my God, it's so much more fun

in the pool than in the kitchen. So much talking about yachts and the class A

that I can really handle before I'm like, this is how I have fun.

Everyone has fun in different ways, I guess. Watch and learn. I don't think

that's my way, though. I don't think that'll ever be my way. They can't take

clothes off right now.

Rip it off, bitch.

Get in the pool.

You know what this is about. You didn't fail.

I love you, Dale.

Thank you, Park Avenue.

I got such abuse.

You just represent bullshit.

I mean, for me, I mean, I didn't get the torch thing and now I do. And it was

like, oh, oh, I get it. But, but at first I was like, what is her problem

torches? I know.

good.

Could be worse if they had ugly bodies, but they don't. They're all beauties.

I think that the amount of memes that came out of this

scene is pretty epic.

I don't think I've ever had any guests get naked in my pool

at all. No, no one.

That was the first.

The Nymph Fest. Let's just call them the three Nymph Fests, the three mermaids.

I

was

like, do I want to get naked in a

pool with a bunch of chicks that have been drinking all night? Probably not a

good idea.

My sister thought it was excellent when she saw this. My mother

didn't talk to me for a week and a half when she saw this. Maybe I don't want to

do it again. Maybe it's just too much of a commitment.

I mean, had I ever thought that I'd ever be fully naked on national TV?

Not no.

I'm not even going to lie. This trip to the orchard was a bit... I remember

feeling very exhausted.

It was a really long day.

It was a long day. But it was a really fun day. And Sonia threw up on my shoes

on the way home.

Oh, my God. That's right in the van. I forgot about that. Yeah, she was really,

really out of it by the end of the day. Oh, my God. Okay, the hayride was just a

way to get you...

off of the luncheon table so that we could go in the corn maze.

That corn maze will never be the same. No, I know.

It really won't.

I love it. We're together.

Who wants to get lost in a maze? We're all lost in our lives right now anyway.

We don't need to get more. True. So true.

I'm going to have you guys split up in a new group.

These are pot plants, right? These are eggplant.

Oh, eggplant. I love eggplant.

Yeah? I thought they were pot.

Ramona, come with me.

How many acres?

Forty -seven.

Forty -seven acres, Mr.

Milstein. Sonya's always after any man she sees, I have to say. Give her

Follow me.

I'm good at this stuff. I can see that. You have a mission.

You're on a mission.

What, is it blocking their way? What's going on? Stay here. Let me do some

recog.

I'll tell you that the way that they went is the wrong way. So which way

we go?

Let's take a right. Oh, they got a heads up. Enough there.

All right.

I bet I'm the fastest person.

Oh, no.

Led by team astray.

Lisa, you take it over.

We're almost out?

I don't know. This could become very claustrophobic very quickly.

What's the goal? We get back to the front or we get to, like, another place?

The goal is to get in. I'll tell you, if I was by myself in a corn maze, I think

I'd have a panic attack.

That's not good teamwork. You left me.

Oh, my God.

I'm fertilizing the soil.

Fertilizing the soil.

Fertilizing that soil. You go, Sonia, go.

That's not good for your bladder.

Well, I don't know how good corn shucks are good for your bladder, but whatever.

Well, it's nature. Nature on nature.

I must have, honestly, I must have had to pee really bad to do that.

is really bad for your bladder and nobody likes the UTI.

There's definitely... There you go.

There's Miss Morgan who lives on the other side. Seeing myself pee on

television wasn't as jarring as I thought it was going to be because Sonia

in front of me and I kind of got saved because she was blocking me the whole

time. But I can't believe I did that.

I don't know what was going through my head.

They probably wouldn't like each other.

Come on over here!

What are you... It won't be the first time that somebody, you know, pees on a

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I love this watch.

It's pretty nice.

So the hat is, you put it inside in a sauna, like I wear a hat.

When you're in a sauna, you have to protect your head.

This spa, it's a little rustic. It's definitely what I'm used to. Be careful.

She's being nice.

It kind of reflects Leah, a little rough around the edges.

Huh? Hi.

I was going to say, she looks good in that hat.

How are you?

Does this change? Yeah, it's right in here.

I don't know.

What don't you know?

She doesn't like flip -flops. Ramona's hair is a little crazy in this.

She should be happy that they want to put a hat on her. She can be a little

of a bully sometimes.

All right, anyway, let's not talk about it. Why am I bringing up negative stuff?

Okay, goodbye. Let me get ready.

I read the reviews, and I brought towels.

Yeah, I did say they didn't have good towels there, so I brought my towels.

You know me. I Google everything.

Wow.

Oh, my God, these two.

Does that tell you anything?

Not a strip club.

Just so you know.

Because you're still a youngster? Yeah. My mother never told me about this, but

this starts getting cripply. Like, so you have it. Oh, my God. It's so mean.

So mean. I have little creases there, too.

That's what happens when you don't have two giant fake titties.

Oh, Lord.

You're just trying to show off your boobs right now. They are looking good,

right? They do look great.

Oh, I'm rubbing some cream on my boobs.

I would pick up myself.

Oh, my God.

Blacker room, okay.

It's my only... I had 10 % of Ramona's confidence. Hi. Hi.

Are you excited? How are you?

I'm going to try to let things go the way everybody keeps saying it. So she

go over there, and I can go over here. And that's how we're going to play it.

Give us the lowdown, Leah. What do we do? Okay.

Is this your idea? Oh, God, I should have known.

Why? Because you're like below 14th Street? Yeah.

I said I'm in graffiti land.

There's graffiti?

Everywhere. Gates down in the middle of the day. I mean, I avoid those areas

uptown.

And that's the way it is everywhere downtown.

Honestly, this zip code is more expensive than the every time.

We're going to go into the dry sauna, and then we're going to go upstairs and

get beat by palazzo leaves.

You're going to be hot.

Oh, it's hot.

It's so hot up here.

This is very bare bones. Like, this is the kind of prison I can hear. Bare

bones.

Let's say you're really good in that bathing suit, girl.

This is a true story.

I never knew my boobs were fake.

Really? Because they're so soft.

Feel mine. Mine are very soft.

Oh, yeah.

I really, these women all really made me want to get a boob job at this moment.

It's like a photo shoot.

Oh, my God.

Tweedledee and Tweedledum. It's not off the table.

All right, let's go. Speaking of great boobs, let's get it. It's getting hot.

Too hot. I will definitely, definitely be going to get whatever Sonia had when

it's time. This is like a Hamas. That's damn sure. Don't you love the Hamases?

Holy.

Oh, the Hamam.

Hamas. Hamas. Hamam.

All right, who wants to go first?

How are you?

Good. How are you? Good. What's going on? We start like this. I know.

Oh, hello.

Let's get beaten by those leads.

I thought I was horny, but these women are way more DTF than I am.

They really are. Don't get my hair dirty.

They really are.

I have no idea what DTF means.

I mean, down to... Wait, cut my hair.

No, no, no, no, no. We don't DTF the help. We don't DTF people we just meet.

DTF relationships.

We're in a relationship.

And even then, sometimes some of us play with it. I feel like I'm being attacked

by a tree.

If I'm going to get beaten up by a red bush, let it be.

It's like falling in the bush again, Luanne.

It's like a car wash.

It's like a car wash. That's so hard.

Ow. That's so hard.

Ramona, it's time to turn over. I feel like a skin.

I'm done. I'm done. I don't think so.

That was enough for me. All right, I'm done.

It's time to turn over a new leaf.

I've never been beaten by a bunch of leaves. It was a little sensual, I

Oh, my God.

Gary.

Oh, that's great.

She doesn't like hearing me talk about sex. I don't like hearing her talk about

sex. He has a good body.

This is the most action I've had in a while, believe me.

I want the Leah special.

I don't know what it does for you, but I know after this, I might try S &M.

Oh, yeah. Do it.

She's so great.

You're next.

No, I don't want to do it. Why not?

Because I don't want to. You're not participating. Come on.

I have allergies, and I'm probably allergic to this. So I don't know. This

looks weird.

Oh, my God. I feel like I'm on a yacht. Like, it's, like, moving.

I don't know what it does, but it works.

What are we doing now? I'm going to get a fix. Oh, I want to. I don't think I

want to go back there for the spa and the steam, especially not for the

of the leaves on my body. No, definitely not. I think you're being tricky here.

Once we ate the food because they love the food. The women love the food. The

food there is delicious.

So I know that, you know, it won them over at the end. And I was happy that I

got to introduce them to, you know, one of my favorite places.

Now that you've been around the group, I don't think she'd recommend something

like that.

spa again to us, I think she would pick something a little more upscale.

I would have to say my most embarrassing moment from the season was peeing the

bed in Mexico.

Very amateur.

But you know what?

Haven't done that in a very long time.

Clearly me and drinking are not great for each other.

I wish I could blame it on something else, but I peed the bed.

Three words that come to mind describing my first season is batshit crazy, but

there was also a lot of, I feel like I'm not giving it enough, like, love.

Crazy. I actually love being single.

Yeah, you're so quiet.

Who, me?

Yeah, what's going on? Oh, you know.

Maybe I have nothing to say.

I know that he gets horny at 2 in the afternoon.

You made out with my friend last night. You made out with her friend last night.

I even have a text message that she sent me that you were going to fuck the life

out of her. That's what she said.

Ron's a big flirt. Thank God we're just platonic.

Pastor Ramona likes to hang out with guys that, you know, sex at 2 in the

afternoon.

I met the night before.

Super platonic. I can tell that he's the kind of guy that probably wants to bang

25 -year -olds, let's be honest here. But I think Ramona likes just straight

male energy.

She does. She really does. She loves that toxic male energy.

I did. The hat and face.

Of course. Thank you.

Wait, you guys are just platonic? No. Why?

Because he's, you know. Why not?

Because. It's better that way. Because he's a platonic.

You don't understand what she did here.

She was looking for the green light.

I definitely wasn't, Ron. I really don't need a green light from Ramona. Thank

you. Are you crazy? I gave the green light. I said we're just platonic.

Listen, there's nothing wrong with being single, but you can still feel people

need to have friends.

Friends with benefits?

Yeah. No, no.

I know. Oh, my God. Not that. Not that. Oh, my God. Don't talk to me. Well, no,

I said that because I said we're just friends. Incredible. And then I think

she's inferring that I could be friends with benefits.

It's so weird. You're prime right now.

I know. I can make you shine.

Okay. Thank you.

You know, I'm open to older men, but I just am not thinking to.

I guess so.

That kind of energy or vibe.

I thought it was kind of cute the way they flirted. It was sweet to see.

Actually, I kind of enjoyed watching Lee and Ron flirting together. I thought it

was sweet. Plus community.

And I wanted to just say, I don't know why you bring a straight guy to an

Okay, did you not say on the invitation? And I looked up the invitation again.

Did not say a benefit.

And it did not say you only bring drag queens or gay guys.

Because they're my best friends. Yeah, they're my good friends. Don't bring

boring friends. I'm not bringing mine. They're not boring. I love them. Yes,

they are.

You ran out of Leah's party.

You ran out of Leah's party, too. That was a little one.

Hold on.

Don't be gay by the end of the day. Don't worry about it.

I didn't say you're boring. I said you'll be gay by the end of the night,

What?

I'm a different person going into that reunion than I would have been had COVID

not hit. Oh, my God, it looks so beautiful. Welcome to your first

I had three hours of sleep, so I was definitely feeling just, I was just off

adrenaline. Like, that's how I was functioning.

And I said a prayer.

I was like, God, please, like, let me just, like, be my best, do my best, and

feel okay.

I don't know any newbie who came on the first season that came on with such

confidence and strength.

And I admire that very much because we're a tough group to hold up against.

You know, I have to say, I'm so proud of Leah because she really handled her

first reunion really well.

That's a good start to the day.

Hey, everybody. Welcome to the Real Housewives of New York City Season 12

reunion. I'm Andy Cohen coming at you from what I can best describe as a Real

Housewives of New York fever dream as we're in a warehouse surrounded by

of New York reunions. So cool.

And here's something even more monumental. For the first time since

are having an in -person reunion. The fact that we got to do this in person

not have a Zoom reunion meant so much to me. And social distance as the radiant

New York housewives themselves.

Welcome, ladies.

Hi, Andy.

Hi, Leah. Hi.

Ready for your first reunion?

I'm so ready.

Be honest, did you wear that dress to piss Ramona off? I love black mesh,

honestly. I've always loved black mesh. That's why I wore black mesh to Ramona's

birthday. Is your vagina showing? It really didn't have anything to do with

Ramona, but hey, it was a little tie -in back to it. I mean, I knew it was going

to, you know, create a little stir.

That never hurts. I think I did it well. I think I handled it well. I think I

got everything off my chest that I had to.

Ramona, you have a very weird...

infatuation about me and my own sexuality because anytime I say sex,

friends with benefits, I am held to such a different standard than everyone

else. I don't have any regrets for my first season and that's not to...

think like and i'm not saying that because like i think i did everything

perfectly and i'm perfect it's just because any mistakes that i made or

that could be considered a regret there's no point in regretting it it's

just learn from it you better do it differently next time all right i'm kind

i came i saw and bitch i elevate the get out of here