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Previously on The Real Housewives of New York City.

I have a lot of girlfriends. You think I am on par with 50 other women, Ramona?

I'm not saying that. You're clueless.

I talked to John and it's sad.

Let him go and see what happens.

Where's this anger coming from? I'm not interested. We want to help you. Don't

you understand?

It's really upsetting that you won't take it in. How to identify and treat an

anger at work. I did it as a group text.

God. These are great articles, aren't they?

She's a coward.

You want to say something to me? Say it to me. This is my, like, 15 -year

collection that I feel like this is, like, the beginning of a new chapter of

Mob. I don't think people understand how hard it is to keep a company in

business and keep it relevant for 15 years.

Every minute I have to be telling people, I'm proud of you. I need that.

kidding me, Mom? I need that. I guess I don't think I have to say that as much

as you want to do.

Like a mince in my mouth, I can be a bit fresh.

I'm no one's arm candy.

I'm the whole ball of sugar.

So what if I'm self -involved? Who else should I be involved with?

I'll say sorry for what I've done, but never for who I am.

I rise above the drama and won't settle for the lower level.

Coco, Mommy has to pick out an outfit for Leah's party.

What do I have that's festive?

Oh!

Coco, what do you think of these?

Favorite jeans.

Oh, yeah, that works.

I'm so good. I could be a stylist.

So those flowers are dead, but I thought I'd keep them because from a distance

they look like they're not dead. It's like a dried flower arrangement.

They look good.

See, crunchy. Oh, crunchy. Right?

Hi. Hello.

slut. How are you?

So crazy getting ready for this party.

It's a lot of pressure. Everybody's like coming to celebrate me and my brand.

And then mom's coming also. She's going to be like having binoculars staring at

us. Maybe we can like flip some thing into her drink.

Do you like these two little people? That's me and Hannah.

Cute,

right?

Hey, Lou.

I was just making sure that you got my invitation for my birthday on Friday the

13th at the Russian Samovar. Oh, yes, I did.

Bring your happy birthday voice.

Of course. I can't wait to eat. Okay, bye -bye.

Nothing's better than a nap under the Christmas tree.

I need a quick coffee.

I have no cream.

This trainer I'm working with says heavy cream.

So I need to text Raquel, my old assistant. She's here from Mexico. I

in to stay at the house for my fashion launch. So I also have her receiving

packages at the townhouse. Because before, all the packages were coming

all the rugs and everything, and I would take them to the townhouse.

It was like a schlep. My Century 21 launch of Sonya by Sonya Morgan. It was

success story.

Redoing my home simultaneously while launching my fashion collection has been

lot. I need from her the sample to do the staircase.

Oh. That's the color I prefer.

I like this one. That was the ugly one. You know, coffee spills on that. You

don't see it. Red wine, it comes out easy.

I don't pay for rug cleaners. That's a waste of money.

Let me check on the broker, speaking of which, because I don't have any renters.

We're speaking of renters. Where are the renters? And they also put the house on

the market.

I really want to get the house sold because it's just a daily drain on my

emotions and time. I'm house heavy.

One less thing to worry about would be a lovely, lovely world for Sonia. I've

got to put the potty pads down before we leave because after we leave, we don't

know. You know, she might get mad. She might say, oh, I'm going to pee on this

table.

Good boy. This is a good boy if you pee on hair. Yeah, I'll give you a treat if

you pee on that.

And then sometimes if he wants to poop, which he's not going to because he

already pooped today and he only poops once a day, this is where he likes to

poop, right here, because he doesn't want anybody to see him pooping because

has to go like... He gets embarrassed.

Yeah, he gets embarrassed.

Because peeing, he just goes, and keeps walking.

But the pooping is like an effort. It's like Elvis on his last night.

For Leah's party.

This is great.

Okay, shoes.

Do I have peach shoes?

No. What color shoes?

How about suede?

Suede heels?

Oh, gosh. All right, come on, Coco. Let's go get the door.

Okay, do a silver bag or this bag?

I definitely want to support Leah and her party tonight. Back to Mexico. Leah

and I are basically in a good place.

I want to support what she's doing. I actually went to Zumi's and I bought

of her items. All right, I'm going to buy this to help support you. Very

comfortable, too. It doesn't shrink.

It's on the back.

Okay, all right. I actually paid retail.

So I definitely support her.

I was just picking up my outfit for tonight. Oh, you are?

Oh, look at your tree. Yeah, I just put it up today.

I'll trim it tomorrow. I'm just too tired from Mexico.

Mexico tired me out. I know, right?

I ordered some sushi, so I know you'll like that. Okay.

That Mexican trip really took me for a loop.

I don't want to laugh because I could cry.

But, okay, so that whole incident that happened. I thought you were going to

talk to Dorinda as a group chat and not just about what you had with her. No,

because you sent that text message and got her going.

Because she blows up and goes on this whole tirade the way she did to you and

me. She barely could give me a hug.

I feel unsettled with Dorinda right now because I feel like we had this great

trip to Mexico, but nothing got resolved.

I just want you to listen to me. Okay. I just want you to listen to me because I

love you.

And I want everything to be cool with the girls.

I don't need to be cool with the girls.

It's just like a bad taste in your mouth. Like you got sucker punched.

She gets defensive instead of listening.

Did you have a chance to say to her that you blow up your rash? Yes. That you

get so angry. It's horrifying. I talked to her. She said, oh, I said I was

sorry.

Dorinda, there is no sorry in your voice. There's no warmth. Right. There

There's no compassion.

There's no nothing.

It's not healthy behavior. It means something really deep is bothering her,

she has to get to the root of it and fix it for herself and for us because it's

not healthy for us to be around it.

We've got to try to figure this one out, and I don't know how to figure it out.

Well, let's see what goes on tonight.

Just giving you a heads up, Leah told me that she invited Elise to her party.

I invited Elise, and I don't give a shit.

She doesn't like it. It's my brother's party.

It's your party. You're going to invite me along. I know. She tried telling me

I'm not allowed to invite her. And I was like, are you crazy? What do you mean

you're not allowed? I know.

That's nice.

Want any more food?

No, I'm good.

So, I know you're not crazy about it, at least these days.

What happened between the two of you? Oh, I have to go to the bathroom.

I haven't seen Ramona get up that fast and run to the bathroom since our trip

Cartagena. She didn't make it.

I was actually warned about Elise, that she's not a girl's girl.

What did I say?

You did. And you know what? I called her. I had her phone number the minute

walked in the door. And it wasn't 212, right?

You know what? She's just not a good person. She's not a girl's girl.

The issue started with Elise when I brought her into this whole friend

She just was all about the other girls. She was like a friend jumper.

I don't trust her as far as I can throw her. I think she's manipulative. I think

she's not genuine.

And she disgusts me.

There you go.

That's the list.

Coming up.

Come on, my love.

Okay, off the bat, I don't like the table here.

They probably have to have some sort of like a... You know what? I thought that

there was going to be palm trees. Like, yes, because there's a bunch of plants

down here. Oh, my God.

It's really hard to walk down the stairs.

This is actually a great space.

Can I have a Tito's and soda?

Yeah, for sure. I'm going to do a tequila.

I'm good for Mexico.

I'm so excited to have my friends and my family in one place celebrating Mary's

and the Mob's 15 -year anniversary.

Hi!

What's going on, honey?

How are you? Good. Here comes two Guidos.

I'm nervous about Ramona and Dorinda and all the women.

Hi. Get a drink, Rob. Yeah, we're going to get a drink.

Like my other friends in the fashion streetwear community, they know what

they're going to get when they come to the party. But I feel like these women

might want caviar to be served, and that's just not happening tonight.

I get out of the cab thinking I'm going to the glamorous pastis.

Oh, there it is.

But instead we're going down to this dungeon sort of hip -hop thing.

Where people look like they're wearing their pajamas.

I mean, are they in their pajamas?

Did they just wake up?

I guess I missed the dress code.

Oh, this is great, though. Here, I got this.

Weren't they going for a workout class?

Look around. This is exactly why I could never lift that stuff.

Why? I think once you dress up, don't do not walk around in your sweats outside

your bed. Maybe she's never looked on my website before, but I'm in business

because of sweatpants and t -shirts.

I don't want to see what I leave the house in my face.

Great to see you.

So you know what I love? You think she's the gangster one. I may dress like this

and stuff.

I'm the gangster one. Oh yeah, we know you are. Come on.

I don't think she thinks they're friends right now anymore.

I think for some reason something turned and then she didn't trust you anymore.

No, we're definitely not.

Just say that. Why do you think she called me? To tell you off? To say not

come here? What? I would never tell Ramona who to invite and who not to

In Mexico, when we were about to leave, Ramona told me that I

was not allowed to invite Elise to my party, which obviously is complete

bullshit. You came to her birthday, and then...

How are you, darling?

I'm so happy to see you.

How are you, darling?

Leah's mom is like my mom.

She's like my mom.

They both go to church. Hello, darling.

How are you?

I mean, Leah met my mom, and she said herself that she was a lot like her mom.

Love us for who we are, but let us be, which creates incredibly confident

She's a Catholic girl.

Well, I think we all should go to church together.

When she asked, this is Pellegrino.

What a place. It's very nice, right? It's not my usual hangout, but I can go

with it.

How are you? Good. Congratulations.

How are you? I feel so good.

You look great. Oh, my God.

Look at you. You're so hot.

I can't even take it. I got dressed up for you today. Thank you.

Awesome. This is cool.

It's good, right? Very cool. Love it.

Though we're the only ones dressed up. What about me? You look great.

Am I not dressed up?

Yes. You look hot. I want finishes.

All these people need to go home and get dressed still.

Stop it, Brenda. These are my friends.

Stop.

Streetwear brand.

It's downtown. It is not the Upper East Side. What do you expect?

Some of these sweatshirts are $2 ,000.

That's crazy.

Well, they're overpriced.

Should I take off my coat?

I love this. I think the diva needs to undress a little.

What should I do with this?

Just throw it on the back of the couch.

No,

don't do that.

Oh my God, this place is going to be...

Four? This is amazing.

Oh, my God. So many hot sides. I just landed right here.

Tonight, I'm not engaging in bullshit anymore. I'm

just not.

I'm at this stage in my life. You know, I live my life. I know who I am.

And I surround myself by people who I enjoy and respect me and I respect them.

I feel like she's my daughter, too. I know. That's what she told me. And

sometimes I get so frustrated with her. Oh, well, you and I should have a

conversation. Because you know what I tell her? I expect better of her. And I

told her she should communicate with you and love you.

I never thought I could resent Ramona or be as angry with her as

I am now. And I just don't know where to go from here.

It's like Mother Earth. So granola. You see that and it's just granola. You're

like, Leah, what's all this?

about starting a business, I would have said, I would have said, no, Leah, get a

job. But thank God Leah followed her dreams. So Leah, we love you.

Congratulations.

I am relishing in this moment, knowing

that your parents are proud of you and then hopefully Sunday night at dinner,

she'll give a toast in front of the family to me. I wouldn't mind.

so young and she has a brand that's 15 years old. I mean, wasn't she a baby 15

years ago?

You're definitely married to the mom now.

My heart is kind of bursting with complete gratitude. I have all these

here who I've known for a very long time and I have my new friends here who are

genuinely proud of me.

Coming up.

People think I come from the privileged background. That couldn't be further

from the truth. Stuff about your dad in here is just... He got into trouble and

he got arrested.

I just ran across some pictures of him. I miss him so much, you know?

Excuse me.

Hi,

how are you?

Oh my God, look at you.

So, I'm good. What happened? Why did you leave Leah's party?

It

wasn't

what I was expecting. She was very kind of granola looking, right? I was like...

So you bonded with Leah's mother, but obviously you didn't bond with Elise

because, you know, you wouldn't talk to her and that you just left. So what

happened?

I think

you should have stayed, but whatever.

I'm done with Elise. She's very manipulative.

And it just doesn't feel good anymore.

I'm just having a coffee. I'm actually waiting for a writer that I'm working

with on my book.

My diary, I brought a photo album. I've been through so much. Divorces and

therapy and rehab and being arrested.

But to write a book is the whole thing. So I'm going to need some help.

Hi, speaking of, this is Cheryl. This is Ramona. Hi, Ramona.

She is.

She's on it. She's amazing.

All right. Well, listen, I'll see you soon. Bye.

You know what? I went through it quickly because I've been traveling. I'm just

adding, like, stuff that I kept finding. There's a lot of story. My life has not

been an easy one. People think I come from this privileged background. That

couldn't be further from the truth. I was shocked at the fact that, you know,

boys would say to you that you were so pretty except for the fact that you were

chubby. And I'm like, what? Chubby and taller than them. And that you tried to

saw the heels off your shoes.

But also, like, he shopped at Payless. With seven children, you know, it was

polyester. Do you know what I mean?

Life has not always been easy, that is for sure. The stuff about your dad in

here is just... You know, he was so important to me, and going through what

been through, I can understand him better and the struggle that he had.

Yeah. Like, he's just the river that runs through my life.

All of the time. Is he still on the phone? Excuse me one second.

Ramona, did you hang up? I can't figure it out.

I can't figure it out. I knew she was filming. You're listening to this whole

story. I'm listening.

I'm hanging.

Can you power your phone off?

Oh, that's a good idea. Good idea.

I'm a genius.

Power your phone off.

That's too funny.

It was such a moment also when you described sitting in the jail cell. And

the first moment, really.

connecting with your dad and thinking the shame that you were feeling you

honestly for the first time understand a little bit of what he possibly was

going through that you never realized he had 10 years of craziness as a drinker

and he got into trouble and he got arrested and you know he had shackles on

ankles and as I'm sitting there I'm looking down at my ankles and I said oh

god

Now I can start to understand the pain and the struggle

that he went through, you know? And that's why he's...

I just ran across some pictures of him. I miss him so much.

My father was everything to me.

He was my rock growing up. My father struggled with alcohol.

It was very difficult for me and my family and my mother.

Eventually, he stopped and AA saved his life. And I'll forever be proud of my

father for that. There's my daddy. Look at how much I look like my father.

You really do.

Now I can understand him so much more, I feel like, than I ever was able to as a

young adult.

The struggle. They were real.

And I know how real they are because I've had the same struggles. And he's

here today.

But I am.

It's all.

Coming full circle.

If the things hadn't happened to me, I would never be doing this. I had to soul

search. I had to figure out how to believe in myself again.

I know I'm back in the drivers.

That's how I feel.

I'm in charge. I've kind of repaired myself in a certain way. Not that

plenty of fixing to be done, but I think this is going to help me fix more.

So thank you. A New York Times bestseller in the making.

Thank you, Cheryl.

Thank you.

Hey, Melinda.

How are you?

Good, how are you?

How are you doing? My bedroom, like, because I'm so far up, it's like a huge,

dense thing of fog. It looks like I'm in, like, just in no man's land. It's so

cozy and so bizarre.

Oh, my God, that should get so warm out.

So don't you have something to say to me?

Happy birthday.

Yes, happy birthday to me, right?

I'm calling you about my birthday party I'm having tonight.

I am looking forward to tonight because my birthday party is going to be filled

with people that I've actually known for 10, 20 years, not who I just met at the

local CVS two days ago.

So this year I'm inviting 60 girlfriends.

Ramona collects friends the way, you know, people collect leaves in the fall.

Get a rake and rake them all in.

I wish you were coming. It's going to be, like, amazing. I'm having it. It's

called the Russian Samovar, and it is, like.

Unbelievable. It's like really Russian. They have like caviar and red lights and

everybody's Russian. It's like a good old fashioned fun bar.

It's one of the best places in New York. Old New York.

Fantastic. You can go there any time of the day or night.

What starts off as separate tables ends up as one huge table. Usually drinking

with the chef at two in the morning. It's fantastic.

I want to tell you something. I invited John to my birthday dinner.

Oh, you did?

Yeah.

He actually stopped by church the other day when I was at church. I didn't know

he was coming, and he stopped in. It was kind of, it was sad, but you know what?

It's better like this. Don't I seem calmer?

You know,

he's like my friend now. And then, you know, over time, I think, like I said to

him the other day, and I'll say it to him tonight, you know, he's like part of

my family now, and that's how I want it to be.

Correct.

To be honest with you, John's fun. I want him part of my life, and I love him

some level, and I'll always love him. You see how I am with my friends.

They've all been in my life forever.

It would be absolutely mean and cruel and unkind to just cut him out.

Just because you find your relationship in a different place doesn't mean you

have to dispose of the person.

You know, it's not like now you see him, now you don't. We're not playing peek

-a -boo here. He's been part of my life seven years.

That's the last thing I'm going to be is careful.

The question is, call me to find out who I wake up with. No, I'm kidding you.

I love you.

I love you, too.

Bye. I love you, too. All right.

Get this party started.

Coming up.

The best present sits in front of me.

What are you guys doing? Get off the phone.

Don't be mishandling it with me. There's no reason to raise your voice. It's

your birthday.

Stay out of it.

Get for it, Dorinda.

This is the coat that I gave Mia, and she said she didn't like it. I love it

you. This coat, this dress is amazing. Does it look great? I love that look.

Also on you, Morgan. Here we are.

So this will be fun.

Yeah, I'm so excited. Celebrating Dorinda's birthday.

What did you think of Leah's party?

I had a blast.

Those people are real, you know. You know what? I like the real deal. Yeah.

What did you think about Ramona with Elise?

What? What happened?

I saw some screaming and arms flying. Well, what happened is I had lunch with

her just before that. And Ramona was like, oh, she's done this, she's done

And so she said, I'm going to tell her everything. And the next thing, she's

hightailing out of there. She came in with guns blazing. And she did the same

thing with Dorinda in our trip in Mexico.

She was like, I'm going to talk to her. Remember, she's like, Lou, you need to

talk to her.

And I did. Yeah, but you did have an issue. I did. I talked to Dorinda

Ramona does that. And then she retreats.

I'm the kind of girl that sticks around. I'm not a retreater. When I've got an

issue, I confront it head on. Once again, Ramona, when the going gets

runs. The first time I've ever been here, Jacques brought me here.

Look at the shoes.

Oh, my God. I love the shoes.

You look amazing.

If anybody asks, we're both wearing faux fur.

Let's have a cocktail.

Oh, I don't drink. I wish I did. Oh, that's right. Your mom told me. I always

want to, though. It seems so fun.

Don't worry. I'll make up for it all.

I've been to this place once before with Dorinda, and the vodka is flavored, and

it is so good.

I'll have vodka.

Soda. I'll have the best one you have.

And I'm here with my girl, Lou, who's drinking again.

Let's get this train going.

Toot, toot. It sounds like toot, toot, like I'm gassing. What's the sound that

the train makes?

Choo -choo.

Choo -choo. Let's get this train going.

Yeah, like a rash. Like a rash.

It's not FaceTime. Thank you. Oh, my God, Leah.

Hi. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Your party was real. Oh, my God. Real as shit. It was so much fun.

Such a good party. Yeah.

Tell me, for the drag queen party, do I have to bring a drag queen with me?

Am I supposed to dress like a drag queen? Yeah, dress like a drag queen.

Or whatever you want. Wave your free flag, I said.

Oh, yeah, I think I'm going to do, like, amazing, like, big hair.

Yeah, it'll be good. Okay, give me a flag. I'm throwing a drag queen bingo

because I love to raise money for the LGBTQ.

I have a weekly gay party, and that's all great, but this is about drag

and it's going to be much more theatrical.

Hi. Oh, it's so hot. I love that color on you. Thank you.

How are you? Nice to see you. How are you? I'm good. Happy holidays.

Happy holidays.

It's really nice that Dorinda invited John.

I feel very comfortable with that. I wouldn't want any ex -boyfriends, except

Rob.

This is such a great.

I'm fluffing up my feathers.

Great Christmas. 2020.

Can you believe it? 2020.

How crazy is that to say? Happy birthday.

Oh, my God. Look how hot you look.

What do you mean happy birthday? Happy birthday, my love.

I am looking forward to tonight because it is going to be a table filled with

people I love that I all know will love each other.

Yes, I'm drinking tonight.

All right, everybody's got a seat. Sit down.

It's not about the food. It's about the music, the people, the atmosphere. And

it's a great place to just let all things go.

It's my birthday.

really shocked to see John here. It just doesn't make sense.

She's going to give him the wrong message. He didn't want it to end. So

she going to give him like a little carrot now?

I don't like that.

Oh my God, one guy's better looking than the next.

Wow!

I appreciate that Ramona called me to apologize, but little does Ramona know,

don't care that she left. First of all, I'm so proud of you.

I just want to congratulate you again. I'm so happy I got to speak to your mom.

Your mom is nothing like I thought she was.

She's much smarter, and I thought she was just going to be a simple person.

Ramona doesn't mean to be one of the rudest people in the world. She doesn't

have the awareness of how socially awkward she is.

Because even when she's trying to compliment you, she somehow disses you.

Good thing we were in a couple. It would take forever to get dressed.

Now you look even more handsome.

Let's get this party started, everyone. I'm 55.

I can't wait a long time.

55 has never looked so...

beautiful. Thank you, Lou.

That's true. Listen, everybody at this table, every face here means so much to

me. You have laughed with me. You have cried with me. And I am so blessed to

call each and every one of you tonight at this table, my friend. Thank you,

The best present sits in front of me.

We love you.

John, you got to try the white fish.

It's good. Should I put lemon on it? Squeeze some lemon?

Whatever you like.

Well, I'm asking you, Anna. What's a two?

I don't know.

It's your favorite.

Hey, your thing's recording or something.

No, it's good.

You guys, we got to look at all these apps you have open, Sonia. Your phone's

dying. Dee, Dee.

Sonia, what do you have all these? Your phone's going to die immediately.

What are you guys doing? She's got 5 ,000 apps open. Talk to me. Talk to me.

off the phone.

Stop your phone.

What are you doing now on this? The invitation for the morning.

Just be present. We all have invitations. I have to do it.

I have to go then. I have to do this. All right, then I'm going to do mine.

Luann, I wasn't on the phone. Her app's running. That's her problem, not yours.

I wasn't on the phone, Luann. Don't be the side to get with me.

Believe me.

We're not going to do a big show here. Dorinda, there's no reason to raise your

voice. Dorinda, don't raise your voice.

It's your night. Don't raise your voice. No, no, no. She's yelling at me.

Luann kind of rides me hard. She watches me very closely. I mean, it's my party.

I'll phone if I want to. If she yells at you, don't yell back louder. Just let

it go. Get off my phone.

It's your birthday.

Don't do it now.

That's true. Stay out of it.

I can't believe even at her own birthday that Dorinda can't get through it

without snapping at someone.

I think at this point,

Like Ramona, she's got nothing going on in her life, so this is what she's stuck

on. It's kind of sad.

We got a nice speech, but we don't have to read it. I don't know where to start

this and end it.

Say it short and sweet.

Okay, all right. We don't have to read it.

I would like to say to all our dearest... I can't hear anything. Can

me? No?

All right. Remember, it's my party, so take over the mic.

As I was saying, to all her dear friends, family, and loved ones, I just

say that I've been a very fortunate, blessed person to have Dorinda so close

me in my life for so many years, and we have a special bond, and we'll always

have that.

Yes, yes, you will.

That's beautiful. To a lifetime of bonds. Yes.

That's true. You always have a seat at my table, no matter what.

You're my family now.

I'm proud of John, feeling confident enough to give a toast.

It was very sincere, and it shows that we kind of did it.

You know, what I wanted to achieve tonight is evident.

So that feels good. That's a positive.

So I just want to say, or tell you the story how Dorinda and I met.

We met on dance floor at a bar mitzvah. No matter where we are, Luann always

seems to find a mic somehow.

Not unlike when I met a lot of my friends here at this table, do you feel

connection, right?

I've gone through a lot of things as women do. So Dorinda and I dance night

away. We never lost our embrace.

And we've been friends ever since. So we relate, we love each other, and we

support each other.

This toast that Luanne is giving is going on forever.

That's what we do as women.

And I love all you men at the table tonight.

Why are we talking about Luann's life and about Luann now? Are we going down

memory lane with Luann at Dorinda's birthday party?

Diva much?

Because there's one more gorgeous than the other. Good job, Dave.

She's ruining the party. This is about Dorinda, not about you, Luann.

Hannah, your mother knows how to make a family.

I'm not done yet. Just sit down. When I'm done, I'll hand you the microphone.

It's not a cabaret show.

Don't rush me. Sit down.

I'm winding it up. Does that make you feel better?

This is a show.

It never fails.

She pops out of various birthday parties all over New York. People at a clam

bake.

People getting nice for your birthday.

People getting a new brand for you. Car wash app.

Your birthday to you.

It's like something out of a Saturday Night Live skit.

little bit of vodka, a red room, some great music, and we're just those girls

from New York City that ultimately like each other. There's a reason we've been

together for such a long time.

I'll take over, baby.

We've danced before.

We've danced in the dark before.

Happy birthday.

It's about being in a Russian Zama bar and sitting next to Ramona's like,

anyway, I need a shot.

Next time on the season finale of The Real Housewives of New York City. I told

you money doesn't buy you class.

Make sure class is kind of low in your voice.

Class. I love the carpet. Lie down and take a picture. Your shirt matches.

Very true. Now can we see your face too?

Oh yeah. You told me to go to hell the other day. And what did you tell me

first? Stop.

Welcome my friends to Marry, F, Kill.

Who are you going to marry, who are you going to F, and who are you going to

kill? Dorinda, Ramona, or Tinsley? Oh, Tinsley's on the football phone.

Are those drag queens or housewives?

I wasn't sure if you were Luann. Our first blue ball of the night, it's G52.

Yes! Tinsley introduced me to you guys.

I'm not doing that.

Oh, come on, come on. Sorry.

Happy holiday.

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