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Previously, on The Real Housewives of New York City.

Sonia and I are doing a show. She wants to exploit me. No, no, pay her at least

a five minute split. Exploit you? I don't need you. Go f*** yourself.

I'm excited about our new show.

Mary F. Kill. Mary F. Kill, baby. It's always about the Countess, but the

Countess now being a little naughty.

You're front and center, baby. That means you're so important to Century 20.

not important. When we get back from Mexico, I have a huge launch party

downtown. This is a promotion.

Oh, my God, yes!

Dorinda, you know how she gets if you talk about drinking.

She said you told her to go to AA.

Actually, I think she should go to AA.

Did you ask her about me?

She's judging you on your drinking and you on your place. Judging me on my

drinking? She went to jail for your drinking. She doesn't judge you?

No. I look up anger management problems.

Anger becomes a problem when you have trouble controlling it, causing you to

or do things you regret.

Okay. Well, of course.

What are you doing now on this? The invitation for the present.

We all have invitations.

I have to do it. I have to go then. I have to do this. All right, then I'm

to do mine. I got to do mine. Where's this anger coming from? I'm not

interested. We want to help you.

We want to help you. Don't you understand?

There's a problem here. We want to help. It's really upsetting that you won't

take it in.

Like a mint in my mouth. I can be a bit brash.

I'm no one's arm candy.

I'm the whole bowl of sugar.

So what if I'm self -involved? Who else should I be involved with?

I'll say sorry for what I've done, but never for who I am.

I rise above the drama and won't settle for the lower level.

Like, so cold.

You want to use my shower? The water's hot.

All right, what are we going to do about Dorinda tonight?

Because the other day I Googled, you know, what causes anger.

Because when she, our first night, she got really mad at me. She just went off.

And then she went off on Luann Major.

So, you know, I like to Google things. I learned from, you know. Google. So this

is the article I found. It goes, do I have anger issues? How to identify and

treat an anger outlook.

I'm sending her this article, so I don't know. We're brainstorming. I did it as

a group text for you, me,

Luann, and her. Because we all are irritable at times.

Oh, my God.

What?

Dorinda's going to say to me, why did you send this group article out? So we

are reflecting. Because we're on pins and needles with you because we never

when you're going to blow up. And you blow up and it's not good for you or for

us. What's causing it, Dorinda?

Luna.

Oh, my God. You texted Dorinda on a group text.

Yeah. You know, we got to do something.

We're all talking about it. I can't believe it.

She's anger issues. You sent her a whole article. Did you do that on purpose?

Yeah. Oh, you did? You did it on purpose? Oh, I thought you did it by

No. You know what?

I'm not tiptoeing around this anymore.

Let her look at it and see that we're serious, that she has a problem, that

we're concerned.

Lock the door. And if she wants to talk about it, great. And if she doesn't, you

know. Oh, my God. She's like.

What?

...sending you, Ramona Singer claims Sonya Morgan is in a difficult place and

struggling. Now, you and Margaret Joseph got into a huge fight, so she's

retaliating by sending all the negative articles that she could find.

If you say something about her, then she'll say something about you. Yeah,

didn't do anything. Oh, here comes another one.

Ramona just lit the fuse, and that firecracker is going to be a big one.

Huge mistake.

How do we handle this from now? I shouldn't have sent it, I guess. We

talked to her nicely at dinner, but now she's going to be on a rampage.

But you did this on purpose. No, we're sewing. No, I didn't. Talk about anger

issues. She's going to be fuming.

She's already fuming. But that's what she does. It's good for her to be

introspective and read it.

Not on a group act.

No, it just does. Family.

Don't you understand that?

No. Okay, I don't. Well, you should.

her issues and not start deflecting by attacking us instead of looking at her

issues like wow girls you really have anger problems why tell me what you mean

we tell her she's anger problems obviously she does take it what are we

up do you think this is fun to talk about because we are the brum of it yeah

i would do had been more personal about it instead of sending well no i thought

she would like that she's mad because now she's trying to defend herself

amongst all of you.

You see? You see what I mean? Well, why didn't you come into this room earlier

and help me out? Honey, you sent this. I was packing. I'm leaving at 6 in the

morning. I was packing my stuff.

So what are we going to do about it? I don't know. You figure it out. Oh,

Okay, great. I'm going to go pack, think about it. It's just an article. I'll

think about it. No, you think about it. I'll follow your lead. But it's just an

article. Typical Ramona. Oh, her job is done. She's free and clear. There isn't

a broom or a dustpan big enough for this mess.

I have to pack.

I have to go back. I have to leave at 6 in the morning.

Are you going to be down soon? Yeah. You look beautiful.

Oh, thanks. Aren't they cool?

Yeah, very cool. You have the coolest stuff.

Yeah.

Good idea.

Hey, Tonya, here's these, because I'm not going to wear them.

It's a great article, that thing.

You look beautiful. And they're only coming still.

You look beautiful. I've got two really great ones. You look gorgeous.

Keep it going.

You look gorgeous, darling. I double dare. Darling, you look so gorgeous.

Rats only come out at night.

She's a coward.

You want to say something to me? Say it to me. But don't send a text.

I mean, should I keep sending the articles about anger issues? You can do

whatever you want. I just want you to read the articles.

My friend Margaret, Giselle, my friend Vicky. Whatever you say, Belle, I love

whatever you say. Wow. Don't deflect.

You're deflecting. Why? No, that's it. You're deflecting. First of all, first

all, deflect.

Use the dictionary.

I have the remote dictionary. Use the dictionary.

Get educated, darling. Honey, I'm very educated. Get educated.

You need to deal with your anger. Oh, God. Here we go.

You need to deal with your anger, honey. You attacked.

You attacked the wind. You made the wind cry together.

That's it.

Yeah. She cries.

Can you look in the mirror? Please look in the mirror. Please look in the

mirror. People use the word traumatized in the YouTube.

Traumatized. You're worse than my father.

Traumatized. You're worse than my father.

Traumatized. Yes, yes. You're worse than my father. Do your turtle ears. That's

a different issue.

You should have been an actress.

Figure out the way your life is the way it is. You know what? My life is great.

Don't be jealous.

It's okay. You can have my life. I don't want your life. You're jealous and

you're angry.

I'm not angry. It's okay.

Stop being jealous, darling. I'm not jealous. It's okay.

Oh, my God.

You're okay, sweetie. You'll be fine.

I am fine. You'll be good. All right.

What's wrong with her? She lost her mind.

Between Leah and her, I was going... Your issue with being rude to people had

nothing to do with her issue of anger management.

I knew... what do you expect when you send Dorinda a text? You're definitely

going to get a very defensive answer. I mean, I couldn't stop Singer though.

Because I wanted to see the reaction, honestly.

Oh, my God. I'm not jealous of her. She stays home all the time. I'm very

social. I like my life. I love my life. Maybe she's jealous of my life. I have a

great life. I actually date. I have nice guy friends and girlfriend.

I'm invited to a lot of places. She stays home all the time.

Why are we going down that avenue? You were just trying to help her. I know. I

think she made me poop on my pants. She got me upset.

You did poop on your pants? I did. Was that poop on the rug here again? I don't

know, but I think she got me upset.

I did.

I did.

I actually pooped in my robe.

Coming up.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

No, no, this is from like, no, no, no.

This is like old.

No, it's bad.

Hi, I'm Andrea.

Pleasure. You want a popsicle?

I brought you a popsicle.

Are you packed for tomorrow?

Well, I'm kind of packed because I got interrupted from the group text message

that Ramona sent. It's not necessary.

You just put you in the fence. Yes, exactly.

Okay, so let's have the conversation.

And we had the conversation the other day. I know, but I feel like I didn't

anything. I didn't address your drinking. You addressed your drinking. I

but I don't need you to be the messenger.

Of course not. You were standing there and I said I was going to go and talk to

her. And then you asked me what happened. And I literally told you the

And then you attacked me. And then you made a comment. No.

Well, you did. I didn't even bring up your drinking as well.

You're not taking away from this. I just want you to listen to me. Okay. I just

want you to listen to me because I love you.

And I want everything to be cool with the girls.

I don't need to be cool with the girls. All I do is give and give. I have the

house from the Berkshire.

Anything,

any contact I need.

My closet's an open door. And then you guys focus on one thing, and I think

wrong. I don't find this conversation comfortable because...

It has to be a monologue only about me with zero history about Luann. She just

landed from Mars in a beautiful cabaret Giovanni gown and nothing precedes that.

It doesn't work like that.

I've watched CNN.

You can be angry at people without...

going crazy on me. I'm not.

And I'm not saying... No, I want to end this.

Don't do this. I want to end this. I will.

Don't do this.

Because we're friends. Okay, I'm going to get it for you. I'm going to end it

for you.

I will not sit here and listen to this because I think it's ridiculous. After

everything that I've done with you, for you, I think it's ridiculous. Can I just

give you one example?

No. I've forgiven you because I love you more than the minutia.

And I don't want to sit here and have you or anyone talk about minutia. This

not about minutia. This is about people's feelings. I know. And my

been horribly hurt.

Well, horribly. What about mine?

We both have. And we resolved it. We got through it because we love each other.

And you move forward. And if you live in the past, you go nowhere. I don't live

in the past. Well, then that's how I feel. So right now, right now, we either

make a decision or I refuse to talk about it. I know who I am. I love her.

am you know who i love who you are too but i don't like it when you're angry

great i'm good thank you so much and if you want to be friends with me that's

great if you don't that's okay i do because i love you but i just want you

listen and say you know what maybe maybe that is this is so gorgeous oh my god

this is amazing wait do you see what i have coming another another trip right i

know aren't they great i got them in london i'm so glad i decided to run

you look beautiful

Can we just talk about this one thing? Yeah. Just one thing for me. Yeah.

Personally. I don't give a **** about them. Okay? I give a **** about her.

Go ahead.

Leah was there when I came up. I talked to Ramona when she said you should go.

Oh, we're going backwards again. Okay. No, no. I just want to be clear. I'll

just say it. Let's get it out so you can do it. I can do it.

So when I came up here, I didn't talk about your drinking.

I didn't.

Ramona did. I got to thank you for that. I appreciate it. But why aren't you

listening to me? I'm listening. You said you didn't talk about her drinking. I

hear you. What do you want me to say about it? You're pushing me away. And I

wish you would just.

No, I just, I think that night.

Ramona said something to her that was very rude.

I don't disagree.

It's filled over.

And it's filled over. And we talked about it. And we said, I'm sorry.

No, you didn't. You made it about you and how I hurt you. So can we move on

I'm sorry. Can we move on? Yeah.

I'm sorry again.

No, but really, not like, you know.

Okay, I'm sorry. No, but no, really. But that's not real.

No, but that's not real. I said I'm sorry. What do you want me to do?

I said I'm sorry. I do agree that Dorinda came for Luann. And I get that

Luann's upset, but she's just dragging it on way too long. Dorinda has said

sorry, and even if it's not probably a truthful sorry, let's just move on and

eat dinner.

Luann and I do so much for each other. We have a deep friendship. This is the

minutiae and semantics I understand. I mean, I could go on and on, too, and

bring back stuff, and I've heard about this. You know, what's important to me

you and I. I just said I'm sorry. I love you.

That's what's important to me. Yes, exactly. You guys are good.

I can't help Dorinda right now because she really has to help herself first.

I can't do that for her. Luann, is this for you?

And it's so frustrating because I want to. I want to fix her. I want to make it

right. Are we sitting down now? Yeah, let's sit down. Okay, so is there any

special seating arrangements? Where should we sit?

Well, where do you want to sit? You're the host. Anyway.

Why don't you sit in the middle? All right, perfect.

Sit on those two.

Let me explain what we have served tonight, this special Mexican fiesta

making for you. So we brought some Mexican antojitos. We have mushroom

It's made with corn, beans, and mushrooms on top. Then we have chicken

And we have shrimp with chipotle sauce.

Okay. You've been amazing. Thank you so much. Thank you. We, like, regretted

being out. Usually it's, like, hanging out with you and your food and

you have in the kitchen. It's my pleasure. You have served us the best

we've had.

I mean, I never liked to eat so much, and I ate so much. What I love about

Ramona, she's all talk behind closed doors, but boy, oh, boy, you try to

on her, and she's on the thank you door.

Thank you for my shirt. Thank you for my colors. Thank you for my napkins. Thank

you for the sky. Thank you for the moon. Thank you, thank you, thank you, just

to avoid me. We have a really busy week next week. Oh, my God.

We have a lot of parties. Are you all ready?

Not really.

We're having a party, not just Dorinda and Ramona. I mean, this is going to be

party. Let me ask you something about your company. I was thinking about, does

your company have, like, partners and stuff? I've had partners, but I don't

I like it room temperature.

I prefer my red wine room temperature. Did you come from a fashion background?

No. And then you can just eat the bottle here.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

No, no, this is from, like, you didn't open it.

No, no, no.

This is, like, old. I don't want this.

We should probably get married to mom. Married to mom, too. But I was like, I'm

going to start my own brand.

And Rob has a brand.

No, it's bad.

The night city's on real quick. She's not going to help about the wine's too

old. Oh, okay, I'll have the 1963 for truth, and you can have the 2020 Pinot

Grigio. Stick to what you know.

I didn't mean to make you crazy.

Don't worry.

You like to stick at it first?

But why is it cold?

Is there anything... No, leave me alone.

Are you crazy?

$60 is not $600. There's so much bull going around the table, I can't even

it. Yeah, exactly. Let me put my booked hat off and go enjoy it.

Now we get here and it's like... Table wine is $12.

Your wine... You do like to complain.

Yeah. I hear you do. You like attention. She caused the chaos in the house. No,

she likes attention, I guess. Didn't she? Wait, you caused chaos in the house

tonight? What? Oh, you were not. You were not. You were not in the group

Oh, you weren't there?

I don't even know what the hell you guys are talking about. Okay. Do you really

want to know? Hell yeah, I want to know. No, but it's like, you know, come on.

What'd you do? Come on.

Let's get through it. Why wasn't I on the text?

Okay.

I don't even know what the hell you guys are talking about. Oh, because you were

left out of it.

Do you really want to know? Hell yeah, I want to know. No, but it's like, you

know, come on.

What did you do? Why didn't you include me on the text message?

Let's get through it. Why wasn't I on the text?

Because it was about the three of us.

No, it wasn't. Not about you. You don't leave her out. You don't leave people

out. It's a growth moment.

That's me.

I need to be left out. You feel left out?

And you do that totally a lot. Can I see this freaking text message? Okay, I'll

show you. But, I mean. She probably thought you didn't really want to see

Okay. Here's where it started, babe. Thank you.

All right. We didn't want to make a mountain out of a molehill. 7 .15 p .m.

Wait. Yeah. Anger issues. Maybe she thought that if I was on the text...

laugh. I think it's about me. Yeah. She left me out of the text, which to me

says, I actually don't really give a shit about you. Or where our friendship

and I don't care if I offend you or not.

During the... Then send an article.

Four.

I love Dorinda. You have helped me through some of my darkest moments.

Okay, here we go.

And then I just...

I'm being left to hang to dry by my girls who also feel the same about

They don't have the balls to help me out in this situation.

Why am I always stuck with the one to have the mouth?

Why? Why me?

Because I have the guts. That's why.

So it's fake when she made you upset and I left with you? No, that wasn't fake.

I talked to her about it. It's real.

Like a real person.

You know, you rip her a new one. You guys rip each other a new one. And you

to dinner like nothing ever happened.

It's the most bizarre thing to me in the world. It's like living at home with my

dad and my mom.

It's fake.

I can stand a lot of things about Ramona, but the fake and phony?

I can't deal with that. You just dropped a bomb and now you're going to sit down

like nothing ever happened? The fire's still smoldering and we're just sitting

there as if we don't see the smoke.

What do you want me to do, Lou?

Nothing. What do you want me to do, Lou?

I want you to be real. I am real. As real as I can be. Be real.

You know what? You're the one who said she was crying. So you dealt with her.

Fine. It's good. You made up with her. It's good. We are real friends. And

fine. We talked in the bedroom. We're fine.

Ramona, you didn't change your job. I saw you throw him out of the bedroom,

okay, fine. That's how we fight.

Yeah, that's right.

That's how we fight. How many times has Ramona said, you're angry, you're angry?

You're right. You win, Ramona.

But did you have to pile on? Did I do that to you when you went through so

terrible times?

Well done, Ramona. You did a great job of being a horrible person.

You know what? I love Dorinda. I made my peace with her. Life's too short.

Of course I love Dorinda. But right now, I don't like who she is. I actually

almost hate who she is. But you know what? I can't help it. Dorinda just

want to get it. I give up.

I give up. I cry uncle.

Hannah said the other day, I know you're saying to me verbally, it's okay, but

are you really okay? Because your first thing is to always say, it's okay, but

what are you really feeling? Because I never want you to feel abandoned or left

behind, Mom. We're also there for you. And I think you always put on a brave

face. You take care of her. You take care of me. You shut her down when she

attacking her.

And then, of course, you're going to have a short fuse because you're like,

You know, you have to think about you and let us know how you're feeling, too.

I have been on the other end of the wrath of Dorinda. You know what? Why

you stop getting vaginal rejuvenation and put an easy pass on that vagina with

your howling tunnel? You're not dating Rocco. Oh, okay.

Liar, liar, hoe on fire.

Don't you dare compare your fucking marriage to me burying my husband.

Oh, okay. Okay? Because you are...

And I've always understood she's going through pain, and rather than feel it

herself, she's projecting it.

If you don't get that, you're an imbecile.

Just like your daughter said, please, Mom, don't put on a scary face all the

time and be brave.

Don't be so brave.

Don't be so brave all the time. Because otherwise you're going to get frustrated

and put us, like, what, to the guillotine.

Well, we've all been there for each other. That's true.

We have been. You know what?

Let's toast to that. I love it. Please let us know.

The good, the bad, and the ugly.

And the articles.

And the articles from Ramona. You know, we're refinding ourselves.

No, I said we're refinding ourselves.

Oh, okay. No, we are. I heard an art come out, and I was like, oh, God. No,

refinding.

I want to zip this this time, so when I open it, everything doesn't come

tumbling out. Oh, and thanks for these things.

Yeah, those are my gift to you. Yeah, I love those.

So Louie left already, right?

Yeah, she had to go to her Connecticut appear.

She threw you right on the bus. She goes, you're singing a different tune.

Luann, you're singing a different tune. Well, I like the fact that you brought

up everything that we had discussed about the plan of life and why we think

she's so upset and has all this anger. You did it in such a diplomatic way. I

get a little hysterical, I admit it. I get very flustered. Me too. My

are good, but my delivery sucks.

Yeah, that's why we needed Lu to do something.

But she's usually on the fence, Lu. I thought she could pull this off this

Luann doesn't want to do anything to upset Dorinda because she wants all

perks that Dorinda has to give her.

Dorinda got her Giovanni, and Dorinda has a lot of other perks that can come

Luann's way.

Do you have your passport?

Yep. Good. All right, let's go.

Are the timings still good?

Caesar, goodbye!

Goodbye. Oh.

The man with the drinks is the most popular. I didn't know.

Normally I'm followed by a bunch of people.

Coming up.

Get your ass over here, girl. We had this rehearsal today. Did you forget?

You never told me about this rehearsal.

Don't start without me.

Hi. Hi, honey.

How's it going?

Good to see you. Hi, Evan.

What's going on? Good to see you. Not much.

There they are.

These look awesome.

We need to talk about what blanks these are on.

Yeah. Because Leslie and I did just have a meeting with Fruit of the Loom and

jerseys and Wrestle Athletics, and they really want to work with us. Actually,

these are jerseys. Oh, they are? Yeah. Okay.

There was a fit model that was supposed to come, but I don't know if she's

showing up because she parties.

I mean, you're a fit model. I could put it on. I mean, I could definitely try it

on. I may not have an MBA, but I am a smart...

I sued the cops because they knocked my teeth out.

I won $75 ,000 and then I started my own business with the money.

I knew I had to make it count.

On this, I want to change this to something else.

There were times where I thought I was going to have like a pink private jet.

This design is so cool. It's so abstract.

I thought the company was going to be doing a billion dollars a year and I've

done very well, but...

You know, there were times I had to adjust my expectations.

I'm not crazy about the... The long string. Yeah. Yeah. It's covering too

Whatever we do, this needs to be so perfect. Because at this point, this is

like, 15 -year collection that I feel like is...

indicative of who i am and where i'm at in my life right at this moment versus

like everything i've been doing up until now you know so it hasn't been it is a

little more serious and it's also being sold online only not selling it to any

department stores this is like the beginning of like a new chapter of mob i

don't think people understand how hard it is to keep a company in business and

keep it relevant for 15 years cool doesn't pay the bills all the time you

what i mean it is about expanding i feel like sky's the limit for mob right now

when do we want to do a photo shoot like it's impossible after

the

summer when i came back to the city I just felt very unsettled, and I realized

had to go back to therapy.

Welcome back.

Thank you. It's been a while. Indeed it has been.

Something just wasn't sitting right within my heart and my soul. I was

really bad.

I wanted him to hold me, to love me, to want me, to be with me. And I don't know

if I'll ever find him.

I don't like feeling bad.

Lots of going on. The good news is, is that...

I really have come full circle because when I saw you last time, I was kind of

not in my right mojo.

If you could sort of summarize what it is that brings you in.

I'm single.

Meeting men has never been a problem. I don't know. I just can't connect. Maybe

I don't want to connect. Maybe I got so hurt from my ex -husband, I'm sabotaging

myself. So maybe we can work on that, self -sabotage.

You know, I had time to reflect.

on the things we spoke about. And I started taking some notes a month after

saw you, how am I sabotaging myself with a breaking date?

And I wrote this, like, I canceled a second date on a Sunday.

Why? Because I was having too much fun with my friends.

It wasn't that important to me. So my girlfriends pointed out to me, they say,

you know, Ramon, sometimes when you're with guys, you act very coquettish and

flirty. I used to start, you know, sitting different and, you know.

I love the story.

You see, you're pretty flexible, which is excellent. Yes, I'm very flexible.

Would you say that that's a different version of yourself, or would you say

that's genuine?

It's a different version of myself, but it's not really genuine, because I have

more substance than just a sensual.

body and I think I am very sensual but there's so much more to me I'm really

warm and I'm caring and I'm down to earth and I'm self -made and I'm a giver

I have the warmest heart and that's not coming through when you just do all that

like you know quite you know coquettish stuff I want someone to like me for me

and not because I'm playing some kind of game whether it's a sexual game or I'm

very demure and quiet because the last thing I am is demure and quiet So I

as well be myself.

And I'm finding I'm having much more successful dating experiences.

And more of being yourself.

Yeah. And then I went on a blind date with another gentleman, and he's never

been married, no kid.

But I actually had a great time with him. And I think again, because I was

me, myself.

What made you agree to go on it? Because this woman, she knows me. She said,

listen, I think he's a dynamite guy, and I just go out. And I did. I had the

best time with him. You look happy. You seem happy. Well, you look happy, too.

What's that to be happy about?

We both are happy.

We like oysters.

We have some common ground here. Do you drink alcohol or no?

I do. Oh, good. I've always had that attitude with women, but not really with

men. So I'm trying to be the way I am with a man, the way I am with my

girlfriend. I have a different attitude now.

So how do you feel like you might be able to continue this forward momentum?

Continue working on my friendship.

Like I'm realizing I don't need a man. I want a man, but I don't need one. And

I'm really comfortable with myself. And I really, really like love myself. I do.

I guess I would say keep doing what you're doing because it seems like

a good spot.

Okay, I can take my bill now.

I'm done.

Coming out.

Believe me, that damn toaster oven, I could poop that thing out right now.

I mean, you love the toaster oven. He loves the toaster oven. Okay.

Hello.

Hi. Welcome to your workshop.

Hi, my darling.

This is Fab.

Okay, now I can breathe and enjoy and wait for Sonia because I can't reach

It's like nowhere for the moment. It gives us more time to do it ourselves.

Make it nice. You look so calm.

Give me some of your juice.

I love traveling with the girls, but it's so great to be back in New York and

getting back into doing my show because it's just grounding for me. It just

feeds my soul.

How are we doing? We're doing good.

It's a great space. We should all do our thing here. We are. They said they can

do the risers in the room. Doing like a little preview for a friend. Yeah, next

week. It would be nice if today was...

the wrap on Sonia so she can just show up Tuesday next week and just do it.

Right, half her length, hopefully.

Yeah. Right, and then we do this bit.

Ladies and gentlemen, Sonia Morgan.

Come on up here. Andy, can you bring Sonia the microphone?

Thank you. And that's, like, just before the very end where she actually then

comes down and plays the game. Okay, so maybe anything else I can get you, Madam

Morgan? Or Sonia Rita?

Let's do that.

Sonia Rita?

Love that.

All right, so I have to call Sonia.

She was so excited for this. I don't know where the heck she is.

We both have our glasses off.

But you're in a bathrobe and I'm not.

Get your ass over here, girl.

I know, my love. I'm super excited. But we had this rehearsal today. Did you

forget?

Darling, darling, of course we talked about it and I told you. I really don't

know what I'm missing today, except maybe the memo. And by the way, today is

day of my launch at Century 21, one of the biggest events in my career.

So maybe Luann didn't get that memo. You were super excited about it. We're

running through the lines.

Listen, that's fine. It's not impromptu. It is a rehearsed show. Look, there's a

script.

Typical Sonya. I mean, she wants to be paid more, but she doesn't show up for

rehearsal because she's off the cuff. Well, okay, great. I mean, I'm working

a script with them, and then I'll call you and we'll figure it out.

And I'm going to make it short and sweet.

Well, listen, I'll see you tonight.

Ah! I wish I could. I've got my Fire Island house at Wintertime Reunion.

Ooh.

That's a party we need to go to.

Light my fire, then. Light my fire.

Ooh.

Hello,

darling. Hi. How are you, honey? Good.

Really good. I'll take my shoes off. I know you want to keep your...

carpet nice and clean i do here was so cute she came back to the religion class

tonight yeah she seemed like she liked it my mom teaches kiki religion class my

mom also sleeps at my house on tuesday nights so my mother thinks maybe kiki is

going to fulfill whatever i did not

For her. You want me to open it? No, I thought you were going to start picking

at it. No.

Oh, my God. Chill, woman.

I'm helping you.

Okay, thank you. I appreciate it.

She did fine. Rob got her.

And then I'm here. Me and Kiki have the kind of relationship where I know I'm

going to like my daughter.

I mean, Mom was looking at me on the phone like, I don't like her.

I don't really like you either.

But you try at least.

Like, she doesn't like us.

Are you kidding me?

So I'm still really pissed off about that.

You have a lot of business with the Married to the Mob right now?

Mm -hmm.

Oh, the party.

Yeah, the party.

What day of the week is it? It's a Wednesday.

Oh, it's a Wednesday?

Oh, good. I'll be in. Oh, perfect.

Good.

So I went to the bathhouse with Sarah the other day.

I was telling her how I...

even though our relationship is really good and definitely a lot better than it

used to be.

Wait, you and she or you and me? Me and you. I was telling her this, you know,

like, that I think it can improve.

And she was, like, discouraging me and was like, Mom said she doesn't even like

you.

What?

I don't like you? Yeah. Did you say that to her?

I don't know.

Maybe. I might have said it. I mean, that's mean, Mom.

Oh, yeah.

On a day, I might not like you. On another day, I might not like Sarah.

That doesn't mean I don't love you, I don't care about you. On a day, I might

not like you.

The one thing I don't like, and I'll say it until the day I die, is drinking.

Oh, my God, Mom.

So if you want me to change my thoughts on that, I won't. You know, I still

carry around a lot of guilt for everything that happened when I was a

I do, Mom. I really do.

I just feel like I can't, like, let go of, like, the teenager. Like, I just

don't feel like that's who I am.

You know what I mean? But you're not.

I know. I mean, God.

I know. I know. I know.

You got sober. You had a baby. You know, have a business. I mean, you did fine.

You did fine. But I think that when you think I'm judgy about the drinking and

all, I wouldn't want to see you lose what you have.

Worked so hard for. It's not going to happen, Mom.

It's not.

I do feel like you really, really, really have to be honest with yourself

that because I don't see it enhancing your life. I just don't. And I don't

that Kier would like that either.

But, Mom, I have been drinking, and it's not affecting her or us or anything

like that.

And if it does, I am going to be honest about it. I am.

Good.

My mom, she's like an...

Irish Catholic therapist.

I mean, I'm her worst nightmare.

She hasn't had a drink in 40 years, so she definitely feels like she can speak

on the subject and maybe think she has a little authority.

All right, well, I feel like I just need to hear you say that you're wonderful.

I love you. I love you every minute of the day. And you're proud of me. And I'm

proud of you, but I'm only, I mean.

What is it that I every minute have to be saying? Can you finish eating your

rice cake?

Every minute I have to be telling people, I'm proud of you. I need that.

kidding me, Mom? I need that. I guess I don't think I have to say that as much

as you want to hear it.

Things will never be perfect, because as my daughter tells me, perfect doesn't

exist. My relationship with my mother is a challenging one, but I also have to

accept that things are not necessarily going to be the way I want them to.

I'm glad that we had our darling.

I love you. I love you, too.

And don't share everything with Sarah.

Go back and badmouth me. I don't, Mom.

Coming up. I never thought I'd say this, but I'm actually humbled.

It's not just retail.

She doesn't even know how to use it on Ramona.

Leah, nice to meet you. Hi.

Leah, nice to meet you.

I feel like we met. We met, we know. We did, right?

What do you make? Married to the mob.

You're killing it right now. I'm wearing Sonia by Sonia Morgan, actually. Oh,

wait, we have that dress.

I had to represent.

From day one, I have wanted to rep Sonia by Sonia Morgan properly.

The first time I wasn't able to do it because I did get sent pajamas and a

hat. I was supposed to wear this.

Now I can finally do it properly.

In a dress that's much more me and much more appropriate.

Right now, I'm going to keep this on. I think I'm a little cool.

Well, it's a Sonia Morgan dress.

Hi. Oh, my God.

Right? This body is just another body. Well, hello. You inspired me.

Where is the lady?

She's not here.

No. No, so let's talk. It's supposed to be one of the flowers. Look.

She's not here.

Hi. Hey, you.

What's up? How are you? How are you? How's it going?

Just waiting for Sonia. I know. I know. She was supposed to do a workshop with

you, and she was skipping it, right? Yeah, because she's super busy. Is she

doing the show with her or not? She tells me no.

I don't know.

Who's excited?

Yeah.

Sasha, Sasha.

Sonia in the city. Oh, my God. Look at this. Hi.

Has anyone ever doubted me before?

I mean, I've been talking about a perfume and jewelry and fashion and a

oven and ha, ha, ha.

Oh my God, here is the machine.

Wow.

It's hard to keep it all together.

It's a lifestyle.

Don't rush the second set. They could sit there for a minute.

I think you should get up there and put some clothes on and model.

You are coming out with a brand called Tipsy Girl.

When a brand rides on the coattails of another brand, they call it a cheater

brand. I don't believe that. I don't have to be right, and I never say I told

you so, but it still feels good.

It's what I promised, and I'm delivering.

Hi, Phillip.

How are things at Calvin Klein?

Amazing. He's a Calvin Klein executive. Hi, guys. Pleasure to meet you. Hi,

honey. You look stunning. I'm pretty sure we have Calvin Klein here. You look

stunning. Hi, honey.

Wow,

you look stunning. So gorgeous. I look so Sonya Morgan -y.

Oh, Jalila!

Right?

Holy moly. You guys look amazing.

Guys, look at this.

She's wearing Sonya Morgan, too. It looks amazing.

It looks so beautiful in here.

I needed you to help me with this. No, you didn't because it looks perfect.

Luann, let's take a picture. Yes.

You look gorgeous.

I'm happy for you.

Oh, hi. How are you? Let me get you guys.

Okay, come on in.

Let her pop out.

Two wrongs don't make it right. I'm not going to not show up for my girlfriend,

Sonia, like she didn't show up for me at rehearsal.

That's not the kind of girl I am.

Ice to the top. Then club soda, Pellegrino, and then, like, the mint.

This is my new signature drink. This is a goal. And the hand is, like, hold to

Ramona. So what's going on?

We're waiting for Sonia to do this.

I heard she didn't show up for a workshop today. No, she didn't.

By Sonia not showing up to rehearsal makes me wonder, is she going to show up

for the real show?

If she doesn't, I mean, it's going to be an issue.

She didn't. She said she didn't know about it.

Maybe she doesn't remember, but we had a whole plan in place, and she knew

exactly about today in rehearsal.

I think it would have been so hard to do today. It worked out so well, because

guess what? We went through the whole script, and we got a lot done.

I think my straw's not working.

I got some more straw.

Yeah.

This guy is following me around with food.

So it was good because, you know, if Sonia was there, she would have been

you know.

What's actually going on? We don't have any invite or anything.

It's a presentation, which is going to be next Tuesday.

Well, I'm not here. I'm having this taken out. What exactly is this? I have

nerve that's feeding this fluid into a sack. I don't have movement in my hand.

mean, that's your hand. Look at it. It's a presentation of the show. If you're

doing this, then you're doing this. It's not a big deal. Don't worry about it.

Speech, speech, speech.

Okay, let's go. Do it now. Sonia, Sonia, here, one second.

Welcome, everybody.

Century 21 is very, very proud to do this collaboration with Sonia Morgan.

We love the styling. We love the fashion. Thank you, Sonia. We love you.

So I just want to say I never thought I'd say this, but I'm actually humbled.

It's not just retail.

She doesn't even know how to use her phone, Ramona.

Sorry, I can't talk now. Ring a ding ding. Sorry, I can't talk now. You got a

hot date tonight. I know, but they're just friends.

They're just friends. Just a friend.

Just a friend. Corner table, truffles up the chicken's ass. What is going on? So

anyhow, it's been a long haul.

You believed in me, and you believe in me. And now let me mention.

My family, Dorinda, Luann, Ramona, who have been with me every step of the way.

And believe me, that damn toaster oven, if I could poop that thing out right

now, I would.

I mean, it's been so long.

You love the toaster oven. I still love the toaster oven. He loves the toaster

oven. Okay. I use it in the furniture. Your Papa Isaac will do the toaster

She's glowing tonight.

There's something different about Sonia tonight that I've never seen before.

There's this twinkle in her eyes.

I'm very happy for her.

And Leah, my new girlfriend, who is my new, we're going to New York.

That's the fashion show.

Next fashion show.

I'm just hoping so much turns out to something bigger and better. I hope she

treats it and focuses on it and really brings it to fruition, which means

Paycheck.

And family.

Next time on The Real Housewives of New York City.

Happy birthday to you.

You got a nice face.

We don't have to reunite. I would like to say.

Remember, it's my party.

Yeah, here's to Leah.

Here's to married to the mob, babe. You're definitely married to the mob

I was actually warned about Elise, that she's not a girl girl.

I never cozied up to her. You know what? She's just not a good person. She's not

a girl's girl.

I don't know who you are.

You're going to walk away like you don't know who I am?

Hold on. Ramona, don't leave, please. Ramona, please stay.

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