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Previously on The Real Housewives of New York City.

I'm

having

a birthday

party as I

always do, but this time it's going to be different. At our age, we have 60

girlfriends. Do we care about them? Yeah.

If she says one more time she has 60 girlfriends, I'm going to vomit.

You disrupted the weekend.

I'm not apologizing for who I am. I'm apologizing for what I did.

Let me give you a hug. That's better.

Relax.

Relate.

Reset. You know why I love you? Because you're unfiltered, but you're confident.

And know and own your shit. I'm a work in progress.

I'm really feeling myself right now.

Like a mint in my mouth.

I can be a bit fresh.

I'm no one's arm candy.

I'm the whole ball of sugar.

So what if I'm self -involved? Who else should I be involved with?

I'll say sorry for what I've done, but never for who I am.

I rise above the drama and won't settle for the lower level.

So this room is going to be totally transformed into Ramona's fucking room.

If she had a really big room in her house and could fit 60 girls. Because

going to meet 50 of my girlfriends, and we don't like to sit down at a set

table. We like to move in groups.

I don't like this. What's your thought on it? I literally got it yesterday.

Someone sent it. It's just a thing for my life.

It's not that I don't like it. You see?

No, better than sex.

Why is there water here? I can't believe I'm back here starting from scratch.

When I had a five -year deal for over a million bucks in place, it was too long

-term, so I'm looking for a new renter. I don't know where this water's coming

from because I never had a leak. If I were living here, I would have caught

that day.

To look at this dirty city smut off of your legs.

Yeah,

you're such a good boy.

Guess what?

He's feeling Giovanni now.

Oh, I can't wait.

Oh, I can't wait. What's your outfit? What's your outfit in black? What are

going to wear?

Just make sure you cover those tits. No exposure.

No exposure.

I don't want to cover them up.

No, I mean, don't flash them.

Well, I mean, I have to see what happens.

You know what? A lot of my girlfriends are blonde for teeth.

With 60 women, well, where's Ramona? Where's Ramona? Well, I thought it would

look really pretty for everyone to wear black. And I'll stand out in red.

So you're not dancing that night, but if you are, they can dance on the carpet.

I'm not putting a dance floor. No, no.

You're not going to put a stripper pole wherever you want? Maybe. That's okay.

She needs a stripper pole, Ramona.

So I just want to say goodbye because I have a bride waiting for me. I love you.

It's going to be amazing. Maybe one day I'll be a bride. You are a bride.

Normally, I'd have Dorinda and Sonya do the walkthrough with me, but the way

they acted at Larry's...

Let's face it, they were embarrassing.

I've never been so excited for my birthday before. That's so great.

Yeah, I'm psyched. And hopefully there won't be any drama.

No, I am not going to have any drama that night. I'm going to avoid drama. If

anybody drama comes my way, you'll be my protector.

Yeah, I will. You'll be my protector. I'm going to be like, get out of here.

You'll hold a shield or something, an invisible shield. This is a drama -free

zone. Yeah, I want no drama with Dorinda, Sonia. So they really need to

of here. And I have all my other friends here, and it would be embarrassing. It

would be very de classe of them, very like, oof.

Tacky. If Ramona is scared that Dorinda and Sonia are going to embarrass her, it

kind of makes me wonder what kind of women are going to be there. They're

probably all Upper East Side, lots of facelifts, and it probably looks like a

MAGA rally.

I mean, I have this whole other crowd. Maybe we should give them water instead

of vodka.

Good thinking. I know. Okay, you are my protector?

Yes. You promise?

Absolutely. Of course. All right.

Thank you.

What? Yeah. Sam Rivera.

Oh, you're Sam. Okay, hi. Nice to meet you.

Let me walk you around.

Sure. Welcome, first of all. So this is our dining area.

We have 80 beds in here for people transitioning, men and women.

Been in prison, coming out of prison, getting their life together, getting

acclimated to society again. We really do a lot of great work here. And I know

you know a little bit about that system as well.

Unfortunately, right? Unfortunately.

After I got incarcerated, my eyes opened up to the plight of people who had been

incarcerated for many years. After people get out of jail, they don't have

job. They don't have a place to live. And that's how I got started with the

Fortune Society. They help people. They advocate for people.

Tonight's meeting is what we call a community meeting. Alumni come, visitors

come. I only spend one night in jail. Imagine what it's like to be

for over 20 years. I'm excited to be here. And then I want to hear what

going to present and what you want to talk about. Well, you know, it's just my

story. I can't compare my story to their story. So when this happened to me, I

said, I'm not going to go through this experience and not help other people.

Hello. Hi.

Such a pleasure to meet you, Luann. Hi, Luann. You're the founder.

I did. I founded on the side of the road.

The thing is, when I went to Rikers Island, I was walking around. We were in

juvenile section, and I said, whatever these kids are here for, how are they

going to be better?

Right. It's an exercise in futility.

They're coming back.

Right. But not any better.

Probably worse.

Yeah. I was just talking to one of the guys in your office now.

He's a terrific guy. Hey.

Hi, honey.

Afterwards. Come and say hello. This is my friend, Sonia. Hi, Sonia, friend.

Hi. Do you live on the Upper West Side, too? Oh, yeah, that's me.

How far up? I want to be here. I want to support Luanne. I mean, she's giving

back in such a bigger way. This isn't just about her anymore.

This is about everybody else that's gone through this experience in a much

harder way.

Everyone, please take these things, turn them off, put them on vibrate.

All right, we're going to start with an introduction. How'd you get here? When

did you want to get out of the program?

Hello, my name is Taylor Montgomery.

I got here through the grace of God.

When did you get out of the program?

It's a great news for me.

My name is Larry Varsity. I graduated from Academy A. I did almost 30 years

I'm 54.

When I first got into the situation, after being rejected, not even getting

called for interviews, that's my issue, I don't get called.

I got a little depressed, got a little angry, a little frustrated.

One thing I will tell you, crime never entered my mind.

Never entered my mind, right? You know why? I have something I never had my

whole life.

I have peace.

And that's Christ.

You know what I'm saying?

I lived in my bathroom for 30 years. I was forced to stay still while I was in

solitary confinement.

And what I did, I learned who I was.

I thought I would never go back to living in my bed.

And you don't think you can survive out here.

You don't think you can do it.

You can do it.

You can do it.

I mean, it's a beautiful thing to see people that have suffered so much. I

help but be so touched by hearing them be optimistic and looking forward to

their future after all the pain and suffering that they've been through.

Are you back? Because you were a little emotional right here. Oof.

Unbelievable. And who are you? Because David wants to know who you are. So,

well, who am I? I'm Luann.

Oh, you want me to stand?

You've got to stand.

I'm Luann de Lesseps, and this is my very good friend, Sonia. I got into

in Palm Beach.

I got arrested for being intoxicated, and I got, and

I, I,

closed the door of the bathroom when I assaulted a police officer by hitting

in the head.

And then I tried to resist arrest.

And so I got charged with three felonies.

And so I know the pain of what it's like to have shackles on your feet and

handcuffs and the pain of the same.

This happened to me for a reason because it made me rise.

You know, I learned from it.

I grew from what happened to me because I had to look at myself. I pray for all

of you because there's so much love here. It's just so heartwarming and

beautiful.

And I'm so happy to be here.

Luann has offered to work with us in any way she can. She has agreed to take

some of the women on a spa day, so to speak. And let me see those hands again

because we need to sign you up. Okay. All right.

Okay. I'm going to have to do a couple of them. Yeah, I think so. Because the

guys are going, I want to come too. I see a couple of hands going. And I think

what we're really talking about, and this is part of our work, is how to

And we thank you for that offer to support the men and women at Fortune and

partnership. So thank you to you, Luann. Thank you.

Spa day, having your hair done and your nails done and having your makeup done,

it just makes you feel good. And these people deserve to feel good about

themselves. Oh, my God, girls. We're going to have such a great spa day.

Oh,

my God.

Coming up.

I love you.

And I actually love you.

Oh, that's so sweet.

Wait, you're supposed to say I love you too.

I don't even

need this jacket, I feel like. And tomorrow I'm really going to.

Going to need a bundle up. I don't know. The weather's crazy. Hot, cold, hot,

cold.

Good to see you. Good to see you. My God, such a lovely lady.

She grew up, right? She grew up big time. Come on, remember.

As a family, Mario, Avery, and I always love going to Italian restaurants.

And Salvatore, we always follow him wherever he goes.

Ciao. Hello.

Welcome back.

Hello. Hey.

How are you? I'm swinging around. Look how nice you look.

Well, you look very handsome. Look at you.

Everything good?

Yeah. Got a nice table.

Yeah.

I know people don't really get my relationship with Mario.

He does live in Florida full time. But when he comes into New York, I mean, we

actually plan on one or two nights that we get together as a family. Avery

enjoys it, and guess what? So do I.

So, when I saw Salvatore, I got the flashback. Oh, my God, what flashback?

you'll love this. Your mother was pregnant.

With you.

And we went to Campagnolo for dinner.

I think we just had an appetizer. Your mom, she goes, I have to go to the

ladies' room.

All of a sudden, I just feel like something's just going.

Your water broke, right?

I didn't know it broke. I had no idea what that was. She goes, I think we have

to go.

And I'm like, what do you mean we have to go? We haven't even had our entree

yet. She almost came out at Campagnolo. I remember that night.

You remember?

I was busy in the kitchen.

The whole restaurant was like, whoa.

We were like regulars there. I'm having a baby. I'm having a baby.

Oh, my gosh. That's a good story.

People don't get it. They go, after everything he did to you, how could you

talk to him? Well, you know what? You got to let it go. And ironically, Mario

was very angry at me after we got divorced. And I worked on it for the

Avery. And guess what?

We're not together as man and wife, but we're together as a family.

So how many girlfriends do you have coming in your birthday?

50. You don't talk to 50 women. Come on. 50? And then I'm bringing some of my

girlfriends. Where are you doing this?

My favorite place, Scarpetta. We have to take you there. 50?

Yeah. Yeah, but there's no men involved. Like, usually that makes sense. Dinner

parties. I have no boyfriend.

I'm not inviting.

I have nobody. I understand that. Are you in a relationship right now? What's

going on with you?

Define a relationship.

Someone you see every Saturday night that you're excited to see and you talk

every day. That's a relationship.

You know.

Dating's a bitch.

He's focusing on his golf.

It's very interesting. I feel like Mario squirms a little when I ask him, oh,

who are you going out with? Oh, just a friend, just a friend. Men.

Who can figure him out?

I want to make a little toast. I'm so happy that we can all be together and

spend time and love each other as people.

I agree.

I love you.

And I actually love you. Oh, that's so sweet.

Wait, you're supposed to say, I love you too.

I love you too.

And you.

I feel like that was like a half I love you too. But three musketeers, we're

still going here.

The three musketeers.

Do you like this cashmere I'm wearing?

I love it.

Let me feel it.

It's very nice.

Do you like this?

No. I like it a lot.

Just two? Yeah.

Just put everything available for you inside this box.

I have nothing valuable with me. Yes, you do, bitch. You're not putting

in there?

Is it crowded tonight?

No, not really.

Two sticks for you. Hopefully some hot men. Thanks.

Spa 88 is probably one of the top three best people -watching places in the

entire world.

I think I've found her.

Stop. Don't make me laugh.

Is it the best place to pick up men?

Not really. It's a lot of kook, but it's interesting.

So how was your trip to the Berkshires?

It was good, actually. Like, Dorinza just went above and beyond to, like,

sure we all felt comfortable at our home, which was great.

You're doing great with your new friend.

Well, now Tinsley's gone.

I know. I love Tinsley. It breaks my heart. I love her, too. It breaks my

also. But you know what?

She's getting her castle in the sky. Did you see her dressed up like Cinderella?

Did I send you that picture? Or no, maybe she's supposed to be the beauty

he's supposed to be the beast, which would kind of make sense.

I get that style.

I mean, same.

Except he's a millionaire.

Yeah, you're not supposed to be with the beast. The poor beast.

Yeah, like, you go for the rich beast, you know? I need to take notes from this

bitch. I mean, I am dating broke guys.

I need a guy with money.

I'm sorry. I can't take care of anybody. I already have to take care of my kid.

Can't take care of another kid.

I need a man to take care of me.

When I was in the Berkshires, Ramona and I had a very sweet moment. I lost my

mother.

I'm not going to say it's going to happen. Well, let's just say your mother

your baby. Okay, I'm going to let this go. She dropped it tomorrow. Do you feel

your relationship was in a good place with her?

No.

Okay, so I'm going to make you remember me.

Please make it right with your mommy.

I'm feeling like I want to get closer to mom. I need to stop acting like a

teenager around her. I need to start acting like an adult. Totally, I agree.

I need to get closer.

When you think of mom, you should think of like static noise.

Everything she's saying, it doesn't matter because even when she says

that seems nice, it's coming from her own internal projection.

She's up and she can't give you what you need. My mother raised me. My

mother's... been there for me, and it's now time for me to take things into my

own hands and put in the work with my mom.

Mom was literally telling me on the phone, like, I don't like Leah.

I just don't like her. We just don't have the same things.

So I don't really like you either, but you try at least.

Like, she doesn't like us. Are you kidding me? Yeah, mom. She said that to

Oh, God.

God, forgive me. I'm so mad right now. I'm so mad.

She's like, Leah, she's starting to look fake in the face.

I don't know. She's this. Poor Kier.

What do you think is going to affect Kier?

I will get my titties done.

I will get my pussy done. I will get my whole face done if I want to. I haven't

done anything except Botox. I haven't. Listen, I have only gotten Botox and my

lips done. How dare she say that?

That's up.

I think the apology might not be on the table anymore. And I think Bunny

actually has some explaining to do.

Can I please tell her Sarah told me that you said you don't like me? Am I

allowed to say that?

Honestly, full transparency.

They have a family up to this point.

Coming up.

Ramona doesn't mean to be hurtful when she does it. Oh, stop. No, she doesn't.

I'm saying when she's out in an environment where there are men, that

she's an unaccountable bitch.

I'm like a little nervous.

No, I'm just like, I'm just so, I'm crying.

I can't remember my makeup, okay? And you told me you were wearing red. This

not your outfit, is it? No, I'm getting my hair and makeup done. Oh, I got

nervous. I'm like, wait a second. We're going to blue now?

I'm trying to see. I know.

How's it going?

You know, this old bag here. Oh, Len.

Len's always. Hey.

Let's just see.

You look so young.

Oh, thank you.

She is so young.

Thanks, Len. I have to wear a hat more often.

Yeah. Believe me, she doesn't say that to me in the morning.

Ms. D.

Come on, Matthew. Matthew, why are you breaking now?

Shut it down. You are a disaster. Wait, there's another thing.

This is the new toilet hardware.

See how it works now? It doesn't run. I got a $1 ,200 bill for like three days

of water just running, running, running.

I am so stressed. At this point, I'm paying rent at my apartment at Columbus

Circle. I'm paying the overhead of the townhouse.

Elevator still broken?

Yeah, no luck.

You see how it was open again? The guy comes to roll out the carpets for me,

he breaks this.

It probably runs me about $50 ,000 a month, so it's not a big deal for most

people who live in townhouses, but for me, hell yes. I can't get ahead.

I just can't get ahead.

Something's going on with Selma. Oh, my God, I know. I saw page six.

I mean, that's so embarrassing. I don't know what's going on. I mean, I've been

thrown out of a lot of bars, but not in a while.

Right? So a few days ago, Luanne and I went to Philadelphia with Sonia to see

her speak at Wharton. I was a model. I was an actress.

Dated some real stars like Billy Idol, who's a vegetarian.

Everybody wanted the toaster oven. Everyone related with that. And I was

believe me, you're much happier than I am right now. You're getting laid a lot

more, too. Oh, God. Be yourself.

Go for your passion. You will find your way if you follow your heart.

Yay.

Luanne and I went home.

But Sonia stayed, and I guess she got kicked out of a gay bar. And it's kind

heartbreaking. I wish I stayed.

It makes me sad because she's... I know. It's heartbreaking. And after Burke's

years, I really feel like me and her are in a good place. And I feel bad that

she seems like she is going through some... I can't really afford to live

It's just too much house for one person. I'm divorced, and my daughter's at

college. So I want to... Like, I got these inexpensive rugs here that are for

renters. that I'm looking at them as disposable.

And this way, if I want to do it again in five or six years, I don't have to

feel like I'm killing myself.

Now I'm looking to redo the whole house with everything white, glass,

brass, because that is what renters want.

And that is what I'm going to give them.

You're looking to stay in the same style, or? No, this was too expensive.

was like $250 ,000. You know, I flew it here on Pan Am.

When Pan Am existed.

Here I am, filling the house up again with shiachis.

This is a big deal for me to redo this.

And today I'm scrambling under pressure to have this house ready to show to a

potential renter. It's just never -ending stress.

Does that cost more than that?

A little bit more, yeah, because there's a wall.

Because that won't show stains.

Hey, how you doing?

How are you? Nice to see you. Now, my apartment's not together yet. Don't

We were talking a little bit about Sonia. She was in page six. She got

out of a bar in Philadelphia.

What happened?

Sonia Morgan was thrown out of a Philly piano bar in the city's gay area known

as the Gaverhood. We're told Morgan was booted after singing Hello Dolly.

I feel like there's a sadness about Sonia. She's worried about something.

I'm happy with if it ain't broke, don't fix it. But they keep telling me I look

dated, it looks old lady.

More modern look, more new carpet look compared to worn out.

Sorry, my toilet is still running and I just paid to fix it. Is that the f***ing

toilet running?

Oh my god, yeah, the thing is up. No!

That's the third time I fixed it!

Why is it doing that?

Alright, I'm not going to sleep at night knowing that that's happening.

Do something for constipation.

Really? Seriously?

You're full of s***? Really?

You were the last one I thought would be full of s***. We have Ramona's birthday

later and I don't want to like, you know...

So I had lunch with her yesterday.

I took her out for her actual birthday yesterday.

When we're not with you, girl, we're great.

Honestly, I am kind of just sick of all the judgments with Ramona. I went to

Scarpetta to meet her to see the room and this and that, and she's like, Leah,

all right.

Make sure that you wear something that not everything's spilling out of. First

of all, I don't even have that much to spill. She did say that to you.

You so need to wear something where everything is spilling out.

You know what?

Hold on a second. I'm going to show you what you're going to wear. She dresses

like a big girl a lot of the time. I've got exactly what you're going to wear to

this thing. And mark my words on something. When she says everyone has to

black. She will be, like, in, like, red or something. She'll be in some bright

color. It's incredible to me that Ramona's even concerned about what I'm

to wear.

I mean, don't you have 50 friends, and you're celebrating with them, and it's

going to be this amazing big party? Like, who cares what I wear?

This is what you're wearing tonight. These beautiful pair of shorts.

Yay! With this nice bra.

Yes!

I'm going to wear whatever the fuck I want to wear. Just let me be me. I'm not

going to listen to Ramona.

Didn't she, like, unfollow you on social media accounts at one point? Okay, so,

like, that's the kind of... That's, like, the mean girl, juvenile Ramona.

then there's, like, amazing Ramona. She doesn't mean to be hurtful when she does

it. Oh, stop. She knows exactly what she's doing. She's a sexy, real woman.

You take responsibility and stop giving excuses. It's coming out of... Then

you're going to give her excuses for shitting on you all the time. I'm saying

when she's out in an environment where there are men.

Then she's an unaccountable bitch.

She's got Stockholm Syndrome. She likes to be battered by Ramona. Go for it.

Take the mouth guard out right now and let her punch you in the mouth.

What are you wearing?

I'll show you what I'm wearing. I just pulled it.

Yeah.

Coming up.

Uh -oh.

Oh!

You're my rose.

You know I am my rose. I love it, babe.

This is the man.

He runs his whole Scarpetta event.

Do you like it? How do I look?

It's like, sister, Tanya.

Hi, how are you? It's such a pleasure to meet you. How are you? At the show, the

licorice thing. Yes, yes.

Look. Oh, my goodness.

Is that what that is? Yes.

Take a bite? Sure. I'm really excited about my birthday party tonight.

who's important to me and that has touched me in my life is here, including

sister. And it's sometimes difficult for her to come because she lives upstate.

Happy birthday.

Sonia Rita.

Hi, babe. Oh, Lou, you're a sight for sore eyes.

How are you? Oh, my God, you look so bland.

Why does Ramona try to be cool and have these things downtown?

Everyone we know lives uptown.

Did I tell you how beautiful you look tonight? We look so much alike, it's so

scary. We're going to stay young forever, and as long as we don't act our

Oh, that's so my page.

I didn't even want to come. It's like I wasn't invited last year, and I was kind

of happy about it, but I said I just would like to be invited so I could say

not coming.

You're going to have such a fun birthday lunch. I wanted to add Sonia if there's

space. No. Okay. No? No.

Ramona, Nancy, Lucia Wong -Garden, and Pamela Morgan were all at my baby

My kid's 19 now. Really?

Have you known those girls? And then Ramona's like, oh, these are my friends

a long time. I'm like, yeah, through me.

Sonia's been agitated lately in any case. So when Ramona brings up her 50

friends, that's a trigger.

These girls made me whole. Without these 50 women, I would not be where I am

today. They supported me. They fed me emotionally.

I've been to all her parties.

30 years. What is the point here? I'm trying to say that girlfriends are

important. Oh, yes, I know. They were there for me when I was going through

this. No, they're not there for you, and they'll never be there for you. We

will. That's true. Shut the f*** up about that.

But I know how she rolls. She's going to let her enjoy the party, hopefully, and

then she'll hit her over the head at the end of the night. She thinks because

she buys a ticket to a charity, she rubs elbows with people that those are her

good friends. Right.

Those are party friends.

Those are party social friends. Social friends. Social.

Christine, look what I'm wearing, Christine.

I'm wearing one of the gems by Christine Jewell.

Because I support my women.

Oh, you do? I certainly do. And I love your jewels.

Happy birthday.

Happy birthday. You look beautiful. Thank you. So do you.

Hey, Elise.

Oh, I love those earrings.

You have to borrow those earrings.

Whoa, where are you going to hide these earrings?

Holy moly.

Cheers. Wait, Mom, what is this set up? This is awesome.

Right? What does it say? It says, everyone goes to Ramona's living room.

Oh, I didn't even know that. Because you know me, I always entertain the

Hamptons and the city.

It's like we all hang out. There's your girlfriends, my friends.

As soon as we get to the bar, I take a tag off. What?

Embarrassing. Yeah, but you can't go in with a parent. No, I know. I mean, it's

getting embarrassing.

I never have time, and I never know who the visitors are.

The other night, we were out from 7 .30 to 2 in the morning. Hello, how are you?

Do you have a knife?

A knife?

Yes.

We're not starting quite already.

Oh, my God, I had the best time.

Thank you, darling. I guess they're not my real friends. They don't even pay

attention to the dress code. But my other real friends, who they say they're

my real friends, wore black.

Where have you been?

I went away this weekend with my girlfriend because my other girlfriend,

was dying. And it happened today. And I had to get back into the house because I

have a renter coming to look at it tomorrow at 3.

Another lady who was at my baby shower 20 years ago.

Gorgeous. Ramona's like, oh, these are my dear, dear friends.

I'm like, Ramona, you wouldn't know these people without me.

Missy!

Oh, Missy, I love you.

real the way this party came out you can just feel the love in the room i am

like tickled red instead of tickled pink hi you know she's friends with this one

she's friends with that one but i don't see her at the lunches or on the boats

when i'm there okay so whatever that's my that's my although you

didn't get the memo about wearing black where's black to a party not at my age

honey

Poops out and sparkles.

Sparkle, buddy.

You look beautiful.

Your daughter wants this dress. I want this one. Give me a big hug. Give me a

big hug, girl.

I love you. We've been friends for, what, 25 years? How many years?

30? At birth.

Because we're only 30.

We're only 30 years old.

You're getting worse, girl.

30 years. She's completely ignoring me.

It's a great start to what's probably going to be an amazing evening.

I mean...

All these people in the room are so special to me. I mean, I can't believe I

have a lot of nice friends here.

No,

we're very blessed.

Where's the bar?

I think your other little gal's here, too.

Well,

you know what it is? Because now, I mean, I always hang out with my married

friends, which, you know, I love and adore you girls. What would you like?

I think I'll have a Cito's with soda.

My date has arrived.

You know, you've arrived. I've been calling you for days. Where the hell

you been? I just got back. at 2 a .m. Carol's mom died today. It was with

meaning all weekend waiting for the other shoe to drop and then she dies

You're a good friend though. Well guess what? Ramona posted a picture happy

birthday Ramona on her own feed and there's no picture of me, Dorinda or

No she didn't post that. Andrea put that on Facebook.

Ramona copied it and put it on Instagram.

So where's the picture of us? Now let's get back to the point. Where's the

picture of your friend?

Where's the point? She just cut and pasted it.

This is how far You're right.

You keep making excuses. You're sounding very weak. You're like a battered

woman. You're like a battered woman.

Coming up... Shut it down.

Ramona, calm down. I'm having fun. You're being psychotic. You're being...

get it!

They're kind of chilling the same look.

I feel, like, weird here. Why?

Because they don't know anyone.

But you know what? All I hear is, like, I was on the board of this foundation.

You know what?

I don't want to be judgy and be like, but I'm not being judgy. Because they're

not like that. I'm not dying to see Ramona, are you? Well, I just stood

and, like, tried to say happy birthday to her and was like, she knew I was

there. And she was, like, not acknowledging me. So are you telling me

snubbing you with her news defense? I don't know.

It's fine, guys. You know what? It's her birthday.

You look beautiful.

So do you.

How are you doing?

I'm really good.

It looks beautiful.

Right? Larry Scott pulled it all out. I finally say happy birthday.

Happy birthday. This is my gift to you. Happy birthday. Can I say you look very

beautiful tonight?

No, thank you. I appreciate that.

Wow, girl.

Are you completely naked underneath? It doesn't matter. I don't give a shit. I

don't give a shit.

First of all, this is a Norma Kamali dress with a bodysuit sewed in and

to the dress so that it's form -fitting, not revealing.

There's no guys here, so I don't care. You can look as sexy as you want.

maybe if there's men here and a husband, I say, holy shit, you can't wear that,

girl. I would make you put a slip underneath.

But there's no men here. It's just women, so it's okay. Oh, my God. You

real just now. How are you? How are you? I haven't seen you for days. I know.

I've been at my head. I said to Sonia, I haven't spoken to you for days.

She said she's coming tonight. She told me about the piano bar thing in

Philadelphia. Yeah, I was in page six. It's not good.

Something's going on. I think she's sad about something.

Well, I still have the townhouse. That's what's really stressing me. When it's

not rented, I'm paying for two places.

Now, there's a certain sadness that lives within her, which I think is still

struggling with her past. And she has to work on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have

to watch out for it.

Sonia's getting to the point where she's going off the rails again with her

drinking. You know, normally Sonia can reel it in, but the string on her

pole is going way out, and the fish is nowhere in sight.

Oh, my God!

You look gorgeous!

You can't beat them, join them.

You look so beautiful.

Is this a Sonia Morgan? Yeah.

I didn't know it was a black one. No, I want you to know what?

You know,

the birthday Ramona's talking about is never going to be celebrated. She

even know what day it is.

So, I have a really great idea. I was walking home the other night at 4 .30,

it was already dark. I hate this weather.

And we have the holidays coming up, so I thought maybe we would all take a week

to Mexico together.

Because we need to do a girl, and she's never been to Mexico. Again? Again. Last

time I was there, I fell into a bush.

Whoops!

I really wish Ramona could just let things go and let me be

me and live my life. I already have to deal with my actual mother not liking

I also now have to deal with my mommy dearest.

Oh, wow.

That was sexual.

Take it easy. I haven't had it for a while, so maybe that's why I would like

that. So I want to thank everyone for coming here tonight because I've been on

long journey with all of you, some 30 years, some 20 years, where you've all

helped me grow in so many ways.

I sold my apartment in June, and I flipped out that I was getting

I'd wake up Sunday morning saying, oh, my God, I'm alone.

Oh, my God, I'll never have anyone in my life as a man, and this really sucks.

But because of all of you, I realize that I love myself.

I don't.

Well, I gave you a dildo for that. Yeah, exactly.

I used the hand. I'm not into the dildos. So anyway, this party is a

of my friendship with each and every one of you. And each one of you means so

much to me in so many ways. It really does.

You really do. I'm not going to cry. Happy birthday, Ramona.

Same old speech every year. Now we can all get back to drinking with 99 other

women.

Can I have a little sip of that? So I want you to answer me honestly because

know what? I feel like we've gotten so close this year, right? Do you feel like

that? Yeah, and I trust you. I think you are a strong, beautiful woman. I think

that you are a deserving soul beyond anything. Your kindness abounds

I think that you are suffering at some level, and I worry about you. I know,

I told you more than that. And when I don't hear from you for four days, I'm

like, what is going on?

I didn't want to call you and say, guess what? I'm stressed because my house

isn't working. But you can.

That's stupid. Why should I call you and complain about that? Because you know

what? You're working through problems.

You're working through issues.

The townhouse is not done yet. It's a burden on you. I want you to know I'm

raft.

Climb on my raft whenever you want.

I'm going to do everything.

I was just saying, I think she's going through something.

I'm high when I go through something. I only call you when I'm feeling great and

I have great stuff to tell you. We worry about you, that's for sure.

I feel like I've really developed a great relationship with Sonia. So look

got you the water. I got you your bands.

Okay. This is what we're going to do together.

Do you do these in the morning, even some of them? Just sideless.

Okay. The butt one is great. Oh, wow.

But I still feel like there's just something she's not communicating.

I'm not criticizing. I'm questioning. I want to help you, but you need to help

me to help you.

I was worried about the house not being rented. There's a lot of pressure and a

lot of stress that we have in our lives as women.

I'm always scared.

That's what I wanted to say to you. I'm happy you're doing this. This is good

because this is what we feel that you're not speaking.

We're scared every day. You think Lou and I aren't scared?

Every day we talk the other day about things we're terrified about. Life is

scary. Will you verify what I said?

My girls got me this because, you know, they love to do that. I'm here with your

pocketbook fun. You love your bag every day.

Pocketbook fun. Get the f*** out of here. We're having a serious discussion.

with your Gucci bag over there. I'm not talking about your fake friends with

your pocketbook fun. We're not talking about your Gucci bag.

It's not like I haven't thrown Sonia a party before.

parties. Sonia, this is a party for you, too. It's your surprise party. I never

had anyone throw a party for me before. Well, Marla and I did it. Quick, quick,

quick, quick.

Gorgeous. Look how pretty.

I love you. I love you. But today, it's about me. I think I'm allowed to throw a

party just for me, aren't I?

I'm no Marla from Monaco.

What's going on? She just invited me to the birthday party last year.

You're one of my oldest friends.

Ramona knows all these people from me.

You know,

Ramona can drive me crazy too, but it's her birthday, and I feel like we should

let her have this one night. Like, let's just leave the drama at home for one

night. So listen, you took my dirty martini.

Ramona! I want to start dancing!

Put a dance floor. Put a dance floor now. Make me another one.

Very dirty.

Water, right?

All good.

You know, I'm all about girl power, but

with the big palm trees and the red.

It looked kind of like the beginning of a MILF porn.

This girl can do no right. Ramona just is waiting to pounce on Leah for

anything.

Next time on The Real Housewives of New York City.

Sonia needs some help, that's all I want to say. She's becoming a liability. I'm

telling you, not good.

Ramona is a terrible person. And you're one of her best friends and she treats

you like she... Wow. I found out she's bipolar and she's on medication.

You cannot mix alcohol with meds. It makes you act not responsible.

We need to give ourselves Spanish names while we're down here.

Your luggage is vibrating.

It's a toy, sorry.

This is like heaven.

Oh, my God.

What kind of alcohol was in that? Tequila. Oh, my God, no. What the hell

drinking? Coca -Cola with a little rosé in it. That's disgusting.

Ramona, I think you need to at some point just talk with Leah. I'm not going

after her.

You're talking about my vagina to have the upper east side.

I don't talk about it. You're talking about it.

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