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New York City.

Oh!

I got so scared!

Jimmy and Scott, back together!

Woo! She will be getting married, and
this is it! You're coming for Halloween,

right? I think I'm going to be having
Halloween in Chicago.

Oh, you are?

It's been a great ride, and I'm so
excited for my future.

You know this word?

Schadenfreude. If something bad happens,
you get pleasure from it. You're nuts!

You invited Elise, and you're not even
talking to her.

I'm having a birthday party. So this
year I'm inviting all my girlfriends

got 60. Why don't you do it with her?
Hers is the 25th. No, it's my own party.

It's for me. You thought it was for all
your girlfriends? It's my birthday.

It's my birthday and her birthday too.
No, no, no.

Like a mint in my mouth, I can be a bit
fresh.

I'm no one's arm candy.

I'm the whole bowl of sugar.

So what if I'm self -involved?

Who else should I be involved with?

I'll say sorry for what I've done, but
never for who I am.

I rise above the drama and won't settle
for the lower level.

I don't know. I kind of would love to
see you in a priest outfit. I can't even

lie.

Rob isn't typically my plus one, but
he's a very important person in my life,

and I want to see what the women think
about him. And more importantly, I want

to see what he thinks of the women. Or
you could be Jesus Christ himself.

Hey, girl. How are you? I gave you a
little preview of what I'm thinking

doing. It's so pretty. I have a very
similar feather headdress that I'm kind

wearing. It's similar but bigger.

My good friend Evan always has the most
fabulous Halloween party in New York.

This year, I want to be able to enjoy
the girls and have time for them, so I

decided I'm not going to perform.

Evan set up this great dining room for
us to party.

It's perfect.

Okay, I've got a story for you, because
I know after years, she doesn't know the

full extent of being with Ramona. I was
totally Ramona -sized again. No.

I wish Sonia were here. I couldn't
believe it. What happened?

She said, listen, I'm going to have my
birthday, and I really would love for

to come with me to Larry Scott so you
can help me put together my birthday.

I forget, whenever you talk to Ramona,
you've got to watch what she's saying,

but listen with a different ear. Oh,
yeah. I swear to God, when Sonia and I

in there, she barely spoke to us, wanted
us there just so Larry could take

pictures with us.

Wait, did you do a video or something?
Brenda, come here. Do a picture quick.

Sonia. I need you for a minute. It's a
little something for our little social

media. Here, eat this. This is the rope.

Tommy, wrong side. You got to go from
that side.

Oh, my God. That's so annoying.

Promo doing this.

Three hours of my day.

It's not bad enough that Ramona swindled
us into the situation so she would get

a free party.

It's the fact that she thought we were
so stupid and not acknowledge it. I was

under the impression, too.

That may be, I said to Sonia, I think
what she's going to do because she's

having this on the 19th and your
birthday's on the 25th because she

disinvited you with Lucia last year. I
wanted to add Sonia if there's space.

No. Okay.

I think she was going to say, by the
way, I'm doing a joint birthday for me

you, Sonia.

No. No.

Only me. Oh, my God.

Just mine.

Mine, all mine, all mine. This is about
me and my coming out and then never

spoke to us again.

So she didn't ask your advice?

Like, what do you think I should do? Not
really. The flowers, the decoration.

Not really.

I completely understand why Dorinda's
mad at Ramona.

But you've known Ramona for 20 years.
This shouldn't be surprising.

She really needs to chill with the judgy
stuff with me. It's, like, too much,

you know? Judgy stuff with all of us. I
can't even, like.

It's like she called me the other day.
She's trying to do this whole Tinsley

thing, like I have something to do with
her moving to Chicago.

We went out for drinks with Tinsley. She
said, look, I know that this is for

real this time around. I'm 100 % sure.
I'm like, well, you know what?

Good. The good ways are to freeze up a
bedroom in the Berkshires.

Maybe I'll have a Leo.

Listen, everybody deserves to be happy.

Just like in the animal kingdom, the
tigers don't get along with the rabbits,

but it doesn't mean they all can't scab
her away and be happy.

Wait, I will join you in that. I feel
like this is like you wake up in the

morning and you put your fighting armor
on. Oh, yeah, girl.

That looks good on you. It does,
actually.

Gladiator woman.

We should wear these to Ramona's
birthday party. Oh, my God. She only has

so we're going to show up as gladiators.

Hi, how have you been? Welcome. Good to
hear you. Good. It's been a while. So

I'd love to have a table for two in the
bar area. Oh, yes, absolutely.

Okay, great. Thanks.

Hello, gorgeous lady. Hey, girlfriend.

How are you?

How are you?

I didn't know what to order you for your
drink. I'm going to get my tequila.

That's predictable.

Oh, the tequila.

Let me see if I can get the waiter.

Rory set me up with Ryan, or alias the
red scarf guy. My parents married 55

years. Are you kidding me? That's
unbelievable.

I thought he was like really great in so
many ways. And he definitely fit

everything in my box.

How's the love life going? Well, it's
very interesting. The last time you set

up with someone like a year ago, you
said, Ramona, think out of the box. I

something for you to meet.

I almost got married eight times.

It's unnatural to be monogamous.

So, you know, you do what works for you.

Judgment will kill you. Don't do it.
It's toxic.

Right now, I realize I don't want to
think out of the box.

If you had to pick one.

So you want love or you want money? I
want a best friend. So that's more in

love department.

Yeah, best friend really makes me laugh.

Well, I want someone who's, you know, is
like me, that goes to Europe during the

summer. Okay, honey, that's not cheap.

But that's my lifestyle. I'm not going
to change it.

But, you know, sometimes people will go
for the guy who might be a little older

or a little heavier, but they want the
lifestyle.

Obviously, you're telling me I really
want to laugh, I want to be in love with

my best friend.

I want it all, girl.

I want it all. I've never said it for
less. I only want more.

I need a man who has the same worth as
me because men get very intimidated, you

know? I actually went out with a
billionaire.

He came to my apartment. Oh, so what is
this worth, like $5 million?

Oh, I can see you don't really need
anyone.

He didn't even see my house yet in the
Hamptons.

Imagine a regular guy, how they feel.

When I sold the old apartment and I
moved into my new apartment, I couldn't

really handle it. And I was kind of
feeling very awkward in my life. And I

like kind of like almost like, oh, my
God, I have to have a man. Why don't I

have a man? I want a man to hold me, to
love me, to want me, to be with me.

And I don't know.

So I had this whole renaissance of
thought. Now that I'm feeling more

comfortable in my home, I'm realizing,
you know, I got myself.

I love myself. I really do. I like who I
am. And I have great girlfriends. And,

you know, I want to have someone in my
life that adds to it. But if I don't

it, you know what? It's okay.

You know, it's okay. You know what,
Beth? Can I tell you something?

Happy attracts happy.

Right. Okay, that makes sense. Right?

You know what I want to do with the
downer?

You have everything going for you.

You're a great catch.

Because age is just a number. Look at
me.

Exactly.

Cheers to that, girl. Age is just a
number. It's all in here.

Exactly.

Hi, darling.

Hi. You're late. Look who you have the
little. I'm Buzz.

You're Paul.

I am.

I've had no food all day.

You know, Halloween is really not.

favorite.

I don't really like getting dressed up
and running around with people I don't

recognize. I went to Abracadabra and I
told them I needed a voodoo outfit.

Ramona doesn't cost them for me to match
on.

Okay, so she didn't get one for me.
What's up with that? Why wouldn't she

one for me? I think that she wants to
keep you in your place.

She's afraid of losing control of her
loved ones.

When Ramona needs emotional support, she
would come to me.

I get a call from Ramona, and she's
like, oh, I'm thinking of stopping by.

as she's saying that, my call waiting is
going off at the doorman.

Ramona's on her way out.

And now that she's feeling stronger, and
I don't have a jet, a yacht, a house in

Aspen, and I can't do plastic surgery on
her, she has no need for me anymore.

At the end of the haunted house, like
when dinner was over, and you guys all

into a car, and you were like... Hey,
come with us. We're going to go have a

drink. And she's like, no, no, no.

I'm just going with the girls.

Are you kidding me? I heard you texted
her BS.

Yeah, of course. I said, because she
sent me a text to try to explain away

she was going with just the girls. And I
wrote, bullshit.

And I tried to talk to her about it. And
she immediately, I'm so busy. I've been

stressed out with my construction and my
closet. And then she's running out to

meet guys. And it's like, could you be
in the moment with me now? Can I talk to

you about my Century 21 position?

I have this new job with Century 21 as
the chief lifestyle officer, which

basically means... For nice.

I used to sell to them all the time. The
buyer earning. He's in there. He's

probably not alive anymore. Maybe he is.
I know the family, too.

I always feel unsurped by her, you know,
or upsurped, or whatever the word is,

in the Ramona dictionary.

You know what it is?

Ramonaville is filled with a lot of one
-way street nights.

I really don't recognize Ramona right
now. She's always trying to one -up us,

like, I know this one, I know that one.
It's like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,

blah, blah, blah, blah. Shut up, Ramona.

You're just talking about your fake
friends with your fake party.

Let's just say cheers to Oz. Cheers to
Oz. Do I have other friends? Ramona is,

like, pulling this bullshit color out on
it with me. You know how much dirt I

have on Ramona that I can hold her
liable for?

I'm sure you do too. I would never. I
would never, but we don't have to tell

that. Coming up.

Oh, hi, Ramona. You're kind of scary
looking tonight.

This is you. What are you doing to me?

It's so cold. I think a lot of it has to
do with the dehydration.

Dehydration? Dehydration.

Dehydration.

You're not dressed warm enough. This is
ridiculous.

No, no, no. Take this and put it over.
No, I won't take it. I won't walk away,

Hannah. I need it. It'll make me upset.
Walk away from Jimbo. I don't need it.

You have a set. Come on. No, please
don't. Please, Annie. I feel guilt. Now.

Now. I need it. Come on.

Then you can wear it home, too. Please,
you're not. I will walk away.

Okay, but I will walk away too, so why
do we have to do this? Take it home with

you, because doesn't that feel better
already?

Yeah. Right?

Hello.

Hello, hello.

You know what I like.

Cheeseburger, Swiss cheese, lettuce made
of fresh onion, you know, lots of

mayonnaise, lots of ketchup.

All the sauces.

All the sauces.

Hannah once asked me if I was ever
stranded on an island, what's the one

I'd bring, and I said Hellman's
mayonnaise.

And let's get some pickles. Let's see
the pulse over there.

No burger, just sauces and some
mayonnaise.

I cannot eat something without sauces.
It's just not worth it.

Mayonnaise, ketchup, mustard.

Have to be a part of every single meal
and a russian dressing is just that's a

holiday. Yes Pace sent me a picture of
aiden the other day. He looks just like

richard. That's weird.

Okay Oh, yes. Yeah, I saw this photo
just like richard But it's okay.

It's okay that i'm alone.

I don't feel alone I know you called me
in the car. You said that was a nice

thing. No. No. No, here's the thing that
I worry about You used to get sad

because you used to be like, I have no
one, right? Like, who is my person?

And I think that you were always used to
having a person for a very long time,

like an anchor. And I think that that
very much shaped your sense of self.

You know, as a person, I look up to you
more now.

Do you?

Absolutely. You're a better role model
now than you've ever been. Really?

Absolutely.

You took a bad, bad, bad hand.

And you didn't turn it into a straight,
but you made a really pretty picture

with it. And that is so much, it's so
much more worthy of pride than just

being married to someone.

I think in the past six years, you know,
everyone has seen me go through a lot

of changes and growing. And it's a
different Dorinda that's in here today.

You're good, Mom.

I love you very much. Sorry, I cried.

Why? Sorry.

Because that's not what lunch was about.

I think it's the first time Hannah has
seen me fully just be Dorinda with no

labels. I, you know, run my own life,
manage my own finances. I'm not

to get married and things. And I think
she's really enjoying that complete

independence in me. For your birthday.

I feel an incredible amount of guilt.

Why? I feel like I never do it right.
And I'm like always like a very busy

of year for me. Don't worry about it.
I'm not a big birthday person.

Why? It's silly at this age.

Well, Laura's having a coming out
birthday party. What is that? At 60 of

best friends in New York City, just
women. Oh, that's great.

It's about coming out. Anyway, I want to
cook a dinner for you. What about a

birthday lunch?

Did you see that thing that's happening
over in Rikers Island?

You want to have your birthday at
Rikers? No, but when you had, used to

soccer. Randall Island, not Rikers.

Rikers is where they send, like,
murderers.

Oh, my God.

I haven't been on this block for a
while. When Poppy was here, like, last

summer, I ate down on that street with
her.

Rob and I always make it a point to go
to Chinatown, to our favorite Chinese

restaurant, not the tourist spot.

Hi. How are you? Good, thank you. Three
for dinner.

When you're from New York, you know the
spots to eat at.

It's not just all about the Upper East
Side.

Would you like anything to drink? Can I
have a hot tea?

Can I have a beer?

I'll have Qingdao. Thank you. Thanks.

Look how much they have.

Oh, my God. Do you have anything
recommended to you?

Something without carb.

Oh, shit.

Let's just order regular. All right. We
can just, you know what? We're good.

Vegetable lo mein, chicken with
broccoli, steamed dumpling.

Pork, please. Okay. And I'll do a small
egg drop soup. Thank you. Thanks so

much. Oh, you're welcome.

This is just the norm for me and Rob. I
mean, at this point, we've been co

-parents longer than we were a couple.

When I had Kiki, I was 25 years old. I
did not want to be in a relationship.

I needed to spread my wings and fly, and
I don't mean those wings.

Why is the wings on your vagina?

Because they fly.

No, no, no, they don't fly. Thank God
Rob's just been a rock in so many ways.

Thank you.

I went for lunch with Bunny and Brian
the other day.

How was that?

I was, like, jumping around and doing
cartwheels.

Were you in the gym?

No, we were having a dinner outside.

I think you're just on a slippery slope
with the alcohol, and I don't want to go

into big detail. You know how I feel.

We talked about you.

Of course.

Obviously.

Thank you. I'm like, isn't it kind of
weird that me and Rob have been broken

for like 11 years and neither one of us
has really moved on in another

relationship?

And then I'm like, I feel like you guys
would never even accept another person

that I brought around.

And they were like, Rob is our son.

I mean, it is, you know. I have no
mother figure, so your mom is

like, a mother figure. I know. I mean,
I'm glad that you guys are so close, you

know? She's a great part of Keir's life.
I know. I need to give her way more

credit than I do.

Yeah. I know. I just have a lot of,
like, past. She made you. She'll take

out.

She's tried to take me out a couple
times.

My sister likes to say that me and my
mother can only communicate and show

other love through arguing, which is
really depressing.

And maybe why I'm still single, I don't
know.

I still hold a lot of anger and
resentment at them.

But can you imagine Kiki being 17 and us
being like, you know what?

No, you can't come home. Live on the
street.

They did that?

She says I was 19, but whatever.

What's the difference?

Isn't 19 kind of old to still live with
your parents?

Shouldn't you have moved out by then
anyway? Well, most people are in college

that time.

So they're still being taken care of.
And why didn't you go to college?

Did you not get in or something?

No, I would have not pleased here.

Look, I haven't been a saint. My mother
is very hard on me, I think.

And, you know, I can be an asshole
sometimes.

I need to be better to her. You knew
this.

You know that.

Don't be a dick.

Honestly. I'm just saying, you know
that.

I'll pour your beer out.

Or I'll chug it right now.

You're so, I told you so.

That was so annoying.

Don't annoy me, because I am PMSing.

I'm making men cute.

This is where you act like Bunny,
because you know what? Bunny is an I

so type person.

Sue me.

Most therapists, they let women end up
marrying men that are like their

Ew. What?

I know. But it's like some weird
childhood, like, thing.

Like, yeah. Well, I ended up having a
kid with someone who's like my mother.

Coming up.

I can't believe she brought Missy. Yeah,
I know.

That's the girlfriend of my aunt. That's
the girlfriend.

Hi, how are you? Welcome to Fluffy.
Thank you.

I'm checking in on Luann's daily steps.

Okay, cool. We've been expecting you.
Okay. I don't normally dress up for

Halloween, but I found a see -through
mesh jumpsuit to wear.

So tonight, I'm going to be the voodoo
slut.

How are you? Hi, how are you? Oh, well,
thank you. This is the glam table.

This is it.

Get that makeup on me.

Is Luann here?

She's on her way.

I'm a Virgo, so I'm ten minutes early to
everything.

But there is kind of a theme with Luann.
She kind of has her own time frame

she's working on.

Evan!

Hi!

Happy Halloween, darling.

You're looking gorgeous.

You're looking gorgeous.

How are you? Oh, I love that.

Oh, thanks. I thought we were a little
sequence to go walk through and see. Oh,

my God. This looks incredible. I know.
Completely transformed, right? Wow.

not even finished yet.

The Halloween party last year was the
sexy nurse.

You're pretty slutty. I'm pretty slutty,
too. This year, it is the voodoo kind

of priestess. You know, it has to be
shocking. That's what Halloween's all

about. And then going into the cemetery.
So this is going to be completely smoke

-filled, different world in here. So
that's kind of party room.

Chef, how are you? Oh, chef!

Très bien.

C 'est génial.

Génial. Oh, my God. So the menu is over
the top.

Yeah, we have spider crabs, like pigs,
alligator.

We have the head of the goat.

The seafood platter is kind of escaping.

It's not a Halloween party until
somebody's grossed out.

So I'm hoping the girls are going to be
grossed out.

Oh, my God. The girls are going to love
this.

Love it.

Hello.

Hi, girl.

What are you doing? Blonde up your hair?
Yeah, it's going to be.

Day of the Dead -ish, voodoo -ish, and
then I'm wearing a sheer bodysuit. And

you're going naked underneath?

I have something to cover my nipples up.
Oh, okay. Let me not, like, give

everybody a heart attack later.

Oh, come on.

It's Halloween. You're supposed to give
people a heart attack. Yeah, exactly.

You're right.

All right, so we're going to have fun
tonight, you know? I'm so excited.

The theme for Luann's Halloween party
was voodoo. So I did look up voodoo on

internet, and this image came up. I go,
perfect. Oh, we're going to go in here.

And I bought one for Sonia, too, because
I knew she would look great in it. And

lately, I haven't liked her costumes for
Halloween.

I'm so excited. I can't wait to see all
the decorations.

This is incredible.

What is this?

I thought it was roses. It's like
skulls. It's a cross made of skulls. No.

Swag. Wait, these are tombstones. These
are coffins. My priest would not like

this. No, this is not. We won't tell
him. Yeah. Let's not tell him about

All right. Is this sacrilegious? Is this
unreligious? No, but it's okay.

Are those brains?

Ew.

That is a severed head.

You've got to be kidding me. There's,
like, dead heads here. Why would they do

that? Who's going to even want to eat
looking at this stuff? This is really

gross. Oh, my gosh. Look who's here.

Hello, ladies.

Oh, Lord.

How are you? Good. Hi, girls.

Ron, you're early.

Did you double book again?

You double booked us?

Triple book.

You like? You're a little scary looking,
baby.

I take Halloween very seriously.

And this?

That's just shrunken hair. This is
terrible. My ex -girlfriend. No, don't

that. Let's see where Miss Luann is the
hostess.

Hello, my honey bunny. How are you? Hi.
How far away are you? I'm here with

Missy and Ron.

You know, it's at 8 .30.

Oh, it's 8 .30? I thought we made it
earlier. I guess that was my wishful

thinking. So you're not going to get
here until 8 .30? I'm getting ready in

hotel next door.

All right. Well, the room looks
gorgeous.

All right.

Bye.

I think I changed it for earlier, but no
one wanted to. It wasn't even my party.

I actually did a group text and said,
hey, everyone, let's, like, start early,

like at 7 .30, 8 o 'clock, because a
friend of mine, another male friend, has

private great table at Omar's new place
downtown.

So I want to go down there.

There's so many parties tonight, and I
want to, like, boom, boom, boom, boom,

boom. That's okay. We'll have fun.

All right. You know what? I don't really
care. We'll just have fun. Let me just

see where Sony is. And hang out.

Awesome.

I love this.

Trinda. You always bring it, girl.

God, I need to have a drink and catch
up. You always bring it. What the?

I need to. This is like, ladies.

Have you been ahead of us? Did I miss
the party? Oh, no, I'm drinking. What do

you think I was doing before I headed to
the Halloween party?

Getting lit with my hair and makeup
team?

You.

That's what you do. It's a national
holiday in my group. And if you're not,

should stay home because you're just
dead weight.

I'm very upset with Ramona. She doesn't
feel my pain. She doesn't feel my

struggle. Here's how it's got to be with
Ramona. She has to be here, and she

would like everyone to be.

She wants everything to be done, and
everybody should order around. This is

Ramona, and I'm going to fight.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. In your ear, in your ear,
Ramona.

Coming up.

I like Leah. She's a weirdo. I'm a
weirdo?

Leah, Leah, Leah, just don't.

Oh, God. Oh, my God. You're like a
suicide watch or something. I love it.

Oh, look at you.

And where'd you get this punch from?
It's so funny. It's so real. I'm in

That's not real, is it? I thought that
was fake.

Of course not. It's his gut.

Oh, shit.

Oops. Oh, wow.

Hey.

What's this?

I love a crustacean.

A little. Oh, I don't know if I like
that. That's like a limp.

Is that real? Hi, we're twins.

Oh, my God. You all look so good. Look
at you.

Who are you? Who are you? I don't like
secret.

I'm definitely going to secret.

I promise you that.

It looks fabulous.

I mean, this is a Dorinda setup.

I'm a little jealous.

They took a page from my book.

Where's Luann?

Ready to roll. Just had to get into
something a little bit more comfortable.

Hello.

Hey, Jill. Hi. How are you?

Hi. I'm so happy you're coming. I love
that you're here.

Jill and I have been friends for a long
time, but I'm on a cabaret tour and

she's, you know, in love. This is Gary.

Hi, I'm Gary. Hi.

So we don't get to see each other as
often as we'd like.

Hi.

I'm loving the hair curl. So when I have
a party like Halloween to invite her

to, I do. This is Carrie. This is Jill.
Hi, nice to meet you.

So we got a whole hair and makeup team
here. Yep.

We're all set.

I got you all covered, girlfriend.

Can I be pretty?

In this outfit, or do I have to be weird
looking?

We'll make you pretty.

I'm a French socialite from New Orleans.

But you don't want to do it like a white
lady?

I want to be a pretty hooker.

That's my look. At least I want to get
work, so I have to be a little pretty.

You're going to be a very busy hooker
tonight. I want to be very busy tonight.

Sonia, come over here. In your ear, in
your ear, Ramona. Look at her boobs.

Boobs, boobs.

Ramona. Sonia, what are you doing?

Oh, hi, Ramona.

So you're kind of scary looking tonight.

This is you.

That's me?

That's you. What are you doing to me? I
was like, eh, eh, eh, eh.

I am boiling.

I need to say my piece. Boom, boom.

You know, look.

Boom, boom.

And also, the other three vodka sodas
might kick in any minute.

You know why I'm mad at you?

Because every time I talk to you, you
bring it back to you. I say, I'm doing

construction. You say, I'm doing
construction.

More important construction. I say, my
daughter's going to college. He goes, my

daughter's in college.

Actually, she graduated.

Sorry. Oh, my God.

You said that. And I do love you, bitch,
but you're an ass. I am sorry. You only

care about me. Here comes the
apologizer.

It's not the apologizer. You always say
I'm sorry. It doesn't care. Don't get

involved.

Well, you know when someone tells me to
stay out of something, what happens? And

what do you do to her?

You put her at the end of every table of
any event you have. You don't talk to

her. You ignore her. And she's like the
bottom of the totem pole. Why do you do

that to her? I do feel that way.

Why do you do that? No, why do you do
that? You compartmentalize. You have a

of girls, but there are...

There are different types of girls.
They're the ones that will knock you

when you're on top.

They're the ones that will kick you when
you're down. And they're the ones who

will celebrate you when you're on top
and catch you when you fall, Ramona.

I'm here. Right? Which friend am I to
you?

Which one would you like to be, darling?
I feel Elise.

She was jumping on the bandwagon. You
want to feel part of the group, Elise,

attacking me, too? Thank you. Which one
am I? Do I have an answer?

You know what? I don't give a shit at
this point.

I'll be back. I'm going to the ladies
room. I'll see you in a bit. Why are you

running away? Because she has sugar in
front.

She wants you to do well, but not better
than her.

I've seen Ramona treat other people
really badly.

She's been an asshole to other people,
but she was always my asshole.

But at the end of the day, what do
assholes give you?

The ketchup.

I'm going to get her some tequila.

I don't really drink vodka anymore.

So I think we shocked the shit out of
Larry Scott.

why we were there.

It was like, I thought it was like
downtown.

I didn't realize it was like an hour and
a half. You know what?

I just wanted some support.

Actually, the whole group, don't repeat
this because I'll get in trouble.

You were the only one that was important
to me.

I don't buy it.

You know what I would have done at the
birthday thing? I know it's about you,

but it's not really.

You should have just said, you know
what, Sonia, let's do the birthday party

together. I'll throw another party
another day. But why do you have to do

What's the point of this? It's kind of
like getting silly.

I know,

but it's getting silly.

It's not silly. It is 60 women hanging
around.

It's my big opening.

It's not opening. I love silly. I'm
coming out.

I'm coming out.

Teresa always says it's silly when I
have a party. She always says, ah, ah.

Because she has nobody to invite, okay?
I literally have 80 girlfriends. But

there's a reason for it. Because I'm a
good friend.

Why doesn't she throw her own party? Why
would she do it together?

I'm throwing my own party. It's about
night.

And you brought us out. You brought us
out there. So you get a free party. And

felt used.

I really party. I'm paying for it.

No, you're not.

You're not paying for it. I pay every
year for it. No, you do not. And I get

partied. I'm not selling you, Ramona.
You don't get paid.

You're going to swear on your daughter's
life.

That Larry's charging you. Where in your
daughter's life Larry's charging you?

No. I haven't even had a drink.

I think you're whacked. You've been here
since 7 .30.

You're whacked out of your mind.

You sound ridiculous.

Coming up.

Leah. No, no, no. Leah. Don't fuck with
my seafood tower, okay?

Oh, my God. Wow. This is fabulous.

Oh, my.

Oh, my God.

Oh, Andrew.

Hi, Andrew.

Thank you.

Hi.

Wait, where's my tree?

Oh, my God.

This is amazing.

You look good. Look at you. I do, right?
I need you to be my baby daddy, Rob.

Hi, Rob.

How are you? Nice to meet you. He
appears.

Yes. He finally appears.

All small.

Well, we're, you know, we're tall
ladies.

We are, but it's nice to meet you. I've
learned so much about you.

Let's get down to basics. Why don't you
two work out?

You know, just to warm her up. Well, how
much time do you have? Just to warm her

up. I don't know.

You know, I love people that are
easygoing, and I think Rob is easygoing.

see why Leah hooked up with Rob. He's
kind of cute.

early tonight, didn't you?

What I'd like to know is who came with
Sonia to the party and who was at the

pregame. Where was Sonia before? I don't
know.

Jill!

Sonia! I didn't kill!

Because she probably should have gone to
bed instead of coming to the party.

She's never going to make it through
dinner.

No, she's not going to make it.

Come on. Luann is here. Go greet.

It's all good. Deep breath.

Dorinda's behavior when she's angry?

How can it stop?

Because I know I can't talk to her like
she's like this because it'll be a

million times worse.

I'm going to just suck it up and sit
here, and I'll leave momentarily for my

other friends at Omar.

All right, let me look at how gorgeous
she looks.

My body's not going to look like this
forever, so I may as well show it off

You know what I mean? It looks
absolutely stunning.

Amazing.

I like Leo.

She's a weirdo.

I love it.

You look hot as hell.

I like you, but you're a weirdo. I like
you.

I'm a weirdo?

Leah, Leah, Leah, Leah, just don't.

You're a weirdo. We're artists.

Exactly. And I like you. We think
outside the box. But can we keep it real

for our kids? I don't know.

And my family. Can you keep it real
then?

I don't know. Maybe not. Maybe not. So
why do I have to keep it real then? You

have to reel me in.

It seems like me and Sonia are now
having a fresh new start and I love

everything about it.

I understand drunken Sonia language and

now it's time for me to learn how to
speak sober Sonia. Who wants to taste

alligator?

Wait a second. This is an alligator?

Doesn't taste like chicken.

Doesn't taste like chicken. No.

That does not taste like chicken. Not
the chicken that I buy. No.

I'm going to get another chicken. Those
are not organic chickens.

They're into, like, Jekyll and Hyde.

It's scary.

It's like bipolar. Attack, attack,
attack, attack. So what Ramona yells

well, you must be drunk. It's like,
what's that got to do? Even if I work

you being a selfish, self -serving
person that is always thinking about

She flips, and it's very scary.

I can't believe she brought Missy. Yeah,
I know. It's not even, you know, do I

care? Yes, you do, because it's bad.

So I guess now she doesn't have
tinsleys, and now she's attacking me.

I wouldn't. She doesn't bring someone
that bothers you. I wouldn't. She

bother me, but to bring an ex
-girlfriend, you know, of your husband

Tell me about it. I'm getting used to
it. Are you? Good.

All right, yeah. That's good. It's like
a dog with a collar.

That's the girlfriend of my ex -husband.
That's a girlfriend.

Shots fired!

Ramona doesn't give a shit, really.

She doesn't. She just doesn't care.
She's so insensitive.

The problem with people is they will
disappoint you all the time, and Ramona

never ceases to disappoint.

Oh, my God, this is a piece.

What is that, Gary?

Eyeball? This is one way to keep your
weight down.

Oh, look at who Ramona's sitting by, her
good friend William, her playmate.

Look at how quickly she changed seats.

Are you happy I brought William, Ramona?

Good to see you. What's going on? Good
to see you. Good. I'll be in there soon.

I'll see you soon, yeah.

Ramona, are you happy I brought William?

My good friend, William.

Yay!

Sometimes the best thing to do when
someone is a shit to you, ignore it,

that makes them even angrier and just
more reflective.

This whole thing is, like, so bizarre. I
feel like a man at a farm.

I want to just get out of here and tell
you the truth.

Okay, everybody.

Let's sit. Let's all sit down. Okay, sit
down, Dawn.

Okay.

Let me ask a consensus here. I got a
question. As a woman in power,

do you think it's nice when you have a
good girlfriend? I just got here.

And when they don't like something, they
say right away, are you drunk?

I got a question. As a woman in power,
do you think it's nice when you have a

good girlfriend? I just got here.

And when they don't like something, they
say right away, are you drunk?

Because they can't stand what you're
saying.

And then they walk out.

She's been here an hour and a half
boozing it up, sitting here.

It's bad, it's weak, and it's mean.

Schadenfreude. That's what you are. You
try to get happiness out of other

people's fault. You don't do that. Why'd
you do that, Ramona?

Why would you do that?

You're terrible to Sonia, and you're not
nice. And terrible to me.

So don't do that.

Don't do that, Ramona.

Don't say, wow, I miss you girls. I was
just saying, I chose to say happy

Halloween. Happy Halloween.

But she beat me. She is.

Wow.

I understand Dorinda has had it with
Ramona, but she's taken it to a whole

level. And at this point, I kind of feel
bad for Ramona. She's just so angry. I

don't know what she's angry about. Is
this how it always is? You walk in the

room and Dorinda attacks somebody?

Let's ask the priest.

Someone needs to have confessional right
now. Can we get someone to do

confessional? You okay? We have a show
today.

You know I love you.

I'm fine.

It lifts people up.

What'd you say? It lifts people up.

I feel that.

I've been feeling a little neglected,
but I still love her.

But I still love her. So much. I just,
yeah.

You look hot.

Don't look at me like that. Don't you
look at me like that, babe. Y 'all need

talk about that.

Mona, I'm telling you how I feel. I've
been trying to tell you.

I've been trying to tell you on the
phone. I've been trying to see you. At

I have enough to do with it.

I know. I don't want to add to that.

I appreciate that. Thank you. Y 'all
should have lunch.

Yeah. The way Elise has been acting
lately.

Yes,

Avery.

Because it's unnerving.

Shut up. I'm sorry you feel neglected.

Thank you.

Because I'm being apologize.

What can I do?

Nothing. It's all good.

You're good?

Yeah, I'm good.

Okay. Are we here to have fun or are we
here to fight? I'm here to have fun. You

want to get me a drink? Yes. What would
you like to drink?

I'm buying. I'm buying soda.

You're not buying. I'm buying. What's
the white meat in the pig? They always

the other meat.

I don't know.

I don't even know how to cut a pig. I
love that you're in there carving the

Dorinda. We've got to be careful with
Dorinda.

And that knife.

Cut somebody.

Who in their right mind, after hearing
that horrific speech, would give Dorinda

a knife like that?

I don't know what's up with that.

No, no, no, no, no. Leah.

Leah.

Leah. Leah.

Leah.

Okay, you know what? Someone put a
voodoo on this party, and I'm so out of

I'm heading to Omar's. That's going to
be a lot more fun than this party.

Where's Ramona?

She left to go to another party.

Ramona left to go to another party.

Jesus, let's go. Shall we? Let's go. Are
we dancing?

I don't know how my life ends up like
this, but here we are.

Next time on The Real Housewives of New
York City.

Last night was a disaster.

Linda walked in angry. She's like a
loose candidate.

I'm Ramona.

Len? Yes, Mr. Ramona.

Can you please bring me a glass of Pinot
Noir? Yes, Mr. Ramona. No!

Guess where you are, the fish room. Am I
in the fish room?

Ta -da!

We're back.

Did you see what Elise posted earlier?
Well, you're the one who told me that

blocked her from social media, right?
No, Ramona blocked Elise.

You don't consider me one of your very
close friends? I'm 50 close friends.

You're clueless.

What's mean is to yell out in front of
your group that you're a drunk. I'm

to tell you honestly.

Don't do it. Be careful.

You were so narcissistic.

Narcissistic. Sonia and I are doing a
show. Are you going to pay her? Are you

going to pay her for the first time? No,
she never...

I don't need you. Go f*** yourself.