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First year, we lost five.

Second year, we had nothing, zero. Oh, that was again a loss? Yeah. That's from

the fashion show. I know that in fashion, many times you do have losses

front. But seeing it on paper makes it very real. What are we going to do for

the new show? I want to continue with the comedian, right?

I was thinking also maybe we include Sonia in the show. Yeah.

Sonia's been in my original show. I just think it would be a really positive

thing for Sonia Rita to do. You know what you want, you know what you like.

whatever the f*** you want. Do I know?

You were in Niagara Falls with Scott.

I know that for a fact.

I need you to tell them that you're seeing him. But I'm not seeing him.

back with Scott?

Can we know how it went?

It went well, actually. You should just be with him. Okay. In the end of the

day, I want to be with Scott.

That's what I want. You need to be like, put a ring on it or it's a wrap.

I'm not always right.

But I'm never wrong.

I'm no one's accessory. I'm the whole lifestyle brand.

I don't need to find love.

I love myself.

I may float like a butterfly, but I sing like a bitch.

Life isn't a fairy tale, but I'm hoping mine's the exception.

Raise the curtain, lower the lights. I'm taking center stage in my life.

So your chicken was a great success with my dog.

Do you want me to chop it up for the dog? No. I like doing it myself because

likes to watch me do it because then she knows she's getting something special.

I know. She's a smart dog.

Thank you so much. You're going to see a lot of me. I don't mind looking at you.

Well, thank you. I don't mind eating your food.

The whole theme of our Halloween thing, I guess, is voodoo. I'm putting a corset

up. Dip it up.

Go. Now pull me in.

Oh, I see you've done this before.

Just make it work, girl.

These are the sides.

It's basically a longer version of the banter she does with the comedians in

show. Yeah.

I can't get in.

She's like attacking the door.

Thank you.

Someone's attacking the door.

I was thinking for time's sake what we'll do is Roger will bring them in or

Madison will bring them in and they'll do their three, four, five minute little

stand up bit for us. Okay. And then.

You know, and the ones that are not so into it, we can just say thank you very

much. Okay. Well, I'm going to let you do that because it's terrible.

We're looking for comedians for Mary F. Kill because it's a variety show.

And I feel like variety shows need comedy.

Sonya didn't get here yet. She's on the way. She probably lost her dress on the

way, so she's probably putting it back on again. Or not putting it back on.

I want this comic to be extremely funny, having to do with sex, relationships,

and all that good stuff, you know. We'll talk to Sonia, too, about how we can

involve her. It will be so helpful.

It will.

She can be very creative, Sonia. All right, so should we get started? Yeah.

Sonia. Hi.

Wow. I thought this was a comedian walking in. A little glam.

Look at you, Ben.

I was so excited to hear your mom would defend.

Best director.

I wanted to dress a little cool, so I wore Kyle and Kendall. You look really

cute.

Hi, honey. So what is the protocol when you do the two kisses? Left first or

right first? I usually do right, left.

Okay. Right, left. I usually get a smear of lipstick from you.

Left, right, three times, twice. If you're not careful with me, you might

tongue in your mouth.

And the Swiss actually kiss three times. But start on the right. And then the

Spaniards, they just kiss you straight on the mouth.

Oh, let's talk about that. That's a good shtick for her. We could even keep

going on top of that. Luana's so high on life, she's like, everything I say is

funny. It's hilarious. You are funny. Because I'm not in jail. This is

Next thing we know, whatever she eats for breakfast, she's going to

it into her comedy.

Oh, my God, did you see those blueberries?

Okay, Lou.

But she's not that fine.

We're going to work on something. We've already got some ideas. The thing is, I

can't continue to do her life when I'm building my own life and get paid to do

it. Okay? Okay. I told you she was going to bring out money.

Of course. Who doesn't bring out the money? Don't worry, you're getting paid.

Actually, you said I'm getting paid for this next gig you want me to do. Yeah,

you got paid for the last one, though. That was hair and makeup. It's Broadway

pay, but, you know.

Broadway. It's, you know, Broadway pay.

What did she pay you?

Nothing. She covers half of my hair and makeup, so I just do the makeup. I do my

hair myself.

You guys ready? We need a laugh. This is Peter Donnelly. Hi, Peter.

Truly an honor to do comedy in a hotel dining room for three people.

Yes, feeling great about it. My mom raised me to be dramatic.

It's kind of like if Tennessee Williams wrote Designing Women.

My friend's like, oh, Miss Hunt, what are you going to do today?

And she says, I'm going to see a movie.

I also work as an SAT and ACT tutor.

My one true purpose is to help Jewish boys who grew up on the Upper West Side.

Channel their love of rap music into an essay that will demand Dartmouth

acceptance. All the comedians were good. They have their certain, you know,

sense of humor.

I don't know if y 'all can tell, but I'm gay. Whenever I tell people that,

they're always like, but you're wearing a hat.

But this is Mary F. Kill, so it has to be specific about sex and relationships.

So the process is ongoing.

This was great. I'm glad you included me. Are you kidding?

Do you guys want to take a turn?

Give Sonia a shot.

I'm so proud of what Luann has built. I'm very excited to be involved, even if

she's not paying me.

Please welcome to the stage my friend, the hilarious, the gorgeous Lady Sonia

Morgan.

One question.

Can I call you?

The Countess?

Well, you know, some people don't think I should be called the Countess since my

divorce.

The question is, which divorce?

Of course, the first one. It's time for you to sing. Show us your tits!

No, Mommy, we're not going for a walk right now. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Come on, Mommy.

I'm going to call Leah.

You look like little, like, Muppets.

Who's being cute?

Who's being cute?

Hi. Hi.

How are you?

I'm loving your hair license.

Thank you. It's wavy.

I just got back yesterday from Chicago. I don't know. I was having a wavy look.

Dude, what the hell is going on with you and Scott? Was it great? It was great.

Yeah. It was so good. Even though the girls were like, just get on a plane and

go see Scott. I thought they'd, like, play it cool.

But when Scott said, get on a plane with Strawberry and Shortcake and come to

Chicago, yeah, I was all in.

I'm in Chicago. Ooh, it looks so nice.

It's so pretty.

Is this the apartment?

Yeah, this is, I'm at Scott's. Oh, wow. This sounds so cheesy, but it felt like

home. It felt real. It's, you know, it's good. It's good. Well, I'm happy that

you're happy. I mean, this is great. So, Dorinda, having this haunted house

thing and, like, dinner afterwards.

me and Kiki go every year. Oh.

It's scary. It's scary as hell. So will you do me a favor? Yes. You call and

tell Tinsley. If she wants to come, great. If she doesn't, I don't care.

She's definitely being like, well, you can invite Tinsley. She can come if she

wants to. Oh, stop. You have to come. You have to come. I love stuff like

So anyway, I'm walking into Kiki's volunteer team.

I'm happy you're back, and I'll see you at the haunted house. Yes. Yay. Fun. And

good luck to Kiki and her game.

Okay. Bye, babe.

Oh, my goodness.

Coming up.

attacked by dorinda tonight not a zombie on the damn sidewalk so you're laughing

a lot something must be funny tell me what's so funny right now friend

i've

been trying to get the girls to go to blood manor

for two years blood manor is an institution

I don't scare easily.

I'm the scarer.

Oh, my God!

Scary! I don't like it! I don't like it!

Oh, I finally found the man of my dreams.

The blondes always die in the horror movies.

If you're blonde and you show your boobs, you're dead.

This is what it's like on the outside.

What's it like on the inside?

I hate getting scared.

I'm crying and laughing.

Oh, my God. They're scary.

Do you have another party

tonight? No, I'm going. Well, yeah, I'm going to a birthday party. But like

that?

I'm like a cougar.

I'm a cougar. Of course I am. That's so good. I like that.

I'm aspiring to be a cougar like Luann.

The chest.

Hi. Hi.

Don't let her know that the guy is going to jump out at her. Are you witches on

your broom?

I should have worn a diaper. Oh, my God.

Hey.

Yeah.

not for me i'm already high anxiety and we haven't had anything to drink okay

all right you're four all right come on all right here we go oh my god look at

the clown is weird like i don't think

he's an actor i think he's really that's him you guys ready oh no

oh god here we go all right come on one two three four

Sometimes it's better off if you don't look. You don't want to see it coming

now, do you?

Oh, Ramona doesn't want to see it coming.

I want to see myself coming.

I thought that's it.

Stay close. Stay close. Come on.

Stay close.

cackling twins, Sonia and Ramona.

Daddy's gonna love you.

Thank you.

I gotta get out of here. I gotta get out of here.

They were everywhere.

They drop from the ceilings. They come through the wall.

Oh, now, you know, I almost peed in my pants.

I definitely peed myself.

I feel like exhausted from that. What? I'm exhausted.

See if anything came out of my ass.

Ah, here it is.

Tequila bar.

I could definitely use a tequila, something I'm familiar with.

Versus a scary house.

Is someone else coming?

There's like an extra... Oh, well, Leah and... This is not good. We have one of

the girls across from nobody.

Is that right?

No, it's just... Maybe we should call Scott.

Well, do it quickly, because God knows it'll be over in about five minutes.

I'm going to say something from the side. I can't believe she posted about

Scott.

Dumb, dumb, dumb.

You know, before you put it on Instagram, maybe tell us. Right.

Especially knowing that we don't like being left out of everything.

This is what Tinsley does. She's posted on Instagram to the world.

And we find out afterwards that she's back with Scott.

Should we all move down and put somebody at the head? I'm fine, guys.

I'm all good.

Where's my tequila?

So we have three of these.

What do you order?

To recharge our appetite.

What kind of tequila should we have?

Okay, so I'll have that.

But you're only having one tonight.

all changing oh

we have news here today

tinsley told me that they're this is it and she will be getting married and

this is it yes is there physically like a ring or something right now no is that

definitely happening are we getting married i just know it i will be moving

chicago i'm not sure exactly when but i know and i know that We're going to be

together, and I know that we're making this work.

Dorinda to do this with me and not ask me questions and just not give me the

time of day. But I'm very disappointed that Sonia and Ramona and Luann have

sort of fallen underneath Dorinda's spell with this whole thing. I

think that they've been very hard on you.

I think it's unwarranted.

So girls, are you like registering this?

I'm just saying. It's looking like a reality.

This is making an ass out of all of us. It's running game.

This whole thing, like, we're not seeing each other.

It's just not true.

I'm not judgmental. Do whatever you want.

But just don't pull the wool over our eyes.

Well, you know how love can be fleeting.

And crazy. I do. I don't want to talk about it. I really want to make it

disappear. Just don't bring life to it.

Dorinda is shouting in my ear, don't talk to Tinsley.

Ignore her. And listen, I'm on a good page with Dorinda, okay? So guess what?

I'm listening to her, okay? I'm listening to her.

But is it for real? Are you really?

100%. Where's the ring?

Get that ring.

You know I love you. I'm happy for you.

Yeah, that's great, Tinsley. You'll love Chicago.

I do love Chicago.

It's so great because you just live in a hotel, so you can pack up and go

tomorrow. Right, I live in a hotel, but it's also a residential place. Anyway,

let me tell you about the... Hey, let me tell you. Let me tell you. You're so

cool, Dorinda. I know.

I'm really happy. I'm just really happy that you're happy for me. Thank you.

Congratulations. Thank you.

Thank you. I've got a turkey baster. Maybe you can have a try to have a baby.

What does that mean?

You just look like an evil, mean person.

I think Tinsley gets so much already about her relationship with Scott. At

point, it's overkill.

At least you don't have any questions. The skeleton is out of the box.

Come on.

I believe this is a deal.

I do believe it. And if at the end of the day, you guys can live happily ever

after, God bless.

You know what? We will. Take it down.

I mean, this is actually day class A behavior.

I feel like I need to, like, move.

Just give Tinsley this, like, one little moment. Like, give her this one moment

that she's been waiting for, fighting for. Just give it to her. But no, they

can't. All right, girls.

Let's go. We're going to go.

Well, that was fun.

This was, like, pretty much probably the best night I've ever had in my life.

Oh, my God. Good for you.

Yeah, it was so good.

Hi. How are you? Oh, I love that dress.

Thank you.

So Sonya, actually. Is it?

Nice to meet you. This is exciting.

Hello. Well, hello.

Hi. How are you?

How have you been? Good. Nice to see you. Nice to see you. Remember Heather.

Heather. Hi. Good to see you. This is Lulu. Nice to meet you, Lulu. How are

Very nice to meet you.

Okay. Do you want to have a seat over here?

Love it.

So far, I've only had phone calls with Century 21.

But this last fashion show blew

them away. And now they want to sell my

collection, of course. So I sent some pieces ahead, as you see. We just got

those. We love to love everything. The quality is incredible.

This is a big moment for me. I kind of want to pinch myself.

Century 21 is known for luxury for less.

Top designers discounted.

That's my brand identification.

Like the fashion show is really what, there was no more questions after that.

had to get you in. I felt that on the phone. I just couldn't believe it. When

you guys called, I was so excited.

So we want to do something special.

Downtown, our flagship, over 200 ,000 square feet of store.

We feel that we can carve out a front and center space for Sonia by Sonia

Morgan. On top of that, we want to also carry this in the Herald Square store.

I'm trying to be so serious in this meeting, but inside I'm dying.

I really need to crawl before I walk. And this basically is just walking,

getting into a retail space.

But they struck some chords in me that make me feel comfortable.

And I think the long -term thinking here is that obviously if this goes well for

the clothing line, of course, we want to roll this out to all of our stores.

So we think that this is a huge opportunity for us.

I would hope for both of us, of course. Of course, yeah. Now I can see the

green. It's coming.

I need to stay calm.

I don't want to blow this up.

So in terms of next steps, we're moving fast.

So I know that the buying team has been in touch with your team.

We're going to, in the next two weeks, I believe, be placing the order.

We're already working on getting that sent here. All right. So it's very

exciting. I'm ready.

To start the next chapter.

Yeah.

Coming up.

Loving 60 girlfriends.

Why don't you do it with her? Hers is the 25th. It's my birthday. Now it's

yours. It's my birthday and her birthday too. So I'll bring the cake for you.

Hello.

So glad you're coming with me. I'm so glad too.

Sonia coming? Yeah.

Probably running a little late, like she always does.

Oh, look at Zoe.

Where do I get in? Come this way.

I'll sit in the middle. I have the littlest legs.

Sure, have me get in on the traffic side so I get killed. No, I'm going to give

you extra leg room, baby.

Oh, thank you. So let me just put my seatbelt on. Let me see. We should all

our seatbelts on.

Hello, boat man. How are you?

I refer to you as the boat man.

I'm riding in a car with my two girlfriends. We're going to go look at

warehouse. This gentleman named Larry Scott, he does great event planning.

I'm having a party, my own birthday party, as I always do, but this time

going to be different because I just want to celebrate me with my girlfriend.

Okay, boatman.

Bye. Well, that's good news. Who's that?

My boatman.

He's got a very deep and... He's a very sexy voice.

Very sexy. Very sexy.

Where are we going, guys? What's the address?

What's our address of the warehouse?

Bethpage. Bethpage?

Right. Bethpage? Oh, that's like Long Island, right? Yeah. Oh, God.

Sonia and I thought we were stopping by a warehouse.

In Manhattan.

We didn't know that we were basically going to the Hamptons.

I would have packed contacts.

All right, girls, we're here.

Let's see it. Let's see where the master does his work. I'll put my glasses on

now. This is where it all begins.

The man!

Did you get slimmer and taller on me? No, I'm always slim and tall. How are

You're looking better than ever. Why are you eating my bowl?

What is all this? We didn't put this out for you. This is always out. Oh my God,

look at this. Larry Scott is the premier party planner of all of New York City,

all of Long Island, all of the Hamptons. I mean, this man is major.

I love my girlfriends.

And last year, my girlfriend threw a party for me, but she basically did the

list, so I definitely excluded some really good girlfriends. Like, these are

two very good girlfriends. I love them more than anything. I really do. I love

them. You're going to have such a fun birthday lunch. I wanted to add Sonia if

there's space.

No. Okay. No?

No. Okay, I'm not going to ask. Right. I'm so thoughtful. I do love you. And I

messed up last year. So this year, I'm funny.

all my girlfriends, which is about 60.

I'm having 60 girlfriends.

They're coming about 7 o 'clock at night.

At our age, we have 60 girlfriends. I know Ramona is a great friend and she

so many girlfriends, but if she says one more time she has 60 girlfriends...

I'm going to vomit. We love everybody we love. So I'm doing a Scarpetta, because

it's one of my favorite places, Scarpetta, the one in Madison.

And they have a beautiful room. This is why I need your magic. So what's your

vision? Okay, so I'm kind of thinking sophisticated jungle or tropical. What

about Thailand tropical?

Why don't you do it with her? Hers is the 25th.

No, it's my own party. It's for me. It's my coming out party.

I'm single.

I'm embracing it now. You said it was for all your girlfriends.

It's my birthday. Now it's yours. It was my birthday. It was my birthday.

birthday too so i'll bring the cake for you no no no why not make it a joint

party with sonia sonia is your friend your real friend and quite frankly sonia

needs it i'm giving you an opportunity to be kind show a kind gesture now i

my own list my own friends i'm sorry i love you this is my special you just

invited us last year that's why you should do it all together sorry it's

me it's like

This last couple of years, Ramona wants the whole spotlight to herself.

How hard is it for Ramona to say, yes, I can share the party with Sonia?

This is me giving back to all my girlfriends that I've had for 30 years.

very important to me. It's costing me a lot of money. And I don't care that I

don't have a guy in my life to pay for or I'm not married.

It's costing you a lot of money. You're charging her a lot of money? No, he's

going to give me a good price.

You know, like a lot of things that Ramona does, it's the let's make a deal.

I don't do let's make a deal in my life. I give a credit card.

Yeah, so this was at Cipriani. Yes, definitely.

Throwing a wedding. Yeah, I saw a photo.

It's my coming out party, yes. Well, the party you did. Coming out single. Well,

it's a coming out party. Next, before you know it, we'll be celebrating. I got

my first period party. Jesus.

You know what I think?

They don't have as many girlfriends as I do. They can't gather bliss like this

in two seconds.

So maybe it's a little resentment and they're a little jealous.

That's all I can chalk it up to.

Go with me. Table.

Dark red tablecloth. Maybe a woman covered in sushi, like in Sex and the

No, not any woman. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. I want to vomit.

Okay, talk about Venice ball theme. I don't like any of those ideas. So

basically, this is my idea.

A party where there's no formal seating. I've done lunches before where it's 50

women, 30 women, and it's like two long tables. I don't want to do that.

Basically, I want women to just kind of be able to sit wherever they want to sit

and eat, mingle, because they all love to talk.

Sometimes they get a little clicky, so we have to take the attention of all of

them and make sure that the attention's on you. So if this is the whole room, I

think we create this as the center. This is the radius of the room, and this is

where Ramona holds court, right in the center. She's the chandelier.

It's always the Ramona show. For God's sakes, I barely celebrate Jesus Christ

himself that much. Menu -wise, I'm going to do, like, some maybe great giant

shrimp. I feel like I've been kidnapped.

Crudités and cheeses and great breadsticks. Like, what are we doing

did this happen? And we're in some warehouse five billion miles away from

house on a Wednesday afternoon being ignored, overdosing on sugar.

All right, sorry about the little hecticness. No, don't worry about it.

It's all good.

Take that stuff. No more sugar for these girls.

Wait, did you do a video or something? Brenda, come here. Do a picture quick.

Sonia, I need you for a minute. It's a little something for our little social

media. And now we have to do a promo piece for Larry Scott's business.

Here, eat this. This is the rope.

Tommy,

wrong side. You've got to go from that side.

If I were going to take up someone's full day, And then have them do a promo

piece. I swear I'd make that clear.

Save the bullshit for your Hamptons friends and all that fancy goop. You got

wrong audience here.

Let's go. Let's go back.

Bye, Laird.

Coming up.

Ron, you're early.

Did you double book again?

You double booked us?

Triple book.

I can't wait to see the game on Monday.

I don't even think I'm going to play.

Playoffs. You're in it, definitely.

Hi. Hi.

Hi.

How are you?

Good. I'm juicing. Look.

Oh, boy.

Did you get any?

No, this is all. This is the one I've had.

No, I always use that. I'm like testing out recipes.

That's so loud.

That's for here.

Now I'm putting in the kale. It's not gross. What is that?

That's all the, that's the roast.

Being the mom of a teenager, you are reminded every day that you're not cool.

That's basically what it's like.

All right.

Bottoms up.

It's really healthy. Oh, really? I've never had one.

You've never had a green juice, Rob? No, ever. This is my first time. Are you

serious right now?

You haven't even had green juice when you were a kid.

Not bad.

It's pretty good, isn't it? Yeah.

It's kind of hard for a lot of people to understand me and Rob's relationship,

but we're just like a married couple, an amazing one at that, except we don't

live at the same address, and we don't... Do you like my tree?

What happened to it?

It's, um, like a statement piece.

Time for a new one, I think. No, I know, I'm just kidding. Actually, can you

help me throw it out right now? I don't even know how to take care of this. Take

what whole thing? That big pot? I don't want it. Yeah, you paid... What?

You're such a waster. No, would you just throw it?

Would you throw it in the hallway?

You're a waster, Mom.

I'm not a waster. I just put a new plant there. It's great to have Rob around,

obviously to co -parent, but to also do the man things that I don't want to do.

Except the one man thing, which he doesn't do. And I have batteries for

Do you really want me to take this plant or no? Yes.

Can you literally take it? Thank you. I'm not taking that big pot. All right.

Bye. Bye.

All right.

Hello,

how are you? You look so beautiful. Who are you? Are you fitter than me? It's a

competition here.

I'm wearing more tight.

So I would like to have in your large glass Cheetos vodka, ice and Pellegrino

right to the top, or club soda and a straw and a lime wedge on the side.

you. You're welcome.

Hi. Hi.

How are you? I love this hair on you.

So I just want to say I want you to be happy. That's all I want to say. Yeah.

Whatever you want to do, just be happy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you. I felt

really badly the way I ignored Tinsley and listened to Dorinda when we were at

the restaurant.

So, girls, are you, like, registering this?

So I said to her, listen, why don't you meet me for drinks at T -Bar?

Let's make a toast to you being back with Scott, because I am genuinely happy

for her. Look, a lot's happened really fast, and obviously I have loved Scott

for a long time.

I've been on this road before, and I just know he doesn't make it work.

I couldn't help myself.

So bad.

So bad.

This is fun.

It means a lot to me that Luann and Ramona both reached out to me about the

whole Mean Girls episode in Yeho. You know, if they want to hear about Scott

talk about the happiness I'm feeling right now in my relationship, I am more

than willing to share it and talk about it. Of course.

Ron,

you're early.

Did you double book again?

You double booked us?

This is typical Ramona.

I mean look, at least she cares like this much.

I mean I can say that that's better than a lot of the other girls.

How are you? Good.

We used to party at the boutique together. Oh, my gosh. I do remember

How could I forget your face? I met you, too, I think with Harry Dubin. No.

We had dinner at Bilbo together. Yes, with Harry was with us. We met at the

Regency of all places.

Oh, God. Not the Regency.

We're just catching up. Yes. Your mother must be over the moon.

You know what? She's so happy about me and Scobie together, but she's a little

like, this happens so fast that she's like, You're leaving New York, like,

now? You're coming for Halloween, right?

What do you mean?

Why would you not come for Halloween?

I think I'm going to be having Halloween in Chicago.

I mean, I'm really, like, moving tomorrow.

Oh, you are?

I feel like Tinsley's moving really fast with Scott, and I'm happy for her, but

I wish she'd stay a couple of days. This Halloween party that I'm planning is

going to be over the top.

And I thought we could, like, celebrate her going off. It's exciting. Like, it's

also just really fun that he's, like, talking about, like, you know, building

out my closet and, like, all these, like. He's putting out a closet for you?

No, he's building out, like, taking a room over, building out a closet for me.

That is commitment. And another room is being, the other bathroom is being taken

over for, like, a glam room. Like, a place to, like, get my hair washed. You

know, the whole thing. I'd rather have that than an engagement room. This is, I

know. When a guy is willing to give a room for a closet and a bathroom for a

glam. All right, girl.

See? This is good. Cheers.

That's good. That's good.

When a man builds you a closet, that says a lot. Listen, I have a girlfriend.

She's been dating this guy for seven years. There's still no closet for her.

Okay? There is bigger hope than I thought now for this working.

So, Tinsley, I'm so happy that we got this little quiet time with you. I only

want the best for you. I really do.

Thank you. I couldn't be happier for you that you're following your gut and your

instinct. We want all the best for you because we love you. And we'll miss you

so much. I want you to know that.

But we're always here for you. You can always come back. You can always come to

Chicago. You can be next week, the week after. Whatever you want, baby.

We're here for you, always. And we want to see that ring, okay?

Let's toast to your happiness.

Thank you. May all your wishes and rainbows come true, baby.

Thank you.

Coming up... Oh, my God, Dale!

My favorite girl in the world.

What should I pack first?

Mom, what do you think? I'm not sure what's going where. I know, I know. Just

hold on. Some things are going to storage in Palm Beach. Some things are

to Newport storage.

Right. And then things to Chicago.

Of course.

I look at that little baby cup.

Wait, what? I remember when you took a little... Why are you crying?

I don't know. It's just sad to me because you've always been on the East

Now you're...

somewhere else but mommy it's happy and i know it's happy and i love chicago and

i love scott and i'm excited everything is changing it's all changing it's good

mom but scott so much has happened so fast i

should

insta this and then i'll freak Scott out. Scott and I broke up. Hi, hello.

How are you?

I'm miserable.

I'm literally miserable.

Going back out with Scott is a huge move in your life. Because I don't think

it's going to end up well. But I know that if I don't take this moment right

now, I'll regret it for the rest of my life. And I have to listen to myself and

what I want and nobody else.

Things are, like, a little bit moved and things. But, yeah, no, I just.

Hi, girl.

How are you? Hi, girl. How are you doing? You look beautiful.

I'm going to come sit.

Oh, my God, look at you in this picture with your bangs. Oh, my God.

That's so sweet.

Oh, that was, like, my love forever.

Do you want some?

Yeah. But I can't open it. I'm such a weirdo. Let the pro do it.

As sad as I am that Tinsley's leaving, I'm just so happy for her. I used to

think she was crazy for wanting to be the fairy tale, not the legend.

And now I feel like I would love to have even just 10 % of Tinsley's optimism

and just belief in love.

It's really sweet.

Hi, guys.

Hi. Hi.

You're just in time for the champagne.

I scooped up everything off the floor for my girl, Leah, and her daughter.

At this point, I'm putting all my doubts in the past. This girl is packed and

going. She is so happy, and I only want the best for her. Get ready, Chi -Town,

because you got the tins on her way.

Your hair looks so cute.

I love this girl. She's been so good to my girl.

No, she took my girl in when she was coming to New York. No, it makes me sad.

She was coming to New York, and I didn't want her to be here by herself. And

Sonia said, come, stay with me, and I thank you. You know I always. But it's

worked out.

Thank you so much.

I'm so excited. You're the best friend.

I don't really know how to date. So I'm going to put on your list overnight

tycoon hedge funders. Good luck.

I'm very thankful. You're a very generous and kind girl. I love you,

you know I love you. But you know your family. I know. And all I wanted for

Tinsley was to be safe. You always said that. And to get her own dog. That's

right. Which she got to.

To develop her brand again. And she's back in fashion shows. And she's doing

charities. Throw a man into the mix.

Exactly. And she's really happy.

Yeah, I know.

I, of course, am going to miss.

you know, my new friendship with Leah and Sonia's crazy antics with me.

always felt in a way like an older sister, even sometimes my mom, and it's

nice to, like, have a pat on the back, you know?

All right, guys, I got to get going. Me too. I want to do a toast. Okay.

To Tinsley, to love, to fairy tales coming true.

And to me and Dale.

And to me and Dale.

Oh, no, Fred Scott's coming too. Okay.

What's important is strawberry shortcake, you, and Scott.

And mommy.

No. And the embryos. What is the expiration date on these eggs? Nothing,

They're good. They're good to go. Oh, my God.

Okay, girlies.

You ready?

Here we go. I have changed so much since coming back to New York and moving into

Sonia's townhouse. That's good, girl.

I mean, I had thought that... Coming back to New York was immediately going

trigger me back to the old Tinsley that lived in New York. Come on, girlie. Come

here. You're going to Chicago.

It's taken me a little bit of time, but I finally feel like myself again. I feel

confident again.

Welcome to the Big Apple Circus.

think any of it would have happened without all the little bumps along the

it's good we beat chicago babies so good thank you mugshot thank you

sonia thank you townhouse thank you everybody else i met along the way and

know it's just it's been a great ride and i'm just so happy for where i am

now and so excited for my future

Still to come this season on The Real Housewives of New York City.

That's fire!

How do you even do this?

You have to wear this tonight.

Now what do I do? This is toilet paper.

Is that alive?

Look at this! Go in!

Oh my god, there's a baby turd! There's a baby turd!

Her vagina smiled at me.

How beautiful is this? Gorgeous. Oh my god.

Who can believe that Luann is a curse? Get back on up. I have a camel's toe

right now.

Take a deep breath.

Do you think it's nice when you have a good girlfriend? I say right away, are

you drunk?

Guess what? If you're going to start this drama, I could meet you in my show.

She's an unaccountable bitch.

You know everything, don't you? Be gracious.

It's not reasonable.

Anger management.

Can you look in the mirror? Please look in the mirror. I'm sorry.

Why does she do this? My 50 friends, they were there for me. They'll never be

there for you. We will. That's true. Shut up.

up about them. You hurt me. But you're talking about my vagina to half the

East Side.

I don't talk about it. You're talking about it. You're being hard on that

No. I cheapen the group of friends.

Bitch, I elevate this. What?

My God.

Stop. Stop.

Camera's down. We're done. You're being psychotic. We're done.

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