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How was mom and dad? Mom was upset about
you. Me and my mom, there's definitely

still lingering tension because I
started drinking again, but for now

leaving it under the rug.

Breaking up with John is having an
effect on my personal being.

So what's going on then? I haven't seen
him.

I'm getting excited!

Oh my god!

I actually feel horny again, don't you?
Maybe we could get our mojo going again.

Obviously, this is your trip that you
put together, but I think that you would

love my sister. Tomorrow for dinner she
can come. Thank you. You're welcome. Who

is she to get a plus one? I don't know.
I'm going to tell her tonight I don't

want her to come. Excuse me, sir. Can
you put two more shots of vodka? Two

shots? Am I going to get thrown out of
Rhode Island?

She may have a split personality. I've
seen it on TV.

Leah, I would love to meet your sister
at another time.

Oh, hell no, bitch.

Don't go there. I did not expect this
reaction.

She's out of her mind.

I am.

I want to know if anyone here is
freaking out about my behavior.

No. I thought it was scary.

We didn't like the Tasmanian devil.

I'll take that.

I'm like, oh, my God. This is another
level. We are not perfect. We do a lot

crazy things, us as a group. But Leah's
crazy. It's just a new crazy, so we're

not used to it. So no one was really
freaking out about anything.

At least maybe one.

No, I wasn't freaking out, but I had, to
be honest, I'd never seen anyone go off

the rails like that. Really? We were all
together. We were away. We were over,

like, where they, like, do all the
weddings at the hotel and stuff. So no

was over there.

That's why I was screaming, I was
crying, I was laughing.

I've been holding that in. I needed to
get it out.

And I couldn't get it out the last week
because I've been with my kid and I've

been holding it together.

You know what I mean?

So I needed to let it out. It was great.

It was totally cathartic.

That's how I feel.

What are we doing? Are we leaving?

We're going for lunch, girls. I was
definitely not in the best... place

in the days leading up to Rhode Island
because me and this guy that I'm dating,

Peter Chip, had a huge falling out. I
basically drank to forget it and ended

drinking too much. You're passionate.

I am.

You must be a firecracker. I am.

I've never been with a woman, but if I
were to be, it would be you.

I was in a relationship with someone.
How many condoms did he use? He needed

three. Wow, I want to sleep with you.

After I saw her bring crazy yesterday, I
want to experience that.

Let's get a couple of shrimp cocktails.

Okay, one, two, three, four.

Here she comes.

Hi.

Oh, my God.

I'm here.

Put her over here.

Yeah, right? Yeah. I'll just take a
chair.

Guys. Hey, Sarah.

I'd like to introduce you to my sister,
Sarah.

Hi. Nice to meet you officially.

Hi. How are you?

Good. How are you? Nice to meet you.

Hi.

She's got the same blue eyes. Yeah.

Hi. I'm Sarah.

Nice to meet you. This is Dorinda.

Hi. Nice to meet you.

Beautiful. Okay.

This is Sonia. Sonia, my sister. Hi.
Nice to meet you.

All right. So there's some pink and
white.

I'm glad right now that Leah's sister is
here so she can keep her company. And

they seem relaxed, so let's see how it
goes.

So you have a seven -month -old baby.

Congratulations. A little girl, right? A
little girl. She's so cute. This is my

first 24 hours away from her.

Nice. Which I'm, like, excited.

And also I'm going to miss her.

But I'm going to be happy to not have to
wake up and do something in the

morning.

It's okay to enjoy yourself. Well, I
immediately love you because you have

hair and bangs.

It's a good look. It's a great hair.

So you guys kind of look like each
other. Some people say you don't look

anything alike. The eyes are both
beautiful. Thank you.

Now where do you live?

I'm in Brooklyn, in Williamsburg. Oh,
wow.

It's very nice.

It's good. It's nice. There was this
amazing thing on New York on Public

TV. Okay. All the greatest Williamsburg,
the best macaroons, the best donut

shop. And I actually recorded it.
Really? I like to see that. Because I

Hannah, what we should do is we should
go stay in a hotel there because it is

far away. So far. It is so far away. I
said, pack your bags, sister. We're

to Williamsburg.

Yeah.

I've actually never seen prettier light.

I know. This is beautiful.

Okay, selfie moment. Come on.

I love tinsy.

Leah always gets a little too sensual
with me at moments.

What happened right now with my sister?

Really? Wow.

Yeah. As a joke. Like, it was like, oh,
this is how you do it? Oh, no, this is

how you do it. Leah pretends.

How old are you guys?

Like, I don't know.

Oh, I thought it was. Wait, 10 years ago
or 10 years ago? Not like we did it as

a joke.

Well, obviously it's a joke.

Obviously, but I'm saying it was funny
because we were like... I thought we

sickos.

Wow.

I've got to get changed and figure out
what I'm wearing.

I'm not doing my hair.

I'm not doing my makeup. I may change my
clothes and my underwear. That's it.

You're changing your clothes, okay?

That's a given. You're changing your
clothes.

Hello.

Oh, you look so cute. I never went to
sleep. Oh, I cannot believe it.

You did?

With who?

Myself. Alone?

I love Dorinda, but when she tells me
she's been drinking all day and we have

go out for dinner, I'm like, ooh, red
flag.

You know what I figured? Why go to
sleep?

Yeah. But I don't want to stay out late.
Or maybe I do.

I've got rosé and I've got white.

What do you like?

I talked to John.

You did?

Yeah. And?

You okay?

What?

What? Talk to me.

I just want to be left alone with you
for a little bit. Just say, you know

I just need time.

That's it. He should give you the time.
He owes you that.

You never want to be a bad person when
you leave something. You always want to

be good. And my mother says, leave a
party, the best person.

Yeah, no, but it's not about that. I
mean, I feel like for you, I feel like

feel bad for John.

And that's not a way to make a decision.
I mean, let's open this up. You're a

horrible hostess, by the way. I'm sorry,
honey. I don't want to be a downer.

We're good at this because I'm terrible
at this. I don't want to be a downer for

people, you know, but...

You know, it's sad.

I know you're sad. Of course it's sad.
You were together a long time, you know?

By not talking to John, I can kind of
get through it. And then when I talk to

him, I realize that, like, we're broken
up and, like, he's not part of my

life. And it's sad and it's emotional
and I'm alone again.

You know what? Don't beat yourself up,
really.

You know, let him free.

Let him.

And I totally agree.

Let him go and see what happens.

And this is a time for you to just
really just. Be peaceful.

Yeah. And take care of yourself.

Don't worry. You're going to land on
your feet. You always do.

I feel for Dorinda because I've been
there. You know, breaking up is not an

thing. And she's been with John for a
long time. I think when you don't deal

with your emotions, that it creates a
negative energy around you. And I just

feel like she's not in a good place.

And I want to put a burden on you. So if
I did, I'm sorry.

No.

All right. Now we got to go out with
these crazy chicks.

Are you worried about them coming with
your friend who owns a restaurant?

A little bit.

Hi. Hi, how are you? Hi, thank you. I
think we're going to be over by the bar.

Yeah. No, Ramona said you can't wear
these here. Drina goes, yes, you can.

had it.

No, I'm loving it.

There's some of us trickling in. Can you
just seat us first?

Yes, we would like to be seated before.
Oh, here, everybody's here now. So

great. Hi, how are you?

Where do you want me to sit? I'm going
to run to the bathroom. This way. Let's

go over here.

Will you come in with me?

Yeah.

Wow. Yay.

Oh, this is nice. It smells good.

I love it.

What's the matter? No, it's fine. I'm
just like, where are they? Okay, where's

the bathroom? What's going on? Are they
in the bathroom?

Where did they go up there? They're
refusing the bathroom.

Here's the thing. When your table isn't
ready, you might go to the bar to have a

drink. when you're waiting for your
table.

But when your table is ready, which it
is, then you sit at the table.

Okay, sorry. What a great place.

Where did you go?

I went to check out the... There's like
a little cute little bar up there. Oh,

that guy's cute.

I think you forgot your pants.

You said something right.

What did you forget?

What? You're right. I had no idea.

What happened?

I was invited. I kidnapped him out of
Washington, D .C. yesterday.

I was driving north from Charlotte. Who
needs to have dinner, I think?

Charlotte, Virginia.

North Carolina.

What's happening here? I said, just get
in the car and let's roll.

So you've been rolling all day.

Hi, I'm Ramona. Can I feel your muscles?

Are you from Newport? Are you from
Newport? No, no, I'm visiting. I come

every year. I love Newport. I'm from New
York and I have a home in Southampton.

Where are you from? I'm originally from
Arkansas.

Arkansas? No way! I don't know anybody
from Arkansas.

Well, you do now. Every time we go out
with Ramona, she's always getting up

the table or going to talk to other boys
and men.

It's all just to show that she can still
get attention from people, that she's

still got it. But to not give personal
one -on -one time with your friends,

to prove that, you know, you...

You still got it. It's just not right.

I've spent most of my life in national
security, so I do national security.

For, like, the government?

Yeah. Do you have, like, a black belt or
something?

I do. I have a black belt. Are you
wearing, like, a gun or something?

We're all killers.

Coming up.

Are you guys insane? This is not right.
Are you kidding?

He's spoken for. So can we now get to
the table?

How's your vodka?

My vodka's good.

Are you drinking a stormy thing?

I'm really embarrassed that they're not
sitting at the table.

They're nice guys.

So we have a beef party.

What's your name?

My name's Sean. My name's Dorinda
Method.

Nice to meet you. Dorinda Method.

Tonight with Leah, I'm thinking out of
sight, out of mind. Let's face it, my

seat right now next to Cortland is much
better than the seat at the table. Bring

some appetizers.

Okay.

Oysters. Okay, fine. Let's just do it
like it's ordered.

We get the crab cake.

Let's also get Caesar salad. And maybe
also the goat cheese ravioli.

Okay. All right. Thank you.

And then we'll... Yeah, absolutely. And
I'll come back. I'll do my spiel, all

right? All right. Thank you. You're
welcome.

They're just cougaring out over there.

I love Tinsley, but I just don't think
that her delivery

and communication skills with these
women is productive at all. This is a

special bunch of people, and you need a
special way of communicating.

sit down for a second to like order like
something or whatever.

Listen, this is really nice that we have
like this spot here tonight.

This guy is married and he doesn't need
to talk to you or whatever. He's

engaged. He's engaged.

Well, he's married. I can hook up with
you. Okay, so stop. So anyway,

you will eat things if you want to. It's
literally like it's kind of gross. You

guys are all like over here.

It's like a booger like grub.

Okay, so I planned this dinner and
you're not going to come today.

Tinsley's trying to drag me back to the
table? No, I think I'll sit here and

enjoy myself in Newport and have the
local drink and check these hot guys

Great alternative, don't you think?
You're actually engaged. I don't think

woman's going to want to see you talking
to her so much. So listen, can you be

quiet for a second and let me take them
to the table? That would be nice. Thank

you. Do what you like.

I would like to take you guys to the
table. More Tinsley.

Now it's just rude.

And it's rude to me and it's rude. And
this is like exactly... Ramona, I didn't

do anything to you. You're not even
looking me in the eye.

If Ramona meets a guy, it's this.

Ramona, will you please come to the
table?

Even if you do the guy first, she does
that. Oh, she's not a good wing woman.

No, she will cut you out. You're rude.

And you look like a cougar and it's
disgusting.

You love someone so much you'll eat them
up.

Wherever, whenever.

That's love.

That's love.

We should actually go talk to them
because they're going to start talking

I don't have an inmate.

You go, go, go, go.

We should be like, okay, okay, how much
longer?

Three, two, one.

What I'm thinking is obviously this guy
is going to take one look at me and my

sister and forget that those women are
even sitting there.

My best friend growing up was on 104th
and West End.

Hey, I'm Sarah.

Nice to meet you. This is Leah. Hi,
Leah.

Nice to meet you.

I mean, that's kind of rude. We're
trying to talk to you. We're trying to

our friends to go to dinner.

It looks like this situation is your
problem.

Oh, really?

This is the prize to these women. That
says everything I need to know.

You should have heard what he just said
to my sister. He was just with us. He

was just fine. He was saying the most
disgusting stuff to my sister.

I don't think your fiance would like
that.

Stop, stop, stop.

But mission accomplished.

He's gone.

We haven't really met, and I feel like
it's kind of strange that you're also

ignoring me like this, like, statically.

Whatever.

Maybe she's going to the table now.

Leah and her sister doing?

Really? The last thing you should do is
be coming up to me and chasing some man

away that I'm talking to.

Thank you so much for joining the table.

is just over -the -top drunk.

I see Tinsley's escalating.

Sonia, Ramona, Luann, these are a
geriatric version of girls gone wild.

I worked hard to plan this. Who cares?

Who cares? Just like who cared last
night, apparently, when she was asking

Don't compare me to Leah. Are you
kidding me?

Okay, what do we have? Bring it down a
notch. I know you're upset.

Ramona, when I set up a dinner, like you
set up last night,

I'm kind of flabbergasted.

I mean, I know I was acting like a
maniac.

not even 12 hours ago, but at least I
was being a fun maniac.

I'm a little upset that everyone is
being so nasty to each other, and it's

disastrous. Tell her to.

Tell them.

I mean, it's a combination of people.
Talk to your sister.

Hello? You don't even want to... Guilty
by association.

Guilty by association.

I should have stayed home.

I had ghost hunters all geared up,
ordering room service, and falling

6 .30.

I'm out.

You can f*** with me, but don't f***
with my family.

Ramona, she didn't even flinch.

Ramona, it's all over you. It's all over
your face.

She's crazy.

I just threw a ravioli at her and I
don't care. Sometimes you just gotta

ravioli.

Right now with Leah, I'm very
disappointed, really disappointed.

And you know what? Being disappointed
with someone is worse than anger because

it just is. Did they leave?

Yeah, they left. Thank God. It was so
upsetting to me. Uncomfortable.

I may feel bad about not being accepted
or being judged, but I'm not going to

feel bad enough to the point where I
change who I am. I'm still going to be

Hi.

You're a little sister kisser.

Oh, my God.

You're a little sister kisser.

Coming up.

Honestly, I'm not really sure how I'm
even going to move forward with them. If

she wants to hang out with us, there's a
certain demeanor and caliber way of

acting.

Yes, hello.

Hey, Dee. Have you had breakfast?
Because I just ordered one. I ordered a

hamburger back from my room.

You ordered a burger? I love it.

I'd like lunch for breakfast. Do we have
it sent here or do you want it sent

here? It's sent here.

All right. Look at all the stuff I have.
I know. I always come back with more.

Coming. Hey, you. Good morning. I'm like
all cash.

I'm all cash.

Why are you all dressed for the ride
home? I don't know. I have my patent

leather boots on.

I'm a little bit annoyed that I came.

So far to have, like, relaxing 24 hours,
and this is not relaxing.

This was upsetting, to be honest. They
were treating you like that because of

me, obviously, you know? Not that that
makes it okay. I just feel bad that,

like, I invited you and it turned to
shit.

Yeah, it was. And I get that you were,
like, fighting with them, but it just

didn't have to be like this.

I don't feel happy or proud about losing
my temper to the point where I threw

food. I also am feeling really bad that
my sister had a pretty short time.

Honestly, I'm not really sure how I'm
even going to move forward with them,

know? I just don't, I don't even know
what's going to happen. I have no idea.

I mean, here's the thing. I like Leah,
and I think she's a little lost.

And I think she's young. There is that,
but there is the thing, which is, it's

one thing to be upset with somebody.

It's another thing to be all out.

aggressive she threw a ravioli no no she
did it and i was like anyway i stayed

for that the problem is is that once you
push that far it's very hard to go back

what concerns me is that she says this
is what makes me happy acting this way

makes me happy this is who i am but what
do you mean this is who i am no this

cannot be who you are okay i've seen
other sides of you this is not who you

unacceptable and if you want to act like
all nutty Do it with your other

girlfriends. None of this justifies her
behavior.

But I go back with you so many years,
and yet when I'm hanging out with all of

you, sometimes I find it hard to break
in. But nobody has picked on me. I

know you say things playfully.

She takes them to heart. She still
remembers when you made a comment, I

never sleep with anyone with tattoos
because they're dirty or they have

diseases. I just feel she's a loose
cannon. She got arrested, she got thrown

of school, and I just, I tried my
hardest to be really nice and loving and

sensitive, you know, the way I am. All
of these women have had a night where

they've thrown a ravioli in someone's
face.

Yes, but they don't mean apology, too. I
mean... No, all right, I'm just going

to say this. What?

They were very passive, so it's hard to
get an apology when people are passive

-aggressive because they can say, well,
I didn't mean that. I don't know your

daughter. Oh, my God, I know. That's my
problem because I'm not passive

-aggressive. I'm just in your face, and
it's like I can't be any other way. And

I hate it. And when people try to tell
me that I have to be another way or

everything would be better if I was a
different way, it makes me crazy

like, I'm just me.

Dude. I agree, but do you not understand
the game of just like dealing with

human beings in general and the world?

Oh, I actually fuck in it, I guess.
Yeah, you obviously do. So what are we

to do? How are we going to fix this?
Yeah. Try to find the humor in it. Why

we have to?

We don't have to. They have to. But we
have to help facilitate it and bring it

together because they're just nowhere.

We can't let this continue because it's
a nightmare.

Listen, if it can go swing that far to
the right, then it can swing that far

back to the left. I hope. So how can we
move this forward?

There is a side to Leah, I promise you.
If you give her a chance, there's a side

to her.

That's adorable.

I'm not disagreeing on that. We didn't
disagree with that. But you just don't

know when she's going to go off like a
time bomb and embarrass you in front of

everyone. How does she move forward with
you then? If she wants to hang out with

us, there's a certain demeanor and
caliber way of acting.

I'm expecting Leah to act responsibly
around us.

Because when she doesn't, it puts a
damper in all of our dynamics.

and she likes to be friends with us, and
we'd like to have her in our group, but

if she's not going to act properly, then
no way, Jose. Just move forward. Who

cares? Yeah, you're right.

Literally, it's such a small, like, it's
a piss in the ocean, dude.

It's a piss in the goddamn ocean.

Yeah, you're kind of right. I am right.
What do you think, Lou?

Well, we'll see. We'll see. Let's hope.
We'll see.

Let's hope for the best and prepare for
the worst.

Coming up.

The trip did turn into a disaster. I was
like jumping around and doing

cartwheels. We were in the gym?

No, we were having a dinner outside.

Hi, welcome to Bluebird.

Table for two?

Fantastic. You can follow me right this
way. Thank you.

Great. Thank you so much. Enjoy.

Hello. Hey.

How are you?

I'm good.

You're deep in here, Snuggly.

We got some pillows.

We're all cozy.

I love it. Is this a good spot? Yeah.

Hello. Could you start with a cocktail
or a glass of wine?

I'm going to have a Diet Coke.

I love the menu.

Do you have a seafood platter? Yes, ma
'am. Let's do that. Okay.

Awesome. Thank you very much.

So what are we going to do for the new
show? I like the idea of you opening

Life is a Cabaret because in a way
you've put cabaret on the map. You're

it popular.

I love that. Like my music, it all comes
from the audience and what they want.

Every show, literally, they're like Mary
F. Kill, Ramona, Sonia, and Bethany.

I'm like, oh, that's easy.

I will marry Bethany, I will kill
Ramona, and I will do Sonya. That's the

classic answer to that question always.

This is an all -new Lou, so I want Mary
F. Kill to be an expansion of that.

Who doesn't love sex?

And who doesn't want to see me being
naughty?

I think the show, this time around,
should immerse more of the audience into

show. Because they're so invested in it.

Instead of coasting on that, we could
actually build on that. You know,

obviously, you know, we want to continue
with the comedian, right?

Maybe we find a context to bring them in
that's related to Mary F. Kill.

And then you have to sing your signature
songs.

Right. Because Barbra Streisand has to
sing people.

You have to sing money.

And Giovanni, you know. And I was
thinking also, maybe we include Sonia in

show. Sonia loves to be on stage.

She loves skits. She's been in my
original shows.

I just think it would be a really
positive thing for Sonya Rita to do. She

to get on stage with me now.

I was thinking that maybe we could have
her either sing Giovanni with me. I

mean, if we had like a couple of dresses
on her that we could kind of rip off.

I'd love to lose her skirt. Yes.

A little strip, but there's more clothes
underneath.

Exactly. And it could be just like one
fabulous dress after the other. And as

she's singing, feelin' so funny.

And the dress comes off. You know what I
mean? Totally. It could be fun. We'll

talk more.

Yeah. Put some stuff down on paper and
get the ball rolling on the Mary F.

Mary F. Kell. Let's toast to that. Let's
toast to that.

Oh, my arm.

I'm crossing. I'm crossing.

Very good.

Where do you want to sit? You guys can
sit over here. Okay.

Give me your coat. I'll hang them up.

What are you drinking?

I can't drink too much. I know. You
really can't.

But you can have a little something.

And then maybe a couple of wines at
once.

That's a lot, no?

It is? I think so.

Bye. Hi, how are you? Good, thank you.

And there's wine and beer on the back.
Okay, thanks.

Not for me right now. Me and my mom,
things are not resolved ever since I

decided to try moderate drinking. But
she's kind of just accepting things,

obviously. I want my mom to be like, I'm
really happy with the decisions you're

making, Leah.

But I'm never going to get that.

I'm going to get the ceviche.

I'll get the grass -fed burger.

Burger, yes.

I'm going to get the big salad. It looks
like the connection between my

esophagus and my stomach is wearing out
a little because of acidic stuff.

I try to stay away from the orange juice
and all that stuff. I didn't know that

Dad... The esophagus.

The groin is a little wearing out now
between the stomach and the esophagus.

Honestly, you need a complete lifestyle
change where you're going to start

juicing and eating vegan. No, no, no. He
doesn't need that. This smells nice. He

doesn't need that.

Yum, yum.

He doesn't need that.

I have a little bit of both of my
parents' qualities.

I'm not sure. I mean, I'm probably more
my father's daughter.

I would say.

So, um, did Sarah say anything about our
trip to Rhode Island at all? You're the

one you spill your guts to me. Sarah's a
little quieter.

The trip did turn into a disaster.

I had a lot of, like, steam to blow off.
And I thought I could, like, maybe do

it there with these women and feel safe.
And I was, like, jumping around and

doing cartwheels. We were in the gym?

No, we were having a dinner outside.

Mom, everyone was pounding dirty
martinis, you know? I did not do

differently than they do. These are not
ladies who lunch and they act so prim

and proper all the time.

They're freaking wild.

But after that night, they turned it
into, we're scared of her, she's acting

crazy. Were you getting nasty?

No, I don't do that.

Oh, I got nasty the next day, yes, but
that's after I was pushed to get nasty.

I think you just...

I totally agree with my mother. It is a
slippery slope. And I really think that

for my mom, when she hears I'm drinking
again, it's just like a trigger for her.

It's almost like she has PTSD from my
teenage years. You don't trade your

health and your sobriety for stupid
reasons.

You know, I like to escape once in a
while. We just want to escape, you know

what I mean? Well, if you have the genes
that are leading you with alcoholic

tendencies, part of the slippery slope.
So it's your fault.

Oh, God. So it's both of your guys'
fault, right? My genes? I guess my genes

aren't that hot, right?

Coming up.

You protest that you're not together.

But we're not together. You're just
people on the weekend.

Well, here we go. It's still the tea
party.

Look at this. It's so nice. I did.

Where's Luann? I thought we were
throwing this together.

What are we going to do about this whole
situation?

Okay, I've got a great idea. My roof is
beautiful. I'm going to show you. I

think we should throw a beautiful tea
party, and the theme should be relax,

relate, reset.

Look, and I've got all the traditional
stuff.

The way I feel about this Newport
weekend, I just didn't come out of it

anything other than exhausted.

We seem to all be gathering in places,
but not all connecting.

So I thought, let's have tea where there
is no alcohol involved, which is always

a good thing for this group.

All right, I've got to do a little deep
breathing meditation.

Remember, listen before you speak.

Well, I'll just steal it all out. You
know what I mean? Yeah, just, you know,

you'll get the feeling for it. I have.

kind of a knot in my throat.

I know if I don't take the high road,
there's not ever going to be a

reconciliation.

And also, I was wrong to throw the
ravioli.

Hey, how are you?

Oh, look at you. You look gorgeous.

I was hoping you were going to come and
help. I know. Sorry, honey. I'm here.

Put me to work. I'm ready. Hi.

The word co -host for Luann.

I don't know what it means.

You are so pretty in pink.

Oh, hello.

Hi. Oh, my God. I love you, this woman.

Okay, I'm going to put my thing on. Do I
look like a Miss Christian girl? I'm

ready for church. Welcome to the, thank
you, British Tea Party. Hello. Hi. Hi,

how are you? Good. Come on, come on,
come on.

Is there any special seating?

No, I'm going to sit here. Okay. And
then we're going to sit here. I'll sit

here. And then, yeah.

It is ironic that both Dorinda and Luann
are throwing a proper tea party with

crumpets and scones, and we're all
dressed so nicely.

Maybe they're trying to teach Leah a few
things.

Yeah, that's perfect. Oh, yeah, that's
perfect.

Oh,

I feel like I'm in London right now.
This is so exciting.

So who are we missing, Sonia?

And Tinsley, where are those two? Are we
starting without them? We're starting

without them, right? Well, once you have
three or more, you're allowed.

Yeah, that's correct.

The tea's excellent.

The tea's good, right? All right, so
since I have breakfast, I've been

around all day, I'll have the egg salad.

So, Ramona, I owe you an apology.

Really didn't want it to get to that
point, obviously.

No, you just disrupted the weekend.

But you know what? You're sorry for it,
and it's okay.

No, I'm open to hearing that. I just
walked away from that weekend very

emotionally upset, and I've never been
that way. All I would like from you, if

you're willing to, is just say, you know
what, let's put it behind us. I love

the invitation. It's a reset.

I'm sorry for being a certain way. But
it's important because I'm not

apologizing for who I am. I'm
apologizing for what I did. If that's

behavior, then that scares me. Is that
my normal behavior?

I mean, have you ever seen me act like
that?

Well, at her house out in the... Okay,

I'm not going to turn up anymore. I
couldn't sleep for four days.

I was exhausted from that weekend. Okay,
let's not get crazy. Well, I'm sorry, I

was. I mean, listen.

I was. We have all had our moments,
Ramona. Here's my coat.

Don't touch me.

Don't touch me. I'm going to kill you.
You know what, Kristen? This is two for

two now. You're a fucking bitch.

Just get out of my face.

You're not living in Downton Abbey now.
I mean, let's not get carried away.

I'm not getting carried away. You're not
giving her a bone here.

Give the girl a break. She's extending
the scone.

Give her some jam.

All right, Leah, I just want to go for
it. I'm going to say this between you

I. I would like to go for it. Let me
give you a hug.

Let's go forward, okay? Let's not
backtrack. That's better.

Relax,

relax,

reset.

Because you're a good girl. I mean,
we've had some great moments together.

So let's just have more of those great
moments together.

Leah's apology, I know she meant it, but
it's not quite what I wanted to hear.

But you know what? I'm forgiving her.
Why?

I have a soft spot with her. I just
don't know what it is. It just is.

you can't explain it, right? It just is.

I'm like a crybaby.

That's all good. That's all good.

I cry easy too sometimes. This one's a
big softie, you know. This one's a big

softie.

I'm emotional,

which I don't know why, actually. All my
mommy issues are like...

being projected onto our relationship.

It's like really weird.

Leah, we'll get through this. It'll be
okay.

Well, thanks for showing up.

Where do you want me, darling? Look at
you. I'm going to put you, I think,

here. Okay, good.

Wow, look at everyone. You look
gorgeous.

My hat's over there. I wish we had the
clotted cream, but we don't have it. We

don't need the clotted cream.

I have a full trope.

Oh,

my God. That was awesome.

Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. My car just
arrived, and then I just jumped in.

you look beautiful.

Thank you.

Oh, my God, you look literally like a
Barbie right now.

Oh, thank you. It's great.

Getting dressed up and being able to put
my hair up and wear pink and have a tea

party and puppy sleeves, oh, my God,
this is, like, the most exciting thing

ever. I love it.

You know what we're going to do now?

It's a little British style. We're going
to all get up and move, change seats,

so we all sit by someone different. Oh.

Okay, we're all going to change seats so
we all get to know someone. All right,

I'll just move over here.

I'll go at the end.

Well, now I'm close to $2. I feel you. I
don't know what it is. You touch a

special place in me. You really do.

I want to just talk to you about one
thing. I want to talk to you privately,

I don't want to talk around with people.
It's nothing bad.

Can I take my teeth?

Two seconds.

Oh, my God. I don't know what they're
talking about.

So.

I don't want to approach you
aggressively or anything.

You were in Niagara Falls with Scott.

I know that for a fact. I need you to
tell them that you're seeing him. But

not seeing him.

I don't want to approach you
aggressively right there.

You were in Niagara Falls with Todd.

I know that for a fact.

I need you to tell them that you're
seeing him. But I'm not seeing him. I

him in Toronto.

And then we flew over to Niagara Falls.
It was a two -day thing.

And you know what? Look, first of all,
here's the thing. I don't care.

It just seems incredibly deceptive. Why?

I know someone that knew someone that
sent me a picture about Tinsley spending

the weekend in Niagara Falls with Scott.
Once again, why are we lying about

this? What is the big secret about it?
You know when places are really, really

rocky? And did you tell me every little
detail? I told you I always told them.

No, you do not tell us details. You
protest that you're not together. But

not together.

So you just beat them on the weekend?

We do.

By the way, we literally went and had a
really, really good time.

I am hopeful that it would turn into
something.

Well, I think you need to tell them. I'm
going to leave it to you.

I'm going to leave it to you. I don't
want to be mean.

I'm a person. I have a life. I don't
share every single detail of my life and

nor do you. So don't put me on blast and
act like I don't open up. I'm very

open. I'm very honest.

I didn't want to say anything because I
don't think that I need to right now.

Okay. Apparently, it was something that
was very, like, you know, private and

quiet, yet she... I don't really feel
that I need to...

say to anybody if I happen to see an ex
-boyfriend this past weekend? I don't

think that I need to share that right
now because... You're back with Scott?

I'm not back with Scott, but I did see
him.

That was Toronto.

Then we flew to Niagara Falls for like a
couple hours. Hensley, going back out

with Scott is a huge move in your life.

And I need to share it right now? I
understand why you didn't say anything.

didn't want to hear any negative
comments. You don't want to hear our

I don't understand.

I don't really care that Tinsley didn't
tell me or not. It's her private

business, and it's the first time she's
seen him in a long time, and she didn't

want to share it because, again, she
doesn't want to hear the beef,

from Dorinda. And, of course, Dorinda's
like, oh, I'm the detective.

I know she did this and she did this.
Like, Dorinda, really?

Like, that's so concerned about Tinsley?

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Now that we
know, can we know how it went? It went

actually, okay? Like, it did.

Why? Because I don't think it's going to
end up.

Well, like always.

So I don't know.

If history has told me anything with us,
we always break up. But, you know, you

got to do what you got to do to try to
get what you want in life. In the end of

the day, I want to be with Scott.

That's what I want. I want Scott.

I love the man. I've tried to get away
from him. I have tried my best.

You should just be with him. You should
be like, this is it. I want to do it.

Like, let's do it. Just do it. You know
what it's all about. You know what it's

all about. You know what it's all about.

Everything. The power of the pussy.

You got to get in there and call the
shots with this guy. You need to be

dude. You need to, yeah. Put a ring on
it, impregnate me right the f*** now or

it's a wrap.

Yes.

Boy, do you two know how to throw a tea
party?

Next time on The Real Housewives of New
York City. It's my birthday. Now it's

yours. It was my birthday. It was my
birthday and her birthday too. So I'll

bring the cake for you.

Why are you crying?

I don't know what to say to me. But
mommy, it's happy and everything is

changing.

We've been waiting for you.

I finally found the man of my dreams.

We should make it toast.

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