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Previously, on The Real Housewives of New York City. Do you guys have Red

Yeah. Oh, I'll have a Red Bull. I didn't drink for nine years, and I started

again maybe six months ago.

Don't get all socially with me! Maybe this is why Leah stopped drinking for a

while. I'm looking into for all of us to go to Newport for a couple of days,

like a three -hour drive.

Oh, Newport's gorgeous.

I think what you love to do is do well, but not better than me. I don't need her

to be knocking me down. I need you to be building me up. I need you. I don't

want to be alone again. I don't agree.

Well, I'm afraid I'm going to be alone forever, so I can relate to that, okay?

I'm going to be alone forever.

Boy, you got a two -bedroom.

I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong.

I'm no one's accessory. I'm the whole lifestyle brand.

I don't need to find love.

I love myself.

I may float like a butterfly, but I sting like a bitch.

Life isn't a fairy tale, but I'm hoping mine's the exception.

Raise the curtain, lower the lights. I'm taking center stage in my life.

Hey, baby.

Oh, I know.

Oh, don't make me mad. Seriously, you don't get to come on this trip.

This, I don't think, is going to work for a new port right now.

Stripes are always a good option.

Oh, I don't know what I'd do without you, Matthew. So here's this swimsuit. I

thought this was a good theme. Look.

Sisterhood, because we're all getting along so well.

Oh, yeah, I need this. This is my hormones. This keeps me nice and

This is the patch I put on my belly.

And this, I won't tell you where it goes.

Can you see me?

Where are you in a tanning bed?

I'm doing something for my stomach to make it more toned. So I'm packing right

now for Newport. I'm excited.

Yeah, we're going to have a really good time.

Newport is like a very she -she place.

Great shops, great oysters, great restaurants.

A lot of atmosphere.

It's like a Southampton, but minier. Bring a bathing suit just in case we go

into a jacuzzi or something. Absolutely. I'll make sure I bring my smallest

bikini possible.

Look what they're doing. They're retiling this.

Yeah, I know. Was this where the water came right here? And they're going to

remove this because the whole thing shifted, so it doesn't close anymore.

The blood at Blue Stone Manor happened in January, and it took at least four

months to get it dried out. So now we're at the point where we can finally start

doing the external stuff, like putting the paint down the walls. You've got to

have some jewels. What color jewels, Brad? Depends on if you want it to be

Blue Stone Manor, blue. Yeah.

How you doing?

Hi. Hi.

I love you bring your own pillow. You are such a child. I have allergies. I

my pillows, too. What am I going to do? She's a baby.

That's like so rude.

I'm not because I'm a child. It's because I can't sleep on other people's

pillows. Oh, don't get all defensive.

She's a baby. She needs her pillow.

Newport is a place where a lot of people travel. But the Newport that I know is

a Newport that's very Palm Beach as well. They need their binky blanket and

their pillow.

My mom has a place in Newport, and everybody in Palm Beach in the winter

goes to Newport in the summer. I am so excited to go to a swanky hotel.

So where are we going? Okay, so we're going to Castle Hill. It's set up really

high on cliffs, and we each have our own rooms. I've got to tell you, right now

you look like you're like 25 years old.

I'm not kidding. I'm looking at you. It's freaking weird.

All right, back to the house.

She's trying to get one of the big ones.

There are no compliments. We'll get you everywhere.

So when we get there, they'll have, like, food and drinks, you know, like a

lunch, a nice lunch and stuff.

And then later on tonight, we're going to do, like, a lobster clam bake.

A lobster clam bake? What, for dinner or for lunch? For dinner.

Talk about Dorinda.

Dorinda has been kind of, like, being very edgy because, you know, it's her.

Ex -husband's anniversary of his death. Richard. No, it was his birthday. It was

his birthday. His birthday, right. His birthday. His anniversary is this week.

She's in a very bad place, and she's been very bitchy to everybody.

And I wanted to show her that we care for her. She's probably already there at

the spa.

From the first day, huh? Yes, welcome to Castle Hill, Ellen. Well, then I get

the best room. It's a pleasure to have you. There you go.

Oh, my God, that is alcohol.

All right, why not? We're at the beach.

Do you know I used to stay here with my late husband?

Did you really?

Well, welcome back. Thank you.

Are we almost there yet?

No, darling. We have another two hours. Want to play a game? Like, I spy with my

little eye. No, that's boring.

No, let's play a game. Most humbling moment.

I'll start. I was walking up 3rd Avenue, and there were all these construction

workers, and these guys start yelling, Oh, my God, I love you. Marry me. You're

beautiful. I looked behind me. They weren't talking to me.

What, the guy?

Pita. Oh, I also have a fruit salad that the pita chip made.

Oh, a little pita chip. They had their first intimate moment. Our clothes were

on, but, like, there was heavy petting. And then the next day, we had

reservations to go out to eat that night. 3 .30 rolls around, he still

texted me.

I had a rough past couple days.

I said, you have an aloof and irreverent attitude towards my time.

It's respect.

That is respect. And I said, if he was a real man, he would call me by now. And

then I said, maybe he also likes to suck me. Oh, my God. Leah gets worked by the

second.

Even after seven years of therapy, when I start feeling vulnerable, basically,

I'm a psycho bitch.

I was trying to hide my psycho bitch from Peter Chip, and he saw it. And I'm

happy about it.

Can the rooms, like, fit two people in them?

What do you mean? You looking for a man?

No, actually, my sister is a new mom, and I would really love to invite her.

She's got a seven -month -old baby.

No, no, no.

No, no, no. No, no, no.

I'd love to have her. She's so fun.

Yeah. Why not? I love her. She's amazing. You're so mean.

Why are you being a hater?

Why are you so scared of one person coming on the trip? She's awesome.

Because I'm a planner. I'm a control freak. Look at her with her ruler and

pencil.

Maybe you need to relax a little and think about it.

I don't know. I mean, I'll think about it. I'm not sure. The one thing I'm

really good at, I know who works off of who. And right now, we've been in a very

tenuous rope.

And to bring on a new personality to this already turbulent group, should we

say, would be not good energy.

All right, so what's the consensus on this? We're thinking about it. Mom, you

look so like you're 30 years old today.

ahead kiddo so pretty i didn't really wear the right shoes i don't know what i

was thinking you know i'd be four pounds thinner wearing these shoes that i

gained i don't know all right thank you oh my gosh that's so sweet welcoming

drinks that is so fantastic wow wow okay so we're checking in i'm ramona we are

all

I'm not even sitting down yet and the vagina's starting.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. Hi. What a beautiful face. Good. Isn't it so pretty?

I don't like fighting with anybody. I'm happy to get a hello from Dorinda. She

seems that she's going to be approachable. And let's just end this

Wow, look at these lobster.

What?

Amazing.

Leah, you're not eating? I have some oysters.

That's it?

She's delicious lobster.

She's full.

I'm honestly just really not that hungry right now. Don't eat the roll. Just eat

the lobster. It's so good. I'm not dieting. I'm just really not that

I'm not hungry. And I don't feel good about myself. And I'm just not in the

headspace to be going on a girl's trip. But here we go. I definitely love those

sunglasses. Oh, thank you.

So, obviously, this is your trip that you put together. I didn't mean to just

bring it on you, but I think that you would love my sister. If it was anything

like you, I'm sure I'd like her. She's so much like me, and you're going to

her, I promise you that. Okay, tomorrow for dinner she can come. Thank you.

You're welcome.

And you smell like sunscreen. It's great.

What are you doing? My sister's going to come tomorrow. You have to meet my

sister. No, she's in the city. I didn't really want her to come.

She didn't want her to come, but...

I kind of talked her into it because she says I'm going to take a vote tonight.

Wait. No,

I did not. I can rescind. I can rescind. You invited Elise and you're not even

talking to her.

She knows people.

Leah's sister has never really met or hung out with anyone in the group. Elise

is a woman that I've known for literally 20 years. So it's not like I'm throwing

a different mix because she's been hanging out with us.

If she could come.

When we say we're going on a girl's trip, we mean our clique of girls. We

even know her sister.

We would have needed to all discuss this in advance and make it like a bring

your sister trip.

Don't divert the conversation.

Off of Ramona. Guess what? She's not coming. You know what? She's not coming.

Don't want her here. Don't forget it. No, you're being rude, and I don't want

her here. I'm not being rude. Yes, you are. You are. You know, I don't want her

here. You can stick her in your room.

Thanks, Dorinda.

I think it's important for Leah to have her sister here. She's new to the group.

She's a single mom that wants to maybe hang out with her sister. Big deal. Who

cares?

Tinsley, what do you say?

You don't get a guess. I love your sister. Sonia, you're saying no? You're

hater? I'm a hater.

You know what? I'm going like a feeling. I don't want to hear it. When I get

people together, it's almost like doing music.

Dorinda said yes. I don't really care. Tinsley said yes. Sonia said no. What is

Luann saying?

What do you care? I mean, there's a bunch of girls in any case. Look at me.

Thank

you,

Ramona. I really appreciate it. Honestly, thank you. I'm looking forward

meeting her.

All right, guys, let's move out to the room. All right, let's go.

Coming up.

Leah, I would love to meet your sister at another time.

These are the cottages or these are the houses? These are the houses. Oh, nice.

We're very excited.

Oh, there's the houses. All right, so who's who? Do we know?

Hi.

Oh, my God, I love your glasses. They're so cool.

Where do we go?

Teetle, Doma, Teetle.

Teetle, Doma, Teetle.

Oh, we're next to each other. I'm in 35.

This is so beautiful. Look at this.

Look at that rock.

It's like someone placed it there, right? Yeah, it's perfect.

I brought a pillow because I get, like, really weirdly allergic to things. So I

hope that my pillow is somewhere here. But this is so pretty.

Unless you want to be privy to something scary, I suggest you leave it. All

right. Oh, okay.

Where's the clicker?

Oh, my God.

Oh, the sea.

horny again, don't you? No. Maybe we could get our mojo gone again.

Hi.

I spoke to the girls, and Ramona was like, if your sister's anything like

I'm happy to have her, and I can't wait to meet her.

Sarah,

this place is gorgeous.

I can't wait.

Yeah. Talk to you later.

Black was better?

Yeah. So, let's talk about... How did Leah... Get me to say okay to her sister

coming. You didn't say okay. I said no.

You said okay.

Why'd you say okay?

I don't know. I felt pressured. Who gets to invite someone? We're seven girls.

Nobody gets a plus one.

Right. Who is she to get a plus one? I don't know.

Ramona should have thought first before she said yes. That's what Ramona does.

She says yes, and then she rescinds the invitation.

She wasn't thinking.

So can you have my back? Yeah. Because I'm going to tell her tonight I don't

want her to come.

I got you. And you're going to say it's like it's bullshit.

I'm not bringing my sister. I'm not bringing this person. I'm not bringing

person. I love that person.

Leah just pressured me into saying yes. I feel like sometimes she's my little

girl. Mommy, can't she come and play with me?

No. I know I said yes, but I'm just realizing the dynamic will not be good.

Oh, hi.

Hi, honey.

Hi. Oh, my God. Hi.

I'm out of breath.

I don't know why.

I just hope that she doesn't get me naked like she did in the

Hamptons, because I'm not in for that anymore.

In Newport, we do not burp. In Newport, we don't burp. In Newport, there is a

rule. In Newport, we don't even pee.

Get in, clam bag girl.

Okay,

we're heading to the restaurant, so don't bother coming to our room because

we're impatient.

I'm more f***ed about me and him not being friends anymore. That's what's

killing me.

I mean, this guy is really upsetting Leah, and so I just hope she doesn't go

the deep end.

Hopefully. It smells like a Jelena in here. Oh, no. Hi.

No, no.

Did you sleep?

No. Well, it looks like while I've been taking my afternoon nap, Leah. started a

little early it just smells like rich oh my god oh yeah sure oh my god well

i want to make it special for you girls it looks like we're getting married

again it's a wedding of friendship a celebration of friendship that's what i

want like leave your sister oh hi it's amazing i'll have this beautiful oh god

so i'm just flirting with the guys already wow beautiful

They went without us. They got impatient.

She better not be mad at anybody.

Because you know what? This is a judgment -free zone, and this is a party

right now. Well, okay.

I got crowns for us. You do? Wait, can you hold this? Crowns? Because I want to

celebrate our friendship, because we're all princesses that have deserved the

stars in the sky. It's reminding me of the lyrics of Phil and Giovanni. Hell

with Countess, now I'm queen.

So I get a crown. That's enough Giovanni for tonight.

Oh, my God.

There's the dude.

So let's dive into the Leah thing. Okay, I'm not happy about the Leah thing. I

don't want her to come. No, but I just don't understand.

After you planned this trip, why did you say, oh, can my sister come?

Earlier I was like, oh, the more the merrier. And then I'm thinking about it,

reflecting. It's like she should have asked you before.

Thank you. And she brings it up like last minute, like today.

The all -inclusive girl that I am is like, why not? The more the merrier. And

then I thought about it, and I thought it was.

Kind of rude because it was last minute. If she wanted to bring her sister, she

should have given more of a heads up.

I'm going to say I'd love to meet your sister at another time. Yes. And I'll

host Cocktails and Conversations with you and her. I'd love to meet her, too.

There you go.

This is so pretty.

Isn't it gorgeous?

Oh, God, it's like a wedding. Okay.

Guys, let me just tell you now.

I hear Kimberly's screeching voice.

Are we vibing the same thing?

Turmex, obviously. Oh, yours got a hole in it, though. I like yours better.

Let's just cut a hole right here and see.

This is so beautiful.

This is gorgeous.

Wait, can I have a tear?

Yay!

This looks really pretty.

Ramona. What is this? It tastes like just water.

Yeah, I know. It does. It's basically just a shot of vodka, tons of club soda,

muddled mint, and a lime. It's very refreshing.

Yeah, honestly, excuse me, sir. Can you put maybe like two more shots of vodka?

No, I'm your mother.

Ramona, stop. Don't even start with shots. No, but at least one.

It's one shot of vodka.

Ramona's decided to not only mother Leah, who she barely knows, but to

in a way that Ramona doesn't monitor herself.

Like, why do you care? We're on vacation.

Leave the girl alone.

This is my weekend to do whatever I want. I don't even actually know what

is. Fine, baby, fine. I don't care. Who cares?

I need two shots in that because it's time.

Dorinda! Fine, I thought you were covering the alcoholic.

She's not. What?

Coming up.

How are you feeling?

Good. Yeah? Yeah. A little hungover? That's like how I actually want to be

all the time.

Really?

She's a recovering alcoholic.

She didn't drink for seven years. It doesn't mean that she was an alcoholic.

I mean, she chose to not drink. There is a difference. And now she wants a

double shot. You can't say that somebody is an alcoholic. I said recovering.

She said she was. She's not a recovering alcoholic.

Hello. Her body is not used to alcohol.

She's fine. We're all in a safe environment, Ramona.

Ramona loves it quick to judge.

Besides not eating, she wants another shot and another shot. I mean, Leah,

you're over -consuming too quickly.

She can't say you're recovering if you don't stop. Oh, my God, Ramona, what are

you saying about me behind my back while I'm there getting a drink? Lower your

voice. I'm not going to curse. No, stop.

I'm not going to curse at all. Excuse me. Because you will see that I can

express myself.

The point is that she is not an alcoholic, like you just said.

She just poured more alcohol into her drink. Okay, you didn't drink for seven

years. You told me your mother was upset.

It was actually nine years. Okay, I'm like your other mother. So when you

I need three shots of buck in my drink. I got worried. I got upset, okay?

I understand that you are my elder. I am being respectful.

You're my surrogate mother, but I'm good. Don't worry about me.

I'm feeling suffocated. And honestly, if I wasn't just...

So intent on getting my sister out here and worried about staying in Ramona's

good graces, I would probably blow up on her.

You want to sit there? Sit there.

Sonia sits here. I don't care where I sit as long as I sit.

As long as you have a place at the table, baby, right?

Oh, that looks so good.

If you want to compete with the other bartender, you're going to give her a

triple shot. Hey, Sonia.

Sonia Rita.

I'm helping and assisting. Can we talk to you? Come here.

All right, I'm coming.

Hi. I need your backup. She's probably coming tonight.

How do I do it now? I'm not going to do it at the table in front of everybody.

I think we do it on the end of the table.

Why section her out? No, because then she'll get the other girls in front of

them.

Why are you doing that?

Am I putting this on right?

I guess not. You're a hater and you're mean.

You're a hater. Meaner, meaner. No, we're dumb and dumber.

Don't break it. Oh, my God. Give me that back. Don't touch the shrimp straw bag.

I can understand Leah drinking a little more to sort of make herself feel more

comfortable because she's an unconventional girl in a very

I get it. But this strategy is not working.

You are against all convention.

Just sit here and eat your soup.

Tinsley, don't tell me what to do, bitch.

Guess what, Tinsley? I don't need you to tell me what I need to do. You're

embarrassing Tinsley.

Tinsley, am I going to get thrown out of Rhode Island?

Tinsley, am I going to get thrown out?

I'm going to give a toast. I'm going to give a toast. Relax, kids.

Relax. I'm good. I'm good.

I'm having more fun than I've had in a month and a half.

I have to say. Oh,

these are squishy boobs.

Hey, hey, hey, Sonia. All right, I'm sorry. I'm taking advantage of the

situation.

All right, I'm going to sit down. Oh, my God. I thought Sonia would have my back

on this one.

But what is she doing now?

Frolicking around, playing with Leah.

I'm going to be in trouble. She's encouraging Leah to act this way.

Can you go sit in your seat?

You're actually very rude. I am not making you uncomfortable.

Are you kidding me? You know what?

All right, guys, I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to make everybody uncomfortable.

I'm sorry.

I'm going to go over here, and I'm not going to make... I'm going to make

everybody uncomfortable.

I'm going to make everybody uncomfortable now. I'm here, guys.

Sonia, I mean, Ramona, I'm here.

Get their names right. I know they're both blonde, but get it right. I know

Leah wants to hang with the girls, but she has been sober a lot longer than I

have. She can't drink as much as she used to.

Thank you for arranging this.

I'm just doing this because I just feel it and I want to do it. Okay, listen to

me. Ramona, I'm sorry, Mom.

Stop calling her Mom. It's freaking me out. Oh, my God.

I really thought that we were, like, really good friends. I really love you.

love you. I can see it. I can see it.

And I'm sorry. Oh, my God. Are you having a moment?

Yeah. Okay. Shh. You're having a moment.

Sharona's going to yell at me. Stop.

You're having a moment. Okay, ready? Tell her.

Let's go. Leah, come.

Leah. No, Leah. You're freaking out.

That's what you do, huh?

But it's not even about the TV.

And I want to just say in response to it, I've thought about it, and I've got

this life coach about it. Don't ever try to steal me away from it.

I'm trying to do it. It bothers my heart. You know, my delivery is

if anything, you know, I want to give a costly tip because I think you have so

much to give. Come, come, come, come.

I'm tough.

So I think I was just trying to be like, I want the best. Sonia, if you try to

drag me out to the Morgan Yacht, I will kill you.

I don't want to go.

Sonia!

You know, okay, and I want that.

We have something to tell you. We have something to tell you. I don't want to

on the yacht.

It's late.

The soup is getting cold. I want to go on the big yacht. Leah, Leah, Leah.

I would love to meet your sister at another time.

Oh, hell no, bitch.

Don't go there. Don't go there, Ivona. She's not coming.

Leah, Leah, Leah.

What? I would love to meet your sister at another time. But another time. Oh,

hell no.

I'm a very engaged person.

I eat what I think. I think what I live. I was doing it from like a cautionary

tale thing. Stop. Don't do it. Maybe I'm wrong.

And, you know, my life's like your life. I'm going to have a party, a cocktail

conversation.

Cocktails and conversation. That's what.

My sister's already on the way. She's on the way tomorrow.

She is.

Don't yell. Oh, my God.

That's just to have a reset. But let me tell you, this is awesome.

I feel like I'm in Groundhog Day with Tennessee. I just don't have the energy.

just want to watch Leah destroy the place.

Okay, I don't want you to hide. Leah, come on. How could you lie to my sister

and tell her?

She was on the spot. She didn't know what to say. Leave the flowers alone.

Don't touch the flowers.

Ramona's timing is really bad. Leah is already going bonkers.

I did not expect this reaction.

She's out of her mind. No one's getting murdered here or getting their head

chopped off. I just said she can't come. I got to get away from her. She's out

of control.

Ramona, can I talk to you for a minute? No, I don't want to talk to you. We're

scared now.

Ramona, I need to talk to you right now. Right this second. Please, I need to

talk to you right this second.

Please, I'm going to get so upset.

You're a little out of control right now.

Nobody's ever been out of control.

I can't deal with shells right now. No, no, no. Come on. Get over here. What?

Come on. Come on.

Oh, my God.

She may have a split personality. I've seen it on TV. They used to say about me

that I was the gangster with the blonde hair and blue eyes. This girl is like,

she's another level.

It's like one minute she's like, hey, how you doing? She's like, put the

down now.

We can put the chair down now.

I got a girl.

I want to talk to you. Don't cry. Seriously, please. I don't want you to

Are you kidding me? No, no, no, no. No,

no, no, no.

Can you just listen to me? Pretend you're at yoga. Breathe in.

Breathe out.

Ramona makes people crazy.

But in all fairness, Ramona felt put on the spot.

I mean, did you ever capitulate to something you really didn't want to do,

then it kind of gnaws away at you, and you start thinking, but I don't want to

do this.

I know Leah's taking this personally, but the truth is, this was Leah's

opportunity to get to know the girls on a deeper level, and asking to bring her

sister was a really bad idea.

Wow. Seriously, Tennessee, what's going on with your friend over there?

First of all, I mean, She can handle herself.

She's fine. No, she can't. She can't handle herself, quite clearly. She's

on the floor. She's ruined the flowers.

She's been hanging on to the drapes. She needs a little help from her friends.

She's not used to draping. Neither am I, but have you ever seen me behave that

way? Ever?

We've all done some crazy in the past, but Leah's kind of crazy. It's kind of

shocking because she's new to the group, and we're just not used to her kind of

crazy. My days of the Bushes are not over just yet, darling.

I'm really, like, really kind of weird about the people I hang out with. Same.

I'm not feeling comfortable with your sister coming. I don't want her here. I

don't want to change the dynamic. All right, honestly, if my sister's not

allowed here, then I'm not staying here, so I'm done.

If my sister's not allowed here, then I'm not staying.

Honestly, I swear to God, that's it. If my sister's not allowed here, I am not

staying. I'm not staying. We can't invite her last minute. It's too late.

Leah, please.

Yes, you can.

Never mind, you can't.

Listen to me. Listen to me.

Tell me yes or no. I don't care.

Are you kidding me?

Where's the bathroom? Go in the bathroom.

These bitches aren't worth crying for. Hell no.

Even though I don't think it was the right thing for Leah to ask us to accept

her sister on our girls' trip, it's making me upset to see Leah upset. At

point, just let her bring her sister. We're going to push her over the brink.

Leah! Sit down.

Leah. Leah, I know. Leah, I went to the ladies' room and I thought about it. I'm

going to work it out. Leah, I have to live out of my box.

Your sister's welcome.

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry.

All right, you know what? Leah's new to the group. She loves her sister.

Maybe I'm being too ridiculous.

I don't want her to be so upset.

Fine. I'll switch my mind again for the third time.

Sorry I hurt your feelings.

And I realize I have to, like, give up my bullshit of, like, trying to control

the situation.

And it's okay.

Okay, so don't cry, okay? I want you to be happy. Stop the crying.

Okay. There's nothing to cry about, baby. Don't cry.

You're done crying.

Good. No more crying. You taught me something.

Why am I such a control freak? Obviously, I meant a lot to you. And you

lot to me. You know what? I got to change my mind.

Thank you.

Coming up.

Tinsley, you're a materialistic, superficial slut.

Ramona, don't you judge Tinsley. Say you're sorry.

Oh, yeah.

Good morning, world.

Wave, speak to me.

Oh, how beautiful is this? I love it.

Let me call Leah, see how she's doing this morning.

Hi. How's it going?

Well, I'm actually, wait, where are you?

I'm in my room. I know exactly how she woke up. Guilt, fear, embarrassment, all

those wonderful feelings of a night of drinking and losing your shit. It's

happened to me many times.

But you know what? See the Capitol Hill? It's not burned down. So, you're good,

Leah. You feel okay?

I feel great.

Oh, good.

I like, you're my kind of girl. All about the new day.

Is your sister coming or not? Did you get clarity on that? I have my own

clarity, which is she is coming.

Correct. I'm coming down there for one minute. I'll come up. I'll come to the

house. I'll come to the house. I want to put my feet in the water. Oh, you have

to. It's amazing.

I don't remember anything from last night, but... Let's go in. I actually

up feeling like I had released all this energy.

Yes! I didn't come on this trip in the best state of mind.

It's glorious.

I'm not proud, but whatever happened last night was therapeutic, and I'm just

ready to enjoy Rhode Island.

All right, let's go up and get coffee.

I've already been up three hours.

How'd you sleep, Sonia? Great. I feel great.

I know, me too.

We're the only ones that can drink up a storm and wake up fresh as a daisy.

Oh, get the door back. That may be a lease, Sonia. Okay.

Hi. Oh, you guys aren't even dressed yet. But we're lounging. We like to

in the morning.

What time did you wake up?

Well, I wasn't drinking, so I woke up at a normal hour. How are you feeling?

I don't know how I'm feeling. No, I feel pretty good. And I know Leah was a

little out of control.

A little out of control?

Leah was in need of an exorcism. I do think it was wrong for her to ask.

to bring her sister on this trip. Because it is an intimate trip. And she

you on this spot.

However, once you said yes, then you shouldn't have rescinded. I like Leah.

I really do.

But Leah has two sides. The crazy side and the regular side.

We don't need the crazy side.

Save it for your other young friends.

Hopefully with her sister here, maybe she'll be out of control. Maybe she'll

a good influence on it. What do you think the sister's going to be like?

beautiful.

We've got to get ready.

Yeah, you guys get ready.

You can sit here and wait, but we've got to get ready. We're going to go

shopping in town, so you're dressed perfectly. Let's put some jeans on and

boots. We've got to work off those cookies and burgers we ate last night. I

cannot. We are not ordering food tonight, late night.

That's so not my diet.

This one hurt?

I'm starving.

Are you guys ready?

Hello. Girls?

Yep. Hi, you guys ready?

Yep. Hey.

Hi. You guys ready? Yeah. We're so ready. Okay, cool. Let me get my purse.

How are you feeling?

Good. Yeah? Yeah. A little hungover?

No. No?

No. Isn't that weird? Yeah, that is weird. I'm assuming you were wasted last

night.

Yeah, like in like zero to 100.

Honestly, that is me. Yeah, that is me. But I mean, the alcohol fueled it. But

that's kind of like how I actually want to be like all the time. You want to be

like that all the time? Yes, but I just like contain myself.

Really? Really?

And then like, do you wonder like why the guys think you're a crazy chick? Oh

God, the judge is here.

Oh boy.

Leah and I are actually strangely quite alike.

And you know what? Who cares?

None of us should be judged by one night.

Look at the group. Really?

The psychiatrist is alive.

All right, are you ready, Ramona?

How are you feeling today?

I feel great.

Do you remember what happened last night? Of course I remember. She said

actually the natural state of mind.

Come on, bring it on.

Bring it on.

The psychiatrist, the psychologist.

I've never seen anyone have fun. You have pink in your hair. That was fun?

I don't want to be like that all the time, but I saw the way that these women

were at the orchard.

And in the Hamptons.

I thought that I was allowed to chug 10 martinis and lose my mind.

How are you feeling this morning?

How are you? Now you want to wonder why the men aren't... Yeah.

Like, that's not the issue. I don't think she's going to be giving

advice to you. And then Dorinda's like, oh, you're getting all judgy. Don't go

judging her and psychoanalyzing her. I knew that Dorinda was going to be

sticking up for us. Why is Dorinda defending behavior? I don't know.

Because Dorinda goes off the rails, too. She will call out behavior that she

doesn't like, but if anyone else calls it out, she's like... Yeah, that's true.

Don't you judge!

Kinsey, you're a materialist!

Don't you judge, Tinsley. Say you're sorry.

Oh, how cute is this?

Oh my gosh, look at Leah.

She's wearing leopard. You are too.

We're twitting.

It's a little cold in here. You know what I mean? Like the ACs are blasting.

Thank you.

Thank you.

You're a little harsh back there. Me?

Yeah. But I'm your biggest fan when you do normal. When you do crazy, I'm like a

little taken back. But that's me.

I'm learning that.

But I would never do it at home with my child. Oh, my God. What would you do if

you ended up with a mini -me? If she behaved like that? Oh, she's never going

be like that. But what if she does?

I mean, I'd probably ground her.

Right, but what message are you sending her? Why would you ground her? You know

what? I wouldn't ground her.

Oh, my God. Stop with the swearing. I can actually swear and say whatever I

to, Ramona. Thank you.

I love your glass, too.

No, I'm good. Thank you. But I think Leah needs a glass.

She needs more than that.

Me and Elise have not had enough interactions that make it appropriate

to be in my business.

That's kind of bloody Mary.

Do you want to do that right here? I'm honestly going to, like, leave the trip.

Like, I'm done. My daughter's 12 years old. How are you going to ask how I

feel if she got wasted?

We're not there yet.

Don't bring my kid up.

Oh, my God. No.

No. I'm not. I'm not. I just need space.

You know what I mean? That's it. I'm fine. I'm not going to go there.

No, I'm here. I'm not going there. Don't talk about my daughter.

Okay. You know what I mean? That's fair.

Well, you must have misunderstood because you wouldn't.

No, no.

You wouldn't say anything about someone's... No.

Why are you in her business so much, Elise?

I don't want to talk about it. I'm sorry. Why are you in her business so

Elise? You are. You think you're... All of a sudden, you think that you are some

sort of great psychiatrist.

No, I don't. Yeah, you do. You're ready. You're prowling around for anyone to

make a mistake to pounce. I don't feel that. Is it true?

No. I don't want to be around the police.

I feel I need to stick up for Elise because I know she doesn't mean to do

She's trying to be helpful. But the girls don't like that. They just want to

have fun. So I'm feeling it for her. So can we all... break blood marys together

let's break bread what am i toasting to breaking bread together we're toasting

to being in a non -judging judge free zone judge free zone well as long as

people behave themselves i don't want to be embarrassed in newport not afraid to

be embarrassed anywhere else in the world why should newport be different

about the other i mean 51 states ramona just decided to be very hard on

leah And I don't understand why. First of all, the girl's like 20 years younger

than us. I mean, give her a break.

You know, we should be guiding her, not chastising her all the time. Can we

just, like, open this up a little bit?

She purposely came right here. One end, you can brush your teeth on the other

end. Yes, exactly.

I think young kids are fine, though. She didn't apologize about that. I'm sorry.

I don't like her behavior.

She told me everything she did. Dorinda is enabling us. It's actually horrible.

I'm not.

Enabling us?

What is happening right now? Ramona thinks you should apologize to her for

beautiful dinner party, the flowers. I'm sorry, but why don't you stand up here

so she can at least see your face?

Ramona, I'm the first person to say I'm sorry. You always apologize to me. I

always apologize. I always take accountability for my actions, and I

I did get very drunk last night. I enjoyed myself, but I'm sorry that I

you... So you think that's acceptable behavior?

I actually blacked it out. And I call it blackout. I blocked out your behavior

because it was so atrocious, I didn't want to remember it. It's very upsetting

to me. It really is. You grew up with chaos.

Going into Newport, I was angry at me, which is why I was drinking martinis

like apple juice.

And instead of people taking me in their arms or supporting me, I've just been,

like, jerked around about my sister coming. She can come. She can't come. It

feels like anything I do is wrong. Listen, I think maybe my behavior

Ramona's, like, trauma from her childhood, and that really breaks my

Honestly, like, the fact that maybe I triggered...

Something like that for you, like, kills me. No.

So I'm sorry. Oh, since you cut her a break, she's a single mom that's trying

really raise a child. She can't remember, so she says that she blocked

out.

Okay.

And now she's making this poor girl feel bad. Come on, this is a crock of shit.

Ramona's coming down really hard on Leah when God knows Ramona has not been an

angel. You're blocking this out because you were abused.

It has nothing to do. You don't remember a thing because you drank martinis.

Let's call it what it is. No, I didn't. You're making me feel so bad right now.

I know. It's awful.

You just made her feel that way. You know, you made her feel terrible for no

reason. That's not true.

You know what? You don't know how I feel what I think it was. I remember every

single thing from last night. You didn't block it out.

No, I blocked it out.

Dorinda and Luann grew up in a very loving home, okay?

I grew up in a war zone. My brother, raging alcoholic, totally dysfunctional.

How do you think I became not an alcoholic and a drug addict? I read my

and I blanked it out.

I was not going to stand by and let that bullshit go over. My intention was not

to make you feel bad.

What I'm trying to convey is, which I think is kind of cool, that I really

you, and I don't want to dislike you. That's all.

What I'm trying to say is... To be a different person? You know what I mean?

am who I am. I know, but then I don't know if I can... You might not like me

then. Do you know what I mean? Because I don't like that behavior.

Right, so you might not like me. So maybe you can curb it around me, or

not. I don't know. You know what? I don't know. We shall see.

Next time on The Real Housewives of New York City.

You okay?

Talk to me.

Yes, I just want to be left alone for a little bit.

I'm originally from Arkansas.

Arkansas? No way. I worked hard to plan this. Who

cares? I don't think.

I just threw a ravioli at her and I don't care. Sometimes you just gotta

ravioli. She threw a ravioli.

No, no. She did. Oh, I wish I stayed for that one.

I will marry Bethany, kill Ramona, and I will do Sonia. That's the classic

answer to that question.

You disrupted the weekend. I'm not apologizing for who I am.

You and I are false. I need you to tell them that you're seeing him. We're not

together.

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