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Previously, on The Real Housewives of
New York City. Do you guys have Red

Yeah. Oh, I'll have a Red Bull. I didn't
drink for nine years, and I started

again maybe six months ago.

Don't get all socially with me! Maybe
this is why Leah stopped drinking for a

while. I'm looking into for all of us to
go to Newport for a couple of days,

like a three -hour drive.

Oh, Newport's gorgeous.

I think what you love to do is do well,
but not better than me. I don't need her

to be knocking me down. I need you to be
building me up. I need you. I don't

want to be alone again. I don't agree.

Well, I'm afraid I'm going to be alone
forever, so I can relate to that, okay?

I'm going to be alone forever.

Boy, you got a two -bedroom.

I'm not always right, but I'm never
wrong.

I'm no one's accessory. I'm the whole
lifestyle brand.

I don't need to find love.

I love myself.

I may float like a butterfly, but I
sting like a bitch.

Life isn't a fairy tale, but I'm hoping
mine's the exception.

Raise the curtain, lower the lights. I'm
taking center stage in my life.

Hey, baby.

Oh, I know.

Oh, don't make me mad. Seriously, you
don't get to come on this trip.

This, I don't think, is going to work
for a new port right now.

Stripes are always a good option.

Oh, I don't know what I'd do without
you, Matthew. So here's this swimsuit. I

thought this was a good theme. Look.

Sisterhood, because we're all getting
along so well.

Oh, yeah, I need this. This is my
hormones. This keeps me nice and

This is the patch I put on my belly.

And this, I won't tell you where it
goes.

Can you see me?

Where are you in a tanning bed?

I'm doing something for my stomach to
make it more toned. So I'm packing right

now for Newport. I'm excited.

Yeah, we're going to have a really good
time.

Newport is like a very she -she place.

Great shops, great oysters, great
restaurants.

A lot of atmosphere.

It's like a Southampton, but minier.
Bring a bathing suit just in case we go

into a jacuzzi or something. Absolutely.
I'll make sure I bring my smallest

bikini possible.

Look what they're doing. They're
retiling this.

Yeah, I know. Was this where the water
came right here? And they're going to

remove this because the whole thing
shifted, so it doesn't close anymore.

The blood at Blue Stone Manor happened
in January, and it took at least four

months to get it dried out. So now we're
at the point where we can finally start

doing the external stuff, like putting
the paint down the walls. You've got to

have some jewels. What color jewels,
Brad? Depends on if you want it to be

Blue Stone Manor, blue. Yeah.

How you doing?

Hi. Hi.

I love you bring your own pillow. You
are such a child. I have allergies. I

my pillows, too. What am I going to do?
She's a baby.

That's like so rude.

I'm not because I'm a child. It's
because I can't sleep on other people's

pillows. Oh, don't get all defensive.

She's a baby. She needs her pillow.

Newport is a place where a lot of people
travel. But the Newport that I know is

a Newport that's very Palm Beach as
well. They need their binky blanket and

their pillow.

My mom has a place in Newport, and
everybody in Palm Beach in the winter

goes to Newport in the summer. I am so
excited to go to a swanky hotel.

So where are we going? Okay, so we're
going to Castle Hill. It's set up really

high on cliffs, and we each have our own
rooms. I've got to tell you, right now

you look like you're like 25 years old.

I'm not kidding. I'm looking at you.
It's freaking weird.

All right, back to the house.

She's trying to get one of the big ones.

There are no compliments. We'll get you
everywhere.

So when we get there, they'll have,
like, food and drinks, you know, like a

lunch, a nice lunch and stuff.

And then later on tonight, we're going
to do, like, a lobster clam bake.

A lobster clam bake? What, for dinner or
for lunch? For dinner.

Talk about Dorinda.

Dorinda has been kind of, like, being
very edgy because, you know, it's her.

Ex -husband's anniversary of his death.
Richard. No, it was his birthday. It was

his birthday. His birthday, right. His
birthday. His anniversary is this week.

She's in a very bad place, and she's
been very bitchy to everybody.

And I wanted to show her that we care
for her. She's probably already there at

the spa.

From the first day, huh? Yes, welcome to
Castle Hill, Ellen. Well, then I get

the best room. It's a pleasure to have
you. There you go.

Oh, my God, that is alcohol.

All right, why not? We're at the beach.

Do you know I used to stay here with my
late husband?

Did you really?

Well, welcome back. Thank you.

Are we almost there yet?

No, darling. We have another two hours.
Want to play a game? Like, I spy with my

little eye. No, that's boring.

No, let's play a game. Most humbling
moment.

I'll start. I was walking up 3rd Avenue,
and there were all these construction

workers, and these guys start yelling,
Oh, my God, I love you. Marry me. You're

beautiful. I looked behind me. They
weren't talking to me.

What, the guy?

Pita. Oh, I also have a fruit salad that
the pita chip made.

Oh, a little pita chip. They had their
first intimate moment. Our clothes were

on, but, like, there was heavy petting.
And then the next day, we had

reservations to go out to eat that
night. 3 .30 rolls around, he still

texted me.

I had a rough past couple days.

I said, you have an aloof and irreverent
attitude towards my time.

It's respect.

That is respect. And I said, if he was a
real man, he would call me by now. And

then I said, maybe he also likes to suck
me. Oh, my God. Leah gets worked by the

second.

Even after seven years of therapy, when
I start feeling vulnerable, basically,

I'm a psycho bitch.

I was trying to hide my psycho bitch
from Peter Chip, and he saw it. And I'm

happy about it.

Can the rooms, like, fit two people in
them?

What do you mean? You looking for a man?

No, actually, my sister is a new mom,
and I would really love to invite her.

She's got a seven -month -old baby.

No, no, no.

No, no, no. No, no, no.

I'd love to have her. She's so fun.

Yeah. Why not? I love her. She's
amazing. You're so mean.

Why are you being a hater?

Why are you so scared of one person
coming on the trip? She's awesome.

Because I'm a planner. I'm a control
freak. Look at her with her ruler and

pencil.

Maybe you need to relax a little and
think about it.

I don't know. I mean, I'll think about
it. I'm not sure. The one thing I'm

really good at, I know who works off of
who. And right now, we've been in a very

tenuous rope.

And to bring on a new personality to
this already turbulent group, should we

say, would be not good energy.

All right, so what's the consensus on
this? We're thinking about it. Mom, you

look so like you're 30 years old today.

ahead kiddo so pretty i didn't really
wear the right shoes i don't know what i

was thinking you know i'd be four pounds
thinner wearing these shoes that i

gained i don't know all right thank you
oh my gosh that's so sweet welcoming

drinks that is so fantastic wow wow okay
so we're checking in i'm ramona we are

all

I'm not even sitting down yet and the
vagina's starting.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. Hi. What a beautiful face. Good.
Isn't it so pretty?

I don't like fighting with anybody. I'm
happy to get a hello from Dorinda. She

seems that she's going to be
approachable. And let's just end this

Wow, look at these lobster.

What?

Amazing.

Leah, you're not eating? I have some
oysters.

That's it?

She's delicious lobster.

She's full.

I'm honestly just really not that hungry
right now. Don't eat the roll. Just eat

the lobster. It's so good. I'm not
dieting. I'm just really not that

I'm not hungry. And I don't feel good
about myself. And I'm just not in the

headspace to be going on a girl's trip.
But here we go. I definitely love those

sunglasses. Oh, thank you.

So, obviously, this is your trip that
you put together. I didn't mean to just

bring it on you, but I think that you
would love my sister. If it was anything

like you, I'm sure I'd like her. She's
so much like me, and you're going to

her, I promise you that. Okay, tomorrow
for dinner she can come. Thank you.

You're welcome.

And you smell like sunscreen. It's
great.

What are you doing? My sister's going to
come tomorrow. You have to meet my

sister. No, she's in the city. I didn't
really want her to come.

She didn't want her to come, but...

I kind of talked her into it because she
says I'm going to take a vote tonight.

Wait. No,

I did not. I can rescind. I can rescind.
You invited Elise and you're not even

talking to her.

She knows people.

Leah's sister has never really met or
hung out with anyone in the group. Elise

is a woman that I've known for literally
20 years. So it's not like I'm throwing

a different mix because she's been
hanging out with us.

If she could come.

When we say we're going on a girl's
trip, we mean our clique of girls. We

even know her sister.

We would have needed to all discuss this
in advance and make it like a bring

your sister trip.

Don't divert the conversation.

Off of Ramona. Guess what? She's not
coming. You know what? She's not coming.

Don't want her here. Don't forget it.
No, you're being rude, and I don't want

her here. I'm not being rude. Yes, you
are. You are. You know, I don't want her

here. You can stick her in your room.

Thanks, Dorinda.

I think it's important for Leah to have
her sister here. She's new to the group.

She's a single mom that wants to maybe
hang out with her sister. Big deal. Who

cares?

Tinsley, what do you say?

You don't get a guess. I love your
sister. Sonia, you're saying no? You're

hater? I'm a hater.

You know what? I'm going like a feeling.
I don't want to hear it. When I get

people together, it's almost like doing
music.

Dorinda said yes. I don't really care.
Tinsley said yes. Sonia said no. What is

Luann saying?

What do you care? I mean, there's a
bunch of girls in any case. Look at me.

Thank

you,

Ramona. I really appreciate it.
Honestly, thank you. I'm looking forward

meeting her.

All right, guys, let's move out to the
room. All right, let's go.

Coming up.

Leah, I would love to meet your sister
at another time.

These are the cottages or these are the
houses? These are the houses. Oh, nice.

We're very excited.

Oh, there's the houses. All right, so
who's who? Do we know?

Hi.

Oh, my God, I love your glasses. They're
so cool.

Where do we go?

Teetle, Doma, Teetle.

Teetle, Doma, Teetle.

Oh, we're next to each other. I'm in 35.

This is so beautiful. Look at this.

Look at that rock.

It's like someone placed it there,
right? Yeah, it's perfect.

I brought a pillow because I get, like,
really weirdly allergic to things. So I

hope that my pillow is somewhere here.
But this is so pretty.

Unless you want to be privy to something
scary, I suggest you leave it. All

right. Oh, okay.

Where's the clicker?

Oh, my God.

Oh, the sea.

horny again, don't you? No. Maybe we
could get our mojo gone again.

Hi.

I spoke to the girls, and Ramona was
like, if your sister's anything like

I'm happy to have her, and I can't wait
to meet her.

Sarah,

this place is gorgeous.

I can't wait.

Yeah. Talk to you later.

Black was better?

Yeah. So, let's talk about... How did
Leah... Get me to say okay to her sister

coming. You didn't say okay. I said no.

You said okay.

Why'd you say okay?

I don't know. I felt pressured. Who gets
to invite someone? We're seven girls.

Nobody gets a plus one.

Right. Who is she to get a plus one? I
don't know.

Ramona should have thought first before
she said yes. That's what Ramona does.

She says yes, and then she rescinds the
invitation.

She wasn't thinking.

So can you have my back? Yeah. Because
I'm going to tell her tonight I don't

want her to come.

I got you. And you're going to say it's
like it's bullshit.

I'm not bringing my sister. I'm not
bringing this person. I'm not bringing

person. I love that person.

Leah just pressured me into saying yes.
I feel like sometimes she's my little

girl. Mommy, can't she come and play
with me?

No. I know I said yes, but I'm just
realizing the dynamic will not be good.

Oh, hi.

Hi, honey.

Hi. Oh, my God. Hi.

I'm out of breath.

I don't know why.

I just hope that she doesn't get me
naked like she did in the

Hamptons, because I'm not in for that
anymore.

In Newport, we do not burp. In Newport,
we don't burp. In Newport, there is a

rule. In Newport, we don't even pee.

Get in, clam bag girl.

Okay,

we're heading to the restaurant, so
don't bother coming to our room because

we're impatient.

I'm more f***ed about me and him not
being friends anymore. That's what's

killing me.

I mean, this guy is really upsetting
Leah, and so I just hope she doesn't go

the deep end.

Hopefully. It smells like a Jelena in
here. Oh, no. Hi.

No, no.

Did you sleep?

No. Well, it looks like while I've been
taking my afternoon nap, Leah. started a

little early it just smells like rich oh
my god oh yeah sure oh my god well

i want to make it special for you girls
it looks like we're getting married

again it's a wedding of friendship a
celebration of friendship that's what i

want like leave your sister oh hi it's
amazing i'll have this beautiful oh god

so i'm just flirting with the guys
already wow beautiful

They went without us. They got
impatient.

She better not be mad at anybody.

Because you know what? This is a
judgment -free zone, and this is a party

right now. Well, okay.

I got crowns for us. You do? Wait, can
you hold this? Crowns? Because I want to

celebrate our friendship, because we're
all princesses that have deserved the

stars in the sky. It's reminding me of
the lyrics of Phil and Giovanni. Hell

with Countess, now I'm queen.

So I get a crown. That's enough Giovanni
for tonight.

Oh, my God.

There's the dude.

So let's dive into the Leah thing. Okay,
I'm not happy about the Leah thing. I

don't want her to come. No, but I just
don't understand.

After you planned this trip, why did you
say, oh, can my sister come?

Earlier I was like, oh, the more the
merrier. And then I'm thinking about it,

reflecting. It's like she should have
asked you before.

Thank you. And she brings it up like
last minute, like today.

The all -inclusive girl that I am is
like, why not? The more the merrier. And

then I thought about it, and I thought
it was.

Kind of rude because it was last minute.
If she wanted to bring her sister, she

should have given more of a heads up.

I'm going to say I'd love to meet your
sister at another time. Yes. And I'll

host Cocktails and Conversations with
you and her. I'd love to meet her, too.

There you go.

This is so pretty.

Isn't it gorgeous?

Oh, God, it's like a wedding. Okay.

Guys, let me just tell you now.

I hear Kimberly's screeching voice.

Are we vibing the same thing?

Turmex, obviously. Oh, yours got a hole
in it, though. I like yours better.

Let's just cut a hole right here and
see.

This is so beautiful.

This is gorgeous.

Wait, can I have a tear?

Yay!

This looks really pretty.

Ramona. What is this? It tastes like
just water.

Yeah, I know. It does. It's basically
just a shot of vodka, tons of club soda,

muddled mint, and a lime. It's very
refreshing.

Yeah, honestly, excuse me, sir. Can you
put maybe like two more shots of vodka?

No, I'm your mother.

Ramona, stop. Don't even start with
shots. No, but at least one.

It's one shot of vodka.

Ramona's decided to not only mother
Leah, who she barely knows, but to

in a way that Ramona doesn't monitor
herself.

Like, why do you care? We're on
vacation.

Leave the girl alone.

This is my weekend to do whatever I
want. I don't even actually know what

is. Fine, baby, fine. I don't care. Who
cares?

I need two shots in that because it's
time.

Dorinda! Fine, I thought you were
covering the alcoholic.

She's not. What?

Coming up.

How are you feeling?

Good. Yeah? Yeah. A little hungover?
That's like how I actually want to be

all the time.

Really?

She's a recovering alcoholic.

She didn't drink for seven years. It
doesn't mean that she was an alcoholic.

I mean, she chose to not drink. There is
a difference. And now she wants a

double shot. You can't say that somebody
is an alcoholic. I said recovering.

She said she was. She's not a recovering
alcoholic.

Hello. Her body is not used to alcohol.

She's fine. We're all in a safe
environment, Ramona.

Ramona loves it quick to judge.

Besides not eating, she wants another
shot and another shot. I mean, Leah,

you're over -consuming too quickly.

She can't say you're recovering if you
don't stop. Oh, my God, Ramona, what are

you saying about me behind my back while
I'm there getting a drink? Lower your

voice. I'm not going to curse. No, stop.

I'm not going to curse at all. Excuse
me. Because you will see that I can

express myself.

The point is that she is not an
alcoholic, like you just said.

She just poured more alcohol into her
drink. Okay, you didn't drink for seven

years. You told me your mother was
upset.

It was actually nine years. Okay, I'm
like your other mother. So when you

I need three shots of buck in my drink.
I got worried. I got upset, okay?

I understand that you are my elder. I am
being respectful.

You're my surrogate mother, but I'm
good. Don't worry about me.

I'm feeling suffocated. And honestly, if
I wasn't just...

So intent on getting my sister out here
and worried about staying in Ramona's

good graces, I would probably blow up on
her.

You want to sit there? Sit there.

Sonia sits here. I don't care where I
sit as long as I sit.

As long as you have a place at the
table, baby, right?

Oh, that looks so good.

If you want to compete with the other
bartender, you're going to give her a

triple shot. Hey, Sonia.

Sonia Rita.

I'm helping and assisting. Can we talk
to you? Come here.

All right, I'm coming.

Hi. I need your backup. She's probably
coming tonight.

How do I do it now? I'm not going to do
it at the table in front of everybody.

I think we do it on the end of the
table.

Why section her out? No, because then
she'll get the other girls in front of

them.

Why are you doing that?

Am I putting this on right?

I guess not. You're a hater and you're
mean.

You're a hater. Meaner, meaner. No,
we're dumb and dumber.

Don't break it. Oh, my God. Give me that
back. Don't touch the shrimp straw bag.

I can understand Leah drinking a little
more to sort of make herself feel more

comfortable because she's an
unconventional girl in a very

I get it. But this strategy is not
working.

You are against all convention.

Just sit here and eat your soup.

Tinsley, don't tell me what to do,
bitch.

Guess what, Tinsley? I don't need you to
tell me what I need to do. You're

embarrassing Tinsley.

Tinsley, am I going to get thrown out of
Rhode Island?

Tinsley, am I going to get thrown out?

I'm going to give a toast. I'm going to
give a toast. Relax, kids.

Relax. I'm good. I'm good.

I'm having more fun than I've had in a
month and a half.

I have to say. Oh,

these are squishy boobs.

Hey, hey, hey, Sonia. All right, I'm
sorry. I'm taking advantage of the

situation.

All right, I'm going to sit down. Oh, my
God. I thought Sonia would have my back

on this one.

But what is she doing now?

Frolicking around, playing with Leah.

I'm going to be in trouble. She's
encouraging Leah to act this way.

Can you go sit in your seat?

You're actually very rude. I am not
making you uncomfortable.

Are you kidding me? You know what?

All right, guys, I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to make everybody
uncomfortable.

I'm sorry.

I'm going to go over here, and I'm not
going to make... I'm going to make

everybody uncomfortable.

I'm going to make everybody
uncomfortable now. I'm here, guys.

Sonia, I mean, Ramona, I'm here.

Get their names right. I know they're
both blonde, but get it right. I know

Leah wants to hang with the girls, but
she has been sober a lot longer than I

have. She can't drink as much as she
used to.

Thank you for arranging this.

I'm just doing this because I just feel
it and I want to do it. Okay, listen to

me. Ramona, I'm sorry, Mom.

Stop calling her Mom. It's freaking me
out. Oh, my God.

I really thought that we were, like,
really good friends. I really love you.

love you. I can see it. I can see it.

And I'm sorry. Oh, my God. Are you
having a moment?

Yeah. Okay. Shh. You're having a moment.

Sharona's going to yell at me. Stop.

You're having a moment. Okay, ready?
Tell her.

Let's go. Leah, come.

Leah. No, Leah. You're freaking out.

That's what you do, huh?

But it's not even about the TV.

And I want to just say in response to
it, I've thought about it, and I've got

this life coach about it. Don't ever try
to steal me away from it.

I'm trying to do it. It bothers my
heart. You know, my delivery is

if anything, you know, I want to give a
costly tip because I think you have so

much to give. Come, come, come, come.

I'm tough.

So I think I was just trying to be like,
I want the best. Sonia, if you try to

drag me out to the Morgan Yacht, I will
kill you.

I don't want to go.

Sonia!

You know, okay, and I want that.

We have something to tell you. We have
something to tell you. I don't want to

on the yacht.

It's late.

The soup is getting cold. I want to go
on the big yacht. Leah, Leah, Leah.

I would love to meet your sister at
another time.

Oh, hell no, bitch.

Don't go there. Don't go there, Ivona.
She's not coming.

Leah, Leah, Leah.

What? I would love to meet your sister
at another time. But another time. Oh,

hell no.

I'm a very engaged person.

I eat what I think. I think what I live.
I was doing it from like a cautionary

tale thing. Stop. Don't do it. Maybe I'm
wrong.

And, you know, my life's like your life.
I'm going to have a party, a cocktail

conversation.

Cocktails and conversation. That's what.

My sister's already on the way. She's on
the way tomorrow.

She is.

Don't yell. Oh, my God.

That's just to have a reset. But let me
tell you, this is awesome.

I feel like I'm in Groundhog Day with
Tennessee. I just don't have the energy.

just want to watch Leah destroy the
place.

Okay, I don't want you to hide. Leah,
come on. How could you lie to my sister

and tell her?

She was on the spot. She didn't know
what to say. Leave the flowers alone.

Don't touch the flowers.

Ramona's timing is really bad. Leah is
already going bonkers.

I did not expect this reaction.

She's out of her mind. No one's getting
murdered here or getting their head

chopped off. I just said she can't come.
I got to get away from her. She's out

of control.

Ramona, can I talk to you for a minute?
No, I don't want to talk to you. We're

scared now.

Ramona, I need to talk to you right now.
Right this second. Please, I need to

talk to you right this second.

Please, I'm going to get so upset.

You're a little out of control right
now.

Nobody's ever been out of control.

I can't deal with shells right now. No,
no, no. Come on. Get over here. What?

Come on. Come on.

Oh, my God.

She may have a split personality. I've
seen it on TV. They used to say about me

that I was the gangster with the blonde
hair and blue eyes. This girl is like,

she's another level.

It's like one minute she's like, hey,
how you doing? She's like, put the

down now.

We can put the chair down now.

I got a girl.

I want to talk to you. Don't cry.
Seriously, please. I don't want you to

Are you kidding me? No, no, no, no. No,

no, no, no.

Can you just listen to me? Pretend
you're at yoga. Breathe in.

Breathe out.

Ramona makes people crazy.

But in all fairness, Ramona felt put on
the spot.

I mean, did you ever capitulate to
something you really didn't want to do,

then it kind of gnaws away at you, and
you start thinking, but I don't want to

do this.

I know Leah's taking this personally,
but the truth is, this was Leah's

opportunity to get to know the girls on
a deeper level, and asking to bring her

sister was a really bad idea.

Wow. Seriously, Tennessee, what's going
on with your friend over there?

First of all, I mean, She can handle
herself.

She's fine. No, she can't. She can't
handle herself, quite clearly. She's

on the floor. She's ruined the flowers.

She's been hanging on to the drapes. She
needs a little help from her friends.

She's not used to draping. Neither am I,
but have you ever seen me behave that

way? Ever?

We've all done some crazy in the past,
but Leah's kind of crazy. It's kind of

shocking because she's new to the group,
and we're just not used to her kind of

crazy. My days of the Bushes are not
over just yet, darling.

I'm really, like, really kind of weird
about the people I hang out with. Same.

I'm not feeling comfortable with your
sister coming. I don't want her here. I

don't want to change the dynamic. All
right, honestly, if my sister's not

allowed here, then I'm not staying here,
so I'm done.

If my sister's not allowed here, then
I'm not staying.

Honestly, I swear to God, that's it. If
my sister's not allowed here, I am not

staying. I'm not staying. We can't
invite her last minute. It's too late.

Leah, please.

Yes, you can.

Never mind, you can't.

Listen to me. Listen to me.

Tell me yes or no. I don't care.

Are you kidding me?

Where's the bathroom? Go in the
bathroom.

These bitches aren't worth crying for.
Hell no.

Even though I don't think it was the
right thing for Leah to ask us to accept

her sister on our girls' trip, it's
making me upset to see Leah upset. At

point, just let her bring her sister.
We're going to push her over the brink.

Leah! Sit down.

Leah. Leah, I know. Leah, I went to the
ladies' room and I thought about it. I'm

going to work it out. Leah, I have to
live out of my box.

Your sister's welcome.

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry.

All right, you know what? Leah's new to
the group. She loves her sister.

Maybe I'm being too ridiculous.

I don't want her to be so upset.

Fine. I'll switch my mind again for the
third time.

Sorry I hurt your feelings.

And I realize I have to, like, give up
my bullshit of, like, trying to control

the situation.

And it's okay.

Okay, so don't cry, okay? I want you to
be happy. Stop the crying.

Okay. There's nothing to cry about,
baby. Don't cry.

You're done crying.

Good. No more crying. You taught me
something.

Why am I such a control freak?
Obviously, I meant a lot to you. And you

lot to me. You know what? I got to
change my mind.

Thank you.

Coming up.

Tinsley, you're a materialistic,
superficial slut.

Ramona, don't you judge Tinsley. Say
you're sorry.

Oh, yeah.

Good morning, world.

Wave, speak to me.

Oh, how beautiful is this? I love it.

Let me call Leah, see how she's doing
this morning.

Hi. How's it going?

Well, I'm actually, wait, where are you?

I'm in my room. I know exactly how she
woke up. Guilt, fear, embarrassment, all

those wonderful feelings of a night of
drinking and losing your shit. It's

happened to me many times.

But you know what? See the Capitol Hill?
It's not burned down. So, you're good,

Leah. You feel okay?

I feel great.

Oh, good.

I like, you're my kind of girl. All
about the new day.

Is your sister coming or not? Did you
get clarity on that? I have my own

clarity, which is she is coming.

Correct. I'm coming down there for one
minute. I'll come up. I'll come to the

house. I'll come to the house. I want to
put my feet in the water. Oh, you have

to. It's amazing.

I don't remember anything from last
night, but... Let's go in. I actually

up feeling like I had released all this
energy.

Yes! I didn't come on this trip in the
best state of mind.

It's glorious.

I'm not proud, but whatever happened
last night was therapeutic, and I'm just

ready to enjoy Rhode Island.

All right, let's go up and get coffee.

I've already been up three hours.

How'd you sleep, Sonia? Great. I feel
great.

I know, me too.

We're the only ones that can drink up a
storm and wake up fresh as a daisy.

Oh, get the door back. That may be a
lease, Sonia. Okay.

Hi. Oh, you guys aren't even dressed
yet. But we're lounging. We like to

in the morning.

What time did you wake up?

Well, I wasn't drinking, so I woke up at
a normal hour. How are you feeling?

I don't know how I'm feeling. No, I feel
pretty good. And I know Leah was a

little out of control.

A little out of control?

Leah was in need of an exorcism. I do
think it was wrong for her to ask.

to bring her sister on this trip.
Because it is an intimate trip. And she

you on this spot.

However, once you said yes, then you
shouldn't have rescinded. I like Leah.

I really do.

But Leah has two sides. The crazy side
and the regular side.

We don't need the crazy side.

Save it for your other young friends.

Hopefully with her sister here, maybe
she'll be out of control. Maybe she'll

a good influence on it. What do you
think the sister's going to be like?

beautiful.

We've got to get ready.

Yeah, you guys get ready.

You can sit here and wait, but we've got
to get ready. We're going to go

shopping in town, so you're dressed
perfectly. Let's put some jeans on and

boots. We've got to work off those
cookies and burgers we ate last night. I

cannot. We are not ordering food
tonight, late night.

That's so not my diet.

This one hurt?

I'm starving.

Are you guys ready?

Hello. Girls?

Yep. Hi, you guys ready?

Yep. Hey.

Hi. You guys ready? Yeah. We're so
ready. Okay, cool. Let me get my purse.

How are you feeling?

Good. Yeah? Yeah. A little hungover?

No. No?

No. Isn't that weird? Yeah, that is
weird. I'm assuming you were wasted last

night.

Yeah, like in like zero to 100.

Honestly, that is me. Yeah, that is me.
But I mean, the alcohol fueled it. But

that's kind of like how I actually want
to be like all the time. You want to be

like that all the time? Yes, but I just
like contain myself.

Really? Really?

And then like, do you wonder like why
the guys think you're a crazy chick? Oh

God, the judge is here.

Oh boy.

Leah and I are actually strangely quite
alike.

And you know what? Who cares?

None of us should be judged by one
night.

Look at the group. Really?

The psychiatrist is alive.

All right, are you ready, Ramona?

How are you feeling today?

I feel great.

Do you remember what happened last
night? Of course I remember. She said

actually the natural state of mind.

Come on, bring it on.

Bring it on.

The psychiatrist, the psychologist.

I've never seen anyone have fun. You
have pink in your hair. That was fun?

I don't want to be like that all the
time, but I saw the way that these women

were at the orchard.

And in the Hamptons.

I thought that I was allowed to chug 10
martinis and lose my mind.

How are you feeling this morning?

How are you? Now you want to wonder why
the men aren't... Yeah.

Like, that's not the issue. I don't
think she's going to be giving

advice to you. And then Dorinda's like,
oh, you're getting all judgy. Don't go

judging her and psychoanalyzing her. I
knew that Dorinda was going to be

sticking up for us. Why is Dorinda
defending behavior? I don't know.

Because Dorinda goes off the rails, too.
She will call out behavior that she

doesn't like, but if anyone else calls
it out, she's like... Yeah, that's true.

Don't you judge!

Kinsey, you're a materialist!

Don't you judge, Tinsley. Say you're
sorry.

Oh, how cute is this?

Oh my gosh, look at Leah.

She's wearing leopard. You are too.

We're twitting.

It's a little cold in here. You know
what I mean? Like the ACs are blasting.

Thank you.

Thank you.

You're a little harsh back there. Me?

Yeah. But I'm your biggest fan when you
do normal. When you do crazy, I'm like a

little taken back. But that's me.

I'm learning that.

But I would never do it at home with my
child. Oh, my God. What would you do if

you ended up with a mini -me? If she
behaved like that? Oh, she's never going

be like that. But what if she does?

I mean, I'd probably ground her.

Right, but what message are you sending
her? Why would you ground her? You know

what? I wouldn't ground her.

Oh, my God. Stop with the swearing. I
can actually swear and say whatever I

to, Ramona. Thank you.

I love your glass, too.

No, I'm good. Thank you. But I think
Leah needs a glass.

She needs more than that.

Me and Elise have not had enough
interactions that make it appropriate

to be in my business.

That's kind of bloody Mary.

Do you want to do that right here? I'm
honestly going to, like, leave the trip.

Like, I'm done. My daughter's 12 years
old. How are you going to ask how I

feel if she got wasted?

We're not there yet.

Don't bring my kid up.

Oh, my God. No.

No. I'm not. I'm not. I just need space.

You know what I mean? That's it. I'm
fine. I'm not going to go there.

No, I'm here. I'm not going there. Don't
talk about my daughter.

Okay. You know what I mean? That's fair.

Well, you must have misunderstood
because you wouldn't.

No, no.

You wouldn't say anything about
someone's... No.

Why are you in her business so much,
Elise?

I don't want to talk about it. I'm
sorry. Why are you in her business so

Elise? You are. You think you're... All
of a sudden, you think that you are some

sort of great psychiatrist.

No, I don't. Yeah, you do. You're ready.
You're prowling around for anyone to

make a mistake to pounce. I don't feel
that. Is it true?

No. I don't want to be around the
police.

I feel I need to stick up for Elise
because I know she doesn't mean to do

She's trying to be helpful. But the
girls don't like that. They just want to

have fun. So I'm feeling it for her. So
can we all... break blood marys together

let's break bread what am i toasting to
breaking bread together we're toasting

to being in a non -judging judge free
zone judge free zone well as long as

people behave themselves i don't want to
be embarrassed in newport not afraid to

be embarrassed anywhere else in the
world why should newport be different

about the other i mean 51 states ramona
just decided to be very hard on

leah And I don't understand why. First
of all, the girl's like 20 years younger

than us. I mean, give her a break.

You know, we should be guiding her, not
chastising her all the time. Can we

just, like, open this up a little bit?

She purposely came right here. One end,
you can brush your teeth on the other

end. Yes, exactly.

I think young kids are fine, though. She
didn't apologize about that. I'm sorry.

I don't like her behavior.

She told me everything she did. Dorinda
is enabling us. It's actually horrible.

I'm not.

Enabling us?

What is happening right now? Ramona
thinks you should apologize to her for

beautiful dinner party, the flowers. I'm
sorry, but why don't you stand up here

so she can at least see your face?

Ramona, I'm the first person to say I'm
sorry. You always apologize to me. I

always apologize. I always take
accountability for my actions, and I

I did get very drunk last night. I
enjoyed myself, but I'm sorry that I

you... So you think that's acceptable
behavior?

I actually blacked it out. And I call it
blackout. I blocked out your behavior

because it was so atrocious, I didn't
want to remember it. It's very upsetting

to me. It really is. You grew up with
chaos.

Going into Newport, I was angry at me,
which is why I was drinking martinis

like apple juice.

And instead of people taking me in their
arms or supporting me, I've just been,

like, jerked around about my sister
coming. She can come. She can't come. It

feels like anything I do is wrong.
Listen, I think maybe my behavior

Ramona's, like, trauma from her
childhood, and that really breaks my

Honestly, like, the fact that maybe I
triggered...

Something like that for you, like, kills
me. No.

So I'm sorry. Oh, since you cut her a
break, she's a single mom that's trying

really raise a child. She can't
remember, so she says that she blocked

out.

Okay.

And now she's making this poor girl feel
bad. Come on, this is a crock of shit.

Ramona's coming down really hard on Leah
when God knows Ramona has not been an

angel. You're blocking this out because
you were abused.

It has nothing to do. You don't remember
a thing because you drank martinis.

Let's call it what it is. No, I didn't.
You're making me feel so bad right now.

I know. It's awful.

You just made her feel that way. You
know, you made her feel terrible for no

reason. That's not true.

You know what? You don't know how I feel
what I think it was. I remember every

single thing from last night. You didn't
block it out.

No, I blocked it out.

Dorinda and Luann grew up in a very
loving home, okay?

I grew up in a war zone. My brother,
raging alcoholic, totally dysfunctional.

How do you think I became not an
alcoholic and a drug addict? I read my

and I blanked it out.

I was not going to stand by and let that
bullshit go over. My intention was not

to make you feel bad.

What I'm trying to convey is, which I
think is kind of cool, that I really

you, and I don't want to dislike you.
That's all.

What I'm trying to say is... To be a
different person? You know what I mean?

am who I am. I know, but then I don't
know if I can... You might not like me

then. Do you know what I mean? Because I
don't like that behavior.

Right, so you might not like me. So
maybe you can curb it around me, or

not. I don't know. You know what? I
don't know. We shall see.

Next time on The Real Housewives of New
York City.

You okay?

Talk to me.

Yes, I just want to be left alone for a
little bit.

I'm originally from Arkansas.

Arkansas? No way. I worked hard to plan
this. Who

cares? I don't think.

I just threw a ravioli at her and I
don't care. Sometimes you just gotta

ravioli. She threw a ravioli.

No, no. She did. Oh, I wish I stayed for
that one.

I will marry Bethany, kill Ramona, and I
will do Sonia. That's the classic

answer to that question.

You disrupted the weekend. I'm not
apologizing for who I am.

You and I are false. I need you to tell
them that you're seeing him. We're not

together.

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