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York City.

Everything I do with you, Jindy, is not
good.

I've been trying to regret.

You haven't. Yes, I have.

I just think sometimes Dorinda is like a
little too hard on Tinsley. I mean, I

think something must be going on with
Dorinda. It's a little deeper.

I'm sure you've read it like everyone
else.

Dorinda taking a break.

The breakup with John is bad, but I also
know that I have to do what's best for

me now.

How many drinks are we going to have
today? Five?

As many as you want.

Oh,

my God.

My existence as a person has provoked
her. Yeah, well, she's got a lot of

towards you. Not only are you not value
added, you're unvalue added. I don't

really care that much about you right
now because you've been a mean person to

me. You're invisible.

I'm not always right.

But I'm never wrong.

I'm no one's accessory. I'm the whole
lifestyle brand.

I don't need to find love.

I love myself.

I may float like a butterfly, but I
sting like a bitch.

Life isn't a fairy tale, but I'm hoping
mine's the exception.

Raise the curtain, lower the light. I'm
taking center stage in my life.

Hello. Can I get a table for three for
lunch? Yeah, of course. Thank you.

Right this way.

Our drinks menu.

I'm going to get an orange juice. Orange
juice? Gotcha.

Thank you.

Here she comes.

Hi. You're like a ray of sunshine
walking down the street.

How are you feeling? Are you feeling
better? Honestly, not really. I woke up

with like... Uh -oh.

Like a test.

Like feeling like I need to cough.

You've got a sinus infection, an ear
infection, and bronchitis at the same

I'm also allergic to bullshit. And quite
frankly, the orchard trip was nothing

but bullshit.

I don't know where Tinsley is, but well,
you know what? Let's start with the

appetizers or something. Why don't we
get a hamachi crudo? You like hamachi

crudo? Coming right up, ladies. Thank
you.

There you go.

Probably got weak from having wine
yesterday.

Poor Thalia.

Like, she did it to herself.

Come on, girls. We're going.

Look, I like crazy people.

I love crazy.

Right. Yesterday was just, like, bad
crazy.

Which? Which?

Dorinda. I really want curly hair.

Sonia. She'll do anything for a small
deck. If you think it's going to bring

a bracelet.

Ramona, even.

I'm sorry.

Well, I mean, they have their issues,
that's for sure.

So, my other two girlfriends are coming,
Dorinda and Sonia, and they're all

amazed how I've slimmed down.

Yeah? Because of your class, right?
That's right, girl.

Hey, girl. Hey!

This is my girl, Bergen. And this is my
girl, Dorinda. Nice to meet you,

Dorinda. Welcome, girl. Go light on us
for all we know.

We're going to do a lot of reps with low
weights. So I gave you two and three

pounds. Do you have one and two?

I'm tired today. Are you tired?

No, because I didn't drink as much as
you and Sonia.

I think it was such a long day.

We've got to start class.

Where is she?

I don't know. Sonia's always so late.

Okay, I'm here.

All right, baby.

Oh. Hi, honey. Hi, honey. Sweetie, come
in. Oh, my God. This is Bergen. She

helped transform my body. Okay. What's
your name?

Bergen. Bergen, not Bertie. Okay.

Let's go.

Let's go. Start to raise your knees.
Just march. Just go.

Yeah, come on. Twist and detox that
wine. Twist.

Detox? Detox. That's right. Yeah, some
people drank a lot of wine yesterday. I

have sympathy, empathy for Zorinza
grieving over Richard

and then dealing with the breakup,
but...

To come and say things to Tinsley that
she says, where is this coming from?

There's a lot of judgment going on, and
we need to step in and help them figure

it out. Believe me, I totally agree. Hi.

Here she comes.

Hi. Hi. How are you doing?

Oh, my God, you're coughing, too?

I mean, no wonder why I'm sick. Do you
want the orange juice?

Yeah, I don't need to get more sick. I
know. Sorry.

Not after you.

I'm losing my voice. I guess I was
screaming a lot yesterday.

Yeah. I'm sorry, girls. I wanted it to
be a fun day. It's not you. You're

I wanted it to be a fun day. You're
great. The rest, I'm just like, I don't

know.

Abs, butt, legs, long. Eight more.

Two, good. This is like the worst
punishment ever.

Don't roll back. Don't roll back. Don't
roll back.

Cross your ankles. And stand. You are
done. Very good.

Really? These workouts shouldn't even be
legal.

Got the blood going. Yeah, it just kind
of gets you going. Bye, girls. Bye. I

mean, I'm out of shape.

You know, you just do what you can do.
And we can go to lunch.

Well, I thought yesterday was beautiful.

Yeah, beautiful setting.

It's really nice.

I think Ramona's concerned about you a
little bit. By partying? Well, when I

you guys, I really go off the rails.

But you just got, like, overly friendly,
overly flirtatious. No, you're

absolutely right. You know what it was?
You weren't in control.

That's all. You weren't in control of
your actions because you passed.

You're right. You're absolutely right.
And we love you, and we want you healthy

and happy. I have to be careful when
we're out in public. That's it. Right.

They're making sense. They're not just
picking on me.

Normally, it's a girl's trip, and, you
know, we're perfectly safe. But if I'm

out in public, like at the Orchard, I
can't do this.

Reaction of being defensive and yelling.
She's not right.

Tinsley tends to do the wrong thing. She
screeches, which is brain piercing, and

Dorinda just reacts with aggression
because she's annoying.

Tinsley can be very annoying.

Honestly, I think like when you talk
about what the real issue is. What's the

real issue?

Tinsley was born into the life that
Dorinda...

Puts on this pedestal. Meaning she can't
relate to being born with a silver

spoon in your mouth. Guess what? I can't
either, but I love Pinsley. But it

doesn't mean she can judge you and get
away with it.

Exactly. Thank you for saying that
because I'm literally, like, all I've

doing is trying to exactly say that. The
point is this. Don't judge me. You need

to stop defending yourself. And you know
what? At this point. If you let people

walk all over you and you don't make
them.

back to you they're not going to if she
stood up to dorinda and was like you

bitch mind your business dorinda would
be like no doubt i respect that i

think she needs to thug her out because
that's the only way she's going to

respect her no you scream like a child
having a tantrum and that doesn't work

that's it that's it that's what i do
that's just me

She is mentally and emotionally not as
strong as she should be for her age. And

I really feel sorry for her. I really
do. I feel sorry for her, too. But, you

know, God helps those who help
themselves.

I really wish at this point Dorinda
could just let it go with Tinsley.

I don't see Tinsley as a victim.

I see Dorinda victimizing Tinsley.
That's what I see.

I mean, it has to be very challenging to
be around us women because we are

strong. We are independent.

Yes, we can say, woe is me, but somehow
we surpass all the problems.

Psychologically, she's not independent.

That's what I'm saying.

She's codependent.

It's frustrating, Ramona. Well, you know
what? I understand you're frustrated,

but I take a step back, right?

I don't know. Someone just didn't give
her the right tools. What about

behavior? Why hasn't anybody held her
accountable?

She's the one that's doing that, and I'm
reacting. It's bullshit.

What if we do, like, an intervention
with her?

Oh, my God. Is that not going to happen?

Not going to happen.

But if we frame it, you know, in a
health spa or something like that, it

be cool.

We'll put her in a padded room.

Surprise, time for your massage.

This is going to be totally, entirely up
to you, Tinsley. You're going to go

Cardi B?

You're going to go Dalai Lama? I don't
know, sweetie.

Which one is it?

Cardi Lama. Go Cardi Lama.

I'm telling you. You better go Dalai
Lama. Otherwise, you're going to see

B. She's going to gangster rap on your
head is what she's going to do.

Coming up.

This area starts getting creepily. Like,
Sonya has it. Oh, my God. Sonya's

obviously like, ooh.

You're just going to show off your boobs
right now. They are looking good,

right? They do look great.

I'm here.

Hey, good to see you.

Welcome back. I almost canceled, but
that's what you can't do, and you don't

want to do it. That's exactly right.
Come on back.

How's it going? Let me get my water.

Yeah.

So, first thing that we should start
with is, I think the thing I really

recognize is where my anger is coming
from.

I think it's frustration, and even with
this... Girl, that Timothy told you

about, it's frustration. And it actually
comes out of wanting the person to be

their best they can.

I started with Dr. Daryl three months
ago to help me process all this stuff

is going on.

To be honest with you, it all got too
much. And I needed someone to help me.

I'm not good at asking for help.

Maybe I'm too different right now to
tolerate how different she is. You can

courteous around each other. You don't
need to be at each other's throats.

Be respectable to each other's space.

You guys are each your own person. And
we don't know on the surface what the

shit is that we're all dealing with
underneath.

Like, we see what we see, but then
there's a whole other world that's going

that we don't really know.

And I handled it poorly because I'm so
internally, you know, going

through something.

With the house and the breaking up with
John, it's having an effect on my

personal being.

Well, it's going to be a year this
January that it's been the great lady

sleep. I call her the great lady,
Bluestone Manor. I had to go through

with the house that I never allowed
myself to go through after Richard died.

know, I had to throw away all a part of
our life because it was underwater.

I know.

Pods and pods and pods of our life that
I didn't even bother to go through.

Because I thought, that's too painful.
Because not only do I have to go through

it, but it's ruined.

Right. I can see it.

It's stirring up some emotions right
now, which is good. Was it memories?

Was it about you? Well, I feel like it's
making me an angry person towards

people because I was a little bit lost
at sea after Richard died.

And instead of really taking it on and
allowing it to, you know,

be in the sea of it, I pretended like
everything was okay.

And I never really acknowledged.

This tremendous loss that really stunted
me, you know, in so many

ways.

I know.

From motherhood down.

And it's making me angry.

It just made me think about a life once
had and how probably I never really put

a period on it. And in the process of
resurrecting this place, I've kind of

go of a lot of things that probably
without knowing it.

kept me tied to the past.

What's it going to take to get you from
here? Do you feel like you're stuck

right now?

No, I think every week, you know what I
think is going to get me there? And this

is what I've been trying to explain to
John, is complete selfishness and just

a little bit more mindful of myself.

So what's going on with him?

I haven't seen him. For how long?

A while.

My daughter Hannah's theory is that I
met John too quickly after Richard

Who knows?

As I always say about the grieving
process, you do what you got to do.

I don't regret it. I don't always love
John, but I was in a different place

I met him, and I'm in a different place
now.

Welcome to life.

You have to focus on what you need to do
right for you right now. And that's

what you're telling me is that you need
to have that time, that space, which is

okay. I'm really sort of enjoying it.
There's such a leap to just worry about

yourself and no one else. Like I don't,
my life has gotten quieter and I needed

the noise to go away.

And then maybe I want it all again, but
I can't take the noise right now. I love

the fact that you're honoring yourself.

Dorinda is the nurturer. Dorinda is the
one who's always taking care of everyone

else. So I think it's great that you're
finally honoring you.

And you can still take care of other
people, but you come first. Just give

yourself a high five for that because
it's a huge thing. It's a huge thing for

this and for your health. Thank you.

Hi. Hi, how are you? Good.

I have five girlfriends meeting me here.

I really want the women to have the full
bathhouse experience. I want the hats.

I want the robes. I want, like,
everything for them. Yeah, hats are

to protect the beautiful hair for all
work. Exactly. So here you have, like,

this hat. Okay. When Luann said a spa
day would help the group, I don't think

she was thinking the Russian bathhouse,
but I kind of took her idea and ran with

it.

Look, I thought maybe I could get the
group together to go to this place down

my neighborhood that is my oasis for,
like, relaxation, detoxing, and maybe

it'll help get us in a better place. I
don't know.

It's a good idea. We definitely need
something positive and relaxing and

something as a group.

This is a New York iconic institution
that has so much more character than

any of the Upper East Side spas.

They should be very grateful that I'm
introducing them to this place.

Hi. Hi.

How are you? Welcome.

Thank you.

Hi. So, you're meeting your friend,
right? Yeah. Okay, so put your most

stuff here, like jewelry, because it's a
little bit too hot in the sauna. You

can leave some.

All of this is fine. I sleep with it.
Okay, no problem. No problem.

Thank you, but no thank you.

Okay, I sleep with hoops on. I sleep
with my jewelry on.

No, you can't have it. It's mine.

Sorry. So I have five girlfriends
coming. I just want to order lunch for

now. All right.

So these are all vodkas?

Yes, it's all infused vodkas. Oh, my
God. Ginger vodka. That sounds healthy,

actually. Yes. Hi. Hi.

You look so cute.

They have all Russian vodka. Ooh.

May I have some ginger vodka right now?

It's a strong thing.

Oh, delicious.

By the way, in Russia, we're shot. We
never see, we're shot. Okay, well, okay.

I'm an American, all right?

Sorry, thank you.

I don't go downtown much, do I? Believe
me, I'm, you know, I'm not thrilled to

come down. There's five reasons why I
ever come down to this area.

Birth certificate, death certificates,
marriage certificates, jury duty, or

going to jail. For me, it's parole.

I swear to God, when you go past Canal
Street, the weather changes.

It gets grayer. I don't come down here
unless I am summoned.

So I had lunch with Leah and Tinsley.
Oh, God.

I'm sure I was the topic.

Well, yeah, you kind of were the topic.

She's trying to figure out how to
approach you in order to, like, make

better. Of course, Leah has her
thoughts, which is kind of gangster.

And I'm like, that's not the way to go.

Yeah. Well, that's why we get along.
That's why you get along. We've been

speaking a lot, Leah and I. And she's a
great mother, which I always respect.

And she's been through a lot. And she's
not afraid to let show all sides. Yeah.

And I think about myself. I don't really
live in like a fantasy world.

Coming up.

Am I late or early?

You were right on time. Oh, I like that
answer. Right on time. Okay. Do you want

to put some valuables in the box?

Let me give you my watch. Okay.

Because I love this watch.

It's pretty nice.

Yes. Talk to you later. Talk to you
later.

So the hat is you put it inside in the
sauna. Like I wear a hat?

When you're in the sauna, you have to
protect your head.

This spa, it's a little rustic. It's not
quite what I'm used to. Be careful.

Yeah, I know. Why did I wear heels?

It kind of reflects Leah. A little rough
around the edges.

Hi.

Hi.

How are you?

Was this change? Where did I change?
Change right in here. I don't know.

What don't you know?

She's like, she doesn't like flip -flops
and she doesn't like... Let things go

with Dorinda. I'm not, I mean, I am. I'm
going to tell her that she gets a

little too crazy, that she can be a
little bit of a bully sometimes.

All right, anyway, let's not talk about
it. Why am I bringing up negative stuff?

Okay, goodbye. Let me get ready.

I read the reviews and I brought tell.

Positive vibes only.

Is that it?

That's it.

Wow.

There's a strip club down the road. Does
that type anything?

This area, just so you know, because
you're still a youngster. Yeah. My

never told me about this. This starts
getting cripply. Like, Sonya has it. Oh,

my God. Sonya's always like, ooh, creepy
here.

Spa and restaurant.

Oh, my God.

Oh, Lord.

You're just trying to show off your
boobs right now. They are looking good,

right? They do look great.

Oh, I'm rubbing some cream on my body.

I would pick up myself.

Women's locker room, okay.

Hello. Hey, girls.

You excited?

Hi. Are you excited?

I'm going to try to let things go the
way everybody keeps saying it. So she

go over there, and I can go over here.
And that's how we're going to play it.

Give us the lowdown, Leah. What do we
do? Okay.

Is this your idea? Oh, God, I should
have known.

Why? Because you're like below 14th
Street? Yeah.

I said I'm in graffiti land.

There's graffiti everywhere.

Gates down in the middle of the day. I
mean, I avoid those areas uptown.

And that's the way it is everywhere
downtown.

So I came prepared.

Amazing. Got my bathing suit on already.

We're going to go into the dry sauna,
and then we're going to go upstairs and

get beat by colossal heat.

You're going to be hot.

All right, here we go.

Let me climb up. Oh, it's hot.

It's so hot up here.

This is very bare bones. Like, this is
kind of prison -like in here. Bare

Down to earth, bare bones.

Wow, your boobs look really good in that
bathing suit, girl.

This is a true story.

Really?

Because they're so soft.

Feel mine. Mine are very soft.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Right?

Look at this.

Look at this. It's like a photo shoot.

Oh, my God.

Tweedledee and Tweedledum over there.
Oh, my God. I was just going to say

All right, let's go.

Speaking of great boobs, let's hit it.
It's getting hot.

Too hot for the boobs in here. Oh, my
God. Come on, let's get the massages.

Hannah would love this. This is like a
hamas.

Don't you love the hamases?

Oh, the hamam.

Hamas. Hamas, hamam.

All right, who wants to go first?

Oh, hello.

We'll go.

Let's go together.

Just lay down here with them. How are
you?

Good. How are you? Good.

What's going on? We start like this. I
know.

Oh, hello.

Let's get beaten by those leaves.

I thought I was horny, but these women
are way more DTF than I am.

But wait, don't get my hair dirty.

They really are.

Wait, cut my hat. I need my hat, baby.
Can you give me my hat?

What are they supposed to do for you? It
relieves and it's also good for

circulation.

Oh,

it's got a rhythm to it. I feel like I'm
being attacked by a tree.

If I'm going to get beaten up by a wet
bush, let it be two hot guys. That's my

fantasy. Whoa. It's like a car wash.

It's like a car wash.

Not so hard.

Ow. Not so hard.

It's time to turn over on the other
side. No, I'm done. I'm done.

That was enough for me.

It's time to turn over a new leaf.

I've never been beaten by a bunch of
leaves.

It was a little sensual, I think. A
little sensual, yeah.

Oh, that's great.

Am I detoxing up?

Thank you. Should I start face down or
face up?

Leah has a good body.

This is the most action I've had in a
while, believe me.

I want the Leah special.

I don't know what it does for you, but I
know after this I might try S &M.

Something to it.

People beat you and you feel better.

Kinsley, you're next. No, I don't want
to do it. Why not?

Because I don't want to. You're not
participating.

Come on.

I have allergies and I'm probably
allergic to this. So I don't know. This

looks weird.

Oh my God. I feel like I'm on a yacht.
Like it's like moving.

I don't know what it does, but it works.

What are we doing now? I'm going to get
a foot scrub.

Oh, I want a foot scrub. I want a foot
scrub too.

For a foot scrub?

What kind of scrub makes you be face
down? I think you're being tricky here.

I'm not falling for the face down foot
scrub.

I ended up with Hannah.

Coming up. You have a pattern. When
someone upsets you, you go for the junk

food. You go below the belt and you
really hurt people. You do it all the

so you should recognize it very well.

Is it lunchtime?

Yeah, let's go eat. Right? Let's eat.
Yeah, let's go and have lunch.

Ooh.

Oh, this looks pretty.

We're six.

Wow, there must be some crazy parties
that go on in this room. Oh, yes.

Private hot tub in the corner. Oh, God.
Oh, gross.

Caviar? Oh, yeah. Make me one, baby.
Thank you.

Amazing.

Guys, I want to make a little toast.

Yay. Okay.

I have to admit that when I first met
all of you, it did feel like not fitting

in the downtown. Can you take the hat
off? You can't make a toast with that

on. I can't. As time has gone by, each
and every one of you has really opened

to me, and I just, I really appreciate
it.

So amazing.

Amazing. Thank you. Thank you for
bringing us all the way down here. I

enjoyed it. I think Hannah will love it.
Thank you, Bob.

I've never seen anything like it. It's
amazing. Something different.

I hope you're hungry.

But how did it turn?

It was chicken shish kebab with the
buckwheat.

So I think before it gets really cold
out and the weather's still nice.

I'm looking into for all of us to go to
Newport for a couple of days. To

Newport, Rhode Island?

Yeah, it's like a three -hour drive.

Oh, Newport's gorgeous.

I think before we start planning another
trip, we need to handle the leftover

drama of the last trip, and that's what
we should be talking about right now.

We should take a boat ride to Jameson.

And nobody is.

Somebody else?

All right, guys, hold on.

I feel like there's an elephant in the
room, and I need to get this off my

chest. Go ahead. Oh, boy.

But I'm just speaking from my heart
right now.

The orchard trip.

What? I went home and I cried
afterwards. I feel like we have to

and we're not acknowledging that the
orchard trip was a shit show.

And when I see people attacking each
other, I'm like, oh, my God.

It was a lot. I mean, and I just want, I
think we should just acknowledge it.

That's it. Because if we don't
acknowledge it, I acknowledge it.

Yeah.

She's trying to point out the fact that
at the orchard, Mackenzie felt ganged up

on, which rightly so, because everybody
kind of jumped down her throat after.

No, no, no. She made a comment, a flip
comment. Well, I guess we're going to

talk about John when we're going to talk
about Scott.

It's not easy for me to be that person
and tell everybody that kind of stuff.

It's called staring.

It's really hard.

Particularly when people judge you on
missing.

My gum lasts longer than your
relationship, okay?

No, it was...

So, and we have to figure out ways it
doesn't happen again.

Dorinda, don't be mad at me. Specific
one.

What? No, because I really thought about
it before coming here.

And I know I'm not perfect, okay? God
knows I'm not perfect. I'm in mistakes

the time.

I'm trying to get better. You advise me
a lot of things, Dorinda. I respect you

tremendously.

But I realize that for some reason you
have a pattern. And I love you. Don't

me wrong. When someone upsets you, you
go for the judgment. You go below the

belt and you really hurt people. I don't
think you even realize you do it. And I

think after you do it, you feel bad
about it.

But you do it all the time. So you
should recognize it very well.

You do it all the time.

Zing.

See, that's what you do.

Well, you're great. You just wanted to.
No, see, that's what you do.

Okay, I'm going to stop right now.
That's your problem. I'm going to stop

now, okay? I'm just going to stop it
because that's the relationship thing.

Dorinda is turning this all around,
pointing fingers at me because she

want to recognize her own fault. I mean,
I can't even tell this girl anything

without her just.

I don't think it's right for one of my
best friends of mine to be bringing up

a group yelling out, well, John texts
his women. I said, what would you do if

texted somebody?

You knew he was at a party tonight. He's
taking girls' numbers.

What would you do? Well, of course I'd
be upset, but why again would you say

that? Why would you say that? That's an
asshole thing to say.

I mean, why are you bringing that up in
a group? Oh, yeah. I said, what would

you do?

That was a thing, Ramona. I said, what
would you do? No, you said you thought

wasn't. So if Ramona doesn't want to do
that as her friend, she shouldn't do

this. Well, you did it to her. You said,
I don't have a mugshot.

Your lady broke your glass in front of
me. Oh, I did get a mugshot over it.

Really? I did, really.

I find it very entertaining that Ramona
says I go for a

juggler where she's literally a living
vampire.

I mean, she sucks the living life out of
people with her bad behavior.

Why are you lecturing me after your
behavior at the orchard? I'm just

Well, I'm just saying.

Don't make this about me. It's about
you. If you want to have a separate

conversation with me about other things,
it's not a problem. Well, be more

specific, Leah, because you're not being
specific.

All right, I actually need a shot.

I'm not trying to blow up the table. I
wasn't trying to. I'm honestly not

to do that. I was trying to have a
dialogue.

I adore and respect all of you.

Something, I have a very special bond
with Dorinda. I feel that way. I do too.

But I am also terrified that what if I
do something that, and then I'm on the

other side of it. Well,

don't be terrified. I know, I've been
very scared of you.

Instead of listening and hearing us,
Dorinda just goes for Ramona or whoever

can in order to deflect the situation so
it's all about somebody else and not

about her. She is not hearing what we
say.

It's about, you know, I don't judge you.
Yeah, I don't judge you either.

And I respect you. There you go.

I think that's where we should leave it.
I don't judge you. We respect you. We

don't have to have any more discussions.
We're good.

We're close to a judgment -free zone.

Yeah, baby. Okay. No judge and support.

And a little more respect for everybody.

Let me take a pee now.

Okay, now you can go to the bathroom.

Good.

Was it good?

It is a solution.

It is a ceasefire, which is good. We're
in a Russian place. I could have gone

another way.

Coming up.

Are there condoms in the nightstand
drawer? No! No, you don't have condoms?

I have a thing. What do you call those
things? I don't want to know.

Coming.

Hi, sister.

Hi, how are you?

Good to see you. Nothing. My neck is
killing me. Oh, no.

Like, really bad.

Why?

I just, like, was doing squats yesterday
and tweaked it.

What? My sister is basically me times
100.

I feel like we kind of feel like twins.
Like, we share a little bit of the same

soul. It definitely gets intense
sometimes. But at this point in our

we're both adults, we're both moms, and
best friends.

Do you want green juice?

Yeah. And I have a little chia pudding.

Oh, I also have... have a fruit salad
that the pita chip made.

Oh, a little pita chip.

He really makes a good fruit salad,
though. Look at it. You were in the deep

of the hummus last night.

Pita chip is this guy that I'm dating.

He owns a kosher restaurant and pita
baker. You know I love Jews. I just

even help it.

He's quirky and funny and interesting,
and I have no idea where it's going to

go. We'll see.

He owns a f***ing pita place that sells
pitas to everybody in New York.

He's got a lot of money doing it.

I took a picture of myself nude with a
PETA here.

I sent it to him. And then he sent it to
a friend. But he sent it to me,

thinking he was sending it to a friend.

And obviously I was, like, very upset
that I was, like, talking to someone

would do something so corny. I think
that he's actually a gentleman. He just

made a mistake.

I like weirdos.

I like intellectual...

Smart, funny.

I also am not into dating hot guys. I
like dating ugly guys.

I want to be beauty, and then I need a
beast.

I don't know. I like it. It's
convenient.

It's very convenient. It is convenient.

Convenience isn't a good way to date.

How was Connecticut this weekend?

Honestly?

Yeah, how was Mom and Dad?

I don't want to make you upset.

It was like...

Very stressful.

Mom, there's a bit about you.

Me and my mom are on speaking terms
again.

After I started drinking again, much to
my mother's dismay, I texted her and I

said, Mom, let's stop fighting. This is
depressing.

Life is too short. And she didn't
respond back to me. I told you you have

there in person. She's angry. And now
she's pulling away from you.

There's definitely still lingering
tension between us. But for now, we're

squeezing under the rug.

For me, I don't really mix too much with
mom. I tell mom everything.

I know. Which I have to stop.

I think she wants me to stop telling her
everything.

She does. But it's killing me because
I'm like, you're my mom.

But I think the way you connect with her
is like bad behavior in some ways.

True, I know. It's very back.

This is the dynamic from when I was a
child. I haven't learned how to undo

I think my sister is absolutely right.

I am, in a way.

Still caught in a dynamic that's very
old with my mother, even though I've

changed so much when our relationship
has changed. I'm still going back to old

behavior, old dynamic when it comes to
me and her.

Take a breath, call her, see how she's
doing, engage in a conversation with her

that's about her.

Right. Basic.

I think that's him.

Oh, my God.

I'm not ready.

Go back. Go away.

I'm not even dressed yet. Who's there?

It's me.

Oh, look how pretty you look. Oh, my
God. Look at you. Well, because I'm hot.

I'm getting ready.

Nicole's here. She's staying over
tonight.

Hi, darling.

Hey, sweetie.

Nicole's in the kitchen. Shout out.

Hi. Yeah, I had her sleep over just when
she went up in the kitchen.

And you're walking around in lingerie.
Are there any men coming? She was

over in lingerie before that. That was
better. Well, it's only girls. here, so

it's okay. My girlfriends are really
important to me, and I find a great way

build relationships with them is to have
them to my apartment. Hey, Gorge, look

at you.

So I bring different groups of women
together, and they network, and they

friends and go out socially after.

You know, I'm sort of a matchmaker with
women friends. I like it.

Nicole, have you met Christine before?

Hi. We met in the Hamptons recently.

Weren't we at WK?

Yeah, yeah. Nice to see you again. Who
doesn't go to WK?

I'm glad you women are here because
finally feeling this is like my home.

I'm finally feeling it, you know, which
is great.

Are there condoms in the nightstand
drawer? No. No, you don't have condoms?

Really? I'm going to go check. I don't
believe you. I don't have any condoms in

my drawer. I don't believe you. I have a
thing. What do you call those things?

I don't want to know.

There's things Avery doesn't need to
know. All right, listen.

If I had condoms, I would tell you. I do
not have condoms. I can't believe you

don't have condoms.

I definitely like to get a little bit of
a rise out of Ramona because she plays

the Catholic girl. I'm so innocent.

And then she talks about how horny she
is and she's never been hotter.

Last fall, I was in a relationship with
someone and I kept condoms for him

because sometimes he needed more and he
wanted more because he did.

Oh, my God. Wait, how many did he use?

He wanted more. So you gave him multiple
orgasms.

I'm embarrassed.

Oh, my God. Oh, you are.

Stop. All right. So now, how many
condoms did he use? He needed three.

In one night?

Yeah. Wow, I want to sleep with you.

I had FOMO in the hallway.

Fear of missing out. I brought you the
dress that you couldn't zip off.

Seriously, I love that dress. I'm so
excited. It's a large.

No, it's okay. Maybe I need an extra
large.

It looked so good in the picture, you
just couldn't zip it up, right? So this

one I tried on. You'll be able to zip it
up. Oh, good. If you can wear it, I can

wear it. Well, I think I'm a medium, but
you know.

Everything. Okay.

On today.

Hello. The best for you.

I'm sorry I'm late. Oh, thank you. Wait
a minute. Let me see this outfit.

Yesterday was a show with Dorinda and
me. Thank you for having me. You look

beautiful. I already invited Dorinda.
I'm not going to disinvite her. And I

she's going to be in a good mood and be
more the old Dorinda and not that new,

hateful Dorinda.

Hello, girls.

How's cocktails and conversations going?

I gave Ramona a dress that I had given
her in a meeting, but she needed a

I brought the large. Oh, good.

When we were at the spa, in the locker
room, Ramona tells me that I need to

at least 10 pounds because I'm
beautiful.

I'm beautiful with weight on, bitch. I
mean, really?

Well, I enjoyed that spot.

It was overworld. It was a cautious
circumstance.

So this is like down and dirty. I mean,
it's the Russian spot. I've been to this

place. Of course you've been there. The
Wall Street guys would go with their

strippers to the Russian bath.

Oh, jeez. I knew there was a story
behind this place.

Wait, so who came up with it? Was it
Leah?

Leah. Of course.

So did you have fun?

At the spa?

Yeah. Well, I was happy that, you know,
Tinsley could get those four words out.

I respect you.

Well, I think she just didn't want any
more altercation with you. I think what

she said was, you know what, I respect
you and I don't judge you. Yeah. And I

thought that was very amazing. Yeah, but
I got to tell you, Ramona, what you did

was wrong yesterday.

It was wrong. I was a little shocked. I
got to tell you, something came today.

You take people down all the time. You
know this word?

Schadenfreude. Oh, yeah. Oh, you know
it.

Schadenfreude. Schadenfreude.

I'm married to a German. You know what
schadenfreude is? Yeah. You don't wish

someone ill, but if something bad
happens, you get pleasure from it. Are

crazy?

And you bring up something from two
years ago.

You're like, well, you and Kurt to hang
you with Luann. You're supposed to be my

friend. And I have nothing to do with
it. And I need you always to support me.

do support you. No, you don't. You lash
out at everybody.

If anybody questions anything you say.

Oh, the person of etiquette. Two years
ago, this is a woman. You said talk

alone. Do it now.

I need you always to support me. I do
support you. No, you don't. Are you

jealous I'm back with LeBron? Excuse me.
This is a woman. You said talk alone.

Talk alone.

I want to talk alone. You know, you
accused me of. You're acting like you

say screaming back.

It's a little ironic that Dorinda, if I
bring up something, I remember about

John or this one. Ramona, talk to me in
private.

Don't do it in front of people. But yet
here, these are people she doesn't even

know. And she's going off like a crazy
woman.

The end of the lunch yesterday, she
calls me crying because she fat shames

Tells her she needs to lose weight. I
was upset at that. She cried to me all

night. I think what you love to do is do
well, but not better than me.

You want always to run, take the best,
get the best. The way you run around the

house is to get rooms. You know what I'm
trying to do for her? You're so

angry. You like people's misfortune. You
like to defraud from you to make people

feel bad. That's not true. You're a
coward.

I'm not a coward. Jordan, try to take
control of the conversation.

Do you think that was nice to bring up
two years ago?

I'm so sorry you're so unhappy.

I'm so sorry you're so unhappy. I'm
sorry that Richard died tomorrow.

We are unhappy. I'm sorry that it's your
anniversary coming up. I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry. There's been so many men in
your life that have come and gone, and

you can't leave. Oh, my God. This is
so... I think you should just leave.

leave. No,

no, no. Dorinda, don't leave.

Dorinda, don't leave. This is so
distracting. Really?

The two of you are leaving?

Yeah. Well, go. Come on.

I'd love to be kicked out of my house.
No, this is crazy. Sonia. They're both

nuts.

Sonia, Dorinda, come back inside.

She said to me yesterday, if you have
something negative to say about me, do

privately. So now she's doing exactly
what she doesn't want. me to do. So

she preaching to? But the thing is, I
want to be myself. If I want to be fat,

want to be fat. If I want to drink, I
want to drink. Why is she shaming me?

You're not fat.

I'm not fat. Listen, I love you both.

I don't want to fight with you. I needed
your support yesterday.

I needed your support yesterday.

I didn't do it.

You brought it up at lunch. You should
have just let it sit. You know it's a

week and you know it just broke up.

It's a seven and a half year
relationship.

During this time, which isn't easy
between everything, rib, the house,

up, just general sort of slight
depression, to be honest with you. I

her to be knocking me down. I need you
to be building me up. I need a soft

to land.

You're not a pillow. You're a concrete
block.

We love each other. We've been through
so much together.

unusual. Like, Finsley, when we fight, I
don't feel anything.

Like, you, it just breaks me. You're
like a sister to me. And my heart hurts.

I love you both. I love you both so
much. I do. I don't care. I know you

out of meanness. You're trying to help,
and I always say sometimes the delivery,

and I know my delivery's not good. I
want to get rid of the hysterics of our

lives. And I'm trying with myself. I
need my girls. I need you.

I need you.

I don't want to be alone.

I love

Dorinda.

She is like a sister to me, but
Dorinda's not acknowledging how mean

she can be. It's very hurtful.

When Dorinda acts like this, you can do
nothing. You can do nothing because

nothing will work. Nothing except to
shut your mouth.

I have your back. You may not think I
do, but I do. And I'm your champion.

I always want the best for you, Dorinda.
I love you so much. Seriously. I love

you so much. And that's if we ever have
a problem.

Pull me aside like we have for years.

Oh, the sweat. The sweat.

Next time on The Real Housewives of New
York City.

All right. Downtown Newport. Whoa.

We're almost there. Yay.

I have to go. I

love

Leah but I don't know what's happening
here

I don't want to be embarrassed.

She's not afraid to be embarrassed
anywhere else in the world. I was not

to stand by and let that bullshit go
over. I am who I am. I don't know.

You might not like me then. You're
right.

That's it.